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Hey, we're rich!

When Bo and Luke discover part of a $1 million fortune...

everybody rushes to Hazzard county to join the search

for the rest of it.

Good news!

Cletus, move.

Even Roy Orbison joins in.

♪ Oh, pretty woman ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way, the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

"THE GREAT HAZZARD HIJACK"

When it comes to cross-country racing

General Lee moves out real smart.

But running is only half of cross-country racing.

The other half is knowing the course.

If the good Lord had meant for cars to swim...

he'd have put water wings on them, wouldn't he?

I swear, Bo, there are times... This shouldn't be too hard.

Hey.

Y'all picked a heck of a time to go wading.

I thought we was racing.

One thing I can't stand is a sore winner.

Especially when he wins fair and square.

I'll get you out of there.

Nice piece of driving.

You got a rope or something in here?

It's real funny, ain't it?

The General could beat you on the ground.

Double that thing up, there.

Hey, Bo, come here, look at this.

- Hey, them's $50 bills. - Got to be 20 of them here.

Let me see that.

Cooter, we found us $1,000! Hey, we're rich!

I never did think I'd be giving General Grant a permanent.

Soon as you're done with his hair

hand him over here so I can iron his shirt.

Uncle Jesse, I ain't never seen nothing like it.

That money jumped out of Hazzard Creek into Luke's hands

like a big-mouth bass.

And the best part of it is, we've no idea who it belongs to.

Don't get excited, Bo. It don't belong to us.

We'll just have to give it back to the Sheriff.

Turning it over to Rosco is like putting it in Boss' back pocket.

Then we got to figure out a way to get it out of his pocket...

before he figures out how he never had it in the first place.

That's about the size of it.

We don't know how the money got there or where it came from.

Will you two just hush? You just lie all the time.

You probably stole the money and lost your nerve. Didn't you?

- Rosco. - What?

That ain't no way to talk to someone who's giving you money.

Let me show you how.

- Hand it over. - Here.

- Well, well. - Not to him. To me.

Come on.

- Thanks, Boss. - What was that all about?

Recording the incident for posterity, Boss.

We'll take that picture and serial numbers

over to the Hazzard Gazette.

When the rightful owner shows up...

he'll know exactly where to find his cash.

- You... - Have a nice day.

Just give me, I'll just have a little...

The Hazzard Gazette don't get an exclusive story very often.

Unless you count three-yolked eggs

or missing dogs as an exclusive.

"$1,000 was found in $50 bills by Bo and Luke Duke...

"while wading in Hazzard Creek."

And it says here "This discovery is expected

to touch off a wide search for the additional money...

"since the serial numbers of these bills confirm that...

"they're part of the $1 million stolen...

"in the Hazzard County hijacking that took place five years ago."

What do you know, you're famous! Still broke, but you're famous.

- Yeah. - Could be worse.

We could've found the whole kit and caboodle.

Giving it back would've been like pulling teeth.

Soon as that story broke, just about every fortune hunter

and treasure seeker... who could read...

headed for Hazzard like bears to a honeycomb.

Including a few with a personal score to settle.

But that's getting ahead of the story.

"And the serial numbers confirm that the bills were part...

"of a $1 million hijacking that took place in Hazzard...

"five years ago."

I knew it all along. That was that bank shipment.

- Don't you remember? - No.

The thief, or thieves, was never caught.

And that $1 million ain't been seen since.

Rosco, I smell something in the air.

It ain't Flash 'cause I gave her a bath this morning.

I mean money.

$1 million worth of stolen money that's about to fall

right into my lap.

You don't have a lap.

I don't need one. I got me a safe.

It's already got a down payment on that $1 million.

Wrong. See, you're wrong there.

All you got in that safe is a piddly little $1,000...

that the Duke boys...

You think those Duke boys hijacked that money...

five years ago?

Don't make no difference whether they did or didn't.

Don't make no difference.

'Cause they're gonna be arrested for the crime.

I love that.

Even if they only found it...

I want you to watch them night and day.

Whenever they go back to get the rest of that money...

we'll catch them in the act.

We'll catch them.

Then they'll go straight to prison.

And we'll be left to count the money.

I'll be left to count the money.

You'll be left to count the money

Well, Rosco's come up with another new secret weapon:

His own army and troop.

And he didn't waste no time

trying to catch the boys in the act.

You just...

He's still hanging in back there.

I'll just have to lose him.

That old boy don't look too easy to lose.

He's sticking like glue. What're we gonna do now?

He won't do anything in front of witnesses.

Maybe I can raise a few locals and scare him off.

He might've a CB and then he'll hear you.

Good. Maybe that will scare him off.

Mayday, mayday!

If anybody in Hazzard is listening...

we need help in a hurry.

We're being chased north along Hazzard Creek...

by a mean-looking fella in a blue sedan.

Please, somebody, anybody, help us.

There they are. Over there.

Alright, lady, we see you.

Just stay ahead of him till we catch up with you.

Tell you what, them boys could find trouble

in a Sunday-school class.

Reckon it's time to learn this jasper some manners.

I got a feeling we ain't seen the last of that old boy.

- You folks alright? - Duke!

Ain't it funny how a man's past has a way of catching up

with him when he least expects it?

The last time them two seen each other was

in the Marine Corps.

Phil, my old Marine buddy. This here's Bo Duke, my cousin.

- How do you do? - How you doing, Bo?

This is my sister Kate, and our friend Tommy Dunkirk.

Hold on, you ain't about to tell me that...

you're the scrawny little thing

that Phil had a picture of in his wallet?

Okay, I won't tell you, but it's the truth.

All you've to do is tell us who it was that was chasing you.

Wish I knew. Whoever it was has been watching us for days.

I hate to think what might've happened

if you hadn't run him off.

Let's not worry about him.

You and I've a lot of catching up to do.

Besides, Uncle Jesse'd kick our tail

if we didn't invite y'all over for dinner.

Seeing as how you just saved our skins...

I guess it's the least we can do.

- Alright, then. - Luke, I'll follow you.

You got it.

Hey, ain't that the fellow that was chasing Luke's buddy?

So you're Phil...

the one that saved Luke's life during the war.

I've been waiting a long time to meet you...

so I could thank you personal for what you did for Luke.

That goes for me, too.

I was in the right place when Luke's chute didn't open...

so I'd to grab him.

I'm sure he'd have done the same thing for me.

Better believe it. What are y'all doing in Hazzard?

To tell you the truth, we're looking for you.

When we read the serial numbers on those bills y'all found...

we couldn't get here fast enough.

Kate was a dispatcher for that armored car company...

when that money was stolen five years ago.

She was the only one who knew the route of that shipment.

The company thought it was an inside job.

Matter of fact, they still do.

I was arrested and jailed for 24 hours.

Then they'd to release me for lack of evidence.

Ever since, I've been followed by weirdos...

all of them thinking I'd lead them to the money.

Including the guy in that blue sedan.

Probably.

Only way we can put this mess behind us is if we go there and

find the money ourselves and give it back to the company.

We thought we'd start looking where you found the bills.

Good a place as any.

We can get started as soon as you get settled in somewhere.

That'll take five minutes 'cause you're gonna stay here with us.

Kate, you can share my room.

Phil and Mr. Dunkirk, you've the parlor.

Y'all best not refuse.

Uncle Jesse don't take no for an answer.

- Daisy's even more stubborn. - That's right.

- Got some luggage? - The luggage is over here.

Flash, they're coming.

Looks like everybody's watching.

Don't worry, Flash.

I'll get them quicker than you...

Oh, hush.

No, I don't know who he is either.

You get back in here and put your seatbelt on.

We're in hot pursuit.

Flash.

What do you see that I don't?

Look at that. There's old Rosco playing soldier again.

Rosco's our sheriff.

Spends half his time chasing us around Hazzard County.

We spend half of our time losing him.

Hang on y'all. Come on, Rosco.

Does he always drive like this?

Well, no. Usually it's more radical.

What a jump.

Well, I don't know who he is, but he sure is determined.

Cletus, this is your superior officer...

Rosco P. Coltrane calling.

You got your ears on? Come on.

Yes sir. I've got my ears on, eyes open

and my nose pointed due north. Come on back.

Well, unpoint it, you dipstick...

and head over toward Meadow Road.

We got a couple of Duke boys to watch.

Yes sir. Roger Wilco.

That's Cletus coming straight at us.

We can't stop now, he's gonna pound us good.

Hang on, y'all.

Honey, I don't blame you. I'd hide my eyes, too.

Cletus, move.

I'm okay.

See what happens when you're buckled up for safety?

There's no problem whatsoever.

Does scuff you a little bit, once in a while.

Not only is he ugly, but he ain't even helpful.

Now, looking for missing money...

will get some folks out of their house.

And Boss is making a pretty penny on every one of them.

WELCOME TO HAZZARD "GATEWAY TO HAZZARD CREEK"

$10 PER CAR

Alright, that's it. Hold it there.

Let's have the money. That's right. Alright.

There you go.

No mappie, no findie cashie...

I'm very sorry, sir, I can't make change for that $10 bill.

But here, take a second map. You look really lost.

That's it. Alright.

Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

Get your $5 Hazzard County Official Money Map right here.

What do you want?

How long have I got to keep hawking these dang things?

How long have you been talking about getting a raise?

You mean if I keep selling these things, I get a raise?

No. But I'll let you keep talking about it.

Now go on. Give me that.

- That's my fingers. - Give me the money.

- You can have it. - Now, go on.

Keep peddling.

PARKING - $5 HR.

- Get your maps right here, $5! - Come on

Flowed right downstream to us.

Think the rest of the money bags could've...

flowed further downstream?

Any further downstream would've took them

to the middle of Hazzard. Would've been found for sure.

- What's in that other direction? - Swamp, mostly.

Been that way ever since the flood.

That would've been right after the hijacking.

I don't care if it's wall-to-wall with alligators.

We gotta keep on looking.

Won't do us much good now.

We'd best start looking in the morning.

That suits me just fine.

It'll give us all of tonight to get acquainted.

Funny thing. I was thinking the same thing myself.

Let's go, Bo.

What we gotta do now is figure out where to start looking.

I got a map of Hazzard Creek inside...

ought to give us a few ideas.

Come on.

Here you go, dear.

I'll be with you as soon as I freshen up.

You got it.

You know, this fellow keeps popping up

like a bad penny in a collection box.

Kate, you alright?

- You alright? - Yeah. Just frightened.

Did you get a good look at him?

I think it's the same guy who's been chasing us...

but I can't be sure.

How about you?

I didn't see a thing. I was busy playing catch.

He went out the window. Whoever it was, he's long gone by now.

No, he'll be back.

If it ain't him, it'll be somebody just like him...

thinking Kate can lead him to the money.

Let's change their minds. Let's beat them all to it.

- Let's get back to the map. - Alright.

What do you think? The Treasury Department or the FBI?

Neither. A Fed wouldn't have to break in.

He could've gotten a search warrant.

Phil, I'm scared. Maybe we should get out of here...

while we still can.

Not while we're this close, baby.

Back at the creek I could almost taste that money.

Did you spot any of the landmarks?

No.

I think the flood washed them all away.

But sooner or later, them Duke boys will lead me

to a place I recognize.

And when they do...

it's gonna be all downhill for us.

Next morning, the money hunters

were still flocking into Hazzard...

and Boss was still fleecing the flock.

HOTEL ROOMS - 10.00 - free TV.

HOTEL ROOMS - $20 - free TV.

HOTEL ROOMS - 50.00 - free TV.

HOTEL ROOMS - 50.00 - TV. 5.00 per Hr.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Meanwhile, it was hard to say...

who was thinking more about Kate:

Jesse or Luke.

What's bothering you two?

Why would you say something like that?

Neither of you opened your mouth in the last 15 minutes.

Sometimes it's best not to say anything at all...

than to say something you'll be sorry for.

Okay.

What's your excuse?

- Nothing. I'm just thinking. - I bet I know about who, too.

Bo and Phil are fixing to leave any minute now, Luke.

Tell them I'll be out directly, just as soon as Kate's ready.

Alright.

What did I tell you, Uncle Jesse?

He fell for her so fast...

for a minute I thought he was Bo.

- Good morning, everybody. - Good morning.

Morning.

- Morning. - Hi.

- Hi. - Good morning.

You're just in time for breakfast.

What'll it be, bacon and grits or grits and bacon?

I'll just have some black coffee, thanks.

I'm fighting the battle of the bulge.

You could have fooled me.

I keep thinking about that snapshot Phil had.

You don't look nothing like that.

That's probably because I wasn't blonde then.

Sounds like the General Lee's ready to go.

We're gonna take both cars.

So if one gets stuck in the swamp...

we'll be able to pull it out with the other one.

Good idea.

Coming, sweetheart?

After being half scared to death yesterday afternoon...

and then staying up half the night with you...

I'm so tired, I think I'd just slow you down.

Suit yourself. We'll see y'all later.

- Take it easy. - Bye.

Hey, Cousin, we'll meet you at Bear Point. Follow us.

If you can keep up.

- Coming along? - No, I'll stay here.

- Sure? - Yeah.

I see your friend Tom's not going either.

That was Phil's idea.

Just in case we got some more of those visitors.

That's good...

seeing as how I won't be here to look after you.

Where are you going?

Into town to get Maudine some oats.

You bought oats yesterday, Uncle Jesse.

Then I'll get her some alfalfa cake or something.

For once, old Rosco's doing everything right.

Guess he must've been taking lessons from Flash.

You are messing with the wrong man just now.

Jesse decided to do a research at the Hazzard Gazette.

Hazzard County Gazette

Here you be, Jesse.

Every word we ever printed about that armored car hijack

back five years ago.

Thank you, Emma.

I had to climb plumb up to the top shelf to find them.

I appreciate that. I hope I didn't put you

to too much trouble.

Oh, my Lord, it was my pleasure.

You know I'd do anything for you.

- Then could I've my hand back? - I must've been carried away.

You want me to turn the pages?

No. That's what I need the hand for.

See, it works just like that.

DISPATCHER QUESTIONED BY POLICE

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.

Is she a friend of yours, Jesse?

Not exactly.

Her name ain't Rhodes. It's Ackley.

Maybe she changed it.

Wouldn't take much for the right man to make me change mine.

- Could I borrow this, Emma? - If you promise to return it.

I work at the post office afternoons, but...

you can drop it off at the house most any evening.

I'll remember that, Emma. But don't wait up for me.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

What's that all about?

I don't know. Sounds like Uncle Jesse, I can't tell.

Luke? You catch any of that?

Not a chance. It's all I can do to make you out

over all that garbage.

He must be too far away.

Uncle Jesse, if that's you trying to reach us...

on the emergency channel, you must be too far away.

We can't understand a word you're saying.

We'll have to try back again later, okay?

Repeat, Uncle Jesse...

Shepherd to Lost Sheep, can you read me?

Over.

Like I said, Bo falls in love at least once a week.

But Luke? This is something special.

Hey, Uncle Jesse.

You look mad enough to chew nails.

I am. And I'm just getting started.

You haven't been exactly honest with us Dukes, have you?

- About what? - Take a look at that.

In case you've forgotten, it says your name is Sandy Rhodes.

And you're no more Phil's sister than Daisy here.

It don't make sense. Why'd you lie about a thing like that?

I've my reasons.

Look on the other side.

- Remind you of anybody we know? - Phil.

He's the hijacker?

She planned the whole thing. It was an inside job.

The only thing is they lost track of the money.

Now all we need is that fellow in the blue car to show up.

Yeah, that should hold them.

I'm sorry we had to do this, Daisy.

Yeah, I'll bet you are.

Save your breath, Daisy. We'll get our say at the trial.

Don't count on it.

That $1 million is gonna take us a long way from Hazzard County.

- Pity you ain't found it. - We will.

Just as soon as Luke and Bo lead Phil close enough...

to recognize the spot where he buried it.

I'll get the jeep. You finish up in here.

By this time, the boys had worked their way up the creek.

Which is exactly where old Rosco wanted to keep them.

This ain't our day. The dang bridge is out.

Just our luck.

I just love police work.

We must have searched ten miles of that creek bed.

- Still no sign of that money. - We had to do it.

Maybe we'll have better luck at Bear Point.

So many dang places to look over there.

Indian caves, stump holes, hollow trees.

Go ahead, Phil, take your pick.

How far is it to Bear Point?

I'd say just about a couple of miles as the crow flies.

We ain't crows. That creek's too swollen to drive across.

How long would it take us to drive to the nearest bridge?

At least an hour and a half.

Listen, if that money is at Bear Point...

somebody else is liable to get it before we do.

Not if we jump the General across, then drive from there.

This can't be more than 100 feet.

Might as well be 1,000.

You ain't gonna get a lift off this.

All we do is fill in some pot holes and pack it up.

We'd get enough lift, we'd be across before you know it.

I like that. I'll get the shovels out of the car.

Right, you got it.

Why don't we give Uncle Jesse a call on the CB?

It might've been him trying to get us before.

I'm way ahead of you.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Come back.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Uncle Jesse, this here's Luke. Come back.

That don't make no sense.

Channel's clear, static's gone, how come he ain't answering?

He always monitors that frequency when we're out, too.

Something's wrong. I just got a feeling.

I got the same feeling. What do you think we should do?

Split up. Me and Phil will make the jump.

You get back to the farm.

Phil, can I use your car? I'm a bit worried about Uncle Jesse.

Yeah, be my guest.

Me and Phil will make the jump...

and then head to Bear Point and look for that hijack money.

Soon as I get to the farm, find out everything's okay...

I'll go to the bridge and meet y'all there.

- You got it. - Keys are in it.

Crazy Cooter, this here's Bo.

I hope you're monitoring this channel.

Breaker one. Might be crazy, but I ain't dumb.

Crazy Cooter coming back at you...

making hay all day with a heavy load on the open road.

You got the time, I got the rhyme.

No, sir. Not unless it rhymes with Uncle Jesse.

I can't raise the farm. I've got a hunch he might be in trouble.

Why didn't you say so? I'll see you there.

That's a big 10-4. Thanks a lot.

Sure hope old Tyrone don't mind.

BOARS NEST

Good news! Good news!

Boss, listen, I got news for you.

Well, I got news for you, too.

I ain't gonna put up with your bursting in here incognito...

trying to get your choppers on my ribs.

If you're so desperate...

go buy yourself some food stamps.

Listen, Boss.

- I know where the money is. - Where?

- It's up at Bear Point. - Bear Point?

Luke Duke is up there right now digging it up.

Then why ain't you out there trying to catch him?

There's no big rush, you see.

He'll jump the General Lee in there

but there's no way he can jump it back...

which means only one thing.

Yeah? What?

He has to come in from the west.

I thought you'd wanna be in on the killing.

Well, I do. I'll be waiting for him and the money.

- Every last dollar. - Every last...

Wait a minute. Shame on you, "every last dollar" indeed.

If there's one thing I can't abide, it's greed.

How do you get that?

Because if we keep all the money, bonehead...

we ain't gonna have any at all to plant on the Dukes. And...

frame... Finagle them into jail.

Into jail. I love that.

I just love you when you get those evil thoughts...

about the Duke boys in that fat little head of yours.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

Then stop making love and start making money.

Come on, let's go.

I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

A little bone sandwich there. This is a good one.

- Rosco! - What?

I thought you were right behind me.

Maybe we could take a little snack.

Uncle Jesse and Daisy filled Bo in on the whole story...

while being untied.

Since Kate and Dunkirk figured to meet up with Phil...

old Luke would be outnumbered 3-to-1.

Worst of it is, Luke don't suspect a thing.

Old Luke wasn't born yesterday.

I'll try to get him on the CB and talk some way

so Phil won't get suspicious.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. You out there?

Do you read me, Luke? Come back.

We're on our way.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep, you out there, Luke...

you got your ears on?

He didn't even get no static.

No static, no noise, no Luke.

I never felt so helpless in my life.

Kate and Dunkirk ain't been gone an hour.

Means they couldn't have reached Bear Point by now.

Still too far to cut them off.

We'll have to go the same way the General did.

Right on.

Sooner we get started, the quicker we even up the odds.

Mind if I go? If there's a fight, I don't wanna miss it.

Let's do it.

Now that the ramp was finished, General Lee was raring

to take off like the Yankees at Manassas.

That's Bull Run, all you folks up north.

Alright, Phil, hang on tight.

It's gonna be the closest thing

to a parachute jump you've seen...

since you left the service.

Long about now, bet that boy wishes he had a parachute.

Come on, General.

Like a piece of cake.

That was awfully close there.

We don't have any more like that coming up? Do we?

No. We're only a couple of miles from Bear Point.

Seeing as how there's more than one way

to get where you're going...

old Bo is making a beeline to the jumping point...

while them two had to go all the way to the bridge...

before they could get to Bear Point.

And Rosco and Boss figured that they'd make up for lost time...

by taking a short cut through town. Y'all want a map?

Then there's that fellow in the blue sedan.

He's still tagging along and I still don't know who he is.

But why?

- This is it. - How do you wanna work this?

Why don't you go downstream...

Luke, and I'll go look up here a little bit?

You got it.

Phil, look out.

- What is this all about? - Hold on, I'll show you.

Come on, get up.

Look out. Watch yourself.

Bear trap.

Had to be set by some poacher. They're strictly illegal.

I can see why. Thing could've killed me.

Not could have, would have.

That's designed to hold a 500-pound bear.

Now I know why I saved your life during that parachute jump.

I was gonna need you around to save mine.

- We'll call it even. - You got it.

I sure hope old Luke don't come to regret what he just done.

Because here comes Kate and Dunkirk...

in Daisy's Dixie...

with Boss and Rosco breathing down their necks.

And this fella's probably getting set

to steal all the marbles.

You reckon maybe he's just lost?

Hang on.

All these rocks washed out from the flood?

I imagine. Wasn't like this before.

Maybe we ought to split up.

I'll take a look at them Indian caves

over at the ridge there...

No. You're wasting your time.

The money wouldn't be anywhere near...

I don't think it would be down there.

Just a hunch.

You got any ideas?

I thought we'd just hang around here, look in this area.

You got it.

Phil.

- Luke, we found it! - I think we did.

Golly, lookie there.

Well, now, looks like y'all are here just in time

to help us count the money.

It'll have to keep.

Daisy and the old man know the whole story.

I was beginning to suspect.

Ain't no way you could've known that money wasn't...

in the Indian caves unless all three of you'd something...

to do with it in the beginning.

Now you're starting to catch on, Luke.

Not quick enough, it seems.

What I can't figure out is

why you left the money here in the first place.

We had to stash it in case we got stopped at the road blocks.

We figured on coming back for it as soon as things got quiet.

Only the flood beat us to it.

Look, we got the money.

Let's take the jeep and get out of here.

There's another thing that bothers me.

You didn't get that jeep away from Daisy without a fight.

Let's just say she wasn't in any position to fight.

She's okay. So is the old man. They're back at the farm.

I'll see for myself.

Luke, you just hold on now, boy.

We're old friends. Saved each other's lives.

Don't make me shoot you.

You ain't got what it takes to use that.

You don't drop that money, you're gonna find out.

Luke, don't be stubborn about this.

Give us your word you won't make any trouble...

and you can walk away scot-free.

Can't do that. I've got family to consider.

Drop that bundle.

Hang in there, Luke! We're coming.

There ain't nobody left to fight but the girl.

Yeah, and she's mine, Cooter.

Go get her, Daisy.

They'd never forgive me for spoiling their fun.

Stay put.

Don't you just love her spunk?

You arrest them crooks.

That's just what I plan on doing.

Which crooks, the Dukes crooks or the "crook" crooks?

- Whichever has the money. - Oh, the money.

That lets us Dukes out, J.D.,

'cause the money's over yonder...

all by its lonesome.

Freeze it right there. Freeze it!

Everybody froze. Alright, young lady.

That's enough, Daisy.

Don't want to scuff her too badly. Come on with me.

I got my hands on $1 million.

And nobody or nothing's gonna make me turn them loose.

Except maybe...

you.

Danged if that fella with the blue sedan...

didn't turn out to bea special investigator...

for the armored car company.

How about that?

Boss didn't get one thin dime of that hijack money.

But, for once he made Rosco an equal partner...

by selling him half-interest in ten years' supply

of Hazzard treasure maps.

You know what they're good for.

Old Luke learned that a girl...

ain't always as pretty inside...

as the package that she's wrapped in...

and that an old friend don't always remain that way.

Folks do change.

But things did pick up that night.

'Cause Boss Hogg's celebrity speed trap...

snagged another one:

Roy Orbison.

He was passing through from here to there.

♪ Pretty woman, walking down the street ♪

♪ Pretty woman, kind I'd like to meet ♪

♪ Pretty woman ♪

♪ I don't believe you, it must be true ♪

♪ No one can look as good as you ♪

♪ Mercy ♪

♪ Pretty woman, won't you pardon me ♪

♪ Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see ♪

♪ Pretty woman ♪

♪ Oh you look lovely as you can be ♪

♪ Are you lonely just like me ♪

♪ Ahhrrr ♪

♪ Pretty woman, stop awhile ♪

♪ Pretty woman, talk awhile ♪

♪ Pretty woman, give your smile to me ♪

♪ Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Pretty woman, look my way ♪

♪ Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me ♪

♪ 'Cause I need you ♪

♪ Need you tonight ♪

♪ Come with me baby ♪

♪ Be mine tonight ♪

♪ Pretty woman, don't walk on by ♪

♪ Pretty woman, don't make me cry ♪

♪ Pretty woman ♪

♪ Don't walk away-yay. Okay ♪

♪ If that's the way it must be, Okay ♪

♪ I guess I'll go on home, it's late ♪

♪ There'll be tomorrow tonight ♪

♪ But wait ♪

♪ What do I see ♪

♪ She's walking back to me ♪

♪ Yeah, she's walking by to me ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, pretty woman ♪♪

Hey, that's great.

- He's great. - Let me buy you a beer.

Thank you very much, but I need to get out of Hazzard County

as soon as I can.

I'm sorry, you can't leave just yet. You're under arrest.

I just sang the song.

And I was only going 20 miles an hour, anyway.

I know, but the only way to wipe the slate clean...

is to tear up your speeding ticket...

and give you another one for slowing down.

I guess we're gonna have time for that beer after all.

Not quite, at least, not until you finish the next song.