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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you've ever saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curve ♪
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♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the
mountain might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a
little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system ♪
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♪ Like a true modern
day Robin Hood ♪♪
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"DUKE vs. DUKE"
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The sight of Bo and Luke
Duke rolling across Hazzard...
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without the Sheriff
on their tail...
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is just about as rare as
a bucktoothed rooster.
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What time we got, Luke?
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I got five minutes
before the entry deadline.
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I'd sure hate to miss out on
something as highfalutin as...
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the First Annual J.D.
Hogg Hazzard Derby.
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You mean the First Annual
J.D. Hogg Hazzard shoo-in.
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- Hell, you got it.
- First prize is $1,000.
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With that, we can buy
Uncle Jesse a new motor
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for his tractor.
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So they stretched out
the General's legs...
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since he's fixing
to have a workout.
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- $200.
- It's all there, Cousin Boss.
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Alright, Cletus...
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just sign that entry
form on the dotted line.
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Right there on that dotted line.
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- Okay.
- Alright, that'll do. Next.
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Here's my entry money, Boss.
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Two great big Ben Franklins.
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You know, he
kind of favored you.
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Yeah, you do.
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Alright, just sign the entry
form on the dotted line.
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Right there on the dotted line.
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Damn, Rosco.
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Flash, listen, don't be
barking at the Boss here.
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He's on our side.
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If you're gonna bark,
bark at them two.
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We got 12 seconds to spare.
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- Congratulations.
- Where does he sign, Boss?
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Alright.
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Just sign the entry form
right here on the dotted line.
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- Yes, sir.
- Assuming you can write.
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Just like that.
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I hate to see y'all throw
good money away like that.
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What're you talking? Lee's the
fastest car in Hazzard County.
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- Everybody knows that.
- Was the fastest car.
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Before I put an old Cale
Yarborough engine in mine.
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Yes, sir. Y'all gonna be
about the halfway point...
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I'll be back here
collecting my winnings.
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- This I got to see.
- Be my guest.
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Come on, y'all. It's
parked right outside.
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I've done it! I've done it!
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You've done it! What did you do?
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I slickered them
Duke boys real good.
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Bo Duke signed
this here entry form...
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and he never even
noticed the fine print.
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I didn't see that myself.
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It looks like just a little
smudge on the bottom of the...
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paper here.
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You think so, huh? Use this.
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Oh, that's a cute
little thing here.
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Let's see, it says here:
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"The ownership of
any car that loses...
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"or withdraws will be forfeited
to Mr. Jefferson Davis Hogg."
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I knew that you had a scheme
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in that chubby
little head of yours.
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That's the reason you
sponsored the derby, right?
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You just couldn't wait
to get your grubby hands
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on those souped-up cars.
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Including them Dukes'
orange clunker car.
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- The General Lee.
- Yeah, the General Lee.
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Without their General Lee
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them Dukes are as
helpless as Samson was...
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after Delilah gave
him that haircut.
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What if they win?
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Oh, no, they ain't
gonna win, knucklehead.
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On account of you're gonna win.
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- Oh, I... I'm gonna win?
- Yeah, you.
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With my secret weapon.
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Oh, with your secret weapon.
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I love that.
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Exactly which secret
weapon is that?
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It's a secret.
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- How much did that set you back?
- Would you believe $3,000?
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Aw. Ouch.
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Plus few hundred more for a
few little extras I stuck on there.
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I tell you, it's a
risky business.
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I had to run a second mortgage
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on the farm over at
Boss Hogg's bank.
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Cooter, that's a
whole heap of money.
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Especially at Boss
Hogg interest rates.
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And he ain't just
whistling Dixie.
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But I got a Grand Prix driver
who's willing to pay $10,000...
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providing I win the
Hazzard County Derby.
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Which I intend to do.
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You gonna explain
that to the General.
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I intend to do that, too.
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There's no time
like the present.
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We'll race you to the garage.
Loser pays for all the beer.
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You are on.
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And you're gonna need
yourselves something to drink.
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To wash down my dust.
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Let's go.
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I didn't hear nothing
about no racing.
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- Take the shortcut here, y'all.
- Yes, sir.
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Y'all keep between
the ditches, okay?
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Yee-haw!
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- Whoo! It smokes.
- I know.
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He's must have more than 500
horsepower in that dang thing.
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You better hit the gas.
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Oh, dang it.
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You tore that up.
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I swear, some people
do just about anything...
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to get out of a race
they know they're losing.
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We'll make you eat them words
after you help change this tire.
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Wipe that smile off your
face and go grab a jack.
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We need a hand here.
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Oh!
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What happened?
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- Oh, man.
- Are you alright?
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No, man. I'm busted up
my foot pretty bad here.
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Give me your hand.
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It's swelling up. I can
feel it. Want to try to get...
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Yeah, you better leave it on.
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We better get you over to
Doc Petticord right away.
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Come on, Bo, give me a hand.
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- Does it hurt? Watch out.
- Yeah, it hurts.
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- But not as bad as my pride.
- Come on.
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Now, this may look like
Swamp Gothic to you.
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But things in Hazzard ain't
always what they appear to be.
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'Cause inside is Ma Harper.
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The slickest card bookie and
slot lady this side of Vegas.
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Ma's so crooked that...
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she's been barred by the mafia
for giving them a bad name.
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Now, Let's see how good you
boys learned your lessons for today.
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- Beginning with Billy Gene.
- Yes, Ma. Rule 1:
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Always try to get them to sit
between two of your kinfolk.
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- That's it.
- Rule 2:
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Be sure to use your own deck...
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so you know how
the cards is marked.
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- Fine.
- Rule 3:
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Only deal from the bottom of
the deck when you have to...
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which is most of the time.
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It just does my heart good...
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to hear my baby sons learning
the important things in life.
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- Oh, hello, Mabel.
- Say hello from Rosco.
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Will you please!
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Hello from Rosco...
Oh, no, damn!
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Mabel, get me Ma Harper
over at the Chickasaw County.
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Hello? Who?
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Well, Jefferson Davis
Hogg, you old darling.
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It's been some time since
I heard your sweet voice.
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What can I do for you?
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Ma, look...
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you being the biggest
bookie in the tri-county area...
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I want to place a bet
with you of $5,000...
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on Sheriff Rosco
P. Coltrane to win.
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Ordinarily I don't mess
with such piddling amounts...
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but for old times'
sake, you're on, honey.
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Alright, thank you
very much, Ma.
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I knew I could count on you.
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Here's something
else you can count on.
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If you lose...
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I'm gonna send my boy Junior
over to pick up your losings.
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Bye now.
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Eh, bye.
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That fat, hairless Hogg.
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Never risked a dime on
anything that wasn't fixed.
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Then why did you
take his bet, Ma.
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'Cause I'm gonna turn around
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and place it with
another bookie...
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along with $5,000 of my
own to go along with it.
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Come, children.
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Boss, you really think
I'm gonna win that race?
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Yep. Yep.
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I can already picture
what I'm gonna do
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with that $1,000 winning money.
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You ain't gonna
get that. Just a cut.
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My usual 50% of 50%.
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I was thinking about 25% of 25%.
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Boss, that don't seem
exactly fair, you see.
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I'll be doing the driving.
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I ought to get my usual
50% of 50%, or even more.
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That's right. You're right.
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I will give you more.
What do you say to...
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50% of 50% of 50%?
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- 50% of 50% of 50%?
- Hmm-mm.
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You know something...
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I knew you were gonna
give it to me in the end.
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Yeah, the short end.
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- That's exactly what I'm doing.
- Just pinch your...
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- Get away!
- Chubby little cheeks.
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HENRY PETTICORD M.D.
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Good luck, Cooter. Be sure to
do everything the doctor said.
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Bye, Bo. Bye, Luke.
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- Bye-bye.
- Thanks.
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Man, what a bad time for
something like this to happen.
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How does Doc expect
me to drive in that race...
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with this great big old
white thing on my foot?
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C'mon, let's get
you to the garage.
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Shoot fire.
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Look, fellas, it
says right there...
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that anybody who
withdraws from the race...
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or loses the race...
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is gonna give their pink
slip up to Boss Hogg.
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Yeah, we've been taken again.
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You boys were so busy
counting your winnings...
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you didn't know J.D. Hogg
was stealing the fillings
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out of your teeth.
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That's just for starters.
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They've been talking about
some kind of secret weapon...
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that's gonna win
the race for Rosco.
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We ain't worried about Rosco,
we're worried about Cooter.
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What we gonna do about Cooter?
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Cooter put himself out of
commission helping you boys?
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- Yes, sir.
- You got to return the favor.
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Since you're driving
the General Lee
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Luke will have to
drive Cooter's car.
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You mean race against Bo?
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That wouldn't hardly be
right. We were always a team.
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There's a first
time for everything.
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Besides, you owe it to Cooter.
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Well, now, don't that just
blow your hat in the creek?
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Duke driving against Duke.
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Meanwhile, old Cooter
had a few ideas of his own
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on the subject, all of them bad.
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- Ain't that Cooter?
- It sure is.
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Crazy C from Double
D. This here is Luke.
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You sure you sprained
your ankle, not your head?
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Thought Doc told you not
to use that leg for a week.
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Coming back at you, Double D.
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Yeah, Doc ain't got his house
and his farm and his dogs...
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and everything riding
on this race either.
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I gotta find out if I can drive.
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You don't have to, Cooter.
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I'm gonna drive that
car in the race for you.
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I appreciate the offer, but
not if I can help it, you know?
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00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,530
He's picking up speed,
tell him to use the brakes.
247
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,710
Cooter, use your brakes.
248
00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:01,140
I can't. My foot is stuck
between the brake and the floor.
249
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,490
How about the emergency?
250
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,020
Ain't got one, took
it off for the race.
251
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:12,240
I'm gonna have to ride this
one out clean to the bottom, y'all.
252
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,010
Turn around, we'll
slow him down.
253
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,430
- You got it.
- Hold it steady, Cooter.
254
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,260
We're gonna try and make
an end run around you.
255
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,040
They're gonna pull an end what?
256
00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,610
I don't know about y'all
257
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:33,740
but I don't think
that's gonna work.
258
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:35,870
Now, friends, this
is gonna get thick.
259
00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:48,060
Now, once you make
contact, cut your engine.
260
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,540
I'll do it as soon as I
get through praying.
261
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,910
So that's an end run.
262
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,650
Son of a guns.
263
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,660
Now, while the boys
were saving Cooter...
264
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,270
Rosco and Boss was getting
ready to slicker everybody
265
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,230
out of their cars.
Especially the Dukes.
266
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,010
That is the secret.
267
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,230
Nitrous oxide?
268
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:35,670
Nitrous oxide, Boss? I mean,
that stuff can be dangerous.
269
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,590
Not if you don't use it more
than a few seconds at a time.
270
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,850
I see.
271
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,550
That stuff goes
from that tank...
272
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,730
all the way
underneath and then...
273
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,860
goes right through
this little itty-bitty tube...
274
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,780
right into the carburetor.
275
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,610
That little bitty
tube there, huh?
276
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,040
All you gotta do is
press a button you'll find
277
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,350
on the dashboard...
278
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,740
and it triples your horsepower.
279
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,220
- Boss!
- What's that?
280
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:06,230
I've got some terrible news.
Cooter sprained his ankle.
281
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,840
He ain't gonna be
able to race in the race.
282
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,970
He did that? What
a cruel twist of fate.
283
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,360
I'm gonna run
right over there...
284
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:18,320
and offer that poor boy my
sympathy and condolences.
285
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,150
If you'll help me
with this. Cletus...
286
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,900
What? Twenty-four. I
know they got 34 on mine.
287
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,590
Cletus, don't you
see what... You're...
288
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,810
You're gonna
make me... Lift that!
289
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,960
Hello, Mabel?
290
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,350
Listen, you know
how to use this new...
291
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,180
I don't figure Boss is
fixing to wire Cooter
292
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,000
flowers and candy.
293
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:49,010
'Course, it ain't no
trouble, J.D. honey...
294
00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:52,790
to double your bet
on Rosco to $10,000.
295
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,930
Only, if you lose...
296
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,020
I'm going to send Junior
and the other boys over
297
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,320
to collect your losings.
298
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,020
Bye-bye.
299
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,550
Boys, I think it's time
to insure our bets.
300
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:17,560
Ain't no sense in too many folks
knowing I'm going to Hazzard.
301
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,730
Up till now, I always thought
old Jesse's mule, Maudine...
302
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,780
was the stubbornest
critter in Hazzard.
303
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:26,180
But compared to old Cooter,
she's as soft as Daisy's smile.
304
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,960
Just tell me this, Cooter.
305
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,090
Just give me one good reason
306
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,440
why Luke here
can't drive your car?
307
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,270
I can give you a dozen
good reasons, Uncle Jesse.
308
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,270
These boys are the
best drivers around here.
309
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,880
You put either one of
them behind this engine...
310
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,970
they're gonna be a
lead-pipe cinch to win.
311
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,540
Well, that's the name
of the game, ain't it?
312
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,280
Not if it's gonna cost
y'all the General Lee, no.
313
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,500
The General ain't lost a
race in Hazzard County yet.
314
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,110
And he won't start now.
315
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,200
Especially since you're
stuck with Luke driving.
316
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,640
- Stuck with Luke?
- Yeah.
317
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,030
- I like that.
- You should.
318
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,600
I taught you how to drive.
319
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,950
The heck you did. You
didn't teach me nothing.
320
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,650
There is another good
reason. They're fighting already.
321
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,950
Don't matter who wins, they'll
be ticked off with each other.
322
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:11,440
Y'all's farm is liable to turn
into a regular battlefield.
323
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,750
Well, we'd rather risk
that than to see you beat
324
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,100
out of everything you own.
325
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,360
Sounds decided to me.
326
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,580
Yeah, looks like I'm
gonna be driving that car...
327
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:24,710
and Bo's gonna be eating
my dust the whole way.
328
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,250
Hey.
329
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:41,600
- Give me one of the same.
- You got it.
330
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:44,640
Luke, you realize this is
the first time you and me...
331
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,260
raced against each other when
we weren't just playing around?
332
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,350
Yeah.
333
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:51,930
Deep down, each one of us
thinks he's better than the other one.
334
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,610
Only we never had an
opportunity to prove it.
335
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,440
Of course, it could be
like Cooter says, though.
336
00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,660
Whoever wins will make the
other feel lower than a snake's belly.
337
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,580
I'll tell you...
338
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,930
if it wasn't for Boss winding up
with General Lee after the race
339
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,890
I think I'd just forfeit, save
you the embarrassment.
340
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,890
Look, don't do me no favors.
341
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,540
Your head's been getting
too big for your hatband lately.
342
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,200
It's time we take you
down a size or two.
343
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,940
You're welcome to try.
344
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,160
Good luck.
345
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,160
BOARS NEST
346
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,510
At the Boars Nest, while
Boss and Rosco were
347
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,120
in the back scheming...
348
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:29,170
Daisy was setting
up for the day's trade.
349
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,300
Hey, I'm sorry, but we're
not open for lunch, ma'am.
350
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,740
Oh, that's why we came
when we did, honey.
351
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,960
I know what kind
of food Boss serves.
352
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,140
Come, children.
353
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,440
I'm gonna zip
down this canyon...
354
00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:47,660
Why, J.D. you old rascal!
355
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,150
Ma, Ma, Ma Harper!
356
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:57,110
If you ain't a sight
for sore eyes!
357
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,420
To what do I owe the
pleasure of this visit?
358
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,070
Besides the thought of money?
359
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,640
Well, I figured it was
about time you met my boys.
360
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,940
- Oh.
- Yes, this is Billy Boy.
361
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,430
Billy Boy.
362
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:12,430
- And Billy Gene.
- Yeah, Billy Gene.
363
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,040
And Junior.
364
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,000
Meet Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
365
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,700
The good Sheriff's
gonna win me a fortune
366
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:25,050
in the Hazzard County Derby
with our unbeatable secret weapon.
367
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,750
Alright, Junior, turn him loose.
368
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,490
We ain't ready for him yet.
369
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,540
What do you mean "yet"?
370
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,190
Well, since J.D. had
confidence enough
371
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,540
to place $10,000
on you to win...
372
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,020
I've done the same.
373
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:43,500
And I brought my boys
to protect my interests.
374
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,610
Me and Billy Boy are going
to be entering our own cars...
375
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,860
just to make sure
don't nobody beat you.
376
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,770
Wrong. See, that's wrong.
377
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,300
See, you didn't get your
entry blank in, in time.
378
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,730
Sheriff, don't tell me you
forgot those two entry blanks
379
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,520
that come through the mail...
380
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,040
postmarked much
earlier than that.
381
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, them entry blanks!
382
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:08,920
Now, how about a special
showing of that secret weapon?
383
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:16,840
See, I'd like to. I really
would. But you see...
384
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,930
I can't tip my hand.
385
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,190
Junior.
386
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,330
Listen...
387
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:26,850
- don't scuff me, I'm the law.
- Ma, see you.
388
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,200
Don't you threaten me.
389
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,640
I'm a sheriff. I'm
Rosco P. Coltrane
390
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,070
and I'm not about
to... Listen, I'm serious.
391
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,380
I'm not going to show
you any of my secrets.
392
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,560
I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do...
393
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:44,130
I'm gonna back it up
and get a good run at it.
394
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,100
You ain't gonna see speed.
395
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:09,980
What Rosco didn't know was...
396
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,640
two other entrants were
having a little test run, too.
397
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:30,440
And Rosco should've
remembered that road was blocked.
398
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,310
He picked up the graft money
from the construction company.
399
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,050
You know, somedays,
nothing works right.
400
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,030
Cletus, much as I hate to
say this about my own kin...
401
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,900
you got yourself a
terminal case of the stupids.
402
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,650
Thought you told me Cooter's
car was out of the race.
403
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:08,390
Buzzard on a buzz saw, Boss.
404
00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:11,390
How could I know Cooter's
gonna get Luke to drive his car?
405
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,740
Especially against
the General Lee.
406
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,570
Oh, Ma!
407
00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:19,530
What you've just seen out
there was my secret weapon.
408
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:22,270
There ain't no other car
gonna be able to beat that.
409
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,490
They sure can't, J.D., sugar.
410
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,970
After all, they gotta
show up to beat him.
411
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,070
Luke?
412
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:37,940
Either Rosco's learned
how to drive or...
413
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,460
You know, I bet he's
using nitrous oxide.
414
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:43,420
Yeah, must be that secret
weapon Daisy was talking about.
415
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:47,080
I'm gonna take this car over
to the old abandoned airstrip...
416
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,170
just to see what kind
of secret weapon it is.
417
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:53,080
And I'd appreciate it if you
didn't follow me, alright?
418
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:55,040
That's a big 10-4.
419
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:58,700
Regardless of what Ma had
up her sleeve besides cars...
420
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:01,270
I figured that she couldn't
cause old Bo and Luke
421
00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:04,010
half the trouble that they're
starting to cause themselves.
422
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:05,750
What're you doing to the car?
423
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,190
Just tuning him up like I
always do before a race.
424
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,190
You had fuel
mixture awfully lean.
425
00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:13,020
So you just thickened it up
for me out of the kindness
426
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,630
of your Duke heart?
427
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:16,280
You might say that.
428
00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:18,890
Might I also say that you
made him so he'd flood out...
429
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,030
as soon as I stepped on him
at the beginning of the race?
430
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:27,160
You know better than that.
431
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,810
If you're smart, do it yourself.
432
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,900
Looks like old Cooter was right.
433
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:34,820
They're are too competitive
to be going at each other.
434
00:23:34,910 --> 00:23:38,390
Once I get to Shelby Road,
that'll put him at halfway mark.
435
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,440
Then I'll cut through
the trees over here...
436
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,740
What're you doing
looking at my road map?
437
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:45,880
I'm just showing Daisy how
I'm gonna beat you in the race.
438
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,830
Taking all my shortcuts?
439
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,660
You mean these
chicken tracks over here?
440
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,100
No, sir, wasn't even
looking at them.
441
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:54,580
Sure.
442
00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:58,710
Luke, I don't take kindly
being called a liar by nobody.
443
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,370
If the shoe fits...
444
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,760
- What about if the fist fits?
- Now quit.
445
00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,290
You two are carrying on like
banty roosters and the race
446
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,370
ain't started yet.
447
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,250
Don't talk to me. He started it.
448
00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:10,330
And I'll finish it,
too, in the race.
449
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:12,550
Providing you get that far.
450
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,030
Don't you forget about that
little old lady Daisy said...
451
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,730
was so sure you weren't
gonna make it to the starting line.
452
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,650
To keep the General Lee safe...
453
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,870
old Bo hid him in the barn...
454
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,610
knowing that that
was the first place
455
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,480
the Harper boys would look.
456
00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,020
The dang fools left
the keys in the car.
457
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,020
We don't even gotta hot-wire it.
458
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:44,110
I'll go open the door as
soon as the motor turns over.
459
00:24:47,330 --> 00:24:49,680
It won't hardly start
without this here rotor.
460
00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:10,350
Set them down.
461
00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:18,710
Alright, that's enough.
462
00:25:18,790 --> 00:25:20,400
Alright.
463
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:22,060
Who're you, what do you want
464
00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:23,710
and what are you
doing on my farm?
465
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,980
These two fellas were at
the Boars Nest yesterday...
466
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:29,070
with that little old lady
I was telling you about.
467
00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:31,720
There's also another one
the size of a grizzly bear.
468
00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:35,030
- They was visiting with Boss.
- That sounds about right.
469
00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:36,940
Boss knows Rosco
can't outrace us...
470
00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:39,550
so he sends out reinforcements
to eliminate the competition.
471
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,560
Well.
472
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,730
You just go on back
and tell J.D. Hogg
473
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,730
his little scheme didn't work.
474
00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:47,870
And I catch you
around my farm again...
475
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:52,440
I'm gonna make a citizen's
arrest for car-napping. Now get.
476
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,090
I'd believe him,
boys, if I was you.
477
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,700
Now get out of here.
478
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,840
Alright.
479
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,540
It's nice to see you two working
together again, for a change.
480
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:07,760
This little ruckus
proved one thing.
481
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,760
You two ain't feuding no more.
482
00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:12,150
I was just protecting the
General. I don't want...
483
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,290
Bo to have no excuses
for losing tomorrow.
484
00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:20,120
- Luke.
- Go to bed.
485
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,550
It's about a half-hour
before race time
486
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,470
and things are pretty quiet.
487
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,300
But knowing Boss, old Cooter
was on the lookout for trouble.
488
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,080
Only, he never figured
it'd come wrapped in
489
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,780
lavender and old lace.
490
00:26:30,870 --> 00:26:34,350
Excuse me, ma'am, I'm sorry.
491
00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:36,090
What can I do for you?
492
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,090
I was hoping you could
help me locate the Duke farm.
493
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,230
I want to pay a surprise
visit to my old friend Jesse.
494
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,710
I sure can. That'll be a
pleasant surprise for him.
495
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,580
I'll tell you what I'll
do better than that.
496
00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:49,750
I'll go call on the
CB out to the farm...
497
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,320
and have Daisy or the
boys come here and get you.
498
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:55,150
So nice of you. If I
had boys of my own...
499
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,760
I would hope they'd all be as
kind and considerate as you.
500
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:01,850
Shucks, ma'am. I'm just like
the rest of the boys around here.
501
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,940
Oh, I can't believe that.
502
00:27:04,030 --> 00:27:05,860
My goodness, would
you look at this?
503
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:09,300
Would you just... This
brings back memories.
504
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,040
My late husband
drove a car just like this.
505
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,780
He did?
506
00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:16,690
Ma'am, your husband had
just as good a taste in cars
507
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:17,870
as he had in ladies.
508
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,130
Thank you.
509
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:23,180
Would you let me sit behind
that wheel for just a minute...
510
00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:24,960
while you make
that call on the CB?
511
00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:26,490
I don't see why not.
512
00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:29,100
Why don't you just
climb right aboard?
513
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,880
Alright. I think it goes
something like this...
514
00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,320
and then like this,
I've seen this done.
515
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:35,840
You've got it.
516
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:38,890
- There we are.
- You be careful now.
517
00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,720
Not on your grease gun, buddy.
518
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,250
Ma'am!
519
00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:52,380
I think I done been had.
520
00:27:56,650 --> 00:28:00,040
Breaker 1. Might be crazy but I
ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter coming.
521
00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:02,610
Any of y'all Dukes home
on the Hazzard net?
522
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:05,400
I sure hope so. I'm
in a mess of trouble.
523
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480
Cooter, we're all here.
What's wrong, honey?
524
00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:09,140
Everything's wrong.
525
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,920
Nicest little old lady you
ever saw just swiped my car.
526
00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,060
That's her! The one that
was at the Boars Nest
527
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,150
with them yahoos
you caught last night.
528
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,930
Let's hope she's no
smarter than they are.
529
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:22,370
- Cooter, where she's headed?
- West, out of town.
530
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:24,500
Alright, I'll try and
find her right away.
531
00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:29,250
Do it fast. That race starts
at 11:00. I'm gone, y'all.
532
00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:31,810
I'm gonna help you. You
don't need no built-in excuses
533
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,640
not to race in this race.
534
00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:38,040
We'll see you at the starting
line, Daisy. Take her easy.
535
00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,970
Yee-haw!
536
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,540
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
537
00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,500
Come in. You got your ears on?
538
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,890
Got you loud and clear,
Uncle Jesse. What's up?
539
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,680
I'm here at the
end of old Mill Road
540
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,940
and I just seen
Cooter's car go by.
541
00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:13,420
Looks like it's driven
by some little old lady.
542
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:16,510
- Which way is she headed?
- Towards Seminole Canyon.
543
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,470
And she was driving like
she had a trunk-load of shine...
544
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,080
and a whole bunch of
revenuers on her tail.
545
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:25,260
- Alright. We're after her.
- Hang on.
546
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,780
Yee-haw!
547
00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:37,490
You fly like that, we'll have to
weld a pair of wings on General.
548
00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:40,010
It's mighty funny you
should mention that, Luke.
549
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,060
I was thinking of dragging
some boat anchors...
550
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,970
so you could keep
up with me in the race.
551
00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:45,100
Funny boy.
552
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,120
Now, Junior was waiting
in Boss' borrowed car
553
00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:02,990
which he hot-wired.
554
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,300
I tell you, Ma Harper's
family is tough on cars.
555
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,910
Now, darling, you get some
tree branches and cover the car.
556
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,480
Put it down here.
557
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,780
If anyone comes along,
drive it over the edge.
558
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,310
Why don't I do that anyway?
559
00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:16,090
Then I could ride
back to town with you.
560
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:20,100
Because there's an engine
in there worth a lot of cash...
561
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:22,270
and we might as well
have it, instead of Boss.
562
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,010
Put me down, so I can
drive Boss' car to town
563
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,800
before he misses it.
564
00:30:27,890 --> 00:30:30,150
Now be sweet, darling.
565
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,860
Now, spotting the car wasn't
too tough for the Duke boys...
566
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:53,040
once old Jesse knew which
direction she was headed in.
567
00:30:53,130 --> 00:30:56,130
Hey, Bo, up ahead,
behind them bushes.
568
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,520
Would you look at that?
569
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,570
I'll be a son of a gun.
570
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:08,320
Yes, sir.
571
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,750
How about that?
572
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,640
Well, that ain't a half
bad job of camouflaging
573
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,930
for all the good
it's gonna do them.
574
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,890
- It's a long way down.
- Let's get this garbage off...
575
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,260
and get this car
to the starting line.
576
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,030
Yes, sir.
577
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:25,290
Alright. Alright. Alright.
578
00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:31,990
Look out, Luke!
579
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,870
Of course, they didn't
figure on disturbing Junior.
580
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:36,740
He must have been
grazing for lunch.
581
00:31:52,270 --> 00:31:54,020
Come here, you!
582
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,670
Alright. Bo, I got him
where I want him now.
583
00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:10,440
I'll get you, if it's
the last thing I do.
584
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,950
He don't look like
he's hurting too bad.
585
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,560
You're not gonna
get away with this.
586
00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:20,040
I'm sorry if I've been
getting a little crazy lately.
587
00:32:20,130 --> 00:32:22,090
I don't blame you
for getting so feisty.
588
00:32:22,170 --> 00:32:24,050
Shoot, all the lip
I've been giving you.
589
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:29,620
Thing is, now's a pretty
bad time for us to be feuding.
590
00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:34,840
I'm gonna break every bone in
your body when I get up there.
591
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,980
Don't think I ain't gonna try
to whip your tail in that race.
592
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,980
You'd better try.
593
00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:45,720
Uncle Jesse will whip both
our butts if we both didn't try.
594
00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:47,680
- Here, give me that.
- Good luck!
595
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,070
I'll follow you.
596
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,210
Alright. You're gonna be
sorry you ever tangled with me.
597
00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:50,700
Bo, watch out for that drop.
598
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:52,570
Now you tell me.
599
00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:02,750
You alright?
600
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,230
Yeah, Luke, I'm fine...
601
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,890
but the General took
an awful bad spill there.
602
00:34:07,970 --> 00:34:10,330
Looks like you put together
a good one, Donna Sue.
603
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:11,980
I sure enough did.
604
00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:16,110
Peanuts, hot dogs! Get
them while they're hot.
605
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,900
Three minutes to starting time.
I wonder where them boys are.
606
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:22,030
I don't know, sir,
but tell you the truth
607
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,510
I don't care if they
show up with my car.
608
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,120
That's no way to talk.
609
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:27,310
Unless they do, and
Luke wins the race
610
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,000
you're gonna be belly-up, honey.
611
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,560
Maybe so, but if Boss comes
up winners on this deal...
612
00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:36,610
I'm the one that's
gonna be responsible.
613
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,090
Things just won't ever
be the same after that.
614
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,320
Well, there goes another
fence for the Dukes to mend.
615
00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:51,150
You know, they put in about
three days a month doing that.
616
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,320
We got about two minutes
to meet the deadline.
617
00:34:53,410 --> 00:34:55,630
How's the General doing?
618
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,290
Well, I ain't so sure.
619
00:34:57,370 --> 00:34:59,850
He's still rolling
along, but he's..
620
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,900
You got everything straight?
621
00:35:02,990 --> 00:35:05,120
- Yeah.
- You've got your helmet wrong.
622
00:35:05,210 --> 00:35:07,380
No wonder it was
hard to breathe.
623
00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:09,560
Forget it. You know how
everything works here?
624
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:12,560
- Yeah, I press this button...
- Don't do it now!
625
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:15,040
Remember, there's gonna
be Duke boys in each car, so...
626
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:18,130
Don't you worry about a
thing. Even if this nitrous oxide...
627
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,490
Even if this nitrous
oxide don't work...
628
00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:25,660
I've got a lot of other
tricks up my sleeve.
629
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,880
Ain't that right, Flash?
630
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,320
Don't tell me you're counting
on help from that mutt?
631
00:35:32,410 --> 00:35:33,540
Yeah.
632
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:38,980
Jesse, they're still not here.
633
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,160
Just quit your fussing and
fretting, they'll be along.
634
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,990
They'll be along, if they
gotta be pushing them cars.
635
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:48,900
Of course, they never do
what you expect them to do.
636
00:35:48,990 --> 00:35:52,340
I want to be next to Boss
Hogg when this thing starts.
637
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,600
Seeing as how Cooter
would have recognized her
638
00:35:54,690 --> 00:35:56,690
at the starting line...
639
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:59,560
Ma Harper found another way
to continue her boys' education.
640
00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:02,520
Alright, remember, boys,
you ain't in this race to win.
641
00:36:02,610 --> 00:36:04,920
We've got $10,000
riding on Rosco.
642
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,530
So you wreck any car that gets
near him. But be sweet about it.
643
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:13,100
- I want to be proud of you.
- Don't worry. We'll handle it.
644
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:15,620
You'd better.
Because if you don't...
645
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,020
you still ain't too big to
get your britches warmed
646
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,060
with a hickory stick.
647
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Come on, now. Come on.
648
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,130
They got a surprise coming.
649
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,270
Alright, everybody!
650
00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:53,920
I reckon this race is
just about ready to start.
651
00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:57,540
Well, maybe, by your clock,
but my clock says they got...
652
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,150
exactly one minute left.
653
00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:01,710
Here they come,
Bo and Luke both!
654
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,930
Yee-haw!
655
00:37:09,070 --> 00:37:11,810
On your mark, get set...
656
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,250
Not yet, you ninny.
657
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,300
- Come on! Come on!
- Hang on, Flash! Here we go!
658
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:34,220
Stop! Stop where
you are, or I'll shoot.
659
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,710
You cow chip! I'll
fine you for destruction
660
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,840
of county property. Namely me!
661
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,670
Rosco gave J.D.
his comedownnance.
662
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,760
- And his rolling.
- Yeah, he's picking up speed.
663
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:55,110
- Nothing's gonna stop him now.
- Except maybe them.
664
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,080
Go get him, boys!
665
00:38:06,170 --> 00:38:08,390
You can do it! I
know you can! C'mon!
666
00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:09,890
Well, that's two
out, thanks to Rosco.
667
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,380
Lucas, could've cut ahead
of me there, why didn't you?
668
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:29,380
That's funny. I was about
to ask you the same thing.
669
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,370
Watch this, Flash.
670
00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:05,420
Buzzard on a buzz
saw! I need a detour, fast.
671
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,320
Rosco booby-trapped the
road! Hang a sharp right!
672
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,620
At the halfway point,
Rosco was ahead.
673
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:17,060
Followed by Bo, Luke,
Cletus, and the Harper boys.
674
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,940
Fat buddy, this is Rosco.
675
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:37,380
If you're on the phone,
I'm halfway home.
676
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,470
Rosco, don't you
"fat little buddy" me!
677
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,040
Now, how far behind you
are them dang Duke boys?
678
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:50,610
They're about 100
yards, that's all.
679
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,960
You better make that
1,000 yards behind you...
680
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,570
if you want a job waiting
for you when you get back.
681
00:41:55,660 --> 00:42:00,140
Listen, Boss, if they can't
see it, they can't catch it.
682
00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,930
I'm gone.
683
00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:04,930
Now for my secret
weapon, the smoke.
684
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,330
That's too much
smoke. Pull over, Luke.
685
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,430
Cletus, stay out of that smoke.
686
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:54,280
Well, I kind of figured
on that, didn't you?
687
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,480
I love it!
688
00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,350
We'd best cut across country.
689
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,230
It's the only way to beat
Rosco across that finish line.
690
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,750
Right behind you, cousin.
691
00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:37,410
Yee-haw!
692
00:43:38,370 --> 00:43:39,550
Yahoo!
693
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,480
Good news, Flash.
694
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,480
We're gonna win. And
we're gonna celebrate tonight.
695
00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:03,050
I'm gonna get myself
a big T-bone steak.
696
00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:05,440
Gonna get you a
little doggy-biscuit.
697
00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:07,570
They're gonna try
that old squeeze play.
698
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:10,320
Bo, give it everything you got.
699
00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:16,930
The Harpers are trying a little
squeeze play on Bo and Luke.
700
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:20,370
But all the Harpers
got was each other.
701
00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:28,070
Boy! I'm glad I ain't gonna be
having to face old Ma Harper
702
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,290
at supper.
703
00:44:53,270 --> 00:44:55,190
Uncle Jesse! Here they come.
704
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,800
- I see them.
- The General Lee's out front!
705
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,600
I'm telling y'all, I don't
know whether to holler or cry.
706
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,820
Oh, Cooter.
707
00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:33,440
Luke, I've lost all
my forward gears.
708
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:34,790
Sorry to hear that, cousin.
709
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,790
Just keep the
General out of my way.
710
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,540
Told you, all my forward gears
are out, but not the reverse.
711
00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,980
See you at the finish line.
712
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:55,550
Ain't nothing gonna
stop me now, Bo.
713
00:46:06,690 --> 00:46:08,650
That dang fool's
trying to back her in.
714
00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:11,790
That just proves us Dukes never
give up, forwards or backwards.
715
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,660
Well, neither do I.
716
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,320
Rosco, this is J.D. Hogg here.
717
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,360
Now's the time to hit
the button for the nitro...
718
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,240
For the secret weapon.
719
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,760
Now, keep hitting it
till I tell you to stop.
720
00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:35,370
Flash, feel that power?
721
00:46:43,290 --> 00:46:46,820
Hang on, Flash. This
landing's going to be a doozy.
722
00:47:09,450 --> 00:47:11,670
I can't believe they
finished dead even!
723
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,410
We both won! We both won!
724
00:47:16,110 --> 00:47:19,110
Not only did Boss have
to cough up the $10,000
725
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,120
that he bet on Rosco...
726
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,640
but Ma made him pay the
$10,000 that she lost on the race.
727
00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:27,640
Which didn't do her any good...
728
00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:29,790
since the State Police were
waiting to close her down
729
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:31,300
when she got home.
730
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,430
So she'd have to finish
educating her boys
731
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,090
in the state penitentiary.
732
00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:38,480
Cooter sold his engine for
more than enough money
733
00:47:38,570 --> 00:47:40,310
to get out of hock to Boss.
734
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,490
As for Bo and
Luke, neither of them
735
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,800
found out which one
was the best driver.
736
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,410
But they did agree on one thing.
737
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,020
They wasn't ever
going to try to find out.
738
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:58,020
You know, I kind of like that.
739
00:47:58,110 --> 00:47:59,410
Don't you?
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