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On The Dukes:

With 30%, you also get my protection.

I don't scare easy.

Boss won't pay protection.

Daisy's in love.

The Dukes are on the spot.

And if that weren't enough, here come the Oak Ridge Boys.

♪ Just a-good old boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Some day the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a-good old boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern-day robin hoods ♪

It's hard to say whether Bo and Luke were in a hurry or not.

They always drive like that.

Take it easy. Uncle Jesse didn't say nothing about...

delivering that tax return air-mail.

If we don't make that last mail pickup today...

it's gonna have to wait till Monday.

I can never figure out why Uncle Jesse...

always wants us to get it out so early.

Well, you see, the last time Jesse paid his taxes late...

he had to pay an interest charge of $3.

Old Jesse took a personal exception to that.

Hey, look who we caught up with.

You gonna get out of our way or we gonna run you off the road?

No way, Cousin!

If I let you by, you'd be getting mud all over Dixie.

Well, somebody's gotta look after them boys.

Hey.

Those friends of yours I just see fly by, ma'am?

Bo and Luke? No, they're just my cousins...

and they do that all the time for fun.

Excuse me, Daisy, remember us? Bo and Luke?

- Two fellows you almost killed? - My fault, fellers.

Never thought this little thing here...

would cause this much trouble.

- Looking for a ride to Hazzard. - Let's go. Here, I'll help you.

- Here, let me help you. - You travel heavy, huh?

- I really appreciate this. - It's my pleasure.

Keep between the ditches.

You get the feeling Daisy's running kind of a high...

fever over that fellow?

She has the same look you get...

every time you see something in skirts.

Come on.

What brings a Texas boy to Hazzard County?

Financially, Hazzard is the end of the line for me.

What line of work are you in?

I'm pretty handy around cars.

I know a job that might be arranged for you.

- You do? - Yeah.

You hear that, thumb? You hitched us into one lucky day.

- Name's Earl Becket. - Daisy Duke. Hi.

Now, J.W...

why don't you just stick to your being boss of Claridge County...

and I'll just stick to my being boss of Hazzard County.

Let me just explain my proposition to y'all.

Come on, there's no need to explain nothing.

I already know it by heart.

Every year, it's always the same proposition from you...

and always every year I give you the same answer: No.

Now, why don't you just stop wasting your time and mine?

- And mine. - Your time don't count.

Cool it, Flash. He didn't mean to yell at your daddy.

J. D., how about 30% for everything?

Now, that includes your hijack operation...

shine operation, chop shop, Boars Nest, etc...

and etc.

Why should I take 30%, when I'm already making 100%?

'Cause with 30%...

you also get my protection.

I'm offering you the chance to retire. One way or another.

Well, not me.

If you don't believe me, you can just show up here Saturday.

And take a listen to my State of the County address.

'Cause it's gonna be all about my plans for Hazzard County...

for the next 10, 20, 30 years or more.

I'm real sorry you feel that way about my offer, J.D...

'cause I don't think I'm gonna be inclined...

to be making it again.

You will, J. W. You most certainly will.

Shall we say, "same time next year"?

Rollo!

Got that big fat-jawed old what...

You know what I think?

I think we should show Boss Hogg just how much he does need me.

And give it a little persuasion if you will?

- Hey, Cooter. - Hey, Daisy.

- How you doing, gal? - Good.

Cooter Davenport, I'd like you to meet Earl Becket.

He's from Texas.

- My pleasure. - It's good to see you.

Look here, now.

Sounds like the General got a case of...

the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

- What's the trouble? - We don't rightly know yet.

He was running fine till this waitress from the Boars Nest...

ran us off the road in her jeep.

What y'all doing uptown?

We brought Jesse's tax money in to mail.

Is Uncle Jesse paying Uncle Sammy in cash again this year?

Yes, Uncle Cootie.

I got an intimate understanding...

of every nut and bolt in that car...

I need a second expert opinion.

I'd get right on it, but right now...

I'm up to my gizzard in crankshafts.

Cooter, Earl can help you. He's looking for a job.

I told him you were looking to hire.

I ain't taking anybody on right now.

You said you got more sick cars here...

than you know what to do with.

- Yeah, but Daisy... - Come on, Cooter.

- Would you look at this? - What you got?

Looks like all that's wrong here is your ballast resistor...

is cracked and shorted out.

You know, I reckon I could use some part-time help.

Part-time's fine, Cooter.

You'd better get that tax form over to the post office.

No. I thought you had it.

Any cheap rooming houses around here?

Sure, Cooter's got a room right over his garage.

It goes with the job.

Maybe we left it on the kitchen table.

If it ain't there, you and me is gonna owe Uncle Jesse $40.20.

Plus, we'd better get another form, over at City Hall.

- We'll see y'all later. - Take it easy.

- I'll grab my suitcase. - Listen, I'll help you unpack.

Okay, it's this way.

Much obliged, Cooter.

One of these days, I'm gonna learn how to say "no."

Okay, it's right up here. I think you might like it.

Would you look at that?

Who do you suppose belongs to this thing?

Well, if I was to hazard a guess, I'd say somebody rich.

And I'd say that's a mighty fine guess.

Bless my soul.

Boss Hickman, ain't it?

What'd they do, run you out of Claridge County?

What did you say?

Hey, Boss, come here.

Why do you always keep interrupting me...

just as I'm starting my coffee break?

I want you to look at something.

You see those Duke boys talking to that Boss Hickman?

Yeah, so what?

Will you just forget all about it? And you, too. Listen.

What I want you and Cletus to concentrate on...

is getting Hazzard Square all prettied up...

for my annual State of the County address...

which is gonna be next Saturday.

I wanna have plenty of flags and banners and streamers...

and lots of posters with the name "J. D. Hogg" on them...

in big red letters.

Don't worry about a thing, Boss, we'll spare no expense.

Yes, you will. On account of...

you're gonna use the same banners and posters...

from my State of the County speech last year. Here!

Now, move it!

We'll just take a little piece, right...

Say, this is a mighty good appetizer.

I wonder what I should have for my main course.

Thank you, Daisy.

Don't worry about him, Daisy, Earl will be here.

Who's worried?

This Earl fellow, is he worth spilling beer over?

If you're asking if he's the responsible sort, I'd say yes.

Next time I got an income tax return to mail in...

I'll give it to him to mail for me.

$40.20 just gone with the wind!

I gotta go back through all them forms and figure out...

how I arrived at $40.20.

Uncle Jesse, I know we had it when we left the farm.

- Cooter! - Hi, Daisy.

- Where's Earl? - He's...

Didn't he come with you? He said he was gonna.

You got him working overtime, ain't you?

Just hang on Daisy, he's right behind me.

Well, he was right behind me.

Hey.

- Earl. - Hey, how you doing?

- How's the job? - It's going just fine.

Good. I'm so glad. So everything's good?

Yeah, hanging in there.

You've met my cousins. Now I want you to meet my uncle Jesse.

- This is Earl. - Earl, glad to meet you.

- Draw up a chair. - Thank you.

Hey, Earl.

- This beer is on the house. - Thank you.

Daisy, you let Boss hear you saying that...

you're gonna be asking Cooter for a job yourself.

You better slow it down, Flash, or I'll get you for speeding.

Earl, you better drink that beer fast.

Man there can smell a non-paying customer a mile away.

Jesse Duke...

I think you'd better have a very serious talk with your boys.

Why?

On account of they've been keeping very bad company lately.

You boys been hanging out with J.D. Hogg?

Listen, we ain't talking about Boss Hogg...

we're talking about Boss Hickman over in Claridge County.

Yeah, that's who.

We saw Bo and Luke Duke talking to him...

real friendly-like just this morning.

It wasn't that way at all, Uncle Jesse.

It sure as heck wasn't friendly. Not with that old polecat.

Birds of a feather, et cetera, et cetera, I always say...

It's "birds of a feather flock together."

I know what it is. We all know what it is.

How about a dance?

- And who are you? - This is Earl, Boss.

Don't you know we got a rule around here?

The employees never dance with a customer.

We also got a rule that says the customer is always right.

He ain't a customer till he pays for that beer.

What'd I tell you?

The man's got a nose like a Bluetick hound.

What happened there?

You alright?

I wonder what in the world could cause that to happen.

A bomb could cause that to happen. Turtle-brain!

The "who" that made it happen is J.W. Hickman. That's who.

It's his way of showing me I need protection.

You definitely need protection. What's this?

- What is it? - Yeah. It says:

"From Jesse Duke to the Internal Revenue Service Centre...

"Washington D.C."

It's the tax return we had to mail for Uncle Jesse.

I thought we lost it.

You sure did lose it! You know when?

When you were setting up that bomb in there.

- We never did that. - You gotta be kidding.

Rosco and me seen you conspiring with J.W. Hickman.

And now we know what you were conspiring about, don't we?

That's right. Alright, now we've got the evidence.

You boys are under arrest. Just freeze!

Why don't you tell Rosco to put that pea-shooter away?

You know these boys don't go around setting off bombs.

This letter is the evidence that says they did.

Or maybe you did it.

Click like a timer.

Hell, I don't care what Duke I put in jail.

- Hold on, y'all. Listen. - What?

It's another bomb! Hit the deck!

- Rosco, do you hear anything? - No.

And I don't think we're gonna hear anything, either.

- Do you? - No.

In other words, them Duke boys hornswoggled you again.

You might say that. But I... I hear something ticking.

- Ticking? Where? What? - The bomb's in your watch.

No, don't do that!

Get after them Duke boys! Will you go after them?

- What happened here? - Have you seen the Duke boys?

Sure, they just waved to me. What happened...

Cletus, you dipstick! Will you go after them?

You dipstick, come with me!

Come on out here. We're in hot pursuit.

Get in your vehicle. Let's go.

Alright, cut through Sand Creek Road around the next bend there.

This just ain't our day.

Hazzard County is the only county...

where the ditch diggers get combat pay.

Smooth!

Anything they can do, we can do.

We can?

Let's get out of here.

Flash, are you alright?

That smarts.

Sneaking a snooze?

Boss Hogg's sure a smart man.

But I think he needs still more persuading.

You know what to do next.

Not a soul in town suspects me. So consider it done.

You're a good man, Earl.

As near as I can figure...

tax form must've blown out of the General...

while we was chasing Daisy around.

Whoever found it used it to frame us...

for bombing Boss' office.

That don't make no sense. Who would do it? What for?

Shepherd to Lost Sheep! Do you read me? Come back.

We're here, Shepherd. What you got?

How, you boys doing? You holding together out there?

Yeah, we're fine.

You boys didn't have nothing to do with that bombing...

and we can prove it.

How're you gonna do that, Shepherd?

Daisy and me, and Cooter, and that fellow Earl...

we was all sitting right there...

and you fellows didn't go near Boss' office.

And we'll tell him so right to his fat little face.

Now listen, Daisy's over at Cooter's with that fellow Earl.

You collect them and meet me at the City Hall. I'm gone.

The last time old Boss Hogg ever listened to reason

was when the IRS officer did his books.

I'd think your daddy was a jackrabbit.

Don't get mad. Don't snap.

Daddy's got to go to work now. Lay your head down.

Now that I like!

Yes siree Bob.

A whole load of electric typewriters?

- Should bring a pretty penny. - Or even more.

Good work on your part. Now, then.

You better change them license plates on that van...

before you drop the stuff off at the usual place. You hear me?

Not this time, Boss. You shortchanged me too many times.

This time I want 50 cents on the dollar upfront...

or I will not deliver.

50 cents upfront? Now, wait a minute. That's highway robbery

Sure it is, but that's what I do for a living, ain't it?

I'll be in front of City Hall in five minutes.

You'd better be there with the money ready...

or I will dump these typewriters right out on the pavement.

In broad daylight? You just can't...

Hello!

I just don't believe it. My own man doesn't trust me.

That makes me mad. You know...

there ought to be honor among thieves.

- What's that? - Friends

There ought to be honor among friends.

- I hope you meant that. - Yeah.

Alright, I'm gonna pay him.

Then you're just gonna have to get me a new hijacker.

I can't advertise in the newspaper.

They don't run ads in those yellow pages.

Would you turn around, please?

And get that mutt of yours to avert her eyes, too.

And stuff up her ears so she can't hear these little clicks.

Flash, do what Boss Hogg tells you to.

Look at that. That's cruel...

Alright. I gotta go now and give him the money...

before anybody finds out what's inside that truck.

Or else I'm gonna have me a pack of trouble.

Yeah, they're a lot of trouble, they...

Flash, stay.

There you go.

Daisy, how do you expect a feller to do his work...

with a pretty girl like you standing over him smiling?

I tell you. Any word from Bo and Luke?

Uncle Jesse's back at the farm trying to reach them.

- Shouldn't you be with him? - No.

How come you're not at work?

Are you trying to get rid of me?

I suppose it can't be easy being the only girl working a farm.

One day, my prince will come along...

and take me away from all this.

Except for one thing.

We don't get too many princes going through Hazzard.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be one, would you?

Don't know. I'll have to ask my daddy...

if he's been a king without telling me.

I'll bet you a week's pay he is.

He could be, princess.

But even love's gotta give way to family.

Bo and Luke explained Jesse's idea...

to get them off the hook with old Boss.

And you know what schemes Luke can come up with.

This ain't 50 cents on the dollar, it's 25!

- Will you hush up? - Yeah, It's more than I get.

Hush!

- I don't care! - Listen.

Ain't you heard time's a bear?

The whole country's in a recession.

That means nothing to me.

I ain't moving these electric typewriters...

till I get what I got coming!

Will you hush? You want my sheriff on you?

Yeah, I'll cuff you and stuff you.

Well, if that don't just take all!

- Hey, Boss. - It's the Duke boys.

- Rosco, arrest them. - Alright, freeze, you two.

It's very smart for you to turn yourself in.

Rosco, we ain't turning ourselves in.

Put that thing away.

Now, listen. Rosco, just take it easy.

We're only here to show you and J.D. what the truth is.

- That's all. - That's right, Boss.

There is no way Bo and Luke planted that bomb.

We were sitting at that table the whole time.

I'm willing to testify.

It'll be a waste of time to take us to court.

Speaking of time, I ain't got all day to graze this pasture.

Are you gonna come up off another $200...

to see this truck roll or what?

I told you to hush.

$200?

What you got in here that's so precious to haul?

Move it! Don't you all mess with this truck, you hear me?

There's nothing in here but a load of fertilizer.

Let's just see what kind of fertilizer...

Wait a minute! You go home.

Just move along and I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll drop all charges against them boys.

All charges?

- That's right. - Let's look at the decorations.

You do that. Move along. Goodbye now!

Just move it!

Alright, then. Hey, you, come on.

You knew what the deal was on the telephone.

Rosco, it's those boys. They did it to me again!

- Go on after them. - I'll get them.

I don't think he'll listen to any excuses this time.

We'll see you later.

Get them, Rosco. Go on, get them!

I saw you. You didn't fool me. Come back here.

Cletus, this is your superior officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.

Listen, I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys...

and I'm gonna be on Route 114.

You cut them off at the Jackson Bridge cut-off.

Yes, sir. On my way.

There ain't many places no more...

that the boys can play hide and seek with old Rosco.

Even he knows they ain't dumb to try the old silver mine...

on Pine Ridge Road.

Where we going anyway?

We're gonna head up to that old silver mine on Pine Ridge Road.

Well, I swear, they're going right to it.

Dang it, the road's blocked!

What are we gonna do now?

That's why I didn't want them to take the Pine Ridge Road.

Shoot!

We got them!

- I've got you now. - Close enough.

- Get right in to that vehicle. - I'm going.

If you're thinking old Bo and Luke got themselves a plan...

to get away from old Rosco and Cletus, well, they ain't!

I bet Boss Hogg set them explosions himself...

just so he could collect on the insurance.

I don't think so.

- Why not? He's done it before. - He's too surprised. Too scared.

What can I get you guys for breakfast?

- I ain't hungry, Cletus. - I don't want anything, either.

Uncle Jesse called and made me promise...

to get some nourishment down you.

So what's it gonna be?

- How about a glass of milk? - You can make that a pitcher.

That's two orders of eggs and sausage, home fries...

a side of waffles and bacon and two pitchers of milk.

When old Cletus makes a promise to Uncle Jesse or anybody...

he keeps it.

It's hard to believe that him and old Boss are even kin.

Come on, give me a hand with this sign.

Now just look what's happened.

Some clown's setting off bombs in Hazzard.

And what's Boss doing?

Making speeches.

"Thanks to yours truly, J.D. Hogg...

"you no longer have to endure the pain and sorrow...

"of paying your annual Hazzard County taxes.

"No, siree. From now on...

"I'm gonna make things a lot easier for you...

"by withholding them taxes right out of your paycheck...

"each and every week!"

- How do you like that, Rosco? - It's good.

That should get me a big hand.

It will, if anybody shows up.

Last year, wasn't too many showed up.

That's right. Well, the less the better.

How do you figure that?

Divide and conquer.

- Well, look who's here. - Who?

- J.W. Hickman again. - In the flesh.

What do you want now?

I was just wondering if you were reconsidering my proposition?

All things considered that need reconsidering.

Yeah? Like what?

Like them two little accidents...

that happened to two of your major enterprises.

Shame, J.D. Now, you see...

under my guidance, the accidents never would have happened.

J.W., you can just go suck a lemon.

You know what that means, don't you?

You tell him, Boss. It takes one to know one.

You hush. And you, too.

And you. Well, you can just get off my back.

I have no intention of retiring. And if you don't believe me...

you can just come out this afternoon at 1:00...

and listen to my State of the County address.

It's all about my plans for Hazzard County...

for the next 10, 20, 30 years or more.

You know all about it?

Then you also know that I don't scare easy.

So you can just get out of here.

Yeah, and take Roll Over with you.

That's Rollo.

Looks as if we're gonna have to do business with Boss Hogg...

the hard way.

J.W. Hickman from Claridge County? Are you sure?

Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.

Me and Luke saw him coming out of Boss's office, plain as day.

That old thief.

He's been trying to take over J.D.'s operation for years.

The only difference between him and J.D...

is that J.D. is a fatter thief.

And if I had my druthers, I'd take J. D. Hogg...

because that Hickman, he can be real mean.

If he's been trying to take over for years...

this time he's making a special effort.

He got somebody working for him in Hazzard County...

with a handful of bombs.

That can't be, Luke. I mean...

I don't know anybody in Hazzard County...

that particularly likes J.D. Hogg.

But, I also don't know anybody that wants to blow him up.

Maybe we don't know everybody in Hazzard County all that well.

- Like who? - Daisy's new boyfriend Earl.

We don't know him at all.

Hi.

Daisy, you keep abusing them brakes...

and you're gonna need new pads.

You can fix them even if they don't need to be fixed.

- Hi, Earl. - Hi.

Now there's a job for a grown man.

I was on my way to visit Bo and Luke in the jailhouse...

I thought you might wanna go with me.

I would, but Cooter's off to Atlanta city for some new parts.

And I can't leave this place alone.

You say hi for me, though, hear?

Earl, they're really in trouble this time.

We know they didn't do anything wrong.

I know, Daisy.

It has to be some crazy going around bombing things like that.

But things will be fine, you'll see.

You run along, darling, and see the boys.

And tell them I'm sorry I couldn't.

- I will. I'll say hello for you. - Bye.

Mobile 223, please.

- Hello? - Hey, there. This is Earl.

Right on time, boy. You done real good.

Trouble is, not good enough.

Boss Hogg's making a speech this afternoon at 1:00.

- I know. - Well, stop him.

Now, that kinda work's gonna cost you double the money.

Well, it's gonna be worth every penny of it, boy.

And good luck.

And it better be good luck.

- Hey, Uncle Jesse. Hi, boys. - Hey.

Can I bring you something from home?

Cook you up something special?

No, thank you.

You didn't bring Earl with you?

He had to work. He wanted me to tell you both "hey."

He likes you, boys. And, Uncle Jesse, he likes you so much.

I hope you like him.

Daisy, we was...

The boys here was kind of wondering about Earl.

Yeah? Wondering what?

Look, we don't want you to take what we're gonna say wrong...

'Cause we ain't really even sure of it ourselves yet.

You better be sure before you say anything against Earl.

All we know about him is what he's told you.

You gotta admit that them bombs did start blowing up...

all over Hazzard since he got here.

He was there each time one went off.

So were you two. So was Cooter. So was everybody!

I don't know if I can forgive you for thinking like that.

- We're only trying to help. - I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't wanna hear one more bad thing...

or I swear I'll never talk to you'll again.

Feisty, ain't she?

And while you are worried about that...

keep your eyes on that clock. And this one, too.

Howdy.

Earl, are you up there?

Hey, sugar, you up here?

Oh, no.

Y'all reckon that's Earl?

What...

I cared for you.

I thought you really cared for me.

But you were just using me all along, weren't you?

Now just hush up!

This will all be over at 1:00, and I'll be on my way.

Bombs away again, Earl?

It's what I do best, ain't it? Wait a minute!

-00.

That's when Boss Hogg's gonna give his speech...

at Hazzard Square.

- No, you can't do that, Earl. - Now, just sit down.

Ten more minutes.

Alright. Ten minutes to go.

Now for the big moment.

My annual State of the County speech.

Let me just see here.

You're getting ready for your speech?

Yeah, I am.

I can't wait to hear what you're gonna say.

- Alright. How do I look? - You look good.

In fact, you remind me of a little white bale of cotton.

Flash and I, we brought you a present.

- That's mighty decent of you. - I know.

Only, you shouldn't go spending your hard-earned money...

on a present for me.

I didn't.

What I did was pick a flower, out front of the courthouse.

You dodo! There's nothing growing there but pepper weed!

Get that away from me.

- No, there's ragweed... - Get that away from me.

I thought it was quite pretty.

Bless you!

You bless yourself if I don't stop sneezing in the next...

eight minutes!

I know a guy who got a hernia from that.

I feel so foolish, Luke.

We should've never done that to Daisy.

You reckon she'll ever forgive us?

I suppose if we apologize real hard...

and promise to do the dishes and laundry...

for a week or two, she'll forgive us.

You'd think you and me would be old enough to know better...

than to accuse somebody without any proof.

We got all the proof we need.

Come and take a look Bo.

Up in Cooter's window, above the garage!

He's got Daisy! We gotta get out of here!

Cletus is on duty. He's alone. Come on.

How're we gonna fool him to get us out?

- I'll think of something. - Alright.

You got it?

Boss, you alright?

If y'all are worried about the time...

it's five minutes to 1:00.

And ticking on.

What's all this ruckus about down here?

We got an important phone call to make.

Oh, no, you don't, Luke.

No, you've already had your one phone call. No, siree.

You trying to get me to open the door so you can escape.

I didn't fall off the turnip truck.

We don't wanna escape! We just wanna...

I remember the time you said you wanted to confess...

and when Enos opened the door, you took his gun...

stuck him on the wall in a chair.

That's not gonna work. Nothing's is...

Okay, Cletus, you're too smart for us. But listen up.

That guy Earl's got Daisy in a room above Cooter's garage.

If you if don't believe us look for yourself.

- He's got a gun on her. - A gun on Daisy?

You guys should be ashamed, saying something like that...

so I'd open the door.

Cletus, we ain't lying to you now!

We swear to you on Uncle Jesse's life!

Uncle Jesse's life?

Buzzards on a buzz saw. Must be true.

Come on, hurry up.

- We'll give you a hand up. - Look for yourself.

On top of the garage?

He is there. Son of a... Hey, fellas!

Alright, everybody, get out of the way of the commissioner.

I just love this sort of thing, don't you?

Let me see here. Big hand is...

Well, it's two minutes to 1:00.

Well, I'll be!

Looks like your cousins got themselves out of jail...

and are coming calling on us.

Daisy, get away from that window!

Don't let Boss make his speech.

There's a bomb there. Don't let him make his speech.

- There's a bomb! - Come on, let's go.

- I'll try and stop boss. - Alright.

Come on, get in. You drive!

Move it!

"My friends and fellow citizens..."

There's a bomb!

Hey, Rosco, go get him.

- Earl took her in Cooter's car. - Alright. Let's go.

Come on, will you? Hurry after them. Get out of the way!

What's going on here? That boy saved my life!

Let's go see what's going on.

Hey, Rosco, watch it. Watch it.

The way you're driving...

I'd rather take my chances with another bomb!

You want me to catch them, don't you?

Yeah, but I wanna be alive when we get there.

We were right, Uncle Jesse. It's been Earl all along.

He's got Daisy with him.

We have to try and set up a roadblock on Spruce Tree Lane.

Spruce Tree Lane. I got you.

You watch out for Daisy.

Come on, the boys are gaining on us. Now, step on it.

Cut right through there.

That's not a road, that's a deer-crossing, Earl.

So, make like a deer.

- Come on, Daisy, step on it. - I am, Earl.

It's Uncle Jesse.

Just get around him, Daisy.

What good's a roadblock when nobody stops?

I don't think you're trying too hard to lose them, girl.

Earl, if you don't like the way I drive, shoot me!

Well, that ain't a bad idea.

Hello, this is Earl Becket.

Y'all got your ears on, out there?

You listen and you listen hard.

I want y'all to stop your vehicles.

Stop them, or I swear by all that's mighty...

this little Hazzard girl's gonna take a bullet!

Earl?

You got five seconds.

One.

Two.

We ain't taking no chances. Pull over.

- Three. - Alright.

- Four! - We're stopping. We're stopping.

Now, listen, don't you harm a hair on that girl's head.

You hear me?

Alright. Let's stop, everybody.

See that, sugar You're worth something to me, after all.

Oh, yeah?

Hold it right there.

I don't know about y'all but if a pretty girl...

with a gun was marching me off to the woods...

I'd go.

You almost killed my friends, and some of my enemies, too.

- Daisy, you alright? - Yeah.

There he is! Cuff him, Rosco.

So you're the one? Trying to blow up everything I got?

You can just go grant yourself...

I'm okay.

'Cause you're gonna be in jail forever.

Come on. Move along.

That old sorry clown got his comeuppance.

And I am glad.

You know, people are awful protective about Daisy.

About old Hickman and Rollo...

sorry Earl, to save his own hide...

turned State's evidence against Boss Hickman...

for attempted assault.

And old Rosco finally let Cletus out.

He spends more time in jail than Bo and Luke.

Come on, get out. Go on.

But the week wasn't a complete loss.

'Cause that Friday, Boss' speed trap snagged another big fish.

For the second time.

♪ Left her momma crying with her head in her hands ♪

♪ Such a sad case so broken hearted ♪

♪ She say momma I got to go gotta get outta here ♪

♪ I gotta get out of town I'm tired of hanging around ♪

♪ I gotta roll on between the ditches ♪

♪ It's just an ordinary story 'bout the way things go ♪

♪ 'Round and around nobody knows but the highway ♪

♪ Goes on forever, that ol' highway rolls on forever ♪

♪ Lord she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk ♪

♪ If she hadn't started running with a travelin' man ♪

♪ If she hadn't started taking those crazy chances ♪

♪ She say, daughter, let me tell you 'bout the travelin' kind ♪

♪ Everywhere he's goin' such a very short time ♪

♪ He'll be long gone before you know it ♪

♪ He'll be long gone before you know it ♪

♪ She say, never have I known it when it felt so good ♪

♪ Never have I knew it when I knew I could ♪

♪ Never have I done it when it looked so right ♪

♪ Leaving Louisiana in the broad daylight ♪

♪ This is down in the swampland anything goes ♪

♪ It's alligator bait and the bars don't close ♪

♪ It's the real thing down in Louisiana ♪

♪ Did you ever see a Cajun when he really got mad ♪

♪ When he really got trouble like a daughter gone bad ♪

♪ It gets real hot down in Louisiana ♪

♪ The stranger better move it or he's gonna get killed ♪

♪ He's gonna have to get it or a shotgun will ♪

♪ It ain't no time for lengthy speeches ♪

♪ There ain't no time for lengthy speeches ♪

♪ She say, never have I known it when it felt so good ♪

♪ Never have I knew it when I knew I could ♪

♪ Never have I done it when it looked so right ♪

♪ Leaving Louisiana in the broad daylight ♪

♪ She say, never have I known it when it felt so good ♪

♪ Never have I knew it when I knew I could ♪

♪ Never have I done it when it looked so right ♪

♪ Leaving Louisiana in the broad daylight ♪

♪ It's just an ordinary story 'bout the way things go ♪

♪ 'Round and around nobody knows but the highway ♪

♪ Goes on forever that ol' highway rolls on forever ♪

Hey, it sure is nice you guys stopped by in Hazzard again.

No offense, but we were just passing through.

Yeah, and he stopped us again.

Rosco!

Well, Daisy, they were doing 36 in a 35 mile-an-hour zone.

- Now, that is the law. - Now look here, boys.

I'm gonna tear up this here speeding ticket of yours again.

On account of you boys just sung so nice again.

Is there any safe way we can get through Hazzard County?

Not as long as you sing that good, honey.

You know, I bet if old Hank Williams...

drove through Hazzard they'd never let him go.