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♪ JUST A-GOOD OLD BOYS ♪
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♪ NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM ♪
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♪ BEATS ALL YOU NEVER SAW ♪
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♪ BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW ♪
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♪ SINCE THE DAY THEY WAS BORN ♪
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♪ STRAIGHTENIN' THE CURVES ♪
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♪ FLATTENIN' THE HILLS ♪
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♪ SOME DAY THE
MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM ♪
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♪ BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL ♪
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♪ MAKIN' THEIR WAY ♪
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♪ THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW ♪
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♪ THAT'S JUST A
LITTLE BIT MORE ♪
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♪ THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW ♪
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OLD BOYS ♪
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♪ WOULDN'T CHANGE
IF THEY COULD ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN' THE SYSTEM ♪
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♪ LIKE TWO MODERN-DAY
ROBIN HOODS ♪
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Yee-haw!
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♪ Where, where
are you tonight? ♪
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♪ Why did you leave
me here all alone? ♪
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♪ I searched the world over
and thought I found true love ♪
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♪ You met another and
phht you was gone ♪♪
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Now, friends, this meeting...
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of the Hazzard County
Two-Part Harmony...
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and Crawfish Chowder
Society would lead you to think...
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that the Duke boys
have got the world...
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by the tail on a downhill pull.
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But it ain't so.
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Hey, Flash, did you
see the Duke boys...
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violate that little
baby bird sanctuary?
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Now, listen here.
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Don't you go fussing at me.
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Anyway, I got them.
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I love this.
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Well, looks like we've
got one Rosco P. Coltrane.
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And his faithful dog, Flash.
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- Looks like he wants us.
- Why don't we find out how bad?
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- And what for.
- Hang on.
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Bye, Rosco!
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Alright, looks like
we lost Rosco.
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You never lose him, Cousin,
you just kind of misplace him.
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When I get... I'm gonna...
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Mangy tire here, it's got...
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- Morning, neighbor.
- Good morning, brother.
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Hey, how y'all doing?
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Have you seen these folks
around these parts anywhere?
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Let me see, here.
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No, I can't say
that I really have.
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What did you say their name was?
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Benson, Josiah Benson.
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No, sir. I ain't never
heard of them, neither.
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Sorry.
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- Much obliged.
- Sure thing.
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Y'all take it easy, now.
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Well, startin' to look
real good, Mr. Benson.
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Excuse me, Mr. Venable.
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- Maybe this time it's for keeps.
- Yeah.
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It is, Daddy. I've got real
good feelings about Hazzard.
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Yes, if you need anything,
just give me a call.
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Thank y'all. Bye-bye.
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You know, those
guys are pretty nice...
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for federal agents, that is.
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Yeah, I guess.
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That man ain't all
smiles and sweetness.
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And he's got reason.
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Remember the Dixie
Davis kidnapping?
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Well, Venable, his name
was Josiah Benson then...
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worked for a private
security service.
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He was hired by Davis
to deliver the ransom.
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- Diamonds, $1 million worth.
- $2 million.
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They blindfolded him, but
he got a gander at Mr. Big.
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Uh-huh.
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We picked up Zender
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and Benson
testified against him.
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Which is why Uncle Sammy
changed his name and relocated him.
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And he's still ducking
shadows. Why?
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The diamonds. They
were never recovered.
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Hickey, ain't we been
chasing rumors long enough?
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We'll just check out
a few more locals...
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and if we come up empty...
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we pull up stakes and
move on into Tennessee.
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That ain't gonna make
the Company too happy.
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We been tracking them Bensons
and the diamonds a long spell.
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Leroy, nobody said the bounty
hunting business was easy.
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Get in.
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Let's cut through
the old Gaylord farm...
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and double back
on Mill Creek Road.
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- You got it.
- Alright.
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Cut through here.
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Look out!
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I thought you said this
place was deserted...
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nobody lived here no more.
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Yeah, well, even a
Duke can be wrong.
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Help! Help me!
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- Hold on a second.
- Ooh! Help.
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- Are you alright?
- I think so.
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We're real sorry.
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We didn't know folks were
living around here no more.
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- Esther, what's going on?
- Oh, Papa, it's alright.
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These here are...
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Bo and Luke Duke, sir.
From down the road a piece.
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We don't cotton
much to strangers.
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Our Uncle Jesse always
taught us that a stranger is...
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just a friend you
ain't met yet, sir.
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I kind of like that.
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Look, we'll clean up
the mess we made...
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and we'll repair
whatever needs fixing.
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You folks must've
just moved in, uh, Mr...
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Venable. We've been
here close on a month.
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I can't remember
seeing y'all in town.
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Well, we ain't been
to town yet. You see...
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- Our car is broke.
- Well, I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you let us
give you a ride into town...
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we'll show you around.
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We'll pick up what we need
to fix the mess we made.
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And when we get back,
maybe we can look at the car.
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Thank you, son, but
we got things to do here.
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- Papa! Excuse me.
- Sure.
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Papa, if we're gonna settle
down here in Hazzard...
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we're gonna have to get
to town sooner or later.
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I mean, well, we're near
about out of everything.
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Old man sure gives me
a strange feeling, Luke.
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How about his daughter?
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She gives me a feeling, too.
It just ain't quite so strange.
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Alright, honey.
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We accept your kind invite.
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I'll just put some of
this laundry away.
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It's alright. We'll clean
this up. You go ahead.
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If Uncle Jesse had knowed
what grief the Venables...
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was going to
bring to his family...
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well, he might've
reconsidered about a stranger...
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being a friend that
he'd never met.
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You're gonna call
that Hogg Heights?
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Yeah, Hogg Heights.
My new development.
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Oh, hello, Cyrus. I'm ready
to buy the Gaylord farm today.
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You sold it? To who?
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Cyrus, didn't you remember
I told you to hold that farm...
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off the market till
I was ready for it?
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You forgot? Well, I ain't gonna
forget the first of the month...
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when I raise the interest
rates on your loan!
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Old Cyrus, that old coot...
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he sold the Gaylord farm to
someone called Adam Venable.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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And now, all my plans and
visions for Hogg Heights...
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all my dreams, and
all my aspirations...
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have just gone up in smoke.
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Here's to many happy
years in Hazzard County.
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- Yes, sir.
- Here's to that.
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Is everybody in
Hazzard as friendly...
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and nice as your cousin Daisy?
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Nearly about.
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There are a few exceptions.
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Alright, I got you.
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Here's one of them.
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I got you. Here you go.
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- That's a summons.
- That's right.
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For illegally entering
a bird sanctuary?
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That's right, and here's
the hard evidence.
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- Ha ha ha.
- Oh, come on.
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- No laughing matter...
- Rosco!
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What're you doing
with my fancy feathers...
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from my duster? Shame on you!
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What's Mr. Venable here gonna
think of our police department?
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- Mr. Venable?
- Mr. Venable. That's right.
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Mr. Venable!
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- Mr. Venable, how do you do?
- How do you do?
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- My name is Hogg. J.D. Hogg.
- I'm Adam Venable.
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Are you related to that good
old Venable family in Gerald City?
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- I'm from Harperville, Mr. Hogg.
- You are?
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Anyhow, I understand
that you've just bought...
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the Gaylord farm, didn't you?
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Sir, somebody
sure done you no favor.
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That's a real harsh
scrap of a place.
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You're gonna be miserable there.
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There ain't even no
water on that property.
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- No water?
- We're digging for it now.
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Well, you ain't gonna find any!
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Mr. Venable, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do for you.
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I'm gonna make you
a very generous offer.
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I'm gonna take and
buy that useless farm...
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right off your hands...
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at a very generous
profit to you.
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Thank you, Mr. Hogg...
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but I think we're fixing to stay
on that farm. Come on, Esther.
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Yeah, but, Mr... Mr... Mr-Mr...
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I don't think he
liked your offer.
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- Yeah, I know why.
- Why?
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Because, he's greedy.
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Them Duke boys was raised
to take being good neighbors...
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very serious.
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Old Bo even gives
it a personal touch.
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There's the Hazzard
County bijou.
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What do you think?
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Well, let's take us
a closer look-see.
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- We're all ready.
- Here's Uncle Jesse.
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I want you to meet him.
You're gonna love him.
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Uncle Jesse, hey!
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Where in tarnation
you boys been?
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Now, y'all don't let
this friendly little bit...
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of Hazzard socializing fool you.
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The wolves have found the spoor.
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And they do know their business.
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You know what, Hickey?
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Take away his
beard and mustache...
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add a couple of
years to the gal...
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them could be the Bensons.
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Yeah, could be.
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More than that for sure.
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They took over the
old Gaylord farm.
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- Good.
- Tell you what.
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Me and Bo will go
start with the fencing...
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and you two can do
some shopping here.
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- Alright.
- Sounds like fun.
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Uncle Jesse'd be glad
to show you around town.
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Glad to. And I could
take you home later.
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Good.
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But listen, let Uncle Jesse
do all the dickering for you.
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Pretty slick horse trader.
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Later on.
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What is it that you needed most?
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Let's follow them boys home.
Then we'll know for sure.
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Now that ain't no good sign:
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old Boss Hogg eating
while he's thinking.
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I don't know why, but
something always happens...
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and it's usually bad.
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I got it! I got it!
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My dream of condominiums
on Hogg Heights ain't dead yet.
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I'll tell you one thing:
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They sure don't know a
dang thing about farming.
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- You know how to use that thing?
- Soon as we get this fixed...
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clean up all the mess you
made, and take care of that car...
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- We can help them dig for water.
- Yeah, you got it.
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Leroy.
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Looky here. This little
goose just did some honking.
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"J.B." Josiah Benson.
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But where are the diamonds?
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And he ain't about to tell us.
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Maybe he will,
Leroy. Maybe he will.
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That there is a
listening device.
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Some folks call it a bug.
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And it don't eat crops.
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But it's gonna cause
trouble for the Dukes.
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- How does she look now, Luke?
- You don't wanna know.
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No, it ain't too bad. Let's
take a look at the car now.
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00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,400
- Looks a little dirty.
- Sure, you got that right.
247
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,890
He dropped his license plate.
248
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,840
Hey, fellas!
249
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:08,850
Hey, fellas, you lost
your license plate!
250
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:12,850
Why don't you pick me up? We
can catch up and give it to them.
251
00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:34,870
Alright, there they are.
252
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,220
Hey, blow the horn, Luke.
253
00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:44,540
It's them hayseeds. They must've
seen us. Burn rubber, Leroy.
254
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,500
Luke, why aren't
they slowing down?
255
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,950
Put that away, Leroy.
256
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,000
We ought to be able to
get 'em on the next turn.
257
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,060
Now, Leroy!
258
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:31,410
Look out!
259
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,280
Y'all realize that
all this started...
260
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,540
with Bo and Luke helping
the neighbor build a fence?
261
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:56,390
Now I know how Cletus
feels when he's chasing us.
262
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,570
What I can't figure
out is why them guys...
263
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,130
is running away from you and me.
264
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,180
Ain't got no idea.
265
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,070
- I see you've fixed my fence.
- What's that thing?
266
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,240
It's a license plate. Fell off
a van going by the house.
267
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,640
We chased it down
but they lost us.
268
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,290
The way they took off, you'd
think they was Bonnie and Clyde.
269
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:31,990
- That van, where was it at?
- Over there, behind the house.
270
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,510
- Behind the house?
- Yes, sir.
271
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,560
It took off down Abernathy road.
272
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,260
There was a
couple of guys in it.
273
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,340
- You got no reason to suspect...
- Come on, sugar.
274
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,350
Everything is just the
way we left it, ain't it, Pa?
275
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,050
It seems so.
276
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,450
I'd hate to think there's a
thief in Hazzard County.
277
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,970
Leastwise, one we
don't know about.
278
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,840
I'd best bring in them supplies.
279
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:57,890
Why don't I give you a hand?
280
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,460
Them diamonds are there, Leroy.
281
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,380
I can tell it by the worry
in the old man's voice.
282
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,310
Nothing wrong with that.
283
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,100
Now, let's see.
284
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:37,490
If a man named Venable says
his car don't work and it does...
285
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,840
and you find out his name
ain't Venable, anyway...
286
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,100
even a good neighbor
might get suspicious.
287
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:49,420
That's enough of us. How
about you and your daddy...
288
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,980
what's your history?
289
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,850
Oh, well, there's not
much to tell, really.
290
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,940
Um, Papa, he used to be...
291
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,210
Well, I mean, when...
292
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,510
Excuse me, Bo.
I've got chores to do.
293
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,220
What was that all about?
294
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,960
I promise, all I did was
ask her about her family.
295
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,050
I believe you. Mighty strange.
296
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,500
If them boys don't calm down...
297
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:33,980
they'll have to
redo the laundry...
298
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,590
after they finish the fence.
299
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,290
Rosco, no, no, no.
300
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,730
Put that sign up a little
higher so folks can see it.
301
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,560
Cletus, just don't stand
there, give him a hand.
302
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,170
Ah! Ah! Ow! That
look like a nail to you?
303
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,960
Looks like a
thumbnail, you dipstick.
304
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,520
Quiet there, you
two. Let me think.
305
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,830
This here road...
306
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,660
is the only way in and
out of the Venables place.
307
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,360
So, every time they
want to come and go...
308
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:03,970
they're gonna have to pay.
309
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,230
They're gonna have to pay.
310
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,410
And likewise, anybody else
who wants to come through here...
311
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,280
just to bring 'em something,
or just to pay a visit...
312
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,550
How long do you
think it's gonna be...
313
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,940
before they're gonna be
begging me to buy their property?
314
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,990
Cousin Boss, I have just
one question: is this legal?
315
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,900
Of course it's
legal, you dipstick.
316
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,340
That answer your question?
317
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,250
Yeah, it does. I
have another one.
318
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,730
Cousin Boss, just for a
little drive-through, $5?
319
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,910
You know something, Rosco?
320
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,520
For once in his
life, Cletus is right.
321
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:41,830
Well, we'll just do
something about that.
322
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,280
Go on, will ya?
323
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,850
Esther, honey,
we gotta talk some.
324
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,900
Papa, if you're thinking
about moving again...
325
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:09,820
well, I'm not gonna go with you.
326
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,910
You kind of cotton to Hazzard
and some of the local folk?
327
00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:15,740
Yes, Papa, I do.
328
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:21,220
Well, you're practically
grown up, Esther, honey...
329
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:24,220
and you got a right to do
what you think you have to do.
330
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:39,240
The newspaper clipping
said his name was Benson.
331
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,760
I tell you, it sounds like our
friends are in some trouble.
332
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,900
The only question is, what kind?
333
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,550
I don't know.
334
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,640
Newspapers don't run
pictures without stories...
335
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,510
or at least captions.
336
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,300
Does your friend Polly Ann
still work over at the Gazette?
337
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,730
Yeah.
338
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,910
Why don't we take a
run over to Cedar City?
339
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,650
They keep back
issues on file there.
340
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,740
- The newspapers in the state?
- You got it.
341
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,780
Go to your left,
your right, your left.
342
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,870
Go to your left,
your right, your left.
343
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,920
Go to your left,
your right, your left.
344
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,920
Go to your left,
your right, your l...
345
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,100
Stop! Halt!
346
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:18,230
Hi!
347
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,580
Cletus, what is that? It
wasn't there an hour ago.
348
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,280
I know, but it's there now.
349
00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,850
- What's that?
- A license plate.
350
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,370
Oh.
351
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,950
Came off a van down
by the Venable farm...
352
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,070
up the road a piece. Rosco
might find it interesting.
353
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,900
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
354
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,210
If you wanna get by here,
it's gonna cost you $15 toll.
355
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,820
Boss Hogg sure wants
that farm bad, doesn't he?
356
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,910
Ain't much sense in
us paying that toll...
357
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:41,340
since that arm won't reach
high enough for clearance.
358
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:45,000
- It will, I'll bet you it will.
- You're on.
359
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,740
See that? Pay up.
360
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,790
I don't know. What
do you think, Luke?
361
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,570
- We better try it.
- We're gonna try it, Cletus.
362
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,620
Alright, but I'm telling
you, it's high enough.
363
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,410
See, I told you. I won.
364
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,020
Fellas? Fellas?
365
00:21:09,890 --> 00:21:11,240
I lost.
366
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,770
Honey, if you wanna
stay in Hazzard...
367
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,590
we stay, come what may.
368
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,200
No, papa.
369
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:20,380
If anything ever
happened to you...
370
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:24,520
Why don't you call that
federal agent Mr. Dixon?
371
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,260
Baby, this is one move I think
we'd best make on our own.
372
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,390
I love you, Papa.
373
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:38,920
Okay, we got Harperville
and Henning here right now.
374
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:42,360
Yeah. Now what exactly
is it that I'm looking for?
375
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:45,930
Anything on either Adam
Venable or Josiah Benson.
376
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,190
May the best man win.
377
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,240
Calling Bo and Luke Duke.
378
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,680
This is Adam Venable here.
379
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,550
This is Jesse. The boys ain't
here just now. Can I help you?
380
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,600
Well, my Esther and me,
we're going away for a spell.
381
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,120
You ain't leaving, are you?
382
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,910
No, just visiting some kin.
383
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:09,000
Look here. I've got a
package that's real valuable.
384
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,260
I thought maybe you
could keep it for us.
385
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:13,260
I'll tell you what.
386
00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:16,700
I'll have Daisy stop by on
her way home and pick it up.
387
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,050
- Will that be alright?
- Much obliged, Jesse.
388
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,700
Over and out.
389
00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:23,710
He's gonna give
the girl a package.
390
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:27,010
I got a feeling she's
gonna give it to us.
391
00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:51,340
Flash, there's the van that
Cletus was talking about.
392
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:54,430
They ain't got no license
plates. That is a violation.
393
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,570
You stay here and
guard this vehicle.
394
00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:00,610
If I call you, you attack.
395
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,570
Show no mercy,
and take no prisoners.
396
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:15,060
Alright, I hear you in
there scurrying around.
397
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:17,670
Come on out here.
398
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,330
I'm serious. Get out here. I
mean right now. Get out here.
399
00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:24,980
Got you, didn't I? See?
You thought you fooled me.
400
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,860
I saw the reflection of your
windshield up on the hill there.
401
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,730
You know what you
done wrong, don't ya?
402
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,910
You're driving without a
license plate on your vehicle.
403
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,170
That is serious here
in Hazzard County.
404
00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,520
You suppose that's why
them boys were chasing us?
405
00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:40,960
- Well, I think...
- Who was chasing who?
406
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,000
Nobody chases anybody in
Hazzard County except me.
407
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,960
And you know who
I am, don't you?
408
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,840
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
of Hazzard County.
409
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,230
And who are you, and
what are you doing here?
410
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:57,930
We are from the... the FBG.
411
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,190
Ooh, ooh. FBG?
412
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,810
The Federal Bureau of Geology.
413
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,590
That's why we got all
this equipment here.
414
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,810
We're checking on a
large uranium deposit.
415
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,120
Oh! Oh!
416
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,810
Uranium? Here in
Hazzard? That's...
417
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,950
- Don't raise your voice.
- Hush.
418
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:17,730
And you can't tell anybody
you even been talking to us.
419
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,780
Otherwise, we'd
both be in violation...
420
00:24:19,870 --> 00:24:22,170
of the Natural Secrets Act.
421
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,520
Oh, that's serious.
422
00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:28,090
A slip of the lip
can sink a ship.
423
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:31,050
Don't you worry about your
ship. I ain't gonna sink it.
424
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,840
No, sir. My lip is sealed as
tight as Boss Hogg's wallet.
425
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,900
- Hi, Miss Daisy.
- Hey, Cletus.
426
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,000
Are you guarding this
place all by your little self?
427
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:55,340
I sure am.
428
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:58,690
I got some bad news.
There's a $15 toll charge.
429
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:00,950
Cletus, I don't have $15.
430
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,080
Can I borrow
$15 just till Friday?
431
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,170
- I'll write you an IOU.
- Sure.
432
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:08,350
And how about another $5
for the sheriff's welfare plan?
433
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,220
Sure, that'd be great, Daisy.
434
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,960
- Here you go. Thank you so much.
- Okay.
435
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:22,150
- Bye.
- Bye.
436
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:30,150
Wait a minute. I gave her $20...
437
00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:35,770
and she gave me an
IOU. She got my money.
438
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,510
- Uranium?
- Uranium.
439
00:25:40,770 --> 00:25:42,210
Government geologists?
440
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,780
Government geologists.
Now you got it, Boss.
441
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:46,780
- Only I ain't got it yet.
- Ain't got it yet.
442
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,650
On account of you
didn't think fast enough...
443
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:51,960
to get me the exact
location of that uranium.
444
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,390
Shh!
445
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,530
A slip of your lip
may sink your ship.
446
00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,490
The license plate!
447
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,880
Where did Cletus tell you them
Duke boys found that thing?
448
00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,580
- Over at the Venable farm.
- At the Venable farm.
449
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,710
- Well, ain't that interesting?
- Yeah, that is.
450
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,890
No wonder they turned down
my offer to buy that place.
451
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,460
- Why?
- Uranium!
452
00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:17,290
Oh, Rosco, we got things to do.
453
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,810
Just as soon as I make
this telephone call...
454
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,640
and buy me the mineral
rights to the Gaylord farm.
455
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:40,140
- Hi, how y'all?
- Real fine.
456
00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:43,050
Sorry to tell you,
the toll is $15.
457
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,880
Can you break $100?
458
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,190
$100? I ain't got
that kind of money.
459
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:51,280
You let us know when
you can. Hit it, Leroy.
460
00:26:57,410 --> 00:27:01,160
They're pretty nice
guys. Change...
461
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,540
Ransom Messenger's Testimony
Convicts Underworld Boss
462
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:08,860
Listen to this:
463
00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:10,910
"Harvey Lee Zender
convicted largely...
464
00:27:10,990 --> 00:27:14,300
on eyewitness testimony
"of Josiah Benson."
465
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:18,780
It says right here, "The ransom,
$2 million in uncut diamonds...
466
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,440
"has not been returned yet."
467
00:27:21,530 --> 00:27:24,180
I bet them boys in that
van are Zender's boys.
468
00:27:24,270 --> 00:27:25,950
Bet they've come to
square up the accounts.
469
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:30,190
I doubt it. If that was the
case, he'd be dead by now.
470
00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:32,620
Wait a minute. Then they must
be looking for them diamonds.
471
00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:35,280
- Let's go.
- Thanks a lot, Polly Ann.
472
00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:37,190
See you later.
473
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,980
Thank you.
474
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,810
- Hi, Esther.
- Hi, Daisy, how are you?
475
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,030
- Good, thanks.
- Hey, Mr. Venable.
476
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,560
Uncle Jesse says you have...
477
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,700
something valuable
that needs looking after?
478
00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:54,210
That's right, Daisy.
479
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,750
You'll hold on to it
till you hear from us...
480
00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:58,950
- Sure thing.
- Take good care of it, you hear?
481
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,170
Mr. Venable, I'll
guard it with my life.
482
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,050
And I'll see you
when you get back...
483
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,830
from wherever you're going. Bye.
484
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,180
Papa, does she think
we're coming back?
485
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:15,320
That's what I told Jesse.
I think it's better that way.
486
00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:17,020
When we get settled...
487
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,280
we'll have them send
the briefcase on to us.
488
00:28:25,810 --> 00:28:27,460
Looks like we
put our faith into...
489
00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,640
some pretty shifty
diamond thieves.
490
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,070
Uncle Jesse says there's
two sides to every story.
491
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,990
I know it. I can't wait to
hear their side of it, that's all.
492
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,920
Alright, Leroy. Make your move.
493
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,200
Step down, little lady.
494
00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:14,120
You might give me a little hand.
495
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,550
Now, friends and
neighbors, be very careful...
496
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,120
how you approach a
girl in Hazzard County.
497
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:29,650
Don't let her get away,
she's got the diamonds.
498
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,440
Any Dukes out there
got their ears on?
499
00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:40,660
- We got you, Daisy.
- Luke, I need your help, honey.
500
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,140
I don't know what's happening...
501
00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,800
but two fellas just
tried to bushwhack me.
502
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,930
- They're behind me right now.
- In a van?
503
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:50,110
- Affirmative.
- Do you know why?
504
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,300
No. I think it's got something
to do with the briefcase...
505
00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:53,460
Mr. Venable gave me.
506
00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:54,850
Where are you?
507
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,770
Heading south from
the Venable farm.
508
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,990
Alright. We're
on our way. Hit it.
509
00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,120
How did she get
mixed up in this?
510
00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:02,900
How did we?
511
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:09,080
Left, right, left, right...
512
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,570
Slow down. Slow down! Slow down!
513
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:18,750
What are you trying to do?
And give me those $15, $20!
514
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:20,700
Hey, what is this?
515
00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:29,060
Buzzards on a buzz saw!
516
00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,950
Some fellas just won't
take "no" for an answer.
517
00:30:58,180 --> 00:31:00,440
Friends, that's more
electric hardware...
518
00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,530
than is in the entire
Hazzard Power Company.
519
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,100
Find anything in the van?
520
00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:06,100
I'll tell you later.
Which way did they go?
521
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,930
Follow me.
522
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:24,250
- I think there's a way down...
- No. They're back up here.
523
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,840
We got you, Daisy.
Come on, let go, darling.
524
00:31:57,930 --> 00:32:00,280
Fellas, that was great!
525
00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:02,110
Come on. Let's get
out of here, move.
526
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,550
Are you alright?
527
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,550
Sure, they didn't
lay a hand on me.
528
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,680
How did you get that
briefcase, anyway?
529
00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:09,470
Seems Mr. Venable
called Uncle Jesse...
530
00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,470
and said he was going
out of town for a spell...
531
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,160
and wanted us to hold on to it.
532
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,140
I tell you, I think there
must be $1 million in here.
533
00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,520
You're about half right.
534
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,740
Don't open it up.
We ain't got the right.
535
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,530
Why don't we, find the
guy that's got the right
536
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,830
Hey, Boss...
537
00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:25,520
how do we find the uranium now?
538
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,740
That's easy.
539
00:32:27,830 --> 00:32:31,790
We use this here Geiger counter.
540
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,970
How many Geigers are we gonna
have to count before we find it?
541
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:39,360
All I know is, when
this little needle moves...
542
00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:41,930
you've found the uranium.
543
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:45,630
Which you'd know, too, if
your cranium had a brainium.
544
00:32:47,110 --> 00:32:50,460
- Ow! Ow! What is that?
- It's a pick.
545
00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:53,990
- Come on.
- Sorry I poked your posterior.
546
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,610
Daddy, I think we ought
to tell the Dukes the truth.
547
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,000
You're right, honey.
548
00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:20,010
I guess this is
yours, Mr. Benson.
549
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,100
Dang near cost Daisy her life.
550
00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:23,930
I'm sorry, Daisy. Really, I am.
551
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:25,930
Sorry enough to
tell us the truth now?
552
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,630
I was gonna do that anyway.
553
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,420
You know our name is
Benson, what else do you know?
554
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,370
Just what we read in the papers.
555
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,200
Of course, that
was all back issues.
556
00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:37,120
Then you know it all. Except
maybe about the US government...
557
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:39,160
putting us on their
relocation plan...
558
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:42,860
changing our name and all.
This is our third port of call.
559
00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:45,650
Seems the people who know about
them diamonds keep popping up.
560
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:48,870
If you give them diamonds back,
people will stop bothering you.
561
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,130
- We ain't got the diamonds.
- Zender's got them stashed.
562
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:55,920
Then what is in there?
Sorghum and grits?
563
00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:57,960
Show 'em, honey.
564
00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:00,100
May not seem like much.
565
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,190
This is just some
family pictures.
566
00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:05,540
It's all we've got left
of what we once was.
567
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,450
- And the birth certificates.
- It's our heritage.
568
00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:11,370
I guess we know a little
something about that.
569
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,330
There ain't nothing as precious
in life as your family heritage.
570
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,770
I think we'd best be
going. For good, this time.
571
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,810
Wait, those men in
the van are probably...
572
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:21,250
still out there. Who
are they anyway?
573
00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:23,780
They're bounty hunters. They're
from a Company out of Atlanta.
574
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,830
How did they know about
Daisy and what she was carrying?
575
00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:29,610
Wait just a minute. They
must have been in the house.
576
00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:32,870
With all that electronic
gear in that van...
577
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,610
Come on.
578
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,880
You sure we're looking
in the right place, Boss?
579
00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:45,270
Huh? Sure, I'm sure.
580
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,150
This is the exact same spot
the Venables was looking, ain't it?
581
00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:51,370
Yeah. But they weren't
looking for uranium...
582
00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:53,280
they were looking for water.
583
00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:55,240
And I'm the tooth fairy.
584
00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:56,680
That's why I got
short-changed...
585
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,240
last time I put my
molar under the pillow.
586
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:04,120
Look! Look! Look! That needle.
It's jumping all over the place.
587
00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:08,990
- Rosco, you're getting warm.
- Will you hold this?
588
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,210
- I'm getting hot.
- No! Not you!
589
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,820
I mean we are getting warm.
590
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,610
I'll take your jacket...
591
00:35:14,690 --> 00:35:17,520
I mean, it's the Geiger counter.
592
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:20,260
- We're getting close.
- Yeah, we're getting...
593
00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,700
- Go get the jackhammer.
- I'm going. I'm going.
594
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,940
You can bet them
two got their ears on.
595
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:50,210
What do you suppose would
happen if we told them...
596
00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,120
bounty hunters what
was really in that suitcase?
597
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:56,040
They won't believe it. Even
if they did, there'd be others...
598
00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:58,080
coming at us as long as we live.
599
00:35:58,170 --> 00:36:00,570
Come on, fellas. There's
gotta be something we can do.
600
00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:02,570
Nope, I'm afraid Pop's right.
601
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:04,660
We're gonna be running
for the rest of our lives.
602
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:09,880
Maybe you're both right.
That there could be the answer.
603
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:11,680
What do you think would
happen if them bounty hunters...
604
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,360
thought you were dead?
605
00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:16,890
If they actually saw you
die, what would they do then?
606
00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:19,150
Report it to their
company, I expect.
607
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,410
Then they'd have to give
the story to the papers.
608
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:26,160
Yup. Looks like we're gonna
have to kill you for your own good.
609
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,850
If y'all believe that...
610
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:29,680
I've got some Tennessee
beach property...
611
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,810
that I'm selling real cheap.
612
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,860
There's an old country saying:
"Expect the unexpected."
613
00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:40,820
And it sure does fit,
'cause we got a little...
614
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,740
shuck-and-jive cooking.
615
00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:45,650
And friends and neighbors,
they got some kind of moves.
616
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:48,090
Cooter, this is Bo. You got
your ears on? Come back.
617
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:51,360
Read you long and strong,
good buddy. That's a big 10-4.
618
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,400
Uncle Jesse, are you
there? You hearing me?
619
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:57,060
Alright now, Cooter and
Uncle Jesse, Luke's got a plan...
620
00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,230
I'm not exactly sure what it
is but I'm gonna ride along.
621
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,280
Smile a lot, give a couple
of yee-haws, alright?
622
00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:04,330
- Take care, y'all.
- I hear you.
623
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,850
- Alright, we're looking good.
- All set?
624
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,160
Alright, let's do it. Everybody
knows what's going on?
625
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,720
- Okay.
- Let's go.
626
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:18,430
Mr. Benson, we
ain't gonna be able...
627
00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:21,210
to take them stolen diamonds
to the fence in Colonial City.
628
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,650
How come? I thought
we had us a deal.
629
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:26,300
You see, Sheriff Rosco
P. Coltrane has been...
630
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:28,260
bird-dogging us
something fierce lately...
631
00:37:28,350 --> 00:37:32,350
so you'll just have to take
them there yourself, sir.
632
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,700
Once you get to the
bottom of Widow's Peak...
633
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:36,880
- Widow's Peak?
- Widow's Peak.
634
00:37:36,970 --> 00:37:38,920
You're gonna be out
of Hazzard County.
635
00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:40,970
From there on it
should be clear sailing.
636
00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:47,150
Get out the map, Leroy.
637
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,410
Let's find us Widow's Peak.
638
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,720
Remember, everybody.
Timing is everything.
639
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,590
Wait a minute,
boys. You too, Daisy.
640
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,470
I just can't let you
do it. It's too risky.
641
00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:02,170
If it weren't for us you'd
never have gone into town...
642
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,820
and gotten into this whole
mess in the first place.
643
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:08,610
Alright. Whatever happens,
you're good neighbors for sure.
644
00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,440
We gotta say the same.
645
00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:16,960
- It's gonna work, though.
- It will.
646
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:50,260
Luke's plan needed
a little tricky timing.
647
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,910
It needed Cooter...
648
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,700
a little help from Jesse,
and some dynamite.
649
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:59,350
Now that, friends, is a mixture.
650
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,050
You watch the place.
651
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,490
I'll be right back.
652
00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:04,620
I think.
653
00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:11,970
Alright, get your jackhammer
now. Come on, start digging.
654
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,190
Meanwhile, back at the farm...
655
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,810
old Boss was getting
more frustrated...
656
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,200
by pure old greed by the minute.
657
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,110
Give me this thing!
658
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:28,900
People don't have any respect
for law and order anymore.
659
00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:35,480
Oh, no. Oh, no!
660
00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:50,140
I just might as well stay here.
661
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:02,070
Good thing you put them
flares on them arrows.
662
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,380
Where do you suppose
them investigators are?
663
00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:12,340
Well, if I heard what they
must've heard, I'd be waiting...
664
00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:14,430
over by Widow's Peak, myself.
665
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,130
Alright. Let her rip.
666
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:08,440
Be careful.
667
00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:11,750
It's like the brass ring.
668
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,920
Just like old Luke figured.
669
00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,970
Them bad dudes was
waiting for the Venables...
670
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:17,840
at the top of Widow's Peak.
671
00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:03,750
Now we're back to the
timing in Luke's plan.
672
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,370
It was up to Cooter to
run the van off the road...
673
00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:07,930
making it look accidental.
674
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,670
And then to
take a little time...
675
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,720
before letting them
get back on the road.
676
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:37,660
Them cousins of yours are
plain crazy, God bless them.
677
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,420
There they are, Leroy.
678
00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:00,900
Alright.
679
00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:03,340
Okay, you're on.
680
00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:06,030
What happened, Daddy?
681
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,120
It's our brakes.
They're not holding!
682
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,690
Well, do something, Daddy!
683
00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,650
I can't! I can't!
684
00:43:15,390 --> 00:43:18,390
Come on, baby, come on,
fire up. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
685
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,490
Okey-dokey. Keep her steady.
686
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,320
- Come on.
- Let's go this way.
687
00:43:39,590 --> 00:43:43,070
- We're gonna crash!
- No! Oh, no!
688
00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:55,690
Yee-haw!
689
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,960
Luke's plan worked
slicker than a greased pig.
690
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:06,330
When Hickey called the Company
and reported what he'd seen...
691
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,750
well, the Company closed
the books on the case.
692
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,160
And the bounty
hunters had gone...
693
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,360
to all that trouble for nothing.
694
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,360
Serves them right.
695
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,450
That was so good.
696
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:20,760
Instead of uranium,
Rosco struck water...
697
00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:23,330
thus assuring the Venables a
normal life to live in Hazzard.
698
00:44:42,130 --> 00:44:44,830
Well, the toll bridge had
taken its toll on Cletus.
699
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,350
And Boss didn't get any uranium.
700
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,830
But his speed trap
was still a gold mine.
701
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,790
And now, if you folks
would just quiet down...
702
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:57,060
J.D. Hogg now proudly
presents for your enjoyment...
703
00:44:57,150 --> 00:44:59,840
Mr. Hoyt Axton.
704
00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:05,460
Thank you, folks.
Thank you. Thank you.
705
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:07,720
Thank you, folks.
706
00:45:07,810 --> 00:45:10,290
♪ I'm the cop in
a little bitty town ♪
707
00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:12,900
♪ And I don't get much pay. ♪
708
00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:15,860
♪ Oh, but I caught17
out of state cars ♪
709
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:19,520
♪ Four of my friends today ♪
710
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,390
♪ Yeah, I let the
hometown boys go home ♪
711
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,040
♪ They paid $5 bail ♪
712
00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:28,090
♪ Oh, but all the drivers
in the outta state cars ♪
713
00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:30,270
♪ Had to go to jail ♪
714
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,370
♪ Yeah, they hollered,
and they moaned ♪
715
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,880
♪ And they cried
and they groaned ♪
716
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,400
♪ They all swore
that they'd sue ♪
717
00:45:37,490 --> 00:45:40,230
♪ But the judge was
high and so was I ♪
718
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,630
♪ And we needed the money too ♪
719
00:45:44,190 --> 00:45:46,930
♪ Yeah the judge and
me got a deal you see ♪
720
00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:49,630
♪ We split the money fair ♪
721
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,330
♪ 'Cept for 30%
to the county seat ♪
722
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,770
♪ To keep the law
out of our hair ♪
723
00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:59,250
♪ And old Charlie's
working out real good ♪
724
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:02,560
♪ Down at the corner
store where the red light is ♪
725
00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:05,260
♪ He see's them
out of state plates ♪
726
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:07,650
♪ Two blocks away ♪
727
00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:10,650
♪ And when they get right
up on top of that green light ♪
728
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:12,960
♪ Old Charlie pushes
that secret button ♪
729
00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:15,220
♪ Underneath the corner
drug store counter... ♪
730
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:17,920
A secret button?
731
00:46:18,010 --> 00:46:22,190
♪ That yellow light only
lasts for a tenth of a second ♪
732
00:46:22,270 --> 00:46:24,750
One-tenth. I love it. I love it.
733
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,540
♪ Yeah the county pays
me about 40 a week ♪
734
00:46:27,630 --> 00:46:30,190
♪ Ain't that the living in ♪
735
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,980
♪ If it wasn't for them tourist
and them out of state cars ♪
736
00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:35,550
♪ I'd have no loot to spend. ♪
737
00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:38,290
♪ But the way it
stands this year so far ♪
738
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:40,990
♪ I've made 400 thou ♪
739
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,600
♪ For a high school
drop-out I'm doing fine ♪
740
00:46:43,690 --> 00:46:46,340
♪ I make more than
the president now ♪
741
00:46:46,430 --> 00:46:48,950
♪ For a high school
drop-out I'm doing fine ♪
742
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,220
♪ I make more than
the president now ♪
743
00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:54,440
♪ Of course he's honest ♪
744
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,180
♪ So if you're driving
down the road ♪
745
00:46:57,270 --> 00:46:59,960
♪ And flashing light you see ♪
746
00:47:00,050 --> 00:47:02,710
♪ If they're on top of
a red Rolls Royce ♪
747
00:47:02,790 --> 00:47:05,230
♪ You can bet
your boots it's me ♪
748
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,670
♪ 'Cause I'm the cop
in a little bitty town ♪
749
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,370
♪ And I'd sure like to see ♪
750
00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:15,110
♪ All you drivers in
them out of state cars ♪
751
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,370
♪ Try to get by me ♪
752
00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:24,860
- Can I go now?
- Yeah, you can go.
753
00:47:24,950 --> 00:47:28,170
Your fine singing has paid
for your speeding ticket.
754
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,390
You know something,
Boss, you're a real prince.
755
00:47:30,470 --> 00:47:32,470
- Oh, I am?
- Maybe not a prince.
756
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,520
- Maybe more like a varlet.
- A var...
757
00:47:35,610 --> 00:47:37,650
- Is that good?
- Oh, yeah, very good.
758
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:41,220
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
759
00:47:41,310 --> 00:47:43,790
Rosco, did you
know I'm a varlet?
760
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,310
Oh, wonderful. Let me
take a picture of you, varmint.
761
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,840
In case y'all didn't know...
762
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,100
a varlet is a good
old boy gone bad.
763
00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:52,930
And that's rare, even
in Hazzard County.
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