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Boss' secret weapon to put the Dukes away for good.

His nephew, Hughie Hogg.

What's he doin' back here in Hazzard County?

Nail them Duke boys.

They are headed right for the trap.

Yee-haw.

Come on, you're gonna miss all the fun.

This is as close to heaven as I wanna get.

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

In Hazzard County, there are some things in life

that are certain besides death and taxes.

Dukes chasin' girls and Rosco chasin' Dukes.

That Rosco. What do you suppose he's chasin' us for this time?

Well, I'd wager this for doin' 55 in a 35 mile-an-hour zone

seein' as how he was switching signs

as we passed him back there.

Uh, Young Pup, this is Top Dog. You got your ears on. Come on?

Yes, sir, Hound Dog.

It's not Hound Dog, you dipstick.

- 'It's Top Dog.' - Yes, sir.

Could we change the handle, sheriff?

Every time you call me Young Pup

I don't know whether to talk or bark.

Now, we've got those Duke boys right between us.

So I'm coming on.

'You got that, Young Pup?'

Here comes Enos.

- You better do something, Bo. - Hold on.

- 'Hold on, sheriff.' - 'Get over, dipstick.'

'Let me through there.'

- Take a left. - You got it.

Hang a right here.

Times change everywhere

but Hazzard County is still full of surprises.

Whiskey stills.

Yee-haw.

I sure hope that still don't belong to one of our friends.

It wasn't. That still belongs to Boss.

You know where this stupidity of yours is leading, don't ya?

I know, uh, I know, uh..

Well, I'm gonna have to unleash my secret weapon

against them Duke boys.

- What weapon is that? - A weapon I've been savin'.

- Which one? - Hopin' against hope.

When you can do the job yourself.

- Which one is it? - But you leave me no choice.

So... I'm calling in..

Hughie Hogg.

Sure it's pretty county, Nephew Boss.

'Even the cars are bright and colourful.'

Well, I'll be. Bo and Luke Duke.

Hey, let's turn their faces red as that paint job.

- 'Alright?' - 'Okay'

'Go ahead, boy, and give it to 'em.'

They say that blood will tell.

And anybody who'd pull that kind of stuff

has to be related to Boss Hogg.

That sawed off little runt. You know, that's Hughie Hogg?

Yeah, and just as mean as he was back in grade school.

What's he doing back here in Hazzard County?

And now that I hear that he has cheated his way through college

and swindled the class president out of his phi beta kappa key.

And blackmailed the dean into graduating him

summa cum laude

well, I've figured that he is smart enough

to nail them Duke boys.

- Good. - Quicker then.

Oh, Boss.

Bones and all?

Waste not, want not.

Now, are you sure it was Hughie?

It's been a long time since you two have seen him, you know.

Well, he might've growed a couple of new rattles

but he's still the same old snake.

Yeah, that makes everybody in Hazzard County

likely candidates to get bit.

Especially us.

You know, waitin' to see what that Hughie's gonna do

is about like havin' a weasel guardin' the henhouse.

It's unnerving.

Now, Jesse wasn't the only one worried about Hughie.

While Rosco was waitin', bitin' his nails outside

inside Daisy was hostin' a bridal shower

for her best friend, Mary Belle Digby.

- Oh, wait. - Yeah. Open mine.

Aw... this is so pretty. Thank you, girls.

Well, welcome. Welcome home, Hughie.

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane. You remember me, don't ya?

You can just call me Rosco.

You can just call me Nephew Boss.

Now, take them bags inside on the double.

Well, listen, I-I got it..

I just wanna say I wouldn't miss

Mary Belle's wedding tomorrow for anything.

Especially since I'm gonna be maid of honor.

You always did have a way with words, Daisy.

Thanks, Hughie.

Now, quick, girls. Cover the cream before it curdles.

Even if you couldn't spell 'em.

Yeah.

He hasn't changed.

'We figured if Jeb saw you in this he'd never leave you.'

Hughie! Is that you?

Who else, Uncle Boss?

You sure have changed since I've seen you last.

And you sure have turned into some fancy dress up.

I like them duds.

Only out of admiration for the man who made me what I am.

- Uncle Boss. - Oh, Hughie.

You look good, you talk good and you dress good too.

In a word, a real Hogg.

Oop!

It seems only yesterday that you was in short pants.

Yeah, you were teaching me how to cheat at marbles.

Well, blood is thicker than shine.

Which is why I brought you down here, Hughie.

To nail them, Duke boys.

I know that, Uncle Boss.

See, I figured what you need

is a whole new approach to the problem.

- That's it. - Yeah.

- Some modern thinking. - Right.

What's it worth to you if I get rid of them Duke boys in a week?

Hughie, my undying gratitude.

Yeah. Oh.

And for another thing

I'll give you 1% of my entire operation.

- Fifty? - Two percent.

- Twenty five. - Three.

- Fifteen. - Four.

- Ten. - Five.

- Deal. - Si... Hmm?

- Why did you quit? - Uncle Boss, I don't know.

Five from you is like a 105 from anybody normal.

Oh. Thank you, Hughie.

Five percent. Phew.

I was nearly out hogged by another Hogg.

- Alright, that's a deal. - Yeah.

But you don't get a penny until them Dukes is behind bars.

- Right? - Deal.

Alright.

- When do you aim to start? - I've started, Uncle Boss.

- You have? - What time is it?

Well, it's exactly, oh..

My watch.

Is that a thing to do to your own kin?

- Here you go, Uncle Boss. - Alright.

Give me that.

Just keeping in practice, Uncle Boss.

That's my Hughie.

'You know, one of these nights'

I'm goin' to unweld these doors

so... a fellow can get in and out of it

without looking like a monkey.

Geez!

You know, cousin, I don't know about you

but I feel mighty silly crashing a bridal shower.

That could be because with the exception of Daisy you've been

practically engaged to every one of 'em girls in there..

Including the future bride.

- 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah.'

You might say Nephew Boss was waving bye-bye.

'Cause that signal is the beginning of the plan

to get rid of the Duke boys for good.

Hello, Jesse. Daisy. Too bad you had to be here.

Now, you get to see me arrest Bo and Luke.

- For what? - Now, wait a minute, Rosco.

You know we didn't run into that still this mornin'

a-and you can't prove we were speedin'.

Which we wasn't doin' at the time.

Who's talkin' about speedin'? I'm not talkin' about speedin'.

I'm chargin' you with hit-and-walk!

- 'What?' - Hit-and-walk?

There ain't such thing, Rosco.

What do you call clobberin' the Boss' car out front just now?

That's hit and then you walked in here like nothin' happened.

'That's hit-and-walk.'

Rosco.

J.D.'s car wasn't anyways near when we parked out there.

Don't you believe 'em, sheriff.

I saw the whole thing and I'll testify in court.

Oh, Hughie, no jury in Hazzard County

will take your word on a stack of Bibles.

Well, I think they will when they see

the corroborating witness, the victim.

'Oh, he's a mess.'

It's nice of you to come visitin' me

in my hour of pain, Jesse.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh, this here whiplash.

- Whiplash? - 'Killin' me.'

You weren't nowheres near the car when we pulled in.

Wrong.

I was scrunched down in the backseat

taking a little nap when you clobbered me.

Now, I can't move my head nohow.

'Oh, and a condition like that could last for years.'

- Maybe even forever. - Forever.

Yeah, which means when you two boys

are behind bars I'm gonna sue you

for everything you've got!

If he's serious, where are we gonna get the money for lawyer?

- Why, from me, of course. - From you, of course.

Jesse, I'll give you $500 for your farm

lock, stock and barrel.

'Provided, of course, you're out of Hazzard in 24 hours.'

I suggest that you take it, Jesse.

That way you can be close to prison

so you can visit Bo and Luke.

Rosco, you got a point there.

I mean, after all, J.D. does look..

'...pretty well bunged up. He's..'

Stop! Thief! Get your hands out.

'Get out that cash register!'

Knaves, thieves, stop!

Nobody steals my money in front of my face.

Well, J.D., it looks like you've had yourself

one of them miraculous cures.

Case dismissed.

You boys still ain't learned to give thanks for small blessings.

- Have you? - How's that?

Well, at least now we know why J.D. Hogg

had Hughie come in here.

- Well, why? - Well, to get us, Dukes.

Oh, yeah!

- Don't walk on that car. - Uh, yes, sir.

Boss' gettin' as nervous as an alligator in a handbag factory.

So Hughie just let him cook for a while before he told him

about the new plan to nail ol' Bo and Luke

for parole violation.

Relax, Uncle Boss. Relax.

We're gonna get them for grand theft auto.

- We are? - Yeah!

See, somebody just stole my car

half an hour ago in order to get even with me.

'Oh, shoot.'

Half the folks in Hazzard would like to do that.

'True, true, true'

but this time, there's only one place

'where they're gonna find the evidence.'

- The Duke farm. - Exactly.

That's my Hughie.

Rosco.

Off your brains and get out to the Duke place.

- What? - Get out to the Duke place.

Bo and Luke just stole Hughie's car.

'They stole your..'

'I can hardly believe that they would do a thing like that.'

They got too many smarts for that.

No, no, no. Look, turkey. I took care of that.

I had Elmo steal it

hide it in their hay pile for you to find.

'Oh, that's mean.'

'That's meaner than a sack full of snakes.'

I'll get out there. I'll get Enos and we'll..

I'll arrest 'em Duke boys and put 'em behind bars

for 10 years before they know what hit 'em.

Yeah, you do that.

Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke. Come on, it's Daisy.

This is Uncle Jesse, Daisy. Is anything wrong?

Everything's wrong.

Hughie had Elmo stash his car in our hay pile.

'They're settin' us up for grand theft auto, Uncle Jesse.'

Not if we can get there first. Thanks, Daisy. We're comin'.

Ten-four.

Hold on, y'all, we're gonna fly.

'Breaker 1, breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb.'

'Crazy Cooter comin' at you crackin' down old Willow Road.'

I heard Miss Daisy Duke talkin'. Anything I can do to help?

You can help by prayin' and hope the good Lord guides your way.

And if that don't work, you can guide your way into our barn.

'Be there before we do. We're gone.'

How're we gonna get to that farm before Rosco?

He's 20 miles closer than we are.

By road.

- And who needs a road? - You got it. Let's do it.

'Yee-haw!'

Well, the takeoff looks good

but I figure they're gonna land in a heap of trouble.

Don't you?

The boys come close

but close only counts in pitching horseshoes.

'Freeze!'

Alright, you two, just freeze it right there.

There ain't nothin' in this haystack.

Get over there. Get-get-get over there.

'Don't you come any nearer, either.'

Why would anybody wanna come closer to you?

Because you're criminals, that's why.

And criminals always return to the scene of their crime.

That's what it says in my mail order detective book.

Not that I believe y'all are criminals, Bo.

We appreciate that, Enos.

Well, I believe it. And this is the scene.

- 'Hold it, Rosco.' - What?

You got a warrant to search that there haystack?

Jesse, I'm in hot pursuit.

I don't need a warrant to know that there's a vehicle

hidden under this haystack.

I, uh, don't know nothin' about no hot pursuit.

But I'll tell you one thing.

Maudine there, she, uh, she don't take kindly

to having her lunch interrupted.

Oh.

'Well, ain't that just too tough about Maudine?'

Bu there happens to be a vehicle under this hay

and I aim to find it.

Oh!

You-you alright, Rosco?

- Ooh. Ooh. That smarts. - Well, of course, it smarts.

But you can't say I didn't warn you.

If I was y'all, I'd haul butt outta here

before Maudine really gets mad.

Bo's right, sheriff.

There ain't no stolen car there no matter what Nephew Boss says.

We must have got a bum steer. No-no offense, Maudine.

Oh, Enos, will you hush? Hush. Just hush up.

Listen, we're leaving, but I'll tell you one thing.

We're comin' back just as often as it takes

to put you two in jail.

Come on.

I still don't get it. Where's the dang thing?

I guess it's safe now.

- Hey. - Cooter, when did you get here?

I got here about four and a half minutes before y'all did.

Feast your eyes.

Ta-da.

Whoo-hoo!

Cooter, you are a prince! What are we gonna do with this thing?

I don't know.

Well, since one good turn deserves another..

We're just gonna rub Hughie's nose in it.

Now, don't think Rosco was madder than a sore-tail bear

they wasn't nothing

compared to the way Nephew Boss was riled.

I just couldn't find that car!

What do you mean you couldn't find the car, Rosco?

'It was hidden in plain sight in that barn.'

Nephew Boss, I'm tellin' you

I searched every inch of that haystack.

And I swear if that jackass Maudine had been a goat

she ate it.

Ooh. Ooh. Ow.

Well, you can't frame people for grand theft auto

'unless you catch 'em with the auto they grand thefted.'

That's right.

So the question is, where is that auto now?

- I'd s... - Sheriff, come quick.

We got a real genuine emergency in the booking room.

Get out of the way then.

- Ooh, ooh. - Oh, oh, hey, oh, oh.

I found your auto.

Those dangblasted, dangnabbed, double-crossing Dukes.

They done it to us again!

Sheriff, does this mean we gotta arrest ourselves?

Let's get outta here before I bust a gut laughin'.

Hughie, I'm beginning to get a little nervous.

You underestimated your adversary.

Those Dukes ain't dumb.

'This is the second time they whupped you in an unfair fight.'

So they beat off a couple of frontal assaults.

What we've gotta do now is counterattack their flanks

when they least expect it.

I love it! I love it.

When do you plan on flanking 'em?

What time's that wedding where Daisy's the maid of honor?

Well, I think tomorrow at 2.

- I don't see how a wedding... - 'You will, Uncle Boss.'

You will.

Alright, gentlemen, you too, Rosco

synchronize your watches.

Uh, alright.

'H-hour begins first thing tomorrow morning.'

Sheriff, what does H-hour mean?

It means, hush!

I'll synchronize it.

The only problem is we've to keep our eyes peeled

for whatever trick they come up with next to get back at us.

I'm not gonna worry about it. Drink up. Let's go.

I'm off till lunch. I wanna pick up my dress for the weddin'.

Ten-four.

Whoo-hoo!

Where did you get that old truck?

Bought it off ol' E.W. Brown.

Before I go, thank you, Cooter, for what you done yesterday.

If it weren't for you, Bo and Luke'd be in a mess, now.

Well, Daisy let's just say it was a small step for man

'but a giant step for Hazzard-kind.'

Is that ol' Rosco again?

I swear, Luke, we've seen so damn much of him today.

I think he's turned into a pair of twins.

I can't say I'm thrilled about seeing either one of 'em.

Yeah, me either.

Alright.

Y'all just step back here 'cause I got a warrant

to search the rear end of this car, Daisy.

- 'Gimme the key.' - Rosco...

Cooter, just hush.

- 'Give me the keys.' - 'Be my guest, Rosco.'

'You ain't gonna find anythin' except a tire as bald as Boss.'

Well, w-we'll just see about that.

Bo, will you get out of the way?

Ooh, ooh.

Well, lookee here.

'Well, well, lookee here.'

Look at this. This one is really bald, isn't it?

Oh, I never saw that stuff before, Rosco.

Tell me somethin', Rosco.

How come you're framin' Daisy and ain't framin' us?

Well, we'll see who's framin' who.

'Alright. Alright, Daisy.'

- 'I hate to do this.' - Can you believe that?

Now, get in the car. Come on.

Now, why would Nephew Boss pick this time

to take pictures of Daisy?

Smells like a rat. So y'all stick around.

Now, watch the birdie. Say cheese.

Possum on a gum bush if that ain't the prettiest picture.

You mind if I order extra for my wallet?

Just as long as you get one without these numbers on it.

Oh, boy. Wow.

I don't get it, Hughie. I just don't get it.

Must be a breakdown in communications.

You were supposed to put Bo and Luke behind bars.

So how come you framed Daisy?

Just trust me, Uncle Boss. I'm just using Daisy as bait.

J.D. Hogg..

You've done some mean, contemptuous things in your day.

But puttin' Daisy in jail is lower than hell's root cellar!

There ain't a jury in Hazzard that'd put Daisy away for it.

Oh, you're right.

We haven't a prayer in the world to make that phony charge stick.

Except Daisy's still gonna have to stand trial

and, hmm, that could cost a few dollars.

Yeah, yeah, so looks like you better accept Hughie's offer

of $500 for your farm, Jesse, and clear out!

Except the offer's gone down to $400.

I'd like to get my hands on him just once

so I could whup some sense into you.

Bo!

No, soon as you lay a hand on him

he gonna get you for assault and battery.

Violation of our probation.

Well, looks like we almost had 'em, Uncle Boss.

Oh, which reminds me, I'm due at Rockville College

'to pick up one of them doctorates in the humanities.'

Shouldn't take no more than three or four hours.

Well, you just do that, doctor!

Yeah.

'I'll handle things here while you're gone.'

You know, it's amazing how the air in here clears up

just as soon as he leaves.

Maybe to you. Not to me.

Let's go down and see if we can cheer up Daisy.

Yeah.

'Rosco!'

Alright, Jesse, talk fast. You've only got five minutes.

It's only gonna take me five seconds to say what I gotta say.

Rosco, why don't you just let her out of there and save me

the trouble of goin' to Judge Druten and posting' bail.

Well, you just do that, you old coot.

He'll be back from Atlanta early Monday morning.

I love it. I love it.

Cooter, get out of the way.

Y'all... Rosco ain't lying about old Judge Druten.

I tuned up his car right before he took off for Atlanta.

Oh, great! It's gonna be one heck of a wedding with Daisy

'stuck in this dang jail cell all weekend.'

The only way I'm gonna be maid of honor

is if Jeb and Mary Belle decide to get hitched

'in this old jailhouse.'

Now, that ain't necessarily so.

The Duke word of honor ain't never been broken.

I don't see reason to start now.

Well, maybe you need glasses, Luke.

There's a bunch of reasons in front of you.

'Even Hughie admits it's a bum rap.'

So instead of waiting for Judge Druten let's do it now.

Now-now, wait a minute.

You-you're talking about busting her out?

And busting her right back in after the wedding.

The whole shootin' match shouldn't take more than..

A couple hours.

It might work. I mean, providin' nobody knows she's missin'.

The way I figure it, Boss is too lazy to come down here himself.

Hughie's over in Rockville for three-four hours at least.

Feeding time's not till 6. Nobody's gonna notice till then.

Now, wait a minute, Daisy.

Luke, you're forgetting about one real important thing. Rosco.

'How you suppose you gonna get around him?'

- I ain't. You are. - What?

Well, with a little help from the rest of us, of course.

Yeah.

Yeah.

'You can go back now, Elmo. I think they took the bait.'

Now, it ain't too often

that you get a picture of a worm turning.

But then this worm is a snake.

I sure hope I ain't being too hard on that boy.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here.

Now, sheriff, get this and get it straight

because I'm only going to say it once.

Say what? Who is this?

This is a concerned anonymous informer.

Now, what I want to tell you is

that the Duke boys are loading shine.

Right across the street from you at this very minute.

I got 'em.

This time I really got 'em

with both hands in the cookie jar.

I love it. I love it.

There's the signal. Come on, let's go.

I got you. This time I got you.

Quit that. Quit it.

What did I tell y'all?

While Luke was playin' his part in the scheme

to get Daisy to the weddin'

ol' Bo was starring in a part that he didn't even know about.

- Bo. - Shh.

- Reckon we leave a note? - Sure.

While Bo was rushin' Daisy to the weddin'

Luke and Cooter was doin' everything they could

not to lose ol' Rosco for the next two hours.

Which meant everybody was keepin' busy

includin' Nephew Boss.

Hughie, just what are you up to, boy?

First you bust your butt to get Daisy arrested.

Then you set up every inch of her escape.

Why, I just don't understand what you're doing.

We're only on step number four.

I'll show you step number five

just as soon as I can piece it together.

I reckon Rosco's time has just about run out.

Hang on to your hat, Cootarus, here we go.

'Well, there goes Rosco. Sure hope he don't get lost.'

Y'all don't do nothing I wouldn't do.

Woah! Was that a long wedding!

I thought they'd have their first anniversary

before that preacher got through.

We better get you back to that jailhouse

before we all wind up in there with you.

I was right behind 'em Duke boys and all of a sudden I lost 'em.

They disappeared.

You mean you drove right by 'em without seeing 'em, don't you?

Because you can't tell grits from gumdrops, can you?

Well, yes, the grits are the whites with...

You won't have to worry much longer, sheriff.

Why don't you have a seat and watch the show?

What show?

Well, I've got a presentation here

that I know you're gonna like, Uncle Boss.

Hey! Popcorn?

Can't enjoy the show without popcorn.

- Well, thank you. - I appreciate that.

- Good. That'll be a quarter. - Take care of it, Rosco.

Thank you so much, Rosco.

Say, I know a TV set when I see one

but what's that funny-looking contraption over there?

It's a videotape playback.

I won it in a poker game last month.

I ain't never seen anything like that.

Well, I'm not surprised.

Little too modern for you, Rosco.

But then it's because of your antique thinkin'

that you've never nailed the Dukes.

Leave the Rosco insults to me and get on with the TV show.

- Yeah, just get on with it. - 'Alright.'

I reckon about now we're ready to see

what old slimy Hughie's come up with.

"Hughie Hogg presents a Hughie Hogg Production.

"Entitled The Demise Of The Dukes.

Written, produced, directed and edited"

by none other than me, Hughie Hogg.

Here we go.

"'That's our leading lady there, Daisy Duke.'

"The reason she's behind bars is because of this evidence

"provin' she was runnin' shine.

Rosco, get outta there.

Boss, get your cabbage collectors out of mine.

"Oh, yes, and here's our ever-vigilant sheriff

"who's supposed to be watching the prisoner.

"It almost looks as if the Dukes paid him to leave

"the cell unguarded.

Dang, Rosco!

Get some table manners or go eat in the gents' room.

- I'm sorry about that.. - Oh, leave me alone.

'"Well, now..'

'"...see, with the sheriff sleepin'

'"it was easy for Bo to grab the keys and let Daisy out.'

"But there was one thing standing in their way.

'"That fearless protector of the people'

"County Commissioner, J.D. Hogg!

Yay!

That's you.

'"Why, the rest was easy.'

'"Up to the roof, jumpin' the next buildin'

'"slidin' down the fire escape with Rosco's snorin'

'"even drownin' out the sound of the engine.'

"And away they go!

"To run off with Bo Duke

leavin' poor Uncle Jesse behind to sell the farm to me."

For $300!

Oh, oh, that's beautiful. That's just beautiful.

I love happy endings.

Which brings us to step number six.

When I show this videotape to the police

at the state capital

that jailbreak will prove

that the Dukes committed a felony.

A felony!

You did it, Hughie! Just like you said you would!

You finally found the perfect way to nail them Dukes

and revoke their probation.

Well, wait, wait just a second here gentlemen now.

I mean, if he takes that tape to the state police

it'll make me look just like a, uh...

- A prize idiot? - Prize id... No.

I tell you what, Rosco, how about a prize dipstick?

Yes, dipst..

That's my Hughie!

- Hey, buddy. - Whoo-hoo!

We're a little behind schedule. Where do you suppose Rosco is?

Oh, no sweat.

He's probably still wandering around somewhere in the boonies.

- Let's hit it. - You got it.

Alright. Freeze!

Just... freeze it. Freeze it.

'Now, listen, you don't watch your horsin' around'

I won't hesitate to use this weapon.

If I was y'all, I'd stick around for the comeuppance.

Can't you see we're getting out?

Get out.

Rosco, I can't believe you could sink so low as to try

and put me back in jail.

Well, I wouldn't, but I will if it'll keep me out.

Sheriff says you've been framed.

Hughie Hogg took TV pictures

of every foot and jump of that jailbreak.

That's right, and then he took that tape and he's gonna give it

to the state police, so they revoke your parole.

So that's why Hughie planted that moonshine in Daisy's car.

He knew we wouldn't stand for leavin' her in jail.

It looks like Hughie Hogg's learned some new tricks

up there at state college.

You know what I'm gonna do after I show this video cassette

to the state police?

No, what?

I'm gonna lower the offer on Jesse Duke's farm to $200.

Yeah!

Looks like y'all been burned but good.

- Well, he burned me, too. - How's that?

Well, made it look like that y'all bribed me

to sneak a snooze while you escaped.

That made me an accessory before the fact.

'Isn't this gonna be nice and cozy?'

All of us in the same jail, fussin' and feudin'.

Well, Daisy, now you know all that other stuff

that was not personal.

Now, what we gotta do now is, we've gotta quit fighting

among ourselves and join forces and fight a common enemy.

Now, let me get this straight, Rosco.

You want us Dukes to join up with you?

Yeah.

Just temporarily, not permanent.

Just till we get those tapes away from Hughie.

- Yeah. - Oh, that ain't gonna be easy.

That was in a briefcase chained to Hughie's wrist.

He and Uncle Hogg lit out for capital city a few minutes ago.

- It was chained to his wrist? - Yep.

How're we gonna get it away from him?

We don't have to get it away from him. There's one other way.

If we can degauss it.

- De-what it? - Degauss it.

I-It's a technical term.

It means putting it through a magnetic field

strong enough to erase it.

Kinda like erasing a blackboard, see?

And there's only one place in Hazzard County

with a magnet strong enough...

And I'm gone.

They got a passel of fields in Hazzard County.

Corn fields, cotton fields, tobacco fields.

And they even got one magnetic field.

Luke's game plan was to herd old Hughie

right smack dab in the middle of it.

H-How come your own deputy's trying to catch us?

I don't know unless he's lost his mind.

And we ain't stopping to check it out.

Come on, Elmo, get moving.

Elmo, Elmo, turn left.

We can pick up the state highway again just down the road.

I reckon we'd better get after 'em.

Just in case Enos decides to get over-rambunctious.

That crazy dipstick is still after us.

We gotta shake him. T-Try the creek bed.

'Yeah, try the creek bed.'

So far, Luke's game plan was right on schedule.

Only now it's time for Boss and Hughie to come to bat.

I reckon that makes a score Hughie one

and the Dukes nothing.

You know, Uncle Boss, I almost feel sorry for that yokel.

Well, I don't.

We can't cross here. If we do, we'll cave in on top of Enos.

We best stay on this side until we find a better place to cross.

Rosco, this here's Luke. Now, listen up.

Hughie and Boss are headed North on your side of Boone Creek.

'We're gonna have to turn 'em into Seminole Canyon. Got that?'

That's a big 10-4, Luke.

I see 'em coming.

They are as good as headed out that way

and I mean right now.

I'm gone.

Now, the sheriff's tryin' stop us.

What? He must've lost his mind, too.

What there is of it. Well, that settles it.

I'm gonna get me a whole new police force

for Hazzard County and a modern one too.

Now, it's two to nothing, against the Dukes.

Daisy, you best go pick up Rosco.

I figure he'll be waiting about half way

'down the gully on the Tolliver place.'

- Will do, Luke. How's it goin'? - Well, that's hard to say.

But if we don't get him turned into Seminole Canyon quick

it could all be over.

Hey, we got it made now, Uncle Boss.

This level highway's straight to the state capital.

- Once we pass the crossroads. - Not once, you mean if. Look!

Hey, Rosco. Come on, you're gonna miss all the fun.

Come on.

'Rosco!'

'Get out of there.'

Calling Rosco's raiders. Rosco's raiders

We can quit playin' cat and mouse with 'em rats.

They are headed right for the trap.

Yee-hoo!

Glad to hear it, Uncle Jesse. We're right behind you.

Y'all remember that magnetic field we was talking about?

Well, there she is.

A whole ton of her on the end that wire.

Shootin' fire, I couldn't hit the rear end

of a bull with a mop.

Dang! My suit sure don't need no presssin'.

Let's get out of here.

'I Got the exit blocked.'

'That's a 10-4, Uncle Jesse.'

'Daisy, take the West end of the yard.'

'You got it, Luke.'

'There's old Cooter sittin' up there in the catbird seat.'

'There they go, Daisy.'

Now, he's got 'em. Over there.

Just like shooting fish in a barrel.

Ah! let's get out.

- We're goin' up. - Help! Help! Put me down.

'Oh, come on. Oh, come on, you don't..'

A giant white yo-yo.

Yee-haw!

'We'll be alright. We'll be alright, I hope.'

I sure hope ol' Elmo's got a pilot's license.

- 'Help! Put me down!' - 'Put us down!'

This is as close to heaven as I wanna get.

Nice going, Cooter.

You got it flying just like a little angel.

H-h-help!

Can't you make 'em stop, Uncle Boss?

I thought you were supposed to stop 'em.

'Oh, watch that, it's connected with your hand.'

Yeah!

'Hughie, come back!'

'Did you get it?'

Come back, Hughie. Hughie.

Well, I think that ought to do it.

We're coming down. We're coming down.

It's electromagnetic. Uh-oh!

Whoo! Look out below.

Let's get out of here. Come on now.

I have it. I got it.

Easy, Rosco.

You're still with us, Rosco.

Will you get your pea-pickin' hands off of me?

You oughtn't to be helpin' me.

You ought to be goin' after them and get that evidence.

Rosco, it'll be a waste of time. Don't you remember?

Old Hughie just took care of that for us.

- Remember magnets? - Magnets?

Ooh! Ooh!

At the State police, ol' Boss was cock of the walk.

He figured he was gonna nail the Dukes.

Just like Luke planned

that electromagnet in the junkyard

did more than wipe out the videotape.

It turned two Hoggs into plucked chickens.

Boss wasn't too delicate about suggesting nephew Hughie

go back to school.

Because against the Dukes he was way out his of class.

And now that his own neck was safe

ol' Rosco didn't lose no time in breakin' the truce

and writin' the Dukes a ticket.

Which is just about up to par for Hazzard County.