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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curve ♪

♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

If you spot General Lee tearing through Hazzard

not being chased by something, check your calendar.

It's probably the first of the month

and the mortgage is due to Boss Hogg.

Boss don't own every farm in Hazzard.

But the ones he don't own wouldn't support a rabbit.

We got plenty of time.

Bank don't close for another couple of hours.

I'm not gonna rest easy until the money we got for that heifer

is in J.D. Hogg's sweaty little hand.

I don't blame you at all.

We've been late for the last few mortgage payments.

Yeah, but we always made it.

J.D. still don't caught, their waiting for Duke money.

Stay, Flash, stay.

'I know you're eager.'

Them Duke boys.

They'll be coming by here just any moment now.

I can feel it in my bones.

I just can't wait to get..

We'll get them just like Boss told us to.

- Rosco. - Don't fret now, Uncle Jesse.

Rosco ain't caught us in a month of Sundays.

- But this here is Wednesday. - Alright, hang on.

Dang it, we lost the trailer.

That smarts.

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

I'm gonna..

Mabel, are you there?

Mabel here.

'Hello, Mabel there. This is Rosco here.'

Listen, would you patch me through to Doc Carney's office?

I wanna talk to the boss.

Won't get the results..

The Boss gets a physical every year to ensure a long life.

But, since the good die young

most folks figure old Boss is just wasting his money.

Just a moment, please. Mr. Hogg, it's for you.

Who knows I'm here, anyhow?

Hello, J.D. Hogg speaking.

Old Flash don't like the look, the smell or the sound of Boss.

Boss, that was just Flash.

He was just wanting to know if your little fat body

was in the pink of condition, that's all.

It's pink enough to kick you up and down Hazzard County

unless you got good news for me.

Well, that is a little negatory.

Rosco, I finally got me a chance

to foreclose on Jesse Duke's farm all legal-like..

And now you're gonna tell me you blew it for me, right?

Don't get your fat feathers all fluffed up.

Listen if Jesse Duke shows his face in my bank today

before 3:00 closing time

I'm going to deposit you on the unemployment line

tomorrow at 9:00.

Listen, I do have a Plan B, which is a backup plan, Boss.

And Cletus knows just what to do.

You're blocking the road. Would you get out of the dang way?

'What's this all about, anyways'?

Hi. Sorry about this, boys, but I had to stop you..

In order to give you a motor vehicle inspection.

- What? - What for?

We're in a big hurry. Couldn't you catch us on the way back?

- Sorry Bo, Luke, Uncle Jesse... - I ain't your Uncle Jesse.

Sorry about that, too.

Rosco said I had to stop each and every car

especially yours, and give you a complete safety check.

If y'all would kindly step out of the car, I'll get started.

I ain't getting out.

Now, you wanna inspect this, you inspect it with me in it.

All yours, Cletus.

Take it away.

Alright.

Over at the Hazzard Post Office

these two ugly things were hanging out.

And are fixing to do some mischief.

Now, you're gonna see more of them later

whether you want to or not.

In a couple of hours we'll have our hands

on over $100,000 worth of social security checks.

Thanks to the post office shipping through

this jerkwater town.

Come on. We still got some last minute details to take care of.

And that, friends, tells you what they're about.

The Dukes are about to lose the farm, thanks to Cletus.

Cletus, it's 10 minutes till 3:00.

I gotta get to town.

I can't help it. Rosco said for me to hold y'all here till 3:00

'and I'm almost out of tests.'

Let me see. Headlights, bumper, windshield wiper..

You forgot to check under the hood, didn't you?

Dadgum. How could I miss that?

I don't know. Why don't you open the hood?

Give me the keys.

I'll start the engine so you know it's there.

- Guys are being good sports. - Aren't we?

Here you go.

- Where's the dipstick? - You're under the hood.

I'm not finished yet!

Wait a minute, transmission's the next test.

Flapjack on a Ferris wheel.

Dang Dukes done did it to me again.

'Calling Sheriff Coltrane.'

Them Dukes are getting away ahead of time.

Shoot out their tires, you dipstick!

I would, Sheriff.

But I used up all my live ammo yesterday at target practice.

If you let them Duke boys escape

I'm gonna use you for target practice tomorrow.

What do you want me to do?

Cut 'em off at the end of Hazzard, I'll take this end.

'We can't let them get to that bank before 3:00.'

Roger.

Flash, everybody's a dipstick, except you and me, I guess.

I'm just sick of it!

Just sick of you.

Flash!

Put your paw on the brake!

'Get your foot on the brake!'

You're gonna crush me!

Flash, it's gonna hit the tree!

You alright, Flash?

You done scuffed my vehicle.

You are a lousy driver.

At least you're wearing your seatbelt.

Turn out the lights, will you?

Time was flying, and so was General Lee.

And Cletus.

And Rosco.

And Boss Hogg.

- J.D., you... - Jesse Duke..

It is my official duty as owner...

of this here duly-sanctioned and government-chartered bank

to inform you that you are late for the third time

this calendar year in the making

of your regular scheduled mortgage payment.

You could just wind down to a breeze

because I'm here to make the payment.

According to this here Chapter 14, Section 22

Paragraph B of this here Federal Bank Code

you have already automatically forfeited your land

and all real property and improvements thereupon!

I got the money right here. See, there's the money.

- The bank is closed. - It ain't 3:00 yet, J.D.

Yes, it is. Right here on my personal watch.

Just like this is my personal bank!

But, J.D., you gotta let..

Open this door. J.D., open this..

Uncle Jesse, you alright?

- Rosco! - What?

Did you see that? You and Cletus are my witnesses!

The Dukes just broke into my bank!

- Just get on out! - Wait a minute.

Get off!

I'm going.

That's it, you get them!

HAZZARD POLICE

I'm sorry to have to tell y'all this

'but Cousin Boss' bank's a certified member of the FTBC"

What's that?

Federal Trade and Banking Commission.

What's that supposed to mean?

Breaking into it is not only a Hazzard County offence

but it's also a federal one.

Well, boys, that tears it.

Boss, with all his technical mumbo jumbo

owns our home place lock, stock, and Maudine.

I did a little bit, too, didn't I?

I ought to get something out of it.

You will. Your usual cut.

- 50-50. - 80-20.

- Money ain't everything. - I don't want everything.

I want a lot of something.

Like some money when you sell the Duke farm.

- When I sell it, you'll get it! - Good news! I love it!

- J.D. Hogg here. - J.D., Doc Carney here.

I just got back the results of your tests.

Listen, Doc, I ain't giving up nothing.

I never felt better in my life.

You look good, you little rascal.

We've known each other for a long time.

This is the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.

That's a good one. A doctor apologizing

for the bill he sends.

This is serious, J.D.

According to the results of your test

There ain't no way to soften the blow.

I'm afraid you only got a couple of weeks to live.

What's that?

Just two weeks, J.D.

You gotta hang it up. This is a business phone, you know.

If you don't hang it up, I can't get them emergency calls.

Friends and neighbors, I think we're about to see

the only man that ever figured out a way to take it with him.

Boss, you look like you just saw a ghost.

I did. Mine.

Your chubby little jowls are a little peaked.

Are you feeling alright?

I was, till I got that there phone call.

- Who was that? - Doc Carney.

What did he say?

My days are numbered.

I got just two weeks.

And then I become the late J.D. Hogg.

Resting in peace.

See, that's what's wrong.

You've been working too hard and you should rest in peace.

Did you say, "Rest in peace"?

Like in... dying?

Now, sweet Daisy just got word about the Dukes being jailed.

Boss, you're really gonna get a piece of my mind now.

She's even prettier when she's mad, ain't she?

- Not a word of this to nobody. - Nobody.

Especially that loudmouth sister of yours, my wife, Lulu.

Especially her.

- Till.. - What?

The time comes.

Boss, what did the Doc say your condition was, exactly?

- Something very terrible. - It has to, to be so fatal.

- It ain't catching? - He didn't say.

'Boss Hogg!'

You stole my Uncle Jesse's farm.

Your judgment day is gonna come.

And you're gonna have to answer for everything you've done here.

And you know what? I hope you got fire insurance

'cause you're gonna need it where you're going.

I never heard anybody ever say anything as nasty as that

to a man in your condition.

I ain't worried about what she's saying.

I'm worried about what St. Peter is gonna say

when I start knocking on them Pearly Gates.

You don't have to worry what he's gonna say...

'cause you'll be going the other direction.

- What I meant was... - I know what you meant.

- Just like I know what she did. - I know what she meant...

All I can say is that whatever I done in the past

whatever I had to do

it was all for the sake of my beloved Hazzard County.

And if I did stoop a little low

or stepped on some folks' toes

it ain't too late, is it?

No, it ain't never too late.

Late for what?

I mean, I've gotta make amends for the errors of my ways.

I gotta find peace with my Maker by doing some good deeds.

That's... like what?

First of all, you go get them keys over there to the sales

downstairs and go release 'em Dukes right now.

Good news.

Alright, you Dukes.

Come on out of there. You are free, free to go.

But, before you go, here are some ice-cold drinks

courtesy of Boss Hogg.

- Did you hear that? - I heard it, don't believe it.

That ain't all.

Boss has cancelled all your back due bills from the Boars Nest.

He's given me orders to take the General Lee out of impound.

- How's that grab you? - It don't.

Now, Rosco, what's J.D. really up to?

He has just had a change of heart.

Come on, you gotta have a heart to be able to change one.

Everyone knows Boss would steal a dead fly off a blind spider.

'Cause a skunk's playing possum, it don't change it's smell none.

Come on, boys. Let's go shake some trees

and find out what he's got up his sleeve beside a crooked arm.

Thanks, Rosco.

Alright, J.D.

You have us thrown in jail and then you take away our farm.

Now, you're having us put out of jail and brought over here.

'Now what in tarnation is going on?'

Alright, I'll tell you what's going on.

I just finished signing these here papers

before mailing them off to be recorded in Atlanta.

This one, Jesse, gives you full title

'lock, stock and barrel, to your farm.'

You can't mean that?

'And this one gives Bo and Luke a full pardon'

for all traffic violations.

Are you kidding?

And this here one gives my selfish center parking lot

to the Hazzard County Little League.

And then this here one gives to the County Orphanage

and all the poor widows in Hazzard

the net gain of Hogg Enterprises, Inc.

Now, how do you like them crab apples?

Them apples.

County Orphanage and all the poor widows of Hazzard

is going to get took. Now, how?

Wait a minute.

I'll admit that the Boss here has not been

the straightest shooter in the County.

After all, he is a little, fat human.

May he rest in peace, and I'm gonna miss him.

- Keep your mouth shut. - No, you hush.

I'm serious, this time you hush, because I wouldn't ordinarily..

Listen, Boss. It's only right that these folks know

what's gonna happen to you

so that they can give you the respect you deserve.

Rosco, what in the world are you running off at the mouth about?

Trying to tell you, the Boss is not long for this world.

'And all these good deeds that he's doing'

he hopes will not go unnoticed by us down here

and upstairs.

Is that true, J.D.?

He's a goner.

They're gonna plant him with the spring crops.

Is it really true?

Yeah, Jesse, it's true.

Now, y'all got to remember that old Jesse and J.D. started out

driving moonshine together during Prohibition.

Funny how you usually only remember the good times

if they're good enough.

Somebody stop them, will you?

Charlie, you're gonna get yourself killed.

Luke! Bo! Two guys just stole my car.

Stay out of the street. We'll get them.

Well, as Bo and Luke started chasing them crooks..

Another chase was about to begin.

You're positive?

How could you make a mistake like that?

Dang.

That report we got on Boss Hogg was wrong.

Somebody named Boggs over in Hamiltonville.

Boss is about as healthy as you can be.

Better get on that phone. We gotta reach him right away.

That ain't gonna matter.

'Cause when old Boss realizes what he's given away

that'll kill him.

You gonna tailgate him or you gonna catch him?

I just got here. I ain't made up my mind yet.

They ain't cops. Who do you figure they are?

Why don't you shoot first and save your questions for later?

Good idea.

They ain't supposed to do that.

Keep it on the road, Bo.

Looks like we got them now.

Hang on.

Looks like Bo and Luke may see the Pearly Gates

before old Boss does.

While Bo and Luke were sort of hanging around

and Doc's office was still hunting Boss' haunts

to give Boss the good news

the bad news was the two uglies were moving along

with their plans for the big robbery.

- Those were the good old days. - Yeah.

Fussing and feuding, each of us trying to outdo the other.

Speaking of days, I sure ain't got many left.

- Anything I can do to help? - That's mighty nice of you.

Matter of fact, there is.

I sure could use some company while I go visit a lot of people

for whom I wanna do some good deeds.

- I'd be glad to help. - That's nice.

And another thing.

I need some help with my final arrangements.

Nothing elaborate, mind you.

Just a couple hundred words carved on my tombstone

about all that I've done for Hazzard County.

Don't think there's a piece of marble that big

in Hazzard County.

Then we could use two or three of them. Couldn't we?

Never thought of that.

Mustn't forget to take these envelopes.

Got to mail them to the Hall of Records in Atlanta.

Any luck?

No answer, Doctor.

I tried Mr. Hogg's house, his office at the bank

even his private number at the Sheriff's office.

Keep trying all over Hazzard. He'll be out there somewhere.

There's no telling how that poor man must be suffering.

This is gonna be some day!

Oh, my, oh, my.

What a sweet little girl, you are. Bless you, honey child.

Here, now. That's for you

to buy yourself some pralines.

On second thought, here, buy her a whole praline factory.

Come on Jesse. That's quite a dog you got there, sonny.

Alex, I'm gonna drive, so you go on and take the whole day off.

On second thought, take the whole year off.

- At full pay. - Thank you very much, Boss.

That's another one.

Someone's trying to get you on the CB, J.D.

Probably just another business call.

And I've had my fill of wheeling and dealing.

That's what I think of business.

From now on, I'm gonna live till I die!

Now, what do you reckon them two old boys are up to?

Bet you never thought you'd see the day when I'd be doing

a thing like this.

Only over your dead body.

You know what I mean.

I do. I'm learning to live with it.

Here, go ahead. It's your farm. You do the honors.

Well, here they go.

What are you two up to?

Your Uncle Jesse's volunteered to help me do some good deeds

and then help with my final arrangements.

'I figured it was the least I could do, seeing as how'

'you know the situation.'

And since Boss just mailed off half of his fortune right there.

Yeah.

Beers on the house at the Boars Nest.

'Help yourselves.'

Tell the whole County to help themselves!

Mighty kind of you.

- We'll catch up with you later. - Thanks a lot, Boss.

He might've been a pretty nice guy if he'd have lived.

Boars Nest, Daisy speaking.

Daisy, Doc Carney wants Boss Hogg. It's an emergency.

Dr. Carney, it's Daisy.

You gotta find Boss Hogg right away. He's not dying.

'You sure?'

No question about it. That laboratory report was wrong.

Okay. Bye-bye.

You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright and so is Boss.

There's been a mistake. Boss Hogg ain't gonna die.

- Great news. - Alright!

- So he ain't gonna croak? - But Boss don't know that yet.

We'd better find him right quick and enlighten him.

- He'd like to know that. - Bye-bye.

Everybody, free drinks on the house.

While Daisy was giving away drinks at the Boars Nest

Boss was at the County Orphanage

trying to buy his way into Heaven.

I've arranged to turn over the house and the grounds

to you good folks, lock, stock and barrel

at absolutely no cost to y'all.

If Boss don't get the word soon,

he's liable to shock some folks to death..

Doing good.

Bo Duke calling Rosco's little fat buddy. Got your ears on?

Bo Duke calling Boss Hogg. Please come in.

Couldn't take it, huh?

There are just some shocks the human system can't take.

Did you hear that one, up there? That's another one for old J.D.

Alright, Jesse. Say here, have a cigar!

Oh, well, thank you, J.D.

Dang it. He ain't in his car.

That there is a $50 bill.

Who cares? I got money to burn.

Dang it. He ain't listening to his radio.

I sure hope nothing happened to him.

With him walking around thinking he's a dying man

he might get himself hurt. We better find him fast.

'Cooter, you got your ears on?'

That's a king-size 10-4, good buddies.

I'm still kind of negativo

on spotting Boss Hogg or Uncle Jesse.

But I'll just keep on keeping on. And I'm gone.

This here is Crazy Cooter coming at you.

Boss Hogg just came by me

looking like the Orange Blossom Special.

He was moving, and he's headed your way. I'm gone.

Alright, hang on.

It's Bo and Luke. Think they're trying to get your attention.

I've spent time chasing them. Let them chase me for a while.

Hang on, Jesse.

'I'm gonna show them boys what it is to go hog-wild.'

You get it, "hog-wild"?

Slow down. You're gonna get us both killed.

So what? I gotta go soon anyways, don't I?

With all due respect

I ain't ready to make the trip with you.

Dang it, they ain't stopping.

Why don't we cut him off on the other side of the Corners?

You got it.

- J.D. there's a... - 'I see 'em. Dang, slowpoke.'

J.D., honk!

Friends, I think we're fixed to see

if these two old-time Ridge Runners can still cut it.

They can cut it.

- You alright? - Yeah.

I sure gave you boys a run for your money, didn't I?

You could've got us all killed for no dang reason.

I only got a short time left...

Hold on, Boss, that's the point.

You ain't just got a short time to live. Doc Carney called.

There was a misunderstanding, you ain't gonna die after all.

- J.D.'s gonna live? - That's right.

I ain't gonna die?

You boys shucking and jiving me?

No. Daisy got the call herself.

'Doc says you're just as healthy as all of us.'

The doc..

He did? He did!

Glory be. You're gonna live!

- I ain't gonna die! - No!

Hallelujah!

'Ain't life beautiful?'

It's a great day for us.

Everything's gonna go on, just like it was.

What a day. We got our farm back.

Luke and me can keep the General.

'And the Orphanage owns its own land now.'

'And the Little Leaguers get the parking lot.'

Yeah. I gave all them things away, didn't I?

All of them letters I sent off.

Excuse me, I've got a lot of temporary changes to unmake.

Ain't it a shame we can't all be as good while we're living

as we can when we think we're dying?

It's good. The Boss is gonna live.

If he gets them letters back, we're dead.

We're gonna be off the farm and back in jail.

Better make sure that mail gets through.

- Come on, Uncle Jesse. - Here we go.

Didn't I tell you that 'em nasty dudes

would show up in our story?

You see, them letters giving the Dukes back their farm

is in that mail truck.

And right now, they got it, and he ain't.

And they ain't.

Back at the courthouse, old Rosco's working two rows

at a time practicing for the good life.

Rosco, did you hear about the good news?

Good news? Naughty.

Now you Dukes, I know you don't like the Boss.

But calling his demise "good news," that is naughty.

I mean the good news that Boss ain't gonna die.

He ain't gonna die?

But the Doc over at the thing, he said...

It was all a mistake.

- Mistake? - Yes.

Did you hear that, Flash? The Boss ain't gonna die.

He don't like the Boss.

Goodness, look at you there. What happened to you?

Let me help you. Come on, now.

You're heavy, ain't you?

Pay attention, 'cause I ain't gonna say this but once.

Now, first, Boss was hoping to stop the mail truck

but the mail truck was stolen.

If he'd just stopped to think, they could've let

them thieves get away

and the letters would never have been delivered.

But he didn't stop to think.

Second, the Dukes didn't know that the mail truck was stolen

or they'd have got it back.

I'm not sure where this leaves us

except I think everybody's after that mail truck.

Boss, we heard the good news! You're gonna live.

You call this living?

Get your cotton-picking little hands off my cigar!

I was just celebrating your resurrection.

Celebrate on your own time.

Get out there on the double

find today's mail truck. Stop it and confiscate it.

Cousin Boss, you can't stop the U.S. Mail.

When it ain't in the hands of the U.S. of A. government.

- It ain't? - 'Some crooks done stole it.'

Then I'd better call the FBI.

What?

You see that little lump on your neck?

'It's your head. Use it!'

I don't want no FBI recovering no mail.

My good-deed letters gave Dukes back all their property

and everybody else everything I gave them.

I don't have to get into Heaven by paying no more

I sure don't want that mail delivered.

You mean to tell me you're not giving anything back to anybody?

Not a stitch.

I did get some practice in, didn't I?

Let's just call it a good dry run. Now, get going.

Cletus, I want you to search every inch of County Seven

clear over to Beaver Fork.

And I'll take Route 61 over to the Old Mill Crossing.

'Don't you forget that, Cletus.'

Bad news. The mail truck left 40 minutes ago.

You can bet Boss is out there

turning everything upside down looking for it.

Why don't you go down and get Daisy and the jeep?

We're gonna need help stopping Boss from stopping that mail.

We'll try to catch up with you.

The postman said he didn't know which route the truck's taking?

He said they change that schedule so much lately

he don't know whether he's coming or going.

Cletus, you should be protecting us, not trying to kill us.

What are you doing?

I've got some urgent official business in County Seven.

- Meeting Boss, huh? - No.

He's headed out on 61 with Rosco.

Thanks, Cletus. That's all we need to know.

'This is Lost Sheep to Shepherd, come back.'

This is Shepherd, come on.

We've got Boss heading out on Highway 61.

We're gonna cut in across Moss Creek.

You better join in around Morgan's Meadow.

Like a cow to it's saltlick. Over.

Hello.

'Billy Bob, you happen to see the mail truck go by here?'

- No. - What seems to be the problem?

I don't know. There's something wrong with my rear end.

I'll have a look for you.

Billy Bob, stop me!

Look out now!

- This the fastest you can go? - It's not my fault.

It's the fuel pump. It's one of those good deals that you got.

I never meant for you to put them on our own vehicles, dodo.

- There they are. - I see them.

It sure went real smooth.

I figure we got over $200,000

in social security checks back there.

Not to mention the sheriff's car.

Shepherd, you got your ears on?

You got something to say, say it.

We figured we'd give Boss and Rosco

a little heavy traffic.

Like Main Street, Saturday night?

Don't you know it?

You did it!

'Alright. What you waiting for? Go!'

Somebody just rode shotgun for us.

Don't ask me why, just keep going.

Poor old Dukes.

They don't know that by helping them mail thieves

they're cooking their own goose and helping Boss Hogg.

Boss don't know it, either.

We sure clipped Boss' tail feathers that time, didn't we?

I'll say.

'Calling Sheriff Rosco Coltrane.'

'No sign of that stolen mail truck up my way, Sheriff.'

You don't think we helped that mail truck get away, do you?

We might've just helped it disappear forever.

Let's get out of here.

So, the mail thieves made a transfer

into old Charlie Watkins' car.

And the Dukes' farm went with it.

- Look out. - There they are!

- You did it again! - It's my vehicle. I'm sorry.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Any sign of them?

Not a thing moving on this road.

Charlie Watkins' car just went by, that's all.

Charlie Watkins? You don't think it's the same two crooks?

Can't afford to take any chances.

Uncle Jesse, it might be them. They might've changed vehicles.

Let's get after them.

'We got company again.'

Dang it. Looks like we just blew a water hose.

That tears it.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

'Shepherd, this is Lost Sheep. Go ahead.'

It looks like we're out of it. We've blown a water hose

so it'll be up to you. They're headed across Morgan's Meadow.

- Try to cut them off at.. - Sweetwater Overpass.

'Sweetwater Overpass. You got that?'

- You heard the man. - Sure did.

We got them now, Boss.

Morgan's Meadow to Sweetwater Overpass.

- Rosco's loose again. - Let's just go round him up.

Look out for his barn.

It's alright. He wanted to tear it down, anyway.

Now you did it!

What'd you have to go in after them for?

We're hung up now.

We're entombed, that's what we are. Buried alive.

Catch up with you later. Happy landings.

10-4.

Don't mess around with the Dukes when the farm's at stake.

I'm serious now.

- I'm really serious. Freeze! - You boys got the mail, huh?

- Yeah. - Now, look, Boss.

Read them their rights, Sheriff.

What with all the witnesses

there wasn't much old Boss could do about them letters.

And maybe he wasn't gonna die real soon

but he sure was gonna be a mighty sick man for a while

trying to get something back that he gave

to the good people and children of Hazzard.

But then, every little bit counts

and old Boss would rob an orphan for a widow's mite.

Let go of that thing. Come on, give me that.

And as for the Dukes, Jesse wasn't about to take advantage

of old Boss' misunderstanding about dying.

And he agreed to continue making payments

providing that Boss dropped his charges against the Dukes.

Finally, y'all can begin to understand why sometimes

the mail is a little slow in Hazzard County.