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♪ Just a-good old boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Some day the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a-good old boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a two modern-day robinhood ♪

Yee-haw!

It was one of them unusually peaceable Sundays...

in Hazzard County.

So unusual, the Duke boys hadn't even gotten...

into trouble... yet.

Breaker, breaker. Bo, Luke, do you copy?

This is your kissing cousin calling.

Wall-to-wall, 10 feet tall, Cousin. Where you at?

I'm at the Boars Nest and closing early.

- So I need a ride, fellas. - Say no more.

We're on our way. Down and gone.

Hang on.

- Hey. - Hi, Daisy.

- How you doing? - Pretty good.

- What's the problem with Dixie? - I had to take her to Cooter's.

- I need a little body work. - Could've fooled me, darling.

I thought I was the one with all the bad jokes.

You are. You are.

Now, things are different in Hazzard, alright...

but even plumbers don't start to work

by hiding in the bushes.

Uh-huh, see?

Now, Billy Joe...

there's no reason at this stage of the game...

for you to start getting the yips.

Sorry, Pa.

Now, what do I always keep telling you to think about...

whilst we're doing our job?

Do I got to say it? Can't I just think it?

If it's worth remembering, it's worth saying. Say it!

"A good thief is a calm thief."

You keep thinking that as you calmly pick up that silver.

And the next morning when old Boss Hogg opened up...

and saw he'd been robbed...

well, he took it like a man.

- What, Boss? - Look, all gone!

Everything's gone. I've been cleaned out!

All my silver! Looky! It's all gone.

My sterling silver Pickled Pig's Feet Eating Contest...

first prize trophy.

- That's gone. - It's gone.

And looky there.

My sterling silver Junior Chamber of Commerce...

Businessman of the Year giblet gravy ladle...

is gone. And there...

my sterling silver Inter-denominational...

Statewide Honorary...

Public Humanitarian punch bowl with the six little cups...

They're all gone, too.

You know something, Boss? There is no sign of forced entry here.

Now that may mean that it's an inside job.

Inside job?

You mean somebody's wheedled their way into my confidence...

by pretending to be honest, trustworthy, and loyal...

and now they've dropped the mask and done me dirt?

- Well, that's a possibility. - Who?

I don't know. Well, now...

see, Daisy Duke was the last one to check out of here yesterday.

I happen to know her vehicle's down at Cooter's garage.

Bo and Luke Duke probably came by here and picked her up...

- And all my silver with her. - Yes, that's it.

I should've known it.

- The Duke gang! - The gang.

- They're the silver grabbers. - Yeah.

- Let's go get 'em. - Let's get 'em.

Now, most small towns have got a haunted house...

and Hazzard ain't no exception.

Ever since old Ezekiah Pringle passed on...

under mysterious circumstances years ago...

folks don't go near there.

Them plumbers are melting down all of Boss' silver

into little silver bars.

However, they're also melting down...

the evidence to prove Bo and Luke are innocent.

So things are back to normal: Bo and Luke are in trouble.

Which seems natural, somehow.

How'd you ever come across this setup, Pa?

Found out about this goofy place when I was in the slammer.

This little butthead of a moonshiner was my cellmate.

- He from Hazzard? - Was.

Kept telling me about this place for two years.

He set it up this way

just to scare the neighbors whilst he made shine.

Now, hold it! Hold it, you two! Hold it right there!

Alright, you drop those packets...

No, you dimwit!

- They'll ditch the silver. - Oh, yeah.

What in tarnation are you talking about?

- What silver? - What silver?

My silver! That's what's silver.

From the Boars Nest. You thieves have pulled one job too many.

Now gimme that.

- Now look what you've done. - Boss, that ain't silverware.

The only "ware" there is "underwear."

No, it's because them thieves have already hidden their loot.

- Search the place! - Now, just a minute.

You ain't putting one little fat toe inside of my place...

without a search warrant.

Luke and me are right here to make sure of that.

Now, J.D., you're barking up the wrong tree.

My boys wouldn't take your silver or anybody else's.

Now you get out of here before I boot you out.

Now git! Go on, get out!

- That hurts! - Just git!

And Daisy Duke, don't bother showing up for work tomorrow...

on account of you're fired!

Now git!

He makes me so mad, I could bite a hole

in the bottom of a milk bucket.

- What happened, Uncle Jesse? - Go ask them!

What happened?

J.D.'s raving on something about

us stealing his silverware...

which means he's talking grand larceny.

The only way out of this one's to find out who really done it.

Let's get into town and shake some trees, y'all.

Might as well take me to Cooter's

since I gotta look for a new job.

Rosco, I want you to unglaze your eyes, if you can...

and keep them on that Duke gang.

Uh, what for?

To find out where they hid my silver! You hear me?

That's, that's a good idea, we'll just...

That's a big affirmative on that.

Hey, y'all. How're you doing?

Well, we're doin' alright, Cooter.

- What's your problem? - Fell over.

And so, with Rosco keeping tabs on them...

the young Dukes hurried to Cooter's garage:

intelligence central for all of Hazzard County.

You seen a car wandering around, something you ain't seen before?

No, just this here one with a gummed-up carburetor.

But I'll tell you right now:

The little lady driving this here one ain't no silver thief.

My car ready yet, Cooter?

No, I had to wait on a part, Mary Lou.

Mary Lou Pringle!

Golly, you sure have changed since sixth grade.

Yeah, there's a lot more of you now.

Hey, y'all, Mary Lou's thinking about

moving into the old Pringle place.

Your Uncle Zeke's place? That's been deserted for years.

I wish y'all could talk her out of it.

I was telling her, lot of people think that place's haunted.

Oh, shoot. That's just a silly rumor.

But Uncle Ezekiah left it to me, and I'm here to try to sell it.

That is, if I can ever get out there and take a look at it.

Look no further, I will take you there myself.

- Just hop into my chariot. - One second, Bo.

Rosco ain't gonna let us leave until we clear ourselves.

Excuse us, y'all. We got a sheriff to shake.

There they go.

There you go, Flash.

Okay. We got 'em this time.

I tell you, the surveillance pays off, doesn't it, Flash?

I tell you, this police work can be fun.

I tell you, I love it. I love it.

What kinda trouble are Bo and Luke in, anyway?

- Don't ask. - Yes, Ma'am.

It just depends on what day of the week it is.

- Well, Daisy, you're all set. - Well, that's great, Cooter.

I'll drive you out to your place myself. We can catch up.

- Well, thanks. - Thanks, Cooter.

Sure thing.

DIXIE

- Don't forget your toothbrush. - That's right.

- Okay. - See you, Cooter.

Bye-bye, Daisy. See you, Mary Lou.

Now pay attention, Flash.

This is what they call, in the police force, "hot pursuit."

Oh, I love this.

See, 'em gumballs will get their attention.

I don't mind being chased by Rosco.

Give me a hint as to where we're going...

once we lose him.

Let's head out to the Boars Nest.

Whoever ripped off Boss' silver might've left

an unexpected calling card.

Maybe, we'll cut across on Timbertop Road.

That's as good a place as any to lose old Rosco.

Bye-bye, Rosco.

Now Flash, get down and buckle up for safety.

Well, it don't look any better than the last time we seen it.

And friends and neighbors, it's daylight out...

and still spooky.

It's a lot stranger than I remembered it.

- Do you care to come in with me? - No. But I will.

- Here, let me help you out. - Alright.

Oh, boy.

This house gives me the creeps.

This place's gonna take a lot of fixing and cleaning

before I can sell it.

I'm beginning to believe in the ghost stories about this house.

Here's a match.

Let's go take a look around.

- Daisy, will you look at this. - Seems kind of spooky to me.

Oh, shit!

It just was the wind.

Mary Lou, are you sure you wanna stay here?

Look, Daisy, I think we're both getting a little carried away.

The house is fine and I'm fine.

I'm sure you got better things to do than stay here with me.

Well, I do have to find myself a job and...

You don't mind being here by yourself all alone?

Isn't there anything you need?

No, Daisy, I'm fine, really. Thanks for driving me out.

Oh, it's my pleasure, Mary Lou.

Listen, I'll see you later, take care...

- Bye. - Okay, bye.

Maybe, Daisy was right about this place.

Ah!

Watch it, Bo. Hit the brakes! We ain't gonna make it.

I bet they do. Hide and watch.

Ooh! Ooh!

That was a horrendous crash.

GENERAL LEE

Rosco looks like he's got himself a brand-new convertible.

He's a lucky man.

Flash, you can come up now.

The worst part's over.

It's not only a lonely life, it's downright hazardous.

- Bye-bye, Rosco. - Hit it.

While the boys headed back to the Boars Nest...

to do some investigating on Boss' missing silver...

Daisy was having second thoughts

about leaving Mary Lou alone back there.

So would I.

She'll hold for a while, Billy Joe. Come on.

Come on. Come on!

That gal up there don't scare easily.

I still got Judge Peabody and what's left

in Boss Hogg's house to get yet.

You know, Pa, this silver stuff here is small potatoes.

We ought to be spending our time knocking over that bank there.

You just wait a minute.

You got to crawl before you can walk, Son.

And this silver will bankroll our big job... the right way.

Alright.

But if she gets in our way or slows us down any...

we're gonna take care of her.

Okay. If she does either you can handle it.

BOARS NEST - COLD BEER

Back at the Boars Nest...

Boss was cheating himself at solitaire...

because nobody else was playing.

And old Bo and Luke were snooping about outside...

looking for clues.

- Figure they went in the back? - Don't you?

Yeah.

Look at this, Luke. Look at all these tire tracks.

About a 10-inch tread.

Looks like it was either a small pickup or a van.

From the looks of things, looks like a pretty new tire, too.

Would you look at this?

I bet them crooks dropped this when they lit out of here.

They weren't none too careful.

Alright, I've got you!

Alright, I'm not kidding this time.

Just hold it right there because I've got you.

Assume the usual positions, you two. And I'm serious about it.

Alright. You two. Put your hands on the...

Rosco, why don't you just let us be?

- Bo, that's not the usual... - Rosco, that...

I don't care, get it up there.

What's this? By golly, you are the silver grabbers!

Boss, hey, come here! I found the silver.

- We just came down here to... - Hush! Boss, come here.

What's all this screaming and screeching out here?

I caught them with the silver. Your silver.

Oh, you did!

- Nice work, Rosco! - Appreciate it.

- Where is it? - What?

- All my silver. - Oh, here it is.

One piece?

Where's the rest of my silver, you bandits?

My debating trophy, my punch bowl?

All my doodads and geegaws.

Boss, listen. I can explain.

Explain, nothing! I want it back!

Rosco, you take and lock them up and sweat it out of them.

Yeah, I'm gonna sweat it out of you.

Hold that gun on them while I cuff them.

Hold it right there while I put your hand...

- They're getting away! - Freeze!

Cletus, this is your superior officer...

Rosco P. Coltrane calling in.

Listen, I'm in hot pursuit of those Duke boys.

I'm going east, going on Highway 9.

I want you to set up a roadblock.

Is that a copy? Come on.

That's a big 10-4, Sheriff. One roadblock, all set up.

That's great, Cletus.

We're gonna make a meat sandwich out of them.

Watch it Luke.

Move that thing!

There they go.

Buzzsaw, Sheriff.

Looks like we done lost the meat in our sandwich.

What happened to the rest of your car?

- Cletus. - What?

Let me see your driver's license.

Talk about trying to find a needle in a haystack.

All we gotta do is find a van or a small pickup truck...

with new 10-inch tires, right?

He's probably hightailed it out of town by now.

Maybe, maybe not.

If it was me, I think I'd stash that silver someplace...

till things cooled down.

The only problem is where?

Ah!

Ahh!

Mary Lou!

Looked like brand-new tires. About a 10-inch tread.

Might be a van or maybe even a pickup truck.

I ain't seen it, y'all. Sorry.

Bo, Luke? Got your ears on out there?

We got you, Daisy, go ahead.

Mary Lou's inside, screaming her head off in this house.

I'm on my way in there, so you hurry up.

Daisy, wait.

- Let's go. - Burn rubber, y'all.

Holler if you need me.

Ahh! Ahh!

Aw! Stop it!

Mary Lou, help me with this door!

No! No, please stop it!

Mary Lou! Mary Lou.

Oh Daisy! Daisy. Daisy, help me.

Come on, we gotta get out of here.

Sounds like the whole roof's fixing to drop.

Well, at least, it ain't raining.

- Ah! - Look out!

Luke!

- Am I glad to see you fellas. - What happened?

Well, that chandelier fell and just missed us.

That chair's been chasing me, the painting's been bleeding...

the organ's been playing, and wolves have been howling.

I told you. We should've done it my way.

Instead of scaring people out of there...

we're getting more of them in.

Mary Lou, I just knew it wasn't a good idea

for you to stay here alone.

I'm just thankful you decided to come back for me, Daisy.

I don't know about the rest of y'all...

but I'm gonna get the heck out of here.

You mean, this place is really haunted?

You better believe it.

Luke, I came here to sell this place.

Look, nobody's gonna come near here, much less buy it.

So, you better come and stay with us.

Don't say anything more, just say "okay."

Okay.

- Come on. - Let's go.

Let's go, Son.

We still got lots of silver sitting around waiting for us.

Ooh, Boss! Listen, those silver grabbers

done struck Judge Peabody's house.

They took everything, including his silver gavel.

That Duke gang sure moves fast.

First here, then there. Just where is Judge Peabody's house?

Oh, I think it's right there.

You know, Mary Lou, there's folks that could swear...

that's old Ezekiah's ghost...

running around that house over there.

I ain't seen a ghost yet that had to tie a string

to a chair to make it move.

- Who else could be doing it? - Yeah and why?

Well, this could be the reason. I found it next to the wall.

That...

That looks like a little silver bead of some kind.

See, we figured them fellas that stole Boss Hogg's silver...

didn't leave town at all.

They're still here hiding out at the Ezekiah place.

We're heading back to find out now that she's settled in here.

Wait a minute. I'm not settled in anywhere. I'm going with you.

Now, Mary Lou, these boys travel fast when they...

That fast enough for you? Come on, let's go.

There comes Cletus. You boys better get outta here.

You ain't got time to argue with him.

- Yes, sir. - We are.

Take care of Mary Lou.

Cletus, this is your commanding officer...

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane calling you.

You got your ears on, dipstick? Come on.

What the heck are you doing there, skinny-dipping or what?

- Come on. - Heck, no, Sheriff.

I never go skinny-dipping.

No place to put my badge.

In about two minutes, I'll tell you where you can put it.

I want you to hightail it back here.

Those Duke boys done perpetrated another silver heist...

over at Judge Peabody's place.

Buzzards on a buzzsaw! They must have just done it.

I'm in hot pursuit of them right now.

Ah, he looks alright.

Cousin Boss? Sheriff Rosco?

I don't know how to tell y'all this...

but this time I am in the creek...

but I swear I'm not skinny-dippin'.

- Boss, what do you wanna do? - Do? Oh, do, do.

Alright... I'll tell you what I'm aiming to do.

What?

Hold on to what little silver I got left.

Including my valuable coin collection here

in my office safe.

Dang this thing! I can't get it open.

Well, that's because you done messed up, Boss.

You turned it 38 to the right, instead of 38 to the left.

Yeah, so I did, 38 to the left.

How'd you know that?

You been sneaking peeks over my shoulder, ain't you?

Just once...

That's gonna cost you $100 out of your pay.

- Out of my pay? - Yes, it will. Hold on to these.

- Why my pay? - Why?

Because that's what they're gonna charge

to change the combination on this thing.

- Yeah, but-but... - Never mind about this.

We gotta get over to my house.

The Duke gang cleaned me out here at the Boars Nest.

I sure don't want them to get their hands...

on any of the valuable Hogg family heirlooms.

- No. - Give me that.

The Duke boys figured the only way to surprise anybody...

was to sneak in.

At least they couldn't be charged with breaking an entry.

Mary Lou owns it.

Alright, come on with that stuff, will you?

Careful with it, you dodo!

You chip off one little bit of my silver...

you're gonna to pay me back with all the fillings in your teeth!

But they're gold.

So I'll make a little profit. Come on, hurry up.

Boss, let me ask you something.

Are you sure this is the right thing to do?

Yeah, I'm positive. Absolutely positive.

The only safe place for all my precious silver Hogg-looms...

is right back in my office at the Boars Nest.

I think that is wrong, if you don't mind me saying so...

because that's the first place that the silver-nappers hit.

Yeah, well, that's why it's safe, you dum-dum.

Don't you know the old proverb?

"A criminal never returns to the scene of his crime."

Is that the way that goes?

Well, Son, ain't that nice to know?

- Uh, Pa, we ain't gonna... - Oh, that we are.

But first we gotta get back to the house and load up.

Yes, sir.

Ain't that silver pretty?

Luke, my knuckles is getting raw.

These are the solidest walls I've ever seen.

No, that wire went behind the wall.

There's gotta be an empty space in here somewhere.

Watch your step! That stuff's valuable.

Rosco, I want you and Cletus to stand guard personally...

and protect my silver Hogg-looms with your lives.

- Right. - Oh, here.

J.D. Hogg here.

Oh, hello, Lulu, sweetheart.

- Say hello from Rosco. - Hello from Rosco...

No, no, no, cupcake. Everything's just fine.

Your silver is as safe as a hushpuppy in a cookie jar.

What?

Just a second, dumpling.

But, sugarpie, babykins...

- Oh, dang! - Boss, what did she say?

She said if any of her precious sterling...

even one napkin ring, is stolen...

it ain't separate bedrooms for us anymore.

- She's moving in with me. - Ooh.

- That is a powerful threat. - Yeah.

I'm telling you, there's a false panel here somewhere.

It's just a matter of finding it, that's all.

Hey, hold on. Take a look at this.

Bingo.

Your uncle sure was a sneak.

Hey, he got himself a little moonshine cellar, Luke.

Yeah, except these old boys ain't brewing moonshine.

- They're brewing up silver bars. - What is that?

Well, it looks to be their own portable smelter.

That way they can't get caught with the evidence.

Uh-oh, looks like them jackals are headed back to the lair.

Maybe, we ought to call the Sheriff. Once he sees this...

he'll know you boys had nothing to do with stealing that silver.

No way will Rosco believe anything over the CB.

I'll have to sell him this in person.

- Don't you mean "we"? - No.

Mary Lou will come with me.

If I can't convince him, maybe she can.

- You stay and watch the goodies. - Yes, sir.

We got company again, Billy Joe.

The last time I remember...

there was one more.

Must still be inside, you know?

Old Bo is sure keeping an eye on things.

But he's looking the wrong way.

Now, that was a downright dirty, sneaky way to hit a man.

And when Bo wakes up, he's gonna tell you the same thing.

Let's load up and get out.

We still got another stop to make.

Let's skip that, Pa, and go get that bank!

We skip nothing.

Now, you listen to your daddy and help me tie him up.

Lordy. How he gets out of that side of the car

I'll never know.

It's the Duke gang! They're after my silver!

Listen, we found out where them silver crooks are hiding out.

Don't believe him. It's a trick!

If they take one more step, fire!

Luke is telling you the truth. You gotta listen to him.

If you don't believe me...

Rosco, put the cuffs on me, and let's go to the Pringle house.

- You can see for yourself. - Doesn't anybody believe him?

I believe him.

That's because instead of brains in your head...

you got funny putty.

Then believe me!

Boss, maybe we should check it out.

Well, you know, your silver would be safe then.

It'd save Lulu from moving into your bedroom.

Rosco, you said the magic words. Alright, check it out.

But put cuffs on him first. And let me know what you find out.

Because I'm staying here with my silver, irregardless...

'cause I never did trust a Duke.

You ain't coming this time.

You stay here. Boss will take care of you.

C'mon, Rosco, Cletus. Let's go.

- Yeah, alright. - Don't run off with my cuffs.

And you-you, over there now. Just don't move.

You go on. I hate a coward.

Go on.

Come on, Rosco. You look fine.

Cletus, come on.

Hey Cletus.

- Ooh. - Just watch!

- What did you do that for? - I'm going.

- Don't leave me here. - Hush.

Rosco, everything's gone:

the silver bars, the smelter, everything.

- What happened? - Two guys came down here.

They hit me with something, I don't know.

Then they took all that stuff and scooted out of here.

That's a lie. You just lie all the time.

It's not a lie. Look at my face. You think I did that to myself?

I don't put anything past you Dukes.

Here, Cletus. Here, cuff them.

Rosco, you're making a big mistake.

Just cuff them and we'll stuff them.

Hold that.

Rosco, I wouldn't go back there. I think there's a ghost.

What?

Will you hush? There ain't no such thing as ghosts.

They're just...

Why we're wasting time when the real crooks is getting away?

Will you just get on with them? Get them on. Get them on.

You're wrong. The real crooks are headed for the slammer.

I love it, I love it.

Rosco's thinking was up to its usual stunts...

while Boss was holding down the fort, walking guard.

Alright, hog-belly, freeze!

That goes for you, too, ma'am.

If you don't mind.

No, don't-don't-don't shoot! Don't shoot. Don't shoot!

Look, that stuff ain't worth nothing, it only looks pretty.

But you know, it ain't worth anything, it's papier-mache.

Bo and Luke, this is your Uncle Jesse. Do you read me?

This is your Uncle Jesse. They're not answering.

I know, it's no use.

We gotta let Sheriff Rosco know there's something wrong.

There is something wrong. I got a funny feeling in my bones...

that the sun isn't shining.

Uncle Jesse!

Dumb idiot!

800 acres and you gotta run over me?

- Bye-bye, Hazzard! - Bye-bye.

I thank you kindly.

Boss. Mary Lou.

What happened, J.D.?

I've been robbed again!

- They left before you got here. - Who robbed you? Do you know?

Get me out of here.

Must've been that green van that nearly ran over us.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane...

calling his little fat buddy.

Little buddy, got your ears on? Come back.

Rosco, I ain't your little buddy. And where are you at?

Boss, I'm out at the Pringle house.

Them Duke boys did it to us again.

Lied about the silver, and the smelting...

and all them crooks, and all that.

They're just lies, a bunch of succotash.

Well, of course, it was, you pinhead. It was a decoy.

While Luke Duke had you off gallivanting...

the rest of the Duke gang broke in here, assaulted me...

and stole all my silver Hogg-looms!

You're wrong about them Duke boys...

Stay out of this...

or I'm gonna run you in with your thieving kin!

Rosco, you there? Start moving and drag in them Duke boys.

I'm gonna lock them up till Hades freezes over!

That's a big 10-4. I'm beginning to drag now.

I'll be on... Wait, freeze!

Will you hush?

Boss, listen, the Duke boys

just took off in Cletus' car.

- But we're in hot pursuit. - Dang.

Hey, look what Cletus left us.

Gotta remember to tell him how obliged we are.

There you go. Hold it steady.

This is J.D. Hogg calling Sheriff Coltrane.

Rosco, what's going on out there? Over.

Don't worry, fat little buddy. I'm hot on their tail.

Boys, this is your Uncle Jesse.

I saw those crooks headed north out of town in a green van.

Do you read me?

It's manna from heaven, Uncle Jesse.

- Much obliged. - Come on, girls.

We're gonna go help them boys.

You ain't going nowhere without me, Jesse Duke.

It's my silver!

I think we got clear sailing ahead.

How's it going back there?

Just about ready to start cooking, Son.

- Hot doggie, Pa. - Hot doggie.

Look at all that smoke.

What do you suppose it is they're burning?

You can bet it ain't oil.

My guess is they're cooking up Boss' silver.

Great, if they do that

there ain't gonna be no way to prove we didn't steal it.

You're sharp.

There is a way, though. If we could stop them...

You asked for it.

Damn! Pa!

The fuzz is after us. We ain't got no more time for that.

Chuck it in, Pa.

I need more time. This ain't chicken gumbo I'm making.

Let's see what Cletus got in his bag of tricks here.

- There ain't nothing in here. - How about this thing here?

That might do it.

- You got one shot, Cousin. - I'm gonna wing this guy.

Alright.

See if you can pull up close for me to pull a Santa Claus.

I'll ride this sled right up their chimney.

Hang on out there, now.

Pa, I think there's something on our roof...

and it don't sound like mice.

Shut up and drive.

They're watching, Luke.

Freeze!

And so them father-son silver bandits were finally nabbed.

All the Hogg family heirlooms had been melted down...

except one: Boss' silver-engraved baby pot.

But Daisy got her job back, and Bo and Luke were cleared.

J.D. HOGG Presents TAMMY WYNETTE - FREE

Even Boss still had some things

working for him...

like the Hazzard speed trap.

Whenever he heard somebody was driving through Hazzard...

he'd have Rosco nail them for driving over 55 mph...

then give them their choice:

six months in jail, or one free song at the Boars Nest.

♪ Wish that I was on old Rocky Top ♪

♪ Down in the Tennessee hills ♪

♪ Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top ♪

♪ Ain't no telephone bill ♪

♪ Once I had a man on Rocky Top ♪

♪ A half bear the other half cat ♪

♪ Wild as a mink but sweet as soda-pop ♪

♪ Now I still dream about that ♪

♪ Rocky Top, you'll always be ♪

♪ Home sweet home to me ♪

♪ Good ol' Rocky Top ♪

♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪

♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪

♪ Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top ♪

♪ Lookin' for a moonshine still ♪

♪ They ain't never left the Rocky Top ♪

♪ Reckon they never will ♪

♪ Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top ♪

♪ The dirt's too rocky by far ♪

♪ That's why all the folks on Rocky Top ♪

♪ Get their corn from a jar ♪

♪ Rocky Top, you'll always be ♪

♪ Home sweet home to me ♪

♪ Good ol' Rocky Top ♪

♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪

♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪

♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪♪

Oh, call me Tammy please.

It's a pleasure having you in Hazzard, Miss Wynette.

I can't believe you're here.

That fine performance of yours...

just squares the fine on this speeding ticket...

Tammy.

You can call me Miss Wynette.

Let's go, kids.

Mary Lou, don't you worry about a thing.

Me and Luke will make sure that house is cleaned up...

and we'll sell it for you, too.

- I don't know how to thank you. - Well, I do.

Yeah.

Well, thanks a lot, Bo.

Yeah, you're welcome.

- Bye, Daisy. - Bye, Mary Lou.

- Bye, Mary Lou. - Bye-bye.

- Bye, Mary Lou. - Bye.

Well, that's it, folks.

Proves again you never know what's coming next...

in Hazzard County.