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♪ JUST A-GOOD OLD BOYS ♪
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♪ NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM ♪
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♪ BEATS ALL YOU NEVER SAW ♪
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♪ BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW ♪
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♪ SINCE THE DAY THEY WAS BORN ♪
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♪ STRAIGHTENIN' THE CURVES ♪
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♪ FLATTENIN' THE HILLS ♪
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♪ SOME DAY THE
MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM ♪
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♪ BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL ♪
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♪ MAKIN' THEIR WAY ♪
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♪ THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW ♪
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♪ THAT'S JUST A
LITTLE BIT MORE ♪
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♪ THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW ♪
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OLD BOYS ♪
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♪ WOULDN'T CHANGE
IF THEY COULD ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN' THE SYSTEM ♪
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♪ LIKE TWO MODERN-DAY
ROBIN HOODS ♪
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Now, you may notice
something unusual here.
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A Hazzard police car
that ain't chasing nothin'.
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And the reason
Dep. Enos Strate...
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is acting like a hound-dog
chasing his tail...
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is cause he is putting an
edge on his driving skills.
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You see, like most of us, old
Enos just had a secret dream.
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And the difference
between him and most folks...
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is that Enos is either too
dumb or too smart to ever let go.
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Enos's dream is to be a
police officer in a big city.
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Now, the question
that comes to mind...
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is there any big
city ready for this?
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This is the story of how...
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Enos Strate, least
likely candidate...
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is going to the
Los Angeles police.
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Which never would've happened...
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if the Dukes hadn't been
on their annual trip to Atlanta.
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Y'all are keeping up
with this, ain't you?
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Now remember, Uncle Jesse.
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Say "cheese" when I tell you.
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That reminds me I ain't
had nothing but a praline...
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since breakfast this morning.
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Now, hurry it up.
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You make a move in the next
two minutes, and it'll be your last.
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Uncle Jesse, give
me a big old smile.
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- Cosgroves.
- A piece of cake.
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- They never knew what hit them.
- They will now, you idiots.
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That's enough picture-taking.
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I'm all posed out.
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She took your photograph
when you came out of the bank.
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Just after you ripped
off your ski mask.
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Tail her!
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You grab that film at the
first lonely spot she passes.
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No traffic in either direction.
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- This is the place.
- Run her off the road.
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That fellow must've
won his driver's license...
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in a turkey shoot.
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No way, Uncle Jesse. He
knew exactly what he was doing.
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Bo? Luke? Will you come in
before I start crying out loud?
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We got you, Daisy.
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Some jasper in a big sedan
tried to run me off the road...
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about half a mile
past Eagle Rock.
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That means you can't be more
than a minute or so ahead of us.
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Just make that a half a minute,
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'cause he looks like
he's gonna try it again.
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You watch the
road. I'll watch them.
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Here they come again.
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Let's see if we can get
a look at their plates.
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They ain't got no plates.
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Let's get them.
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Pull up before they
knock us off the road.
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Then how do we get that film?
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We can trace the truck
and that orange bomb...
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with their license plates.
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Provided we live long
enough to do it. Pull up, I said.
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I think we ought to chase them
and teach them some manners.
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We'd better check on
Uncle Jesse and Daisy...
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to make sure they're safe...
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and make sure
they stay that way.
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Thanks, guys. I'll return
the favor someday.
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Anything for you, darling.
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Lest go to the junkyard and see
if we can pick up a new fender.
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The way you drive, we better
get a new right quarter panel.
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-A left quarter
panel -Alright, alright.
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If you're wondering
what this has got to do...
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with Enos joining the L.A.
Police, we're getting to that.
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Meanwhile, back in Hazzard...
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Boss is proving that it
ain't but a short step...
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from gluttony to gout.
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Cousin Boss, I've been
looking everywhere for you.
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Any fool would know I'd
been out on the football field...
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practicing placement
kicking with my sore foot.
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What did you want, anyway?
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I wanna talk to you
about getting a job.
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What about your
job at the junkyard?
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- I got fired.
- You did?
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You came to the right
man at the wrong time.
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I got this here gout.
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But don't forget,
Cousin Boss, I'm kin.
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If you call being a third
cousin 20 times removed kin...
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then you're kin.
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Let me see what I've got
here on the vacancy list.
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- How about garbage truck help?
- Garbage truck?
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It pays you $10 a day
and all you can eat.
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Cousin Boss!
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Alright, you can be
official town Santy Claus.
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Okay.
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Morning, Miss Tisdale.
Any mail for me?
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You have to take a number
just like everybody else.
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Number one.
- That's me.
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Identification, Enos.
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Golly, Miss Tisdale.
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You've known me
since I was born...
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even before I was born.
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Sorry, Enos, but
regulations is regulations.
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- Thank you Miss Tisdale, bye.
- Bye.
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Ain't it a shame, there ain't
no place safe from bureaucracy.
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- Hi Luke. Hey, Bo. Hi Daisy.
- Hey.
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Two letters in the same day.
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd swear you was carrying
on a mail-order romance.
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I wouldn't do that, Luke.
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These here are
two more answers...
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to my police department
job applications.
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New York City and Philadelphia.
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You're really going after
the big time, ain't you?
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Golly, I've been turned down
by so many police departments...
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I'm almost afraid to open these.
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Go ahead, Enos, open
the one from New York.
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Here, you read it, Bo.
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It says, right here it says...
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"Try applying to the
Chicago Police Department."
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I'll bet you'll have
your choice...
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of three or four big-city
jobs by tomorrow.
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Seems like I started sending
out these applications...
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when postage was
only three cents a letter.
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They've all got a place...
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to list all the important
crimes you've solved.
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All I could put down was
rescuing Mrs. Finster's cat...
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from a telephone
pole and finding...
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Abner Peabody's long-johns
after the hurricane of '72.
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You just keep filling out
those applications, Enos.
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- I'll see y'all.
- Yeah.
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You know, friends, I bet old
Abe Lincoln's qualifications...
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didn't look too good on paper
when he started out, either.
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Remember these old boys?
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Well, here's where things
start picking up steam.
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The first duties of
a good police dog...
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is to take orders immediately.
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Now, get ready.
Alright, ten-hut.
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Ten-hut.
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- At ease!
- That's pretty good, Sheriff.
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He's got half of it
down pat already.
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Enos, will you hush?
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Just hush.
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I'm gonna teach you one
now that's really important.
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It's called fetch. You ready?
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Here it comes. Get
ready, here it goes.
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Fetch!
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Fetch means... In French,
that means for you to go get it.
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I tell you, I'm gonna show
you just this one time, okay?
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Now, you got to sniff it out.
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Then you need to snap it...
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and play with it.
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See?
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I didn't know these
things were flavored.
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Which reminds me, I
haven't had lunch yet.
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Me and Flash will
hold down the fort.
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I'm going down to the
eat-bite and get a corn dog.
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You gotta love 'em.
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Rosco!
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- Sorry. You got it again?
- Yeah, no thanks to you!
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Why are you blaming me?
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You let me marry that fat
sister of yours, and now...
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all because of her rich
cooking, I got me the gout!
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That hound of
yours still breathing?
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That's Flash. I got
a good deal on him.
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I got him from Police
Gazette magazine.
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I'll tell you one thing, Boss...
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he can smell a
crook about a mile off.
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Oh, my leg. Don't touch me!
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Don't touch it.
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Here, take these latest wanted
posters from Capitol City...
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and tack them up,
would you? Here.
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What have you got them
other fool papers for, anyhow?
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to leave Hazzard, Mr. Hogg...
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to save my self-respect.
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Well, how much self
respect do you need?
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You're already the
most self-respected
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deputy we got around here.
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I just can't go on.
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Taking part in all them
dirty tricks you make us do.
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Dirty tricks? What dirty
tricks? Name one! Go ahead.
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Setting up speed
traps for the tourists.
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Putting up 'No Parking' signs
where people's already parked.
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Making detours to make all the
highways pass the Boars Nest.
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Charging me mileage
when I'm on patrol.
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He said name one.
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Not the whole history
of Hazzard County.
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Insisting I buy a new
uniform every three months...
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from Mr. Hogg's dry goods store.
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And you look nice in it, too.
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Well, Sheriff...
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I just can't go on
obeying your orders...
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to frame the
Duke boys into jail.
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Well, that's the
American way, isn't it?
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"Do unto others before
they do unto you."
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No, sir, Mr. Hogg, it ain't.
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That's why I've been trying
to get a job someplace else.
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A man's got to do what
he's got to do, Mr. Hogg.
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You do what you got to do...
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and I'm about to
do what I gotta do.
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- You're fired!
- Fired?
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Fired?
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Yeah, as of Friday.
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You are hereby
dismissed, discharged...
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disassembled and disconnected.
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HAZZARD GARAGE - OFFICE
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Don't let them see that car.
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Remind me to thank the
Motor Vehicle Department.
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They led us straight
to that orange buzz-ball.
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And the pickup is registered
to the same address.
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A place called "Duke Farm."
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If he takes the film now, it
ought to be there by noon.
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Yeah, it says,
"One-Day Service."
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We ought to get them things
back by tomorrow afternoon.
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Hand this to him, Bo.
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Didn't realize you were in
such a hurry to get out of town.
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You must have six,
seven letters there.
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I'm not in a hurry to get
out Bo. I love Hazzard.
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It's just that...
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Mr. Hogg fired
me, effective Friday.
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He what?
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What possessed him to
do a stupid thing like that?
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I told him and Sheriff...
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I wouldn't take part in any
more dirty tricks to frame y'all.
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- See y'all.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks a lot, Enos.
- Okay, Bo. See you, buddy.
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That ain't right, Bo.
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Come on, let's do
something about it.
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You will snap, and
snarl, and bite, and...
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Rosco, we'd like a word
with you about Enos.
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And what word would you like?
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Hockey puck?
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Butter fingers?
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Or just plain old dipstick?
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Rosco, how could
you let Boss fire Enos...
245
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:45,010
when he does twice the
work for half the pay...
246
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,710
as you or any deputy
you've ever had?
247
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,500
Let me tell you something.
248
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,930
I'm just as sorry
about that as you are.
249
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,720
Maybe even more so.
250
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:56,290
But you know as well as I do
251
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,290
that Boss's word
is law around here.
252
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:03,420
Come Friday...
253
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,690
you know where Enos's
badge is going to be, don't you?
254
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:09,040
It's going to be right
here, on the collar...
255
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,950
of this canine sleuth...
256
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,040
who works twice as
fast, got a higher IQ...
257
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,390
and works for dog biscuits.
258
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:22,440
Glad to see I'm not the
only one who couldn't sleep.
259
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:26,010
Nothing better for can't-sleep
than bread and milk. Have some.
260
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,580
So far, it ain't
working, though.
261
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,410
Let's not kid ourselves.
262
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,930
The reason we're up is 'cause
we're worried about Enos.
263
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,330
I can't believe, after all
these years of faithful service...
264
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,110
that Boss would
treat him like that.
265
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,290
The way J.D. treats him,
you'd think he's one of us.
266
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,250
Well, he practically
is, isn't he?
267
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,030
We gotta be able
to do something.
268
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,640
Wait a minute.
269
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,600
I bet if we
circulate a petition...
270
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,340
we can force Boss Hogg to do it.
271
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,340
Everybody in Hazzard
County owes the Boss money.
272
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:56,000
What would he'd do if he
saw their names on a petition?
273
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,650
Uncle Jesse, there's got
to be something we can do.
274
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,790
Well, one thing for sure.
275
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:03,270
We're not gonna be able
to help him if we're all...
276
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,530
bleary-eyed from lack of sleep.
277
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,970
So let's get to bed and
we'll attack it anew tomorrow.
278
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,060
Yes, sir.
279
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,670
Uncle Jesse...
280
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,920
Tomorrow's a whole new
day. We'll figure something out.
281
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,420
Check the glove
compartment in the pickup.
282
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,470
Maybe she left
the camera in there.
283
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,300
- You, search that orange bomb.
- What if we don't find anything?
284
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,780
We'll just have to pay
the Dukes a surprise visit.
285
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,870
I can't get the
dang horn to stop!
286
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,440
It's too late for that. You
blew it. Let's get out of here.
287
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,930
If you think getting
out of bed is tough...
288
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,970
just look how they do
it in Hazzard County.
289
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,900
Get them lights out!
290
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,510
Daisy, you get inside.
I'm coming, boys!
291
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,090
Who was that?
292
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,000
I don't know, Uncle Jesse, but
I think you scared them away.
293
00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:28,830
Well, they ain't
getting away that easy.
294
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,440
Jack it, they shot out
the tire on the General.
295
00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:35,010
Dang pickup truck, too.
296
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,620
And they crippled the jeep, too.
297
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:42,710
We sure as heck ain't
gonna get very far on foot.
298
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,760
This sure hasn't
been our day, has it?
299
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,500
First some dumb cluck
tries to run us off the road...
300
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,850
then Lord-knows-who
tried to steal our pickup.
301
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,460
There's two things we can do.
302
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,940
We can start praying now...
303
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:58,210
and get a hold of
Rosco in the morning.
304
00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,340
Rosco ain't gonna
do nothing about it.
305
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:05,260
That's why I'm counting
so much on the praying.
306
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,780
Course, y'all gotta remember...
307
00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,570
that the Dukes
have been shot at...
308
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,650
by everybody from
Indians to revenuers.
309
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,700
During the shooting, old
Boss was plucking a pigeon...
310
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,920
to feather his own nest.
311
00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:20,360
- Now, then, Cousin Cletus.
- Yes, sir.
312
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,230
If you're gonna be a
deputy sheriff around here...
313
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,930
you gotta take a
civil service exam.
314
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,930
And you gotta pay an
examiner's fee of $25. You got it?
315
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,110
Yup.
316
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,460
- I mean the money.
- Yes, sir.
317
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:37,510
- Who do I pay it to?
- Pay the examiner.
318
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,070
Namely, me.
319
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,900
Alright. Now then,
question number one:
320
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:45,950
If you're patrolling the
street as a Deputy...
321
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,360
and you see an
out-of-state car...
322
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,390
parked on the street,
what do you do?
323
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,390
Walk up to them
nice folks and say,
324
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,960
"Hi, welcome to Hazzard County."
325
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,740
Wrong.
326
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:59,090
You pick this up and you put
it on the curb next to the car.
327
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,140
Then you write them
up a parking ticket.
328
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,790
I never knew there's so
much to being a deputy.
329
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:09,630
Flash, you've got your own
crime wave of fleas going here.
330
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,600
Rosco, we'd like to report
an attempted burglary.
331
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,460
- Who'd you burgle?
- Rosco!
332
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,460
We weren't the burglars.
333
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,290
It's sure a fact that
you're not the burglarees...
334
00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:22,250
because you Dukes are poor.
Everybody in Hazzard knows that.
335
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:26,430
You're as poor as church
mices... Meeces... Mouses.
336
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,820
Then maybe they're strangers
from out of town, Sheriff.
337
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,560
Enos, of course
they were strangers.
338
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:34,130
Because they was a figment
of these Dukes' imagination.
339
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,610
If they were real, you
should've spotted them.
340
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,660
And I could've gone to the
Boss and saved your job.
341
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,570
That ain't a half-bad idea.
342
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,310
Ain't nobody gonna believe that.
343
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,320
The Boss sure ain't
gonna believe it...
344
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,100
because I don't even believe
it. Alright you Dukes, out.
345
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,970
- I'm going, too.
- I hate clutter.
346
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:55,280
- Movie about you.
- Will you hush?
347
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,890
Bye, Enos.
348
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:01,290
Now... where were we?
349
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:21,130
Meanwhile, the bank
robbers were at it again.
350
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,090
They had to get them pictures.
351
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,700
Which meant getting Daisy.
352
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,950
Since all of Rosco's
patrols was designed...
353
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:32,450
so he could keep an
eye on the Dukes...
354
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:35,280
it weren't no coincidence
that Enos was out patrolling...
355
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,190
that very same
road, later that day.
356
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,080
Daisy, look out!
357
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:13,270
Uncle Jesse ain't gonna be
too happy with your driving skills.
358
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,530
When I get my hands on
the fellow who did this...
359
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,930
- Turn around.
- Do it real slow.
360
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,280
Grab the girl and get her out
of here. I'll keep them covered.
361
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,590
Freeze! Now drop your gun.
362
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,160
Enos, behind you!
363
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,690
Bo!
364
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,990
Take one step and the next
will be on the way to your funeral.
365
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,560
Hold on, we don't want them
to hurt either one of them.
366
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,100
Looks to me like old
officer Enos Strate...
367
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:05,110
is an awful long way from
joining the Los Angeles Police.
368
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,950
Will you boys quit
trying to pull the wool...
369
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,720
over this experienced
officer's eyes?
370
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,500
You do it all the time.
371
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,720
I'll tell you one thing, if Daisy
Duke has been kidnapped...
372
00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:17,120
then you boys
must've kidnapped her.
373
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,690
Why the heck would we
do a stupid thing like that?
374
00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:23,560
So a stupid thing like this...
375
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,600
could catch the kidnappers...
376
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,480
which don't exist
in the first place.
377
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,170
What happens to
me ain't important.
378
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,230
It's Daisy we're worried
about. She was kidnapped...
379
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,660
and I got a lump on
my neck to prove it.
380
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,830
How'd you like a
lump in the front?
381
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,140
It's gonna take Cooter a
week to fix that pickup truck.
382
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,490
They run us clean
off the side of the road!
383
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,410
You boys got to be careful...
384
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:46,710
because faking a hit-and-run,
now that is serious business.
385
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,800
You can get into
real trouble for that.
386
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,370
Not half the trouble as
what Daisy's in right now.
387
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,810
Rosco, they run us right
off the road, deliberate...
388
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,630
just so they could take her.
389
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,160
What for? Ransom?
390
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,420
You Dukes are poor.
391
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:03,690
If money was polecat perfume...
392
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,520
they couldn't smell them
through a barbwire fence.
393
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,610
Look, Rosco, you know
that and we know that.
394
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,780
But whoever took
Daisy don't know it.
395
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,520
That sort of leaves her
between a rock and a hard place.
396
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:18,530
Possum on a gum bush!
397
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,620
Even though we know
what we're up against...
398
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,440
we don't know who or why.
399
00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:24,840
Bo? Luke? You listening?
400
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,750
That's Daisy!
401
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,370
And some of her
brand new friends.
402
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,370
This is Luke. Read you
loud and clear. Come back.
403
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:34,930
I'll make this short and sweet.
404
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,550
Your cousin for
that roll of film
405
00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:38,240
she happened to take in Atlanta.
406
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:39,980
What roll of film is that?
407
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:43,770
All we know about is a couple
of snapshots of our Uncle Jesse.
408
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:46,900
Well, she can take some more
of them when we let her go.
409
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,040
Should I say, if we let her go.
410
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,400
I want the prints
and the negatives.
411
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:53,260
And I want them fast.
412
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,170
Sir, I'm afraid
we can't do that.
413
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:57,230
We dropped the film off at
the photo-processing place...
414
00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,260
and it won't be back
till this afternoon.
415
00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:01,350
Then there's nothing
to say till then.
416
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,270
That's where you're wrong.
417
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,050
How can we be sure
that Daisy's alright?
418
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,970
Don't worry about me, fellows.
419
00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:09,530
They ain't laid a
hand on me yet.
420
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,230
And they ain't about
to, neither, Daisy.
421
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,760
You just relax, now.
422
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,320
As long as I'm on the force...
423
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:15,890
ain't nothing gonna
happen to you.
424
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,110
Take my word on it.
425
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,890
Thanks, Enos. That makes
me feel a whole lot better.
426
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,460
Especially since
everybody knows...
427
00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:24,150
your word's as good
as money in the bank.
428
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,210
No tricks, now...
429
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:30,290
if you ever want to
see your cousin again.
430
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,300
You know what Daisy said
about money in the bank?
431
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,610
Didn't it sound to you like she
was trying to tell us something?
432
00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:38,610
Like what?
433
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:40,650
She sure laid heavy
on the word "bank."
434
00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,220
She could've meant piggy-bank...
435
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,000
blood bank, maybe
Boss Hogg's bank.
436
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,740
I bet Atlanta National Bank.
437
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,230
We got a teletype yesterday
about it being robbed...
438
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:49,920
while y'all were in Atlanta.
439
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:51,970
That's where she
took them pictures.
440
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:54,270
Right in front of the
bank, just before it opened.
441
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,150
You don't suppose she...
442
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:59,500
Got them bank robbers in the
snapshot, purely by accident.
443
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,110
They won't stop at
anything to get that film back.
444
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,780
Afternoon, Miss Tisdale.
Could I have my mail?
445
00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:09,330
It's that yellow envelope
you just put in the box.
446
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,940
Sorry, Bo. Can't hand it out
447
00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:13,250
until all the mail is
sorted. Regulations.
448
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:14,900
In the meantime, take a number.
449
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,510
- Yes ma'am.
- Number one.
450
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,040
Right here, ma'am.
451
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,220
Sorry, this letter is
addressed to Luke.
452
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:28,830
Number two.
453
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,750
Here you go.
454
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:33,400
Gotta show your ID.
455
00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:35,660
Here's my ID, Miss Tisdale.
456
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,490
Thank you, Luke.
457
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,970
Be sure and say hello to your
handsome Uncle Jesse for me.
458
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,060
Yes ma'am.
459
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:44,540
Y'all come back now, hear?
460
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,720
Alright, here they are.
461
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:49,200
- Here's one of Uncle Jesse.
- Yeah.
462
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:53,640
That clock reads 8:58. That's
two minutes before opening time.
463
00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:56,820
If it's just before opening then
those guys must be the robbers.
464
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,380
I know those guys,
I've seen them before...
465
00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:00,730
I can't remember where.
466
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,000
Country Cousins, you know who.
467
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,170
I sure hope you're
smart enough to tell time.
468
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:08,830
We're smart enough to know
that you're going to be doing time...
469
00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:10,830
if anything happens to Daisy.
470
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,310
That depends on whether
or not you've got the film.
471
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,010
We got the film, alright.
472
00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:17,440
By the looks of it,
we better turn it over...
473
00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:19,190
to the local sheriff.
474
00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:21,710
Them fellows can be
pretty stubborn sometimes.
475
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,060
Why don't you let me
speak to them again?
476
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:27,240
Alright, but mind what you say.
477
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,070
Please, boys, do
whatever they ask.
478
00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:32,020
The fishing is real bad here...
479
00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:34,260
and looks like they're
getting nervous trigger fingers.
480
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,380
So if you ever
wanna see me again...
481
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:38,070
I suggest you just
keep on trucking.
482
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,210
Tangling with sweet Daisy...
483
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,260
is like trying to put
socks on a rooster.
484
00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:55,570
Daisy, you alright?
485
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:58,530
She is for now.
But she's dead...
486
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,050
if you're not on the south side
of Benson's Gulch... at 4:00.
487
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,880
I'm so mad I could chew nails.
488
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:08,760
You reckon we throw in the
towel and give them the pictures?
489
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,670
She was trying to
tell us something.
490
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,500
She said the
fishing was terrible.
491
00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:14,720
She's trying to clue us
in as to where she's at.
492
00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:16,810
She did a pretty good job...
493
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,300
'cause there's only two
places around here...
494
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,510
where the fishing is bad.
495
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,900
That'd be the old
quarry and Crater Lake.
496
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:24,510
The old quarry is over
the hills we wouldn't get...
497
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,740
radio transmission from here.
498
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,210
It's got to be Crater Lake.
499
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,990
There's a bunch of
shacks up there, too.
500
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,260
She ain't gonna be in
any of them, she told us...
501
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:33,390
to keep on trucking.
502
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,170
She's in a truck!
503
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,870
Must be the same 3-tonner
that ran us off the road.
504
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,880
We can get the sheriff to help
us, now that we've got evidence.
505
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,570
Trouble is, Enos
forgot that Rosco...
506
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:45,970
tended to be just
a tad bullheaded.
507
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,670
You see them two fellows
behind Uncle Jesse?
508
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,450
They're the same ones
who grabbed Daisy.
509
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,240
Now there's four of them,
two more joined up with them.
510
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,330
If you two don't pound the
bung in the cider barrel...
511
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,110
I know, you went to Atlanta...
512
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,590
and faked these pictures,
to sell me a bill of goods.
513
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,510
Well, Flash and me, we just
don't buy it. Do we, Flash?
514
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,820
- Well, that was a waste of time.
- As usual.
515
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,990
Enos, do us a favor and
put these someplace safe.
516
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,430
I might be going with you.
517
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,610
No, Enos, you
ain't going anyplace.
518
00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:17,390
You're going to stay here
and finish the odds and ends...
519
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,480
before you join that throng
of unemployed tomorrow.
520
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:28,660
Sheriff...
521
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,750
if you won't give
me your permission
522
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840
I'm going AWOL to help Daisy.
523
00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,410
No, wait a minute, Enos.
524
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,410
Let me just ask you one favor.
525
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,720
- Would you do me one favor?
- Yes, sir.
526
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,550
Before you go, there is a big...
527
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:44,070
hairy cockroach
in that holding cell...
528
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,940
and it gives me the queasies.
Would you kill it for me?
529
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,290
Then will you let
me go, Sheriff?
530
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:51,690
Anything your heart
desires, just kill that thing.
531
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,430
Where's the broom, Sheriff?
532
00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:55,600
In there, in the cell.
533
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,520
It's right there
in the corner...
534
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,480
it's a big fuzzy
with big antennae.
535
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,780
Now, I not only got a
cockroach in the holding cell...
536
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,520
but I got a dipstick, too.
537
00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:05,740
You lied to me, Sheriff.
538
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,530
I had to, Enos because
if I'd let you go AWOL...
539
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,270
it'd be on your record
and you couldn't get a job...
540
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,360
in any police
department in the world.
541
00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:18,450
Some of the things that are
done in the name of friendship.
542
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,240
The shame of it all.
543
00:29:08,410 --> 00:29:09,780
There's the truck
we're looking for.
544
00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:11,680
I'll shimmy up
that tree up above.
545
00:29:11,770 --> 00:29:15,420
That way we can hit them top
and bottom at the same time.
546
00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:16,860
Let's do it.
547
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,130
Now, Bo!
548
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:37,700
It's empty up here.
549
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,880
Down here, too. They
must have flown the coop.
550
00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:42,450
You at the truck.
Luke and Bo Duke!
551
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:45,020
Step out where I can
keep an eye on you.
552
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,060
We better do what they say.
553
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:52,820
I figured you might have caught
the hint the lady threw you...
554
00:29:52,850 --> 00:29:54,980
and try to jump
us ahead of time.
555
00:29:55,070 --> 00:29:57,460
That's why we've been
waiting for you up here.
556
00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,640
Now toss up that film!
557
00:30:00,470 --> 00:30:03,080
We can't hardly do that.
We didn't bring it with us.
558
00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:06,260
Then I'm lucky I didn't
forget to bring this.
559
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,390
What's it going to be?
560
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:12,170
Sir, we ain't got the film.
You've got to believe us!
561
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:13,870
That's where you're
wrong, plowboy.
562
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,530
All I gotta do... is this.
563
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:19,620
Look, we're telling the truth.
564
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,790
There ain't no way we'd do
nothing to put Daisy in danger.
565
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,230
Alright, we'll stick
to the original deal.
566
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,970
Bring that film to the south
side of Benson's Gulch at 4:00.
567
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,890
And when you do,
you better be alone...
568
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:35,020
or she won't be
going back with you.
569
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:36,980
We'd better shake it.
It's almost 4:00 now.
570
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,290
Hey, Boss.
571
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:47,430
You munching on
those pralines again?
572
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:50,650
I bet that's about five pounds
you've eaten since lunch.
573
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,660
Aren't you afraid you're
going to get a gut ache?
574
00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:58,130
Well, I'm hoping to get a
gut ache in my stomach...
575
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:01,480
to distract me from this
gout ache in my foot.
576
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:05,140
- What you want here, anyway?
- Well...
577
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:07,620
Boss, I was just thinking
about Enos, you know.
578
00:31:07,710 --> 00:31:10,280
Good deputies, they
just don't grow on trees.
579
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,410
No, they hang from
them by their tails.
580
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:17,330
Boss, I'm sort of getting
used to Enos, you know...
581
00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,720
and I sort of like
to have him around.
582
00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:21,950
I was just wondering if I could
get you to change your mind
583
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,940
Why would I do
a thing like that?
584
00:31:24,030 --> 00:31:26,250
For 15% of my pay.
585
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,900
Well, I'm already
collecting 15% of your pay.
586
00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:32,910
Well... 20%.
587
00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:34,820
25%?
588
00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:38,090
Boss, listen. You know...
589
00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:39,830
that Enos works hard.
590
00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,870
You know he works
seven days a week...
591
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,610
and he works 14 hours a day...
592
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,180
Now, I do know that
he has some bad habits.
593
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,830
He can't be bribed,
or bought, or fixed.
594
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,490
But even though he
has those terrible faults...
595
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:52,320
I'm willing to forgive
him if you are...
596
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,960
you know, maybe give
him another chance.
597
00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,460
30% after taxes.
598
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:02,020
- The answer is still no.
- Still no?
599
00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:03,820
On account of, I've
already found someone...
600
00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:07,380
who's willing to kick
back 50% of his pay.
601
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,730
Who would be that stupid...
602
00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:12,160
My third cousin, twice
removed, Cletus Hogg.
603
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,340
- Cletus Hogg?
- Yeah, Cletus Hogg.
604
00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:18,210
He is stupid. I mean, even
the dipsticks call him a dipstick.
605
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,170
Well, then he'll fit in
perfect with you, won't he?
606
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:23,310
- Now, get out.
- Yeah, bye.
607
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:26,700
My foot! You...
608
00:32:28,090 --> 00:32:30,050
- Get out.
- I didn't really...
609
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:02,390
- Enos.
- Enos.
610
00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:03,520
Right here, Luke.
611
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:10,090
- What're you doing in there?
- Long story, Luke.
612
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,400
Where's them pictures?
613
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,660
What are you Duke
boys doing here?
614
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:16,010
- Just doing your job, Rosco.
- Wait a second.
615
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,400
Don't you do that. Enos!
616
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:26,410
I'm going to have you
fired before you're fired!
617
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,590
Freeze!
618
00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:30,980
Enos, come back here!
619
00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:44,560
You ain't going to
get away with this.
620
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,090
Bo and Luke are
just way too smart...
621
00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:48,040
to have any truck
with the likes of you.
622
00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:53,310
They'd do anything
for the likes of you.
623
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,920
Pity it won't do them any good.
624
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,710
What do you mean by that?
625
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:03,270
You're the only one
who can identify me.
626
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,890
I don't think I can let you
live to let you do that. Do you?
627
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:09,430
WARNING - ROAD WORK AHEAD
628
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:37,980
Now, every so often the
boys like to lead the chase...
629
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,680
through the Hazzard
County pond...
630
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,500
which, you might
notice, removes paint.
631
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,910
They told y'all to come
alone, or Daisy might get hurt.
632
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,700
I'm gonna stay here
and keep y'all covered.
633
00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:05,660
If anything happens
to us, you take over.
634
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,100
That's what I like about country
boys. They keep their word.
635
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,410
Toss them over here.
636
00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:22,720
You got the film.
637
00:36:22,810 --> 00:36:23,810
Now let her go.
638
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,330
- While they're out in the open.
- Down! They got guns!
639
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:32,340
Living in Hazzard sure keeps
an edge on the old reflexes.
640
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,950
This here's Enos. You got to
come out to Benson's Gulch.
641
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040
Them kidnappers got Daisy...
642
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:47,130
And there's nothing I can
do, or they might shoot her.
643
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,570
And right through the
Hazzard County car wash.
644
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,160
They're serious
about that, ain't they?
645
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,780
Come on, pull out. We
got what we wanted.
646
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,820
We're going after them,
Rosco. You coming?
647
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:25,260
Are you kidding me?
648
00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:27,090
I'll stay here and
set up a roadblock...
649
00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:29,090
in case they head back.
650
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,840
Here. They just... Listen.
651
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,410
Quite a leap. Think
we'll get enough speed?
652
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,110
Well, halfway across.
653
00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:47,890
- Yeah?
- After them.
654
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,470
Way to fly, General.
655
00:38:34,330 --> 00:38:36,630
Enos, it looks
like they split up.
656
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,550
You go left, we'll
take the right fork.
657
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,680
That road just doubles
back to Hazzard.
658
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,600
We got to cover it from
all angles, remember?
659
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,160
Chase is up, fellows, I'm gone.
660
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,790
We'll never ditch
them in this lousy truck.
661
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,780
I know.
662
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:37,780
We'll go to Hazzard
and get faster wheels.
663
00:39:57,590 --> 00:40:00,370
What are you doing?
664
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:02,070
Just taking a shortcut.
665
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,810
I'm familiar with
your shortcuts.
666
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,070
You're gonna drive the
general to an early retirement.
667
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,520
I think we lost them.
668
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,690
You got as much
chance of losing them...
669
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:18,300
as I have of sprouting
horns, honey.
670
00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,140
Alright, fellows
better hunker down...
671
00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:27,700
You ain't gonna
believe what's coming.
672
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:42,410
Old Bo picked that up...
673
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,110
when he was a linebacker at
the Hazzard County high school.
674
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,460
You should have seen
some of them games.
675
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:49,830
I think you got their attention.
676
00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,770
Mine, too.
677
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,340
I told y'all to hunker
down, didn't I?
678
00:40:57,990 --> 00:41:01,080
Look like you're not gonna be
able to use this thing anymore.
679
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,790
Bye-bye. See you later.
680
00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:12,400
Meanwhile, Boss was on
his way to Rhuebottom's...
681
00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:14,840
to get some more pralines.
682
00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:22,930
I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg...
683
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:25,980
but have you seen a suspicious
looking car or truck go by here?
684
00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:29,590
The only suspicious-looking
thing I've seen today is you...
685
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,680
trying to impersonate
an officer.
686
00:41:31,770 --> 00:41:34,200
But Daisy could be in one
of them vehicles, Mr. Hogg.
687
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:37,550
And you could be doing the
job you're getting paid for...
688
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,640
for at least your last one
hour and fifteen minutes.
689
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,950
Now, here. Do something.
690
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,870
Take these here wanted posters,
and tack them up someplace.
691
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,830
But what about Daisy,
Mr. Hogg? We've got to help Daisy.
692
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,960
There ain't no reward
for catching Daisy...
693
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,400
and there sure is one
for catching them crooks.
694
00:41:55,490 --> 00:41:59,050
Now, you quit chasing
women and do your duty!
695
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,750
That there's an order!
696
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,140
WANTED BY FBI - TOM
GUMBS - NATHAN COSGROVES
697
00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:27,260
Sucker born every minute.
698
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:37,310
That's them!
699
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,720
Friends, you're
about to witness...
700
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,450
the bulldog tenacity...
701
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:46,230
which keeps old Enos
dreamin' and hopin'.
702
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,840
All them years of practice
are about to pay off.
703
00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:36,020
Quicksand.
704
00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:39,590
DANGER - QUICKSAND - DANGER
705
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,990
Hey, Miss Tisdale.
706
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,560
It's me, Enos Strate.
707
00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:54,430
Number one. I got
my identification.
708
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,480
Things must be getting better.
709
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,440
It used I could count on
getting three rejections a day.
710
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,920
Now I'm down to just one.
711
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,090
- Good luck to you, Enos.
- Thank you, ma'am.
712
00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:17,540
Possum on a... Hey, Bo,
Luke! Look, I've been accepted...
713
00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:19,760
by the Los Angeles Police
Department in California.
714
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:21,460
"Assigned to our
Metro Special Branch."
715
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:24,940
Hot dang, I told you it was
just a matter of time, didn't I?
716
00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:26,720
Gonna have to show
them city slickers...
717
00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:28,460
what a good old
country boy can do.
718
00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:30,990
That's what I aim to do, Luke.
719
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,040
I just got one more thing
to do in Hazzard before I go.
720
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,400
We sure are proud of you, buddy.
721
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:36,990
We'll catch you
before you leave.
722
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,690
Okay, Luke. See you.
723
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,430
- California.
- Unbelievable.
724
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,440
One gun, 958624.
725
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,350
We come to Dep. Enos
Strate's last official minute...
726
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,620
as a member of the Hazzard
County Sheriff's Office.
727
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,580
Enos, give me the hat!
728
00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:13,600
Enos.
729
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:19,560
Enos, I'm going to
knock you in the...
730
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,000
Not this time.
731
00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:30,960
Get out.
732
00:45:31,050 --> 00:45:34,180
Go on. Just get
out, and stay out.
733
00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:36,750
Just...
734
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:41,320
stay out.
735
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:48,200
Naturally, the Dukes wasn't
gonna let Enos leave town...
736
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,770
without throwing a
humdinger of a farewell party.
737
00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,680
I'd like to propose a toast.
738
00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:55,070
To Enos...
739
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:59,080
the best dang deputy
Hazzard County ever had.
740
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,860
- Hear, hear.
- Yeah.
741
00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:06,040
Enos, here's to
wishing you all the luck...
742
00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:09,390
and happiness in your new job.
743
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,350
Thank you, Daisy.
744
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,000
Enos, me and Luke are
sure going to miss you a lot...
745
00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:16,310
especially when we got them
sirens and lights behind us.
746
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,100
We'll make sure Cletus dedicates
747
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:19,410
his first illegal
parking ticket to you.
748
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,660
Thanks, Luke.
749
00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:25,020
I'd like to propose a toast.
750
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,670
To the best friends...
751
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,540
a fellow could ever have.
752
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,720
I appreciate the ride
to the airport, Daisy.
753
00:46:37,810 --> 00:46:39,940
You nervous about flying?
754
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:43,510
Yeah, I've never flown
anything, except a car.
755
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,380
You promise to write?
756
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:46,990
I'll try.
757
00:46:54,350 --> 00:46:56,180
Enos, I almost forgot.
758
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,970
It's for luck, from
all of us Dukes.
759
00:47:03,050 --> 00:47:05,010
We're awful proud of you, Enos.
760
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,190
Well, I'll try not
to let you all down.
761
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:17,850
Enos... I hate long
goodbyes, don't you?
762
00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:22,590
I don't know, I've
never been anyplace.
763
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,820
Bye, Daisy.
764
00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:44,090
Friends, you just wait till
you see what happens...
765
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,270
when the oldest virgin
in Hazzard County
766
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,790
joins the Los Angeles Police.
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