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"Coy Meets Girl."
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Look out.
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I didn't think
they'd go this far.
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Watch this.
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the
mountain might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a
little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like a
true modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪
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Yee-haw!
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That ain't General Lee,
that ain't even close.
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But that's an Apex
Rent-A-Truck...
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and Coy and Vance are in it
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because they're
doing a good turn...
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hauling some valuable antiques
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for some friends
of Uncle Jesse's...
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who moved over to Loomis.
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Now, why anybody
would leave Hazzard
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for Loomis is beyond me.
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But some folks is peculiar.
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Hey, pull over!
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Look out!
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Hey, slow down!
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That fella's driving with a full
tank, and I don't mean gasoline.
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Unless he's trying to tell us
he's run clear out of brakes...
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It'd be tricky trying
to stop him if he has
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with all fragile
antiques back there.
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I hear that, cuz.
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What Coy and
Vance didn't know...
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was that they had a
couple of runaways...
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in the back of that truck.
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A teenage orphan named Bobby
Lee and her dog named Max.
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Things are off to a
pretty good start, ain't it?
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Hey, no brakes! No brakes!
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Help us out here!
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Nice driving now.
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- You fellas alright?
- We're just fine.
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It's you boys we're
worried about.
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If you wanna stay healthy,
I'd just put my hands up...
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and move back a mite, son.
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You two ain't being
very appreciative
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since we just saved
your fool necks...
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Our brakes is working real good.
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We figured it's easy this way...
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to get you Duke
boys aside and stop...
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since you're always
helping people out and all.
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If it's cash you
want, we're so broke
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we couldn't buy
hay for a nightmare.
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Well, even if you had any cash,
it'd be chicken feed compared...
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to the valuables in that
truck you boys is driving.
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That's what we
come for. Tie them up.
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Hold it. Hold it,
I said! Freeze!
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You boys try that again,
and I'll put this rope
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through a piece of both of you!
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Here, tie them up.
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You see, the boys
just got back together...
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so they're a mite out of sync.
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No way out here now, Max.
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We gotta stay put and
wait till we get our chance.
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- Come on, get up.
- Get up.
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This ain't no picnic. Go
over there and sit down!
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Right here. Sit right there.
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You move, you won't
ever move again.
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Come on, now,
let's get out of here.
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It ain't like old Coy and Vance
ain't got enough trouble...
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with knocking each other
down in the same fight...
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but old Boss Hogg has got
something cooking for them now.
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You must have ice water
in your chubby little veins...
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you know, hijacking those
Duke boys' heirlooms.
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And here you stand, just
as cool as a cucumber...
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whipping up your batch
of creeps a la Hogg.
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They ain't called
"creeps," creep.
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- What are they called?
- They are called "crepes."
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- Crepes.
- Yeah.
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Besides, I got no
reason to fret none.
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Now that my associates
are transferring title
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to them valuable heirlooms.
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Those Duke boys will be
out of my hair once and for all.
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Once and for all.
I tell you, I love it.
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I'd just give anything to see
Coy and Vance Duke's faces.
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Well, you'll see their
faces soon enough...
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once we plant the
proper evidence on them...
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so we can send
them up the river...
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for hijacking their
own rental truck.
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How do you figure them
fellas knew our names
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and what we was hauling?
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Maybe we're just more
popular than we figured.
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Or maybe somebody
we know told them fellas...
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- what we was hauling.
- That makes sense.
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- The question is, who?
- What about Boss Hogg?
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He'd figure to be in
something like this
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right up to that
double chin of his.
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But how is he gonna
know what truck we rented
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and what we was hauling.
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- How are you?
- One of you fellas need a lift?
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Age before beauty, Vance.
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Go tell Uncle Jesse
what happened.
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And don't forget to
come back and get me.
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Well, takes me a little time
to get my wheelchair rolling...
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but I shall return.
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Get that stuff
loaded out of there.
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Now, what in the world...?
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- Where did she come from?
- Danged if I know.
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What they did know,
and Bobby Lee knew...
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was that if she
saw the hijacking...
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she could pick both of
them out in a police line-up...
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that is, if she didn't
go back to Oz first.
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Where'd she go?
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Ow!
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I'll bet they never
figured on that.
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Don't know why I'm
worried about her.
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We'd better tell Hogg
about her right quick.
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Meanwhile, Jesse and
Daisy were coming up...
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with some worries of their own
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as Jesse's friends
in Loomis called...
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and said that the boys
were way overdue.
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Well, thanks a lot, Myra.
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Coy and Vance haven't
shown up over there yet.
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And it ain't like them
to keep people waiting.
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Uncle Jesse, if they're not
back here in half an hour
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we'll go looking for them.
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Don't seem to be nobody
around except that scarecrow.
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He's dressed a heck
a lot better than I am.
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You're not gonna pour
that good sipping whiskey
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in among them crepes.
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Of course I am. It's
what makes them French.
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No. Boy, if they pour whiskey
in all their food, they must be...
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three sheets in the wind half
the time, over there in France.
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Just in the middle
of everything.
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Alright, here, you do it.
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You pour just an itty-bitty
bit of brandy in there...
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and then light it with a
match. J.D. Hogg here.
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- Say hello, from Rosco.
- You don't know who this is.
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- Who is this?
- This here is Clooney.
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- We've run into some trouble.
- What kind of trouble?
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You did get your hands
on that truck, didn't you?
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No, no, no, we got
the truck. It's just...
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Clooney told Boss about the girl
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being in the Rent-A-Truck...
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and how she probably
saw the hijacking.
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You find her, you hear me?
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Before she gets a chance
to babble everything...
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that she might've seen
to goodness knows who
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and we get an all-expense
trip up the river...
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instead of the Duke
boys like I planned.
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- You find her! That's an order.
- Alright. Alright.
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He said to find her fast.
What else was he gonna say?
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I knew he was gonna
say that anyways.
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- Did you pour that?
- Yeah, I poured.
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What are you waiting
for? Can't you light it?
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My goodness, I've gotta
do everything myself here.
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Watch this.
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Now, Bobby Lee had enough smarts
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to know that them hijackers...
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would still be looking for her.
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Sometimes when you're trying
to keep an eye behind you...
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trouble shows up in front.
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Ah! Help!
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Help!
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Help! Somebody help me!
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Help!
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Help!
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I'm sinking!
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- Help!
- Don't fight the quicksand.
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You'll only go down deeper.
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Help.
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I sure hope he handles
this better than that fight.
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I can't reach.
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Help.
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Here, grab on to this.
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Hold tight.
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Gotcha. Give me your other hand.
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- You okay, boy?
- I'm okay.
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Bobby recognized
Coy from the hijacking...
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but she wasn't
about to tell him that...
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she had seen the whole thing.
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She'd also have to fess
up to being a runaway too.
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You can catch a chill
standing in wet duds.
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Didn't go to the trouble
of pulling you out...
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- to see you die of pneumonia.
- I ain't gonna die.
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Dang right, you
ain't gonna die...
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because you gonna take
them clothes off right now.
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You ain't a he, you're a she.
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Never said what I was, one
way or the other. You did.
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I ain't never met so many
ungrateful folks in one day.
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What are you taking
your clothes off for?
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I'm taking off my shirt so
you can have something
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to put on while
you're drying off.
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Now, strip.
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I don't mean here. Use
them bushes back there.
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Alright. But you
better stay put.
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Rest your little head.
I'll stand my distance.
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For a little girl, Bobby Lee
sure gets into big trouble.
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Pulling her out
of that quicksand
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may have been the easy part.
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I know. I know I should
have told him what we seen.
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But he'd call the
police and have us back
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to that orphanage
faster than a shot.
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He sure is cute-looking.
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By the way, me and Max...
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- thank you for saving us.
- Think nothing of it.
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Well, Coy may think nothing
of it, but it looks to me...
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like Coy's got
himself a new admirer.
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No doubt about it, they
knew we was coming.
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- Well, how?
- I don't know. Tipped off.
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Are you sure you didn't
mention it to someone?
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We never told nary a soul.
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We gotta get that truck
back from those crooks.
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Some of those antiques have
been in Ed and Myra's family...
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- for five generations.
- I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
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After I pick up Coy, I'll
turn this county upside down
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to find them.
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When you reach town,
report to the sheriff.
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It'd be a waste
telling Rosco anything.
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Rosco is the only
sheriff we got.
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Don't let word of
that get around...
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- or every crook will be here.
- Would you get out of here?
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- Bye, y'all.
- Bye.
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If we don't find her, Boss is
gonna give us a hard time.
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If we don't find her, we're
gonna be doing hard time.
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- You two travel this light?
- My suitcase.
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I must've left it on the bus.
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Max and me was
riding on this bus
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and we got off
for a few minutes.
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Next thing you knew,
the bus took off without us.
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We was left with nothing.
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You won't catch up
to them standing here.
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I got me some
hijackers to catch up with.
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What a day. What a day!
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It's an obstacle course. I mean,
there's a snag in every curve.
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You know something, you
look like a little barbecued hog.
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I ain't telling you
what you look like.
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What a day. First, I find I've
a possible witness out there...
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who might foul up my
plans with the Duke boys...
245
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:11,870
and then you set fire to my
office. Thank you very much.
246
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,740
- You're welcome very much.
- Yeah? Well, I'm commandeering
247
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:18,570
your office right now until
mine's free of soot and smoke.
248
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,570
- Well, but you...
- No "buts," birdbrain.
249
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,920
I might just fine you the cost
of this here gourmet meal...
250
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,930
I was trying to
fix for my lunch...
251
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:29,450
- if I can't get it again.
- Got a minute, sheriff?
252
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,890
- Who's this now?
- Oh, good gravy.
253
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,410
Right now, he's
gonna trot his posterior
254
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,410
right over to the Dixie Diner...
255
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,460
and fetch me a
super-duper hero sandwich...
256
00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:41,980
- to use as a standby lunch.
- Wrong, wrong.
257
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,640
I'll do no such thing,
I'm not an errand boy.
258
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,510
What I am is the sheriff
of Hazzard County.
259
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,210
If that sandwich ain't
back in 10 minutes
260
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,820
you ain't got neither job.
261
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:54,340
Double lettuce, tomato,
onion and hold the mayo.
262
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,480
- Hold nothing.
- I'm gone.
263
00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,520
What's the matter?
Ain't you never seen
264
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:04,050
nothing charcoal-broiled before?
265
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,360
Sure, but not that big.
266
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,450
Boss, what do you want us
to do with this wanted poster?
267
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,010
This is Bobby Lee
Jordan. She ran away...
268
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,100
from the orphanage
over in Hatchapee County.
269
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,110
Well, let me see
that there picture.
270
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,980
They figure that she's,
uh, hitching ride over here...
271
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,330
She's wearing a
uniform. That could be her.
272
00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,900
- Who?
- That's none of your business.
273
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,420
You just find this poor
little homeless child.
274
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,860
When you do find her, I don't
want nobody else talking...
275
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,250
to that little gal but me.
276
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,210
I wanna be her only benefactor.
277
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,260
- Now, get!
- Nobody else talking to her?
278
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,090
What do you mean about...?
279
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,920
Mabel will get that.
280
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:58,230
Dang it! Hopeless! Hopeless!
281
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,540
Patience.
282
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,420
Patience.
283
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,240
Food is on the way.
284
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,030
I never figured Mr. Hogg
to be so concerned...
285
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,730
over a poor little
missing orphan.
286
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,770
She ain't missing,
she's a runaway.
287
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,080
Runaways usually run away
288
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,600
because they're
missing something.
289
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,910
- It must be love.
- You got that right.
290
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:22,040
- My turn to drive!
- I sure hate to disagree.
291
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:25,000
- But you had the last patrol.
- Are you sure?
292
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,790
I'm positive. Scout's honor.
293
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,350
- Then I owe you one.
- That ain't...
294
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,270
- That's not nice.
- It is too. You're younger.
295
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,100
- Walk around the car.
- That's not nice.
296
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,620
- Now, just wait a minute.
- Yeah?
297
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,580
That's not nice.
298
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,280
You're sure you didn't see an
Apex Rent-A-Truck go past you?
299
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,370
Mm-mm. I didn't see nothing.
300
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,990
You're kind of young to be
out on your own, ain't you?
301
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:59,080
I'm 18. I got me a job
waiting down in Atlanta.
302
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,650
Trouble is, everything I own
is in that suitcase on the bus.
303
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:05,210
You know, my ticket,
my clothes, my money.
304
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,650
I told her maybe we could
scrape up some bus fare for her.
305
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,700
Oh, sure we can. Sure we can.
306
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,310
- I don't wanna trouble you.
- No. People are supposed...
307
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,790
to help each other,
and your turn will come.
308
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,660
- This will get you to Atlanta.
- Thank you.
309
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,710
Soon as I start working,
I'll pay you back.
310
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,360
Bobby, I found some things
of mine that shrunk so much...
311
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,500
I'm sure one of
them will fit you.
312
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:28,190
We'd better get going if we're
gonna find those hijackers.
313
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,200
I wanna thank you for
everything you've done.
314
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,680
Oh, nothing at all. Just
take care of yourself.
315
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:37,380
Especially you, Coy, for
pulling me out of that pit.
316
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,730
Just a natural-born hero.
You take care, now, you hear?
317
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,900
And watch where you're
walking from now on.
318
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:48,520
I'll catch up with y'all as soon
as I let Bobby at the bus stop.
319
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,610
You can't go to work
in an outfit like that...
320
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,440
so try these on.
I'll see if I can't
321
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:56,180
- rustle up a pair of shoes...
- Thank you.
322
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,750
Don't make me feel any
worse than I do already.
323
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:07,280
If we're gonna stay out of that
orphanage, I've to stay silent.
324
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,370
- Good news. Good news.
- You sure took long enough.
325
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,110
I told you 10 minutes, didn't I?
326
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,850
Listen, I was a mess,
I had to clean up.
327
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,070
- Look at me, I'm still a mess.
- Yeah, you are.
328
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,120
And my stomach's rumbling
louder than the Dukes will...
329
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,680
when we arrest them for
hijacking, let's have lunch.
330
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,950
- There you are.
- Wait a minute.
331
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,860
- What?
- That ain't no hero sandwich.
332
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:29,430
No. See, I went
down to the Dixie Diner
333
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,560
but all the waitresses,
they were gone.
334
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,430
- Where were they?
- Out to lunch.
335
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,960
- They don't eat at their place?
- Well, not if they can help it.
336
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,960
See, I knew you wanted
some of that gourmet food...
337
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,450
so I went down
to the supermarket
338
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,140
and I brought you a present.
339
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,100
- Isn't that a nice surprise?
- Surprise, surprise.
340
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,320
Ah!
341
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,410
- It's a live lobster!
- I know.
342
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,460
Yeah. Well, I didn't wanna
bring you a dead one.
343
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,640
- It didn't look fresh.
- Oh, you...
344
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,120
What a mean little
sucker, ain't he?
345
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:12,120
- Nice place you got here.
- Thank you. It's home.
346
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,820
Me and Max is gonna
get one of those one day.
347
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,820
Aren't we, Max?
348
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,480
There's only three people
349
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,400
that could help Coy
and Vance recover...
350
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,100
them stolen antiques and
keep Boss from framing them.
351
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,060
And as Daisy was about to
help one of them leave town...
352
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,060
- Did I see what I think I saw?
- You sure did.
353
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,240
Let's go get them, partner.
354
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,640
It's them dang Duke boys.
355
00:19:56,430 --> 00:20:00,080
That's who's behind them,
and in front is real trouble.
356
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,610
Mrs. Morgan.
357
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,050
Hang on, cuz.
358
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:18,020
You know, I wish I could get
my biscuits to slide like that...
359
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,100
on the molasses.
360
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:28,900
I'm sure glad you got
straight A's in driving school.
361
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:32,160
Yeah, his driving is good.
362
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,820
His stopping
needs a lot of work.
363
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:39,210
Gonna miss y'all, even though
we didn't hardly get acquainted.
364
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,300
Sure it isn't Coy
you're gonna miss?
365
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,430
I saw the way you looked at him.
366
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,130
What makes you say
a fool thing like that?
367
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,740
I mean, Coy's a nice
boy and all but I'm sure
368
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,440
he's got himself a steady girl.
369
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,050
None that I know about.
370
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,630
Well, the bus ought to be
along in about 15 minutes or so.
371
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:07,500
- I'd like to wait, but...
- You gotta catch them hijackers.
372
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,680
- Thanks for the ride.
- Oh, sure.
373
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,290
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
374
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,210
Daisy, do you think
that after I get settled in...
375
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,640
if I let you know, maybe you
could send me a snapshot?
376
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,560
Of the family or of Coy?
377
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,300
- Family would be just fine.
- Okay.
378
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:27,610
But Coy would be even be better.
379
00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:29,260
I will, Bobby Lee.
380
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:32,520
- You take care, huh?
- Thanks.
381
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:34,870
You need anything, you
better holler now, okay?
382
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,530
Bye-bye.
383
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,060
What do you know, there
she is, just waiting for us.
384
00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:55,160
Come on, boy.
385
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,210
- Let go of me!
- Hold on, now! Hold on!
386
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,560
Help!
387
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:16,130
Now, sweet Daisy just happened
to spot what was happening.
388
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,090
So she went back to
try to reason with them.
389
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:22,270
- Let go of me! Let go of me!
- Come on!
390
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,890
Bobby Lee, come on.
391
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,290
Come here, Max.
392
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,510
Look out!
393
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,340
Who are those fellas?
394
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:54,080
For Pete's sakes, Bobby
Lee, they were ready to kill you.
395
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,130
Bobby knew she was
caught in the crossfire
396
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,830
and what Daisy was saying...
397
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,220
was the truth. She
was sure in a dilemma.
398
00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,570
Hazzard was kind of
deep in dilemmas that day
399
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:05,660
because Coy and Vance was
dealt when they told Boss and Rosco
400
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,750
about the hijack trying to
get Rosco to take some action.
401
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,450
Let me just say that
I, do not believe...
402
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,280
one word of what you're saying.
403
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,110
Boss, you wouldn't
know the truth...
404
00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,150
- if you fell on it.
- Are you trying to imply...?
405
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,540
I ain't implying
nothing. No sirree.
406
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:22,330
I'm out-and-out saying that
you and Coy here are behind...
407
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,720
this whole hijacking
business yourself.
408
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:27,200
You're just trying to
cover up your tracks.
409
00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:29,340
Who do you think
you're fooling anyhow?
410
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,950
You don't expect
the sheriff to believe
411
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,820
a cock and bull story, do you?
412
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,600
Yeah, you think I'm
as dumb as I look?
413
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,910
- Well, looks are deceiving.
- Yeah.
414
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,960
I hereby now am personally
directing you, sheriff...
415
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,920
to start an investigation
into the connection...
416
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,620
between the hijack case
and these here Dukes.
417
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:50,450
Come on, Coy, we're just
spinning our wheels with them.
418
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,060
Sheriff, we're gonna find
those hijackers on our own.
419
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,930
- Well, have it your own way.
- Just get on out of here.
420
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,810
You know something?
What I ought to have done...
421
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,670
I ought to have arrested
those Duke boys right now.
422
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,460
Yeah? But not before we
plant the evidence, you dodo.
423
00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:08,990
But don't you worry, they'll
be behind bars real soon.
424
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:11,290
Now, how's that lobster doing?
425
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,860
- Well, I think he's embarrassed.
- Why's that?
426
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,600
He's turning red.
427
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,570
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
- Let me speak to Boss Hogg.
428
00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:26,390
- It's for you.
- I thought so. J.D. Hogg.
429
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,050
We had that kid,
then lost her again.
430
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:33,010
Daisy Duke spotted us...
431
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,660
then grabbed the kid and ran.
432
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,360
You boys ain't worth a
milk bucket under a bull.
433
00:24:37,450 --> 00:24:39,840
I know what happened. She
blabbed to those Dukes and...
434
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:42,580
No, no, no. Not
likely. No sirree bob.
435
00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:44,850
I mean, then Coy and Vance
would've gone straight...
436
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,890
to the warehouse
instead of coming here.
437
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,810
As for that little
runaway orphan
438
00:24:48,890 --> 00:24:51,030
she sure don't wanna
get mixed up with us.
439
00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:54,420
Not unless she's forced into a
corner or something like that.
440
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:56,380
Clooney, you and Potter
441
00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:58,690
hightail it out to that
warehouse, you hear?
442
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:04,260
And you stand by for the final
phase of my ingenious plan.
443
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,610
- Bye-bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
444
00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:12,790
Got an ingenious plan.
445
00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:16,100
I hope it's the last one.
446
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,490
Supposing those Duke boys
stumble onto something...
447
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:21,230
before your
ingenious plan works?
448
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,320
If I know them Duke boys...
449
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:26,630
that's exactly what
they're going to do...
450
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,240
which is part of
my ingenious plan.
451
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,070
Oh! I like that!
452
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:40,770
Oh, Mabel. Yeah,
listen, honey...
453
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:43,040
get me Apex Rent-A-Truck.
454
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:05,710
Well, you boys come to
return the truck you rented?
455
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,020
Well, not exactly.
456
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,670
- Fact is, somebody hijacked it.
- You're kidding?
457
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,150
The way we figure it,
somebody had to tip them off...
458
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,160
and that somebody had to
be someone who worked here.
459
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,420
- Somebody like you.
- Seeing as how nobody else...
460
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:23,340
- knew we rented a truck.
- Well, if you're accusing me...
461
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:26,690
you'd better have proof or
you're in for one big lawsuit.
462
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:30,170
Apex Rent-A-Truck.
463
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,480
Uh-huh.
464
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:37,220
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
465
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,830
Yes, J.D.
466
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,660
You want a truck first
thing in the morning?
467
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,920
Seven a.m.
468
00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:46,750
You got it. You got it.
469
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:52,060
Boss Hogg, huh? Why would
he want a Rent-A-Truck...
470
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:53,930
when he owns his
own trucking company?
471
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:57,720
Now, J.D. Hogg bought this
truck rental agency just last week.
472
00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:59,940
Don't that fit like
a hen on an egg.
473
00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:02,720
Come on, cuz.
474
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,460
Who's gonna pay
for that truck you lost?
475
00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:06,550
Let Boss pay for
it, he's got the truck.
476
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,300
- Man, are we dumb.
- Boss is one smart cookie.
477
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,400
Owning that trucking company,
he knows who rents them
478
00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:16,170
and what they're carrying.
479
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,910
Yeah, but if he's already
got the truck we was driving...
480
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
what's he need a
second truck for?
481
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:23,750
Knowing we're looking
for it, he'll either split up
482
00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,440
that shipment of antiques...
483
00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:28,880
or use one of them
trucks as a decoy.
484
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:31,190
We got one thing in our favor
485
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,360
that's knowing when he'll
pick up that second truck.
486
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:36,760
Let's get back to the farm.
We've some strategy to work out.
487
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:45,980
Being in a hurry, Coy
and Vance took a shortcut.
488
00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:48,200
It's kind of hard to tell
whether the Duke boys...
489
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:50,860
are taking a shortcut
or just driving normal.
490
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:54,210
Yee-haw!
491
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,690
'Whoo!'
492
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,480
Yeah, J. D. Hogg again.
493
00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:07,090
Them Duke boys gone?
494
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:11,050
Oh, good. Now, listen,
that truck I asked for...
495
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:15,100
I want it over here
in exactly one hour.
496
00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:18,320
You get that? One hour.
497
00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:20,240
Yeah, alright. Alright.
498
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,930
Food, food, food!
499
00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:26,790
Pea brain, you're supposed
to take it out of the shell.
500
00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,080
Didn't anybody
ever tell you that?
501
00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:29,850
Let me show you how it's done.
502
00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:34,380
Give me this thing here.
503
00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:35,900
Now, look. See?
504
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:40,600
Oh, that looks good.
505
00:28:40,690 --> 00:28:42,300
Boss, can I ask you a question?
506
00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:44,520
What happens to
that orphan girl, now...
507
00:28:44,610 --> 00:28:47,220
once we arrest Coy
and Vance Duke?
508
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:51,220
Well, we'll have Enos and
Cletus pick her up as well...
509
00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:53,620
and then she gets shipped
back to the orphanage.
510
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,620
If she starts blabbing
or something...
511
00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:59,060
well, we'll just say she's
lying to protect the Dukes.
512
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:02,840
Nobody's gonna believe
a juvenile delinquent.
513
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,110
- That is good.
- Look at how big that is.
514
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,890
It smells good.
515
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,120
Coy and Vance raised
Uncle Jesse on the CB
516
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,070
and headed back
to the Duke farm.
517
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,510
While they hurried to make
plans for the next morning...
518
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,990
Boss was emptying
out that hijacked truck...
519
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,820
and planning to make his
move that same afternoon.
520
00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:27,480
Say, boys. You know, there's
a back road to the Duke farm.
521
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:32,000
So drive it in that way so
they can't see it's been planted.
522
00:29:32,090 --> 00:29:34,180
That's good.
523
00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:37,140
I don't know who those fellas
were or what they wanted.
524
00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:39,660
Maybe it was the money
you gave me for bus fare.
525
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,140
Bobby Lee, how could
they have known about that?
526
00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,230
- There's no way.
- It wasn't all that much.
527
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,150
What's she doing here? I thought
you took her to the bus stop.
528
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,280
I did. Then these
two fellas came...
529
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,890
and tried to grab her.
Lucky I saw it happen...
530
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:55,370
- and was able to get to her.
- Two fellas? Any idea who...
531
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,680
- or what they wanted?
- Maybe it's the two fellas...
532
00:29:57,770 --> 00:30:01,820
- that we've been looking for?
- What could they want with her?
533
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:04,950
Bobby Lee, you sure got a
knack for getting yourself in trouble.
534
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,780
But you're with us
now, and you're alright.
535
00:30:07,870 --> 00:30:11,090
And the next bus don't go
to Atlanta until tomorrow.
536
00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:14,260
- So you may as well stay here.
- That suits me. Right now...
537
00:30:14,350 --> 00:30:17,180
we got us some planning to do.
538
00:30:17,270 --> 00:30:20,310
Now, me and Coy
just found out today...
539
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,140
As the Dukes
started figuring out...
540
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:25,230
how they was gonna flush
out Boss and them hijackers...
541
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,930
Well, they're just about to
get snookered themselves.
542
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,680
Real nice job you're
doing there, Bobby Lee.
543
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:42,380
- Sure wasn't necessary, though.
- Just trying to earn my keep.
544
00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:44,860
Appreciate that. But I gotta
interrupt you for a minute...
545
00:30:44,950 --> 00:30:47,560
check out the old
General's engine.
546
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,520
If I can get it open.
547
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,470
Need any help?
548
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:54,870
He's been idlin' a
little rough on me.
549
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,130
Think you can start him
up without running me over?
550
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,180
I can't make you no promises.
551
00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:05,140
- The door's stuck.
- It's welded. Use the window.
552
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:07,270
He's running a little too rich.
553
00:31:09,490 --> 00:31:11,020
Okay, start him up.
554
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,150
Okay, shut him down.
555
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:23,250
That should just about do it.
556
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,510
Thank you.
557
00:31:28,550 --> 00:31:30,770
I hear you ain't got
yourself a steady girl yet.
558
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:33,430
- You hear right.
- How come?
559
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,040
Well, I reckon the right
one ain't come around yet.
560
00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:38,060
Maybe you ain't been
looking in the right direction.
561
00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:42,610
Well, maybe I ain't
been looking, period.
562
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,570
Well, when you start, I'd
kind of like to be in the running.
563
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:48,230
I mean, I know I
ain't as filled-out
564
00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:49,530
like some other gals are...
565
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:52,230
but I could put on a few pounds.
566
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,800
I know to cook and clean.
567
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,410
- And I know about fixing cars...
- Bobby Lee...
568
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,020
Now, listen here.
569
00:31:59,110 --> 00:32:01,330
- You're a real nice kid...
- I ain't a kid.
570
00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:04,030
Okay, okay. "Young lady," then.
571
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:06,070
And a very pretty young lady.
572
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,200
Before you start tying yourself
down with somebody like me...
573
00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,120
you gotta do
things with your life.
574
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:13,470
I mean, you gotta
get your schooling in.
575
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,170
What about that job you
wanted back in Atlanta?
576
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:21,090
Come on, Bobby Lee,
please don't be like that.
577
00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:28,880
Before you start thinking about
settling down with one fella...
578
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,750
you gotta meet lots of fellas.
579
00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:33,450
Have yourself some
good, clean fun. Okay?
580
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:36,060
Hey, you understand.
581
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:38,220
What you're saying is you
just plain ain't interested
582
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,630
in the likes of me.
583
00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,060
Bobby...
584
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:51,330
I sure do hope that little
lady's growing pains...
585
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,340
don't slow the Dukes down...
586
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:55,990
because I got a feeling that
old Boss is about to spring...
587
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,120
ingenious plan number three.
588
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:02,470
Yeah, it's that little
runaway orphan gal, alright.
589
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,220
She just went back into
the house with Coy following.
590
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,870
It's you. Alright, look, just
get Cletus and Enos, will you?
591
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,570
Tell them to get their butts
here and bring that gal in.
592
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,790
- Right, I'm going.
- Alright, give me this.
593
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,010
Alright, men,
the coast is clear.
594
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,490
Move that truck into the Duke
barn, and then clear out fast.
595
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,670
Bobby Lee?
596
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,110
You come out of there right now.
597
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,890
There's no reason
we can't be friends.
598
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,640
Alright, alright, we're all set.
599
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:53,480
No sense staying someplace
we ain't wanted, Max. Come on.
600
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,070
Look, look, look! There
goes that runaway.
601
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:25,080
Cletus and Enos, listen,
that orphan gal's getting away.
602
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:27,780
So I want you to
box her in, you hear?
603
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,260
One of you will
have to commandeer
604
00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:31,520
another vehicle to do it.
605
00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:34,180
Clooney, Potter, listen. Get
over to the construction site.
606
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,310
I wanna stop them Dukes.
607
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,660
Bobby Lee.
608
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,270
Bobby Lee?
609
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,320
She's gone. She's
flown the coop, fellas.
610
00:34:51,110 --> 00:34:52,630
Uncle Jesse...
611
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,150
And while Enos was
commandeering the car
612
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,940
Hazzard-style...
Rosco and Boss set out
613
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,160
to arrest Coy and Vance.
614
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,380
Hold it right there.
615
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,990
You're under
arrest for hijacking.
616
00:35:03,070 --> 00:35:04,810
- Hijacking?
- Hijacking? Us?
617
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,210
- We, got hijacked.
- Do tell.
618
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,080
What do you call
that out in your barn?
619
00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:13,480
- What's that?
- Right out there.
620
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,300
- I call it a perfect frame-up.
- Oh, yeah?
621
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:18,220
And I'll bet that
truck's empty...
622
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:21,050
because you crooks already
sold off all them valuables.
623
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,050
What valuables are
you talking about?
624
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,280
- There are no valuables.
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
625
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,920
- Here, let me look.
- What do you see...?
626
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:30,800
Daisy Duke!
627
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,420
They're getting away!
They're getting away!
628
00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:35,850
Rosco, after them! After them.
629
00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:38,720
After them! Don't let
them get away. Come on.
630
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:02,260
Let's see, now, they got
Boss and Rosco behind...
631
00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:04,480
and the bad guys in front.
632
00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:05,850
And with the
running road gang...
633
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,440
well, don't look too bad.
634
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:21,020
Yee-haw!
635
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:22,670
Alright.
636
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,240
Flash, are you okay, darling?
637
00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:29,070
- Forget about that hound dog.
- Well, he scuffed her.
638
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,770
Don't just sit on your
brains, knucklehead.
639
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:34,600
Let's get this thing started.
We gotta get them Dukes.
640
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:36,690
- Saw which way they went?
- No.
641
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,000
- Well...
- Start any place you want!
642
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,000
I don't care, just move.
643
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,960
What are you doing?
Alright, back it up. Back it up.
644
00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:49,140
Get out of there!
Alright, come on.
645
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,010
Let's go now.
646
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,620
Oh, yeah, it had
to be out of gear.
647
00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:59,540
- Thank you, sir.
- And Enos joined the chase.
648
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,410
Sort of.
649
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,200
Young lady! Young lady,
just hold it right there.
650
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,110
Right there.
651
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,070
Coy, Vance, you boys alright?
652
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,720
About as good as
could be expected
653
00:37:12,810 --> 00:37:15,250
after letting Boss
set us up like he did.
654
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:17,120
There's no question
now that those antiques
655
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,820
are still parked somewhere.
656
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,650
They was planning
on moving them today
657
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,390
after we was to be put in jail.
658
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:25,430
That'd take a month of
Sundays before we turn over...
659
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,520
every place in the county
they could possibly be.
660
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:31,530
And listen. With
you two on the run...
661
00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:33,700
I expect they'll just sit
right where they are.
662
00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:36,010
They won't move an
inch. We'll never find them.
663
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,530
Maybe, maybe not.
664
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:41,580
They'd figure we was too busy
running to pay any heed to them.
665
00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,890
- That could be.
- I figure you head up north...
666
00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:47,280
While the Dukes divvied up
the areas each would take...
667
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:49,110
to ferret out them weasels...
668
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,940
Bobby Lee was in big trouble.
669
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,980
Deputy Cletus calling sheriff.
670
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:55,200
Deputy Cletus calling
sheriff. Come back.
671
00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:57,250
Cletus, this is
your superior officer
672
00:37:57,330 --> 00:38:00,210
Rosco P. Coltrane. What
do you got? Come back.
673
00:38:00,290 --> 00:38:03,820
Well, I expect I got me
one runaway orphan girl.
674
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,820
And maybe a raise to boot.
675
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:09,040
He's got that girl. Glory be.
676
00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:12,180
Listen, now, Cletus. Take her
somewhere and keep her quiet...
677
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,740
until I can cuff and stuff
those Duke boys for hijacking.
678
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:19,180
-Ten-four, you got it. Goodbye.-Think
that could be Bobby Lee?
679
00:38:19,270 --> 00:38:21,750
You know anyone else who
gets into more trouble than we do?
680
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,620
Why do you figure Rosco
wants her kept quiet?
681
00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:26,580
Talking ain't exactly
a criminal offense.
682
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:29,060
Friends, what you're
about to see is a young girl...
683
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:32,240
facing her moment of truth.
And she's a mite overdue.
684
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:34,500
What's that sheriff
talking about?
685
00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:37,290
What difference
does it make to you?
686
00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:39,810
I seen the whole thing. Coy
and Vance had nothing to do...
687
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,470
with stealing that truck.
688
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:46,910
What? Well, you just
keep your nose to yourself.
689
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:49,650
I think you're in enough...
690
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,780
I think you're in enough...
691
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:54,870
I know they didn't do it,
because I'd seen who did.
692
00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:56,390
Well, that don't mean...
693
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,380
Coy? Vance? Daisy?
Can any of you hear me?
694
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:25,900
- We read you loud and clear.
- Them hijackers, I seen them.
695
00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,860
Me and Max was hiding out
in the truck when it happened.
696
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,340
That's why Boss wants
her out of the way.
697
00:39:31,430 --> 00:39:34,130
Cuz, we got ourselves
an eyewitness.
698
00:39:34,210 --> 00:39:37,570
Bobby Lee, you have any idea
where they stashed that truck?
699
00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:39,180
No.
700
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:42,000
There's a lot of trees
and some kind of platform
701
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,220
they backed up onto.
702
00:39:43,310 --> 00:39:47,310
- Old warehouse at Pine Junction.
- Yeah.
703
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,490
- Bobby Lee, where are you?
- I'm in a deputy's car...
704
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,670
about a mile down from the farm.
705
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,280
But don't worry...
706
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,240
- we ain't going nowhere.
- Hey, just a minute.
707
00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:03,030
You can't do...
708
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,070
- How do like them apples?
- What?
709
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,330
That little bratty girl told
them where the truck is.
710
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:11,250
Alright, alright. Listen,
we gotta head them off.
711
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,950
Listen, you know something...
712
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,650
if they catch Clooney
and Potter with the goods...
713
00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,430
and that little
girl's a witness...
714
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,480
I hate to think what
could happen...
715
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,780
I'd hate to think that
I'd have to clap you
716
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:25,220
in the clinker and
cuff you and stuff you.
717
00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:29,440
Rosco, if they ever put a
price on your head, take it.
718
00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,710
Daisy. Uncle Jesse.
Y'all read any of that?
719
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,270
Read the whole thing, Vance.
720
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,280
I read it all loud and
clear. I'm on my way.
721
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,540
Daisy, I want you to pick
up Bobby Lee and Max first.
722
00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:43,810
We don't wanna
lose our star witness.
723
00:40:43,890 --> 00:40:46,680
That's a big 10-4 on
that, Vance. I'm gone.
724
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:52,160
Things were beginning
to smoke like a $2 pistol.
725
00:40:55,950 --> 00:40:58,250
Let's go, Bobby Lee!
726
00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:06,180
Come back here! You can't...
727
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,740
Hey!
728
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,500
Daisy?
729
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:31,510
Cletus!
730
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,430
- You alright?
- I'm fine.
731
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,390
You sure?
732
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,130
- Cletus, are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine. I'm all dirty.
733
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:54,050
You might've killed
somebody. You'd like to kill me.
734
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:56,970
Never mind that. You look
at what you did to the car.
735
00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:59,620
Meanwhile, as Daisy
was rescuing Bobby Lee
736
00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:01,540
from Hazzard's finest...
737
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:04,580
Coy, Vance and Uncle
Jesse raced for the warehouse.
738
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:13,500
Trouble is, Clooney and
Potter was not about to sit
739
00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,330
around on their duffs.
740
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:19,250
They were heading for Hotlanta
with their ill-gotten goods.
741
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,950
Friends, that's dramatic.
742
00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:25,380
And when Coy and Vance got
on their tail, Boss and Rosco...
743
00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:27,560
were right behind.
744
00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:30,170
Sure hope nobody stops quick.
745
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:51,470
Friends and neighbors,
there ain't many places
746
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,500
in America where
this could happen.
747
00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:55,850
But Hazzard is one of them.
748
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,940
You remember this when
you drive through Hazzard.
749
00:43:03,070 --> 00:43:06,560
- We drove into World War III.
- Holy Hannah.
750
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,340
- It was in the papers last week.
- World War III?
751
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:12,260
No. The National Guard's
holding war maneuvers out here.
752
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:14,610
We're right smack
in the middle of it.
753
00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,700
I knew those Duke
boys were tough
754
00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:25,660
but I didn't think
they'd go this far.
755
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:36,280
Hurry up and get
down! We went in a hole.
756
00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:40,290
- They're shooting...
- Well, let's get out of here.
757
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,810
I can't get my door
open. It's stuck.
758
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,600
Help me. Help me,
here, my door is stuck.
759
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,550
I can't get out.
My door is stuck.
760
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,650
Not that mangy mutt,
save me! I'm your leader.
761
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,130
Come on, will you?
We gotta get out of here.
762
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,180
Over there.
763
00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:05,880
Come on, will you?
764
00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:12,880
Rosco, so help me...
765
00:44:12,970 --> 00:44:16,450
if that car gets hit,
you're gonna pay for it!
766
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,810
That must have been one
of those 155-pack howitzers.
767
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:33,860
Done scuffed my
vehicle beyond repair.
768
00:44:33,950 --> 00:44:36,600
You think I can
make time payments?
769
00:44:36,690 --> 00:44:39,650
You should only live that long.
770
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,480
- Jesse.
- There's Jesse. Jesse.
771
00:44:45,870 --> 00:44:47,400
You boys better get in here...
772
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,090
before you're blown
into the next 4th of July.
773
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,840
No, not the dog! Not on me.
774
00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:59,760
One of them shells hit that
truck, it's goodbye antiques.
775
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,890
One of them shells hits any
of us, it's just plain goodbye.
776
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:17,730
Let's get out of here! Come on.
777
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,990
I ain't staying in that
thing. It's too big a target.
778
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:24,170
- You hear what I hear?
- Yeah, nothing.
779
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:26,480
- Ain't it beautiful?
- Sure is.
780
00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:28,790
It'll be even better
when we nail their hides.
781
00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:44,190
With Bobby Lee's
eyewitness testimony...
782
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,890
Coy and Vance were
cleared of all charges...
783
00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:49,500
and Clooney and Potter
were convicted of hijacking.
784
00:45:49,590 --> 00:45:51,330
Boss and Rosco
slipped off the noose
785
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:53,160
what with no evidence
against them...
786
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,200
except for the word
of them two heavies.
787
00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:57,070
Jesse's friends
over in Loomis...
788
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,250
not only got back
their family heirlooms...
789
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,510
but two new members
of the family as well
790
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,300
Bobby Lee and Max, who
they planned to adopt...
791
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:06,780
thanks to Uncle Jesse's
help and the orphanage.
792
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:10,130
- Sure am gonna miss you, Coy.
- Yeah, I'm gonna miss you too.
793
00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,260
It's gonna be dull in
Hazzard without you.
794
00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:15,350
- Sorry for all the trouble.
- I sure ain't.
795
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,230
- Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye.
796
00:46:28,850 --> 00:46:31,540
Now, you know she'll be back
797
00:46:31,630 --> 00:46:33,500
because there's
one thing for sure...
798
00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:36,030
that little girl's gonna
keep on growing.
799
00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,250
And Coy Duke better watch out.
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