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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Ain't nothing surer than sunrise

lest it's Bo and Luke mashing pedal to metal

in a cross-country challenge from another driver.

And when that other driver is cousin Daisy

you can bet there's gonna be some firewallin'.

Y'all ready to quit before I beat the tar outta you?

We're still gonna beat you to the other side of the gully.

- The race ain't over yet. - Alright. But I warned you.

There's some kinda country race we got goin' on over there.

And will you look at the way that girl's handlin' that jeep.

'You know, somethin' tells me'

'drivin' through this cow country'

might been the luckiest shortcut we ever took.

That girl's good alright.

'A little training and who knows.'

'She might be able to cut it on the pro circuit.'

I don't know about that.

Might be worth a try to sign her.

I can always give her a crash course.

That's what it might turn out to be if you rush, a crash course.

Crashes ain't the worst thing 'bout racin'

long as you make sure they happen to the other guy.

Somethin' tells me that little lady

might just make us a real good meal ticket.

Dang.

Real dang funny.

Now who was gonna beat who to the far side of the gully.

Oh, wait a minute, nobody beat nobody.

Besides, nobody said nothin' about takin' a shortcut neither.

Nobody said nothin' about not takin' 'em either.

Now, friends and neighbors, that kind of logic

is why women live longer than men.

I saw it, boys. I saw the whole thing.

She was just too smart for you.

Now, hold on a second, lady, this is just aprivate..

Ain't I seen you somewhere before?

You might've seen my picture in the newspapers.

I'm Molly Hargrove.

Molly Hargrove, the NASCAR driver?

How do you do? Nice to meet you.

I'm Bo Duke, this is Luke Duke, my cousin and-and Daisy Duke.

- 'How you doing?' - Hi.

Imagine meeting a real celebrity.

Well, make that ex-celebrity.

My eyesight isn't good enough for stock car racin' anymore.

You could've fooled us by the looks of what you're towin'.

Actually, I'm-I'm lookin' for somebody to train

to take my place on the circuit.

And from what I just saw you do, I think I have found her.

You interested?

Of course, she is.

Yeah, anybody'd give their eye teeth

to get an opportunity like that.

Hold on, fellas, I ain't nowhere near good enough to turn pro.

Supposin' I was to show you how wrong you are

would you consider it then?

Well..

Honey, let me tell you a little secret now.

A good river can always make a bundle on the circuit

but a good lady driver, well, that's double box office.

And, uh, that's real money. What d'ya say?

- She'll do it. - Bo!

What exactly you got in mind to prove Daisy how good she is?

Say, a little cross-country race to build up her confidence.

Daisy against three or four of the best drivers inHazzard.

'Would you boys be willin' to enter?'

Well, uh, sure!

Provided that Daisy doesn't use anymore of her shortcuts.

Good. I'm gonna go find me the local bank in town

and I'll meet you back here in an hour

provided you can come up with a couple more drivers.

- Okay. - Okay. I'm goin'.

Bye-bye. Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Hey, what about Rosco and Cletus?

We've been teachin' 'em. They're pretty good.

We can't ask 'em. They're on duty.

All they're doin' is speed trappin' unsuspectin' motorists

over on Old Mill Road.

Well, that's their favorite pastime.

How're you gonna get 'em to come out and race us?

Let's say I don't plan to give 'em much choice. Let's hit it.

Now, Molly'd been scouting for a girl driver so long

that she'd run plum out of money.

A situation landin' her right into Boss Hogg's bread basket

which was hard to miss.

So what brings you to this neck of the woods

our little town of Hazzard?

Let's just say I have somethin' real big on the backburner.

On the backburner.

I need about $1000 to tide me over

till it comes up to a boil.

Well, honey, I sure can let you have the money

uh, but seein' that you're a stranger around here

I'm gonna have to add a little bitty extra interest

of, say, uh, 35%.

I must've come to the wrong place.

Thanks anyway, Mr. Hogg.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I said that was a stranger's rate

but seein' that we've introduced ourselves

I could make that interest of, say, 25%.

- Still not interested. - Hold on! Hold on!

Well, now that we've introduced ourselves

and talked everything over, uh, how about a special rate

for old friends? Eighteen percent.

That's my last offer.

- You've got yourself a deal. - Alright.

Of course, that is old friends with the right collateral.

You, uh, do have collateral, don't you?

How about the pink slip on my car?

Oh. That'll do just fine.

- The money. - Oh. The money.

Here we go. One thousand simoleans.

Been nice doing business with you, Mr. Hogg.

Likewise I'm sure.

I'll be back later to sign the loan papers.

Oh, well, no hurry. As long as I got your pink slip.

Now, what we're looking at is the beginnin' of a country race

to see if Daisy can cut it on the pro racin' circuit.

Luke, this is Molly.

If this is your idea of a joke, it ain't very funny.

'When does the race begin?'

Just don't worry, Molly. We're almost at the startin' line.

What about the other two cars?

They'll be waitin'. That there is a promise.

Luke, I just ran smack dab up against Rosco's detour sign.

Alright. That means Rosco and Cletus can't be far away.

'Keep on rollin'.'

'It's working! It's working!'

That's a $100 fine from each one of them Dukes

and at least 500 from whoever's in that motor home.

- 'Oh. Let's move.' - 'Yes, sir.'

Alright, you Dukes, just freeze it

'cause you're under arrest for trespassin' on private property.

Sorry, Rosco, but seein' as how you snookered us

into breakin' the law, we ain't gonna be hangin' around

long enough to trespass.

Bye-bye.

Molly, I think we got ourselves a race.

Keep goin'.

Ooh!

She's huggin' the inside lane as if she owned it.

With that kind of drivin', she'll own every track

on the circuit, and we'll own her!

Sure, for as long as she stays in one piece.

Ease off, sheriff, we'll never catch her this way.

Are you kiddin' me? Cletus, you just keep followin' her.

I'll try to cut her off.

- Back off, Rosco. - Don't tell me to back off.

I'm about to get myself a female Duke.

Ooh!

Looks like Rosco and Cletus are okay.

I don't think Boss' gonna be when he hears about this one.

That should've convinced the little lady

she can drive with the best of 'em.

Now, it'll be up to me to make sure she does it on our terms.

You call this drivin'?

I can walk home faster than this.

'Get a move on or I'm gonna give you a ticket'

'for obstructing traffic.'

'That does it, Rosco.'

You don't cool it with that backseat drivin'

I'm gonna leave you smack dab in the middle of the highway

and you can arrest yourself for obstructing traffic.

Do you read me? I'm gone.

What? Argh! Listen.

It's bad enough you done me outta them

$100 no trespassin' fines

but you also let the Dukes make fools outta you

and that's the same as makin' a fool outta me.

We didn't mean to, Cousin Boss.

I would've caught that Daisy Duke in a split second

if she hadn't been driving that Molly Hargrove's racin' car.

If she hadn't been drivin' what?

That racing car. It's yellow.

It's got numbers on it. Boy, that thing..

I know what it looks like, knucklehead.

I'm holdin' the pink slip on it.

Well, then how come Daisy Duke's drivin' it?

That's what I aim to find out.

Cletus, how'd you like to get yourself over to the Duke farm

'and do a little detectivin'?'

You mean, undercover?

On the Q.T?

- Sub roses? - I don't care what you call it.

Just find out what them two females is up to.

Wait. Just stop for a pea-pickin' minute, Boss.

I'm the commanding officer of this department.

How come I don't get to do the spyin'?

Because you're gonna be too busy.

Yeah, I w... I will? See, I will.

- Doin' what? - Doin' what?

Well, while Cletus is spyin', you're gonna be hidin'.

- Ooh, I love that. - Yeah.

Until you can spot and arrest 'em Duke boys

on the charge of destroyin' county property.

Namely, your patrol car.

- Ooh, yeah! - And that's a $5000 fine.

- And a year in the pokey. - Ooh, that's brilliant!

Yeah. You take this bottle right to the bartender

and tell him to sell this one first.

Okay. Sell this one first.

Uh, Boss, what if he can't sell it?

- Use it to clean the windows. - No!

Jump!

Aahh!

Ooh!

In case, y'all lost track, Cletus' the one with the hat.

Window!

You'd make a sensational stock car racer, Daisy.

You drive like you was born behind the wheel.

Oh, my! That's so flatterin'.

But tearin' around Hazzard County's

nowhere near NASCAR racin'.

That's where I come in.

As your manager, I could show you all the shortcuts.

Teach you everythin' I ever learnt on the circuit.

Oh, Molly, you make it sound so temptin'!

Well, then give me one good reason

why you can't accept my offer.

I'll give you three good reasons.

My Uncle Jesse and the boys.

They're more than just family.

They're my best friends.

Just the thought of leavin' them makes me feel awful.

It wouldn't be forever.

And the tracks we're startin' on ain't too far from here.

You could come home and they could visit you.

I got a job at the Boar's Nest.

It ain't much of a job

but every bit of money that I can make

we can use it around here and Boss Hogg depends on me

'and I just can't quit on him.'

'I mean I ain't the quitting type, Molly.'

- None of us Dukes are. - Okay.

Them weasel's are gettin' sneakier every time.

We were fine till we got to the creek.

Lucky he didn't double back and clean out while we were there.

Maybe we..

Rosco and varmint. We've got ourselves another..

Aah! Don't shoot.

I surrender!

I'm okay.

You've got some tall explainin' to do.

Just drop your hands. Start talkin'.

Alright. Freeze.

Cletus, don't you say a mumblin' word.

Alright, you Dukes!

You're under arrest.

This time you're not gonna get off the hook.

Now put your hands up.

Put 'em up high. Not you, Jesse.

Rosco, what kinda trumped-up charge you got for us this time?

I'll tell you what kinda trumped-up charge.

It's $5000 or a year in prison.

Well, since the Dukes got more time than money

it looks bad, don't it?

'I'll tell you what trumped-up charge.'

It's-it's $5000 or a year in jail.

That's for destroying my patrol car.

- You did that on your own. - That don't make no difference.

You still scuffed county property.

Cletus, just cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

Sorry, guys.

We're sorry, Cletus.

'Get off of me.'

Just get on there.

'Get up. There they go. Get those..'

Alright. Come back here. Freeze!

Cletus, will you stop that?

Alright! You might as well give up

'cause I'll track you to the ends of the Earth.

- Or even farther. - Or even far..

Rosco, I do hope you're gettin' paid by the month.

It's gonna take you an awful long time to catch up with us.

Oh, no. O-o-h!

Oh, no!

'Get out of my way!'

Yeah, they're alright.

At least we got us a little time.

Let's go over to Jensen's Cave and raise Uncle Jesse on CB.

- You got it. - We need all the help.

'Hey, y'all I really appreciate the business.'

Let me tell you between this and that job y'all got me while ago

I gathered the down payment for a brand new grease rag.

'Listen, I'm down and gone. Y'all holler if you need me.'

So far Boss was batting 500.

The boys got away from Rosco for the time bein'.

But ol' Cletus' spyin' was just about to pay off.

I mean a girl that pretty who drives as good as she looks.

Oh, she'll make a fortune!

It ain't gonna work, Cousin Boss, Daisy's t... achoo!

Oh! Won't you watch it?

- And bless you. - Daisy turned her down.

She ain't gonna quit her job at the Boar's Nest.

Why that dear sweet child.

Passin' up fame and fortune outta loyalty to me.

Oh, I'm touched.

I think I'm going to give her a big nice reward.

Before I cut myself in.

A reward? I think you have been touched.

You know, givin' a reward to a Duke.

'What kinda reward?'

I'm going to give her the sack.

And while you're chasing Bo and Luke Duke

I'm gonna fire their cousin, Daisy.

- Ooh, that's cold. - Ooh!

- A-achoo! - A-ah! Watch it, watch it!

- I got some wood. - Alright!

Tell me, Daisy, why exactly did Boss fire you anyways?

Close as I can tell, for puttin' too much beer in the glasses

or not enough salt on the free peanuts.

In other words, 'cause you're too honest. Right?

'Oh! It doesn't make any difference.'

Girl can't spend her whole life waitin' tables at Boar's Nest.

What she's trying to tell us is that

that Molly person wants to sign her to a racin' contract.

- Hey, that's great! - Now, just a minute.

That NASCAR racin' could be dangerous.

Uncle Jesse, ain't you ever read

about all the farmers who get hurt every year?

It doesn't make any difference.

I'm not going with you boys on the run.

Daisy, you'd be doin' a favor by leavin' town.

Bo!

Well, I mean that say if Rosco catches us, puts us in jail

we could use your prize money to make bail.

- That' a fact. - I don't know what to think.

Sounds like y'all will be glad to get rid of me.

Uncle Jesse, you sound like you don't want me to go.

No, no. That ain't true at all.

Listen, baby, every bird's gotta fly.

And if you think that right now is the time for you to

spread your wings and take off..

That's your choice and none of us will say nay.

'So whether you go or whether you stay'

you do it with our blessing 'cause we love you.

With Daisy all set to sign the contract

and leave Hazzard the next mornin'

Boss was makin' sure that she wouldn't get very far.

When this situation come up, well

I just naturally thought of you two boys.

Figures. The last situation we took care of for you

is still runnin'.

Who do we come down hard on this time?

It ain't a who. No, I don't want nobody hurt. No, sir.

The what I'm hiring you to come down hard on

is Molly Hargrove's racin' car.

Yeah. It's yellow with numbers on the doors.

You'll find it at the Duke farm.

Why you want us to wreck it?

Because racin' cars cost money, which is somethin'

that Molly Hargrove ain't got much of.

So she'll have to come to me for another loan.

Which he ain't gonna give her.

Not unless she cuts me in on Daisy Duke's racin' contract.

Oh, yeah.

- You boys want that job? - How much are you payin'?

How much?

This much.

Ooh!

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

Half now and the rest when you finish the job.

Think we can trust him?

Considerin' he knows what'll happen to him..

If he pulls something funny on us.

Hey, thanks for breakin' them.

Listen, you don't have to worry about those gorillas.

Listen, Boss, you have plenty of money to pay 'em

'cause we got Daisy Duke contract right in the bag.

Yeah, well, it ain't in the bag.

- It ain't? - Sure ain't.

Not while Bo and Luke Duke are on the loose.

Listen, don't you worry about Bo and Luke Duke

'cause I'm gonna cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

'Look, I'm not even askin' you to do that.'

'Keep 'em on the run.'

Because if they're too busy duckin' you

then they'll be too busy to stop me

from takin' over Daisy Duke's racin' career.

Oh, would you please put them down right over here?

That's it. I'll show you how it's done.

Rosco figured Bo and Luke would have to come sooner or later

so he had Cletus waitin' to head 'em off

in case they tried to reach the farm.

Now, the boys kinda figured that's what ol' Boss would do.

You see, "Know your enemy like the land you fight on"

is an ol' Confederate sayin' amongst ol' Confederates

and there was a bunch of 'em in Hazzard.

Ah-ha!

Hey! My car's movin'! Come back here!

Ye-e-oww!

My car!

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Are you alright?

Alright. I've got a customer.

You make lot of money in Hazzard County

with a wrecker if you follow the Duke boys around.

Oh, come on, just get me out of here, will you?

There you are, boss lady.

Daisy, you ain't never gonna regret signin' this contract.

I sure hope you're right.

'Course, she is. You can't miss.

Sure. We taught her to drive ourselves.

- We did. - That's right.

This is Rosco P. Coltrane calling his little fat buddy.

'Good news! Good news!'

Them sneaky polecats that you hired

done done what you told them to done.

Good, good. Now, you let me know the minute

that Daisy starts to fly the coop.

'That's a big ten-four.'

If there ain't no objections, we best be startin' off.

Well, I can't yet.

I haven't had enough time to say goodbye.

Well, there never is enough time for that, so let's..

- Yeah, let us go. - I'll get your bags.

You'll be alright?

Oh, listen, Boss, it's DDD Day.

Daisy Duke Departin' Day!

'The Duke boys just showed up to give her a bon bon voyage.'

- You want me to catch 'em? - No, don't you grab nothin'.

Listen, you just keep your eyes peeled for that racin' car

until our little plan pays off. Then, grab 'em.

It's just that I still don't know if I should be going.

What if Rosco was to catch you y'all?

Oh, don't even think about it.

He's been tryin' to make loose charges stick on us for forever.

We're not gonna start makin' them stick now.

Speed it up, Daisy. We gotta make Capitol City by noon.

Uncle Jesse, I don't know if I...

Now-now-now, baby

there's no use wastin' time on tears.

You just remember that for every road leadin' away from home

there's always two leadin' back.

You, uh..

Take care of yourself, hear?

It's a promise to y'all.

You bet.

Don't forget this. Take care of yourself.

Take care of our girl now, alright?

Bein' Dukes, Bo and Luke wanted to give Daisy

a little moral support by escortin' her

to the county line.

'For a girl who's about to take the NASCAR circuit by storm'

you sure ain't very cheerful.

Oh, I can't help it.

We've only been gone 20 minutes

and, Molly, it already feels like hundred years.

'Molly!'

Morgan, turn this thing around. We lost the car!'

The car's broke loose. It's comin' right at us.

- 'Come on, Luke' - Bo, go steady now.

'When I get there, you just watch your step, alright.'

- 'Watch your step.' - I got it!

Now, friends, that's love!

Oh, good. Come on!

Alright!

You alright?

Yeah, I guess so.

'Who's made that thing go off like that?'

- I got no idea. - I haven't got either, huh.

Hey, what were you thinkin' leapin' onto this car?

I was just tryin' to save you somethin' to race in.

Luke, you could've been hurt!

What if somethin' would've happened to you?

Boy, Daisy, he's alright.

We both appreciate what you did.

- No problem. - Hey, I'm sorry, Luke.

It's just that if anythin' happened to you..

It's alright. It's okay.

- Somebody loosened the ratchet. - Yeah, no kiddin'.

Didn't just jump out all on it's own now, did it?

You mean sabotage? I don't believe it.

Who'd want to wreck my car?

Don't know, but it will bear lookin' into.

We'll look into it later. Let's shake Rosco.

Excuse me, sweetheart.

'Boss, this is here Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Are you standin' by, little fat buddy?'

Rosco, I'm not only standin' by, I'm sittin' on pins and needles.

Now, what happened to Molly's car?

- Uh, nothin'. - Nothin'?

What do you mean not.. Do you hear that?

'Nothin' happened to Molly's car.'

Listen, I paid good money to make sure plenty would.

Well, Boss, it would have except the Duke boys

caught up with it before it could crash.

Duke boys! Why didn't you stop 'em?

Well, because you told me not to, don't you remember?

- You said... - I know what I said.

That was then and this is now, so grab 'em.

Uh, they are headed down truck road toward Capitol City.

Now, you know that goes across the county line.

Oh, well, well, well.

That's the first good news I had today.

Crossin'the county line violates their probation.

Ooh!

'Em Dukes' probably headed over

to meet Daisy again at the Capitol City Speedway.

Uh, Boss, uh, then what do you need me for?

Rosco, I've been asking myself that same question

ever since I was stupid enough to marry your fat sister.

And you get there and wait there for me, you hear? Over and out.

Boys, you got yourselves a job to do you hear me?

Meanwhile I'm gonna hitch myself a ride with Cletus

just to make sure that you do the job right.

Rosco's slowin' down. You don't suppose he's givin' up, do you?

That's pretty unlikely.

I mean he knows we cross the county line, bust our probation.

What're we gonna do now?

- Pray. - Alright.

Maybe we could fill Uncle Jesse on what's happened.

Maybe he has few ideas about who sabotaged that car.

Alright.

When the boys raised Uncle Jesse on the CB

as usual Jesse had some thoughts on the subject.

Now, first was to head for Capital City

in case Daisy needed him.

Second, Uncle Jesse figured the best way

to find out who was sabotagin' the car

was to look into Molly's past.

Now, I could've told him that.

And the fella to help 'em do that was Luke's old friend.

Charlie Cooper Junior of the Tri-States Press.

Here's one that ties in.

"Hargrove skirts six car pileup to win at Chattanooga."

What it doesn't say is that Molly caused that pileup.

'Don't seem to have bothered her none.'

'"Driver in fiery crash Molly Hargrove'

'"rapidly becoming known as the lethal lady'

'of stock car racin'."'

A lady like that would've made lot of enemies.

It's probably one of them.

That's a car Daisy's gonna be driving too.

'I gotta level with you.'

I sure am glad my cousin isn't being managed by somebody

who got kicked out for reckless drivin'.

She told us it was because she failed the eye test.

You sure it was because of reckless drivin'?

I'm positive, Luke. I covered that story myself.

Won't that make you feel lower than a snake's belly.

The only reason Daisy is under contract to Molly

is because we pushed her into it.

We can still pull her out of it. Thanks a lot.

By now Boss had joined up with Rosco and was makin' his moves

to latch on to a hunk of Daisy's contract

which was a purdy hunk.

Boss Hogg, what are you doin' here?

Well, honey, I've just come on a mission of mercy.

And listen I can tell you that doesn't happen often.

'In fact, this would be his very first.'

When I think of all your livin' expenses

I mean the gas you gotta buy, the entry fees you gotta pony up

and all that comin' outta that piddly $1000 I lent you

why, my heart just bleeds.

So what I was thinkin' is I could let you have

a little itty-bitty advance

to tide you over till things get better.

- They are already better. - They are?

Daisy's entered in the novice race tomorrow

- She is? - 'She'll win in a breeze.'

She will?

Then, I won't need help from anybody.

Now... I got work to do.

Well, in case you change your mind

I'll be staying at the Beauregard Hotel.

Oh, Boss, isn't-isn't that good news, good news.

You see, somebody from Hazzard's gonna win that NASCAR race.

Even though it's a Duke, which is good news, isn't it?

Rosco, if brains were watermelons

you wouldn't have enough seeds to fill a thimble.

Oh, I appreciate..

How am I gonna cut myself in on Daisy's contract

if Molly Hargrove wins enough prize money to tide her over.

Well..

I'd, uh, listen, how, how we gonna stop her?

Alright, alright, I got a way.

Why do you think I brung 'em Porter boys along with me for?

- Ah, let's see, you... - Alright.

While you're thinkin' of it, you just go get Cletus.

And keep your eyes peeled for the Duke boys.

They're bound to show up here.

When they do, I want them thrown right into the hoosegow.

I don't want nothin' to stop me

from getting control of Daisy's contract.

Yeah, you got it.

By now the boys was a lot closer than Boss realized.

And since they could be arrested for breakin' parole

Bo and Luke stashed General Lee out of sight.

Close enough to use if they had to retreat in a hurry

which for them was the norm.

And they were just in time to see Daisy's final practice.

Ain't that Molly's car?

Yeah.

Drivin' like she's been doin' it all her life.

She's gettin' set to cut inside, just like I told her.

Hope you know what you're doing.

I've seen plenty of experienced drivers get hurt tryin' that.

Quiet Morgan. Just so long as Daisy didn't know about it.

If she keeps drivin' like that

she is gonna get as bad a reputation as Molly's got.

If she lives long enough.

Alright. Freeze.

Alright, you Duke boys, I got you this time.

I'll tell you, Rosco P. Coltrane always gets his man.

- Alright, Cletus, do your duty. - Not so fast, Cletus.

Now, look, Rosco we'll make you a deal.

We won't escape if you let us talk to Daisy.

You can do all the talkin' to Daisy you want on visitors' day

at pen state.

Daisy going to college?

- Hush. I meant state pen. - Oh.

Just go head and cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

Sorry, fellas.. Yeow! Aahh!

'Come back here.'

What happened to 'em? Shh!

- Where did they go? - I don't know.

I'm gonna go back and tell Boss that you let 'em escape.

- You look for 'em. - Me?

Second time this week I lost my raise and wasn't even my fault.

Bo. Luke. Come on, guys.

Very nice.

Watch your step.

Well, what now?

We best head back to the General.

Wait for Daisy to show up at Molly's motor home back there.

- Whoo! - How do you feel?

I feel so good.

Molly, this is really exciting..

Just keep it nice and quiet now.

Look like we are just fixin' this heap and not tearing it.

- Hey, Bo. - What?

- Look over at Molly's car. - Let's go get 'em.

That's it boys just jump right in.

Them ol' boys are leavin' just in time.

Y'all ain't never seen Jesse when he is really riled.

Bo, look behind you.

And do you realize their day ain't half over.

Let's go get 'em, they cannot outrun the General.

Hi, there..

Now, where the heck are they goin'?

Them boys just can't get enough drivin'.

Daisy, what's happenin'?

I don't know. There was a terrible fight.

- The boys almost got ran over. - 'Molly, Daisy, over here.'

How bad is it?

They got everything that could be ripped out

cut or smashed to pieces.

You're looking at better than $500 worth of parts.

Order 'em. I want this car back in shape for the race.

- Sure you got the money, Molly? - Not now.

But I will have by the time they get here.

Meanwhile, the boys were stickin' to 'em car wreckers

like sorghum to biscuits.

What do I do? I can't shake 'em.

Slow down. Make 'em think you're pullin' over.

The General ain't gonna take anymore.

He ain't gonna have to. Hang on, cousin.

Come on.

Come on, Bo. Give me a hand.

- Now your turn. - Ready? Go.

Alright, who hired you?

Boss Hogg.

Boss Hogg. Now, get..

I never thought I'd be signing away 51%

of Daisy's contract..

For $500.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

$500 and there it is. Mm-hmm.

'Thank you, very kindly. Hmm.'

You know, not that I relish taking advantage

of that unspeakable act of malicious mischief

that destroyed your car.

I can see it's breakin' your heart.

Well, honey, I was tryin' not to let my tears interfere

with doin' business.

Now, me and the sheriff are gonna get ourselves to Atlanta

right away and personally deposit this here document

with the racin' commission.

- We do? - Yeah, we do.

- What for? - What for?

So that nobody else get their hands on it, namely them Dukes.

On account of, once this here document is registered

Daisy ain't gonna be able to race for nobody

'except me and Molly.'

Yeah, mostly you.

'Hey, hey, hey.'

'Am I glad to see y'all. We were startin' to get worried.'

'What happened to them two fellas?'

Ah, they was just small fry.

We let 'em loose after they told who paid to tear this car apart.

- Boss Hogg. - He said it was malicious..

I should've known better than trust that two-faced swindler.

You talked to him? What about?

Well, you're bound to find out sooner or later.

I just sold him 51% of Daisy's contract.

What?

I thought you're tryin' to help.

I didn't have any choice.

We needed the car ready for the race.

Otherwise we'd have lost everything.

Well, what makes you think you haven't lost

everything already, lady?

Where's Boss Hogg now?

On his way to Atlanta to register the contract

with the racing association.

That's what he thinks.

Boss Hogg ain't never owned a controlling interest

in a Duke before and we ain't about to set precedent.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me?

I'm sorry.

Now, seeing as how there was only one direct road to Atlanta

the boys didn't have much trouble findin' Boss and Rosco.

- Rosco, this is my lucky day. - Your lucky day. Why's that?

With this here contract, I got Daisy Duke and her racin' career

hog-tied to me for the next seven years.

Ooh, seven years! Oh!

'Boss, it's not the next seven years that worries me'

it's the next seven minutes.

Why?

Ah! It's them. It's Bo and Luke. Get movin'.

- They've spotted us. Put it on. - Alright.

For y'all with long memories

the first time you ever saw General Lee

it was chasin' a police car.

Boss, I don't think I'm gonna be able to outrun 'em.

I'll have to outthink 'em.

- Outthink them? - Yeah.

You got as much chance of that

as your big fat sister has of slippin' into a bikini.

Come on, will you?

'Come on, faster, faster.'

'This thing is chock full of rocks.'

What're you tryin' to do? Shake the fillings outta my teeth?

Well, this is not intentional.

'Get out of my way.'

Oh, you pea brain. You tryin' to skin me alive.

Listen, Boss, don't you worry about a thing, Boss.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

I'm seein' it, but I ain't believin' it.

'Get me outta here.'

You alright in there, Boss, Rosco?

Well, listen, I'll let you know when everythin' stops spinnin'.

'Help me outta here!'

You just hand over Daisy's contract first.

- What? I ain't thatdizzy. - What?

You can't make me give it up.

Luke, this car looked a lot better when it was spinnin'..

'No, no. No, no, no. Wait a minute.'

No, no, no. Give me that.

- 'No, Rosco.' - 'Oh, give me that.'

Alright.

Don't worry about it, Boss. We'll help you out.

You wouldn't have liked the stock car business anyway.

You sure now? Boss Hogg doesn't have no more hold on me?

That's provided Molly pays back that $500

she borrowed for spare parts.

No problems. Daisy will win twice that in her next race.

And that's just for openers.

From now on, you're gonna eat and drink and dream racin'.

Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

I'm gonna teach you every trick in the books.

And probably a few that ain't in that book.

Well, now, that's my business.

If I take her straight to the top

I'm gonna make the decisions.

I can't have any interference. Even from her own family.

Then, I guess I won't be going to the top.

It just ain't worth it, Molly.

Daisy, you don't know what you're sayin'.

Listen to me.

I'm not gonna sit here and watch you throw away

the dreams of a lifetime.

Your lifetime. Your dreams.

Not mine.

All I wanted here was a chance

to prove I could make it on my own.

'And not by trying to run down anybody in my way.'

'That's just wrong.'

So my uncle Jesse's been teachin' me the right way.

All my life. I ain't about to change.

How about that, huh?

Our little cousin Daisy made up her mind about Molly

without even us telling her about her.

I ain't a bit surprised.

- She's our cousin, ain't she? - Yeah, she's a Duke too.

And that's the story of how a once-famous driver

lost her last chance to get into professional racin'.

And how Daisy Duke didn't get to be the first woman

to win the NASCAR Grand National Championship... yet.

Boss gave Daisy her job back 'cause she still drew

more customers than the beer did flies.

Besides, somebody had to train the new bus boy

who was workin' off one mashed patrol car.

All of which put everything back to what passes

for norm in Hazzard County.

'Gyuh gyuh gyuh.'