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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,793 --> 00:02:00,524 ♪ It may seem like a cold town ♪ 2 00:02:02,398 --> 00:02:05,664 ♪ But, man, let me tell ya, it's a soul town ♪ 3 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,998 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 4 00:02:09,372 --> 00:02:11,671 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 5 00:02:14,243 --> 00:02:16,235 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 6 00:02:18,548 --> 00:02:20,779 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 7 00:02:23,252 --> 00:02:25,153 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 8 00:02:25,221 --> 00:02:27,747 ♪ It may seem like a cold town ♪ 9 00:02:27,823 --> 00:02:30,190 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 10 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:32,626 ♪ But, man, let me tell ya, it's a soul town ♪ 11 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:33,695 ♪ Go, go, go... ♪ 12 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:38,127 (POLICE RADIO ON) 13 00:02:43,606 --> 00:02:45,268 What are you doing? 14 00:02:45,341 --> 00:02:46,900 What do you mean? 15 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:48,774 Aren't you going in? 16 00:02:48,844 --> 00:02:50,039 I thought you were. 17 00:02:50,112 --> 00:02:52,946 I went in yesterday, Jerry. 18 00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:55,746 Would you mind, Ray? "Cause my knee's killing me. 19 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:58,686 Your knee? What about my back? 20 00:02:58,754 --> 00:03:02,213 - Anybody care about that? - I'm sorry. I care. 21 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,920 I'll just take a Double Bun Burger! 22 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:11,965 Have a Burger Bun day. 23 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:15,232 - Hey, how you doin'? - Two Double Bun burgers 24 00:03:15,304 --> 00:03:17,364 - and a chocolate shake, please. - Is that it? 25 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,376 No, I'll take an order of fried nose rings too. 26 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:22,435 - What? - I'm kidding. 27 00:03:22,511 --> 00:03:24,309 It's a joke. 28 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,781 Knock yourself out, dude. 29 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:28,647 Knock myself out? 30 00:03:28,718 --> 00:03:31,017 - What does that mean? - (WOMAN SCREAMS) 31 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:38,957 Woman: Oh my God! 32 00:04:21,404 --> 00:04:23,999 Man: Born and raised in Brooklyn. 33 00:04:24,073 --> 00:04:25,598 36 years. 34 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:27,337 Went to P.S. 115. 35 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:30,812 Mom and Dad wanted me to go to Catholic school. 36 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,511 My best friend John... man, he was cool. 37 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:39,680 Wish he could see me now. 38 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:50,128 - Do I have your attention now? - Yes, sir. 39 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:52,293 Then look at me when I talk to you! 40 00:04:52,368 --> 00:04:54,303 I'm trying, but it's difficult... 41 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:56,498 - with my back... - Fuck your back! 42 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:59,474 I got the mayor, the commissioner, the C. of D. up my ass 43 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:02,410 because you were standing right there with your weapon out, 44 00:05:02,478 --> 00:05:05,880 and you couldn't stop one guy from Killing six people! 45 00:05:05,948 --> 00:05:08,713 I know, sir, I should have dropped the guy. 46 00:05:08,784 --> 00:05:11,151 Nobody feels worse about this than I do. 47 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,121 Any thoughts on that comment, Dimitri? 48 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:18,923 With all due respect, Lieutenant... 49 00:05:18,994 --> 00:05:21,896 I imagine the relatives of the victims 50 00:05:21,964 --> 00:05:24,229 might feel worse than Detective Pluto. 51 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,792 Lieutenant: They just might. 52 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,600 - Any questions for him? - Dimitri: No, it's pretty clear. 53 00:05:29,672 --> 00:05:31,664 - Questions about what? - Your cases. 54 00:05:31,741 --> 00:05:34,301 - I've reassigned them to Dimitri. - Why? 55 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,278 Because you're a goddamn cripple! 56 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:39,213 - I'm fine. - Stand up! 57 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:45,053 You're on restricted duty until I get confirmation 58 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:48,250 from the chief surgeon that your back's 100%. 59 00:05:48,324 --> 00:05:49,587 Now get out! 60 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:55,121 Dimitri, get this faggot a wheelchair. 61 00:05:58,467 --> 00:06:00,868 - Hey, Ray. - Where have you been? 62 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:03,531 - I went to get the paper. - What about your knee? 63 00:06:03,606 --> 00:06:07,065 I took it real slow. It was over when I got back. 64 00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:09,169 - What did Spigot say? - I'm on restricted duty 65 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:11,942 - till I get this back fixed. - And me? 66 00:06:12,014 --> 00:06:14,040 I told him you were getting gas. 67 00:06:14,116 --> 00:06:16,551 Thanks. Oh shit! I'm sorry. 68 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:19,612 Listen, I owe you. Anything you want, just name it. 69 00:06:19,688 --> 00:06:22,522 - How about a new back? - All right. 70 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,992 Why don't you go see a chiropractor? 71 00:06:26,061 --> 00:06:30,590 I need a real doctor, not some frou-frou shit like that. 72 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,498 Jerry: What are you talking about? 73 00:06:32,568 --> 00:06:34,332 Wait. Listen to me. 74 00:06:34,403 --> 00:06:37,202 When my back went out, I couldn't get off the floor. 75 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,970 I had to crawl to the bathroom on my hands and knees. 76 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:43,308 My brother-in-law turned me on to this chiropractor, and... 77 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:46,440 it's incredible. It's crazy shit, but it works. 78 00:06:46,515 --> 00:06:48,950 - They do this adjustment... - Pluto. 79 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,786 Here's your gun. 80 00:06:52,855 --> 00:06:55,324 It was tough getting it back from that kid. 81 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:58,088 He was afraid you wouldn't know what to do with it. 82 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,890 - I could stick it up your ass. - You could... 83 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,525 but there's no bad guys up there. 84 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:08,264 What, no room with Spigot's dick up there? 85 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,677 Reporter: Detective Pluto, Channel 10 News. 86 00:07:14,743 --> 00:07:18,305 Do you feel responsible for the death of those people? 87 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:22,476 Do you feel responsible for the death of your wife and daughter? 88 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:25,487 How does it feel being upstaged by an eight-year-old? 89 00:07:25,554 --> 00:07:28,786 Man: Look at this shit! 90 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:32,893 - Mira, Maribel! - Maribel: What? 91 00:07:32,962 --> 00:07:34,863 Don't tell me your friend didn't do this. 92 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:36,865 - He didn't do it. - Then who?! 93 00:07:36,932 --> 00:07:39,834 I don't see everybody who comes in this building. 94 00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:42,531 - So it was your friend! - It was not! 95 00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:43,368 Would you two shut up? 96 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:45,305 I'm trying to watch the TV! 97 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:47,172 Tell him to leave me alone! 98 00:07:47,243 --> 00:07:49,144 TV announcer: Here's Bill with the latest 99 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:51,407 on this afternoon's Burger blood-bath. 100 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,712 A brave eight-year-old boy is now a national hero 101 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:57,651 for shooting a gunman who slaughtered six people 102 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,053 in a crowded Brooklyn Burger Bun this afternoon. 103 00:08:00,122 --> 00:08:01,181 Ricky Lapinsky... 104 00:08:01,257 --> 00:08:02,885 Man: Come here! 105 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:06,053 That says "Lucy," right? 106 00:08:06,128 --> 00:08:07,528 Lucy! 107 00:08:07,596 --> 00:08:09,792 It does not say "Lucy"! 108 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,630 - You can't even read! - Ray, Ray... 109 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,329 got a minute? What does that say? 110 00:08:14,403 --> 00:08:17,271 I don't know, Juan, it's all Chinese to me. 111 00:08:17,339 --> 00:08:19,433 Ah-ha! So it's your Chink friend, then! 112 00:08:19,508 --> 00:08:21,636 You're so stupid! 113 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,679 Do you hear what she calls me?! All right... 114 00:08:23,746 --> 00:08:26,045 - forget the tattoo! - See you later, Juan. 115 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:27,174 Take care. 116 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:29,081 You said I could. 117 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:32,747 When you learn to respect your father and speak to your father, 118 00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:35,086 then maybe I'll let you look like a whore! 119 00:08:35,157 --> 00:08:38,218 Mommy, he said I could get a tattoo, and I'm getting it! 120 00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:40,422 - Yes, I am! - No, you're not! 121 00:08:40,496 --> 00:08:42,988 If you don't shut up, I'll go crazy! 122 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:46,399 I've been working all day and I want to watch TV, coño! 123 00:08:46,468 --> 00:08:49,870 Earlier today, Mayor Geminelli praised Ricky 124 00:08:49,939 --> 00:08:51,703 as one of New York's finest. 125 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:53,970 Geminelli: This boy is a hero. 126 00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:58,174 And if I had 20 more like him, I could wipe out crime in this city. 127 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,375 TV announcer #1: The mayor had less flattering remarks 128 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:03,112 for New York City Detective Raymond Pluto 129 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:05,814 who was in the restaurant ordering lunch 130 00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:07,584 at the time of the massacre. 131 00:09:07,656 --> 00:09:10,626 Although armed and standing merely 10 feet away, 132 00:09:10,693 --> 00:09:15,131 Detective Pluto apparently was unable to stop the slaughter 133 00:09:15,197 --> 00:09:17,325 because of a bad back. 134 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,733 Ray: What if I hadn't been in the place? 135 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:23,636 Did they think about that? 136 00:09:23,706 --> 00:09:26,835 Then the kid wouldn't have had the gun to shoot the guy. 137 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,825 Hey, everybody, welcome to Fitness Cheers! 138 00:09:48,897 --> 00:09:51,833 We've got a really tough workout coming up... 139 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,335 (PHONE RINGS) 140 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,838 - Yeah? - Man: Detective Pluto? 141 00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:59,204 I'm calling from "The New York Post." 142 00:09:59,274 --> 00:10:01,266 - I need to verify some facts. - What facts? 143 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,403 Are you Detective Pluto whose wife and daughter 144 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,278 were killed in a hit-and-run accident two years ago? 145 00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:11,549 'I tell ya... 146 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:15,714 All right, guys, let's stretch out. 147 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:18,283 Let's go down for four. And two... 148 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,488 (PHONE RINGS) 149 00:10:20,562 --> 00:10:24,499 You motherfucking cocksucking fucking piece of shit! 150 00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:27,229 - Fucking press cockroach! - Ray? It's me, Jerry. 151 00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:28,634 Hey. 152 00:10:28,704 --> 00:10:30,468 Aw, man... 153 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:33,202 - I'm sorry, Jerry. - Jerry: You all right? 154 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:35,471 - You sound really upset. - I thought you were 155 00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:38,013 this scumbag reporter who's been calling. 156 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,049 I'm sorry. How are you doing? 157 00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:42,380 Just checking up on you. What are you doing? 158 00:10:42,451 --> 00:10:45,285 I was sitting around, smoking some hash. 159 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,957 Yeah, me too! I just did a whole bucket of crack! 160 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,051 You're too much, man. 161 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:54,460 I got the number for that chiropractor. 162 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,658 Oh great. Go ahead 163 00:10:56,732 --> 00:10:59,497 You're ready? Dr. Beamer. 164 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:02,561 555-0191. 165 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:05,005 All right. Good, man. 166 00:11:05,074 --> 00:11:07,543 - I appreciate it. - So... 167 00:11:07,609 --> 00:11:09,441 how are you feeling mentally? 168 00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,571 I'm doing good, man. 169 00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:13,275 You know? 170 00:11:13,348 --> 00:11:16,580 - Thinking about a few things. - Care to talk about it? 171 00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:17,711 Sure. 172 00:11:17,786 --> 00:11:18,786 Umm... 173 00:11:20,122 --> 00:11:22,216 Did you ever notice... 174 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:25,557 women sometimes call each other "guys"? 175 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:28,893 They'll say, "Let's go, guys," and it's all girls there. 176 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,956 Yeah, I've seen them do that. 177 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,695 Guys don't do that. 178 00:11:32,768 --> 00:11:36,227 You never hear guys go, "Let's go, girls." 179 00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:38,706 What, guys calling other guys "girls"? 180 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,436 Ray: Yeah... 181 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:43,445 - it'd be an insult. - Like calling them a fag. 182 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:46,710 Exactly. But it's okay for women to say, 183 00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:49,752 "Hey, let's go, guys." 184 00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:52,219 It's fucking crazy. 185 00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,085 Ray: You know? 186 00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:57,820 - Yeah? - All right... thanks for calling. 187 00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:01,295 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 188 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:16,243 (WORLD TRANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 189 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,645 It's Killer. 190 00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:26,944 It'll blast you like a Sandinistan guerilla. 191 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,644 Killer. You don't know the diller. 192 00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:32,882 Everybody knows that I'm a Killer. 193 00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:42,230 - Man: Who is it? - Cletis. 194 00:13:42,297 --> 00:13:44,061 Man: About time. 195 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:48,567 - Maribel: I hate you! - No, you don't! 196 00:13:48,637 --> 00:13:50,936 You love me! I'm your papi! 197 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:54,534 - Maribel: I hate you! - No, you don't mean that! 198 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,575 - What you looking at? - What the fuck you looking at? 199 00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:03,142 You do that graffiti? 200 00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:07,580 Cletis, come on! We got work to do. 201 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,459 Pendejo, coño. 202 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,267 Al right. 203 00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:22,634 We got the guy already tied up in the chair. 204 00:14:22,704 --> 00:14:25,572 We got the Chinese food already delivered. 205 00:14:25,641 --> 00:14:28,372 Then you signal me, just with your eye. 206 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,638 Yeah. 207 00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:31,737 Then I take out a chopstick... 208 00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,606 like this. 209 00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,717 Put it in the guy's ear. 210 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:39,721 Then I take off my shoe. 211 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:49,491 - What do you think? - It's too quick. 212 00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:52,261 We want to inflict pain, right? 213 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,360 Long, slow... 214 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,531 painful pain. 215 00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:10,418 He's sitting in the chair... 216 00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:12,818 all immobilized and shit. 217 00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:18,352 Now, that would hurt. 218 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:20,919 - Cletis: You see that? - Mmm-hmm. 219 00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,667 - Man: Good shot! - A dart in the eyeball. 220 00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:31,298 That is pain. And I got four more left. 221 00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:33,308 Maybe I should throw a couple. 222 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:36,243 - You? - Just... 223 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,939 one or two. 224 00:15:39,014 --> 00:15:42,348 - You're saying you like this? - Oh, man! Come on! 225 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,352 We're totally using that! 226 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:49,050 I told you. You are a great writer. 227 00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:52,253 Let's get this shit down. Scene 29: interior, 228 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,855 - warehouse - day. - Dictate this for me, Duke. 229 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,662 I want to do the darts going in with a giant close-up. 230 00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,894 We need the right sound. I want a solid "thwock!" 231 00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,849 When it sticks in the dude's head. Write that down. 232 00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:07,468 T-H-W-O-C-K. 233 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,238 Thwock. 234 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,715 Cute little guy. 235 00:16:13,782 --> 00:16:16,650 He's getting that award from Geminelli today. 236 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:19,313 Nothing for that cop, though. 237 00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:21,721 I feel kind of sorry for him. 238 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,884 Oh come on. The putz was there. 239 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,394 He had his gun out and he couldn't do it. 240 00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:28,487 It's called "performance anxiety." 241 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:31,431 He just couldn't get it up. 242 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,798 Detective Pluto? 243 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:35,761 This way. 244 00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,440 I think that was the guy. 245 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,672 How long has your back been bothering you? 246 00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:46,715 - About three years. - You've never seen a chiropractor? 247 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:48,375 - No. - Why not? 248 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,477 I usually go to regular doctors. 249 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:56,582 I've been looking at your X-rays, sent by your regular doctor 250 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,752 and I think I've seen the problem... 251 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,092 In your lower back, here. 252 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,564 Can I say something for a second? 253 00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:06,067 Do you know chiropractic medicine has been recognized 254 00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:08,603 by medical associations since 19637 255 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,640 - No, I didn't know that. - Well, it has. 256 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,607 Okay? Right. 257 00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:16,304 Take a look at this. See? 258 00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:18,108 Look at your lower spine. 259 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,876 Now... 260 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:22,349 look at this. What do you see? 261 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,182 Doctor: The skeleton's spine is curved... 262 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,382 whereas yours is straight. 263 00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:32,394 No curve, no flexibility. No flexibility, no strength. 264 00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:34,896 Your muscles around the vertebrae must work overtime 265 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:36,932 just to hold your spine in place. 266 00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:40,628 Finally, they spasm and your back goes out. 267 00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:43,934 Could you slip your jacket off and lie down on the table? 268 00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,166 Ray: Okay. 269 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:53,406 - Can you take your gun off? - Oh... yeah. 270 00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:57,047 Give it to me. 271 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,990 You'll be head up this end. 272 00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:03,753 Face through the gap. 273 00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:11,597 Do you have some kind of pillow I could... 274 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,226 No, just relax your head. 275 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,464 - Okay. - Relax. 276 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,272 Ray: Oh yeah... 277 00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,471 Oh yeah. I got it. 278 00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:26,481 - Your L-5s are all jammed up. - The L-5? 279 00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:28,141 Yeah. Okay. 280 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:31,812 I'll release that. Now, just relax. 281 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:34,447 It looks more frightening than it is. 282 00:18:34,523 --> 00:18:37,618 Just relax. It'll help release your muscles. 283 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,760 Much better. Turn over, please. 284 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:55,206 Don't cross your feet. 285 00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:57,007 Okay, now... 286 00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,980 - Just relax. - Mmm-hmm. 287 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,885 I'll give you some exercises to do every day 288 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:06,683 in addition to the adjustments. 289 00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:09,816 - Adjustments? - (POP) 290 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:15,089 How long have you been on the police force? 291 00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:17,029 I don't know. Probably about... 292 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,829 - (POP) - Well done! Unbelievable. 293 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:22,996 It takes most people weeks to get that kind of release. 294 00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:27,202 Relax. I'll do one more thing, and then you're through. 295 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:38,046 I want to pop your fifth dorsal vertebra. 296 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,647 - Where is that? - In the back of your spine. 297 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:47,251 - Take a deep breath in. - Okay. 298 00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,927 And let it go. 299 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,831 Didn't get it. Let's try again. 300 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,064 Deep breath in. 301 00:19:57,138 --> 00:19:58,936 Now breathe out. 302 00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:02,000 You're holding back on me, Detective. 303 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,103 Sorry. 304 00:20:04,179 --> 00:20:06,239 Maybe you want to try it again? 305 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,747 I think we've done enough for today. 306 00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:17,749 Girl: All right. I got a tattoo. 307 00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:19,988 - No, you didn't! - Girl: I did! 308 00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:22,587 Girl #2: Let's see it then. 309 00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:25,156 That shit looks nice, Lucy. 310 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,327 Yeah, this bug's mad cute! 311 00:20:27,402 --> 00:20:30,531 I'll look hot in my bikini this summer, right? 312 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,733 - No doubt. We're buggin'. - I get mine, 313 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:36,608 - we'll be the Buggin' Crew. - Lucy: Oh yeah... 314 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:39,512 - the Three Lady Bugs. - I'm getting one too. 315 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,777 - All in red. - You dreamin', girl. 316 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,512 You ain't gonna get a tattoo. 317 00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:46,714 Lucy: Her father would kill her. 318 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,087 Maybe you should get... 319 00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:51,991 one of those stick-ons. The shit that washes off. 320 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:55,463 Girl #2: Let's go to my house. It's free. 321 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,192 I need cigarettes. 322 00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:56,855 What's up, little one? 323 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,119 I wanna do it. 324 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,690 Hey, Ping Pong... she wants to do it. 325 00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:14,766 Let's do it. 326 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,942 - Where did you get the money? - I found his Christmas tips 327 00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,986 from all the tenants. 328 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,249 He's saving it for our trip to Disneyworld. 329 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:29,655 He made $2,000 just from tips. 330 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,250 Shit, I should be a super. 331 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:34,796 - I want a third up front. - How much is that? 332 00:22:35,864 --> 00:22:37,890 Ping Pong, what's a third of 2,0007? 333 00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:41,368 - A half would be 1,000. - I know what a half is. 334 00:22:41,436 --> 00:22:44,406 What the fuck is a third of 2,000?! 335 00:22:44,472 --> 00:22:46,566 It's 300. 336 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:49,167 I want $300, then we do it. 337 00:23:00,855 --> 00:23:02,517 Okay. 338 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,928 - Man: You like it? - Where did you get it? 339 00:23:08,997 --> 00:23:11,523 Mr. Magic's, down in the Village. 340 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,761 What street? 341 00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:17,431 - Avenue C. Why? - I might get one. 342 00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:19,701 Maribel: How much does it cost? 343 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,140 Man: $45. 344 00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:24,771 - Does it hurt bad? - No, it doesn't hurt bad. 345 00:23:24,846 --> 00:23:28,715 If you want, I can go with you and make sure they do it okay... 346 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:33,016 You want a tattoo? I'll give you one for free. 347 00:23:40,028 --> 00:23:42,156 Let me see them come back here and do this shit again, 348 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:43,664 I'll kick their ass. 349 00:23:43,731 --> 00:23:45,893 - Shit. - Hey, Juan, ¿qué pasa? 350 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,129 Just working, my friend. 351 00:23:48,203 --> 00:23:50,399 Fucking graffiti's like a fungus. 352 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:53,271 You don't take care of it right away, it'll spread all over. 353 00:23:53,341 --> 00:23:54,775 Well... 354 00:23:54,843 --> 00:23:58,211 - you're taking care of it. - I know who's doing it. 355 00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:00,373 Those little shit friends of Maribel's. 356 00:24:00,448 --> 00:24:04,476 I'll catch them one day and kick them right up the ass. 357 00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:08,387 - How's your back? - I'm seeing this chiropractor. 358 00:24:08,456 --> 00:24:10,721 Ray, that shit don't work. 359 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:13,421 You gotta relax. I go fishing. 360 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,124 - That's how I relax. - Out in the ocean? 361 00:24:16,197 --> 00:24:18,757 Are you fucking crazy? Right there. 79th Street, 362 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,064 on the Hudson. Good fishing there. 363 00:24:21,135 --> 00:24:23,536 Come out with me one day. You'll like it. 364 00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:26,040 - I don't know. - I got a rod. 365 00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,406 I bought a rod for Maribel, she don't use it. 366 00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:30,468 Knock on my door, we'll go fishing, 367 00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:34,107 - that'll straighten you out. - Maybe I'll do that. 368 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,242 - Let's do that. - Okay. 369 00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:38,843 - Thanks, Juan. - Okay. Take care of that back. 370 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,448 Duke: Coming. 371 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,924 Your order. 372 00:24:44,993 --> 00:24:47,326 Yo, I caught you on the tube. 373 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:51,162 I didn't know you were a cop. I'm Duke. This is Cletis. 374 00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:52,962 How you doing? Ray Pluto. 375 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,560 What's with the suits? Going to a costume party? 376 00:24:56,871 --> 00:25:00,672 - No, this is how we dress. - The '70s are back. 377 00:25:00,742 --> 00:25:03,268 You should check it out. - Okay. 378 00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:05,540 Duke: Let me ask you something. 379 00:25:05,613 --> 00:25:08,276 You've seen a lot of crazy shit as a cop, right? 380 00:25:08,349 --> 00:25:11,547 - People shot, stabbed... - I guess so. 381 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:13,588 Ever seen a guy with darts stuck in him? 382 00:25:13,655 --> 00:25:15,817 - Throwing darts? - Cletis: Yes. 383 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,883 Perforating him in the head, the eyeballs and the chin. 384 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,622 Have you ever seen anything like that? 385 00:25:20,695 --> 00:25:22,755 I don't think so. 386 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:25,493 You've never seen it in a movie either, have you? 387 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,366 No, I... no. 388 00:25:29,437 --> 00:25:30,837 Al right. 389 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,136 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 390 00:25:38,479 --> 00:25:40,607 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 391 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,110 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 392 00:25:45,186 --> 00:25:47,815 ♪ It may seem like a cold town ♪ 393 00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:49,858 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 394 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,688 I'll tell you, Lieutenant, 395 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,990 I've been doing these exercises every day, 396 00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:57,157 and my back has never felt better. 397 00:25:57,231 --> 00:26:01,669 "Det. Pluto has made tremendous progress this past week..." 398 00:26:01,736 --> 00:26:05,639 "In his doctor's opinion, Det. Pluto is fit for active duty." 399 00:26:05,707 --> 00:26:08,643 This is from a damn chiropractor. 400 00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:10,975 Yes, sir. And I don't know if you know, 401 00:26:11,045 --> 00:26:14,345 but chiropractic medicine has been recognized by medical associations 402 00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:17,112 - since 1962. - Recognize this. 403 00:26:17,185 --> 00:26:19,347 If I hear your fucking back goes out again, 404 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:22,515 I'll put you behind a desk out on Staten Island. 405 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:25,059 - How's your dictation? - Not as good as Dimitri's. 406 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,856 What did you say? 407 00:26:26,928 --> 00:26:31,024 With all disrespect... with no due respect, 408 00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:33,568 I don't know anything about dictation. 409 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,331 I'd probably be terrible at it. 410 00:26:35,403 --> 00:26:37,872 Get out before I stick my foot up your ass. 411 00:26:37,939 --> 00:26:39,305 Okay. 412 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:40,706 Thank you, sir. 413 00:26:42,276 --> 00:26:43,744 Great to be back. 414 00:26:59,227 --> 00:27:02,720 - You guys have seen Cubbins? - He's right behind you, Sherlock. 415 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,426 What are you doing sneaking up on me like that? 416 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:08,436 - How did it go? - Back on duty. 417 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:10,335 I'll treat you to lunch. 418 00:27:10,405 --> 00:27:12,431 Look at them. Must be nice, huh, Chick? 419 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,976 Sitting around, jerking off all day. 420 00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:18,912 Don't worry about me. I got all my cases cleared, 421 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,949 plus the two of yours they dumped on me 422 00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,712 when your partner went on restricted duty. 423 00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:27,347 You must want that Detective First Grade pretty bad. 424 00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:30,517 - No more than anyone else. - Hey, Pluto. 425 00:27:30,591 --> 00:27:33,857 - They're talking about you. - (TV SHOW MUSIC PLAYS) 426 00:27:33,928 --> 00:27:38,024 Tell, me, Ricky, are you angry with the policeman? 427 00:27:38,099 --> 00:27:40,591 No, 'cause he probably feels bad he couldn't save the people. 428 00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:44,105 TV host: Why couldn't he save the people? 429 00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:45,902 Ricky: Maybe he didn't know what to do. 430 00:27:45,973 --> 00:27:48,408 But maybe now, after seeing what I did, 431 00:27:48,476 --> 00:27:51,412 - he knows what to do next time. - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 432 00:27:51,479 --> 00:27:54,005 - Do you think he does? - I hope he does, 433 00:27:54,082 --> 00:27:56,210 so another kid doesn't have to shoot a man. 434 00:28:02,423 --> 00:28:03,686 Let's go. 435 00:28:07,495 --> 00:28:09,828 We need a title that smokes. 436 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,799 - Something that's in your face. - Right! 437 00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:21,134 - "Suck the Monkey"! - Cletis, I love you, man, 438 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:24,805 but we tag this movie, "Suck the Monkey," 439 00:28:24,879 --> 00:28:27,144 we lose out on our entire middle audience. 440 00:28:27,215 --> 00:28:29,707 That's a lot of box office. 441 00:28:29,784 --> 00:28:32,948 - This shit is pissing me off! - I know, man... 442 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:35,353 I know... wait a second. 443 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,289 We said we wanted something in your face. 444 00:28:37,358 --> 00:28:39,190 - Right. - There it is. 445 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,957 "In Yo Face." 446 00:28:42,029 --> 00:28:44,624 - "In Yo Face"? - It's Ebonics! 447 00:28:44,699 --> 00:28:46,998 "In Yo Face." 448 00:28:47,068 --> 00:28:51,164 And it's perfect now that we're making the Uzi twins black! 449 00:28:51,239 --> 00:28:53,140 Whoa. Stop. Decelerate. 450 00:28:53,207 --> 00:28:56,234 - When did we decide that? - I thought we said that. 451 00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:59,405 - I never said that. - I thought it'd be cool 452 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,881 - if they was Black. - Cool?! 453 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,612 Duke, I told you I am not into cool. 454 00:29:04,685 --> 00:29:07,678 I am into reality. And in reality, 455 00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:11,192 a brother would not act that way. Scene 32. 456 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:16,257 "The Uzi twins shoot a cop, 457 00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:18,822 - then run off into the night." - Right. 458 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,528 That's bullshit! 459 00:29:20,601 --> 00:29:24,003 There's no way a brother will run off all mortified! 460 00:29:24,071 --> 00:29:26,404 - He'll be like this... "Pow!" - Uh-huh. 461 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:29,603 He'll turn... and walk off like this. 462 00:29:29,677 --> 00:29:31,873 Cool and slow. 463 00:29:31,946 --> 00:29:36,213 Oh no, man, they would run, bro'! 464 00:29:36,284 --> 00:29:38,185 Fine! Fine! Fine! 465 00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:41,711 They run. But then we make them white. 466 00:29:41,789 --> 00:29:44,349 You sayin' a white guy will act like that? 467 00:29:44,425 --> 00:29:46,223 You tell me a Black guy'll act like that? 468 00:29:47,295 --> 00:29:48,820 Come on, man! 469 00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:50,831 Cletis, you're my friend! 470 00:29:50,898 --> 00:29:53,333 I don't want to be arguing with you. 471 00:29:53,401 --> 00:29:54,926 Yeah, you're my friend. 472 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,975 But I think you got a bit of racist in you. 473 00:30:06,047 --> 00:30:07,345 Whoa. 474 00:30:07,415 --> 00:30:09,145 Yo, bro'? 475 00:30:09,217 --> 00:30:11,118 - No. - Yes. 476 00:30:12,253 --> 00:30:13,812 I noticed it. 477 00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:19,794 Is it what I said about the Ebonics? 478 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,353 No, it's not that. 479 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,592 It's other things. 480 00:30:24,665 --> 00:30:26,725 But I don't take it personal, 481 00:30:26,801 --> 00:30:29,032 because you're white and you don't know any better. 482 00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:43,376 That's some mega-heavy shit, Cletis. 483 00:30:45,653 --> 00:30:47,087 I know. 484 00:30:52,627 --> 00:30:55,153 Okay... what if... 485 00:30:56,931 --> 00:30:59,093 we made the Uzi twins... 486 00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:01,667 Puerto Rican? 487 00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:07,505 What do you think? 488 00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,903 - All right? Bro'? - Bro'. 489 00:31:24,492 --> 00:31:26,688 You wanna open up to me, 490 00:31:27,862 --> 00:31:30,798 - you just go ahead. - Okay, I will. 491 00:31:30,865 --> 00:31:33,494 'Cause I think you keep a lot of stuff inside. 492 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:36,628 This whole Burger Bun thing. And that shit with Dimitri... 493 00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:38,935 Even Shelley's accident. 494 00:31:39,006 --> 00:31:41,635 You gotta let some of that stuff out. 495 00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:44,508 I absolutely agree with you 100%. 496 00:31:44,578 --> 00:31:47,013 - I'm sorry. - Yeah? 497 00:31:47,081 --> 00:31:48,879 But you never open up with me. 498 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,385 I mean... 499 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:55,082 I'm going through some heavy shit right now too, 500 00:31:55,156 --> 00:31:57,125 and I don't know if I can talk to you about it. 501 00:31:57,191 --> 00:31:59,683 That's not true. Come on. 502 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,730 You know that's not true. What is it? 503 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:09,997 I was walking behind you the other day in the precinct... 504 00:32:10,071 --> 00:32:13,508 and I realized that I was thinking... 505 00:32:13,574 --> 00:32:16,305 "Hey, Ray's got kind of a nice ass!" 506 00:32:16,377 --> 00:32:18,312 What did you say? 507 00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:20,746 See, I told you it was heavy! 508 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:23,751 You know... I'm not gay, okay? 509 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,617 - I'm not! - Of course. Everybody knows that. 510 00:32:26,687 --> 00:32:29,680 Then why am I looking at your ass? 511 00:32:29,757 --> 00:32:33,023 I don't know. It happens to everybody, I think. 512 00:32:33,094 --> 00:32:35,290 Have you ever looked at a guy's ass? 513 00:32:35,363 --> 00:32:37,389 I probably have... 514 00:32:37,465 --> 00:32:38,956 once or twice. 515 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:42,128 - Have you ever looked at my ass? - No. 516 00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:43,569 Why not? 517 00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:46,698 I think you gotta talk to somebody about this. 518 00:32:46,774 --> 00:32:48,504 I'm talking to you. 519 00:32:48,576 --> 00:32:50,977 I mean a professional. 520 00:32:52,046 --> 00:32:53,639 - A shrink? - Yeah. 521 00:32:53,714 --> 00:32:55,546 To get it off your chest. 522 00:32:55,616 --> 00:32:57,676 If you talk to a lot of shrinks, 523 00:32:57,752 --> 00:33:00,950 they'll tell you that deep down inside, 524 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:05,289 - everybody's gay. - I'm not fucking gay! 525 00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,487 I told you, I'm not! 526 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:09,462 - I didn't... - Why do I even... 527 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:12,125 All I'm trying to say to you is, 528 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,259 you're my friend, okay? 529 00:33:14,335 --> 00:33:16,236 And that's all that matters. 530 00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:18,295 Okay, cowboy? 531 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,035 Here's what we'll do. Drop me off up here. 532 00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:22,804 I'll go to my appointment 533 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:26,245 and I'll hook up with you later and we'll figure this thing out. 534 00:33:26,313 --> 00:33:28,873 - It's probably just a phase. - Okay. 535 00:33:28,949 --> 00:33:33,045 Maybe it was just an accident. Your eyes happened to look there. 536 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,588 - You think so? - Could be. 537 00:33:35,956 --> 00:33:38,357 You'll be fine. All right? 538 00:33:38,426 --> 00:33:39,792 Jerry: All right. 539 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,701 Much better. Still doing the exercises? 540 00:33:47,768 --> 00:33:48,861 Ray: Every day. 541 00:33:50,838 --> 00:33:53,273 How's the pelvic area? 542 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,535 Any tension? 543 00:33:55,876 --> 00:33:57,242 Roll over. 544 00:34:04,351 --> 00:34:05,444 So... 545 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,046 where are you from, if you don't mind me asking? 546 00:34:09,123 --> 00:34:10,989 And if I do? 547 00:34:11,058 --> 00:34:13,459 I was wondering because of your accent. 548 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,394 Brighton. 549 00:34:16,464 --> 00:34:18,160 On the English Channel. 550 00:34:18,232 --> 00:34:20,565 How long have you been over here? 551 00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:23,798 - Six years. - Married? 552 00:34:23,871 --> 00:34:25,965 Once. 553 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,441 - You? - Same. 554 00:34:31,412 --> 00:34:34,849 Thanks for getting that recommendation out so quickly, Doc. 555 00:34:34,915 --> 00:34:37,510 You got it off fast, and I'm back on duty. 556 00:34:37,585 --> 00:34:41,681 You have an excellent recovery. I'm impressed by your discipline. 557 00:34:41,755 --> 00:34:44,953 Chiropractic is a lifetime commitment. 558 00:34:45,025 --> 00:34:47,585 Really? I didn't know that. 559 00:34:47,661 --> 00:34:50,654 I'll have another go at your fifth dorsal vertebra. 560 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,638 Take a deep breath. 561 00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:03,974 Hold it and... 562 00:35:05,513 --> 00:35:06,981 Damn it. 563 00:35:07,047 --> 00:35:08,845 I'll get this bastard. 564 00:35:16,023 --> 00:35:17,651 Take a deep breath in. 565 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:21,929 - (POP) - Oh... yeah. 566 00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,555 I got it. 567 00:35:23,631 --> 00:35:24,929 Yeah. 568 00:36:11,245 --> 00:36:13,305 No, wait just a goddamn minute! 569 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,144 - Sorry, Dr. Beamer. - Stop calling me that! 570 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,118 My name's Ann! And I like you, Detective. 571 00:36:18,185 --> 00:36:20,518 But if you think I'll screw you on this table! 572 00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:22,420 Of course not, Dr... Ann! 573 00:36:22,489 --> 00:36:25,254 - I have no excuse. I'm sorry. - Stop apologizing! 574 00:36:25,326 --> 00:36:27,557 Did you hear me scream for help? 575 00:36:27,628 --> 00:36:29,859 I've got three patients waiting outside. 576 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,764 Maybe I should just get out of here. 577 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:34,597 I don't know what I was thinking. 578 00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:38,366 - Wait a second. - What? 579 00:36:41,642 --> 00:36:44,043 - How do I look? - Not good. 580 00:36:48,616 --> 00:36:51,017 - Did you want maybe... - Sure. 581 00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,212 What? 582 00:36:52,286 --> 00:36:54,482 I thought you meant... 583 00:36:54,555 --> 00:36:56,990 I meant, do you want to have some dinner? 584 00:36:57,057 --> 00:36:58,855 Oh yeah. I could do that. 585 00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:01,862 - What did you think I meant? - That. Dinner. 586 00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,093 Okay. 587 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:17,038 Keep doing those exercises. It's important. 588 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:20,638 Nora. Hi. Ed, Francine. 589 00:37:20,714 --> 00:37:22,842 How are you doing? 590 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:24,612 Bye. 591 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:28,053 Detective Pluto will be in next week, Teesha. 592 00:37:29,223 --> 00:37:32,057 Ed, let's get cracking. 593 00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:43,695 Maribel says she's getting a tattoo. 594 00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:45,933 - Bullshit. - Yeah? 595 00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:49,272 - I'll show you bullshit tomorrow. - Your father said yes? 596 00:37:49,343 --> 00:37:51,574 - Uh-huh. - Where you gonna get it? 597 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,615 - Mr. Magic, down in the Village. - What street? 598 00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:57,879 - Avenue C. - How much does he charge? 599 00:37:57,951 --> 00:37:59,419 $45. 600 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,320 All right. You can be Baby Bug. 601 00:38:02,389 --> 00:38:05,325 - I'm called Lady Bug. - I'm Jewel Bug. 602 00:38:05,392 --> 00:38:08,829 - I still don't believe you. - That's because you're Bug Spray. 603 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,164 Fuck you, bitches. 604 00:38:25,779 --> 00:38:27,805 Juan: Doing good, Ray. 605 00:38:27,881 --> 00:38:29,782 You'll catch something. 606 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,081 I used to come out here with Maribel. 607 00:38:32,152 --> 00:38:34,314 She used to take this fishing seriously. 608 00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:36,516 She'd say, "Papi, you gotta be quiet 609 00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:38,422 so the fish don't hear you." 610 00:38:38,492 --> 00:38:41,360 Then she'd say, "Just whisper." 611 00:38:41,428 --> 00:38:45,024 We'd spend the whole afternoon here, whispering to each other. 612 00:38:45,099 --> 00:38:47,500 Why did she stop? 613 00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:49,537 She's growing up. 614 00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:51,469 Now she hates her old man. 615 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:54,906 - Everything I say is stupid. - Nah, she doesn't hate you. 616 00:38:54,975 --> 00:38:58,673 I know she says that shit sometimes. 617 00:38:58,746 --> 00:39:01,648 She gave me this for my birthday. 618 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:03,707 - That's nice. - Nice, right? 619 00:39:04,785 --> 00:39:07,880 She still calls me "Papi," so I know she loves me. 620 00:39:07,955 --> 00:39:10,390 Now she thinks she can do whatever she wants. 621 00:39:10,457 --> 00:39:12,949 She's telling me, "I'm getting a tattoo." 622 00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:15,962 I said, "You're not. You live in my house." 623 00:39:16,029 --> 00:39:20,160 She doesn't respect me. I gotta teach her respect. 624 00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:23,170 It kills me to do that... 625 00:39:24,238 --> 00:39:26,707 but she's still my little girl. 626 00:39:26,774 --> 00:39:28,208 I love her. 627 00:39:29,343 --> 00:39:32,871 - I think it's a tough age. - You're telling me? 628 00:39:32,946 --> 00:39:36,212 You're lucky you don't have a daughter. 629 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:41,516 - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. - It's okay. 630 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,786 I'm sorry. That was stupid of me. 631 00:39:49,997 --> 00:39:51,727 Hey, guys. 632 00:39:51,799 --> 00:39:53,233 What's up? 633 00:39:54,301 --> 00:39:56,236 - What do you want? - Ping Pong: Do it! 634 00:40:14,021 --> 00:40:16,115 Ping Pong, come on. 635 00:40:23,831 --> 00:40:26,266 - You know those guys? - No. You okay? 636 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,199 - Ray: Yeah. You? - Juan: I'm all right. 637 00:40:28,268 --> 00:40:30,203 Those fucking pendejos! 638 00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:34,442 Fuck! They shot the fucking fish! 639 00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:37,034 - Ray: I think he's alive. - No, man! 640 00:40:42,382 --> 00:40:44,078 Is that too symbolic? 641 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:46,143 No, man. 642 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,916 We need symbols. 643 00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:50,822 I'm telling you, the French bug out for that shit. 644 00:40:50,891 --> 00:40:53,417 - Know what I'm saying? - I've been thinking 'bout Cannes. 645 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,520 I bet you have, bro'. 646 00:40:55,596 --> 00:40:57,656 I see us winning Best Picture. 647 00:40:57,731 --> 00:41:00,530 - Don't you? - From which arises a question. 648 00:41:00,601 --> 00:41:02,297 Duke: Uh-huh? 649 00:41:02,369 --> 00:41:04,270 When we walk up on stage... 650 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:07,206 - to accept that prize... - Right. 651 00:41:07,274 --> 00:41:10,836 - Which one of us walks first? - We go together. 652 00:41:10,911 --> 00:41:13,881 Side by side. Unified. 653 00:41:15,382 --> 00:41:17,317 What if the staircase leading to the stage 654 00:41:17,384 --> 00:41:19,478 is too narrow for the both of us? 655 00:41:19,553 --> 00:41:21,385 Who walks up first? 656 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:29,993 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 657 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,497 - Who is it? - Man: Chinese food. 658 00:41:34,568 --> 00:41:35,968 Second floor. 659 00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:42,933 All right, man, reality check. 660 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:46,606 We're not walking on any stage until we finish this scene! 661 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,546 - Know what I'm saying? - Okay. 662 00:41:48,615 --> 00:41:50,516 Both: Yeah. Let's get to work. 663 00:41:50,584 --> 00:41:52,610 - Duke: Let's do it. - Cletis: All right. 664 00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:01,394 Ann: Chiropractic is primarily manipulation of the spine 665 00:42:01,461 --> 00:42:03,020 in order to relieve pain. 666 00:42:03,096 --> 00:42:04,997 All I know is my back feels great. 667 00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:06,931 And I enjoy getting on that table with you. 668 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,663 Ray, I need to talk about what happened. 669 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,797 - I meant getting adjustments. - I don't want you to think... 670 00:42:12,873 --> 00:42:15,672 - It was just one of those things. - Yeah, you're right. 671 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,142 It was spur of the moment, 672 00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:19,406 - but... - I don't. 673 00:42:19,479 --> 00:42:22,540 - You don't what? - What you were saying. 674 00:42:22,616 --> 00:42:23,675 Oh. 675 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,049 Isn't that what you were just saying? 676 00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:29,988 I know myself pretty well. 677 00:42:30,057 --> 00:42:33,391 I know I'm not an impulsive person. 678 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,554 Got it. 679 00:42:35,629 --> 00:42:37,928 I smell smoke. 680 00:42:37,998 --> 00:42:40,627 - Can you smell smoke? - No. 681 00:42:42,869 --> 00:42:44,895 What? 682 00:42:44,972 --> 00:42:47,464 Ann: God damn it! Those people are smoking. 683 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,373 Excuse me. 684 00:42:49,443 --> 00:42:52,379 - Those people are smoking. - Is it bothering you? 685 00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:55,348 No, it's not bothering me, it's killing me. 686 00:42:55,415 --> 00:42:58,010 Do you know second-hand smoke causes lung cancer, 687 00:42:58,085 --> 00:43:01,852 - heart disease and emphysema? - I'll try not to breathe. 688 00:43:01,922 --> 00:43:05,723 It's moments like this I really wish I had a gun. 689 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,658 You've got a gun, don't you? 690 00:43:07,728 --> 00:43:09,720 No, I'm off duty. I didn't bring it. 691 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,287 Pity. 692 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:16,993 - Let's not let it ruin our meal. - Right. 693 00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:19,266 - How's the fish? - Great. The chicken? 694 00:43:19,339 --> 00:43:20,864 Not bad. Do you want to taste... 695 00:43:22,442 --> 00:43:24,308 They're smoking again! 696 00:43:26,179 --> 00:43:29,081 - What are you doing? - Enough of this frou-frou shit. 697 00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:33,819 - Man: Jesus Christ! - (PEOPLE GASP) 698 00:43:36,256 --> 00:43:37,986 It was her! 699 00:43:40,794 --> 00:43:44,925 And good things continue to develop for New York's youngest hero, 700 00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:46,466 Ricky Lapinsky. 701 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:49,970 Earlier today, Lapinsky's parents received an offer 702 00:43:50,037 --> 00:43:52,597 from Macaulay Culkin for the film rights... 703 00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:55,199 That's the kid from "Home Alone." I love that movie. 704 00:43:55,275 --> 00:43:58,370 ...reportedly seeking an action vehicle for himself 705 00:43:58,445 --> 00:44:00,971 - to write, direct... - Woman: "I see, you see, 706 00:44:01,048 --> 00:44:04,416 he/she/it see." - Sees. 707 00:44:05,485 --> 00:44:07,454 "He sees the mouse." 708 00:44:07,521 --> 00:44:09,649 Everybody else "see" the mouse. 709 00:44:09,723 --> 00:44:11,817 Why he "sees" it? 710 00:44:11,892 --> 00:44:14,589 This language makes no sense. I'll flunk this test. 711 00:44:14,661 --> 00:44:17,995 No, you'll pass. Just relax. 712 00:44:18,065 --> 00:44:20,557 "He sees the mouse." 713 00:44:20,634 --> 00:44:22,626 Okay, baby. 714 00:44:24,671 --> 00:44:27,163 Goodbye. There's chicken in the fridge. 715 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,266 I told Maribel to heat it up for you. 716 00:44:29,342 --> 00:44:32,141 - Wish me luck. - I wish you luck. 717 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,840 Adiosito. 718 00:44:47,961 --> 00:44:50,795 Ann: I am really sorry about the whole thing. 719 00:44:50,864 --> 00:44:53,231 Smoking is against the law. I could have arrested them. 720 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:56,634 - You should have. - What did the guy say again? 721 00:44:56,703 --> 00:44:59,434 "If you persist on throwing food, I'll have to ask you to leave." 722 00:44:59,506 --> 00:45:02,340 He said, "young lady," or something. Hey. 723 00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:04,469 - Hi, Pluto. - What are you doing? 724 00:45:04,544 --> 00:45:06,570 - Nothing. - This is Maribel, 725 00:45:06,646 --> 00:45:10,276 - whom I've known since she was two. - Nice to meet you. 726 00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:13,320 Did your dad tell you we went fishing? 727 00:45:13,386 --> 00:45:15,878 I used your pole, which you were pretty good with. 728 00:45:15,956 --> 00:45:19,290 - I was never good. - Okay. 729 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,988 - Maribel: Hasta la vista. - Hasta luego. 730 00:45:22,062 --> 00:45:23,530 Hasta manana. 731 00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:26,123 - Ann: Good Spanish. - Thanks. 732 00:45:29,703 --> 00:45:32,605 Sorry about that front room. I'm actually renovating. 733 00:45:32,672 --> 00:45:36,404 I'll just eat and run, since I have to go to work early. 734 00:45:36,476 --> 00:45:38,308 - Ray: What did you say? - I like candles. 735 00:45:38,378 --> 00:45:39,846 They'd work better if you lit them. 736 00:45:39,913 --> 00:45:41,313 Ice cream. 737 00:45:45,152 --> 00:45:47,747 You left that there so I'd think you're a good boy? 738 00:45:48,822 --> 00:45:51,223 I actually do the exercises every day. 739 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:54,090 - All of them? - Except for TA. 740 00:45:54,161 --> 00:45:56,130 - Doesn't do anything. - What? 741 00:45:56,196 --> 00:45:57,926 It works incredibly well. 742 00:45:57,998 --> 00:45:59,830 Let me see what you've been doing. 743 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:01,300 Ann: Show me. 744 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:05,004 I'll show you. 745 00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:10,304 I don't feel anything. 746 00:46:11,578 --> 00:46:15,071 It's called the "pelvic lift," which suggests a little elevation. 747 00:46:15,148 --> 00:46:16,411 Try again. 748 00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:18,315 - Up here. - That high? 749 00:46:18,385 --> 00:46:20,047 Yes. Now lower. 750 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,611 And raise. 751 00:46:21,688 --> 00:46:23,452 - You feel that? - Mm-hm. 752 00:46:23,523 --> 00:46:26,425 - It opens you right here. - Ticklish. 753 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,266 (SALSA MUSIC PLAYS) 754 00:47:23,116 --> 00:47:24,982 Hi, Lucy. 755 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,713 Hi, Mirabel. 756 00:47:26,786 --> 00:47:28,846 I'm going to get a tattoo. 757 00:47:28,922 --> 00:47:31,824 - No, you're not. - Yeah, look. 758 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,657 See, mine's in red. Told you. 759 00:47:36,696 --> 00:47:37,789 (WHISTLES) 760 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:42,194 - What's up, little one? - What are you doing here? 761 00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:44,568 Come see. 762 00:47:56,249 --> 00:47:59,811 - Is he dead? - Not yet. Get the money! 763 00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:02,582 Get the money! 764 00:48:04,224 --> 00:48:07,752 I'm sorry, but you better hurry before Mommy comes home 765 00:48:07,827 --> 00:48:09,921 and we have to do her ass too! 766 00:48:09,996 --> 00:48:13,057 - Go! Where's the money? - I'm getting it. 767 00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:24,571 Vámonos! Let's get outta here! 768 00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,576 Ping Pong: C'mon, let's go! 769 00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:31,982 No. 770 00:48:33,219 --> 00:48:34,949 - What? - Don't take that. 771 00:48:36,022 --> 00:48:38,924 Don't take it? After everything I did for you, 772 00:48:38,992 --> 00:48:40,585 you tell me what not to take? 773 00:48:43,897 --> 00:48:45,763 We should do her too. 774 00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:49,860 (JUAN GRUNTS) 775 00:48:55,608 --> 00:48:58,237 Fucking pendejo. 776 00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:00,075 Do his ass again. 777 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,079 Let's try it again. 778 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:10,214 You hear the shots. Pow! Pow! Pow! 779 00:49:10,290 --> 00:49:13,089 - I run to the window. - You see the Uzi twins 780 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,129 - waste the cop. - Our friend! Gone! 781 00:49:16,196 --> 00:49:18,324 - Annihilated! - You want to kill them! 782 00:49:18,398 --> 00:49:21,095 But I can't, 'cause they're running away, scared. 783 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,466 So you yell something at them! 784 00:49:25,572 --> 00:49:28,474 I see you, you goddamn Spic bastards! 785 00:49:28,541 --> 00:49:29,839 Cletis: I see you! 786 00:49:31,044 --> 00:49:34,981 - Yo, somebody saw us! - Cletis: Bastards! 787 00:49:35,048 --> 00:49:36,641 I see you! 788 00:49:36,716 --> 00:49:38,878 I told you to close the curtain! 789 00:49:38,952 --> 00:49:41,319 - Cletis: I see you! - Man: Shit! Go! 790 00:49:41,388 --> 00:49:43,357 Go, go, go! 791 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:10,744 Oh my God. 792 00:50:13,753 --> 00:50:15,221 Ah! 793 00:50:16,756 --> 00:50:19,954 Now that is great exercise for my back. 794 00:50:20,026 --> 00:50:21,722 Shut up! 795 00:50:21,795 --> 00:50:23,889 I mean it. 796 00:50:23,963 --> 00:50:28,196 It hasn't felt this loose in 10 years. 797 00:50:28,268 --> 00:50:31,727 Maybe you can incorporate this into your treatment program. 798 00:50:32,806 --> 00:50:34,399 Fine with me. 799 00:50:36,443 --> 00:50:39,743 I've never had sex with a policeman before. 800 00:50:39,813 --> 00:50:41,714 How was it? 801 00:50:41,781 --> 00:50:44,683 Can we try your handcuffs next time? 802 00:50:45,852 --> 00:50:47,320 Yeah. 803 00:50:48,555 --> 00:50:49,989 Yeah. 804 00:50:51,357 --> 00:50:53,451 The sun is nice. 805 00:50:56,930 --> 00:50:58,865 Are you asleep? 806 00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:09,439 I'll take a Double Bun burger 807 00:51:09,509 --> 00:51:11,876 with a chocolate shake, please. 808 00:51:26,059 --> 00:51:28,961 I had a really nice time last night. 809 00:51:29,028 --> 00:51:30,462 Me too. 810 00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:32,192 It was great. 811 00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:38,370 It's been a while for me, so... 812 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:45,038 - We should get coffee. - I agree. 813 00:51:46,112 --> 00:51:49,082 What's with the service in this place? 814 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:50,742 Hey! 815 00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:52,251 Hello? 816 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,344 Tell you what. 817 00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:56,889 If you can get somebody, get me scrambled eggs, 818 00:51:56,956 --> 00:51:59,482 - I'll grab a paper. - Okay. 819 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,529 Let me get this paper here. 820 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:27,286 Shelley! 821 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,948 Ray! 822 00:52:30,023 --> 00:52:32,857 Where have you been? Oh my God! 823 00:52:32,926 --> 00:52:35,418 Look, Cleo, it's your daddy. 824 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:38,858 Come on, Ray. Let's go home. 825 00:52:38,932 --> 00:52:41,697 Okay. Let me just get the paper. 826 00:52:42,769 --> 00:52:45,762 Want to say bye to Daddy? Say goodbye to Daddy. 827 00:52:45,838 --> 00:52:47,807 I don't have any change. Hey! 828 00:52:53,046 --> 00:52:54,046 Shelley! 829 00:53:28,648 --> 00:53:30,014 (BANGING) 830 00:53:31,384 --> 00:53:33,444 - Duke: Yo, Ray! - (BANGING ON DOOR) 831 00:53:33,519 --> 00:53:34,612 Mr. Pluto! 832 00:53:34,687 --> 00:53:36,349 Mr. Pluto! 833 00:53:39,158 --> 00:53:41,559 You better come down! There's some heavy shit going on! 834 00:53:41,628 --> 00:53:43,961 - What? - Somebody stabbed the super! 835 00:53:49,302 --> 00:53:51,862 - Excuse me. - Hey! 836 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,736 Detective. 837 00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:06,184 Sir... 838 00:54:11,024 --> 00:54:13,550 Maribel: I don't know. 839 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:16,152 Dimitri: Just answer the question, sweetheart. 840 00:54:16,229 --> 00:54:19,063 No. I told you I never saw them before. 841 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:21,363 Look at me. Come on. 842 00:54:21,434 --> 00:54:23,074 How did they get in? Did you buzz them in? 843 00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:24,195 Leave her alone. 844 00:54:25,672 --> 00:54:27,971 What are you doing here? 845 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:30,772 - This is my case. - We got this case an hour ago. 846 00:54:30,843 --> 00:54:34,507 - Where were you? - Touch her again, I'll lay you out. 847 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:39,149 Officer: Stop it! You can't come in here! 848 00:54:45,725 --> 00:54:48,320 God damn it, Pluto! This is bad, 849 00:54:48,394 --> 00:54:50,363 - very bad. - Lieutenant... 850 00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:53,559 Just shut up, because I'm starting to get confused. 851 00:54:53,633 --> 00:54:55,795 Are you trying to solve murders or cause them? 852 00:54:55,868 --> 00:54:59,635 Why am I responsible because I live in that building? 853 00:54:59,706 --> 00:55:02,266 It's never your fault, is it? 854 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:05,005 You never take responsibility for anything, do you? 855 00:55:05,078 --> 00:55:06,341 Yes, I do. 856 00:55:06,412 --> 00:55:09,143 Let me prove it by giving me this case. 857 00:55:09,215 --> 00:55:11,184 Let me have this case, please. 858 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,685 You and Cubbins have the body art murder. 859 00:55:13,753 --> 00:55:17,087 The guy's a friend of mine. He's hanging by a thread. 860 00:55:17,156 --> 00:55:20,217 I know his wife and daughter. Give me one more shot. 861 00:55:21,494 --> 00:55:23,360 No. Dimitri's got it. 862 00:55:25,965 --> 00:55:28,196 Anything you want to tell me? 863 00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:30,566 - About what? - The case. 864 00:55:30,636 --> 00:55:33,936 - You got any leads? - You're a detective. 865 00:55:34,006 --> 00:55:37,033 - Detect. - Cut the fucking attitude! 866 00:55:37,110 --> 00:55:40,672 You got any information, give it to him now! 867 00:55:40,747 --> 00:55:43,876 - Sorry. I don't know anything. - Dimitri: Hey, Pluto. 868 00:55:43,950 --> 00:55:46,613 I hear the girl and her father were fighting a lot. 869 00:55:46,686 --> 00:55:47,984 Who said that? 870 00:55:48,054 --> 00:55:51,081 A neighbor said they were going at it pretty heavy. 871 00:55:51,157 --> 00:55:52,921 - Heavy? - Yeah. 872 00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:57,828 No, not heavy. Just typical stuff between father and daughter. 873 00:55:59,098 --> 00:56:02,262 Wait a minute. What are you saying? 874 00:56:02,335 --> 00:56:04,099 I'm not saying anything. 875 00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:06,799 You're trying to bring her in on this. 876 00:56:06,873 --> 00:56:08,774 I can't fucking believe you! 877 00:56:08,841 --> 00:56:10,605 That's enough! Get the hell out! 878 00:56:10,676 --> 00:56:13,407 That's his only daughter. She loves him. 879 00:56:13,479 --> 00:56:16,938 She used to fish with him! She bought him a necklace. 880 00:56:17,016 --> 00:56:19,679 She loves him! You son of a bitch! 881 00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,983 - Get the hell out! - She loves him! 882 00:56:22,054 --> 00:56:24,216 Get out of here! 883 00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:27,260 Have some respect for your job! 884 00:56:29,796 --> 00:56:33,255 Ray: What's wrong with you people? Are you blind? 885 00:56:33,332 --> 00:56:34,527 God! 886 00:56:35,735 --> 00:56:38,034 He's her father! 887 00:56:40,006 --> 00:56:41,838 Ping Pong: "Super... 888 00:56:41,908 --> 00:56:43,536 at... 889 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,043 hospital... 890 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:47,808 barely conscious." 891 00:56:48,948 --> 00:56:51,543 Fucking guy's still alive, Jojo! 892 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:53,950 Not for long. What about us? 893 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:55,852 - It don't say nothing. - Read it to me! 894 00:56:55,922 --> 00:56:58,585 It just says it was two guys "that nobody saw, 895 00:56:58,658 --> 00:57:03,494 except the daughter, who was unable to give a des... 896 00:57:03,563 --> 00:57:05,759 - Des..." - Description! 897 00:57:05,832 --> 00:57:08,996 "Police say no other res... 898 00:57:09,068 --> 00:57:12,971 Residents wit... nessed the stabbing." 899 00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:14,837 I saw the guy in the window. 900 00:57:14,907 --> 00:57:18,207 - He was looking at me! - Then what's going on? 901 00:57:18,277 --> 00:57:20,007 I don't know. 902 00:57:20,079 --> 00:57:23,379 Maybe they're waiting for us to make a mistake. 903 00:57:23,449 --> 00:57:26,283 Maybe this guy's scared and hasn't told anybody. 904 00:57:28,754 --> 00:57:31,986 Look at those tears. That shit looks so real. 905 00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:35,085 We should have done her. She'll talk. 906 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,561 No! 907 00:57:36,629 --> 00:57:40,430 She can't touch us without bringing herself down! 908 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,664 All we have to do is say the fucking truth. 909 00:57:43,736 --> 00:57:45,364 She hired us! 910 00:57:45,438 --> 00:57:47,134 You really think that guy's seen us? 911 00:57:47,206 --> 00:57:48,970 He called us fucking Spics! 912 00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:51,601 - Let's go do him. - No. 913 00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:53,873 We're not going to do shit! 914 00:57:53,946 --> 00:57:56,609 We just have to sit here and think! 915 00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:59,015 We just gotta fucking think! 916 00:58:00,086 --> 00:58:03,955 It's a thinking man's game and you're not thinking! 917 00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:05,787 So think! 918 00:58:08,027 --> 00:58:09,893 We should just go do him! 919 00:58:09,962 --> 00:58:13,694 Let's go waste him right now, Jojo! 920 00:58:19,772 --> 00:58:22,640 Can you sit down? 921 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,506 You're making me nervous. 922 00:58:24,577 --> 00:58:27,137 You should be nervous, man. 923 00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,079 The super was stabbed yesterday. 924 00:58:29,148 --> 00:58:31,515 How does that make you feel? 925 00:58:31,584 --> 00:58:33,917 I'm bummed for the guy. 926 00:58:33,986 --> 00:58:35,852 No, Duke! 927 00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:40,652 He was almost killed, right in that window. 928 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:43,662 There's some weird energy coming in here. 929 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:46,358 - Can you feel it? - Yeah, I feel it. 930 00:58:46,432 --> 00:58:48,333 It's intense, right? 931 00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:50,870 It's very intense, man. 932 00:58:50,937 --> 00:58:54,271 That's exactly what's missing from our screenplay. 933 00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:57,606 And my biggest problem is the guy in the chair. 934 00:58:57,677 --> 00:59:00,203 He doesn't move, he doesn't talk. 935 00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:02,077 He just sits there. 936 00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,447 What do you want him to do? 937 00:59:04,517 --> 00:59:06,884 We may have to "illuminate" the whole scene. 938 00:59:06,953 --> 00:59:09,445 No, I'm not losing that shit with the darts. 939 00:59:09,522 --> 00:59:11,684 That shit's fresh... dope. It's totally whacked. 940 00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:15,216 - Why are you talking like that? - Talking like what? 941 00:59:15,294 --> 00:59:17,729 "Dope," "fresh," "whacked." 942 00:59:17,797 --> 00:59:20,062 - Nigger, you ain't Black. - I know that! 943 00:59:20,132 --> 00:59:22,795 - Then talk normal, will you? - Well... 944 00:59:22,868 --> 00:59:25,337 I thought I was, man! 945 00:59:25,404 --> 00:59:26,804 Damn! 946 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,784 Cubbins: I know this is difficult, Mrs. Fontaine, 947 00:59:40,853 --> 00:59:45,086 but do you know anyone who would want to kill your husband? 948 00:59:45,157 --> 00:59:48,355 Have you talked to the people next door? 949 00:59:48,427 --> 00:59:51,522 - The tattoo parlor? - "Mr. Magic." 950 00:59:51,597 --> 00:59:55,034 They've always been jealous of our celebrity clientele. 951 00:59:55,101 --> 01:00:00,233 Mrs. Fontaine: They have a walk-in trade, mostly tourists. 952 01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:03,470 And you think they might have killed your husband? 953 01:00:05,244 --> 01:00:07,304 Doesn't it seem logical? 954 01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,839 I don't know, Mrs. Fontaine. 955 01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:13,181 Maybe it was someone else. 956 01:00:13,252 --> 01:00:16,416 - Someone who didn't get it. - Didn't get what? 957 01:00:16,489 --> 01:00:21,655 Maybe someone who walked in here and saw all this... stuff 958 01:00:21,727 --> 01:00:25,095 and could only see it as a bunch of morons 959 01:00:25,164 --> 01:00:27,156 poking fucking holes in themselves. 960 01:00:27,233 --> 01:00:29,498 Maybe some guy saw this and said, "That's it!" 961 01:00:29,568 --> 01:00:31,434 And shot your husband. 962 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:41,044 What the hell was that about? 963 01:00:41,113 --> 01:00:44,379 - That woman just lost her husband! - I'm sorry. 964 01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:46,942 Every time I think about Dimitri getting that case... 965 01:00:47,019 --> 01:00:49,011 - That's my case! - It's not! 966 01:00:49,088 --> 01:00:51,557 It's Dimitri's! Deal with it! 967 01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:53,388 Listen to this. 968 01:00:53,459 --> 01:00:56,327 I went fishing with the super down by the river. 969 01:00:56,395 --> 01:00:58,159 Two Latino punks showed up with a gun. 970 01:00:58,230 --> 01:01:00,426 And they were gonna waste him. 971 01:01:00,499 --> 01:01:03,469 I gashed one of them with a fishhook that cut him in the neck. 972 01:01:03,536 --> 01:01:06,973 If it's the same guys, Maribel may have seen it. 973 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:10,737 Jesus Christ! I hate that brown-nose prick too, 974 01:01:10,810 --> 01:01:12,904 but if you know something, tell him! 975 01:01:12,978 --> 01:01:16,540 I will, but I want to talk to the girl first. 976 01:01:16,615 --> 01:01:19,175 Poor kid, she's probably devastated. 977 01:01:24,924 --> 01:01:27,052 What am I talking about? 978 01:01:27,126 --> 01:01:29,652 - That's me. - That is not you... 979 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:32,995 - "Loser cop." - That is not you! 980 01:01:33,065 --> 01:01:36,763 Only thing they left out is "loser father, loser husband." 981 01:01:36,836 --> 01:01:38,896 Cut this shit out right now! 982 01:01:38,971 --> 01:01:42,567 Shelley loved you. If she heard you, she'd kick your ass! 983 01:01:42,641 --> 01:01:44,769 I shouldn't have bought that paper. 984 01:01:44,844 --> 01:01:46,176 What paper? 985 01:01:48,681 --> 01:01:51,947 Shelley said to me, "Let's go." 986 01:01:52,017 --> 01:01:55,181 And I said, "I want to buy this paper. 987 01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:58,088 If you're in a hurry, go ahead." 988 01:01:58,157 --> 01:01:59,853 So she went ahead and... 989 01:02:01,227 --> 01:02:03,128 I stopped to buy the paper. 990 01:02:05,297 --> 01:02:07,596 If I hadn't bought the paper... 991 01:02:07,666 --> 01:02:10,568 I saw the van coming... I could have saved her. 992 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,171 Ray, that is not your fault. 993 01:02:19,245 --> 01:02:21,373 That was an accident. 994 01:02:24,517 --> 01:02:27,009 Why don't you take off? 995 01:02:27,086 --> 01:02:28,952 I'll cover for you in the book. 996 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:31,047 Just go home and take it easy. 997 01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:34,287 - All right. Maybe you're right. - You'll be all right. 998 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,124 Thanks, man. 999 01:02:36,195 --> 01:02:38,824 Come on. I love you, man. 1000 01:02:38,898 --> 01:02:41,424 Okay? I mean it. 1001 01:02:44,336 --> 01:02:47,500 Hey, faggot, why don't you just kiss him? 1002 01:02:47,573 --> 01:02:49,599 Why did you say, asshole? 1003 01:02:49,675 --> 01:02:51,735 Greasy, fucking fat pig! 1004 01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,939 - I didn't mean it. - What did you say?! 1005 01:02:55,948 --> 01:02:57,917 Computer voice: You're busted! 1006 01:03:19,038 --> 01:03:20,802 Hello. 1007 01:03:20,873 --> 01:03:22,671 You know what, Abdul? 1008 01:03:22,741 --> 01:03:24,471 I'll need another candle. 1009 01:03:24,543 --> 01:03:27,479 Which one you like, Mr. Ray? 1010 01:03:27,546 --> 01:03:29,674 I'll let you pick, this time. 1011 01:03:36,822 --> 01:03:39,223 Here we go. This one will be good for you. 1012 01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:42,784 Okay. Wrap it up, my friend. 1013 01:04:08,821 --> 01:04:11,154 Maribel, do we have money? 1014 01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,818 I don't even know... Did I pack my card? 1015 01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:16,260 You've got your card. 1016 01:04:16,328 --> 01:04:18,593 - Mrs. Benitez. - Hi. 1017 01:04:18,664 --> 01:04:21,259 - I'm so sorry about Juan. - Thank you. 1018 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:23,893 - We're gonna go see him now. - Is he conscious? 1019 01:04:23,969 --> 01:04:26,700 No, because he lost so much blood. 1020 01:04:26,772 --> 01:04:29,742 I promise we'll find those guys. 1021 01:04:29,808 --> 01:04:33,210 And if you need anything, you let me know, okay? 1022 01:04:33,279 --> 01:04:36,181 Do you mind if I ask Maribel a quick question? 1023 01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,773 - Sure - Thank you. 1024 01:04:39,885 --> 01:04:42,980 I know this is a tough time for you, 1025 01:04:43,055 --> 01:04:45,854 but did one the men who stabbed your father have a cut on his face? 1026 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:48,360 - A cut? - On his cheek. 1027 01:04:48,427 --> 01:04:50,862 Maybe it was bandaged. Do you remember? 1028 01:04:52,364 --> 01:04:53,364 No. 1029 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,533 Okay. 1030 01:04:55,601 --> 01:04:57,797 - Thanks. - Come on. 1031 01:04:59,071 --> 01:05:02,405 - Ray: Hasta la vista. - Hasta luego. 1032 01:05:02,474 --> 01:05:04,340 Hasta manana. 1033 01:05:09,548 --> 01:05:11,983 (PHONE RINGS) 1034 01:05:12,051 --> 01:05:13,883 Dr. Beamer's office. Teesha speaking. 1035 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:16,855 Detective Pluto for Dr. Beamer, please. 1036 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:21,552 - How you doing? - Hey. 1037 01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:24,153 Ann: I've been calling. Did you get my messages? 1038 01:05:24,229 --> 01:05:25,229 Yeah, I just got them. 1039 01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:29,564 I just wanted to say I had a really nice time last night. 1040 01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:31,763 If you every feel the urge to try again... 1041 01:05:31,837 --> 01:05:33,829 You know what? 1042 01:05:33,906 --> 01:05:35,238 Ann... 1043 01:05:36,508 --> 01:05:39,171 I don't think this is going to work out. 1044 01:05:40,579 --> 01:05:43,310 - What isn't? - You and me. 1045 01:05:43,382 --> 01:05:47,478 It'd probably be better if... we didn't see each other again. 1046 01:05:49,188 --> 01:05:51,123 Was it something I said? 1047 01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:52,886 Was it because I threw that roll? 1048 01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:54,654 No. 1049 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:59,461 Then why are you saying this? 1050 01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:02,796 Bad timing, I guess. 1051 01:06:02,868 --> 01:06:06,737 I'm not feeling too good about myself right now 1052 01:06:06,805 --> 01:06:09,673 and I guess I'm just not ready for this. 1053 01:06:09,742 --> 01:06:10,971 Right. 1054 01:06:11,043 --> 01:06:12,671 Well... 1055 01:06:15,647 --> 01:06:17,275 goodbye, then. 1056 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,056 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1057 01:07:03,128 --> 01:07:04,494 Hang on! 1058 01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:06,828 Just a minute! 1059 01:07:10,769 --> 01:07:12,465 How you doing? 1060 01:07:12,538 --> 01:07:16,100 You remember I told you we were working on a screenplay? 1061 01:07:16,175 --> 01:07:18,508 We're kind of stuck on a scene, 1062 01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:21,012 and we were wondering if you could help us. 1063 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,379 Sorry... 1064 01:07:23,449 --> 01:07:24,815 I'm a little busy right now. 1065 01:07:24,883 --> 01:07:27,717 - Is it police work? - Yeah, afraid so. 1066 01:07:27,786 --> 01:07:32,224 That's why we need your help... you being a real cop. 1067 01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:34,851 We got an emergency situation and we need an expert. 1068 01:07:34,927 --> 01:07:38,386 Yeah, like a technical advisor... 1069 01:07:38,464 --> 01:07:41,161 which you get as film credit. 1070 01:07:41,233 --> 01:07:43,600 You know? "Technical advisor: Ray Pluto." 1071 01:07:43,669 --> 01:07:48,039 - Detective Ray Pluto. - Yeah, you got it. 1072 01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:50,372 Half hour tops. 1073 01:07:56,648 --> 01:08:00,847 So, you guys want to tie me up to the chair? 1074 01:08:00,919 --> 01:08:04,583 Right. We're not a couple of psycho freaks. 1075 01:08:04,656 --> 01:08:08,650 Though if you'd seen working on that scene with the dummy in the chair... 1076 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,190 You were buggin'. 1077 01:08:13,265 --> 01:08:15,666 That's because it wasn't real. 1078 01:08:15,734 --> 01:08:18,670 - We're mega-realists. - Ultra-mega-realists. 1079 01:08:18,737 --> 01:08:23,004 - Ultra-mega... - If it's not real, we can't do it. 1080 01:08:23,075 --> 01:08:26,637 Okay, let's get started. 1081 01:08:26,712 --> 01:08:29,477 See if I can help you guys out here. 1082 01:08:29,548 --> 01:08:32,677 All right, you got this... ultra-close. 1083 01:08:32,751 --> 01:08:35,243 Man, you know what? Thank you. 1084 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,118 You're saving our ass big time. 1085 01:08:37,189 --> 01:08:38,680 I got it. 1086 01:08:39,758 --> 01:08:41,989 Thank you. You know what I'm saying? 1087 01:08:42,060 --> 01:08:44,825 - (INTERCOM BUZZES) - That's my Chinese food. 1088 01:08:45,931 --> 01:08:48,765 Ray: I got to tell you, I agree with Cletis. 1089 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:51,429 I don't believe half the stuff I see in the movies. 1090 01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:55,099 Especially crime movies, and more especially with the cops. 1091 01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:57,439 - Cops don't act that way. - Uh-huh. 1092 01:08:57,509 --> 01:09:01,810 Professionally speaking, the stuff you see in the movies... 1093 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,577 It's fake. Like those Clint Eastwood movies. 1094 01:09:07,052 --> 01:09:08,645 - Jojo: Get him in! - (DUKE GRUNTS) 1095 01:09:10,155 --> 01:09:12,283 Get him over there! 1096 01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:15,156 Anybody says a fucking word, you're dead! 1097 01:09:15,227 --> 01:09:16,820 Ping Pong: Which one was it? 1098 01:09:20,232 --> 01:09:23,464 I don't know, there's three of them. What the fuck is going on here? 1099 01:09:23,535 --> 01:09:24,764 Nothing, man! 1100 01:09:26,038 --> 01:09:29,770 - Why is he tied up? - He's helping us with a screenplay. 1101 01:09:29,841 --> 01:09:32,276 - What? - "Scrimple"? 1102 01:09:32,344 --> 01:09:34,313 Why are you wearing them suits? 1103 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,177 Jojo, come on! Which one was it? 1104 01:09:36,248 --> 01:09:38,945 - I think it was this one! - No, no, no! 1105 01:09:39,017 --> 01:09:41,384 - What did I do? - You saw us. 1106 01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:44,287 I swear I've never seen you guys in my life! 1107 01:09:44,356 --> 01:09:46,848 - I swear to God! - Shut the fuck up! 1108 01:09:46,925 --> 01:09:51,021 - I saw you in the window! - Called us fucking Spics! 1109 01:09:51,096 --> 01:09:53,759 Come on, let's do them all! 1110 01:09:53,832 --> 01:09:55,892 - Tie 'em up! - No, guys, listen! 1111 01:09:55,968 --> 01:09:58,631 We never saw you before. We're writing a screenplay. 1112 01:09:58,704 --> 01:10:01,640 Shut the fuck up with that scrimpe! 1113 01:10:01,707 --> 01:10:03,300 Please. 1114 01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:05,970 I'm begging you. Don't do this. 1115 01:10:06,044 --> 01:10:08,377 I have a wife and a kid. 1116 01:10:09,448 --> 01:10:10,814 Shut the fuck up! 1117 01:10:11,883 --> 01:10:15,342 - I've seen you somewhere. - No. 1118 01:10:18,156 --> 01:10:20,625 Ping Pong, where do I know this guy from? 1119 01:10:20,692 --> 01:10:23,218 I don't know. Get something for their faces. 1120 01:10:23,295 --> 01:10:26,390 - I'm sick of them looking at me! - You're turning into a girly bitch! 1121 01:10:26,465 --> 01:10:28,229 Let's do it and get out of here! 1122 01:10:29,301 --> 01:10:31,600 Hold the gun. I'll get the bags. 1123 01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:37,466 Don't look at me. 1124 01:10:38,577 --> 01:10:39,977 I got one! 1125 01:10:42,848 --> 01:10:45,909 You guys are making a mistake... killing innocent people. 1126 01:10:45,984 --> 01:10:47,509 Shut up! 1127 01:10:49,688 --> 01:10:52,317 - What's going on? - Nothing. Just hurry up! 1128 01:10:59,931 --> 01:11:02,025 I'm telling you, Ping Pong, 1129 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:04,660 you don't have to Kill us. Nobody saw anything. 1130 01:11:04,736 --> 01:11:07,001 You can't even see the apartment from that window. 1131 01:11:07,072 --> 01:11:09,166 Go ahead. Take a look. 1132 01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:12,035 Ray: Go on. 1133 01:11:20,419 --> 01:11:21,853 I got two! 1134 01:11:23,255 --> 01:11:25,281 Listen to me. 1135 01:11:25,357 --> 01:11:28,088 You want three murders hanging on your head? 1136 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,153 Especially when nobody saw anything. Take a look. 1137 01:11:32,764 --> 01:11:35,825 Take a look. Just go look. 1138 01:11:35,901 --> 01:11:38,496 That's all I'm asking you to do. 1139 01:11:38,570 --> 01:11:40,698 Just look out the window. 1140 01:11:40,772 --> 01:11:43,003 You'll see what I'm talking about. 1141 01:11:43,075 --> 01:11:44,075 Yeah. 1142 01:11:46,411 --> 01:11:48,642 Yeah, down to the left. 1143 01:11:48,714 --> 01:11:50,376 You see? 1144 01:11:50,449 --> 01:11:51,747 That's right. 1145 01:11:51,817 --> 01:11:53,786 See? 1146 01:11:56,154 --> 01:11:57,486 (SCREAMING) 1147 01:11:59,157 --> 01:12:00,887 What was that?! 1148 01:12:02,127 --> 01:12:03,254 Ping Pong! 1149 01:12:09,835 --> 01:12:11,497 Jojo: Ping Pong! 1150 01:12:15,907 --> 01:12:17,307 Ping?! 1151 01:12:23,448 --> 01:12:24,643 Ping Pong? 1152 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:36,089 - Where's Ping Pong? - He went downstairs. 1153 01:12:36,161 --> 01:12:38,824 - You're fucking dead! - No, you are. 1154 01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:41,059 You're under arrest for attempted murder. 1155 01:13:16,234 --> 01:13:18,601 - Jojo: I'll kill you! - Duke: Oh man! 1156 01:13:40,025 --> 01:13:42,085 Jojo: I'll kill you! 1157 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,856 I'll kill you. 1158 01:14:16,127 --> 01:14:17,823 (JOJO COUGHS) 1159 01:14:40,619 --> 01:14:43,350 - Cletis: You all right? - Duke: Yeah. You? 1160 01:14:43,421 --> 01:14:45,219 Cletis: I'm okay. 1161 01:14:49,494 --> 01:14:51,554 Cletis: Yo, Ray. You're awesome. 1162 01:14:51,630 --> 01:14:53,929 Duke: Straight up. That was hero shit. 1163 01:14:53,999 --> 01:14:56,594 Totally mega, man. 1164 01:14:56,668 --> 01:14:58,534 Ultra-mega hero shit. 1165 01:14:58,603 --> 01:15:01,596 Cletis: I can't believe it. 1166 01:15:06,311 --> 01:15:09,873 I think they went a little far with this headline. 1167 01:15:09,948 --> 01:15:12,713 Fact is, this was Dimitri's case, 1168 01:15:12,784 --> 01:15:15,219 and you deliberately withheld information. 1169 01:15:15,287 --> 01:15:18,689 You could be facing a demotion for dereliction of duty. 1170 01:15:18,757 --> 01:15:20,453 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 1171 01:15:20,525 --> 01:15:22,494 - Yeah? - Operator: Sorry to bother you. 1172 01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:24,496 It's the mayor on line two. 1173 01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:27,897 Good morning, Mr. Mayor. 1174 01:15:27,966 --> 01:15:30,231 Yes, sir, it's pronounced "Pluto."" 1175 01:15:30,302 --> 01:15:33,670 Raymond or Ray... we call him Ray. 1176 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:35,707 Yes, sir, the promotion is official. 1177 01:15:35,774 --> 01:15:38,437 Absolutely, you can announce it. 1178 01:15:38,510 --> 01:15:40,741 Detective First Grade. 1179 01:15:40,812 --> 01:15:43,372 Yes, sir, we're on our way. 1180 01:15:46,017 --> 01:15:48,145 Okay, Pluto, let's get outta here. 1181 01:15:51,723 --> 01:15:52,723 Hey, Ray. 1182 01:15:54,993 --> 01:15:56,017 Yeah? 1183 01:15:58,697 --> 01:16:00,461 Congratulations. 1184 01:16:02,267 --> 01:16:03,633 Thanks, Chick. 1185 01:16:04,803 --> 01:16:06,669 Lieutenant: Let's move it, Pluto. 1186 01:16:15,647 --> 01:16:19,345 - I'll do the walkout with you. - I expect no less, Lieutenant. 1187 01:16:23,588 --> 01:16:26,057 Way to go, Ray. Hero cop. 1188 01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,116 - Thank you. - Good job, Pluto. 1189 01:16:28,193 --> 01:16:29,786 Fuckin' A. 1190 01:16:31,763 --> 01:16:32,787 Hey. 1191 01:16:38,570 --> 01:16:41,438 - Congratulations. - Thanks, Jerry. 1192 01:16:41,506 --> 01:16:43,975 I'm proud of you. I mean it. 1193 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:45,635 You were there for me. 1194 01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:47,645 I'll never forget it. 1195 01:16:50,548 --> 01:16:51,948 Come on, girls! 1196 01:16:52,017 --> 01:16:53,952 Let's cut the hugs and kisses. 1197 01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:58,980 By the way, any phone calls for me? 1198 01:16:59,057 --> 01:17:00,787 No. 1199 01:17:00,859 --> 01:17:02,760 Let's go, Pluto. 1200 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,386 Follow my lead. 1201 01:17:04,462 --> 01:17:06,727 Reporter: Detective Pluto, over here! 1202 01:17:06,798 --> 01:17:08,699 Channel 10 News. Does this... 1203 01:17:13,471 --> 01:17:16,839 Look at him out there. Old Ray did all right, huh? 1204 01:17:19,444 --> 01:17:22,903 Don't get too excited. You might piss all over the floor! 1205 01:17:22,981 --> 01:17:25,951 Something's not right with this case. 1206 01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:29,146 The punks went back to the apartment 1207 01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:31,815 to kill a witness, and the girl positive ID'ed them. 1208 01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:33,381 What's not right? 1209 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:35,017 The Medical Examiner told me 1210 01:17:35,093 --> 01:17:37,790 one of them had a two-day old gash on his neck. 1211 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:38,862 So? 1212 01:17:40,131 --> 01:17:43,568 No way the girl would have missed that on the night of the stabbing. 1213 01:17:45,236 --> 01:17:46,898 Why didn't she mention it? 1214 01:17:48,907 --> 01:17:52,366 I think you're all torn up inside 1215 01:17:52,444 --> 01:17:54,470 because Pluto cleared your case. 1216 01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:57,675 You're jealous because he got promoted and you didn't. 1217 01:18:01,586 --> 01:18:03,316 Why didn't she mention it? 1218 01:18:28,513 --> 01:18:30,448 What did we learn from this? 1219 01:18:30,515 --> 01:18:33,747 Never buzz somebody in unless you know who it is. 1220 01:18:33,818 --> 01:18:37,311 Dude, no! No! 1221 01:18:37,388 --> 01:18:39,755 We gotta get this guy out of this chair. 1222 01:18:39,824 --> 01:18:43,124 - How? - I'm getting sick and tired 1223 01:18:43,194 --> 01:18:45,925 of writing this screenplay by myself! 1224 01:18:45,997 --> 01:18:47,693 All right, my brother. 1225 01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:50,326 Watch this. 1226 01:18:50,401 --> 01:18:52,427 How he gets loose is... 1227 01:18:53,738 --> 01:18:55,969 maybe we didn't tie him so good. 1228 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:58,907 All right? 1229 01:18:58,977 --> 01:19:00,809 He gets loose... 1230 01:19:02,514 --> 01:19:06,178 he picks up the darts, he starts throwing them at us! 1231 01:19:06,251 --> 01:19:08,243 You see, there's that symbolism. 1232 01:19:08,319 --> 01:19:10,481 I like that. I like that. 1233 01:19:11,656 --> 01:19:15,024 We start getting hit. (SCREAMS) 1234 01:19:15,093 --> 01:19:16,493 Fuck, my leg! 1235 01:19:17,562 --> 01:19:21,158 - All right. Now what? - I pull out my knife! 1236 01:19:21,232 --> 01:19:24,293 I just pull it out. That's a big blade. 1237 01:19:24,369 --> 01:19:27,339 That's some Davy Crockett shit right there. 1238 01:19:27,405 --> 01:19:29,499 He kicks it out of your hand. 1239 01:19:29,574 --> 01:19:31,941 You go down to get it, he kicks you in the head. 1240 01:19:32,010 --> 01:19:34,411 - Cletis: Bam! - He rocks me. I'm almost out. 1241 01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:36,448 - He's gonna kill me. - With what? 1242 01:19:36,514 --> 01:19:41,009 With his hands. He's strangulating my neck! 1243 01:19:41,085 --> 01:19:44,817 - So you go get the knife. - Just as you're about to die, 1244 01:19:44,889 --> 01:19:47,256 - I throw the knife. - Close-up knife, 1245 01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:49,885 - spinning slow motion. - Sound effects. 1246 01:19:49,961 --> 01:19:51,896 Knife spinning in the air. 1247 01:19:51,963 --> 01:19:53,226 Whh! 1248 01:19:56,701 --> 01:19:58,397 "Thwock!" 1249 01:19:58,469 --> 01:20:01,132 It gets him in the back. He goes down. 1250 01:20:01,206 --> 01:20:03,641 - Bam! I get up. - No, you stay down. 1251 01:20:03,708 --> 01:20:05,540 - I stay down. - He coughs. 1252 01:20:05,610 --> 01:20:08,546 A mouthful of blood... that hits you. 1253 01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:13,610 Where?! 1254 01:20:14,886 --> 01:20:16,616 In yo face. 1255 01:20:19,290 --> 01:20:21,452 "In Yo Face." 1256 01:20:21,526 --> 01:20:25,429 - What are you saying, bro'? - We just nailed the scene 1257 01:20:25,496 --> 01:20:28,694 and the title at the same time! 1258 01:20:28,766 --> 01:20:30,792 You mean that? 1259 01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:32,201 You were right! 1260 01:20:32,270 --> 01:20:35,832 "In Yo Face," that's the movie! 1261 01:20:35,907 --> 01:20:39,275 Man, I was just going with the vibe. 1262 01:20:40,445 --> 01:20:43,142 - We both did that! - No! 1263 01:20:44,716 --> 01:20:48,050 You did it. It was your idea. 1264 01:20:48,119 --> 01:20:49,917 When we get to Cannes, 1265 01:20:49,988 --> 01:20:52,685 I'll buy you a six-pack of Dom Periyom! 1266 01:20:52,757 --> 01:20:55,158 We're fucking going! You know it! 1267 01:20:55,226 --> 01:20:58,196 Hell, we're going! Parlez-vous! 1268 01:20:58,263 --> 01:20:59,993 Oui, monsieur! 1269 01:21:03,501 --> 01:21:07,438 A man so outraged by a cowardly attack 1270 01:21:07,505 --> 01:21:10,634 on his dear friend and super, Juan Benitez, 1271 01:21:10,708 --> 01:21:13,507 he undertook a personal quest for justice. 1272 01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:15,877 He overcame two crazed killers, 1273 01:21:15,947 --> 01:21:19,941 one armed with a gun, one with a three-foot machete. 1274 01:21:20,018 --> 01:21:22,419 There was a regrettable loss of life, 1275 01:21:22,487 --> 01:21:24,615 but in the view of this administration, 1276 01:21:24,689 --> 01:21:27,557 this man deserves, without question, 1277 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,423 to be called a hero. 1278 01:21:29,494 --> 01:21:31,963 Ladies and gentlemen, with this promotion, 1279 01:21:32,030 --> 01:21:35,194 the City of New York expresses its gratitude 1280 01:21:35,266 --> 01:21:38,600 to Detective First Grade Raymond Pluto... 1281 01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:40,639 Or, as we call him, Ray. 1282 01:21:40,705 --> 01:21:42,264 Ray Pluto. 1283 01:21:50,114 --> 01:21:52,948 - He'll be all right. - Thanks, Ray. 1284 01:21:53,017 --> 01:21:54,952 Thank you so much. 1285 01:22:00,191 --> 01:22:02,786 Teesha: Sorry, Mr. Pluto, the doctor's with a patient. 1286 01:22:02,860 --> 01:22:05,193 - When will she be done? - Hard to say. 1287 01:22:05,263 --> 01:22:07,425 We're very busy today. 1288 01:22:07,498 --> 01:22:10,127 - Ray: She got my message? - Yes, I believe she did. 1289 01:22:10,201 --> 01:22:12,534 Okay, just tell her... 1290 01:22:12,603 --> 01:22:14,128 I called again. 1291 01:22:14,205 --> 01:22:16,071 I'll be home if she wants to call me back. 1292 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:18,234 I'll give her the message. 1293 01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:20,540 Mrs. Benitez: Ray? 1294 01:22:20,611 --> 01:22:22,603 Do you want to come in now? 1295 01:22:39,831 --> 01:22:41,561 Hey, Juan. 1296 01:22:42,867 --> 01:22:44,893 How you doing, man? 1297 01:22:47,071 --> 01:22:50,269 Look at that. Strong as a bull. 1298 01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:54,707 You'll be okay. 1299 01:22:54,779 --> 01:22:56,771 We got those guys. 1300 01:22:56,848 --> 01:22:59,511 Fucking pendejos. 1301 01:22:59,584 --> 01:23:02,884 I bet they were the ones doin' the graffiti in the building. 1302 01:23:02,954 --> 01:23:05,423 Shh... baby, don't talk. 1303 01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:09,021 Hey, look. 1304 01:23:09,093 --> 01:23:11,062 You'll be all right. 1305 01:23:12,163 --> 01:23:14,758 I gotta go. Okay? But... 1306 01:23:15,967 --> 01:23:19,335 I thought you might... want this. 1307 01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:30,842 All right, man. 1308 01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:34,014 Thanks, Ray. 1309 01:23:38,489 --> 01:23:40,424 Maribel, help him. 1310 01:23:54,672 --> 01:23:56,641 Well, put it on. 1311 01:24:10,488 --> 01:24:11,979 Papi. 1312 01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:15,017 It's okay. 1313 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,153 You can cry. 1314 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:22,825 - Papi. - Mrs. Benitez: He'll be all right. 1315 01:24:33,978 --> 01:24:36,174 Hasta la vista. 1316 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:39,147 Hasta luego. 1317 01:24:42,453 --> 01:24:44,149 Hasta manana. 1318 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:49,856 Teesha: Dr. Beamer's office. Hold, please. 1319 01:24:49,927 --> 01:24:52,055 Detective Pluto again. 1320 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,326 The doctor's not available at the moment. 1321 01:24:54,398 --> 01:24:56,799 Would you do me a favor? 1322 01:24:56,868 --> 01:25:00,134 - Just write this down. - All right. 1323 01:25:00,204 --> 01:25:02,639 Tell her... I'm sorry. 1324 01:25:02,707 --> 01:25:04,699 "Sorry." Uh-huh. 1325 01:25:05,776 --> 01:25:09,144 - Anything else? - I screwed up. 1326 01:25:09,213 --> 01:25:11,876 Teesha: So you screwed up. 1327 01:25:11,949 --> 01:25:14,578 And... 1328 01:25:14,652 --> 01:25:18,180 - I'm heading over to the river... - River... uh-huh. 1329 01:25:18,256 --> 01:25:20,384 Ray:...to watch the sunset. - All right. 1330 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:23,860 I'd really love it if she'd meet me there. 1331 01:25:23,928 --> 01:25:26,261 - Teesha: Is that all? - Yes. 1332 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,663 Are you sure? Okay, thanks. Bye. 1333 01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:11,975 Ray: She's not coming. 1334 01:26:12,043 --> 01:26:15,411 Why should she? After what you did? 1335 01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:17,175 You blew it. 1336 01:26:17,248 --> 01:26:19,808 Hero. 1337 01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:21,876 Unbelievable. 1338 01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:24,044 Hey! 1339 01:26:24,121 --> 01:26:26,647 Don't try sneaking up on me! 1340 01:26:26,724 --> 01:26:28,022 All right? 1341 01:26:28,092 --> 01:26:30,857 You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? 1342 01:26:30,928 --> 01:26:32,294 Okay. 1343 01:26:32,363 --> 01:26:34,025 Okay. Huh? 1344 01:26:36,167 --> 01:26:38,329 Don't you read the papers? 1345 01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:40,098 Are you blind? 1346 01:26:41,839 --> 01:26:43,398 It's me. 1347 01:26:43,474 --> 01:26:45,238 I'm the hero cop. 1348 01:26:45,309 --> 01:26:47,869 Yeah, Detective First Grade... 1349 01:26:47,945 --> 01:26:49,777 Raymond Pluto. 1350 01:26:49,847 --> 01:26:52,248 Of course, we all call him... Ray! 1351 01:27:01,058 --> 01:27:03,050 Oh Jesus! 1352 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,029 Shithead! 1353 01:27:13,371 --> 01:27:15,272 What's the matter? 1354 01:27:15,339 --> 01:27:18,901 - Hey, what's the matter? - My back went out again. 1355 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,976 - Careful. - Keep breathing. 1356 01:27:25,049 --> 01:27:26,073 Ouch! 1357 01:27:26,150 --> 01:27:28,346 Ooh, I got it. It's the second lumbar. 1358 01:27:29,754 --> 01:27:31,382 - Okay. - Stand up. 1359 01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:33,117 Do you think you can walk? 1360 01:27:33,190 --> 01:27:35,284 You know what? Do me a favor. 1361 01:27:35,359 --> 01:27:37,919 Grab my gun. It's right behind you. 1362 01:27:40,731 --> 01:27:43,599 Oh, Ray! Come on! Here, here. 1363 01:27:45,903 --> 01:27:50,341 Might be a good idea to put the gun in the holster. 1364 01:27:50,408 --> 01:27:52,434 - Here? - Yeah, right there. 1365 01:27:55,379 --> 01:27:57,143 - Oh man. - Better? 1366 01:27:57,214 --> 01:27:58,409 Yeah. 1367 01:28:01,385 --> 01:28:03,547 I didn't think you'd come. 1368 01:28:03,621 --> 01:28:06,853 - I wasn't going to. - What happened? 1369 01:28:06,924 --> 01:28:09,086 Teesha talked me into it. 1370 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:12,426 She said, "Give the fucking bastard one more chance." 1371 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,158 Oh. 1372 01:28:14,231 --> 01:28:15,995 Well... 1373 01:28:16,067 --> 01:28:19,504 - I guess I owe her one. - Yep. 1374 01:28:19,570 --> 01:28:21,698 I guess you do. 1375 01:28:26,944 --> 01:28:28,537 I'm sorry. 1376 01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:35,983 - Oh! - Ray?! 1377 01:28:36,053 --> 01:28:38,682 Are you okay? Sure? 1378 01:28:38,756 --> 01:28:41,225 - Can you walk? - I'd like to try. 1379 01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:42,658 Let's go. 1380 01:28:42,727 --> 01:28:44,889 - Here we go. - You okay? 1381 01:28:44,962 --> 01:28:48,194 - Don't forget to breathe. - I'm breathing. 1382 01:28:48,265 --> 01:28:50,393 You kept forgetting your exercises, didn't you? 1383 01:28:50,468 --> 01:28:52,528 You know... I got busy. 1384 01:28:52,570 --> 01:28:55,938 I told you, chiropractic is a lifetime commitment. 1385 01:28:56,006 --> 01:28:58,202 I'm beginning to understand what you meant. 1386 01:29:00,111 --> 01:29:02,137 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1387 01:29:04,715 --> 01:29:06,377 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1388 01:29:06,450 --> 01:29:09,386 ♪ It may seem like a cold town ♪ 1389 01:29:09,453 --> 01:29:11,251 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1390 01:29:11,322 --> 01:29:13,917 ♪ But, man, let me tell you, it's a soul town ♪ 1391 01:29:13,991 --> 01:29:15,653 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1392 01:29:18,462 --> 01:29:20,590 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1393 01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:24,968 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1394 01:29:25,035 --> 01:29:27,630 ♪ It may seem like a cold town ♪ 1395 01:29:27,705 --> 01:29:29,606 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1396 01:29:29,673 --> 01:29:32,165 ♪ But, man, let me tell you, it's a soul town ♪ 1397 01:29:32,243 --> 01:29:34,075 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1398 01:29:36,814 --> 01:29:38,544 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1399 01:29:41,285 --> 01:29:43,345 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1400 01:29:45,890 --> 01:29:47,688 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 1401 01:29:58,169 --> 01:30:00,138 (BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS) 101175

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