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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

He started as a model before becoming an actor.

His good looks and boyish charm have made him a superstar.

He has more than 1.7 million followers on Facebook and Instagram.

Even fans outside Taiwan jokingly call him their "Taiwan husband."

Please draw me hearts and love.

Yi-Hang plays various positive roles.

He is well remembered for his charming persona.

Yi-Hang, do you prefer a tragedy?

I don't really have a preference, but since tragedy is a part of our lives,

it is more compelling than comedy.

A magazine recently polled the hottest onscreen couples of 2019,

and the top pick goes

to "the nation's husband," Xu Yi-Hang, and the actress Ling Yun.

The artists' agent, Sophia Kwong,

says she is thrilled by the news.

Boss Ni,

Ms. Kwong is here.

Please invite her in.

Yes, sir.

This way, please.

Boss.

A blackmail letter...

This matter looks serious.

Do you plan to call the cops?

Boss Ni,

you should know that

the cops and the media are well connected.

If I call the police, it would be in the news.

So you are here because...?

Everyone knows that

your wife, Han Lu, was a celebrity.

After she passed away,

you continued to help newbies in show business.

I'm here...

to ask you for a favor.

Of course I'm willing to help.

But what exactly is this favor about?

Simply put,

I need a skillful person, preferably a woman.

Well, that's a favor I can't do.

I've got plenty of henchmen,

but they're all male scumbags.

Boss Ni...

Don't you have a daughter with kung fu skills?

You've been acting for 14 years, playing mostly positive roles.

Do you prefer a tragedy?

I don't have a preference,

but since tragedy is a part of our lives,

it is more compelling than comedy.

You and Ling Yun are from the same agency.

Are you likely to become a couple?

We are just friends.

What are your expectations for your career?

I hope to play more different roles.

Missy, we are ready.

Report to me when you get news.

Roger that, Missy.

All teams report.

Second team, ready.

Let's play.

Fourth team, ready.

Third team, ready.

First team, ready.

Ready to go.

Well done, handsome.

Very pious.

Hello.

-You are? -Me?

You see? What does it say?

-A priestess! -Yes, yes.

You know,

I've seen you before on TV.

Oh, my God. Your interview was really impressive.

Thank you.

This is the right place to worship.

The god here

has sent a message for you.

Here...

Take it and have a look.

Come on, it won't bite.

Here.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

"Be persistent and dispel all doubts...

Your fortune and marriage are predestined..."

Priestess?

TAIWAN SECRET PLACE MOTEL

Cai Tou,

tell me when you spot something.

No sign of the target.

Lin Gui,

out of Missy's exes,

the first one...

cheated on her with his ex.

The second one had a mistress.

The third picked up a drunk girl.

The fourth started seeing a call girl.

The fifth humped his boss's wife.

And now the sixth one...

Are you done?

You've been nagging all evening!

Do your own thing.

You've been yakking on all night. It's so annoying.

Lin Gui, the target is in sight.

Yes! That's the target! A-shan.

Missy,

the target is in sight.

Welcome home, Mr. Xu.

Today, the construction work nearby damaged the water pipes.

The water supply has been cut.

If you need to use a bathroom, go to the hotel behind the metro stop.

-Sorry. -It's all right.

Thank you!

Hello! This is A-shan.

I made a reservation this afternoon.

Taiwan Secret Place Motel.

Room Alishan.

Okay, bye-bye.

Hey! You have some business.

Okay.

Room number?

Room Alishan.

Everyone,

our mission this time is a manhunt again.

Three things to keep in mind...

First, we're well-educated people.

Don't disturb anyone while you're doing your job.

Second, keep a low profile!

Third, keep an even lower profile!

-Do you all hear me? -Yes, sir.

Lower profile!

Hey!

Hey!

Miss, you're here by yourself?

I know that when you enter through that door, you'll have company.

Don't be afraid!

Just tell me which room it is.

We're all...

nice people.

Hmm.

-Hehuanshan. -Hehuanshan.

Perfect! Cai Tou.

We can split this, half and half. Take it.

Off you go.

Love you.

Running away so fast...

Everyone, Hehuanshan.

-Get to work. -Yes, sir.

ROOM QILAISHAN ROOM DAXUESHAN

ROOM YANGMINGSHAN ROOM ZHENTOUSHAN

ROOM MAXISHAN

ROOM HEHUANSHAN

-Let's do it! -Who are you?

What are you doing?

I'm so smart.

Missy,

we've got the target.

See you at the same place.

The same place.

I'm so smart.

ROOM ALISHAN

I've waited for a long time. Where's my date?

Hurry up!

Hmm...

Nice weather today.

Bring him here.

Looking all around,

the view is the best here.

Can you feel it?

We feel great whenever we're here, but I'm not sure why.

Lin Gui, let's finish him off.

What are you doing?

This time, I'm just making a show of it and playing it nice.

As for the part about finishing him off, just leave that to Missy.

See?

Speak of the devil!

Missy.

This should be fun.

Missy, I think...

Shift change!

Untie him.

Congratulations!

As of now, you are officially my ex-boyfriend.

So...

your smiley face...

I'm returning it.

See you, ex-boyfriend.

ALTAR OF MS. HAN LU THE DEAREST WIFE OF MR. KUN

Honey,

our old friend, Sophia Kwong,

wants our daughter to help her out,

and be a bodyguard for her firm.

I don't like the idea,

but I always value your opinion, so I want to run it by you.

If you don't agree either,

just give me a confirmed sign.

Maybe we can--

I'll try again.

Okay.

Greetings, Missy.

I'm sorry you had to come all the way here.

I wasn't of much help.

Boss Ni, you're too kind.

It's not a big deal. No worries.

Angie,

I'd like you to meet someone.

She's an old friend of the family.

This is...

Xu Yi-Hang's manager.

Welcome.

Come and have tea soon.

-Auntie, I can do it. -I'll get going, then.

-Auntie, ignore my dad. I'll do it. -Xiao Hu.

-Yes? -Trust me.

-I can do it. -Escort our guest out.

Dad...

DING DING SENT A PHOTO

Dad, I can do it.

It's NT$300 in total.

Thank you!

Sir, what happened to you?

I don't know either.

Are you all right?

I'm okay.

Is there a restroom?

It's behind that door.

-Thank you. -Okay.

DING DING SENT A PHOTO

Dad, please let me go ahead and try.

You know how she's Xu Yi-Hang and Ling Yun's manager?

If I become Ling Yun's bodyguard, I'll get to see Xu Yi-Hang very often.

Enough! Have some biscuits.

Oh, Dad, come on.

I want to go to work.

Say no more.

-Have some biscuits. -Why are you asking me to have biscuits?

Wedding biscuits?

Who's getting married?

-You are. -Me?

To whom?

Eddie Kim.

Angie, you're so pretty.

Eddie, you're so fat.

When we're both grown-ups,

will you be my bride?

But will you be this fat when you grow up?

What's wrong with that?

Fat is ugly.

You're so slim and pretty.

So if I lose some weight, will you be my bride?

Sure.

So you are my girlfriend?

Whatever.

Stop laughing.

Who said I wanted to marry that fatty?

You did.

That was just kids' talk. You can't take it seriously.

Your mom left with a wish,

a wish that you get married at 25.

I have to fulfill her dying wish.

So you get to decide who I marry?

Can't I try to find real love?

You've been looking for true love...

six times in the last five years.

Every time, you were blinded by those losers.

Your last boyfriend is probably still swimming in the river now.

How did you know?

You're not married yet.

While you're still living under this roof,

I will know about everything you do.

Damn! Lin Gui sold me out.

Who's cursing me?

Angie, Cosmos gang is the biggest gang in Taiwan.

Golden Dragon is the biggest triad in Hong Kong.

By uniting two triads into one family,

their power will be doubled and invincible,

which is a good thing.

I couldn't care less.

I don't give a damn.

Is this any way to talk to your dad?

So what? Why can't I?

This is how I talk when I'm upset.

Go and stop her.

-Stop Missy. -Got it!

Missy...

Get lost.

Please calm down.

-Get lost. -Missy, please calm down.

-Missy. -The hell with "Missy."

Missy...

Missy...

Let go of me.

Are you looking for trouble?

Missy is back in her room.

Don't let her leave her room.

Yes, sir.

-Can you dump this for me? -Sure.

Thank you!

Hey,

Mr. Xu,

take this jacket.

Oh! It's okay.

No! You'll catch a cold like this.

Really, I just got a cold last week.

With the fever and coughing, I was in so much pain.

Trust me, you don't want to be like that.

Just take it!

Thanks!

I'll wash it and return it.

It's okay. I still have four jackets like this.

Four?

I used to sell clothes in the night market.

Oh, by the way...

the beer tastes bad,

but it's selling well, because you endorse it.

Keep up the good work! Come back soon.

Bye-bye.

Mr. Xu!

Well...

can I get a selfie with you?

One, two, three!

Chief Editor Luo, you must be joking.

It's a must.

-I'll handle the casting first. -Sure.

-Let's grab coffee. -No problem.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Bye. -Bye.

Te Mei has moved the Dielle meeting to the day after tomorrow.

Did they?

Do you read your mail at all?

Get the marketing team to finish the proposal today.

Then hand it to me.

But, Ms. Kwong,

it's late and they're already off work.

I don't care. Deal with it.

Is Yun already here?

-She's waiting inside. -Oh.

Get your things.

We're leaving.

I can't get through. Strange...

Your message has been forwarded to voicemail.

Sophia, do I really have to go?

Of course you do.

What's with the long face? Come on.

15TH ASIA TAEKWONDO OPEN TOURNAMENT FIRST PLACE

Apologies, Missy.

XU YI-HANG I LOVE YOU

Can you get my car?

It's parked in the motel behind the metro stop.

Okay.

I don't want to be disturbed before noon tomorrow.

Okay.

-Not even by the cleaning lady. -Sure.

-But, Mr. Xu.... -Wait...

What do you want to say?

I wanted to tell you that

your manager and Ling Yun are at your place.

Great! That's just perfect!

I've already explained it.

This is for more media exposure.

I did get your consent as well.

You asked me while I was drunk.

That's cheating.

So what if I cheated you?

Who do I work so hard for?

It's too late for regrets.

It's already in Entertainment Weekly

and in the newspapers as well.

It's really weird spending nights at his place.

We've been friends for so long, but there's no chemistry.

Fine, just think of it as a friendly visit.

Your chastity will be intact.

Even if something happened, it would be a good thing.

Stop complaining to me.

What about the blackmail letters? You haven't come clean to me.

Come clean about what?

I have no idea what that person is saying.

I don't have any secrets, and I hold no grudges.

It's just a sick pervert.

I'm asking you once more.

Do you know who sent those letters?

You finally found your way home.

Hey.

Where have you been? What a mess.

What's going on?

I need to take a shower first.

Wait a minute. I've got something to say.

Mister.

What's with you lately?

Are you not happy with the work I give you?

Or are you tired and need time off?

Either way, you can tell me about it.

Don't let clients and vendors come whining to me about your work ethic.

I didn't do anything. Some vendors are bullshit.

You can tell me anytime. I'll handle them.

-Let me be their target. -Fine, fine...

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll keep an eye on the blackmail letters.

Your fan pages, email,

and phone messages, et cetera.

If you receive any threats,

inform me immediately.

-Okay. -Then...

Hey, I'm...

I've already informed the paparazzi.

Between 10 a.m. and 12 a.m. tomorrow, they will stake out the downstairs area.

You need to go downstairs around that time.

And you, go with her downstairs,

so they can take photos and write their story.

You two...

-Show some intimacy. -Show some intimacy.

Good night.

Good night.

Bye.

Ling Yun, the blackmail thing isn't over yet?

Not yet.

Don't worry. Sophia is very capable. You'll be fine.

Well, yeah.

Why did my Xu Yi-Hang show up there?

Come on, I sent you the photo ages ago.

You've only just seen it?

I thought you would rush to my store.

If I had seen it then, I'd have rushed to your store.

It's just that...

Never mind.

Hello?

Hello? What's with the signal?

Hello, what? You're the one with a weak signal.

It's just that I've got a bigger problem now.

I'm so on edge right now.

What's going on?

-My dad's forcing me to get married. -What?

Forcing you to get married?

To whom?

Well, hmm...

the guy I mentioned before, the son of Golden Dragon's boss.

Oh, you mean the fatty.

Right...

I don't want to be controlled by my dad anymore.

Do you have a plan?

What can I do?

I'm being held prisoner in my room by my dad. I can't go anywhere.

That's just awful.

If I were you, I would look for a way to escape.

You're certainly my smartest and cutest Ding Ding.

I'll get you a boyfriend.

I don't need your help.

Missy.

You asked for me? Missy.

Missy.

Missy.

She's nowhere to be seen.

Hey.

Why did you get a new haircut? It looks funny.

Shut up.

Stop making so much noise right now.

Good.

Hand me your gun.

Hurry up.

Okay.

This is too girly. You keep it.

Hand me your money.

And take your clothes off.

Hey,

Missy,

I may be a Don Juan, but my chastity is still...

You moron.

I just need your jacket and hat.

Well, you should have said so.

Here.

Thanks.

Pants.

The pants, too?

Oh, you're disguising as me in order to escape.

Can't I do that?

You sure can.

But if you run away,

I'll be gutted by your old man.

You can be gutted either by my old man, or by me. Your pick.

Well, you can just knock me out.

-It would be easier for me to explain. -Sure.

First, help me distract the two idiots at the door.

Right, okay.

Hey, you two.

It's time to get off work.

Hotpot tonight?

Let's go.

Rest in peace.

SOPHIA KWONG, CEO

I think you sing well.

-Next time... -Of course.

-Lin Gui. -Lin Gui.

Take care.

Take care.

Is the proposal done?

It's done...

The commercial Yun is shooting...

-Is it all set? -It's all set.

I've checked the rundown and sent it out.

Yi-Hang's airline ad contract... Did the legal team check it?

Yes, but it will be finalized next week.

-Why next week? -The legal team will be off for five days.

Well, never mind them.

-Show it to our lawyer tomorrow. -Yes.

Well, Sophia, can I leave work now?

Bye.

MS. KWONG, IT'S ANGIE.

THE THING ABOUT THE BODYGUARD, LET'S DISCUSS IT.

MEET MET AT THE TEMPLE AT 10 P.M.

FEIFENG TEMPLE

-Bro He. -Bro He.

Long time no see.

Have some sausage.

There's a chick.

Whatever you want, we will deliver.

I'll get some sausage.

Oh, hey, young lady.

All by yourself?

Our boss thinks you're really hot. He likes you.

This is our boss.

Pretty girl, are you alone?

Our boss can drive really fast and wild.

Wild like the leopard print on your jacket.

Lin Gui,

should we make a move?

For what?

Let me see.

It's just two stupid punks. Take it easy.

Let's just sit and wait right now.

Let them put on a show.

They could use some exercise.

My face hurts.

Stop acting so cold.

Just come and take a ride with us.

Are you a mute?

Do you like sausages?

We've got hundreds of guys with all kinds of sausages.

Sour, bitter, salty, spicy...

What?

What's going on now?

What's wrong?

I'll join your party later.

Where are you going?

-Wait up. -Auntie Kwong, it's noisy here.

Let's talk up there.

You're leaving?

Calm down!

How dare you!

Calm down. Sit, sit. The food is still warm.

Can we talk now?

Well, Auntie Kwong, I'm...

Just call me Sophia.

Okay.

-Sophia... -Did your father change his mind?

Well, technically, he didn't.

Why did you ask me to come here?

I'd like to ask you a question first.

Do you want my dad or me to be the bodyguard?

-You. -Exactly. So ask me, not my dad.

Fine.

What do you want to talk about?

I'm not a kid anymore.

I'm 25 years old. You can call me Angie.

Fine, Angie.

What I'm trying to say is, as a woman, I should be independent,

have my own career, not be judged by anyone,

and be a modern woman... just like you.

How cute, Angie.

So you think being a bodyguard

is like becoming a modern woman?

At least, it's a start.

I have to start somewhere, right?

So,

please give me a chance.

I'd love to help you get started.

-But without your dad's consent-- -Sophia, we're now at the temple.

Let's leave this to the god here. How about that?

If the god says yes, it's a deal.

If the god says no, I'll get back to my place right away.

-You're going to... -Throw divination blocks.

-The whole family loves throwing blocks. -What?

-Hey, girl. -Nothing.

What are you looking at?

-You were so tough and mean. -Damn!

Why don't you get down here? Let's have a race.

Who are they? What does that guy want?

Sophia,

just ignore him.

Go home.

Fine. Divination blocks... I want to set the bar higher.

If you can get ten yeses in a row,

you can have the job.

Wouldn't that be too easy?

-How about making it a bit harder? -How so?

A yes sign.

Subtitle translation by Bennett Fu