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Holy fuck!
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Hey!
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You're about to burn a
hole in junior, here.
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Ah shit!
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Go home. Get some rest.
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I'm good. We've only got
three more welds on this line.
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We'll handle it from here.
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We work safe, not fast.
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Your words, brother.
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You're right.
You're right.
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So Leonard said we're on track
to mount the tip this week.
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This is a group
of hard workers.
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That is fantastic!
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Isn't there a famous quote
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about workers stepping
up to the plate
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when times are tough?
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Yeah. You're too tired
to remember it.
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Bingo.
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Go home and
get some rest.
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I just gotta
grab my glasses.
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You're wearing them.
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I don't know Charles Conch,
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I've never met the man.
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Hopefully he sees what we're
doing and jumps on board.
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I never thought
in a hundred years
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this place would shut down.
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Oh, the doors aren't
closed just yet.
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Got time to lean-
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There's time to clean!
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Very original.
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I'm out.
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Okay, good.
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Don't install that
section without me.
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Night, brother.
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Goodnight.
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Shit. This ain't good.
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It's a gift from
the Heavens, Tase.
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An untapped skill
and a burden.
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I don't believe you.
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You've never tested me.
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Try it.
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Alright, um...
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what did your dad's farts
smell like when you were a kid?
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Having a photographic memory
means I remember visuals,
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not smells, you dumbass.
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Okay, visuals. I got it!
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When you were being born,
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what did the inside of your
mom's pussy look like?
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Well, it was dark.
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Dewey!
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What?
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Surprise piss test!
We're on lockdown!
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Now?
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Wait, wait. I need...
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Taser!
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All right,
have a good day, bud.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
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You know the drill.
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Pee in Daddy's traveller.
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Come on.
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Whizzanator.
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Boys, line up,
one at a time.
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One at a time.
One at a time.
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Alright, make it easy.
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One at a time.
One at a time.
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Got what ya need.
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I'm running low on stock.
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Alright guys, line 'em up.
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Easy, easy.
I got all the stock.
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Don't worry.
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Alright boys, keep 'em comin'
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Here you go.
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I'm runnin' out of stock, guys!
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I need a dick, man. Bad.
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You don't have
anything more pale?
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With freckles, maybe?
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Well, ya shouldn't have
ruined your old one, man.
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I told you,
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they're not
dishwasher-friendly.
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Come on, man,
make up your mind.
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Oh, is that someone
else's piss?
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Ah, yeah.
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Most of us keep a cooler of
it in the trunk of our car.
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Oh fuck!
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I smoke a ton of dope.
I'm fucked!
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What do I do?
Shit! Do you have any more?
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Yeah, take this.
Dump the piss in a cup.
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Simple as that.
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Won't someone
be watching me?
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Pussy privilege, baby.
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Who's piss is this?
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Oh. Ah, I source it from
an Italian nun in the Alps
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who drinks nothing but
glacial water and herbal tea.
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Really?
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What the fuck? No!
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One of my tenants hands
me a mason jar once a month.
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You're leaking.
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Oh, fuck.
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I've got one dick left!
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I'll take it. I'll take it.
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Proceed with caution.
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Dr. Bridges is a
former military vet,
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two tours,
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with the personality
of a chicken nugget.
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Courtesy washrooms
around the corner.
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Thank you.
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Homer.
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Doc.
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After you.
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I better not see my
piss on the dark web.
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Homer, I won't
look at your cock.
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We rely on the
honour system here.
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Fuck.
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Oh! Fuckin' nasty.
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No evidence.
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Enjoy.
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Don't drink it
all in one gulp.
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Still warm.
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Next!
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And that's when I woke up
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in an alley in Tijuana with
the taste of cigarettes
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and agave in my mouth and
a belt around my throat.
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I'd been gambling
with the locals
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and I had a cartel member's
pistol in my mouth.
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That's because his wife
gave me a foot job
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underneath the table.
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Plantar warts.
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Feet only,
or do they spread?
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Hmm?
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Doesn't matter.
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Man, I've repressed
these memories.
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It's the first time in
a decade that Medhi's been clean
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and it's all flooding
into my brain.
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It's almost distracting.
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And it's making me horny.
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Wow.
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It's not complete.
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I've examined all
of his drawings,
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his process,
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but this section
doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, I could fill
in the blanks, but...
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Not the time for guesswork.
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So we're in the thick of this
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and they suddenly decide to
run a refinery-wide screening.
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Oh you motherfucker.
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What did I do?
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No, not you.
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An unscheduled urine
test locks us down.
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It slows our progress.
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We can't leave, but I know
who can get this to Medhi.
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Okay, so maybe let's
not swear anymore.
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Todd [on phone]:
Yello.
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Okay, good, you're awake.
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I was just about to lay down.
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No, don't go to sleep!
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Wait, have you started
your nighttime routine?
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Kinda.
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Audrey [on phone]:
Don't do it.
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We need you alert, okay?
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'Cause there's like a piss test
happening at work right now.
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Is it Doc Bridges?
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Yeah, it's him and
a couple of techs.
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That's not good.
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Hey, it's Leonard.
The engineer.
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There's missing calculations
on Medhi's schematics.
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We need you to come grab the
blueprint and bring it to Medhi.
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He's in rehab.
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And I don't speak engineer.
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Well, we've got that covered.
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Todd [on phone]:
Good, 'cause I just took
a handful of gummies.
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Ah, can you meet us at the
southeast perimeter fence?
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Yep. I'll leave right now.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna be fucked.
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But it's not my first
barbecue, dickhead.
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They haven't even
kicked in yet.
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Shit. I better
hurry the fuck up.
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Everything alright?
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Oh, everything is gravy, Doc.
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Yeah, just, uh,
it's an old injury.
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Ah, my nuts.
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I got rammed by a
goat when I was a kid.
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Have you been screened
for testicular cancer?
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You know, it affects
man of all ages.
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I'm-I'm sure it's not cancer.
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It's stage fright.
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I gotta get a
flow going here.
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And, uh, I...I squish
my nuts a lot.
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You know it's,
I own an E-bike.
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Need some help?
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I can hold the cup.
Here, gimme the cup.
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There you go.
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Empty mind, empty bladder.
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Just think of a
trickling stream.
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A babbling brook.
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Ah, yeah.
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Oh, there we go.
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You're almost at
the fill line,
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get ready to pinch off.
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You can stop now.
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Stop!
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Ugh!
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Oh, ah...
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so my dick fell off.
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Ah, the cancer is,
it's aggressive.
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Well, thanks to
our friend here,
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the honour system
is in the toilet.
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Everyone will now provide
a sample in front of me.
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What?
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Hey, pay attention!
I'm not done.
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Ah fuck!
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Doc Bridges:
There'll be no excuses,
no exceptions,
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except for the women.
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Fuckin' Dewey.
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Tell anyone who's already
provided a sample,
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we are retesting.
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It just winds
around and around,
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so it's like,
it's a miracle.
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We are fucked!
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We are so fucked!
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Dewey's dick fell off right
in front of Doc Bridges.
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His dick fell off?
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Yes, his dick.
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His fake dick.
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The one we use for
swapping out piss.
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Anyways, Doc Bridges
wants new samples.
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We don't have any
more clean piss.
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That's a problem.
- Yes.
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Full disclosure:
There's a slight chance
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that marijuana might
show up in my system.
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Fuckin' think?
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98% of the plant's
gonna be pissin' hot.
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We need clean piss
and we need it asap!
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Shit. I was just starting
to get a hang of this job.
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Sure you were.
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Okay. So we need to
gather a lot of water,
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and the handful of people
who don't party. That right?
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Correct!
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Okay. Well, I don't partake,
so my urine will be clean.
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That's even better.
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Good. You and the
rest of the nerds
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can piss all
over the place.
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The problem now,
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is how are we gonna swap
out the piss samples?
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You ready?
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Ready.
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Guys? Guys? I, I don't
think he's ready.
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Oh, I'm fucking ready,
you nerd.
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Remember, keep your
asshole clenched.
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What? Now is that a thing?
No. Wait, wait, wait!
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Not ready.
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Ow.
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You don't seem like
you're a hundred percent.
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I'm super focused.
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And a really good
driver when I'm baked.
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The vehicle's not even on.
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Exactly. You're gonna drive.
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All done.
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That was a good one.
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Good work, Bestie.
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Hey, how come you're
not hydrating?
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Oh, me?
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I ate a weed brownie
on the weekend.
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Too risky.
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00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:25,518
I think I can
squeeze one out.
266
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,144
You can do it, Jimi.
267
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,729
I believe in you.
268
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,816
Whew! Very interesting smell.
269
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,195
It's like full bodied, earthy.
270
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,738
Whew!
271
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,072
Hey Steph,
272
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:41,075
maybe get that ozone
generator from the crib
273
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,534
if you get a chance.
274
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:43,744
Weak stream there, Jimi?
275
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,328
Prostate. It'll come.
276
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,539
Ah.
277
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:50,375
Yes! There it is!
278
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,501
Jesus. No splashing.
279
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:52,794
Some people have to
work in there, you know.
280
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:53,796
Hey, I'm half blind.
281
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,797
You're distracting me now.
282
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,215
Oh my God.
283
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,009
Hey guys, I'm estimating
we have about enough here
284
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,136
for maybe half the samples.
285
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,721
How's everyone feeling?
286
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,099
How are we gonna do
this switch anyway?
287
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,934
Who's the best
"faker" on site?
288
00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:10,520
You mean bullshitter?
289
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,522
Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,232
I mean, two people
come to mind.
291
00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:15,359
Alright. Every
little bit helps.
292
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,568
Watch it, Steph!
293
00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:20,405
Oh God! That was not enough
to make it worth their while.
294
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:21,865
Ooh, we got an encore coming.
295
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,533
Okay.
296
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,370
We don't want to kick
him off the wagon.
297
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,456
We just want to dangle him
off the side a little bit.
298
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,793
Didn't you check him in?
299
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,462
You reassigned the donations
from the golf tournament.
300
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,298
I thought Medhi was
one of your friends.
301
00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:39,383
I think we're friends.
302
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,384
He calls me buddy.
303
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,596
But we just don't speak
the same language.
304
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,472
He's really smart.
305
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,642
You have a weird way of
treating your "buddy".
306
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,937
He's been sober
for like a week,
307
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,147
a week and a half.
308
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,024
It's not like he's
losing a month.
309
00:12:57,150 --> 00:13:00,070
I feel like I've been
here before. Weird.
310
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,030
Oh, you are too messed
up to be in here.
311
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,490
I'm fine.
312
00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:11,289
Put it away, Todd.
313
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:12,832
Don't ruin a
man's new life.
314
00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:14,501
Fuckin' relax.
315
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:19,089
Ah! Suck it, Dwayne!
316
00:13:20,256 --> 00:13:21,716
Better luck next time!
317
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,639
Boys!
318
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,515
Oh, you checking in?
319
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,144
Can we borrow you
for a minute?
320
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,895
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Not unless you beat me.
321
00:13:33,895 --> 00:13:35,355
I'm undefeated.
322
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:36,440
We can't stay long.
323
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,607
It's about your blueprints.
324
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,192
The innovation?
325
00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:40,318
Did you paint that?
326
00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:42,654
It's really fuckin' great.
327
00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:45,658
Oh, I feel like this painting!
328
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,201
Oh, I owe you Todd.
329
00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:49,620
I have never
felt this good!
330
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:53,541
So, which one of you
is better at ping pong?
331
00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:57,628
Ah...
332
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,796
Yeah.
333
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,464
Come on, Leonard.
334
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,966
Let's do it, baby!
335
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,426
Oh, it, ah, smells
better in here.
336
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:08,514
You guys owe us
some new candles.
337
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,390
Not a problem.
I know a guy.
338
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:22,820
I think, I think you
guys are water drunk.
339
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,822
Which is an actual thing.
340
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,865
Oh, I gotta pee!
341
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,908
Oh, I know that.
342
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:37,125
I-I like you.
343
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,548
I think that might
be the water talking,
344
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,676
but I like you too.
345
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,303
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
346
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:49,721
Did you wash your hands?
347
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:50,972
Steph [on walkie]:
Two minute warning,
Pee Squad.
348
00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:51,932
We're goin' in.
349
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,433
Prepare the payload.
350
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,851
Copy that.
351
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,270
Okay.
352
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:59,523
Everything is covered in piss.
353
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,609
Literally. Ugh!
354
00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:09,741
Holy fuck, Doc,
355
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:10,908
you gotta stand that close?
356
00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:14,370
Jesus. You gonna be licking
your lips soon enough.
357
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,164
Divert your eyes a
little, would ya.
358
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,206
Dr. Bridges?
359
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,207
Yes?
360
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,878
Hi. A guy took a tumble
down some stairs.
361
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,714
I was afraid to move
him and it looks, ah...
362
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,549
looks...
363
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:27,927
Stephy.
364
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,302
Stephy!
365
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,303
Looks good.
366
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:31,263
It looks bad!
367
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,306
He is really hurt.
368
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,432
He's hurt?
- Yes.
369
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,432
Okay. Everybody out.
370
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:35,683
We better go.
371
00:15:35,683 --> 00:15:37,477
Oh, I gotta cut it off. Sorry.
- Let's go.
372
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:38,729
Oh, it spilled on me.
- I'm sorry. Let's hurry.
373
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,855
We've got it.
374
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,898
He's probably got a broken
back or hemorrhaging.
375
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,691
Oh, come on.
376
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,775
Code Blue. Code Red.
377
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,110
Code fuckin' green.
Code orange.
378
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,528
Just fucking make
'er happen, Doc.
379
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,988
Holy fuck!
380
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,009
Big Nate's down.
381
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,052
He's in here, Doc.
382
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,052
Help me!
383
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,011
Tase!
384
00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:13,013
Oh, over here.
385
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,764
Tase, you all right?
386
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,015
Oh, you're here.
387
00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:17,267
Shit, brother.
388
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,394
Ugh.
389
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,477
I fell from up there.
390
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:20,812
All the way up there?
391
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:21,980
Stabilize his neck.
392
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:25,775
Ugh. It was just a stumble.
393
00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:27,318
But these boots...
394
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,613
I think someone
switched my boots.
395
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,780
Switched your boots?
396
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:31,823
Yeah.
397
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,075
Someone's gonna pay.
398
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,326
Y'know how you,
399
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,035
you take that baby step to
stop yourself from tripping?
400
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:37,078
Yeah. Yeah.
401
00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,788
Works great if you've
got your own boots,
402
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,832
ones that fit.
403
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:44,086
But these boots are not mine.
404
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,796
What are we gonna do, Doc?
405
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,048
Can you concuss yourself from
falling down the stairs?
406
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,799
Yes, you can.
407
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,009
Yeah.
408
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,720
Dr. Bridges:
How many fingers?
409
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,763
That one's a thumb.
410
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,889
Ugh.
411
00:16:56,889 --> 00:16:59,308
This is like building
model planes.
412
00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:01,019
Oh my God, Dewey.
413
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,270
Ew. Uh uh.
414
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,397
No! You got some on me.
415
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,440
Okay, you upright citizens.
416
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,067
You guys are doing great.
417
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,777
Keep your eyes
on the prize.
418
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,862
We're almost there.
419
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,988
You're wasting it!
420
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,196
The top goes on so you
don't get peed on.
421
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:13,281
Secure.
422
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:15,116
Yes, yes!
423
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,285
We're so close!
424
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,077
Last one coming
down the pike.
425
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:20,873
I like this feeling.
426
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,207
Almost done here.
427
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,670
What about-what
about the booze bra?
428
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,712
The booze bra?
429
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,891
No outward signs of injury.
430
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,974
Good. Good. That's good.
431
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,684
No tenderness or swelling.
432
00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:42,978
Great.
433
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,980
I'm pretty sure I bruised
my kidney on a stair.
434
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,815
Dr. Bridges:
Alright, let's get
him outta here.
435
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:50,861
Oh, Doc, don't move me!
436
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,362
Oh, oh!
437
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,659
Shit!
438
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,912
Oh, yep!
Yeah, it fuckin' hurts.
439
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,871
It hurts.
440
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:01,997
Oh, we might need
an ambulance.
441
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,248
Oh God. Don't touch it,
don't touch it, don't touch it.
442
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,540
It's just an old injury.
443
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,875
It just pops out
every time I sneeze.
444
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,502
I'm all good.
445
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,547
Oh, almost spilled it.
446
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,884
Okay, all good.
447
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,884
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go!
448
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:16,385
Damn.
449
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:17,721
Dewey did good.
- Yes.
450
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,888
Oh God. Get the tape.
451
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,307
Oh.
452
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,643
And that's how it's done.
453
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,644
Dr. Bridges:
Is it tender right here?
454
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,644
Yep, yep, yep!
455
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:25,686
It's fuckin' all tender there.
456
00:18:25,686 --> 00:18:27,314
Just be-just be...
It's fine. It's fine.
457
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,606
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
458
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,403
Oh yeah.
459
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,616
What'd you look at that, Doc?
460
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:39,742
Oh, you're a
miracle worker.
461
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,244
Doc, I feel fine.
462
00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:43,913
Sometimes it's just
knowing somebody cares
463
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:44,873
makes all the difference.
464
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,625
Mm-hmm.
465
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,169
Yep. Yep. That's great, Doc.
466
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,420
Hell of a physician.
467
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,505
What a doctor.
468
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,173
Whew! Yep.
469
00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:56,218
It's, ah, see ya, Doc.
470
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,928
That hurt for real.
471
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,929
Fuckin' hold me.
472
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,471
No fuckin' way.
473
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,974
Between the coffee stains
474
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,227
and the torn up
sections and the tape...
475
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,020
I can't make sense of this.
476
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,648
Fellas, I'm clearheaded.
477
00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,025
Listen...
478
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,193
I hear...
479
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,279
I hear nothing, huh?
480
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,073
No grinders,
481
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,449
no heavy machinery,
no swearing.
482
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,117
Look guys, I know you
value my intelligence,
483
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:23,119
but this invention
is special.
484
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,914
It came from chaos and,
uh, and a lot of weed.
485
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,961
Okay, well, I tried using
Young's modulus results
486
00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:34,213
in a surface area that's
larger than the "L" factor,
487
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:37,174
so I know that's not
how you got there, but...
488
00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:38,218
Nerd.
489
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,803
Do you know how
you got there?
490
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,221
Do you even know
if it's right?
491
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,434
That's brave... for a virgin.
492
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,811
I'm married.
493
00:19:48,811 --> 00:19:49,938
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
494
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,192
If we don't sort this out,
it could be catastrophic.
495
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,902
Ugh. I-I'm telling you guys,
496
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,486
I-I-I-I can't remember.
497
00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:01,909
What if there was a way
for you to find your way
498
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,993
back into the chaos?
499
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:05,787
No! No!
500
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,415
You can do this
without getting high.
501
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,626
I made copies so we can
leave them with you.
502
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:13,045
Give you time to
figure it out.
503
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,046
We don't have time!
504
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,048
Corporate is trying
to destroy us!
505
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,964
All of us!
506
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:19,884
Well, um, we could
go to someone else.
507
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,720
I've got friends
from university.
508
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,846
Someone can help us.
509
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,846
You sure you know someone?
510
00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:25,515
Yeah.
511
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,063
You're a good friend, eh?
512
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,940
Look, this is right.
513
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,775
This is how we heal.
514
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,487
You give 'em hell
in here, buddy.
515
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,113
You got this.
516
00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:43,741
That's it?
517
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,535
He comes in here fucked
out of his gourd
518
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,287
and basically puts a
loaded gun on the table
519
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,454
and you let him
off the hook?
520
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,455
Gun?
521
00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:50,874
It was a weed pen, man.
522
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,917
You shut up, dude.
523
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,044
You boohoo'd a few tears
524
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,922
and you hugged it out
and now you're square?
525
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,883
If you two weren't my seniors,
I'd tell ya both to F-off!
526
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:00,884
Chill.
527
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,009
You already swore earlier.
528
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,260
You wanna hear swearing?
529
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,429
I got lots of swears for you,
530
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,306
motherfucker bullshit bitch!
531
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,348
Yeah! Okay.
532
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:08,933
Asshole.
533
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,059
See you like that, bitch.
534
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:11,686
You're killing my buzz, man.
535
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:13,020
You're killing my buzz!
536
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,066
I don't even have
a buzz, Fuck Face.
537
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,651
There's the chaos.
538
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:21,070
There's-there's the weed.
539
00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:28,287
Gentlemen, I have two meetings
scheduled this afternoon.
540
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,038
All right. I'll pick up
another newcomer medallion
541
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,999
and I'll talk
to my sponsor.
542
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,583
All is well.
543
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,380
Relax.
544
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,173
I'm not getting
high to get high.
545
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,845
I am getting high to help.
546
00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:47,180
That was deep.
547
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,016
I don't feel
good about this.
548
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,059
Me either.
549
00:21:54,186 --> 00:21:55,730
Hey, gimme that.
550
00:21:56,647 --> 00:21:58,357
Somebody's gotta drive.
551
00:21:58,357 --> 00:22:00,192
I'm fried. Big time.
552
00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:06,157
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
553
00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:07,701
The power of weed.
554
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:11,997
Stellar work, you two.
555
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,707
Barely knew you were there.
556
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,584
It was a one
man show today.
557
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,962
Careful with those samples.
558
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,842
Well, apart from the
numerous setbacks
559
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,053
and the exposure
to human waste...
560
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,346
Another micro tear
in my rotator cuff.
561
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:29,513
It's no big deal.
562
00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:30,973
And my abused bladder.
563
00:22:30,973 --> 00:22:32,808
It all worked out.
564
00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:36,813
You guys need
any more piss?
565
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:38,315
Found a few more
litres in my locker.
566
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,107
Ah, fuck you.
567
00:22:40,107 --> 00:22:41,777
That sucks.
568
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,990
Raise your hand if you want
to come to Imperial Valley.
569
00:22:50,242 --> 00:22:52,913
Jamar, thank you
for volunteering.
570
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,665
Since you love that place so
much you're comin' with me.
571
00:22:56,665 --> 00:22:58,125
Pack your bags!
572
00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,961
Um, sounds good, sir.
573
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:03,131
What's on the agenda?
574
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,009
I'm going there to
do your fuckin' job.
575
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,637
You get that junky
weasel on the line.
576
00:23:09,637 --> 00:23:11,515
I need to have a
chat with him.
577
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,980
We're gonna shut the
fuckin' place down!
578
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,148
Y'all suck!
579
00:23:21,148 --> 00:23:23,192
I'll remember this when
determining Christmas bonuses!
580
00:23:23,192 --> 00:23:24,861
JAMAR!
581
00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:27,864
I'm coming!
582
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,240
Fucking Imperial Valley.
583
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:48,218
♪ Started work
when I was young
584
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,386
♪ Grew old began to sing
585
00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,556
♪ Said son you better
keep on moving
586
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,307
♪ Idle hands are the
devil's play thing, hey! ♪
587
00:23:55,307 --> 00:24:14,118
♪ Everyone's got a
reason to work
588
00:24:14,118 --> 00:24:16,246
♪ They differ from
young to old
589
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,248
♪ No one's equal
in this regard
590
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,709
♪ You can tell from the sweat
baby who's got soul man ♪
591
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,769
♪ You know it's
gotta have soul
592
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,315
♪ Workin' Man's Soul ♪
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