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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,213 --> 00:00:11,555 HUGO: I'm pretty sure I know who's got me. 2 00:00:11,655 --> 00:00:14,117 - Argh! - Cassie. Would you like coffee? 3 00:00:14,217 --> 00:00:15,718 No, thanks. I don't know what's in it. 4 00:00:15,818 --> 00:00:17,800 MAUREEN: It was just a microdose. 5 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,521 CASSIE: Didn't feel very micro to me. 6 00:00:19,621 --> 00:00:21,603 Xylazine. A common cattle tranquilliser. 7 00:00:21,703 --> 00:00:24,005 Oh, hi. I'm looking for Gareth. 8 00:00:24,105 --> 00:00:25,286 I was gonna interview him. 9 00:00:25,386 --> 00:00:26,767 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 10 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:28,528 LEON: If you wanna know what goes down in Bidgee, 11 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,809 I'm your man. 12 00:00:29,909 --> 00:00:31,691 One time, over at Charmaine's, 13 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:34,813 hippies booked out two caravans, and whooshka! 14 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:36,214 (GARETH GRUNTS) 15 00:00:36,314 --> 00:00:38,836 ANDY: You planted evidence to get me arrested! 16 00:00:39,917 --> 00:00:41,918 - (GARETH SCREAMS) - (THUMP!) 17 00:00:44,721 --> 00:00:47,723 - (GRITTY PUNK ROCK MUSIC) - (GULLS CAW) 18 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,630 SONG: ♪ Seven o'clock 19 00:00:56,730 --> 00:01:00,033 ♪ Get up, get ready 20 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:04,016 ♪ To start the day at the factory 21 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,570 ♪ 7:30 22 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,612 ♪ Clock in 23 00:01:24,712 --> 00:01:26,213 ♪ Get ready 24 00:01:26,313 --> 00:01:29,796 ♪ To start work at the factory 25 00:01:33,399 --> 00:01:35,140 ♪ 7:30 26 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,661 ♪ Clock in... ♪ 27 00:01:36,761 --> 00:01:37,902 (TRUCK RUMBLES) 28 00:01:38,002 --> 00:01:39,303 ♪ Get ready 29 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:42,626 ♪ To start work at the factory 30 00:01:42,726 --> 00:01:46,189 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 31 00:01:46,289 --> 00:01:48,511 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 32 00:01:48,611 --> 00:01:50,712 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 33 00:01:50,812 --> 00:01:52,634 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 34 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,475 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 35 00:01:54,575 --> 00:01:56,156 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 36 00:01:56,256 --> 00:01:57,718 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 37 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,119 ♪ Keep the country moving with production 38 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,640 ♪ Keep the country moving with production... ♪ 39 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:05,083 (OVERLAPPING VOCALS SPEED UP) 40 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:07,565 ♪ Production, production, production, production 41 00:02:07,665 --> 00:02:08,846 ♪ Production, production 42 00:02:08,946 --> 00:02:10,368 ♪ Production, production 43 00:02:10,468 --> 00:02:12,529 ♪ Production, production, production ♪ 44 00:02:12,629 --> 00:02:14,631 (VOCALS ECHO AND FADE) 45 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,553 - (CICADAS CHIRP) - (UNEASY MUSIC) 46 00:02:22,197 --> 00:02:23,938 Hey, it's trivia tonight, right? 47 00:02:24,038 --> 00:02:25,940 I was thinking of bringing my recording gear. 48 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,442 Try and capture the vibe of the town. 49 00:02:30,803 --> 00:02:32,145 Are you cancelling trivia? 50 00:02:32,245 --> 00:02:33,906 Can't do it without Hugo. 51 00:02:34,006 --> 00:02:36,428 (CASSIE SIGHS) That's what the town needs. 52 00:02:36,528 --> 00:02:38,710 You know, to keep going. To not lose hope. 53 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,112 I just mean Hugo's the quizmaster. 54 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:42,993 Who else is gonna do it? 55 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:46,996 OK, well... can't you be the quizmaster? 56 00:02:47,096 --> 00:02:48,758 Like, in Hugo's honour? 57 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:52,480 Should I do Cedric's half-time poetry as well? 58 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,582 - (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) - Not happening. 59 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:57,084 CASSIE: OK. 60 00:02:57,184 --> 00:02:58,966 What if I was quizmaster? 61 00:02:59,066 --> 00:03:00,607 You? 62 00:03:00,707 --> 00:03:02,128 I can do it. 63 00:03:02,228 --> 00:03:04,610 Come on, it'll be good for morale, good for business. 64 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,451 And great for your podcast. 65 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,213 (SCOFFS) That's just an unexpected bonus. 66 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,314 You reckon you got the chops? 67 00:03:11,635 --> 00:03:13,637 I already know my first question. 68 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,301 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Andy. 69 00:03:19,401 --> 00:03:20,903 I can't come to the phone right now, 70 00:03:21,003 --> 00:03:22,824 so leave a message and have a great day. 71 00:03:22,924 --> 00:03:24,926 - (BEEP!) - Where are you? 72 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:28,168 (THOUGHTFULLY) Jimmy? 73 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,810 Hmm. 74 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:37,035 Cedric! 75 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:39,137 (UNEASY MUSIC) 76 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:46,382 (WHEEL SQUEAKS) 77 00:03:51,827 --> 00:03:53,828 - (HATCH CREAKS) - (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 78 00:03:58,832 --> 00:04:00,834 Cedric, it's me. (ECHOES) 79 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:06,338 It's trivia night tonight and, uh, I thought 80 00:04:06,438 --> 00:04:09,240 me and you, you know, the old team, we could... 81 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:13,524 What was that name we came up with? 82 00:04:16,326 --> 00:04:19,228 (CHUCKLES) Beauty and the Priest. 83 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:21,330 (SOFTLY) Nah. 84 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:25,533 (SIGHS) I'm not even a priest anymore anyway. 85 00:04:26,974 --> 00:04:28,976 Look... 86 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:31,478 I'm sorry, mate. 87 00:04:31,578 --> 00:04:33,579 (SCOFFS) 88 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:39,104 JIMMY: Cedric. (ECHOES) 89 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:46,509 (HATCH CREAKS) 90 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:50,092 (HATCH THUDS SHUT) 91 00:04:50,192 --> 00:04:52,194 (BLEAK MUSIC) 92 00:05:05,124 --> 00:05:07,866 I'm so sorry. The vendor's slow on getting me a section 52. 93 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:10,228 I'm chasing the insurance claims history. 94 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:11,829 MAN ON PHONE: And it's a business, yeah? 95 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,671 - It's a caravan park. - Cause of damage? 96 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:14,832 CASSIE: Fire apparently. 97 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,353 Oh, yeah, here it is. 98 00:05:16,453 --> 00:05:18,234 Uh, "Claim denied due to fraud." 99 00:05:18,334 --> 00:05:19,675 The claim was deemed fraudulent? 100 00:05:19,775 --> 00:05:22,918 According to our records. Matter deferred to police. 101 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,519 Anything else you need? 102 00:05:24,619 --> 00:05:27,381 Oh, no. Thank you so much. You've been very helpful. 103 00:05:29,823 --> 00:05:30,924 (SOFTLY) OK. 104 00:05:31,024 --> 00:05:33,026 (UNEASY MUSIC) 105 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:40,812 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 106 00:05:40,912 --> 00:05:42,913 (WATER PATTERS) 107 00:05:47,237 --> 00:05:48,738 CASSIE: Andy?! 108 00:05:48,838 --> 00:05:51,340 - Jesus. Cassie. - Where the hell have you been? 109 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,222 I've been trying to call you nonstop. 110 00:05:53,322 --> 00:05:54,663 Uh... 111 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:56,464 (SIGHS) I don't know. 112 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,626 I, uh... passed out. 113 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,507 What happened to your face? 114 00:06:00,607 --> 00:06:02,148 Oh, I, uh... 115 00:06:02,248 --> 00:06:04,470 I tripped and fell down some rocks. 116 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:07,473 I was... so wasted, 117 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:12,256 I, uh... I went outside for some air and I got lost. 118 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:16,400 (STAMMERS) When I woke up, I was miles from anywhere, 119 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,501 so I... 120 00:06:18,982 --> 00:06:21,604 Is it... Do you mind if I finish my shower, please? 121 00:06:21,704 --> 00:06:24,426 Yeah. Um, I need you to be at trivia tonight. 122 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,608 Trivia? 123 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,329 Please? For moral support? I'm the host. 124 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,430 You won't want to miss it. 125 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,532 Yeah. 126 00:06:32,632 --> 00:06:34,654 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. I'll, uh... 127 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:36,215 I'll be there. 128 00:06:36,315 --> 00:06:38,317 - CASSIE: Hmm. - (UNEASY MUSIC) 129 00:06:41,719 --> 00:06:43,261 (CICADAS CHIRP) 130 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,382 - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK WHINES) - CASSIE: Test, test. 131 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:47,544 One, two. One, two? 132 00:06:47,644 --> 00:06:49,345 (TOWNSFOLK CHATTER) 133 00:06:49,445 --> 00:06:50,907 CHARMAINE: OK, we can win this. 134 00:06:51,007 --> 00:06:52,908 NOEL: There's about 12 sausages in that thing! 135 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:54,189 MAUREEN: OK, here we go. 136 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,151 Welcome to the Bidgee Pub trivia night, 137 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,033 where a fresh meat tray is up for grabs. 138 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:00,754 (TOWNSFOLK CHEER) 139 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,276 CASSIE: I'm very excited to be your host. 140 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:06,599 So without further ado, let's get into it. 141 00:07:06,699 --> 00:07:08,801 - Question one... - CEDRIC: Wait a minute. 142 00:07:08,901 --> 00:07:11,403 Oh, look who's back. 143 00:07:11,503 --> 00:07:13,504 (TOWNSFOLK MUTTER) 144 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:17,928 We have a meat tray to win. 145 00:07:18,028 --> 00:07:19,729 - Uh, no, they don't. - No. 146 00:07:19,829 --> 00:07:21,450 - Look at that. - (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR AND CHUCKLE) 147 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:23,552 (CHAIR LEGS SCRAPE) 148 00:07:26,474 --> 00:07:28,896 CASSIE: OK. Question one. 149 00:07:28,996 --> 00:07:32,419 Octopuses have been described as the Einsteins of the sea. 150 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:35,341 They have eight tentacles and two eyes, 151 00:07:35,441 --> 00:07:37,463 but how many hearts? 152 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:39,985 (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR) 153 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,707 Easy. It's one. Trick question. 154 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:44,909 No, she's not gonna start with a trick question. 155 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:47,070 Oh, true, eh? You know who'd know this? 156 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,172 Gareth. 157 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,514 He loves the sea. (ECHOES) 158 00:07:51,614 --> 00:07:53,475 - (BAG RIPS) - (GARETH SCREAMS) 159 00:07:53,575 --> 00:07:55,277 - (MUFFLED, ECHOING SOUNDSCAPE) - CASSIE: True or false? 160 00:07:55,377 --> 00:07:58,179 There are more kangaroos than people in Australia. 161 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,682 (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR) 162 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,804 (UNEASY MUSIC) 163 00:08:04,904 --> 00:08:07,206 CASSIE: What year did the Berlin Wall fall? 164 00:08:07,306 --> 00:08:08,407 True or false? 165 00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:10,168 It's physically impossible... 166 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:11,930 (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR) 167 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,811 CASSIE: What's the singular word... 168 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,313 (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR) 169 00:08:18,195 --> 00:08:19,776 CASSIE: OK, time for a gear change. 170 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:21,858 Ooh. Bible knowledge? 171 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:23,219 No. Party drugs. 172 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:25,901 Has anyone ever had their cocktail spiked? 173 00:08:26,001 --> 00:08:27,542 No? 174 00:08:27,642 --> 00:08:29,223 When a drink is spiked, 175 00:08:29,323 --> 00:08:31,945 chances are the drugs came from a dealer. 176 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:36,029 What is the maximum penalty for drug dealing in this state? 177 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:38,591 Is it A - 40 years? 178 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:40,472 B - 25 years? 179 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:43,034 Or C - three years? 180 00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:44,675 VAL: Well, it's not three. 181 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,877 - I thought the maximum... - Maximum? 182 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:49,319 - MAUREEN: Or is it B? 25 years? - AUDREY: What do you reckon? 183 00:08:49,419 --> 00:08:50,960 - Leon? - Huh? 184 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,002 - 40... - I don't care. Put anything. 185 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:54,843 MAUREEN: I know this. Listen. Wait. 186 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:57,165 - I've gotta think of the answer. - (JINGLES BELL) 187 00:08:57,265 --> 00:08:59,567 CASSIE: OK, that's the end of the round, folks. 188 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,488 - We'll take a short break. - CEDRIC: Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 189 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:03,250 CASSIE: Yep. OK. 190 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:05,892 Uh, in keeping with tradition, apparently, 191 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:07,853 Cedric will now read a poem. 192 00:09:07,953 --> 00:09:09,895 OK, yeah. That's more like it. Yeah. 193 00:09:09,995 --> 00:09:11,416 - Cedric! - Yay. 194 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,937 (TOWNSFOLK APPLAUD HALF-HEARTEDLY) 195 00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:15,039 (SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT) 196 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,703 (CEDRIC CLEARS THROAT) 197 00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:21,224 (CHUCKLES) 198 00:09:21,324 --> 00:09:22,745 (CROAKS) 199 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:25,127 - Nup. - (CEDRIC CONTINUES CROAKING) 200 00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:28,029 - (CHUCKLES) - Shh! 201 00:09:28,129 --> 00:09:30,131 CEDRIC: They come 202 00:09:30,851 --> 00:09:32,433 They come 203 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:34,534 They come for us... 204 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:38,397 ...across the Pacific from foreign lands 205 00:09:38,497 --> 00:09:42,220 Tasked with solving just one prob-lam 206 00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:45,002 But from their presence 207 00:09:45,102 --> 00:09:46,724 - A thousand troubles... - Hey. 208 00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:49,366 What's with these questions? You're pissing everybody off. 209 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:50,807 Shut up. Just trust me, alright? 210 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:52,448 - It'll be worth it. - (JIMMY SHUSHES) 211 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:55,611 CEDRIC: A toad I am 212 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,332 (CROAKS) 213 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,934 - (CHAIR LEGS SCRAPE LOUDLY) - (CEDRIC CONTINUES CROAKING) 214 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,135 ANDY: Sorry. 215 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:02,776 (CEDRIC CROAKS) 216 00:10:02,876 --> 00:10:05,218 Oh, Gareth. Pick up the phone, man. 217 00:10:05,318 --> 00:10:06,699 Where are ya? 218 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:09,361 (CEDRIC CONTINUES CROAKING AND RECITING FAINTLY) 219 00:10:11,963 --> 00:10:14,686 - (LEON INHALES) - Nice night. 220 00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:18,549 - (LEON EXHALES LOUDLY) - ANDY: So many stars, you know? 221 00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:22,632 Different, uh, constellations down here. 222 00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:25,654 You know, when, uh... when I was younger, I... 223 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:28,777 (LEON SPITS) 224 00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:32,259 - (SIGHS) - (PHONE RINGS) 225 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,802 Oh, thank God. Dom. Listen. 226 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,163 WOMAN ON PHONE: Andy? 227 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:38,564 It's Liliana. 228 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:41,366 (SPLUTTERS) 229 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,488 (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, hi, Liliana. 230 00:10:43,588 --> 00:10:46,190 (VOICE WAVERS) Hey, has anyone called you... 231 00:10:47,191 --> 00:10:48,732 ...about Dom? 232 00:10:48,832 --> 00:10:50,614 What? What about... what about Dom? 233 00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:52,715 Well, he, um... 234 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,337 Dom's dead, Andy. 235 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,640 (LILIANA SOBS) They found his body in a dumpster. 236 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,542 He was shot. 237 00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:03,864 Robbery gone wrong or something. 238 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,866 (SPARSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 239 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,967 Oh, God... 240 00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:10,929 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 241 00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:20,697 (SNIFFS) 242 00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:29,864 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 243 00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,789 What the fuck am I doing here? 244 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:57,106 Hope you're not thinking about stealing a car 245 00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:58,867 and leaving town, hot stuff. 246 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,349 - (CHUCKLES) - Uh... 247 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:03,450 Hey, uh... 248 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,892 ...how's trivia night going? 249 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,554 Your girlfriend invited me. 250 00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:10,716 She's not my... Uh... 251 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,638 (STAMMERS) Why? 252 00:12:12,738 --> 00:12:14,559 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's what I said. 253 00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,200 Oh, well. 254 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,922 Better be good, 255 00:12:18,022 --> 00:12:20,264 otherwise I'll book her for wasting my time. 256 00:12:23,986 --> 00:12:25,488 Someone hit you over the head? 257 00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:29,050 The... (STAMMERS) My... my... my what? 258 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,752 Well... seem stupider than normal. 259 00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:39,078 Do I look alright? 260 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,503 And that's the cry 261 00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:46,304 The constant cry 262 00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:48,145 Jesus Christ on a bike. 263 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,607 (TEARFULLY) I want to be alone. 264 00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:54,010 (CEDRIC CROAKS) 265 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:56,152 (CROAKS) 266 00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:57,473 (CROAKS SADLY) Yes. 267 00:12:57,573 --> 00:12:58,834 Thank you. 268 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,536 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER) 269 00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:04,818 VAL: Yep. Well done. 270 00:13:05,899 --> 00:13:07,901 What do you think you're doing? 271 00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,323 - What, trivia? - No, this ain't trivia. 272 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:14,326 Who won the cricket? What's the capital of Rome? 273 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,427 That's trivia. 274 00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:20,811 I told you that shit in confidence, yeah? 275 00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:23,413 It was for a podcast, Leon. 276 00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,514 A podcast, was it? 277 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:28,397 You breathe one word about me... 278 00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:31,279 ...you'll see what happens. 279 00:13:39,565 --> 00:13:41,567 CEDRIC: Did you get it? 280 00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:45,630 Who called the cops? I did. 281 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:48,953 Big hello to Sergeant Geraldine Walters. 282 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:52,135 - JIMMY: Oh. How you doin'? - G'day. 283 00:13:54,977 --> 00:13:56,919 CASSIE: OK, quick score check. 284 00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,081 In the lead, we have Beauty and the Priest. 285 00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,082 (TOWNSFOLK EXCLAIM) 286 00:14:00,182 --> 00:14:02,163 Followed by Bidgeegud Republic. 287 00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:03,884 (HISSES VICTORIOUSLY) 288 00:14:03,984 --> 00:14:06,226 LEON: Very nice. Very nice. 289 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,532 - (MUFFLED, ECHOING SOUNDSCAPE) - LEON: Oh. Oi! 290 00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:15,293 Oi! (ECHOES) 291 00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:19,056 (CLEAR VOICE) Dickhead. No fucking phones. 292 00:14:19,156 --> 00:14:20,698 CASSIE: That's right, Leon. 293 00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:22,659 Phone down, Andy, or you'll be disqualified. 294 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:25,702 Amateur. Don't worry. It's off. 295 00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:27,383 Shoot. 296 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,864 CASSIE: Alright. 297 00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,305 Here we go. 298 00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:33,307 What was the name of Hugo's dog? 299 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,409 NOEL: That's pretty easy. 300 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,351 It was Reggie. 301 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,453 LEON: You're good at this. 302 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,675 True or false? 303 00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:46,157 Late last year, Charmaine went to Perth for three months 304 00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,980 to take care of a sick aunt. 305 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,602 Everyone knows that. 306 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:53,703 - MAUREEN: True. - (TOWNSFOLK MURMUR) 307 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,090 CASSIE: OK. 308 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,612 Now, what is the maximum prison sentence 309 00:15:04,712 --> 00:15:07,014 for insurance fraud in this state? 310 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,095 Is it A - one year? 311 00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:11,777 B - 10 years? 312 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,019 Or C - 12 years? 313 00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:17,562 I know this. It's 10 years. 314 00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:22,746 - MAUREEN: You sure? - Yes, I'm fucking sure. 315 00:15:22,846 --> 00:15:24,147 - It's 10. - SHOSHANNA: I think it's 10. 316 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,789 What common nut can poison a dog, 317 00:15:26,889 --> 00:15:29,811 causing it to lose control of its nervous system and die? 318 00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:38,378 (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 319 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,160 I know. Just... 320 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,243 CASSIE: What is the most common cause of house fire? 321 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,084 Is it A - faulty wiring? 322 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:48,166 B - candles? 323 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,368 Or C - cooking? 324 00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:53,050 (MAUREEN MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 325 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,391 It's candles. Remember? Yeah. 326 00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:02,157 Final question of the night. 327 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:06,860 There are motives responsible for nearly all murders. 328 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,262 - What are they? - Hmm. 329 00:16:09,362 --> 00:16:11,264 CASSIE: One point for each correct motive. 330 00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:13,746 What the devil is she up to? 331 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,068 This round will determine tonight's winner 332 00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:17,389 and we're gonna mark it together, 333 00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,630 so I need you to swap answers with another team. 334 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,232 JIMMY: Will you pass it to us? 335 00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:24,334 LEON: Andy! 336 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,897 There you go. 337 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,199 No fucking funny business, eh? 338 00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,300 (LAUGHS) 339 00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:35,283 CASSIE: OK, everyone, ready? 340 00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:37,164 - TOWNSFOLK: Mm-hm! - CASSIE: Alright. 341 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,146 Hugo's dog's name was Reggie. 342 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:43,389 An easy point. 343 00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,531 Because it all started with Reggie. 344 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,252 God rest his soul. 345 00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:49,133 Hugo loved that dog. 346 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,015 - But Charmaine hated him... - Hmm? 347 00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,377 ...because he did his business on her doorstep every morning. 348 00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:55,939 Hey! Hugo trained him to do it. 349 00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:58,621 So when Reggie turned up dead, who do you think he suspected? 350 00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:00,722 CEDRIC: Huh? 351 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,425 - This is stupid. - CASSIE: OK. 352 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,426 What common nut can kill a dog? 353 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,868 Answer - the macadamia nut. 354 00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,830 It shuts down the dog's nervous system, 355 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,312 which is the tortured way that Reggie died. 356 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:16,635 Next answer - what is the most common cause of house fire? 357 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,817 The answer is C - cooking. 358 00:17:19,817 --> 00:17:21,639 So it's unusual that the fire 359 00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:24,001 that destroyed Charmaine's caravans 360 00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,482 was started by hippies 361 00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,003 too stoned to snuff out their candles. 362 00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,525 Unless of course that was a lie? 363 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,627 (FLAMES WHOOSH) 364 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:36,330 And if it was, how would the insurance company ever find out? 365 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,052 Who do you think you are? 366 00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:40,253 The caravan park went to rack and ruin. 367 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,775 The insurance payout would have been enough 368 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,417 to get you out of debt, enough to start again. 369 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,699 Hugo knew Charmaine torched those vans. 370 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,821 So he had a way to undo her. 371 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,582 He tipped off the insurance company 372 00:17:51,682 --> 00:17:53,704 to make sure that she never got paid. 373 00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:56,946 The perfect revenge if it was Charmaine who killed Reggie. 374 00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,709 - I don't have to listen to this. - Sit down. 375 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,150 CASSIE: It's just a theory, folks. 376 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,671 It's just a theory. 377 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,772 But tonight's not all about Charmaine. 378 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,155 This is from when Hugo attended a cocktail party 379 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,556 at Maureen and Trevor's. 380 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,778 I found this photo of him passed out. 381 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,022 His drink was spiked. 382 00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,465 Heart palpitations. Nausea. 383 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,687 Hugo could have died that night. 384 00:18:23,787 --> 00:18:27,210 And when he found out that the "special ingredient" 385 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,731 came from Leon, 386 00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:30,773 he had the ammo he needed. 387 00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:35,016 The maximum penalty for drug dealing is B - 25 years. 388 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,377 LEON: Jesus. 389 00:18:36,477 --> 00:18:37,458 But Hugo was murdered 390 00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:39,560 before he had the chance to tell the cops. 391 00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:47,065 What a fucking load of horseshit. 392 00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,347 I didn't kill Hugo. 393 00:18:49,447 --> 00:18:52,310 And I'm not a fuckin' drug dealer, OK? 394 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,391 And why would Hugo blame me 395 00:18:54,491 --> 00:18:55,752 for something that happened 396 00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:57,794 at one of those seedy parties that they have? 397 00:18:57,894 --> 00:18:59,595 He's been to hundreds of 'em. 398 00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:02,157 Yeah, how about you just stick to answers, you know... 399 00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,919 Um... Like facts. 400 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,841 - Yeah! - GERALDINE: If you have any. 401 00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,402 LEON: Fuckin' facts. 402 00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,843 OK. 403 00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:13,406 Well, if Hugo had been to those parties before, 404 00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:15,207 he'd have had Maureen's cocktails. 405 00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:16,849 So why couldn't he handle it this time? 406 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,251 (SIGHS) There was a mix-up. 407 00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:22,333 A guest mixed Hugo too strong a drink 408 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,174 and he had a reaction. 409 00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:27,617 That's all. But he was fine. OK? 410 00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:28,698 Who was the guest? 411 00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,860 That's private. 412 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,581 LEON: Fucking exactly. 413 00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:36,264 It's a pub, Your Honour. Not a fucking courtroom. 414 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:39,226 - MAUREEN: Thank you! - You're way off about this town. 415 00:19:39,326 --> 00:19:41,268 You'd think we'd turn on one of our own? 416 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:43,369 Hear, hear. 417 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,372 Well, she was right about me. 418 00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:49,634 I'm not a priest. 419 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,316 I never was. 420 00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:54,718 I tried, but I lied to you. 421 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,199 (SCOFFS) 422 00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,601 But thanks to this one, I've faced up to stuff 423 00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,803 that I've been running away from for years. 424 00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:03,405 Ahh! I even met up with my family. 425 00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:05,447 - How did it go? - Good. 426 00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,688 Mm. For a day or so. 427 00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:11,652 Then I had a row with my brother and my mum. 428 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,053 The whole lot of them, actually. 429 00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:14,574 I had to get out of there. 430 00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,255 So I'm back. 431 00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:18,977 Anyway, look, the point is... 432 00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:21,339 Jimmy, no-one cares... 433 00:20:21,439 --> 00:20:24,141 ...if you're a real priest or not. 434 00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,143 - Do we? - TOWNSFOLK: No. 435 00:20:26,243 --> 00:20:27,624 No. Absolutely not. 436 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,527 The point is... you're our priest. 437 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:33,949 Yeah? 438 00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:37,312 Just like Cedric is... our... 439 00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,313 - What, murderer? - ..."artist". 440 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,675 (CHUCKLES) Wait a minute. 441 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,677 Are you saying I'm not a real artist, 442 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,798 but that's OK because I'm... 443 00:20:45,898 --> 00:20:48,841 No, what he's saying is it doesn't matter who you are, 444 00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:50,642 because you're one of us. 445 00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:52,483 Unlike some. 446 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,585 (UNEASY MUSIC) 447 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,972 But I'm still your quizmaster. 448 00:21:03,072 --> 00:21:05,093 Now, do you wanna win a meat tray or not? 449 00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:07,615 - Well, yeah. - I mean, yeah. 450 00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:10,137 - We are in here... - I would like a meat tray. 451 00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,019 - (LEON MUTTERS) - AUDREY: Let's concentrate. 452 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,340 Maureen just said a guest at that party 453 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,742 poured Hugo a strong drink. 454 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,384 Maybe it was an accident. 455 00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:20,105 Or maybe it was meant to kill him. 456 00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:25,109 The person who poured that lethal drink was Charmaine. 457 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:27,231 Charmaine wanted Hugo dead that night 458 00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:29,392 and this photo proves that she was there. 459 00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:31,074 That's Charmaine's leg in the photo. 460 00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:33,475 - What? - CASSIE: Her pearl diver tattoo. 461 00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:35,277 Why would I want Hugo dead? 462 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,559 Because he dobbed you in to the insurance company 463 00:21:37,659 --> 00:21:39,080 as revenge for killing his dog. 464 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:42,522 But not even Hugo had thought through the consequences, 465 00:21:42,622 --> 00:21:44,324 considering that the maximum jail time 466 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,606 for insurance fraud is B - 10 years. 467 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,087 (CLICKS FINGERS) Knew it. 468 00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:49,568 CASSIE: Charmaine got off lightly 469 00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,770 with just a three-month sentence and a good behaviour bond. 470 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,772 She told everyone that she was going to look after 471 00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:57,134 her sick aunt, but of course that was false. 472 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,896 - You and your big mouth, Val. - Me? 473 00:21:59,996 --> 00:22:02,138 You were the only one who knew where I really was. 474 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,979 CASSIE: The three most common motives for murder 475 00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:06,421 are money, jealousy and revenge. 476 00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:09,263 It was revenge on Charmaine's mind when she left jail. 477 00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:10,865 So she went to Maureen's cocktail party 478 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:13,026 and tried to poison Hugo. 479 00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:15,628 And when it didn't work, Charmaine was furious. 480 00:22:15,728 --> 00:22:18,270 So she confronted Hugo at his UFO site. 481 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,912 You got into an argument and you grabbed a tyre iron 482 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,014 and you smacked him over the head with it. 483 00:22:25,336 --> 00:22:26,837 You hauled his body into the ute 484 00:22:26,937 --> 00:22:29,039 and you drove him out into the middle of nowhere. 485 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:33,382 You doused his body in petrol and you set him alight. 486 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:44,651 That didn't happen. That never happened. 487 00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:46,252 I didn't kill him. 488 00:22:46,352 --> 00:22:48,774 This is your pearl I found at the UFO site. 489 00:22:48,874 --> 00:22:50,776 No, it isn't. 490 00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:53,138 You wanted revenge for the money you never got 491 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,539 and the jail time you served. 492 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:55,539 YOU killed him. 493 00:22:55,639 --> 00:22:57,261 - You lying little slag. - Uh-uh! 494 00:22:57,361 --> 00:23:00,143 - No, come on. - You killed Hugo? 495 00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:01,904 CHARMAINE: No, she's full of shit. 496 00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:03,305 Shoshy, I... 497 00:23:03,405 --> 00:23:06,708 - Shoshanna, wait! - Oh, yeah, that's right, Val. 498 00:23:06,808 --> 00:23:09,110 Acting like the mother you're not, you motor-mouth bitch. 499 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:12,393 You want to talk motive. What about Val? 500 00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:15,395 Hugo treated you like his personal ATM. 501 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,916 Owed you a shit ton of money. 502 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:20,319 Then when you found out he was rooting around behind your back, 503 00:23:20,419 --> 00:23:23,641 you finally had enough of being used, so you killed him. 504 00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:26,884 Get out. I want you out! 505 00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:29,166 VAL: Pretending to be my Shoshy's mum. 506 00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:31,207 Trying to make up for not taking good enough care 507 00:23:31,307 --> 00:23:33,209 of your own little Bobby John when he was alive. 508 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:36,331 (YELLS) Get out! All of you! Trivia's over! 509 00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:38,573 Oh, hang on. Who's getting the meat tray? 510 00:23:38,673 --> 00:23:41,015 Hey! You have to come now. 511 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,376 Hurry! 512 00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:44,758 - (TOWNSFOLK MUTTER) - CHARMAINE: Wait. 513 00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:50,402 (EERIE SYNTH MUSIC) 514 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,291 Hugo? 515 00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:07,896 Where am I? 516 00:24:15,502 --> 00:24:18,504 (SYNTH MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 34488

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