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"What will the old man do if I get pregnant?" A daily life of secret creampie and distorted love with my daughter's best friend, a high school girl

Starring: Ryo Tsukimi

Hey, Shin-chan, was the company okay today? -Yeah, it was.

Did you skip school again? -No, I didn't.

I just went out for a bit.

I'll go back to the company, so it's okay.

You're going back right away? -Yeah.

No way!

You're going to be fired, aren't you?

I don't want to.

I want to stay with you.

But you're a bad adult, aren't you? -No, I'm not.

You're such a bad adult.

You're trying to do something bad to a girl who's a year older than you.

What do you mean by something bad?

You know what I mean.

You 're such a bad adult.

Is there such a bad adult out there? -There is.

Where? -It's Shin-chan.

Shin-chan?

Which Shin-chan are you talking about? -It's you.

You're so gentle.

Pet me more.

I like it.

I like you petting me.

Really? -Yeah.

Don't do that.

You 're so gentle.

It feels good.

I'm going to pet you.

You're going to be noticed if I pet you.

Are

you nervous?

Do you want me to pet you?

Can you do it? -Yes, I can.

Let

me see your face.

Can you see me?

Do you want to see? -Look.

You're getting bigger.

I know.

You're getting bigger, aren't you? -No way.

You're getting bigger.

Don't be shy.

You're getting bigger.

Because I'm a pervert.

Let me pet you.

You're getting bigger.

You're a pervert.

Can I lick you?

Lick me? -You're amazing.

You're beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

Really? -I did it.

Can you see me licking you? -Yes, I can.

You're a pervert.

Do you want me to pet you more?

Do you want me to pet you more?

Do you want me to pet you more? -My legs hurt.

Take off your shoes.

You're a pervert.

You're a pervert.

You look like this.

You made me do it.

Come here.

You're getting bolder.

You

're going to pee.

Do you want to pee? -No, I don't.

You 're a pervert.

Can

you see me? -I can see you.

Are you okay?

I don't think you're doing this.

I see.

Do you want me to lick you?

Why are you doing this to me?

You look like a pervert.

Don't do that.

You're a pervert.

You're a pervert.

You're a pervert.

I can't do this anymore.

Did you do it? -Yes, I did.

Are you okay?

I'm going to lick you a lot.

Why

are you doing this to me?

You're a pervert.

Do you want me to pet you?

Yes.

Why are you doing this to me?

Your car is wet.

It's very heavy.

You

look like a pervert.

Come here.

You're a pervert.

Do you want to pee?

What's this?

You're getting bigger.

Why are you getting bigger?

Raise your hips.

You're a pervert.

Do you want to pee?

Yes.

You're a per vert.

I 'm nervous.

Do you want me to lick you? -Lick me a lot.

You're a pervert.

Do

you feel good? -I feel good.

Do you feel good?

I'm going to lick you a lot.

Do you want me to pet you?

You're getting better.

You taught me how to do it.

You taught me how to do it.

Did I?

Yes.

I see.

I see.

Do you want to lick me?

How do you feel?

How do I feel?

I like to lick you because you taught me how to do it.

I see.

You're a pervert.

You're the cutest when you lick me.

You're lying.

You're always cute.

You're especially cute.

Especially?

Do you feel good?

I got an e-mail.

I'll read it.

It's Saki.

Do you want to go to Fuji-Q with me next weekend?

Don't you want to go?

My dad hasn't approved it yet.

Can I go?

Do you want to go to the amusement park with me?

Yes.

It's not good to go with a high school student.

Why? -I don't mind.

Please.

What? -Please.

I said it's okay.

All right.

I'll approve it.

You did it.

Saki will be happy.

I see.

I'm looking forward to it.

S

aki is worried that my dad won't approve it.

You're right.

I'll say I'll approve it.

I'll say I'll approve it.

Why do you understand?

I'll say I'll approve it.

What?

He said I'm a prophet.

It's funny.

Thank you for allowing me to go.

Let me go with you.

What?

I'm not talking about Fuji-Q.

This?

Do you feel good?

You look like you feel good.

I'm going to hit you.

I can't.

I'm going to hit you.

I'm

going to hit you.

How much did it come out?

Do you want to see it?

I want to see it.

Do you want to see it?

I want to see it.

It's amazing.

Can I drink this?

Can I drink this? -It's okay.

It's so beautiful.

You drank it.

I love you.

I love you.

I'll make you beautiful.

Can I?

Doesn't it tickle? -It's okay.

You're beautiful.

I love you.

I love you.

Do

you see a carp? -I saw a carp.

Have

you ever fed a carp? -I have.

Really? -It's coming.

It's coming.

Are you okay? -It was fun.

I'm not good at it.

Really?

I've seen a hundred of them.

I'm a little scared.

I'm a little nervous.

Are you okay at school?

It's closed today.

I'm okay.

I'm not feeling well.

So I quit school.

I see.

Did you join a club?

I asked another manager.

I see.

I'm okay.

What about you?

What about your company? -I quit my job.

We're the same age.

Thank you for getting along with me.

You're welcome.

I'm happy that you have such a cute friend.

Aren

't you hungry? -I'm okay.

Are you okay?

There is a bird.

Look at it.

The wind feels good.

It's cool.

It's cool.

Isn't it cold?

Are you okay? -I'm okay.

A soap bubble is flying.

It's true.

You don't play with soap bubbles, do you? -I don't.

But I want to.

Do you? -It's fun.

I see.

I used to play with it.

I made a big soap bubble.

I see.

You said you wanted to be in a soap bubble.

I made a big one.

But I can't be in it.

I see.

It's fun.

Yes.

It's fun.

Really?

Yes.

I'm glad.

It's like a date.

A date?

I'm embarrassed.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes.

Do you have a boyfriend?

You do, don't you? -No, I don't.

You do, don't you? -No, I don't.

I'm sure you do.

You're so cute.

No, I don't.

Really?

Yes.

I see.

You're so cute.

You 're so cute.

You're so cute.

You're so cute.

It's a waste to be so cute.

No, it's not.

You want to date someone, don't you?

Yes.

Do you want to date me?

What? -I'm sorry.

I'm just kidding.

I'm sorry.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Is this your room?

Yes.

You're different from the other girls.

Really?

I'm embarrassed.

You're so beautiful.

I'm sure I'm beautiful, too.

No, you're not.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

But it's not good to be in a relationship.

Are you worried? -I'm anxious.

I think you'll be fine if you keep it a secret.

I don't think you'll be found out.

You'll be fine.

I'll keep it a secret.

You'll be fine.

I'll keep it a secret.

Can you really keep it a secret? -I promise.

Are

you going to keep it a secret?

It's our secret.

You'll be fine.

I got it.

Look at me.

I got it.

I'm a little embarrassed.

Don't worry.

You're amazing.

I'm sorry.

I know.

But you're beautiful.

Really?

You're so beautiful.

I feel good.

I feel good.

Do you feel good? -I'm sorry.

I'm not used to it.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Show me your neck.

Are you embarrassed?

I'm embarrassed.

I'm the only one who can see it.

Do you take a picture of me like this? -Just a little.

Just a little.

I'm sorry.

I

've never been touched by a man like this.

Is that so?

Does it tickle? -I feel good.

I see.

I feel good.

You're beautiful.

I'm embarrassed.

It's okay.

Show me more.

I'm sorry.

I 'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm surprised.

It's okay.

I feel good.

It's very tight.

I'll do it as soon as possible.

I can't do it anymore.

I can't do it anymore.

I can't do it anymore.

I'm embarrassed.

I can't do it anymore.

I can't do it anymore.

I'm embarrassed, but I'll do it as soon as possible.

I'm embarrassed.

I can't see it.

I can 't see it.

I can't see it.

I can't see it.

I 'm embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed.

I 'm getting bigger.

Have you ever kissed me?

No.

You're beautiful.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

Just a little.

Kiss me.

Just a little.

How does it feel? -I don't know.

Just a little.

I feel good.

I'm nervous.

Do you feel good? -I feel good.

I'm glad.

I'm glad.

I feel good.

Do you feel good?

Do you feel good?

Do you feel good? -I feel good.

I feel good.

Give me your hand.

Are you tired? -Hurry up.

Just a little.

Are you sure? -Hold my hand.

Give me your hand.

I feel good.

Hold my hand.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

Can I sleep?

I didn't think it would be like this.

It's okay.

Please be kind to me.

I 'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I'm sleepy.

I feel good.

What's wrong?

I

'll help you later.

I

'll help you from your mother.

Me, too.

I'll help you from now on.

Are you okay?

Can I go to your house from now on? -No, you can't.

What should I do?

I'll answer you for now.

What should I say? -No, you can't.

What should I say?

If you take a picture of me, I

may take a picture of you.

It's okay.

Thank you for worrying about me.

Did you deceive me? -I'm glad.

I didn't think it would be like this.

What should I do next? -Look at me.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

You're my best friend.

I love you very much.

I'm worried about what to do with you.

Can

you stop it?

I can't stop it.

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

I want you to do more.

I

want you to do more.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm so excited.

I can't stop it.

I can't stop it.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I feel good.

I can't stop it.

I can't stop it.

I feel good.

I 'm glad.

I'm glad.

Can you stop it?

I'll call you Shin-chan.

What?

Why?

Because your name is Shinichi.

Shin-chan.

I'm embarrassed.

Why?

Why?

Because we're dating.

Nice to meet you, Shin-chan.

What should I do with this? -First of all.

Let's make a prophecy.

Let's ask for the value of 5.

Prophecy?

5 sin a is equal to...

2 bc times b times c times minus a, right? -That's right.

I see.

Then, we have to ask for the next value.

So, we should calculate sin 2 times c is equal to 1 minus cos 2 times c.

Then, we should ask for the value of sin.

Then, we should substitute this number in cos a.

That's right.

That's great.

Thank you.

Ryo taught me how to do it.

Really?

I'm embarrassed.

By the way, Ryo has a boyfriend.

What?

Who is he?

I won't tell you.

Why? -I'm curious.

Where did you hear that?

Do you think I've been Ryo's best friend for years? -I have a hunch.

No, I'm scared.

Where did you hear that from? -From him.

Really? -You're good.

I'm jealous.

Who did you hear that from?

I won't tell you.

Why?

We're best friends.

I know, but I'm embarrassed.

Why? -Don't worry.

I won't tell anyone.

It's a secret between us.

I won't tell anyone.

With me.

Who is he?

What? -I don't know.

Welcome home.

I'm home.

Welcome home, Ryo.

Thank you for having me.

You're studying.

That's great.

I have a final exam next week.

I see.

I'll stay at your house tonight.

I see.

Good luck.

Okay.

Who is he dating?

What?

Yamamichi from the soccer club?

No.

Shirai?

No.

Shirai was famous for liking Ryo.

No way.

What happened to your dad? -Nothing.

Good luck.

Who is he? -Stop it.

Why are you talking about him?

Mom, Ryo has a boyfriend.

Congratulations.

Stop it.

Who is he?

He won't tell me.

Is it a secret? -It's a secret.

Who is he? -I'm curious.

I'm curious, too.

Stop it.

It's okay.

He won't tell anyone.

Is he in the same class?

Who is he?

I thought he was in the soccer club, but he's not.

I see.

Ryo is cute.

He's popular.

Stop it.

He confessed to me.

I see.

You talked too much.

Stop it.

Rumors got out.

Let's keep it a secret.

What are you doing?

Ryo.

What's wrong?

You've

been listening to our conversation, haven't you?

What are you talking about?

You've been listening to our conversation.

You 've been listening to our conversation, haven't you? -No, I haven't.

I'm popular.

Are you dating someone in the same class as me?

Why? -Why? -Because.

I'm an old man.

I can't complain even if I'm dating Yamag uchi in the soccer club.

Right?

What are you talking about? -Because.

You're stupid.

What?

Hold this camera.

Hold this camera.

What

's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong? -You're weird.

Am I weird?

What do you mean?

Why don't you know that I like you the most?

If

you say so, I'll be found out.

I'll be found out.

It's getting bigger.

It's getting bigger.

Do you feel good? -I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

It's hot.

It feels good.

Do you want me to massage your body? -Wait a minute.

Is it itchy?

It's very itchy.

It's on your thighs.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Is it itchy? -Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

What's wrong?

I've never told you this.

Where did you learn this? -Wait a minute.

Does it feel good? It feels good.

It's hot.

Do you feel good? -It's hot.

Do you want me to massage your body? -It's okay.

I don't need it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's hot.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

You like it,

don 't you? -It's hot.

You're sweating a lot.

I love you so much.

You're sweating a lot.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

Shin-chan.

I'll massage your neck next time.

I'll do it here.

Go to sleep.

It's hot.

Shin-chan.

It's hot.

It 's hot.

I can't stand it anymore.

I can't stand it, either.

It was

hot.

Shin -chan.

It's hot.

I'm sorry.

I was happy.

I

was happy, Shin-chan.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ryo.

Look at this.

Are you taking a video?

I'm going to send this to Ryo.

Look at this.

This is cute, isn't it?

This cream is cute.

I love it, too.

I love it, too.

I think I'm the happiest.

It's a brown scissor.

It's cute.

Ryo, say hello.

R yo, say hello.

I chose it, too.

Let's do this.

Ryo, long time no see.

How are you? -Look at this.

All three of us have different tastes.

Ryo, let's eat together next time.

There's cream on the top of the scissor.

Mine was pink.

Really?

It's a marron cream.

It's delicious.

Speaking of Ryo, I found out my secret boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Yes.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

You have a boyfriend, don't you? -Yes, I do.

Who is he?

His name is Yoshida from the soccer club.

What?

Why are you surprised? -You're funny.

Yoshida.

You're funny.

You have a lot of seniors.

You're really cool.

That's Ryo.

Everyone is watching Yoshida's practice.

Is that so?

Did he confess to you?

What's going on?

What's going on?

He scored a goal.

I want to see it, too.

Yoshida.

I want to see it, too.

You want to see it, don't you? -Yoshida.

He's cool.

I envy him.

Next time, bring Yoshida with you.

Come to my house.

I'll be waiting for you.

Ryo.

Let's eat a lot.

This is delicious.

Let's buy it again.

Let's buy it.

What's wrong, Shin-chan?

You don't look well.

Ryo.

I don't feel well.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

I've been listening to you for a while.

You talked about Yoshida in the soccer club.

I was surprised to see the video.

You were dating a man other than me.

You were dating a man other than me.

It's true that Yoshida confessed to me.

I see.

But I turned him down.

I was a little jealous.

I see.

I see.

I was jealous.

If you don't feel jealous, I'll go out with Yoshida.

I was very jealous.

I was very relieved.

Ryo.

Don't look so anxious.

I'm sorry.

I told Yoshida that there was someone else I liked.

I turned him down.

I see.

Who is your favorite person?

The only person I like is you.

Do you understand? -I understand.

Are you okay?

Do

you want to come here?

Yes.

Ryo.

I want you to have a lot of good boys.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

Isn 't it painful? -It's painful.

Do you want to get up again? -A little.

I love you.

Don't put your hand in a strange place.

It's warm.

Is that so?

It's hard to get up.

Do you feel good? -It tick les.

Shin-chan.

You're getting bigger.

Did I get bigger? -It's close.

Do you feel good?

It looks painful, so I'll take it off.

Wow.

You're trembling.

Do

you feel good?

Ryo.

Is it okay for you to be this big?

Ryo.

How many times do I have to tell you? -I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

You always say you like me.

I understand.

I understand.

I won't say it anymore.

I really like you.

I feel good.

I love

you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

R

yo.

Your legs...

Your legs...

It's amazing.

I feel good.

I feel good.

It tickles.

It tickles.

I feel good.

Please lick my tongue.

Ryo.

It tickles.

It's amazing.

I feel good.

I feel good.

It tickles.

Please lick my tongue.

It tickles.

It tickles, so I'll take it off.

I don't like it.

It tickles.

It tickles.

I don't like it.

I'll take it off.

I don't like it.

I'll take it off.

It tickles.

It tickles.

I drank a lot.

Did you? -Yes, I did.

How did it taste?

How did it taste?

What?

Did it taste like I love you? -Maybe it did.

I don't know.

It did.

Did it?

Can I lick your tongue?

What? -Like this.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tick les, so I 'll take it off.

It tickles.

Please lick my tongue.

It tickles.

It tickles.

Does it feel good?

Yes.

It tickles.

It tick les.

It tickles.

Hey, Shin -chan.

What's up?

I have a favor to ask you.

A favor?

What is it? -Wait a minute.

Here you are.

What?

What's that?

Ryo-chan, wait a minute.

That's... What's going on? -With this.

You can mess me up.

Can I do that?

Yes.

If you feel a lot, you'll get pregnant easily.

Pregnant?

Yes.

I see.

I'll use this.

Shin-chan.

Please mess me up.

Mess you up?

Yes.

I can't do that.

Mess you up?

Yes.

It tickles.

Does it feel good?

Yes.

It tick les.

Here.

Here?

Yes.

Here?

Yes.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tickles.

Shin -chan, it tickles.

Shin-chan, I love you.

I love you, Shin-chan.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It's okay.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tickles.

It tickles.

I can't do that.

I can't do that.

It 's amazing.

Open your mouth.

I can 't do that.

I'll mess you up.

I can't do that.

I'll put this in your mouth.

Wait.

I'll put a condom on you.

Don't do that.

Why?

If you really love me, don't fool me.

I'll put a condom on you.

It tickles.

It tickles.

I'll put a condom on you.

It tick

les.

Oh, no.

It's my mom.

Hello?

Hello, dad? -I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I thought you were coming home late, so I called you.

I'm working overtime today.

I'm late.

I'm still at work.

Is that so? -Wait a minute.

I'm working now.

I'll be back in about an hour.

Okay.

I'll call you when I'm at work.

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

Can I ask you something?

What is it?

I forgot to buy toilet paper for you.

Toilet paper? -Okay.

I'll buy it for you.

What else?

Is that all? -That's all.

Okay.

I'll buy it for you.

I'm sorry.

I forgot to buy toilet paper for you.

It's okay.

I'll hang up now.

Okay.

Why?

Why are you

more violent than usual?

I'm going to the bathroom.

I want to go out.

I'll take you out.

I want to go out.

You can't.

I'm going.

I'm sorry.

It's so warm.

Thank you, Shin-chan.

Shin-chan.

I want to do it again.

Again?

Can you do it? -I can.

I'm glad.

It feels good.

You're doing great.

It feels good.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

Are you

okay? -It's cold.

You're strong.

I'm going to sleep.

It's wet.

It's Saki.

Hello, Ryo?

Saki?

Saki?

Are you okay? -I'm fine.

What are you doing now? -It's a secret.

Are you on a date?

No, it's a secret.

Are you with Yoshida?

Why?

Are you on a date with Yoshida?

Are you on a date with Yoshida?

I told you it's a secret.

Who are you on a date with? -Tell me.

It's a secret.

Why? -Tell me.

I can't, Saki.

Hello, I'm Saki, Ryo's best friend.

Are you in the same school? -I think so.

I have something to do, so I'll hang up.

Wait a minute.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

I was too excited.

I was too free.

But I like you.

I'm sorry.

It feels good.

I like

you, so I'm going to have a lot of them.

It feels good.

It feels good.

It feels good.

I 'm going to have a lot of them.

I

'm going to feel better.

Me, too.

It feels good.

I'm going to have a lot of them.

Let's have a lot of them.

Let's have a lot of them.

Let's have a lot of them.

It feels good.

It feels good.

I'm going to have a lot of them.

It feels good.

Can I put them in my bag?

Put them in my bag.

Put them in my bag.

I want you, too.

It feels good.

Give me a lot.

Give me a lot.

Give me a lot.

I'll give you a lot.

A lot.

I'm tired.

Shin-chan, you are so warm.

Ryo-chan, what are you doing?

I'm trying to make Shin-chan's spirit go inside.

I see.

Wow,

you are cleaning up.

Wow, you are so clean.

Shin-chan, I love you.

Ryo-chan.

This is delicious.

What is that? -It's delicious.

I want to eat Shin-chan's.

This is so good.

This is delicious, too.

Oh, you are right.

This is more delicious.

Really?

I want to give it to you.

This is so rich.

This is fun.

Have

you ever ridden that?

The one children are riding now.

I haven't.

Really? -I haven't.

Really?

Really?

Can you ride a bicycle?

I can ride a bicycle now.

You can ride a bicycle now?

Really?

I couldn't ride a bicycle for a long time.

You couldn't go far when you were a child.

I didn't have a chance to ride a bicycle.

I see.

I practiced a lot.

I see.

You were riding a bicycle before you went to elementary school.

Really? -Really.

That's amazing.

Bicycles are dangerous.

There are many cars.

I'm scared.

I'll always ride your bicycle.

I'll leave it to you.

Be careful.

I 'm scared.

I'm scared.

I wonder if Hittekuri is here.

Please protect me.

Fight with me.

No.

Ryo-chan is in a club.

Am I stronger than you? -You are.

Ryo-chan is definitely faster than you.

You should chase her and catch her.

I see.

Tell her to give it back to you.

I'll do my best.

Hey.

What?

What if I get pregnant?

I don't know what to do.

What do you mean?

No.

I see.

What should I do?

What should I do?

Answer me quickly.

I can't answer you so quickly.

You can't say that suddenly.

What are you talking about?

You have a cute nose.

Don't pull it out.

Don't look at my nose.

I'm sure you are a cute girl.

You have a cute nose.

Like a baby.

What's wrong? -Nothing.

What's wrong? -I'll be fine.

I think so, too.

I've been fine until now.

I see.

Did you hear that? -Yes, I did.

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