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Happy birthday, my Lulu!

So, are you happy?

Yeah. It's... it's great. Thanks, Dad.

It has lots of cool features.

It can grind...

crush, blend, press.

And there are three caps. One, two, three...

And four settings.

One, two, three, four.

Impressive.

Oh! It's ready!

I made two hens without the heads.

Dad, I've been vegan for two years, and you made

fucking hens for my birthday?

Ah, watch your language.

It's fine.

I wasn't very hungry anyway.

Come on, Lucie, it's not really a decapitated bird.

It's just meat. It'll give you strength, my little chick.

Go easy with that.

So, what are

your plans, now that you've graduated with flying colors?

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

I plan to move to a farm and become self-sufficient.

Come on, honey, you studied economics.

You're not going to run away to Wallonia

to go woofing and eat beets

and clean your ass with sawdust in those eco toilets

and play badminton with Scouts!

We've talked about this.

I make IGTV videos, which takes a lot of my time.

ITGV? That's good.

A railway company.

You're right, my darling, that is the future.

What an idiot.

-What? -And you wonder

why Mom left you?

Here.

For your fucking curse jar!

Honey, honey, what about your food processor?

It has a lot of features. Three caps.

You're such an idiot, Serge.

TIRED OF BEING AN OLD FART?

"Tired of being an old fart?"

WE HAVE THE SOLUTION

BOOMER ASSIST

Where do I put the batteries?

Hello, Serge. I'm Kevin, the first

Belgian version of Boomer Assist. How can I help you?

Oh... Well,

I'm trying to put batteries

in a new machine I bought.

That's me.

I'm Kevin.

It's OK, you can put me down on the table.

Put you on the table?

God, you're a handful, aren't you?

So, I'm talking to Kevin?

Oh dear, it's not easy, is it?

That's right, call me an old fart, go ahead.

OK, old fart.

Hey, be careful what you say, I don't fool around with insults.

Boomer update:

Livestock farming is responsible for 14.5% of greenhouse gas emissions.

What?

Sorry, Serge, I'm programmed

to recite a fact about the climate crisis...

Listen, I don't have all day.

OK, I want to know if you can help me

reconcile with my daughter.

Your heir?

How do you know that?

Oh, I know many things, Serge.

For example, I have access to your online history.

-Is that true? -Yes.

Last night, you visited the site "you... "

Hey, let's focus!

So, can you help me reconcile with my daughter. We've had a tiff...

When was the last time you made her happy?

When was the last time I made her happy?

That's easy, when I gave her my stamp collection.

She sold it on eBay for 7.50 euros.

You're kidding. She did?

When I took her to see the last Star Wars movie.

She wrote: "Worst film of the decade" on Rotten Tomatoes.

She did?

OK, so I'm incapable of pleasing my daughter. That's it.

Serge, you should just...

What on earth possessed me to buy a car radio to give me advice?

Boomer update:

50 million tons of electronic waste are produced globally every year.

5,304,

5,305, 5,306,

5,307...

"You're just an old fart, Serge."

I'm alone, Serge.

"Here, for your fucking curse jar."

Serge?

So, did you sleep well?

Boomer update: in Belgium, there are currently

one million... Hey, Serge! I'm afraid of the dark! Serge?

Come on, I'm just kidding.

Serge, what's that?

What this? It's a bonsai tree.

Lucie loves these little shrubs.

And she said taking care of it would pass the time.

I could have gotten a rabbit,

but you have to walk a rabbit.

You don't have to walk a bonsai.

Boomer update: no bonsais were harmed during this filming.

Very funny.

No, no. No, you turn that off right now.

I thought it would relax you.

This is your daughter's favorite music on Spotify.

-On Spoti what? -Spotify.

Lucie likes this? Do you like it, Dominique?

If you both liked it...

Ah, you're asking for it, aren't you? Let's go!

Have you thought about sorting that?

Serge?

Give me the crepe. Yes.

Serge, not on my circuits!

Good job, Serge.

Are you happy now?

That's better.

Kevin?

We've been planting seeds for six hours.

When do we get the tomatoes?

Serge, that's not how it works.

You know I have an app for home deliveries,

it's a lot easier.

When I think that Lucie wants to spend the rest of her life

with dirt on her hands... I don't get it.

Boomer update:

Serge is an old fart and will remain one.

Kevin, I'm sorry, I spoke too soon. Kevin!

Kevin, you have to understand. It was frustration!

Kevin, you're back.

-I thought you were gone forever. -Hello, my little buds!

Today, I have a very special video for you.

-It's Lucy. -You asked me to

make a FAQ video. You sent me questions...

-How is this possible? -...on Instagram

to answer now.

So, Mehdi wants to know

if my passion for plants came from my parents.

Not at all, Mehdi.

When I was 12, my parents split up,

and it was my father who took care of my plants.

The result...

Tada, all that's left is this dead bonsai.

That doesn't surprise me, though.

He never really could respect my choices.

He thinks I got a degree in economics,

when I studied biology.

But let's move on to the next question.

I really don't get it.

Hello, Lucie? Yes.

Could you come over to the house tonight?

Yeah? Wonderful.

OK, see you soon.

Thanks, Kevin.

Dad?

Goddamn it! Dad...

That's a bad word, Lucie.

Namasté, sweetie.

Come. Something to show you.

Dad, what are we doing here? It's cold.

This is my savings.

I figured you need it a lot more than I do

for your farm project

or to buy yourself a forest of bonsais.

You saw my video?

Yes.

I saw your IVF on Amstramgram.

-Lucie? -Yes?

I met someone.

Oh, my God. What's her name?

Kevin.

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