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Happy birthday, my Lulu!
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So, are you happy?
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Yeah. It's... it's great.
Thanks, Dad.
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It has lots of cool features.
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It can grind...
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crush, blend, press.
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And there are three caps.
One, two, three...
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And four settings.
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One, two, three, four.
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Impressive.
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Oh! It's ready!
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I made two hens without the heads.
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Dad, I've been vegan for two years,
and you made
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fucking hens for my birthday?
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Ah, watch your language.
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It's fine.
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I wasn't very hungry anyway.
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Come on, Lucie,
it's not really a decapitated bird.
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It's just meat. It'll give
you strength, my little chick.
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Go easy with that.
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So, what are
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your plans, now that you've graduated
with flying colors?
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That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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I plan to move to a farm
and become self-sufficient.
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Come on, honey,
you studied economics.
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You're not going
to run away to Wallonia
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to go woofing and eat beets
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and clean your ass with sawdust
in those eco toilets
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and play badminton with Scouts!
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We've talked about this.
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I make IGTV videos,
which takes a lot of my time.
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ITGV? That's good.
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A railway company.
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You're right,
my darling, that is the future.
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What an idiot.
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-What?
-And you wonder
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why Mom left you?
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Here.
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For your fucking curse jar!
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Honey, honey,
what about your food processor?
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It has a lot of features. Three caps.
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You're such an idiot, Serge.
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TIRED OF BEING AN OLD FART?
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"Tired of being an old fart?"
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WE HAVE THE SOLUTION
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BOOMER ASSIST
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Where do I put the batteries?
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Hello, Serge. I'm Kevin, the first
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Belgian version of Boomer Assist.
How can I help you?
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Oh... Well,
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I'm trying to put batteries
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in a new machine I bought.
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That's me.
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I'm Kevin.
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It's OK,
you can put me down on the table.
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Put you on the table?
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God, you're a handful, aren't you?
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So, I'm talking to Kevin?
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Oh dear, it's not easy, is it?
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That's right,
call me an old fart, go ahead.
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OK, old fart.
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Hey, be careful what you say,
I don't fool around with insults.
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Boomer update:
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Livestock farming is responsible for
14.5% of greenhouse gas emissions.
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What?
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Sorry, Serge, I'm programmed
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to recite a fact about
the climate crisis...
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Listen, I don't have all day.
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OK, I want to know if you can help me
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reconcile with my daughter.
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Your heir?
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How do you know that?
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Oh, I know many things, Serge.
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For example, I have access to
your online history.
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-Is that true?
-Yes.
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Last night, you visited
the site "you... "
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Hey, let's focus!
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So, can you help me reconcile with
my daughter. We've had a tiff...
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When was the last time
you made her happy?
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When was the last time
I made her happy?
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That's easy, when I gave her
my stamp collection.
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She sold it on eBay for 7.50 euros.
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You're kidding. She did?
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When I took her
to see the last Star Wars movie.
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She wrote: "Worst film
of the decade" on Rotten Tomatoes.
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She did?
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OK, so I'm incapable of pleasing
my daughter. That's it.
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Serge, you should just...
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What on earth possessed me to buy
a car radio to give me advice?
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Boomer update:
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50 million tons of electronic waste
are produced globally every year.
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5,304,
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5,305, 5,306,
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5,307...
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"You're just an old fart, Serge."
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I'm alone, Serge.
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"Here, for your fucking curse jar."
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Serge?
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So, did you sleep well?
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Boomer update:
in Belgium, there are currently
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one million... Hey, Serge!
I'm afraid of the dark! Serge?
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Come on, I'm just kidding.
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Serge, what's that?
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What this? It's a bonsai tree.
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Lucie loves these little shrubs.
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And she said taking care of it
would pass the time.
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I could have gotten a rabbit,
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but you have to walk a rabbit.
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You don't have to walk a bonsai.
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Boomer update: no bonsais
were harmed during this filming.
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Very funny.
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No, no.
No, you turn that off right now.
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I thought it would relax you.
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This is your daughter's
favorite music on Spotify.
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-On Spoti what?
-Spotify.
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Lucie likes this?
Do you like it, Dominique?
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If you both liked it...
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Ah, you're asking for it,
aren't you? Let's go!
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Have you thought about sorting that?
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Serge?
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Give me the crepe. Yes.
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Serge, not on my circuits!
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Good job, Serge.
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Are you happy now?
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That's better.
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Kevin?
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We've been planting seeds
for six hours.
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When do we get the tomatoes?
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Serge, that's not how it works.
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You know I have an app
for home deliveries,
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it's a lot easier.
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When I think that Lucie wants
to spend the rest of her life
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with dirt on her hands...
I don't get it.
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Boomer update:
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Serge is an old fart
and will remain one.
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Kevin, I'm sorry, I spoke too soon.
Kevin!
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Kevin, you have to understand.
It was frustration!
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Kevin, you're back.
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-I thought you were gone forever.
-Hello, my little buds!
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Today, I have a very special video
for you.
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-It's Lucy.
-You asked me to
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make a FAQ video.
You sent me questions...
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-How is this possible?
-...on Instagram
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to answer now.
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So, Mehdi wants to know
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if my passion for plants
came from my parents.
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Not at all, Mehdi.
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When I was 12, my parents split up,
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and it was my father
who took care of my plants.
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The result...
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Tada, all that's left is
this dead bonsai.
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That doesn't surprise me, though.
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He never really could
respect my choices.
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He thinks I got a degree
in economics,
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when I studied biology.
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But let's move on
to the next question.
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I really don't get it.
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Hello, Lucie? Yes.
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Could you come over
to the house tonight?
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Yeah? Wonderful.
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OK, see you soon.
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Thanks, Kevin.
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Dad?
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Goddamn it! Dad...
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That's a bad word, Lucie.
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Namasté, sweetie.
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Come. Something to show you.
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Dad, what are we doing here?
It's cold.
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This is my savings.
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I figured you need it a lot more
than I do
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for your farm project
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or to buy yourself
a forest of bonsais.
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You saw my video?
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Yes.
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I saw your IVF on Amstramgram.
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-Lucie?
-Yes?
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I met someone.
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Oh, my God. What's her name?
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Kevin.
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