Original subtitles

You are the Fultons. And you love each other so much, your lives depend on it.

- No!! - [thwack!]

Ahhhhhhhh!

- I thought you were Jordan. - Who'’s Jordan?

Just admit it. You fucking love me!

All I want is to be with you.

[Angela] Do you mind if I put this in the fridge? It needs to stay cool.

- This is amazing. - Thank you.

Oh hi! I'’m your neighbor, Claude.

And do not message me again, unless one of you is bleeding out,

or your house is literally on fire.

She'’s dead.

- Who? - My mom.

And I think it goes without saying that we will not now, nor will we ever, have sex.

We should get you to bed.

[romantic music starts]

Hey. How you doing?

I am unwell.

The inside of my head feels like a giant, throbbing bruise. And I am gravely nauseous.

- Drink this. - What is it?

[Owen] Trust me. You don'’t want to know.

Yes, I do.

Ice, juice, olive oil, pizza, and graham crackers.

[enthusiastic slurping]

Ahhh! Fresh!

- [gags] - Appalling!

[coughs]

I'’m gonna go try to paint something.

If you, if you need anything, just... let me know.

Hey, Owen?

Yeah?

Thanks for cleaning up.

And thanks for talking to me last night.

And for this atrocity. [laughs]

You'’ve been very kind.

[romantic music continues]

- [pats knee] - [romantic music stops]

[heavy bass rock music]

[birds chirp]

[upbeat, driving music starts]

[music stops]

- [clatter] - [upbeat, driving music re-starts]

[music stops]

[upbeat, driving music re-starts]

[upbeat, driving music continues]

[angelic choir crescendos]

[upbeat, driving music re-starts]

[swoosh text sound]

- Jesus. - [thump]

[upbeat, driving music re-starts]

[upbeat, driving music continues]

- [crash] - [music ends]

Pause...

reflect, then act.

[alarm blares as Diane'’s ringtone for Owen]

Don'’t make me regret answering.

I'’m a terrible artist.

- Goodbye. - [Owen] No, no! Wait! This is an emergency!

[Diane] You have a very strange definition of that word.

[Owen] I'’m supposed to donate some piece of art to my neighbor'’s charity thing but I suck at painting

and now my cover'’s going to be blown.

It'’s art. You can literally do whatever you want.

- But none of it'’s good. - It'’s subjective.

- Not for my stuff. - Then keep at it.

I don'’t know what else I can tell you.

Will you come over and give me some feedback?

Absolutely not. Fire or bleeding!

- [thump] - [disconnecting beeps]

- [alarm blares as Diane'’s ringtone for Owen] - [click of phone being silenced]

- [alarm blares as Diane'’s ringtone for Owen] - [click of phone being silenced]

Fuck this!

[somber music starts]

[Owen] We'’re one hundred percent screwed and we'’re totally gonna have to move.

- What are you talking about? - Uh, I'’m dogshit as a painter...?

Which means our cover'’s blown, because they'’ll know we were lying about everything?

Here.

Why don'’t I go with you to the garage, and then we can...

[eerie music starts]

What?

[eerie music continues]

We can what?

- [unnerving music] - [Owen] Franklin?

[Owen] Franklin, if this is your idea of a pep talk, it needs work.

No...

[Jordan, reading note] You weren'’t here, so I left these flowers for you.

I hope you like them, babe. Your sister said they were your favorite.

Love, Jordan. P.S. Donna is absolutely delightful.

Donna? Oh, thank god.

No, it'’s nothing. I just... Um...

Are you at home with Larry and the kids?

[thump]

Franklin?

Franklin, are you okay? Cause you'’re kind of scaring me right now, and I just wanted...

- [muffled shouting] - [thump]

- Ahhhhhh! [coughs] Get off me! - Shhhh!

What is going on?

[Franklin] We are gonna go into lockdown mode.

What the fuck is lockdown mode?

[Franklin] Did you not read any of the things that Diane sent us?

- I skimmed it. - Of course. Okay.

The man that I'’ve been hiding from has found me.

Jordan? Oh my god, what do we do?

- [Franklin] We do not stand up. - [Owen] Oof!

- But the curtains are closed. - You have to crawl, even if the curtains are closed.

But that doesn'’t make any sense. They can'’t see in.

- It'’s in the guide. - How are you so calm?

[Franklin] In the manual that Diane sent us to read, it specifically says do not panic.

But someone is here to kill you, and then probably me!

Ah! We don'’t know that.

We just have to get in touch with Diane.

ringtone for Franklin] - [TV] Don'’t be an idiot. Chain saws don'’t come with owner's manuals.

Nice try, Owen.

[phone is silenced]

Voice mail. She'’s probably on a Ridequick pickup.

Or, she'’s ignoring us.

Why would she be ignoring us?

my art... I may have called her to talk about my art and she may have not enjoyed

Christ! All right.

I'’m just gonna text her. In the meantime, we have to stay in lockdown mode.

[trumpet fanfare]

[chip bag crackles]

- [text alert] - It'’s Diane!

- What'’d she say? - Uh, "“Sit tight. Looking into this immediately. Lockdown."”

So, keep doing what we'’re doing.

Fine by me. [chip bag crackles]

Are you chewing?

Yeah.

- Cause it doesn'’t look like you'’re... - I'’m chewing.

I'’m just saying, if you don't chew you can get an upset stomach.

I think I'’m gonna be okay.

[stomach gurgles loudly]

Oh! I gotta go to the bathroom.

And this is why chewing is really important.

All right. Let'’s save the lecture for later.

I'’m about to explode.

Hey. Hey! I'’m going with you.

Uh, no thank you.

Um, this isn'’t an option. We have to stay together.

Lockdown? We have to be in the same room

at the same time.

I'’m sure we can make an exception.

I'’m not that happy about it either.

[up tempo chase music starts]

[Franklin] Owen, you need to crawl!

- [Owen] Stop following me! Ahhh! - [Franklin] Get on the ground!

- [thump] - [Owen] Let go! Now!

[Franklin] No! Not until you agree to let me

in there with you!

- [loud fart] - [Owen] Oh god, oh!

What in god'’s name?

- [bangs on door] - Let me in!

- [Owen] Go away! - [bangs on door]

Owen! You'’re not following the rules.

This is how people end up dead.

[Owen] Please don'’t talk to me right now.

- [bangs on door]

[up tempo chase music starts]

- [Owen] Ahhh! - I will not ask you again.

- You will crawl for our safety. - For fuck'’s sake!

It'’s bad enough we didn't stick together before.

Please.

Fine. Fine.

Uhhhhgh

- What are you doing? - Getting food. I'’m starving.

After what just happened, I think maybe we should talk about your dietary choices.

Not really looking for feedback on that right now.

But...

[Sad trumpet fanfare]

Are you sure we still need to do this. It'’s been like, an hour.

Shhhh!

[thump from somewhere outside]

- [thump] - [creak]

[tense music starts]

[tense music crescendos]

[sound of front door knob being rattled]

- [Owen] Rrrrrrrrrrrr! - [Claude] Aaaarghhhh!

[grunts] Okay! I'’m putting you down as a maybe!

- What the hell, Owen? - [Owen] Relax. It was just Claude.

[Franklin] What were you doing opening the door? How many times do I have to tell you?

[loud door knocks]

- [tense music starts] - That'’s not Claude.

[insistent door knocks]

What do we do?

Don'’t make a sound. Hopefully they'’ll go away.

[insistent door knocks]

They'’re not going away. [clunk, thump]

[Franklin] Stop moving!

[tense music crescendos]

- [perfectly normal, non-scary door knocks] - Hello...?

Owen...? Franklin...? It'’s Angela!

- Hoh, thank god. - Shhh!

- She'’s not Jordan. - Obviously. But we'’re still in lockdown.

We can'’t risk being seen at the door.

[Franklin'’s ring tone, heard from outside and then inside the house]

- She'’s calling me! - [distant ring tone, door knocks]

- Franklin! I got your text, so I thought I'’d stop by. - [distant, persistent ring tone]

Oh, she'’s here for the pie plate.

- [loud ring tone from Franklin'’s phone] - Turn your phone to silent!

[loud, insistent door knocks]

Franklin! I'’m getting worried that you had a fall.

A fall? How old does she think I am?

- [insistent door knocks] - Look, she'’s not going away.

- We need to give it to her. - But how can we do it without being seen at the door?

I'’ve got it! One second! [fake coughing]

[snap of door being unlatched]

[Owen] We have the flu. [fake coughing] Thanks for the cake.

[door slams]

Ew.

The flu?

Nobody wants to talk to someone with the flu.

My mother would have forced her way in to take care of us.

Obviously. She'’s your mom.

No. I mean she would have busted in even if we were strangers.

I don'’t know what to tell you.

Look. We need to stop making things up, like we have the flu,

without consulting with each other.

[tense music starts]

- [whoosh] - [soda can being opened]

[tense music continues]

Detective? Yeah, it'’s me.

You were right. I'’m gonna your help.

[wrapper crackles rhythmically]

Can you not?

Sorry.

[wrapper crackles rhythmically]

[smash]

- Dude. - It was driving me crazy.

[Owen] Fine. But don'’t be a dick about it.

- [gentle music starts] - You'’re right.

I'’m sorry.

In fact I'’m sorry about all of this.

What do you mean?

I mean I obviously messed up. Jordan found me.

I keep trying to figure out where I made a mistake.

I haven'’t contacted anyone.

I haven'’t posted anything online.

Uhn.

Hey.

It'’s not your fault.

Jordan'’s a psychopath.

He probably hacked some police file, or just got lucky.

I can'’t believe this is happening.

It could be worse.

[gentle music continues]

[front door opens]

- Did you hear that? - Yes!

[front door closes]

[silence]

[heroic music starts]

- No! - Die, dick!

[Diane] Stop! It'’s me!

- Why didn'’t you knock? - [Diane] No knocking in lockdown mode!

I called you but nobody answered.

[Franklin] Oh! Our phones are on silent.

[Diane] Which explains why you didn'’t get the texts.

- [Diane] well, whoever you saw, it wasn'’t Jordan. - Are you sure?

- [Diane] Jordan showed up on a traffic cam across the country two hours ago.

Just about the same time you guys made your first distress call.

So, there'’s no way it was him.

So you know where he is now.

Well, we knew where he was.

He pops up, but then he disappears again.

Nice set up.

Can I give you a few pointers for next time?

- Next time? - Lockdowns happen.

[whoosh]

[birds chirp]

[alarm clock rings]

[alarm clock switches off]

Hey, Owen?

Yeah?

Thanks for having my back yesterday.

Til death do us part, my fake husband.

Til death do us part.

[No matter if the lights go out or the stars come down]

[I will always be right here]

[I don'’t care if no one else around, I'’ll hold you down]

[Imma always be right here]

[Imma be right here, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah]

[Imma always be right here, hey hey hey hey, yeah]

[Imma always be right, yeah]

[Me and you and you and I]

[Nobody'’s perfect but we in line, I swear that]

[what we have is different, you my light in the dark, you the difference]

[And you always some point never missin'’]

[Imma never hold back what I'’m feelin'’]

[The way you love me brings healin'’, never change, stay the same]

[No matter if the lights go out or the stars come down]

[I will always be right here.]

[I don'’t care if no one else around, I'’ll hold you down.]

[Imma always be right here Imma be right here]

[Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah Imma always be right here]

[Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah Imma always be right]

[No matter if the lights go out or the stars come down]

[I will always be right here]

[I don'’t care if no one else around, I'’ll hold you down]

[Imma always be right here, Imma be right here]

[hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, Imma always be right here]

[hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, Imma always be right]