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Rule One of witness protection:
trust no one.
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- How am I supposed to be
married to this?
- Whoa! Married?
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You are the Fultons. And you
love each other
so much, your lives depend on
it.
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- NO!
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- [thwack]
- Aaaaaaaaahhh!
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- I thought you were Jordan!
- Who'’s Jordan?
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Just admit it. You fucking love
me.
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Reality TV'’s not garbage. It's
real entertainment.
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[Franklin] Reality TV is the
diseased cousin of real
entertainment.
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And I think it goes without
saying that
we will not now, nor will we
ever, have sex.
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Let'’s get these off, shall we?
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Oh my lord!
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[Franklin] No, after what you
said last night,
I thought I would invite the
neighbors over.
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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- Uh, this is Lenny.
- He'’s painting him!
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[musak with bossa nova beat
starts]
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[slurp] Ahh.
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[awkward silence]
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So, Owen. What type of paint do
you use?
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I'’m sorry...?
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The painting?
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[Lark] For your artwork.
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Oh, um, you know. Whatever'’s
around.
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Oh, what means is that it'’s all
in good fun.
So he uses a variety of mediums.
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- Yeah.
- [Franklin] I keep telling him
he should show his artwork to
the world
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cause he'’s just so talented.
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But, he'’s shy.
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Well, I don'’t want to put any
pressure on you, of course, but
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every year the town has a
charity art show,
where local artists donate their
paintings
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to help fund public school art
programs.
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Uh! Owen!
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You should give them one of
yours.
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I'’m not sure that's a good idea,
babe.
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When do you need it by?
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I think the deadline is end of
next week.
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And the theme this year is joy,
so
if you have any paintings that
work with joy
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Every time I see one of Owen'’s
paintings I am blinded by joy!
[laughs]
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- [clunk]
- Oh, no! I'’m so sorry babe!
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[Owen] Why don'’t we go to the
kitchen
and get some paper towels?
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[heavy bass rock music]
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These pants are expensive.
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In the future if you wish to
speak to me privately, just ask
me.
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[Owen] What the fuck are you
doing?
I don'’t know shit about art.
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I'’m astonished. Well, the good
news is, you'’re gonna learn.
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You need to go out there and
tell them I don'’t paint.
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[Franklin] Um, I'’m terribly
sorry.
It'’s been established. You're a
painter now.
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You could say you were joking.
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- [Franklin] And then how would
I explain Lonny?
- Lenny!
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Whatever! We need to be mindful
that once a fact is uttered,
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we have to hold onto it as
truth.
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But I didn'’t tell them I was a
painter.
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But you did try to defile a
man'’s anus in our living room.
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You don'’t get to put this on me.
You basically told me
I couldn'’t even look at you when
I was in this house.
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And naturally you took that as
an invitation
to turn our home into a brothel.
Well guess what?
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You were wrong. [laughs]
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So enjoy your new hobby.
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All better! Thanks, Owen.
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[whoosh]
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- Jordan.
- [tense music starts]
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You cannot be here. There'’s a
restraining order.
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Did you really think a little
piece of paper
was gonna keep me away, babe?
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How many times do I have to tell
you
I am not, and I will never be
your babe.
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[tense music continues]
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All I want is to be with you.
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Is that so hard to understand,
babe?
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Is it...?!
[violins shriek]
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[whoosh]
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[musak with basso nova beat]
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[Owen] Lark, Angela.
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Maybe you can help settle a bet
between me and Franklin.
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Owen, sweetie, let'’s not do
this. [chuckles]
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Isn'’t he cute?
[battle drums start]
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[Owen] Okay. Franklin says that
even though it'’s just trash,
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[Owen] the Househusbands of
Pacoima
is the best thing on TV right
now.
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Personally, I think it'’s Our
Flag Means Death.
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But no matter what I say,
Franklin just, what is it,
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you can'’t get enough of that hot
juicy goss
from the Pacoima-men. Is that
their nickname?
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- It'’s just Pacoimen.
- [gasps]
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[Lark] Oh my god. I have an MBA
and
a law degree, and I cannot stop
watching.
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What is wrong with me?
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Oh my god. You love that show
too? Look, Franklin!
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- Lark loves that show too!
- Mmm hmm. What a small world.
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I don'’t know if I'd say love.
It'’s more like a pathology.
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I'’m fluent in four languages,
but I can only
understand like 40% of what
they'’re saying.
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I'’m seriously considering
therapy.
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Well you and Franklin should
have viewing parties. Wouldn'’t
that be fun, babe?
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So much fun.
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[gasps] Do you watch it live?
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- Every Tuesday.
- From 8 o'’clock until I hate
myself.
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It'’s like watching someone light
a toilet on fire,
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and then throw that toilet into
another toilet.
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[laughs] Oh my god, I love you.
[gasps]
You must love Tom. Tell me you
love Tom.
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Tom belongs in the fucking
ground.
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I know, right? Who'’s your
favorite, babe?
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Oh, I don'’t know. [laughs] I
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- Um...
- I thought you said it was
Gary.
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Gary...?
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- Gary.
- Gary who punched the cameraman
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and threw up on his daughter'’s
second divorce cake?
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[Lark] Gary is your favorite...?
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No, definitely not Gary.
Definitely not Gary. Um...
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[Franklin] [tsk, laughs] You
know,
I'’m not quite sure who my
favorite is.
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[Franklin] I'’ll just have to get
back to you on that one. Yeah.
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- He'’s just like Danny. Totally
indecisive.
- Oh my god you'’re right. Danny
is such a mess.
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Just like Franklin! He cannot
make up his mind about anything
ever!
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There are times we go out and
I'’m like,
"“Babe, pick a meal already. I'’m
starving."” [laughs]
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I'’m getting better. [laughs]
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Really? Are you? Because just
last month,
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[Owen] he spent twenty minutes
scanning
the menu of that grilled cheese
restaurant.
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All they do is grilled cheese.
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Angela, uh, what do you like to
do in your relaxation time?
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I love books.
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- [battle drums start]
- How interesting!
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Owen... loves to read.
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I'’m I wouldn't say that.
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I I I enjoy reading every
now and then.
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I have never see anyone read
faster than you.
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I have seen him blow through
three, maybe four books a week.
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Owen, you should join our book
club.
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You totally should.
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We'’re in the middle of this book
by Alyssa Cole. It is wonderful.
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Well, maybe I should wait until
you start a new book.
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The way you read? You would have
no problem catching up.
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[Angela] To be honest our book
club has gotten a bit stale.
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We could use some fresh blood.
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Isn'’t this great?
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Great!
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Yay! Why don'’t I get us some
dessert?
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- Can I help?
- No no no. You just stay
seated.
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[battle drums start]
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Isn'’t my husband just the best?
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[battle drums start]
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[Owen] Welcome back babe.
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I was just asking Angela and
Lark if they knew of anyone
who could help you manage your
fear of pizza deliveries.
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I'’m not sure what Owen is
talking about. I am fine with
pizza.
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Oh, babe. This is a safe space.
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[Angela] There is nothing to be
ashamed of.
I was terrified of escalators
for years.
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I mean oh thank you
I don'’t think I got over it
until I was twelve.
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I'’m not sure why Owen felt the
need to bring this up.
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Well, I I didn'’t want to ,
but,
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He'’s gotten so bad lately that
he not only runs and hides in
the closet.
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He then requires them to throw
the pizza onto the porch,
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drive away, send a picture.
There'’s all these steps.
And it gets cold before I can
even get out there.
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[Franklin] He'’s exaggerating.
[laughs]
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Angela said that there'’s a great
therapist
in town who people seem to
really love.
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- Isn'’t that great, babe?
- Mmm, that'’s very kind. Thank
you.
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So how long have you two been
together?
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- [tsk] Oh...
- Ah, I don'’t know. Um...
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Gosh, what'’s it been? Like,
fifteen years now?
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Wow. Did you start dating in
high school.
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We did. We did.
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I was valedictorian, you know,
because of all the books I read.
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Yeah, Franklin was in second.
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- He'’s a little bitter about it.
- [uncomfortable laugh]
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Oh and we went to college
together.
I was valedictorian there, too.
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[coughs]
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Mmm!
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This is amazing.
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Thank you. [laughs]
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Where'’s my plate, babe?
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Oh, you don'’t get one, remember?
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- Not really.
- Oh, the doctor said no food or
drink after 7:34 p.m.
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That is oddly specific.
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I'’m sure we can make an
exception tonight.
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And risk you in terrible pain?
Absolutely not.
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Ah dah dah daht! Water only.
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7:34 p.m.
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He might soil the bed otherwise.
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- Babe.
- You don'’t have to be ashamed
of your condition.
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This is a safe space.
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It'’s called Shrew's Ailment.
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It'’s related to Crone's.
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I I'’m actually doing much
better now.
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Thanks to your very strict diet.
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Oh, this is possibly the best
thing I'’ve ever eaten. [laughs]
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Mmm.
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[battle drums start]
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- Do you have something to write
with?
- What was that bullshit about
me soiling the bed?
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[Franklin] I need a pen. Are you
sure you don'’t have a pen?
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Can we both agree to fuck the
pen?
Because right now we'’re about to
have a really big fight.
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them.
No we'’re not, because I need to
compile a list of our new
hobbies, phobias, and
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- Thanks to you.
- Thanks to me?
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- You'’re the one who said I'm
Picasso.
- I didn'’t say anything remotely
close to that.
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Point is, you started this.
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I needed to say something as to
the reason why my pantless
husband was
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- face down on the floor on top
of another man.
- And painting was the best
choice?
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Oh, I'’m sorry I couldn't come up
with something better
in the two and a half seconds
that I was given.
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But then why offer to have me
donate a painted I haven'’t done?
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Because I was angry with you!
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I don'’t know why you were mad at
me for wanted to have a sex
life.
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Because instead of making
reasonable
accommodations for your physical
needs,
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you impulsively concocted a
tawdry
rendezvous with a common
drifter.
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- What century are you from!?!
- Oh, and speaking of impulsive,
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great job on making yourself a
double-valedictorian,
a word you probably can'’t even
spell.
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I figured it made sense since I
enjoy reading so much.
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Oh, good! Well hopefully you
will open a book
and close your obnoxious mouth.
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Because thanks to you and your
stupidity,
you have made the lives ahead of
us much harder.
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- [battle drums]
- You know what? I'’m going for a
walk.
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I'’ll be back when I fucking feel
like it.
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And for the record, you'’re
making me quickly consider
going back to where I came from,
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because getting brutally
murdered by the mob
is quickly becoming my first
choice!
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- Not now, Claude.
- [Claude] Owen, I am so sorry!
I did not know
you had any food allergies
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How do you feel about flan?
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Mmmh.
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[whoosh]
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And you'’ll make sure she gets
this?
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Yes.
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And you'’re sure I can't call
her.
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If you do, you'’re putting her in
danger.
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It'’s just that she doesn't have
much time.
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I might be able to set up a
call.
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If I hear anything, I'’ll leave a
note.
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[whoosh]
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00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:40,275
[somber music starts]
215
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,827
[front door opens and shuts]
216
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,827
You waited up, I'’m honored.
217
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,620
Hey.
218
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,620
What'’s wrong?
219
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,034
She'’s dead.
220
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,137
Who?
221
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,310
My mom.
222
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:34,517
[glasses clink]
223
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,448
To your mom.
224
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,344
How'’d she die?
225
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,689
Cancer.
226
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,310
Fuck cancer.
227
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:16,137
- Fuck cancer.
- [Owen chokes]
228
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,793
You okay?
229
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,482
- You swore.
- [laughs]
230
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:23,206
You know how to swear.
231
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:27,689
- Just because I swear when I
want to doesn'’t mean
- No, no. Shh.
232
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,206
Don'’t ruin this.
233
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,379
- Let'’s get white girl wasted.
- [laughs]
234
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,379
[gentle music starts]
235
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:45,448
[Franklin] I just wish I got to
see her one last time.
236
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,413
I hear you.
237
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:53,586
You know, I really thought they
were going to catch
238
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,172
I thought I'’d be able to see her
again.
239
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:04,482
[gentle music continues]
240
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,103
Who was he? The guy the cops are
after.
241
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,000
It was just... this
student-turned-stalker.
242
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,862
- Wow.
- Yeah.
243
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:25,310
Nothing stopped him. Not
personal pleas.
244
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:27,689
Not restraining orders.
245
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,758
Nothing.
246
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,793
Then he got violent, and...
247
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:35,793
I pressed charges, and they went
to arrest him, but...
248
00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:38,689
He disappeared.
249
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,517
[Franklin] But the attacks kept
coming. And getting worse.
250
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,000
You did the right thing.
251
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,620
I did what I did.
252
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:55,413
You probably saved someone else
from being killed by him.
253
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,068
Did I?
254
00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,448
He'’s still out there.
255
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:02,896
They'’re gonna get him.
256
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:08,034
When they do, you'’ll go back to
your real life, and...
257
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,137
I'’m gonna be very happy for you.
258
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,793
Happy to be rid of me.
259
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:15,758
No, don'’t, please. I'm...
260
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,172
I'’m actually enjoying this right
now.
261
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,000
You don'’t like me very much.
262
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,793
I'’m fine with you.
263
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,034
You'’re a good liar.
264
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,275
I'’m not lying.
265
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,137
Please.
266
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,034
Hey.
267
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:34,206
I'’m serious.
268
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:37,206
I'’m not lying.
269
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,724
Why don'’t we start over? I'm
Owen.
270
00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:48,413
Franklin.
271
00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:52,379
Hi Franklin. Nice to meet you.
272
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,827
I enjoy reading books and
painting.
273
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:06,517
[sobs] And I enjoy trashy TV
like Real Housemen.
274
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:08,862
House Husbands.
275
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,172
Hey, you... you don'’t need to
watch. We...
276
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:14,275
- We can change that backstory,
and
- [sobs]
277
00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,586
It'’s not that. It's not that.
278
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,448
It'’s just that...
279
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:23,206
We'’re gonna be here a really
long time.
280
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,620
And I already miss teaching.
281
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:29,034
And I hate making makeup
exchanges. And...
282
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:32,896
[sniffs] I don'’t know if I'll
ever get my life back.
283
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:37,241
[laughs] And I'’m gonna be stuck
here with pom poms.
284
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:39,896
Listen to me.
285
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,896
They'’re gonna catch that guy.
286
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,103
[Owen] And before you know it,
287
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,206
I'’m gonna be a divorcee,
288
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:56,275
and you'’re gonna be back to
teaching astronomy.
289
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,172
[laughs] English.
290
00:17:58,206 --> 00:18:02,482
- Ah! Of course. I should'’ve
seen that with all the books.
- [laughs]
291
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:05,482
[gentle music plays]
292
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,137
You have a really strong chest.
293
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,379
Thank you.
294
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:29,379
I know I give you a hard time.
295
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,517
But I really like you.
296
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,517
I think you have a lot of
potential.
297
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:39,586
- I just want to see you use it.
- [laughs]
298
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,931
What for?
299
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,965
[Franklin] Anything you want.
300
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,827
You have really pretty eyes.
301
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:04,275
We should get you to bed.
302
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,827
[laughs]
303
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,931
This room is a mess. [laughs]
304
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:14,241
I'’ll clean it. Come on. Let's
get you to bed.
305
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:18,379
- Boo.
- Boo yourself.
306
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,172
Hey, husband.
307
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:45,620
Hey.
308
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,896
I know this sucks, but...
309
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:52,000
I'’m glad we're doing it
together.
310
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,551
[I woke up in the middle of the
night]
311
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:06,344
[Opened my eyes and my oh my]
312
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:10,000
[I'’m dreamin', dreamin'’ of you]
313
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:14,000
[Well all my dreams are sweet]
314
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:16,413
[When I lay me down to sleep]
315
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,931
[And I dream of you]
316
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,896
[Don'’t gimme no fuss, don't
gimme no fight]
317
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:30,034
[There'’s only one thing in the
middle of the night I need]
318
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,862
[That'’s dreamin' of you]
319
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:36,206
[Well all my dreams are sweet]
320
00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:38,413
[When I lay me down to sleep]
321
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,241
[I'’ll dream of you]
322
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:47,344
[guitar solo]
323
00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:21,482
[You can tell your mama and your
daddy too]
324
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,034
[Your brother and your sisters
and your best friends too]
325
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:28,068
[I'’m dreamin,' dreamin'’ of you]
326
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:34,448
[Well all my dreams are sweet
When I lay me down to sleep]
327
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,448
[I dream of you.]
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