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Psst! Psst! Psst! Galavant.
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Galavant! Galavant, wake up.
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G-GALAVANT! WAKE UP!
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I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS!
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UGH!
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IS THAT NEWS THAT YOU'VE
MISPLACED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
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[ LAUGHS ] ZINGER! NO.
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NO, YOU KNOW HOW TODAY
WE'RE HEADING INTO
THE LAND OF THE GIANTS
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TO OFFER THEM THE JEWEL
OF VALENCIA
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IN EXCHANGE FOR JOINING OUR
QUEST TO SAVE PRINCESS ISABELLA?
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YES, WE DISCUSSED IT LAST NIGHT
IN GREAT DETAIL.
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THERE'S NO NEED FOR
YOUR CLUNKY EXPOSITION.
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WELL, I HAVE MANAGED
TO TRADE THE JEWEL
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FOR SOMETHING EVEN BETTER
THAN AN ARMY.
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YOU TRADED THE JEWEL?
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YEP. FOR A DRAGON.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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IMAGINE HOW OUR FOES
WILL RUN IN TERROR!
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WELL, I MEAN,
ONCE HE GROWS A LITTLE.
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I'M GOING TO CALL HIM
TAD COOPER --
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A NAME THAT EVOKES STRENGTH
AND VALOR AND BRAVERY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK YOU'RE
A COMPLETE IDIOT,
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AND YOU'RE TAKING IT BACK.
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NOW.
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BUT, NO, I CA--
I CAN'T.
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I PINKIE SWORE AND SAID
"NO BACKSIES."
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YOU DO REALIZE THAT WITHOUT
A JEWEL, I HAVE NO ARMY,
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AND WITHOUT AN ARMY, I HAVE NO
CHANCE OF RESCUING ISABELLA.
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WELL --
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
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TO FIND THE GIANTS --
WITHOUT YOU.
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WHAT? WHY?
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BECAUSE I AM DONE.
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I AM DONE
CLEANING UP YOUR MESS.
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I AM DONE TELLING YOU THAT
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,
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BECAUSE -- NEWS FLASH,
RICHARD -- IT IS YOUR FAULT.
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I'M DONE WITH YOUR WEAKNESS,
WITH YOUR WHINING,
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BUT MOST OF ALL,
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I AM DONE WITH YOU!
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OKAY.
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I ADMIT, I'M ON A BIT
OF AN UNLUCKY STREAK,
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BUT I AM DESTINED
FOR GREAT THINGS.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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YOU HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE
OF GREAT THINGS
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AS THAT LIZARD DOES
OF BREATHING FIRE.
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IT'S A DRAGON,
AND IT CAN BREATHE FIRE.
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SHOW HIM, TAD COOPER!
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SHOW HIM.
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COME ON.
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THE PERFECT PAIR --
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A DRAGON THAT
ISN'T A DRAGON...
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AND A KING
THAT ISN'T A KING.
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WELL, I AM DONE
WITH YOU, TOO!
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HELLO? [ CHUCKLES ]
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HELLO?
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GUESS I'M EATING BREAKFAST
BY MYSELF, THEN.
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"YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT,
RICHARD.
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EVERYTHING'S A DISASTER,
RICHARD.
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YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, RICHARD.
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THAT'S NOT A REAL DRAGON,
RICHARD."
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GALAVANT MAY NOT BELIEVE IN YOU,
BUT I DO.
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I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU,
TAD COOPER.
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♪ HEY, LITTLE FELLA, I KNOW
JUST WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' ♪
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♪ NOBODY GETS YOU
OR SEES WHAT YOU COULD BE ♪
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♪ AH-AH-AH ♪
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♪ BUT PLUCK UP YOUR COURAGE
AND TURN THAT FROWN UP ♪
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♪ SOON WE WILL EAT
THIS ENTIRE TOWN UP ♪
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♪ THEN THEY'LL BELIEVE
IN MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪
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♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO,
DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
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♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO,
DRAGON PAL ♪
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♪ THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE FELLA ♪
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♪ WE'LL LEAVE THOSE
DOUBTERS BLINKIN' ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM
A THING OR TWO OR THREE ♪
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♪ SHOW 'EM A THING OR TWO ♪
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♪ IMAGINE THE WONDER
THAT WE'LL INSPIRE ♪
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♪ WHEN WE ARE SETTING
THEIR HEADS ON FIRE ♪
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♪ THEN WE'LL BE EVEN,
MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪
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♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO,
DOO DOO ♪
YES.
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♪ WE'LL RISE UP ♪
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♪ AND OPEN THEIR EYES UP ♪
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♪ WE'LL LIGHT THE SKIES UP ♪
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♪ AND RAIN DESTRUCTION AND DEATH
ON THEIR WIVES AND KIDS ♪
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RAAR! RAAR! "AAH!"
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♪ SO, WHEN, LITTLE FELLA,
YOU FEEL YOUR HEART IS SINKIN' ♪
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♪ WHEN YOUR FEEL
YOUR HEART IS SINKIN' ♪
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♪ JUST YOU REMEMBER, ONE DAY,
WE'LL MAKE THEM SEE ♪
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♪ THEN THEY'LL SEE ♪
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♪ AND WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING,
COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT ♪
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♪ AS THEIR INTESTINES
ARE BEING RIPPED OUT ♪
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♪ THEY'LL ALL LOOK UP TO US,
THEN I GUARANTEE ♪
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♪ AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH ♪
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♪ THEN THEY'LL BELIEVE
IN MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪
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♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO,
DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
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♪ THEY'LL BELIEVE IN ME ♪
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♪ THEY'LL BELIEVE IN...ME ♪
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[ MEN GRUMBLE ]
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I MUST WARN YOU --
I HAVE A DRAGON.
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IT'S A BOLD
TABLECLOTH CHOICE,
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BUT EGGPLANT IS GOING
TO BE THE "IT" COLOR
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THIS WEDDING SEASON.
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WONDERFUL.
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EGGPLANT. SO ME.
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OH, I'M EVER SO EXCITED
ABOUT MY SPECIAL DAY.
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AWW.
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BARRY...
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PLACE THE ORDER.
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MY PLAN IS WORKING
TO PERFECTION.
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IT APPEARS SO, SIR.
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ONCE ISABELLA
BECOMES QUEEN,
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YOU WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL
MAN IN ALL OF HORTENSIA.
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NO.
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WHY, THE WEDDING PLAN,
YOU TWIT.
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DO YOU THINK I'D DISCUSS
THE EVIL PLANS SO PUBLICLY?
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THIS IS WHY
I THOUGHT WE AGREED
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TO CALL ONE "THE PLAN"
AND THE OTHER "THE PLOT"
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TO AVOID THESE KIND
OF MIX-UPS.
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BARRY, WHAT IS SO HARD
TO UNDERSTAND?
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WE HAVE TWO PLANS, RIGHT?
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ONE'S EVIL
AND THE OTHER --
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SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
MOVING ON.
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UM, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE
TO DISCUSS.
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WE'VE HAD MOST OF THE RSVPs,
EXCEPT A PRINCESS JUBILEE.
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I NEED TO KNOW
IF SHE'S COMING.
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JUST MARK HER AS A "YES"
AND ORDER THE STEAK.
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I'M NOT PAYING,
SO I DON'T CARE.
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REALLY?
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WELL, I DO CARE, SIR.
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[ FINGERS SNAP ]
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BARRY, GO ON.
TELL THEM THE MIRROR IDEA.
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HE'S GOING TO HAND-DRAW
EACH GUEST'S NAME
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AND TABLE NUMBER
ON A FANCY MIRROR.
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WAY TO UNDERSELL IT,
BARRY.
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IT'S A MASTERSTROKE.
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IT'S BOTH FUNCTIONAL
AND A WORK OF ART,
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BUT IT'LL ALL BE FOR NAUGHT IF
THE GUEST LIST ISN'T FINALIZED.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MAKE PLACE CARDS?
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PLACE CARDS? PLACE CARDS?
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MADAM, AM I PLANNING A ROYAL
WEDDING OR A MEDICAL CONVENTION?
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ISABELLA, YOU THINK MY MIRROR
IS A GOOD IDEA, DON'T YOU?
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OH, YES.
IT'S A MASTERSTROKE.
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OKAY, MR. WORMWOOD, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
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BUT MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN
ACTING VERY STRANGELY
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SINCE YOU ARRIVED,
AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
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ISABELLA, SEEMS YOUR MOTHER
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DOESN'T WANT YOUR WEDDING
TO BE PERFECT.
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PERHAPS SHE SHOULD BE
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE SECURE...
AND DAMP. HMM?
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SOMEWHERE DUNGEONESQUE?
A DUNGEON?
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♪ SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON ♪
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SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON!
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NO ONE RUINS
MY SPECIAL DAY.
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GUARDS!
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Guard:
I HATE THE DUNGEON.
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OH, ISN'T IT LOVELY TO BE
WORKING WITH A CLIENT
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WHO JUST...
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GETS IT?
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♪♪
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[ THUDS ]
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Andre: [ Echoing ]
WHO GOES THERE?
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OH, THANK GOODNESS.
GIANTS.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!
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STATE YOUR BUSINESS,
WEE MAN.
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I'M GALAVANT.
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I NEED AN ARMY,
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AND I'M TOLD YOUR PEOPLE
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ARE AMONG THE FIERCEST WARRIORS
IN THE LAND.
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"AMONG"?
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WE ARE GIANTS,
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WITH FISTS
THE SIZE OF PUMPKINS.
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PUMPKINS, GOOD.
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AND HEADS SO BIG,
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THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN.
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PERFECT.
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YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
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'CAUSE WE LOVE A GOOD WAR.
DON'T WE, FELLAS?
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YEAH!
YEAH!
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HUSH!
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TITAN, COLOSSUS,
PULL HIM OUT OF THERE!
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[ FOOTSTEP THUDS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THIS IS GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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HI. GALAVANT.
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I'M...
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HELLO.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE...TALLER?
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I MEAN, NOT TO BE RUDE,
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BUT YOU DID SAY THAT YOUR HEADS
BLOCKED OUT THE SUN.
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YES, THEY DO
BLOCK OUT THE SUN.
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YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH IT
AT THE RIGHT ANGLE.
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SORRY.
CAN I, UH, JUST...
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HERE?
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UH...THERE.
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COMPLETE DARKNESS.
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MM.
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ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU'RE GIANTS?
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OF COURSE WE ARE GIANTS.
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JUST VERY SHORT GIANTS
IS ALL.
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FEE FIE FO FUM.
YEAH.
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WELL SAID, TITAN.
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WE WILL JOIN YOU
ON YOUR QUEST --
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ON ONE CONDITION.
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THERE'S ALWAYS A CONDITION.
YEAH. GO ON.
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YOU MUST PROVE
YOUR LOYALTY
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BY HELPING US FIGHT
OUR MOST HATED ENEMY --
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THE DWARVES!
YEAH!
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STINKIN', TINY, AWFUL,
HIGH-PITCHED-VOICED DWARVES.
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RIGHT AGAIN, TITAN.
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TONIGHT, WE MEET TO SET
THE RULES OF BATTLE,
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AND TOMORROW, WE FIGHT.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
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THEY'RE ONLY VERY SMALL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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STOP LAUGHING!
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YEAH. WHY NOT?
I'M DESPERATE.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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[ ALL CHEER ]
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♪♪
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THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU LATELY.
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I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY PUNCHED
A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TODAY,
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AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU TOOK A BATH.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
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OH, GARETH,
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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IS IT THE EXECUTIONER'S
DAUGHTER?
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO HANGS
ON THEIR LEGS
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IF THE NOOSE DOESN'T QUITE
DO THE TRICK.
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LORETTA?
YEAH.
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00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,697
SHE IS SOMETHING.
232
00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,198
HEAVY AS AN IRON POT.
233
00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:51,612
BUT SHE DON'T COMPARE
TO MY GIRL.
234
00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:53,614
THERE SHE IS.
235
00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:55,616
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
236
00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,788
HEY, GAR!
237
00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,040
THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE FLOWERS.
238
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,712
QUEEN MADALENA?
239
00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:03,624
BUT WE AGREED
SHE'S THE WORST!
240
00:09:03,624 --> 00:09:05,876
YEAH.
241
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,722
[ SIGHS ]
242
00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,474
♪♪
243
00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:16,807
THE DWARVES APPROACH!
244
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,228
OY, ALL RIGHT, LADS.
245
00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:20,310
REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR COOL.
246
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,232
THIS IS JUST
A PRE-FIGHT MEETING.
247
00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:23,894
WE SAVE THE KILLING
FOR TOMORROW.
248
00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:25,065
[ Growling ] YEAH.
249
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,446
DO YOU MIND
IF I JUST ASK
250
00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,318
WHAT STARTED THE FEUD
WITH THE DWARVES?
251
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,569
[ GIANTS GRUMBLE ]
252
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,241
MUST YOU GRUMBLE EVERY TIME
I SAW "DWARVES"?
253
00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,783
[ GIANTS GRUMBLE LOUDER ]
254
00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:34,404
GIVE IT A REST!
255
00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:37,577
STARTED GENERATIONS AGO.
256
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,791
WE WERE BUILDING A BRIDGE
TO UNITE OUR TWO PEOPLES --
257
00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:43,834
HALF BY US AND HALF BY THEM.
258
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,256
WHEN THE DAY CAME
TO UNVEIL THE BRIDGE,
259
00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:49,509
THEY HAD BUILT THEIR SIDE
TOO LOW.
260
00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:51,802
AND THOSE WHINY LITTLE BITCHES
261
00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:55,015
BLAMED US FOR BUILDING
OUR SIDE TOO HIGH.
262
00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:57,307
WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR
EVER SINCE.
263
00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,019
[ DWARVES GRUMBLING ]
264
00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,642
OH, COME ON.
265
00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,186
THESE AREN'T DWARVES.
266
00:10:06,186 --> 00:10:08,528
WE ARE, TOO.
WE'RE VERY TALL DWARVES.
267
00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:09,860
OH, YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.
268
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,281
LOOK AT THEIR HIDEOUS
LITTLE BODIES.
269
00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:12,192
[ GIANTS CHORTLE ]
270
00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:13,493
HIDEOUS?
271
00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,615
YOU ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!
272
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,197
YOU COULD LITERALLY
BE BROTHERS.
273
00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:21,001
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE GIANT.
274
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,453
A GIANT JERKFACE,
THAT IS.
275
00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,209
HELLO, GALAVANT.
276
00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:30,671
YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
277
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,673
I SAW YOU THIS MORNING,
YOU IDIOT.
278
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,134
I THOUGHT
I GOT RID OF YOU.
279
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,846
YOU THOUGHT WRONG, THEN,
DIDN'T YOU?
280
00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:37,808
IT'S FITTING TO SEE YOU TAKE UP
WITH THE GIANTS,
281
00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:40,140
CONSIDERING YOU'RE A
HUMONGOUS BLOWHARD.
282
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,522
[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERING ]
283
00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,394
WELL, THEN, I THINK
IT'S RATHER FITTING
284
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,226
THAT YOU'VE FALLEN IN
WITH THE DWARVES,
285
00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:48,478
CONSIDERING YOU'VE BEEN OF
LITTLE USE TO ME.
286
00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,230
[ GIANTS CHEERING ]
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T!
287
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,903
FORGET THE MEETING!
LET'S GO NOW!
288
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,074
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
289
00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,536
STOP!
290
00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,488
GUYS, A WORD?
291
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,994
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
292
00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,335
YOU DESERT ME AT CAMP,
293
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:06,837
I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
TRACKING YOU,
294
00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:08,709
ONLY TO FIND YOU'RE ABOUT
TO JOIN A BATTLE
295
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,172
BETWEEN TWO GROUPS OF
VERY SIMILAR 5'10" MEN.
296
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,343
HE LOST THE JEWEL
OF VALENCIA!
297
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:14,344
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE
IN MY DRAGON!
298
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,926
WAIT. WH-- DRAGON?
[ SCOFFS ]
299
00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:19,760
I'M -- I'M SORRY,
THAT'S...NOT A LIZARD?
300
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,352
DON'T. NOT YOU, TOO.
301
00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:24,354
LOOK, MY POINT IS, THESE GUYS
SEEM REALLY SERIOUS
302
00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,515
ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER.
303
00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:28,108
DON'T YOU SEE HOW RIDICULOUS
THIS IS?
304
00:11:28,108 --> 00:11:30,861
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO DIE...
305
00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:33,113
IN A BATTLE
THIS LUDICROUS?
306
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:36,696
IF IT GIVES ME A SHOT
AT RICHARD, YES.
307
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,198
DITTO, BIG BOY!
308
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,780
LET'S GO TO WAR!
309
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,743
TOMORROW, WE FIGHT --
GIANTS VERSUS DWARVES.
310
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,204
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
311
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,037
BILLY, BILLY. BILLY,
YOU'RE A GIANT. COME ON.
312
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:54,464
SO, HEY, HAVE YOU, UM...
BY ANY CHANCE
313
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,386
TOLD QUEEN MADALENA
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER?
314
00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:58,388
GONNA DO IT TONIGHT.
315
00:11:58,388 --> 00:11:59,930
GREAT.
316
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,303
OR -- AND JUST THINKING
OUT LOUD HERE --
317
00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:05,055
WHAT I--
WHAT IF YOU DON'T?
318
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:07,057
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
319
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,770
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY,
BUT BEFORE I DO,
320
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,772
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE BRO CODE?
321
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,564
IS THAT A BLACK THING?
322
00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:18,448
IT MEANS, "WHAT'S SAID BETWEEN
GUYS STAYS BETWEEN GUYS."
323
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:21,281
LOOK, DON'T FALL IN LOVE
WITH THE QUEEN.
324
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,073
SHE'S BAD NEWS.
325
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,995
THINK ABOUT HER LAST
THREE RELATIONSHIPS.
326
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,748
THEY ENDED IN BETRAYAL,
EXILE, AND MURDER.
327
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,962
SHE WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT,
AND I DON'T MEAN SYMBOLICALLY.
328
00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:33,924
[ SIGHS ]
329
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,086
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
330
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:39,139
BUT SHE'S SO SKINNY
AND MEAN.
331
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,341
JUST BLINDED ME.
332
00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,143
THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK.
333
00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:46,476
HEY, IT'S WHAT
FRIENDS ARE FOR.
334
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,438
FRIENDS?
YOU THINK WE'RE FRIENDS?
335
00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:51,271
WELL, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT
IF I GIVE YOU THE WRONG ANSWER,
336
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,693
YOU'LL KILL ME RIGHT WHERE
I SIT, BUT...
337
00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:56,356
YEAH, I'VE COME TO
CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND.
338
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,448
WELL, TO FRIENDS, THEN.
339
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,110
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
340
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:04,114
♪♪
341
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:08,708
I PRESENT PRINCESS ISABELLA
OF HORTENSIA!
342
00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:12,622
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
343
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,044
I-I'M SORRY.
344
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,466
I'M LOOKING FOR A PRINCESS.
345
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:17,677
PRINCESS JUBILEE?
346
00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:18,548
AND YOU FOUND HER.
347
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,473
HOW'S IT HANGING?
348
00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,805
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
HELLO.
349
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,348
MY WEDDING PLANNER ASKED ME
TO FIND OUT
350
00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:31,481
WHY YOU HAVEN'T RSVP'd
TO MY FABULOUS WEDDING.
351
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:34,144
AND WHY WOULD
I WANT TO DO THAT?
352
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:37,027
BECAUSE IT'S A WEDDING
AND WE'RE PRINCESSES?
353
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,991
[ LAUGHTER ]
354
00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:45,996
OH, HONEY, WAKE UP AND SMELL
MY UNSHAVED ARMPIT.
355
00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,658
[ WICKED LAUGHTER ]
356
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:51,081
♪♪
357
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,836
♪ I LIKE TO EAT MEAT ♪
358
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,668
♪ SWILL BOOZE ♪
359
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,261
♪ WAKE UP
WITH BRAND-NEW TATTOOS ♪
360
00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:03,593
♪ I LIKE TO TALK LOUD ♪
361
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,345
♪ PLAY ROUGH ♪
362
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,428
♪ I AIN'T GOT TIME
FOR THAT GIRLY-GIRL STUFF ♪
363
00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:10,430
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
364
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,272
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪
365
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:15,525
♪ I DON'T LIFT MY PINKIE
WHEN I'M SIPPIN' TEA ♪
366
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,027
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
367
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:19,239
♪ GOT NO CLASS ♪
368
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:21,441
♪ AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
KISS MY ♪
369
00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:26,036
♪ ROYAL A-A-A-A-A-ASS ♪
370
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,578
PRINCESS,
THAT'S NOT VERY LADYLIKE.
371
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:31,912
OH, FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD,
YOU DIDN'T USED TO BE, EITHER.
372
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,874
♪ I LIKE TO LIVE FAST ♪
373
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,586
♪ MAKE NOISE ♪
374
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,049
♪ SWAP SPIT WITH BOTH GIRLS
AND BOYS ♪
375
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,131
♪ I LIKE TO START FIGHTS ♪
376
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,882
♪ MAKE A BIG MESS ♪
377
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,216
♪ BUT THIS IS ONE DAMSEL
WHO AIN'T IN DISTRESS ♪
378
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,138
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
379
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,719
♪ DON'T YOU THINK? ♪
380
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:53,143
♪ I DON'T WEAR GLITTER,
AND I DON'T LIKE PINK ♪
381
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,935
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
382
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,726
♪ GOT NO GOWN ♪
383
00:14:56,726 --> 00:15:03,573
♪ BUT THAT AIN'T STOPPIN' ANYONE
FROM BOWIN' DO-O-O-O-WN ♪
384
00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,485
♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
385
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,826
♪ NO ONE'S FOOL ♪
386
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,738
♪ AND IF YOU'RE MY KIND
OF PRINCESS ♪
387
00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:10,240
♪ BE THAT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪
388
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,452
♪ FREE YOUR INNER PRINCESS ♪
389
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:17,087
[ BELCHES ]
390
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:22,632
♪ AND YOU WILL RU-U-U-U-U-U-LE ♪
391
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:23,593
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
392
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,925
OHH. WHERE AM I?
393
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,967
[ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ]
394
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,098
OH, WOW.
395
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:35,015
[ WHISTLING ]
396
00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:37,978
[ FINGERS SNAPPING ]
397
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,609
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
398
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:42,822
♪ LET'S GO AND POP
A FEW GIANTS ♪
399
00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:45,865
♪ KICK SOME
GARGANTUAN BUTT ♪
400
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:48,658
♪ HACK OUT THOSE HUGE
KNOBBY KNEECAPS ♪
401
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,531
♪ AND MAKE THEM KEEP
THEIR BIG MOUTHS SHUT ♪
402
00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,453
♪ SOMEONE ♪
403
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,667
♪ HAS GOT TO CUT THEM
DOWN TO SIZE ♪
404
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,669
♪ SOMEONE ♪
405
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,042
♪ AND WE'RE THE ONES
WHO WILL CLIMB THEM ♪
406
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:04,004
♪ AND SLAP THEIR FAT FACES ♪
407
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,716
♪ LET'S MESS A WHOLE BUNCH
OF DWARVES UP ♪
408
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,679
♪ STOMP ON THOSE
WEE LITTLE TOTS ♪
409
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,352
♪ LAUGH AT THEIR
WEE LITTLE BICEPS ♪
410
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:15,805
♪ AND ITSY-BITSY
YOU-KNOW-WHATs ♪
411
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,727
♪ SOMEONE ♪
412
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,811
♪ SHOULD PUNCH
THEIR BEADY LITTLE EYES ♪
413
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,653
♪ SOMEONE ♪
414
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,985
♪ WHEN WE'RE DONE
SQUISHING THE RUNTS ♪
415
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,907
♪ THERE WON'T BE ANY TRACES ♪
416
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,870
♪ LISTEN, PEOPLE ♪
417
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,993
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT ♪
418
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,206
♪ HOLY FREAKIN' COW ♪
419
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,669
♪ YOU'RE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT ♪
420
00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:42,672
♪ DWARF OR GIANT ♪
421
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,835
♪ BOTH WILL DIE TONIGHT ♪
422
00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:52,182
♪ THERE MUST BE A WAY
I CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT ♪
423
00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:53,723
♪ IT'S TIME TO FINISH
THE DWARVES OFF ♪
424
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,095
♪ IT'S TIME TO TAKE DOWN
THE GIANTS ♪
425
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,767
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT ♪
426
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,899
♪ RIP OUT THEIR TEETH
AND THEIR EARDRUMS ♪
427
00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:01,561
♪ KIDNEYS AND TONSILS
AND LIVERS ♪
428
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,353
♪ YOU'RE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT ♪
429
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:04,944
♪ GONNA CREAM THOSE GIANTS ♪
430
00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,406
♪ DWARVES ♪
431
00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,027
♪ WE REALLY, REALLY
HATE THOSE GUYS ♪
432
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529
♪ YOU'RE JUST THE SAME ♪
433
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,860
♪ REALLY HATE
THOSE GIANTS ♪
434
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,202
♪ DWARVES ♪
435
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:16,206
♪ LET'S PUT 'EM
IN THEIR PLACES ♪
436
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,868
♪ I'M GONNA KILL ME
A GIANT ♪
437
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:19,919
♪ BRING IT ♪
438
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:21,621
[ WHISTLES ]
439
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:22,622
♪ YOU DWARF ♪
440
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,584
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
441
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:29,549
TAKE THAT, YOU DWARF!
442
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,930
I'M A GIANT!
443
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:31,761
OH, SORRY, SORRY.
444
00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:32,972
YAAH!
445
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,224
OHH!
WHAT THE -- I'M A DWARF!
446
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:35,385
OH. MY BAD.
447
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,228
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
448
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:41,271
EVERYONE -- TIME-OUT!
449
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,396
SHOW OF HANDS --
WHO HERE'S A DWARF?
450
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,280
RIGHT.
AND WHO'S A GIANT?
451
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,651
[ BODY THUDS ]
452
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,403
WELL, THIS ISN'T
GOING TO WORK.
453
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:56,616
OKAY, OKAY.
LET'S GO SHIRTS AND SKINS.
454
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,748
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
455
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,251
[ CRASHING ]
456
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,502
ROBERTA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
457
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:03,753
FIXING THE BRIDGE.
458
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,505
YOU'RE FIGHTING OVER NOTHING.
459
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,836
[ HORSE NICKERS ]
460
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,838
YOU'VE BEEN SO BUSY ARGUING
THIS WHOLE JOURNEY
461
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,131
THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT YOU
ACTUALLY NEED EACH OTHER.
462
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,473
HA! PLEASE.
I DO NOT NEED HIM.
463
00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:16,095
WHAT'S BEEN YOUR SOLE PURPOSE
THIS ENTIRE TIME, HUH?
464
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,768
BEEN TRYING TO ROUSE AN ARMY
TO RESCUE ISABELLA.
465
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,020
MM. AND HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU
GOT TO JOIN YOUR QUEST?
466
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,103
ONE.
467
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,275
YOU GOT SOMEONE
TO JOIN YOU?
468
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,276
WHO IS IT?
DO I KNOW HIM?
469
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:28,938
YOU, RICHARD.
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU.
470
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,940
OH.
471
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,492
[ SIGHS ]
ROBERTA'S RIGHT.
472
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,824
I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN USING
SO MANY HORRIBLE WORDS
473
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,656
TO DESCRIBE YOU THAT...
474
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,538
I'VE FORGOTTEN THE ONE
THAT DESCRIBES YOU BEST.
475
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:39,659
"MUSKY"?
476
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,451
LOYAL.
477
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,795
FORGIVE ME.
478
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,797
REJOIN MY QUEST.
479
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,799
IT WOULD BE MY HONOR.
480
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:52,632
BUT FIRST, I MUST ASK...
481
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,886
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TAD COOPER
IS ACTUALLY A DRAGON?
482
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,017
[ SIGHS ]
483
00:18:58,017 --> 00:18:59,639
I BELIEVE...
484
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,851
YOU BELIEVE HE IS.
485
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,224
I KNEW IT.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
486
00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:06,025
HE BELIEVES IN US,
TAD COOPER.
487
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,188
RIGHT, WELL, NOW ALL
THE FIGHTING'S OVER,
488
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,149
OFF TO HORTENSIA.
489
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,151
ACTUALLY,
I THINK WE NEED TO BOW OUT.
490
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,983
BEFORE WE DO
ANY MORE FIGHTING,
491
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,486
I THINK THERE'S A CERTAIN BRIDGE
THAT NEEDS OUR ATTENTION.
492
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,539
WHAT SAY YOU, GIANT?
493
00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:21,541
RIGHT YOU ARE, DWARF.
494
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,663
RIGHT YOU ARE.
495
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,496
NOW, GIVE ME THAT LITTLE HAND
OF YOURS.
496
00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:28,338
[ ALL CHEERING ]
497
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,341
♪♪
498
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:35,054
HEY, THERE, FRIEND.
499
00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,176
GOT A PAIR OF TICKETS
TO TONIGHT'S JOUST.
500
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,929
THIRD ROW.
WANT TO GO?
501
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,681
LAST TIME I SAT THERE,
I CAUGHT A TOOTH --
502
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,062
AND I STILL HAVE IT.
503
00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:44,394
NO, THANKS.
504
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:45,515
BUT YOU LOVE VIOLENCE.
505
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,856
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I THINK
506
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,268
IT'D BE BETTER IF YOU WENT
WITHOUT ME.
507
00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:49,939
YOU SHOULD GO RIGHT NOW.
508
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,020
Madalena: IS IT HIM?
509
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:51,941
AW, CRAP.
510
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:55,575
MY QUEEN.
511
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,026
OH, DON'T YOU
"MY QUEEN" ME.
512
00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:59,028
I'M BAD NEWS, AM I?
513
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,740
YOU TOLD HER WHAT I SAID.
514
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,871
ONLY THAT LITTLE BIT.
515
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:03,453
I'LL RIP HIS HEART OUT,
516
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,745
AND YOU DON'T MEAN
SYMBOLICALLY?
517
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,126
OKAY, I TOLD HER
THE WHOLE THING.
518
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,628
I'M MORE "SHREW"
THAN WOMAN?
519
00:20:08,628 --> 00:20:09,749
AND I MADE SOME STUFF UP.
520
00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,541
WHAT ABOUT THE BRO CODE?!
521
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,593
I KNOW!
522
00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:14,884
I'M STARTING
TO REALLY LIKE HER.
523
00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:17,046
AND SHE'S SUPER-PRETTY.
524
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,968
WE JUST STARTED TALKING AND --
I THINK YOU BETTER RUN.
525
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,640
GUARDS!
KILL HIM.
526
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:30,940
TURNS OUT
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
527
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,322
♪ HEY, THERE, OLD BUDDY ♪
528
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,914
♪ YOU KNOW
WHAT I BELIEVE IN? ♪
529
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,458
♪ I THINK WE'RE
GONNA PULL THROUGH ♪
530
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,579
♪ ME TOO ♪
531
00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,250
♪ ME THREE ♪
532
00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:59,759
♪ YES, I BELIEVE SOMETHING
MIGHT JUST HAVE STARTED ♪
533
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:04,644
♪ AND I BELIEVE I'LL BE JOINING
THE DEAR DEPARTED ♪
534
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:10,440
♪ AND I BELIEVE I HAVE
A WEDDING PLANNER TO SEE ♪
535
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,815
♪ BETTER BELIEVE IT ♪
536
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,487
HIS ASS BELONGS TO ME.
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