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THIS WAS A HALLWAY!
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HALLWAY, HALLWAY,
HALLWAY,
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MY ROOM,
FIREPLACE!
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THIS IS WHERE I KEPT MY FORMAL
CROWNS, MY CASUAL CROWNS,
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MY "JUST FOR FUN" CROWNS.
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YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY
WHERE MY CASTLE WAS!
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OKAY, ARE WE DONE?
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BECAUSE I EITHER NEED TO FIND
YOUR ARMY
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OR I NEED TO GO
AND FIND ANOTHER ONE
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SO I CAN GO
AND SAVE ISABELLA.
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OH, RELAX, CHISEL CHIN.
YOU'LL GET MY ARMY.
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I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE THEY WENT,
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AND IF THEY TOOK MY CASTLE
WITH THEM.
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STRANGEST THING --
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I-I KNOW I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS VILLAGE BEFORE,
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AND YET SOMEHOW IT SEEMS
ODDLY FAMILIAR TO ME.
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I SAY, PEASANT,
I HAVE A QUESTION,
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AND PLEASE
DON'T GET ALL STAR-STRUCK
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BECAUSE I'M SPEAKING TO YOU
DIRECTLY.
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NO WAY!
IT'S YOU!
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I KNOW.
YOU'RE FLUSTERED.
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GUYS, LOOK, IT'S SIR GALAVANT,
THE FAMOUS KNIGHT!
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[ ALL MURMURING ]
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HELLO. HI.
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WHAT A THRILL!
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IS THERE PERHAPS SOMEONE ELSE
HERE YOU RECOGNIZE?
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MAYBE...YOUR KING?
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OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
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GREETINGS, LOWLY ONES!
IT IS I, KING RICHARD!
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I HAVE RETURNED!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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SO, I HAVE A QUESTION.
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO MY CASTLE?!
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YEAH, WE, UH --
WE SORT OF TORE IT DOWN
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TO MAKE HOMES AND SHOPS
FOR EVERYBODY.
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OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
THE FAMILIARITY.
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YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN?!
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I DEMAND YOU REBUILD IT
IMMEDIATELY,
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OR I WILL HAVE EVERY ONE OF YOU
DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND --
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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W-WHY ARE THEY NOT SCURRYING
TO DO MY BIDDING?
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OH, WELL,
HERE'S THE THING.
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WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GO IN SEARCH
OF THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA,
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WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FAIR.
THAT'S ON ME.
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I SHOULD'VE SENT A PIGEON
OR TWO.
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YEAH,
BUT WHILE YOU WERE AWAY,
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WE REALIZED THAT A KING
IS ONLY A KING
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IF THE PEOPLE SAY HE IS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
AND IF THEY DON'T,
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WELL, HE'S JUST A MAN
WITH A METAL HAT
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WHO'S ONLY IN CHARGE
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BECAUSE HIS FATHER WORE
A METAL HAT BEFORE HIM,
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WHICH IS PRETTY CRAZY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU KNOW, HE'S --
HE'S GOT A POINT.
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IT IS PRETTY CRAZY.
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HMM. SO, THEN WE CAME TOGETHER
AND ASKED OURSELVES,
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"WHAT IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT
WAY OF DOING THINGS?
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A BETTER WAY?
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A FAIRER WAY?"
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OH, NO.
I KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
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♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
SOMETHING NEW IN THE DOMINION ♪
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♪ SINCE YOU WENT AWAY ♪
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♪ WITH NO KING UPON THE THRONE ♪
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♪ WE'VE ALL BEEN LEFT ALONE ♪
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♪ TO BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪
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RIGHT.
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♪ WHAT IF EVERY SINGLE SOUL
WITH AN OPINION ♪
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♪ GOT TO HAVE THEIR SAY? ♪
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♪ IF ON EVERY POINT OF NOTE,
WE SIMPLY TOOK A VOTE ♪
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♪ WE'D BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪
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SO, THE BUTCHER
GETS A VOTE?
YEP!
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THE BAKER GETS A VOTE?
YEP!
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♪ AND EVERYONE
WHO COULDN'T VOTE BEFORE ♪
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♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
THE WOMEN ♪
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♪ AND WE WON'T LET HIM
OR HIM IN ♪
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♪ WE MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE ♪
♪ EXCEPT THE POOR ♪
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PROGRESSIVE
FOR THE MIDDLE AGES.
EH.
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♪ THEN WE VOTE ON EVERY
PRESSING PUBLIC QUESTION ♪
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♪ EITHER ♪
YAY!
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♪ OR ♪
NAY!
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NICE.
♪ EVERYBODY GETS TO CHOOSE ♪
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♪ EXCEPT
THE YOU-KNOW-WHOS ♪
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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE
A STATEMENT OR SUGGESTION ♪
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♪ SIMPLY STAND ♪
OH!
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♪ AND HEY! ♪
HIM?!
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♪ EVERY PERSON
COUNTS THE SAME ♪
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♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
THE LAME ♪
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-♪ AND THE LEPERS ♪
-♪ AND THE GINGERS ♪
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-♪ AND THE WITCHES ♪
-♪ AND THE HEATHENS ♪
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-♪ AND THE BASTARDS ♪
-♪ AND THE GYPSIES ♪
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-♪ AND THE COMMIES ♪
-♪ AND THE HIPPIES ♪
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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪
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♪ A FAIR AND SQUARE TOMORROW ♪
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♪ A MORE AWARE TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪
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♪ SO, WE ALL WILL MARCH TOGETHER
TOWARDS THE FUTURE ♪
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♪ WELL, NOT ALL PER SE ♪
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♪ JUST THE ONES
WHO LOOK LIKE ME ♪
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♪ IT'S CALLED
DEMOCRACY-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
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-♪ THE LANDED ♪
-♪ AND THE WEALTHY ♪
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-♪ AND THE PIOUS ♪
-♪ AND THE HEALTHY ♪
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-♪ AND THE STRAIGHT ONES ♪
-♪ AND THE PALES ONES ♪
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♪ AND WE ONLY MEAN
THE MALES ONES ♪
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♪ IF YOU'RE ALL OF THE ABOVE,
THEN YOU'RE OK-A-A-A-AY ♪
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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪
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♪ HERE
TOD-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AY ♪
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WELL, THAT IS INTRIGUING --
VOTING WHO TO FIGHT.
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IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO BRING UP
LOOKING FOR AN ARMY AGAIN,
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I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WILL FREAK OUT
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BECAUSE I JUST LOST
MY [BLEEP] CASTLE!
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TOUCHY.
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HELLO, MY FRIEND.
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RICHARD!
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SURPRISE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, JUST THOUGHT
I'D POP IN FOR A VISIT.
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COME HERE, YOU.
GIVE US A HUG.
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[ CROWN CLATTERS ]
OH.
MY FAVORITE CROWN.
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DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET IT.
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WHAT THE HEY, GARETH?
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AAH!
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OH, BLOODY HELL.
NOT AGAIN!
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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THAT IS THE THIRD TIME
THIS WEEK
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THE KING HAS WOKEN ME
BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING!
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I THINK HE'S HAVING BAD DREAMS,
MY QUEEN.
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I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
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HOW DO I DO THAT?
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NOT MY PROBLEM.
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WHAT IS MY PROBLEM IS
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HIS SCREAMING IS INTERRUPTING
MY BEAUTY SLEEP,
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AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN A QUEEN LOSES
HER BEAUTY SLEEP?
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SHE CAN SLEEP IN LATER
BECAUSE SHE'S A QUEEN
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AND SHE CAN DO
WHATEVER SHE WANTS?
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SHE COULD GET A WRINKLE.
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AND IF SHE GETS A WRINKLE...
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SHE'LL MAKE SURE
YOU GET A WRINKLE.
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ON YOUR NECK!
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I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT BEING VERY CLEAR.
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I'M REALLY TIRED.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
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IF YOU DON'T FIX IT,
I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT.
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OKAY? NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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[ GASPS ]
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Jester: "NO.
I NEVER LOVED YOU, ISABELLA."
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"BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
GALAVANT."
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"TOO BAD, SUCKER.
I'M OUTIE."
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PLAY IT AGAIN.
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OH, APOLOGIES, MY LADY,
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BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S HEALTHY
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TO KEEP RELIVING THIS BREAKUP
WITH GALAVANT?
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I SAID, PLAY IT AGAIN.
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[ SIGHS ]
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"I'M GALAVANT, THE JERKIEST JERK
IN ALL THE LAND!"
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EXCUSE US, JESTER.
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MAY WE HAVE A MOMENT
WITH OUR DAUGHTER?
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OH, THANK GOD.
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[ BELLS JINGLING ]
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SWEETHEART...
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AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY SORRY
ABOUT GALAVANT DITCHING YOU.
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HE DROPPED YOU
LIKE A PLAGUE RAT.
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BUT IT'S BEEN
SEVERAL DAYS,
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AND THAT BIOLOGICAL SUNDIAL
OF YOURS CONTINUES TO GROW LONG
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU'RE 25!
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MY MOTHER WAS
A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER BY THEN!
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AND WHILE WE'RE HAPPY
YOU AGREED
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TO BE FORCED TO MARRY
YOUR COUSIN,
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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START
MAKING SOME DECISIONS, HMM?
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AT LEAST MEET
THE WEDDING PLANNER.
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HE'S VERY EXCITED
TO MEET YOU.
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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ANY OF IT
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IF I'M NOT MARRYING
SOMEONE I LOVE.
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[ Laughing ]
OH, SWEETHEART!
[ LAUGHS ]
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MARRIAGE ISN'T ABOUT LOVE!
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[ FINGERS SNAP ]
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO MR. WORMWOOD!
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PRINCESS ISABELLA,
HOW DELIGHTFUL.
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CHESTER WORMWOOD OF
WORMWOOD WEDDINGS AND EVENTS.
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I'M HERE SOLELY TO SERVE
YOUR EVERY WISH AND DESIRE.
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Peasant John:
THIS IS OUR NEW REC CENTER.
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WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH...MY...GOD.
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THOSE CURTAINS USED TO BE
MY SHEETS.
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I KNOW BECAUSE
I HAD THE R's EMBROIDERED
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WITH THE PLUCKED HAIRS OF
ALL THE KINGDOM'S REDHEADS!
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YOU'LL FIND WE'VE TURNED
EVERYTHING FROM THE CASTLE
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INTO SOMETHING
FOR THE COMMON GOOD.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING
SOME BIG SURPRISE
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WHERE YOU'RE GONNA WHEEL AWAY
SOME HUGE WAGON
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TO REVEAL YOU'VE REBUILT
MY CASTLE BUT ONLY BETTER, HUH?
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[ LAUGHS ]
SORRY, BUDDY.
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AH! OH!
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"BUDDY!"
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OH, GREAT.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS NOW.
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IT'S NOT "MY KING"
OR "YOUR WORSHIP"
OR "YOUR HIGHNESS."
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IT'S "BUDDY."
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GOD!
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I HAVE A QUESTION.
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DO YOU STILL HAVE AN ARMY?
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A CITIZEN'S ARMY, YEAH.
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GOOD. I'D LIKE TO USE IT
TO INVADE HORTENSIA.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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REALLY?
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WELL, HANG ON.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY.
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE?
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OH, YEAH.
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TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S
A TOWN-HALL MEETING TONIGHT
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WHERE ANYBODY CAN BRING UP
NEW BUSINESS.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A SHOT THERE?
OKAY.
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NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE
A FREE PEOPLE EVER VOTING
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TO SEND AN ARMY INTO AN
OPEN-ENDED FOREIGN CONFLICT
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WHICH PROFITS ONLY THE FEW.
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THAT WOULD BE MADNESS.
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WELL, S-SURE.
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BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING
ONE THING.
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THIS SMILE.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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OH, YEAH.
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OH, YEAH.
IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
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Woman: HELP, HELP!
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THAT'S MY TUNIC!
GET OFF, GET OFF!
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SIR, HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING
BAD DREAMS? [ GRUNTS ]
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WHO'S BEEN TELLING YOU
I'M HAVING BAD DREAMS?
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THE QUEEN!
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SHE'S HEARD YOU SCREAMING
AT NIGHT AND WANTS ME TO HELP!
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COME HERE.
[ GASPS ]
OH, GOD, THIS IS IT!
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[ WHIMPERS ]
SHUT UP!
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I'M NOT GONNA KILL YA!
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[ SIGHS ]
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YES, OKAY.
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I'VE BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS
ABOUT KING RICHARD.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I HAD A RECURRING NIGHTMARE.
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BUT THEN MY MOM HELPED ME
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT,
237
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AND IT WENT AWAY.
238
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NO, THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED
THAN THAT.
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IT'S MORE OF A RIDDLE.
240
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I'M ALWAYS HOLDING
KING RICHARD'S CROWN!
241
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HE'S ACCUSING ME
OF BETRAYING HIM.
242
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YEAH,
THAT'S A REAL ENIGMA.
243
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DO YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING --
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I DON'T KNOW --
A LITTLE...GUILTY?
245
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WHAT'S "GUILTY"?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, UM...
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WHEN YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
249
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THAT'S NOT A THING!
250
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I'M WASTING MY TIME
TALKING TO YOU!
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[ SIGHS ]
252
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[ GULPS ]
253
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Galavant:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
254
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HOW ABOUT "DIE FOR THE GUY
WHO WANTS HIS GAL"?
255
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SEE, "GAL" IS A PLAY
ON YOUR NAME, AND IT RHYMES.
256
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:42,833
YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOOD.
257
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I JUST THINK
IT'S A BIT DUMB FOR ME.
258
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OH, OH,
BUT IT'S NOT TOO DUMB FOR ME?
259
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CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SLOGAN
FOR A STUPID ELECTION.
260
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I'M NOT A WRITER.
I'M NOT A CASTLE OWNER.
261
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I'M NOT A KING.
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[ SIGHS ]
DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?
263
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DO WHAT? REALIZE I'M IN
THE DARKEST HOUR OF MY SOUL?!
264
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[ SIGHS ]
265
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JUST GO WIN
YOUR STUPID ELECTION.
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OKAY.
267
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HELLO.
Woman: HELLO.
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GALAVANT.
Man: IT'S AN HONOR.
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[ SCOFFS ]
ARE ALL THE STORIES TRUE?
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HI. KING RICHARD.
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OR IS IT JUST "RICHARD"?
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00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:19,449
HONESTLY,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM.
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♪♪
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OOH!
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♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪
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♪ WHAT A HAPPY GUY I'D BE ♪
277
00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:31,712
♪ I WOULD DO ALL KINDS
OF BLACKSMITH STUFF ♪
278
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:34,384
♪ IN MY BLACKSMITHERY ♪
279
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♪ I WOULD HIT THE THING
WITH THE OTHER THING ♪
280
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♪ TILL I MADE
A DIFFERENT THING ♪
281
00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,972
♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪
282
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NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT.
283
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BESIDES, I'D GET FILTHY.
284
00:10:45,856 --> 00:10:47,567
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BETTER.
285
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OOH!
286
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:52,152
♪ IF I WERE A FRIENDLY FARMER ♪
287
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,484
♪ WOULDN'T THAT BE,
OH, SO SWEET? ♪
288
00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:56,697
♪ I'D BE PLANTING GREENS
AND LOTS OF BEANS ♪
289
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,329
♪ AND OTHER THINGS TO EAT ♪
290
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:02,082
♪ THEN I'D PLANT SOME EGGS,
THEN A COUPLE PIGS ♪
291
00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:03,914
♪ THEN A YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ♪
292
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,495
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
293
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,918
BESIDES,
ANY MORON CAN PLANT A CAKE.
294
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:12,052
I WANT TO BE SPECIAL,
NEEDED, LIKED.
295
00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:13,844
I'VE GOT IT!
296
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:16,887
♪ IF I WERE A MERRY BREWER ♪
297
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,259
♪ THAT WOULD BE A GRAND CAREER ♪
298
00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:21,681
♪ I WOULD PICK THE GRAPES
AND PEEL THE GRAPES ♪
299
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,014
♪ AND STOMP THEM INTO BEER ♪
300
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,186
DAMN IT! [ SIGHS ]
301
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,270
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING
EXCEPT BE A KING.
302
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,023
NO ONE WANTS ME TO BE A KING.
303
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:37,367
♪ IF I'M JUST A JOLLY NOTHING ♪
304
00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,700
♪ WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ♪
305
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,745
♪ I DON'T HAVE A SKILL,
NO NICHE TO FILL ♪
306
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:48,378
♪ NO ONE TO COME HOME TO ♪
307
00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:50,380
♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪
308
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,042
♪ DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIT ♪
309
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:57,467
♪ DON'T KNOW WHO TO EVEN BE ♪
310
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♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY ♪
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♪ TAILOR ♪
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♪ JUGGLER ♪
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♪ BARBER ♪
314
00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:07,057
♪ WET NURSE ♪
315
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:10,901
♪ CESSPOOL WORKER ♪
316
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:14,775
UGH, WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
317
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:21,912
♪ I WOULD STILL BE ME ♪
318
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,421
AH, THANK YOU.
319
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,924
AH, BARRY,
THE PRINCESS IS ON HER WAY.
320
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,256
NOW, REMEMBER,
NOT A WORD ABOUT MY PLAN.
321
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,677
THE WEDDING PLAN?
322
00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:39,179
I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHY SHE'S COMING.
323
00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:41,761
NO, THE EVIL PLAN,
YOU IDIOT --
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00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,644
THE ONE TO CONTROL HER MIND
WITH THIS ENCHANTED TIARA
325
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,516
AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM.
326
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,477
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
327
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,688
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS THE SCHEME.
328
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:51,601
NO, THE SCHEME
IS THE COLORS.
329
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,813
I'M CONFUSED.
330
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,694
[ SCOFFS,
INHALES DEEPLY ]
331
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,606
BARRY,
I SWEAR TO GOD...
332
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,488
OKAY, FOR CLARITY'S SAKE,
FROM NOW ON,
333
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,110
WE'LL CALL IT
"THE WEDDING PLAN,"
334
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,112
"THE EVIL PLOT,"
AND "THE COLOR SCHEME."
335
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,864
GOT IT? GOOD.
336
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:05,165
OH, SHE'S HERE.
BE COOL.
337
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,497
PRINCESS ISABELLA!
338
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:10,170
HOW DELIGHTFUL.
WELCOME.
339
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,042
LET'S JUST GET THIS
OVER WITH.
340
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,374
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE,
AND I DON'T CARE.
341
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:15,795
DECISIONS MADE.
LET'S GO.
342
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,127
ISABELLA.
343
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:19,009
MOTHER, I MAY HAVE AGREED
TO GET MARRIED,
344
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,181
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY
ABOUT IT.
345
00:13:21,181 --> 00:13:24,474
OH, BUT, MY DEAR,
I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR YOU.
346
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,187
TRUST ME,
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
347
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:30,020
♪ FIRST, WE GET
TO CHOOSE INVITATIONS ♪
348
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,983
♪ MAKE A LIST
OF DISTANT RELATIONS ♪
349
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,694
♪ THEN WE CAN DECIDE
ON BRIDESMAIDS ♪
350
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,316
♪ YOU NEED ABOUT 20 ♪
351
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,068
YOU'RE JOKING?
TELL ME HE'S JOKING. PLEASE?
352
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,491
♪ NEXT, WE'LL TRY ON
DOZENS OF DRESSES ♪
353
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,743
♪ SETTLE ON A 'DO
FOR YOUR TRESSES ♪
354
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:44,995
♪ AND WE'RE WELL
ON OUR WAY ♪
355
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:47,827
♪ TO THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE ♪
356
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,579
RIGHT, SO, IF WE'RE JUST --
YEAH.
357
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,831
♪ WE'LL PICK YOUR FLORIST ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
358
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,163
♪ AND THEN SELECT
A MANICURIST ♪
359
00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:54,664
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
360
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,756
♪ YOU'LL WANT TO REGISTER
AT ALL THE TOP STALLS ♪
361
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,168
♪ WITHIN THE TOWN WALLS ♪
362
00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,670
♪ NO DOUBT ♪
KILL ME NOW.
363
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,093
♪ NEXT ON THE CHECKLIST ♪
364
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,056
♪ WE'LL GET YOU BRACELETTED
AND NECKLACED ♪
365
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,348
♪ JUST WAIT AND SEE
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE WEDDING ♪
366
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,061
♪ WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT ♪
367
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:13,233
PLEASE, GOD,
MAKE IT STOP.
368
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,685
♪ THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
SPRUCE UP THE VENUE ♪
369
00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:19,029
♪ FIGURE OUT
A 30-COURSE MENU ♪
THIS IS INSANE.
370
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,610
♪ FIND A GUY
TO DRAW SOME PICTURES ♪
371
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,112
♪ YOU'RE GOING
TO WANT PLENTY ♪
372
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,284
♪ LA, LA, LA,
LA LA, LA-LA-LA ♪
373
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:27,077
♪ PLUS, WE MUST AUDITION
SOME BANDS, TOO ♪
374
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,868
♪ CHOOSE THE SONG YOU'LL DO
YOUR FIRST DANCE TO ♪
375
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,041
♪ THE WHOLE STUPID CLICHé ♪
376
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,203
♪ ON THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE ♪
377
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,045
UGH.
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
378
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:36,296
♪ AND UP ON YOUR HEAD ♪
379
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,587
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
380
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,049
♪ GLOWING RIGHT ABOVE
YOUR FOREHEAD ♪
381
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,550
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
382
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,552
♪ YOU WILL WEAR
THIS LITTLE PRESENT FROM ME ♪
383
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,055
♪ ENCHANTED TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ♪
384
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,306
UNH!
385
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:47,597
♪ AND ONCE IT'S ON YOU ♪
386
00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:48,969
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
387
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,390
♪ IT WILL CAST
A SPELL UPON YOU ♪
388
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,721
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
389
00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,813
♪ YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING
I TELL YOU TO DO ♪
390
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,315
♪ AND RULING THROUGH YOU ♪
391
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:56,726
♪ I'LL SEIZE FULL COMMAND ♪
392
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,278
♪ GET RID OF THE PRINCE ♪
393
00:14:58,278 --> 00:14:59,569
♪ INSTALL MY OWN MEN ♪
394
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:01,111
♪ TAKE OVER THE THRONE ♪
395
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,283
♪ TILL I'M IN COMPLETE... ♪
396
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,734
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
MOVE ALONG.
397
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:11,081
♪ WHAT ARE YOU ALL
STANDING AROUND FOR? ♪
398
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,833
♪ WE'VE GOT AN AFFAIR
TO BREAK GROUND FOR ♪
399
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,085
♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO ♪
400
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:18,338
♪ GUESS WHO IS BECOMING A WIFE ♪
401
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,090
[ CHEERS ]
402
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,592
♪ TRUE, MY HUSBAND'S ONLY 11 ♪
403
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,924
♪ STILL, THE WEDDING'S
GONNA BE HEAVEN ♪
404
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,926
♪ GO AND GET MY BOUQUET ♪
405
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,599
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪
406
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,762
♪ COUSIN HARRY WILL PAY ♪
407
00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:34,474
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪
408
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,268
♪ NOW YOU'RE UNDER
MY SWAY ♪
409
00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:40,770
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪
410
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,771
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
UNH!
411
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,118
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF MOVING THE DRINKING WELL
412
00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,279
AWAY FROM THE GRAVEYARD
SAY, "YEA."
413
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,950
YEA!
YEA!
414
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,534
SO, THEY WOULD PREFER TO DECIDE
THEIR FATE BY MAJORITY OPINION
415
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,286
RATHER THAN BEING RULED
BY ME,
416
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:59,289
WHOSE RIGHT TO KINGSHIP
WAS PASSED DOWN FROM ANCESTORS
417
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:02,292
SAID TO BE A GOD
AND A MERMAID.
418
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,633
FOOLS.
419
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,345
WHAT ARE YOU?
THE TOWN DRUNK?
420
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:06,676
I WISH.
421
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,888
AT LEAST THEN I'D KNOW
WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.
422
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,300
THAT POSITION
WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
423
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,853
[ VOMITING ]
LUCKY BASTARD.
424
00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:16,356
RIGHT, THAT CONCLUDES
ALL OLD BUSINESS,
425
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,898
UH, BUT I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE
ONE BIT OF NEW BUSINESS.
426
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:21,561
GALAVANT,
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
427
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,653
[ ALL MURMURING ]
428
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:26,066
HELLO. GALAVANT.
429
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,199
I'VE COME TO ASK
TO TAKE YOUR ARMY TO HORTENSIA
430
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:31,491
TO RESCUE MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
431
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,373
WHO? MADALENA?
432
00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,035
NO. ISABELLA.
433
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,746
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY DO THIS?
434
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,998
I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE
EXPLAINING THIS PROPERLY.
435
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,920
YOU SEE, ISABELLA IS ACTUALLY
BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
436
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,002
WE KNOW.
IN VALENCIA.
437
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,715
UH, NO.
AGAIN, THAT'S MADALENA.
438
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,757
ISABELLA IS IN HORTENSIA.
439
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,009
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
440
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,511
[ ALL MURMURING ]
NO, I DO.
441
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,012
YOU'RE JUST NOT LISTENING.
442
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,056
IT'S TRUE LOVE, PEOPLE.
I JUST NEED YOUR VOTE. PLEASE?
443
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,018
[ ALL MURMURING ]
444
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,272
UH, DIE FOR THE GUY
WHO LOVES HIS GAL?
445
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,603
BOO!
446
00:17:03,603 --> 00:17:04,944
[ ALL BOOING ]
447
00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,696
CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
448
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:09,529
LOOK, HEY, LISTEN --
HERO?! MORE LIKE ZERO!
449
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,910
Woman: YOU SUCK!
450
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,412
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING!
451
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,118
STANDING BEFORE YOU
IS A MAN OF NOBLE INTENTION,
452
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:20,460
A MAN WHO KNOWS
WHAT HIS PURPOSE IS --
453
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,041
TO BE A HERO!
454
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,923
AND I ADMIRE THAT.
455
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:26,756
WHILE I AM NO LONGER
YOUR KING...
456
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:29,629
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D LIKE
TO PUT IT TO A QUICK VOTE?
457
00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:31,551
ALL IN FAVOR?
YES?
458
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,633
ANYONE? HMM? NO?
459
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,054
FINE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
460
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,267
BUT IF I WERE STILL
YOUR KING,
461
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:40,270
I WOULD FORCE EVERY ONE OF YOU
TO JOIN THIS MAN'S ARMY,
462
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,891
NOT BECAUSE I WAS A TYRANT
AND A TERRIBLE LEADER
463
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:43,233
WHO HOSTED BABY FIGHTS,
464
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,894
WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WEIRD
AND NOT THAT ENTERTAINING,
465
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,396
EVEN AFTER THE ADDITION
OF THE COBRA,
466
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:49,779
BUT BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS RARE
AND WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
467
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,492
IT IS LIFE'S
GREATEST PURPOSE.
468
00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:54,614
SO...
469
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:58,408
AS SOMEONE
WHO IS "NOT" YOUR KING...
470
00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:00,330
I ASK...
471
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,253
WHO WILL JOIN THIS FIGHT
FOR TRUE LOVE?
472
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,757
[ ALL MURMURING ]
473
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,509
I WILL JOIN, KING RICHARD!
474
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:15,094
WELL, THERE WE GO.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
475
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,807
RIGHT.
WHO'S NEXT?
476
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,429
[ MAN COUGHING ]
477
00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,981
ANYONE AT ALL?
478
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,023
[ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
[ MURMURING ]
479
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:26,105
WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY
UNCOMFORTABLE.
480
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,277
PBHT.
481
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,534
AAH!
482
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,035
[ BLOWS ]
483
00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:37,697
YOU DID THIS TO ME!
484
00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:39,949
AAH!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
485
00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,202
Shh! Are you trying
to get me killed?!
486
00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:44,874
I SAW HIS HEAD!
IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
487
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,456
AND IT WAS GIVING ME
THAT LOOK.
488
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:50,340
MY KING,
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
489
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,212
RICHARD WAS YOUR FRIEND.
490
00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:56,055
AND, YES, YOU TOOK HIS THRONE
AND HIS QUEEN AND HIS KINGDOM
491
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,557
AND HIS FAVORITE SHIRTS
AND HIS WEEKLY BRIDGE GAME --
492
00:18:57,557 --> 00:18:59,058
OH, GET ON WITH IT!
493
00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:03,062
BUT THE FACT YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT IT IS A GOOD THING.
494
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:06,976
IT MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY,
SURPRISINGLY, HUMAN.
495
00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:09,148
MAYBE I DO FEEL GUILTY.
496
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,403
I DO MISS
THE OLD BASTARD.
497
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,536
LOOK,
THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING
498
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:17,827
MY MOTHER USED TO DO
FOR MY DREAMS.
499
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,334
♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪
500
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,836
♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪
501
00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:30,089
♪ BAD DREAMS
OUT OF HIS HEAD ♪
502
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,672
♪ IT'S TIME TONIGHT ♪
503
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,345
♪ FOR DREAMS OF FRIGHT ♪
504
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:39,349
♪ TO LEAVE
THIS LITTLE BOY'S BED ♪
505
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,184
THERE'S ONE MORE
IN THERE.
506
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,856
OH.
507
00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:56,276
SO, WHAT NOW?
508
00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:59,028
I'M OFF TO HORTENSIA
TO RESCUE ISABELLA,
509
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:01,371
RECRUIT SOME SOLDIERS
ALONG THE WAY,
510
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:04,083
AND AFTER THAT, MARCH TO
VALENCIA TO RECLAIM HER KINGDOM.
511
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,916
WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE.
512
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,459
YOUR OLD PAL RICK'S
GONNA JOIN YOU!
513
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,381
WHAT? NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
514
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,713
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STAY
HERE AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE.
515
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,635
AND I DID.
I REALIZED I'M THE GUY
516
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,046
WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU RESCUE
ISABELLA.
517
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,798
EVEN THOUGH,
TECHNICALLY,
518
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,470
I'M THE GUY WHO STARTED
THE WHOLE DISASTER.
519
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,051
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
520
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:23,803
WHY NOT?
521
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,975
AWESOME!
YOU, ME, ROBERTA.
522
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,397
OH, THIS IS ROBERTA,
BY THE WAY.
523
00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:29,399
DO YOU REMEMBER HER
FROM -- FROM THE ELECTION?
524
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,560
SHE STOOD UP,
PLEDGED TO JOIN ME.
525
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,901
Watch this.
526
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,113
OH, ROBERTA?
527
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,775
YES, MY KING?
528
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,236
SHE CALLS ME "KING."
529
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
OH, MY GOD.
530
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,989
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
SO MUCH FUN!
531
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:40,910
NO, IT'S NOT.
532
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,452
WELL,
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
533
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,664
I STOLE THESE HORSES AND JUST
SET FIRE TO THE REC CENTER.
534
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,786
DISMANTLE MY CASTLE,
WILL YOU?
535
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,669
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
536
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,085
PRINCESS ISABELLA,
537
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,678
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY?
538
00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,431
[ SIGHS ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
539
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,433
I'VE SET A DATE
FOR MY WEDDING.
540
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:07,597
IT'S IN SIX WEEKS,
AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED!
541
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:10,440
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
542
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,602
[ FANFARE ]
543
00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:14,944
DOES SOMETHING SEEM DIFFERENT
ABOUT PRINCESS ISABELLA?
544
00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:18,318
WHO CARES?
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED!
545
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,659
BOOM!
BOOM!
546
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,452
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]
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