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♪♪
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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I AM SO SICK OF TRAVELING.
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HEY, CAN YOU GET CANCER
FROM WALKING?
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BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE
MY FEET ARE GETTING CANCER.
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[ Echoing ] SO BORED!
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[ GROANS ]
OH, PERFECT.
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MY BOOT BROKE.
UGH.
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FINE. FINE.
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[ PACK THUDS ]
YOU WIN.
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WE'LL CAMP HERE TONIGHT.
YOU HAPPY?
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BUT TOMORROW,
WE'RE GONNA FIX YOUR BOOT,
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I'M GONNA GET YOU
TO YOUR KINGDOM,
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DROP YOU OFF,
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AND THEN I CAN GO
AND RESCUE ISABELLA.
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SAVING
YOUR PRECIOUS ISABELLA.
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YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
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NOBODY DOES.
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EXCEPT FOR GARETH.
GARETH CARED.
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I MISS GARETH.
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I'M TRYING, ISABELLA.
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I'LL GET TO YOU, MY LOVE.
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I PROMISE.
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♪♪
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[ LOCKS DISENGAGE ]
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YOU ASKED TO SEE ME,
MY LADY?
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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I THOUGHT
YOU'D ALREADY ESCAPED.
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I HAVE TO GIVE
YOU SOMETHING FIRST.
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IT'S THE AMULET OF VALENCIA.
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IT WAS GIVEN TO ME
AT MY BIRTH,
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AND I'VE WORN IT
EVERY DAY SINCE THEN.
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IT'S HELPED ME THROUGH
SOME DARK TIMES, AND --
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WHAT?
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WELL, NOTHING.
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IT'S JUST,
EVERY DAY YOU'VE WORN IT.
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I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
SEEN IT BEFORE.
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YES, EVERY DAY
SINCE I WAS BORN.
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WEIRD.
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WELL, I MEAN, I DO TAKE IT OFF
EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT --
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MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING
OF ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
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MM, NO, I SAW PLENTY OF YOU
WHEN WE WERE IN THAT DUNGEON.
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AND THEN ON THE WAY
FROM VALENCIA
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WHEN WE WENT THROUGH
SECURITY AT THE BORDER,
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WE HAD TO PUT ALL
OF OUR STUFF IN THAT BASKET.
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I'VE ALWAYS WORN IT,
OKAY?
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[ SIGHS ]
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LOOK, THE POINT IS,
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IT'S SPECIAL TO ME,
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AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT
TO MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER ME BY.
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WHEN DO YOU LEAVE?
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TOMORROW, WHEN THE HORNS SOUND
THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD.
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DO YOU THINK I'LL HAVE
ENOUGH TIME?
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OH, DEFINITELY.
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THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD
IS RIDICULOUSLY ELABORATE.
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PERFECT.
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GALAVANT AND I ONLY HAD
A SINGLE KISS,
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BUT SOON I'LL BE HOLDING
ONTO HIM,
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AND NOT JUST IN MEMORY.
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♪♪
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♪ IT WAS THE WORLD'S BEST KISS,
AND IT WAS UTTER BLISS ♪
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♪ THOUGH IT WAS MOISTER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ♪
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♪ IT WAS THE WORLD'S BEST KISS,
SAVE FOR THE AWKWARDNESS ♪
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♪ AND HOW WE FIT, WHICH I ADMIT,
FELT SORT OF WEIRD TO ME ♪
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Together: ♪ AND IN MY DREAMS,
I STILL CAN TASTE IT ♪
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♪ SLIGHTLY YEASTY ♪
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♪ ODDLY MUSTY ♪
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♪ DISTANCE AND TIME
HAVE NOT ERASED IT ♪
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♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE
A SINGLE THING ♪
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♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE
A SINGLE THING ♪
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♪ IT WAS AN AWFUL KISS ♪
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♪ KIND OF A TOTAL MISS ♪
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♪ CLUMSY AND FORCED ♪
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♪ WAY TOO MUCH TEETH ♪
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♪ MESSY AND WET ♪
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♪ FAR FROM
THE WORLD'S BEST KISS ♪
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♪ STILL,
I CAN TELL YOU THIS ♪
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♪ IT WAS A KISS I WON'T FORGET ♪
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
ALL NIGHT?
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YOU NEVER HANDED ME
THE [BLEEP] AMULET.
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OH. RIGHT.
SORRY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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♪♪
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SO, BRETT, WHAT'S ON
THE SCHEDJ FOR TODAY?
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UH, MY NAME IS SID,
YOUR...HIGHNESS.
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Sid: YOU HAVE A 9:00 REVIEW
OF THE TROOPS
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FOLLOWED BY
A NOON BURNING OF POETS,
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THEN LEECHES AND BLEEDING
AT 5:00.
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UGH,
5:00 LEECHES AND BLEEDING?
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WHY DO WE ALWAYS
SCHEDULE IT SO LATE?
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WELL,
WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP IT?
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I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S WITHIN
THE 24-HOUR CANCELLATION PERIOD,
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BUT WHO CARES?
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WICKED.
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PERHAPS YOU ARE THE GUY
RUTHLESS ENOUGH
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TO HELP ME INVADE
ALL SEVEN REALMS.
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♪♪
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I'M SORRY. WHAT --
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WHAT IS THAT
ABOVE THE FIREPLACE?
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OH, THAT IS
"DOGS JOUSTING."
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I THOUGHT
NOW I'M THE OFFICIAL KING,
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I'D PUT SOME OF ME OWN
PERSONAL TOUCHES
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AROUND THE THRONE ROOM.
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IT'S NICE.
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YEAH, IT'S GREAT,
ISN'T IT?
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HMM.
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Throw it in the moat,
Brett.
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[ GOAT BLEATS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, PRE-RENAISSANCE
PLEASURE FAIR.
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SO FUN!
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[ GASPS ]
THEY'VE GOT WHACK-A-SERF.
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WE HAVE TO PLAY.
NO, NO.
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JUST GIVE ME YOUR BOOTS
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SO I CAN TAKE THEM
TO THE COBBLER.
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I WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
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SOMEONE WOKE UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DIRT.
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I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SLEEP
VERY WELL.
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I DREAMT A VERY UPSETTING
MUSICAL NUMBER.
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JUST WANT TO KEEP MOVING.
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FINE.
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A UNICORN.
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NO WAY.
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OH -- OH,
AREN'T YOU GORGEOUS?
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OH, HELLO.
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[ Laughing ]
OH! STOP IT.
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STOP IT!
SILLY.
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EXCUSE ME, ANIMAL PERSON.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
THIS IS A REAL UNICORN?
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EASY.
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UNICORNS ARE DRAWN
TO CHILDREN
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AND THOSE WHO ARE PURE
OF BODY.
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WHAT'S THAT MEAN,
"PURE OF BODY"?
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THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN
WITH A LADY.
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YEAH, WELL, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
A FAKE UNICORN,
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BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME,
I'VE BEEN WITH PLENTY...OF...
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[ UNICORN WHINNIES ]
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I GOT TO GO.
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[ UNICORN WHINNIES ]
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CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR BOOTS
ARE GONNA TAKE ALL DAY?
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BLOODY ARTISANS.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BIG "G"?
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SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU.
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YOU'RE STILL ALL, "I'VE GOT
TO GET TO MY ISABELLA,"
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BUT TODAY IT'S MUCH MORE,
"MWAH."
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YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER
FOR MONTHS.
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AND IF I'M HONEST,
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WE'VE REALLY ONLY HAD
ONE ROMANTIC MOMENT TOGETHER.
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I MEAN,
WHAT IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH?
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YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT THE CRAPPY KISS.
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MY CRAP--
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THE KISS WITH HER IN VALENCIA
BEFORE YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT.
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[ Chuckling ]
I HEARD IT WAS TERRIBLE --
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LIKE, THE WORST.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
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GARETH ON THE BEACH
WHEN YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.
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WE WERE ALL CRACKING UP
ABOUT IT.
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APPARENTLY IT WAS THE TALK
OF THE DUNGEON.
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OH, COME ON, NOW.
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IF YOU'RE THAT WORRIED
ABOUT IT,
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I'VE GOT
JUST THE SOLUTION --
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THE FORTUNE TELLER.
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♪♪
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[ UNICORN SNORTS ]
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I DO NOT KNOW WHY
HE'S DOING THIS.
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[ LOCK DISENGAGES ]
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Prince Harry: YOO-HOO!
[ GASPS ]
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HERE I COME!
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK
WITH PRINCE HARRY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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TRYING TO ESCAPE.
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I HAVE TO GET
TO THE FRONT GATE
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SO I CAN SNEAK OUT DURING
THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD.
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GOOD IDEA.
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THAT CEREMONY'S
RIDICULOUSLY ELABORATE.
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ANYWAY, COME WITH ME.
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I'VE BEEN PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK
FOR WEEKS NOW.
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I KNOW THE PLACE
PRETTY WELL.
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BUT TREAD LIGHTLY,
FOR WE CANNOT GET CAUGHT.
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I HATE BEING HIT.
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HELLO, GREAT ONE.
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I AM EDWIN THE MAGNIFICENT.
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HELLO,
EDWIN THE MAGNIFICENT.
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I --
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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO YOU ARE.
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YOU ARE RICHARD,
THE KING FROM THE NORTH
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WITH YOUR FRIEND
GALAVANT.
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THAT WAS ACTUALLY
REALLY IMPRESSIVE.
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HE CALLED US FRIENDS.
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I'M SURE YOU KNOW
WE'RE ON A QUEST
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TO RETURN ME
TO MY KINGDOM
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AND TO RETURN GALAVANT
TO HIS LADY LOVE,
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WHO MAY OR MAY NOT
BE WAITING FOR HIM.
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IT'S SORT OF
A LONG-DISTANCE THING.
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UGH, THOSE THINGS
RARELY WORK OUT.
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NO, NO. IT CAN.
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VERY RARE.
SIT DOWN.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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LET ME TELL YOUR FORTUNE.
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PICK A NUMBER.
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UH, SEVEN.
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SEVEN!
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[ POOF! ]
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.
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CHOOSE A COLOR.
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[ SIGHS ]
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BLUE.
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B-L-U-E.
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[ CRYSTAL BALL PLAYS FLUTE
RINGTONE ]
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OH, UH, UH, FORGIVE ME.
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UH, I'M SORRY.
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[ ZING! ]
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YES? YES? WHAT IS IT?
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WOMAN: Edwin, you need
to pick up the children.
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I'M WORKING.
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CAN'T YOU PICK THEM UP
FROM SCHOOL?
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Like I have the time?
YES, YES.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
IS A JOB, TOO. OF COURSE.
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See you tonight.
Y-YES, BEFORE DINNER.
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Love you, honey.
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LOVE YOU, TOO.
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[ ZING! ]
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I'M SO SORRY.
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SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER GOT
A THING FOR COMMUNICATING
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WITH A PERSON IN ANOTHER REALM
NO MATTER HOW FAR AWAY.
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Man: COMMENCE WITH THE CHANGING
OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
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Men: IT'S THE CHANGING
OF THE GUARD! HUNH!
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THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD!
HUNH!
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YAY FOR HORTENSIA!
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE GUARD!
237
00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:54,925
HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA!
238
00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,637
YIPPEE-YAY, HOORAY!
239
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,928
HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA!
240
00:09:57,928 --> 00:09:58,929
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS.
241
00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,430
NO, THANK YOU.
242
00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,142
IT'S BEEN GREAT SPENDING TIME
WITH AN ADULT.
243
00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:03,774
HONESTLY, I THINK
YOU'RE MAKING A GOOD MOVE.
244
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:05,355
IT'S GETTING
REALLY WEIRD HERE.
245
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,777
Prince Harry:
OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!
246
00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,689
OH, CRAP. GOT TO GO.
247
00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:09,860
YIPPEE-YAY, HOORAY!
248
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,282
HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA!
THE CHANG--
249
00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:14,614
[ AMULET PLAYING FLUTE
RINGTONE ]
250
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,946
FREAKY.
251
00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:19,289
WHAT DO WE DO?
252
00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,792
ANSWER IT?
253
00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,297
[ ZING! ]
254
00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,629
ISABELLA'S AMULET.
CHEF SPEAKING.
255
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,461
ISABELLA?
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
256
00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:33,053
OH, MY GOD.
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
257
00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:35,676
Sir Galavant,
it's me, the chef.
258
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:36,967
OH, THANK GOD.
259
00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,809
WHY HAVE YOU GOT
ISABELLA'S AMULET?
260
00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:39,890
SHE NEVER TAKES IT OFF.
261
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,641
Really?
262
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,353
'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE TODAY
IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN IT.
263
00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,896
I agree.
I think it's new.
264
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,148
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE BOTH WRONG,
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
265
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,399
I'M COMING TO VALENCIA
TO RESCUE YOU.
266
00:10:51,071 --> 00:10:52,482
REALLY?
267
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,484
NO REACTION?
268
00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:56,486
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
A PRETTY HEROIC STATEMENT.
269
00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:58,538
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
Uh, hello?
270
00:10:58,538 --> 00:10:59,870
HELLO?
Hello?
271
00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,872
Did you say something then?
You fro-- froze up.
272
00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:02,993
We couldn't hear you.
273
00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,494
SOMETIMES IT DOES THAT.
274
00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,707
HOLD IT UP.
YOU'LL GET A BETTER SIGNAL.
275
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,838
YEAH?
276
00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,089
HELLO?
277
00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:12,002
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
CAN...
278
00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:14,344
There he is.
Hi again!
279
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,887
YES, LOOK,
I NEED TO TALK TO ISABELLA.
280
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,759
He's worried
about their kiss.
281
00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,011
Wait. Why would you say that?
They don't need to know that.
282
00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,763
LOOK, I-I MIGHT'VE
JUST GOTTEN IT IN MY HEAD
283
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,014
IT WASN'T THAT GREAT.
284
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,726
You're right to worry.
It was pretty bad, sir.
285
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,687
W-WOULD YOU MIND?
286
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,360
Hello, little man
who used to bring me my food.
287
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,862
Is Gareth there?
288
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,904
I would very much like
to speak with him.
289
00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:35,275
GARETH'S MY BEST PAL.
290
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,407
I'M SURE HE'S WORRIED SICK
ABOUT ME.
291
00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,451
Um...sire, I -- I have
some bad news.
292
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,702
HMM?
293
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,034
He took your throne.
294
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,536
He went and hooked up
with Madalena --
295
00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,789
the ultimate act
of betrayal.
296
00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:51,461
He's now the king.
297
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,964
He makes you look like
an ass -- ass -- ass --
298
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,097
ass -- ass -- ass -- ass --
ass -- ass --
299
00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:59,469
ass -- astronomical leader
by comparison.
300
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,223
GARETH...BETRAYED ME?
301
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,394
BIG TIME.
302
00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,056
NOW WE'RE ALL
IN HORTENSIA,
303
00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,438
AND PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING
FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN.
304
00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,230
It's gross!
305
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,732
OH, THAT IS WEIRD.
306
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,064
NOW -- NOW, LISTEN.
307
00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:16,066
I need to speak to Isabella
immediately.
308
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:19,239
UM, SORRY.
I DON'T HAVE HER RIGHT NOW.
309
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,410
CAN SHE RETURN?
310
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,072
Now, you go and get her.
311
00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,958
I CANNOT BELIEVE
GARETH WOULD DO THIS.
312
00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,629
DID HE EVER EVEN CARE?
313
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,792
[ UNICORN SNORTING ]
314
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,427
I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
315
00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:40,680
Gareth: I THINK THE PICTURE
OF ME MUM'S
316
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,472
GONNA LOOK GREAT
IN THE THRONE ROOM, DON'T YOU?
317
00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:43,513
Sid:
[ Breathlessly ] YEAH.
318
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,269
WHO THREW MY PAINTING
IN THE TOILET?
319
00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,527
Madalena:
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
320
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,109
MOVE YOUR FEET, LOVE.
321
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,993
THAT'S IRREPLACEABLE!
322
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,205
I KILLED THE FAMILY OF WEAVERS
WHO MADE IT!
323
00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,617
LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
IN THE MOAT.
324
00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:09,329
DON'T!
325
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:10,620
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
326
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,712
AH. A LITTLE WET,
BUT I LIKE IT.
327
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,875
HOW DARE YOU.
328
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,336
YOU MADE ME KING.
329
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:18,628
SO I CAN HAVE MY STUFF
IN THE THRONE ROOM,
330
00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:20,510
AND YOU CAN'T TOSS IT.
331
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,132
OH, REALLY?
332
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,693
FINE.
333
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,357
IT'S ON.
334
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:39,529
MY VASE!
335
00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:40,901
THAT'S HOW YOU WANT
TO PLAY?
336
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,822
WAIT!
THAT'S EXPENSIVE!
NOT THE HELMET!
337
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,744
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
STOP IT!
338
00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:46,656
STOP RESISTING.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
339
00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,038
GARETH!
340
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,000
YOU'RE NOT THROWING OUT
MY ASSISTANT.
341
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,162
[ GRUNTS ]
342
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,373
HOLD ON!
343
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,916
KILLING ME WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING.
344
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,218
YOU ARE JUST TWO PEOPLE
WITH VERY STRONG OPINIONS.
345
00:13:58,218 --> 00:13:59,920
IF THIS IS GONNA WORK,
346
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,841
YOU NEED TO FIND
SOME COMMON GROUND.
347
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,344
JUST TRY. PLEASE?
348
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,596
FINE.
349
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,388
FINE.
OHH!
350
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,430
♪♪
351
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,022
♪ I LIKE LIVING PLAINLY ♪
352
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,353
♪ CHAINS AND LEATHER, MAINLY ♪
353
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,525
♪ I PREFER A LAVISH SUITE ♪
354
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:16,897
GO ON.
355
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,278
♪ I LIKE EATING LIGHTLY ♪
356
00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:20,190
♪ VEGAN DINNERS NIGHTLY ♪
357
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,192
♪ I LIKE MEAT WITH EXTRA MEAT ♪
358
00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,613
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
359
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,366
♪ I'M DELUXE
TO MY SILKEN UNDIES ♪
360
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,448
♪ IT'S COMMANDO FOR ME ♪
361
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,699
EW.
362
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,201
♪ MY WAY'S CLEARLY BETTER ♪
363
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,872
♪ BORINGER AND DEADER ♪
364
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,795
♪ LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ♪
365
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:38,919
RIGHT. NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD
IN MIND, BUT NOT A BAD START.
366
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,382
♪ I LIKE DRINKING VINO,
PREFERABLY PINOT ♪
367
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,715
♪ I PREFER A KEG OF BEER ♪
368
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:48,929
♪ I LIKE GETTING RANDY
WITH WHOEVER'S HANDY ♪
369
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891
♪ I PREFER A KEG OF BEER ♪
370
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,565
♪ LOVE MASSAGES, LONG WALKS,
AND SUNSETS ♪
371
00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,227
♪ BEER, BEER-BEER,
BEER-BEER, BEER ♪
372
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,398
GUYS.
THE RHYME SCHEME.
373
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,150
♪ FRANKLY, YOU DISGUST ME ♪
374
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,821
♪ YOU'RE NO PICNIC,
TRUST ME ♪
375
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,154
♪ LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ♪
376
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,735
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GETTING
THE CONCEPT.
377
00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:06,826
♪ JUST ONE OF US CAN LEAD ♪
♪ AND THAT MEANS ME ♪
378
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,288
HELL, NO.
379
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,489
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
380
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,081
Together:
FINE. LET'S GO!
381
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,292
[ GRUNTS ]
382
00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:17,837
♪ WE WILL NEVER GET ON
TOGETHER ♪
383
00:15:17,837 --> 00:15:20,130
♪ DITTO, OBVIOUSLY ♪
384
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,251
RIGHT THERE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
385
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,302
I THINK WE FINALLY --
386
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:24,094
♪ GOD, IS HE ANNOYING ♪
387
00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,465
♪ POSITIVELY CLOYING ♪
388
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:27,257
GUYS?
♪ WHY IS HE STILL TALKING? ♪
389
00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,678
CAN IT WITH THE SQUAWKING!
BUT --
390
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,350
♪ YOU THINKIN'
WHAT I'M THINKIN'? ♪
391
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,262
♪ WE'RE DEFINITELY SYNCING ♪
392
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,315
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT'S TIME
TO SEEK OUTSIDE HELP.
393
00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,107
♪ LET'S AGREE TO ♪
NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
394
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,440
♪ DISAGREE-E-E-E-E-E-E ♪
NO, NO, NO! PLEASE!
PLEASE STOP! NO, NO!
395
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,691
NO! NOT THE WINDOW!
NOT THE WINDOW!
396
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,942
PLEASE NO! NOT THE WINDOW!
397
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,694
AAH!
398
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,865
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
WOW.
399
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,197
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
400
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,029
WANT TO GO AND GET SOME MORE?
THROW THEM OUT, AS WELL?
401
00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:50,660
HELLS YEAH.
402
00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:58,208
♪♪
403
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,839
[ AMULET PLAYING FLUTE
RINGTONE ]
404
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:01,211
[ GASPS ]
[ ZING! ]
405
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,292
GALAVANT?
406
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,134
Oh, finally. Isabella.
407
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:07,007
OH, MY LOVE.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
408
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,510
MY COUSIN HARRY
IS FORCING ME TO MARRY HIM.
409
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,972
ISABELLA, DON'T MARRY HARRY.
IT'S GROSS.
410
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,854
DON'T DO IT.
I'M COMING FOR YOU, MY LOVE.
411
00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,057
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S FROZEN.
412
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,518
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
413
00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:19,519
MOVE IT AROUND A BIT.
414
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:20,980
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
415
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,233
OH. THERE.
THERE HE IS.
416
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,486
Isabella -- ma-- marry Harry.
You're -- you're gross.
417
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,907
Not coming for you.
418
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,070
WHAT?
419
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,533
NO.
YOU CAN'T MEAN THAT.
420
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:37,167
I LOVE YOU, AND I'LL WAIT
FOR YOU FOREVER.
421
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,829
I MEAN, I KNOW OUR KISS
WASN'T SO AMAZING,
422
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:42,172
BUT WE'LL GET IT BETTER
NEXT TIME.
423
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:45,335
I love you.
Wait for you forever.
424
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,547
Our kiss -- s-so amazing.
425
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,179
YEP. KNEW IT.
426
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,512
GALAVANT?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
427
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,434
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT DO I DO?
428
00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:58,398
Die -- in a fart --
brown cow.
429
00:16:58,398 --> 00:16:59,729
WHAT?
430
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:02,852
YOWSERS. BLUNT.
431
00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:04,854
GOD, IT'S LIKE
WE CLIMBED INTO IT.
432
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,276
[ COW MOOS ]
433
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,608
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
HOW IT GOT IN HERE.
434
00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,200
PETTING ZOO.
435
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,863
PEE-YEW!
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
436
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:16,786
You're disgusting --
you're disgusting.
437
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,580
Move on, you cow.
438
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,213
[ SIGHS ]
439
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,715
HE DOESN'T LOVE ME.
440
00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,386
♪♪
441
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,731
[ UNICORN GRUNTS ]
AW, THAT'S NICE.
442
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,483
OH, THAT IS IT.
443
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,894
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!
444
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:47,066
I'VE HAD IT
WITH BEING EMBARRASSED
445
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,649
AND WITH BETRAYAL
AND WITH HEARTACHE!
446
00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:52,742
I AM A KING, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
447
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,114
I AM A KING!
448
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,077
[ UNICORN NEIGHS ]
449
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,410
NOW, BACK OFF,
450
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,463
OR I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU
INTO A NONE-ICORN.
451
00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,919
[ UNICORN NEIGHS ]
452
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:11,971
[ SWORD CLATTERS ]
453
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,930
LOOK, RICHARD,
I'M SORRY ABOUT GARETH.
454
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,482
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
455
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:26,025
I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT BETRAYAL, AND IT SUCKS.
456
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:28,318
PLEASE. WHEN HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN BETRAYED?
457
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:32,992
UH [SCOFFS] OKAY,
JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD,
458
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,655
WHEN YOU KIDNAPPED MADALENA
AND THEN SHE CHOSE YOU OVER ME,
459
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:40,370
OR WHEN YOU LITERALLY FORCED
ISABELLA TO BETRAY ME.
460
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,501
RIGHT. THAT.
461
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:42,792
YEAH.
462
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,003
AND...THAT.
463
00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:49,459
[ SIGHS ]
464
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:52,302
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO WITHOUT GARETH.
465
00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:54,844
I THINK YOU'LL
JUST FIGURE IT OUT.
466
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,556
COME ON.
467
00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:58,137
LET'S GET YOUR BOOTS AND GET YOU
BACK TO YOUR KINGDOM.
468
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:01,471
WHERE'D YOU GET THE SWORD?
469
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,313
OH.
470
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,975
UH, SOMEONE LEFT IT
IN THE STUMP.
471
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,146
FINDERS KEEPERS, RIGHT?
472
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,978
YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH.
473
00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:10,149
GONNA NAME IT?
474
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,361
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
475
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,822
WHAT ABOUT "DAWN BREAKER?"
476
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:13,863
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.
477
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,155
OR, UM, MR. STABBY.
478
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,827
NOW, THAT'S MORE DESCRIPTIVE
THAN DAWN BREAKER.
479
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,329
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S REALLY A TOUGH CALL.
480
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:20,700
IT'S REALLY NOT.
481
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,742
♪♪
482
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:30,840
♪ HOW COULD I EVER THINK
HE'D LOVE ME? ♪
483
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,922
♪ ALL THAT WAITING ♪
484
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,055
♪ ALL FOR NOTHING ♪
485
00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:41,431
♪ HE WASN'T EVER THINKING
OF ME ♪
486
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,855
♪ AND WE WERE NEVER
MEANT TO BE ♪
487
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:51,361
♪ WE HAD A SINGLE KISS ♪
488
00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:55,235
♪ NO NEED TO REMINISCE ♪
489
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,698
♪ AND NOW IT'S GONE,
FADING AWAY ♪
490
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,200
♪ OVER AND YET ♪
491
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,622
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
492
00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:06,956
♪ IF NOT THE WORLD'S BEST KISS ♪
493
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:12,292
♪ STILL, IT WAS ONE I'LL MISS ♪
494
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:19,889
♪ AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE
WE'LL GET ♪
495
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,056
FINALLY.
MY KINGDOM.
496
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:28,978
THANK YOU, GALAVANT.
497
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,311
COULD'VE DONE WITHOUT
THE FORCED DEATH MARCH,
498
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:32,902
BUT THANK YOU NONETHELESS.
499
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,113
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
500
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,735
UH, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR.
501
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,817
I LOST MY WIFE,
MY BEST FRIEND,
502
00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:39,739
MY BROTHER TRIED TO KILL ME.
503
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,911
I REALLY JUST WANT
TO CURL UP IN MY ROOM
504
00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:44,324
AND EAT LIKE
1,000 POUNDS OF CAKE
505
00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:46,746
AND JUST LET MY PEOPLE
ADORE ME.
506
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,167
YOU?
507
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,461
I AM GOING TO RAISE AN ARMY
AND RESCUE ISABELLA.
508
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,082
[ Chuckling ]
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
I KNEW THAT.
509
00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:54,464
YOU KNOW, TELL YOU WHAT.
510
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,756
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
WHATEVER YOU NEED --
511
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:01,431
MY ARMY, MY FASTEST SHIPS,
SHARPEST HORSES.
512
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:04,514
MY -- I'M SORRY.
513
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:09,309
I SWEAR TO GOD
MY CASTLE WAS...RIGHT HERE.
514
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,451
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
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