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♪♪
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PIRATES!
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SOON WE WILL COME ASHORE,
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AND I WILL RETURN RICHARD
TO HIS HOME KINGDOM...
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AND RESCUE ISABELLA FROM --
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OHH, GOD,
I DO NOT FEEL GOOD!
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IS THERE A NAME FOR WHEN YOU
THROW UP THROUGH YOUR NOSE?
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OH, PLEASE TRY
AND KEEP IT TOGETHER.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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AND IT'S CALLED
"SNARFING."
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"ALMOST THERE."
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YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR WEEKS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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LISTEN, I'M TIRED.
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I MISS GARETH.
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THESE PIRATES
SMELL HORRIBLE.
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[ PIRATES SNIFFING ]
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SING ME THE SONG,
GALAVANT.
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IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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IF I SING YOU THE SONG,
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
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[ Quickly ] ♪ WAY BACK
IN DAYS OF OLD, THERE WAS
A LEGEND TO-- ♪
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OH, DO IT FOR REAL!
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♪ ABOUT A HERO KNOWN
AS GALA-- ♪
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT. IT'S A VERY
CATCHY TUNE AND ALL THAT.
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YEAH, IT'S A REAL EARWORM.
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YEAH, TOTALLY GETS STUCK
IN YOUR HEAD.
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BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TIMES
YOU CAN HEAR IT.
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DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,
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BUT FOUR PIRATES
WALKED THE PLANK LAST WEEK,
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MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN,
JUST WALKED RIGHT OFF.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS...
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♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU
IF YOU SING THE FREAKIN' SONG ♪
WHAT?
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♪ IT DIDN'T WIN AN EMMY,
NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE ALONG ♪
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BUT --
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♪ WINTER'S NOT JUST COMING ♪
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♪ HELL, IT CAME ♪
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♪ AND THEN IT WENT ♪
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♪ NOW IT'S BACK
WITH THIS YEAR'S ♪
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♪ LEAST EXPECTED BIG EVENT! ♪
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YOU MEAN...?
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ARGH!
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♪ IT'S...A... ♪
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♪ NEW SEASON
FOR OUR HERO AND PALS ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON,
AND IT'S GONNA BE SCORCHIN' ♪
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[ SIZZLES ]
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♪ OFF ON NEW SPREES
IN NEW, EXOTIC LOCALES ♪
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♪ WITH NEW GUESTS WHO'LL COST
THE NETWORK A FORTUNE ♪
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♪ I'LL GO RECLAIM THE CASTLE
I'M THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF ♪
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♪ I'LL SUFFER THROUGH
THE HASSLE ♪
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♪ THEN GO SAVE
MY ONE TRUE LOVE ♪
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♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪
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♪ SO WE WON'T BE REPRISIN'
THAT TUNE ♪
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♪ WAY BACK IN DAYS OF OLD ♪
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♪ THERE WAS A LEGEND TOLD ♪
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♪ DA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA
GALAVANT ♪
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NO!
[ SWORD PLUNGES ]
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♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON
IN HORTENSIA, TOO ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON,
AND IT'S TOTALLY BITCHIN' ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT NEW FLEAS
IN OUR NEW CLOTHING ♪
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♪ IT'S TRUE ♪
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♪ AND NEW CHEESE IN OUR NEW
CUTTING-EDGE KITCHEN ♪
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♪ WE'LL STAY HERE
WITH THE PRINCESS ♪
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♪ TILL SHE WEDS
HER LITTLE CUZ ♪
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♪ YES, WE KNOW
IT'S INCEST ♪
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♪ STILL IT'S WHAT
OUR FAM'LY DOES ♪
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♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪
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♪ AND MY IZZY,
WHY, SHE'S IN HER ROOM ♪
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♪ I'VE TRIED SO DESP'RATELY
TO WIN MY FREEDOM ♪
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♪ TRIED, YES, I'VE TRIED ♪
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♪ DEAR GOD, I'VE TRIED ♪
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OOH!
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♪ THOUGH, AS A FEMINIST ♪
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♪ I DON'T QUITE NEED HIM ♪
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♪ WHERE IS MY GALAVANT? ♪
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♪ COME FIND ME, GALAVANT ♪
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♪ WHEN WILL OUR PLOT LINES
RE-COLLIDE? ♪
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♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON
FOR OUR BRAND-NEW REGIME ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON HERE
IN SUNNY VALENCIA ♪
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♪ WITH NEW TREASON
TO DELICIOUSLY SCHEME ♪
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♪ AT NEW LEVELS
OF PSYCHOTIC DEMENTIA ♪
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♪ I'M PUTTING EV'RY QUALM ASIDE
TO SEIZE THE KINGDOM'S REINS ♪
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♪ I'LL COMMIT SOME HOMICIDE
AND SING A FEW REFRAINS ♪
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♪ AND THIS SEASON MAYBE I'LL GET
TO SQUEEZE IN SOME -- ♪
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♪ SO IN THE WEEKS TO COME ♪
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♪ IGNORE THE PAGEANTS
THAT THEY'LL HOLD ♪
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♪ SKIP THE FOOTBALL MATCHES ♪
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♪ AND THE GLOBES
MADE OUT OF GOLD ♪
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♪ SCREW ALL THOSE APPRENTICES ♪
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♪ AND EV'RY BACHELORETTE ♪
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♪ GIVE IN TO THE MIRACLE
THAT NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D GET ♪
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♪ IT'S...A... ♪
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♪ NEW SEASON ♪
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♪ THOUGH IT'S STILL
NOT THAT LONG ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON WITH
SOME SLIGHTLY NEW SHADINGS ♪
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♪ THERE'S STILL NO REASON
WHY WE BURST INTO SONG ♪
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♪ YOU'LL KNOW HELL'S FREEZIN'
IF WE GET DECENT RATINGS ♪
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♪ JOIN THE ROYALS ♪
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♪ AND THE JESTER ♪
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♪ AND THE SERVANT ♪
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♪ AND THE CHEF ♪
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♪ THE QUEEN ♪
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♪ THE THUG ♪
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♪ THE HERO ♪
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♪ AND THE HERO'S B.F.F. ♪
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♪ AND THE WHOLE SEASON ♪
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♪ ENDS WITH ARMIES FROM
VALENCIA, HORTENSIA ♪
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♪ AND RICHARD'S LAND
IN ONE GINORMOUS BATTLE ♪
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♪ TO DECIDE WHO'S GONNA BE
THE ONE TRUE KING ♪
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♪ TO RULE THE WHOLE ENTIRE -- ♪
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WAY TO BLOW IT,
YOU PRAT.
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♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪
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♪ SO HANG ON TO YOUR SWORD ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON
WHICH YOU'LL PROB'LY RECORD ♪
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♪ A NEW SEASON,
SO GET COMFORTABLE, PLEASE ♪
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♪ AND LET'S GO-O-O-O ♪
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♪ O-O-O-OH ♪
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SEE, NOW,
THAT WAS A NUMBER.
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I SEE LAND!
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WAIT.
I KNOW THIS AREA.
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THERE -- THAT IS THE SAFEST
PLACE TO COME ASHORE.
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YOU'RE CERTAIN?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN
OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
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[ MEN COUGHING ]
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[ Chuckling ] WOW!
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT...
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NOT EVEN A LITTLE.
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
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PRESENTING THE QUEEN AND THE GUY
THAT WAS WITH THE QUEEN
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WHEN SHE KILLED THE OTHER GUY
WHO WAS KIND OF THE KING!
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MAYBE LATER
WE CAN DISCUSS MY TITLE.
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AND WHAT TRIFLING BUSINESS
IS BEFORE THE COURT TODAY?
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MY QUEEN, MY GUY WHO WAS
WITH THE QUEEN WHEN SHE --
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GET ON WITH IT.
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A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG
ON THE BORDER
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BETWEEN OUR
TWO PROPERTIES.
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WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
SO WE JUST LET IT SIT THERE.
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BUT THEN THIS CHICKEN HATCHED
FROM THAT EGG,
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AND -- AND NOW WE DON'T KNOW
WHO THE NEW CHICKEN,
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UM, BELONGS TO.
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IS THIS FOR REAL?
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IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
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I GOT THIS.
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I THINK WHAT WE NEED
TO CONSIDER HERE
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IS WHAT CAME FIRST.
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WE HAVE A CHICKEN,
AND THERE WAS AN EGG.
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BUT THEN BEFORE THAT,
THERE WAS ANOTHER CHICKEN.
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KILL THE CHICKEN.
I'LL EAT IT FOR DINNER.
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NEXT!
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MY QUEEN.
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MY GUY WHO WAS WITH
THE QUEEN WH--
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OH, GET ON WITH IT.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I GUESS I JUST HAVE
A FEW QUESTIONS
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ABOUT MY SITUATION HERE.
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AM I CAPTIVE?
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AM I FREE?
HOW'S MY HAIR?
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I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN A MIRROR
IN WEEKS.
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO GO THE WAY
OF THE CHICKEN.
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LOOK,
I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN.
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I JUST...DON'T KNOW WHAT MY ROLE
IS, AND THAT'S WEIRD.
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YEAH. IT'S A BIT ROUGH
NOT HAVING A ROLE.
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YOU HAVE A ROLE, GARETH.
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I DO?
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GO KILL THE CHICKEN.
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HONEY...SINCE THE WEDDING
TO YOUR COUSIN IS BACK ON,
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WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CHOOSE A CAKE TOPPER.
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YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS?
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YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER IS ABOUT
TO MARRY HER OWN COUSIN,
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WHO HAPPENS TO BE
AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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WE'RE GOOD WITH IT.
FATHER!
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HONEY, GALAVANT IS GONE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HE WAS A TALL DRINK
OF WATER,
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AND I WILL KEEP HIM FOREVER
IN MY SPANK BANK,
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BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
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NO!
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WHEREVER HE IS,
GALAVANT WILL COME FOR ME,
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AND THEN WE WILL MARRY.
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IF YOU MARRY GALAVANT,
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I HAVE TO PAY
FOR THE WHOLE WEDDING.
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YOU MARRY YOUR COUSIN,
I ONLY DO THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
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TRUE LOVE IS NOT
ABOUT REHEARSAL DINNERS!
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE FARKAKTE BILL.
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YOU ARE MARRYING
YOUR COUSIN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO,
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PLANNING THIS WEDDING
AS IF NOTHING'S WRONG
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WHILST I'M LOCKED AWAY
IN THIS PRISON!
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OH, BABY BELLA, HONEY,
WE LOVE YOU.
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BUT YOU'RE BEING
A TAD DRAMATIC.
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THIS IS NOT A PRISON.
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[ POUNDING ECHOING ]
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Man:
VISITOR IS COMING OUT!
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[ LOCKS DISENGAGING,
DOORS CREAKING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
WHERE ARE YOU, GALAVANT?
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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WELL, THOSE PIRATES WERE
A BIT SNIPPY WITH ME, NO?
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PLEASE STOP TALKING.
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ARE YOU STILL UPSET
ABOUT THE SHIPWRECK?
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GEEZ, MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT
OF A BYGONE
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IF IT CAN'T
JUST BE A BYGONE?
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A PIRATE DIED.
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THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO!
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HUH.
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I REALLY THOUGHT I KNEW
WHERE WE WERE.
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OH, WELL, MY KINGDOM CAN'T BE
TOO FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
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DO -- OH, NO.
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WHAT "OH, NO"?
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OH...NO.
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"OH, NO," WHAT?
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I THINK I MAY HAVE LED US
INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST,
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AND THAT IS NOT GOOD.
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MY FATHER WARNED ME TO STAY AWAY
FROM HERE AT ALL COSTS.
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THERE'S A QUEEN --
AN EVIL QUEEN --
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IN FACT, ONCE MY FATHER AND
HIS BEST FRIEND/CAMPING BUDDY,
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KEITH, WHO --
I CALLED HIM UNCLE KEITH
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'CAUSE HE WAS
ALWAYS AROUND --
SPIT IT OUT!
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THEY WANDERED IN HERE,
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AND UNCLE KEITH WAS NEVER
HEARD FROM AGAIN.
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OH, GREAT.
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OH, YEAH.
MM-HMM, TYPICAL.
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GOD, CAN'T YOU DO
ANYTHING RIGHT?!
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YOU JUST GONNA
KEEP WALKING?
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OH.
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"HAPPY HOUR"?
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THE ENCHANTED FOREST
IS A PUB.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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GOD, YOU ACTUALLY HAD ME SCARED
FOR A MINUTE THERE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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OH, THIS PLACE IS FABULOUS!
231
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IT'S ALL MEN,
A REAL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
232
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HELLO.
233
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GET USED
TO THE ATTENTION, SON.
234
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,836
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
HIT THE MAINLAND WITH KING RICH.
235
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,418
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
AROUND HERE BEFORE.
236
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TRUST ME -- I'D REMEMBER.
237
00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:54,514
JEAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
SOME COMPETITION.
238
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OH, HELLO THERE.
239
00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:56,176
JEAN HAMM?
240
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YEAH.
241
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DON'T TELL MY WIFE.
242
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COME, BOBBY.
243
00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:03,273
THE QUEEN'S GONNA WANT TO GET
A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
244
00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,185
Queen: I DO!
OH, NO.
245
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
246
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♪ YOU TRESPASSED
UPON MY KINGDOM ♪
247
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,869
♪ AND NOW YOU ARE IN MY SWAY ♪
248
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:22,202
♪ WHICH BASIC'LY MEANS,
AS THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS ♪
249
00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:25,295
♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY ♪
250
00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:29,459
♪ WILL WE BE THROWING HIM
IN THE DUNGEON? ♪
251
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:32,342
♪ OR TOSSING HIM
TO THE BEAR? ♪
252
00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,464
♪ WELL, ONE THING FOR SURE ♪
253
00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:36,807
♪ WE'LL SETTLE THE SCORE ♪
254
00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:40,971
♪ AND TRUST ME,
IT'S MORE THAN FAIR ♪
255
00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,472
♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪
256
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♪ YEAH! ♪
257
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♪ STRIP HIM DOWN ♪
258
00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:48,478
♪ DON'T BE SHY, BOYS,
GO TO TOWN ♪
259
00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:51,862
♪ I'LL BET THAT CHEST
IS HEAVEN-BLESSED ♪
260
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♪ SO FIRM AND PERT ♪
261
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,867
♪ OFF WITH HIS TOP ♪
262
00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:57,868
♪ YEAH! ♪
263
00:10:57,868 --> 00:10:59,830
♪ LET IT FLY ♪
264
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,833
♪ CHECK THAT SIX-PACK,
IT'S TO DIE ♪
265
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:06,246
♪ TELL EV'RY LANCE
AND BRUCE AND CURT ♪
266
00:11:06,246 --> 00:11:08,378
♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪
267
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,841
OH, THIS IS SO FUN!
I WANT TO FLY LIKE HER, TOO.
268
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SOMEONE PICK ME UP.
269
00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:13,343
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
PICK ME UP, TOO!
270
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,005
UH, NO?
271
00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:18,388
♪ OOH, SO NOW THAT
YOU'RE IN MY POWER ♪
272
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♪ WE'LL PUT YOU
BEHIND THESE BARS ♪
273
00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:25,685
♪ AND THERE YOU WILL STAY,
TAKING ORDERS ALL DAY ♪
274
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,069
♪ TILL MARS
IS ALIGNED WITH MARS ♪
275
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♪ AND FOR OUR PLEASURE,
WE'LL KEEP YOU WAITING ♪
276
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:36,026
♪ WHO KNOWS JUST HOW LONG
YOU'LL SERVE ♪
277
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:38,528
♪ BUT, BABY, YOU BET ♪
278
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA GET ♪
279
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♪ THE PUNISHMENT WE DESERVE ♪
280
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♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪
281
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,127
♪ YEAH! ♪
282
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♪ THAT'S THE DEAL ♪
283
00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,882
♪ YOU'RE OUR BEEFCAKE
HAPPY MEAL ♪
284
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♪ GO ON, YOU GUYS ♪
285
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♪ JUST FEAST YOUR EYES ♪
286
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♪ UNTIL THEY HURT ♪
287
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♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪
288
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,721
♪ YEAH! ♪
289
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,223
♪ TILL THE DAWN ♪
290
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,556
♪ DIG THAT LUSH PECTORAL LAWN ♪
291
00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:10,440
♪ DRINK IN THOSE LATS
AND TRAPS AND DELTS ♪
292
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,944
♪ AND AFTER THAT,
WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE? ♪
293
00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:18,448
♪ SO SAVE SOME ROOM, BOYS,
FOR DESSERT ♪
294
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♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪
295
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,953
♪ YEAH! ♪
296
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
297
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,248
PUT THIS BACK ON.
YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH.
298
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,921
WELL, I HAVE HAD A BLAST.
299
00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:33,173
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE
OF THESE PLACES BEFORE.
300
00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,255
WHAT, A PUB?
OH, DON'T BE STUPID.
301
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,087
YOU'VE BEEN
TO A PUB BEFORE.
302
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,639
ANYWAY, UH,
I'M GONNA HEAD OUT.
303
00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:41,511
GOT TO GET HIM BACK
TO HIS KINGDOM.
304
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,183
I'VE GOT TO RETURN TO SAVING
MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
305
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:43,974
SHE'S, UH --
306
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AW!
AW!
307
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,599
YEAH, SHE'S WAITING FOR ME,
BUT THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
308
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:52,602
AND THANK YOU FOR NOT FEEDING
US TO THE BEAR.
309
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:53,814
GOODBYE, BEAR.
310
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,855
LATERS.
311
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RICHARD, VAMOS.
Sí.
312
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
313
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UH...
314
00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:01,992
WE JUST HAD OUR BEST NIGHT
IN YEARS.
315
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:04,114
YOU'LL BE STAYING
HERE FOREVER.
316
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:05,996
OR AT LEAST UNTIL THOSE ABS
GO SOFT.
317
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[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT --
318
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GUARDS!
319
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[ CHUCKLES ]
320
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AT LEAST
BEAR SEEMS HAPPY.
321
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,974
OI!
322
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,225
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
GEEZ, GORILLA!
323
00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:27,557
MAKE A FIST! POUND THE DOOR!
IT'S CALLED KNOCKING!
324
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,230
LISTEN, THE BOSS LADY THINKS
SHE'S THE BOSS OF ME,
325
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,062
AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
IF SHE IS.
326
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,733
NOW, YOU WANTED A POSITION.
327
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,526
HERE IT IS --
BE MY ASSISTANT.
328
00:13:38,398 --> 00:13:41,571
THIS IS
THE KINGDOM'S CHARTER.
329
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IT OUTLINES THE CHANGES OF POWER
WHEN A KING IS DEPOSED.
330
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,328
BUT I CAN'T READ.
331
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,502
AWW, GARETH, ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO TEACH YOU TO READ?
332
00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:55,665
NO. READING'S FOR MORONS
WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND PICTURES.
333
00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:57,007
JUST READ IT!
334
00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,382
10 MORE MINUTES OF
OUTSIDE TIME, MY LADY.
335
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:04,674
[ SIGHS ] YEAH.
NOT A PRISON AT ALL, MOM.
336
00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:07,017
THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL
BRIDE-TO-BE!
337
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:09,429
JESTER, JESTER,
DO IT FOR THE PRINCESS.
338
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,181
PBHT!
[ LAUGHS ]
339
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,433
[ Laughing ]
EVERY TIME, HE GETS ME.
340
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,684
PBHT!
STOP!
I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF!
341
00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:15,936
PBHT! PBHT!
342
00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:19,029
OOPS. I DID.
LET ME DOWN.
343
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:22,032
[ CHUCKLES ]
GREAT KID.
344
00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:23,944
OH, HE'S GONNA MAKE A WONDERFUL
HUSBAND, YOUR COUSIN.
345
00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:25,906
I MEAN, ONCE HE STOPS
PEEING HIMSELF.
346
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,407
[ SIGHS ]
347
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:30,410
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
DRINKING CRAZY GROG.
348
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,582
HOW CAN YOU
BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
YOU KIDDING?
349
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,544
THIS IS THE EASIEST GIG
I'VE EVER HAD.
350
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,416
IT'S ALL FART NOISES AND
POOP JOKES WITH THIS KID.
351
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,548
I HAVEN'T HAD TO WRITE
NEW MATERIAL FOR MONTHS.
352
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:40,630
AND, TRUTH BE TOLD,
IT'S GIVEN ME TIME
353
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,132
TO WORK
ON MY REAL PASSION.
354
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,883
I'M TRYING
TO BREAK INTO DRAMA.
355
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,886
PBHT!
356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,268
SO SORRY.
357
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:49,889
I CAN'T HANDLE
A MOMENT'S SILENCE.
358
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,641
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
PBHT.
359
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,562
[ SIGHS ]
360
00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,647
[ CHUCKLES ]
361
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,569
CHEF. GWYNNE.
MILADY.
362
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:02,072
YOU TWO HAVE TO HELP ME ESCAPE
AND FIND GALAVANT.
363
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:03,823
YOU MUST SEE HOW INSANE
THIS ALL IS.
364
00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:07,617
I DO HATE THE IDEA OF YOU BEING
FORCED INTO MARRIAGE.
365
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,619
I'M KIND OF BIG
INTO WOMEN'S RIGHTS.
366
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:10,580
HE REALLY IS.
367
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,412
HE SAID
HE'S GONNA LET ME KEEP
368
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,624
OUR FIRST DAUGHTER AND NOT
JUST THROW THEM ALL OUT.
369
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,246
[ CHUCKLES ]
370
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:19,629
THE GUARDS -- THEY ORDERED
A LOT OF ROOM SERVICE.
371
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:22,462
LET ME SEE IF I CAN'T SLIP THEM
SOME SLEEPY-TIME PIE
372
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:23,593
AND GET YOU A KEY.
373
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,635
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
YOU'RE SO KIND.
374
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,467
ONE DAUGHTER!
375
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,509
THEN WE LEAVE THE REST
TO THE WHITE WALKERS.
376
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,103
MEN.
377
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,438
EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
378
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,939
PARDON ME. PARDON ME.
379
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,611
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
380
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,113
NEED ANOTHER ROUND
OF MEAD LIGHTS
381
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:44,364
FOR PHILIP AND SEBASTIAN,
PLEASE.
382
00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:46,276
HELLO?
383
00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:47,777
GALAVANT!
384
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:48,989
GALAVANT?
385
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,124
[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]
TRIED TO ESCAPE.
386
00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:55,705
MADE IT ALL THE WAY
TO THE DOOR,
387
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,787
BUT MY HANDS WERE TOO COLD
FROM MIXING SLUSHY DRINKS.
388
00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:59,289
WE ARE WASTING TIME.
389
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:02,002
RELAX,
MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER.
390
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,044
HAVE A DRINK.
FEEL THE BEAT.
391
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:05,345
[ Chuckling ]
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
392
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,007
BEAR TOLD ME A RIPPER.
393
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,388
A BEAR
WALKS INTO A BAR --
394
00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,889
OH, YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
I'M SO GLAD
395
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,971
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT
ARE IN REAL TROUBLE.
396
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,223
WELL, I'M SORRY.
397
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,724
I'M JUST TRYING
TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
398
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,805
WELL, STOP TRYING.
399
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:16,976
THE MORE YOU TRY,
THE WORSE IT GETS.
400
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,648
JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
401
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,860
FINE, BUT FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE POOLING OUR TIPS!
402
00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:24,984
WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO HEAR
A GOOD BEAR JOKE?
403
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,906
BEARS ARE FUNNY.
I'M SO --
404
00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:30,660
UNCLE KEITH!
405
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,163
Shh! Shh! Shh!
406
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,824
DAD SAID YOU ENTERED
THE ENCHANTED FOREST
407
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:35,495
AND NEVER CAME OUT.
408
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,707
THE OTHER WAY 'ROUND, KID.
409
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:38,708
HUH?
410
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:42,502
I BELONG HERE.
411
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,175
YOUR FATHER --
GOD REST HIS SOUL --
412
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,387
HE BELONGED HERE.
[ GASPS ]
413
00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:49,389
WAS HE AN ALCOHOLIC, TOO?
414
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:52,262
BUT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
415
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,013
I'M GOING
TO HELP YOU ESCAPE.
416
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,016
MARVELOUS!
417
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,520
OKAY.
MAYBE YOU DO BELONG HERE.
418
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,851
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
419
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:11,201
WHY IS SHE MAKING US WATCH HER
EAT OUR CHICKEN?
420
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:12,362
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"OUR CHICKEN"?
421
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:13,243
IT WAS MY EGG FIRST.
422
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:14,364
IT WEREN'T.
I HAD IT FIRST.
423
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,455
I FOUND IT!
THIS IS WHY.
424
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,867
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WATCHING.
425
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:21,621
QUEENIE, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT MY TITLE.
426
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:24,374
NOW, I HELPED YOU
OVERTHROW A KING.
427
00:17:24,374 --> 00:17:25,755
YOU HELPED
YOUR FRIEND ESCAPE
428
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,127
AND WATCHED AS I KILLED
HIS REPLACEMENT.
429
00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:33,383
I'M SICK OF NOT BEING TREATED
AS AN EQUAL.
430
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,725
I'M SICK OF HAVING
TO PARK MY HORSE
431
00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,228
IN THE STABLE
WITH THE ASSISTANTS!
432
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:42,642
LOOK, ACCORDING TO THE SCROLLS
I HAVE HAD READ TO ME,
433
00:17:42,642 --> 00:17:44,394
I BANISHED THE KING.
434
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:48,738
SO, TECHNICALLY, I AM
THE TRUE KING OF VALENCIA.
435
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:53,153
AND IT WOULD REALLY MEAN A LOT
TO ME IF I WAS TREATED AS SUCH.
436
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:55,995
WHAT IS IT WITH MEN
AND THEIR EMOTIONS?
437
00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,580
FINE. YOU'RE KING.
438
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,911
YES!
439
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:05,755
OI. SAY IT.
440
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:11,341
Man: PRESENTING THE QUEEN
AND KING OF VALENCIA!
441
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,474
OH, YOU DON'T THINK --
442
00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:15,515
WE'RE NOT CHANGING
THE ORDER.
443
00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:16,426
NAH, IT'S GREAT.
IT'S FINE.
444
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:21,100
Psst! HEY!
445
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,101
I GOT US
A WAY OUT OF HERE,
446
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,643
BUT YOU GOT TO FOLLOW ME
RIGHT NOW.
447
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,485
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
BEFORE THE MUSIC STARTS.
448
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,437
ALL RIGHT, SURE.
I'LL LISTEN TO YOU...
449
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,648
LIKE WHEN
I LISTENED TO YOU
450
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,280
ABOUT WHEN WE WERE
GONNA COME ASHORE
451
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,531
OR MAYBE WHEN I LISTENED
TO YOU ABOUT --
452
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:32,822
[ THUD ]
453
00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:34,284
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
454
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:35,695
THAT HURT ME A LOT MORE
THAN IT HURT YOU.
455
00:18:35,695 --> 00:18:36,496
COME ON.
456
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,331
USE YOUR CORE, RICHARD.
USE YOUR CORE.
457
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:43,163
WHERE IS MY CORE?
458
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,164
[ GROANS ]
OH, THERE IT IS.
459
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,456
AH, YOU'RE WAKING UP.
EXCELLENT.
460
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:48,298
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
461
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,839
AAH! OW!
462
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,211
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
463
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:52,131
I'M RESCUING US.
464
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,805
WHAT, THROUGH
THE LADIES ROOM?
465
00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:57,847
THIS IS YOUR DUMB PLAN?
466
00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,809
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
467
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,642
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
468
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,685
THE BAR NEEDED A LADIES ROOM
BUILT TO BE UP TO CODE,
469
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:07,146
BUT NO ONE WAS EVER
GOING TO USE IT,
470
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,358
SO THEY DIDN'T BOTHER
TO FINISH IT.
471
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,190
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU KNOW YOU JUST --
472
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,531
SAVED THE DAY?
473
00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:12,362
YEAH.
474
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,193
I KNOW.
475
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,405
I CAN'T TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
476
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,538
GALAVANT, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY UNCLE KEITH.
477
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:19,659
GALAVANT.
478
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,160
THANK YOU, SIR.
479
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,202
WE ARE INDEBTED
TO YOU, UNCLE,
480
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,544
FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
IT'S NOTHING.
481
00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,165
ARE YOU CERTAIN WE CAN'T
CONVINCE YOU TO COME WITH US?
482
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,419
NO, SON.
MY DESTINY IS HERE.
483
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,383
DESTINY, THIS IS RICHARD.
RICHARD, DESTINY.
484
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:34,554
HELLO.
485
00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:35,555
HI.
486
00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:37,387
Man: GALAVANT!
487
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:38,678
Man #2: GALAVANT!
488
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,009
YOU MUST GO NOW!
489
00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,010
I'LL MISS YOU.
490
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,682
GODSPEED.
491
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,354
LET'S BOOGIE!
492
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,355
HELLO.
493
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,857
YEAH.
494
00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:50,019
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
495
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:52,071
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
496
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:53,863
HEY!
497
00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:55,865
THIS IS A SILLY QUESTION.
498
00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:57,867
DO YOU THINK MY UNCLE KEITH
MIGHT BE --
499
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:58,908
YES, RICHARD.
500
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,700
WOW.
501
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,871
YOU THINK DESTINY KNOWS?
502
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,286
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY
503
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,207
'CAUSE YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH
FOR US TODAY.
504
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208
THANK YOU.
505
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,252
I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK
MUCH OF ME,
506
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,714
AND I KNOW I SCREW EVERYTHING UP
ALL THE TIME,
507
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,216
BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,
I WAS CODDLED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
508
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,388
I KNOW.
509
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,889
I WAS BREASTFED
UNTIL I WAS 9.
510
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,220
I KNO-- WAIT. WHAT?
511
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,552
I HAD A NANNY
NAMED PEARL --
512
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,143
NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
513
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:26,145
THE POINT IS,
TODAY'S A NEW DAY.
514
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,558
THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER
IN YOUR LIFE.
515
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,650
YOU GOT TO FIND
YOUR INNER KING.
516
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,562
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
517
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,484
I DO.
518
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:39,118
♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪
519
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,661
♪ AND THERE'S A CHANGE
ON THE WAY ♪
520
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,783
♪ A NEW SEASON ♪
521
00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:46,165
♪ LET'S GO MAKE YOU
A RULER ♪
522
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,754
♪ TIME TO START SEIZIN'
SO MUCH MORE THAN THE DAY ♪
523
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:59,088
♪ WITH A NEW TITLE
THAT'S INCREDIBLY COOLER ♪
524
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:04,644
♪ AND I WON'T HAVE TO MARRY
NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE KEY ♪
525
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:08,348
♪ I'LL LEAVE BEFORE PRINCE HARRY
EVEN REACHES PUBERTY ♪
526
00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,101
♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪
527
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:14,273
♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE DONE ♪
528
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,857
♪ A NEW SEASON,
AND IT'S ONLY BEGUN ♪
529
00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:19,449
♪ A NEW SEASON ♪
530
00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:21,781
♪ ONE I'M SINGIN'
HIGH G's IN, YOU'LL -- ♪
531
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,032
YEAH!
532
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,033
SERIOUSLY?!
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