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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,509 Hiya, I've got an appointment with George. Buzz me in. 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,428 I'm afraid I can't do that. 3 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,679 What? Why not? 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,157 I don't wanna do it. 5 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,541 You explain. I'm not doing your dirty work for you. 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,894 Jen. Hi, how's it going? 7 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,646 Yeah. What's going on? Let me in. 8 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,983 Yeah, uh, physical fraternising with patients 9 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,445 is a breach of the code of conduct, which Denise very kindly reminded me of. 10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,113 H-How does she know? 11 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,198 Every treatment room is equipped with CCTV. 12 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,867 But it was inside my mind. 13 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:49,341 Yeah, right, okay. So, you've been fired, then? 14 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,300 Um. 15 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,718 No, you've been fired, 16 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,321 and then they're finding me a new coach. 17 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,805 A really important step in any journey, Jen, 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,767 is learning to take responsibility for your own action. 19 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,036 He said it was all your fault. 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:00,977 What? 21 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,271 - Well, technically, you kissed me, so... - Are you 15? 22 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:07,484 Regardless, your contract with us has been terminated. 23 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,943 What does that mean? 24 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,112 You're off the course. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,409 Oh, hi. 26 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,396 What do you mean you can't do it? 27 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,691 Right. Okay. You tell me how I'm supposed to represent 28 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,510 post-industrial urban decay without a smoke machine? 29 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,012 - Hello? - Can I borrow a lighter? 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,615 You're not gonna blow anything up, are you? 31 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,158 - No. - I really think my character 32 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,351 would feel the need to drop split in this scene. 33 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,622 If she gets to do drop splits, I should get to do drop splits too. 34 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,939 No drop splits! 35 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,462 You don't have the groin elasticity. 36 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,817 Kash, I can't do this. 37 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,736 - I think I'm dying. - Uh, breathe into this. 38 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,840 The oboe hasn't shown up, the costumes still need to be hemmed, 39 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,051 and we don't have the right cables for the sound system. 40 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,413 This show's gonna be a disaster. Oh, not now. 41 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,170 Ow! My groin. 42 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,424 Why did you put explosives in the watermelon? 43 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,485 - There are no bombs in the fruit. - Oh, fuck this. 44 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,429 I am not time's bitch! 45 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:26,062 Hey? 46 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,189 I can go back again. 47 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,066 Can I borrow a lighter? 48 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,903 Randall, 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,114 are you ready to touch the heavens 50 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:40,493 to achieve what countless generations of artists have tried but failed to reach? 51 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,662 Perfection. 52 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,206 Yeah, go on. 53 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,311 Can you at least get your money back? 54 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,921 No. They said I violated their inappropriate behaviour policy. 55 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,424 Oh, that's not fair. 56 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,735 If you're paying them that much, 57 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,987 you should at least be able to make out with them a little bit. 58 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,763 Right? 59 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,639 George said it's fine though. 60 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,142 'Cause I already know what I need to do to get a power. 61 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,311 Twelve fucking grand for that deep insight. 62 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,474 I should've just microdosed and read a fridge magnet. 63 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,565 Uh, what do you think he meant? 64 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,570 Uh, he said something about moving on from childhood trauma or whatever. 65 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:16,529 Oh. 66 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,453 Do you think he meant your dead dad? 67 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:26,289 Jizz, you have to find homes for these guys. 68 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,749 The flat's not big enough. 69 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,061 It's not even big enough for us. You're sleeping in the bath again. 70 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,545 Exactly. I don't belong anywhere. 71 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,131 I can't abandon my boys to the same fate. 72 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,800 But it's cruel to keep them here. 73 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,011 And besides, the landlord won't let us keep them because... 74 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,554 All landlords are evil. 75 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,600 So, um, do you think George is right? 76 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,936 You're stuck in your childhood trauma. 77 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,688 Only adults get their powers. 78 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,791 I've been listening to this psychology podcast and some... 79 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:52,982 Yeah, I do think he's right. 80 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,736 There is one event from my childhood I've never been able to get over. 81 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,298 - Your dad dying. - When Miss Vallance didn't cast me 82 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,925 in the Year 5 production of Jesus Christ Superstar. 83 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,243 - What? - It's so obvious now that I see it. 84 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,646 I really don't think that's it... 85 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,122 There's only one way to undo that emotional scar. 86 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,791 Cast me in your musical. 87 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:14,004 No. It's my baby. My expensive baby. I'm not letting you inside my baby. 88 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,423 Oh, come on. I'm loud and desperate for attention. 89 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,733 I'm perfect for musical theatre. 90 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,776 No, you'll just mess it up, 91 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,719 and I'll have to go back and undo everything. 92 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,053 You can go back again? 93 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,763 Isn't it great? 94 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,181 We can't fail. 95 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,268 But we're not doing this to be perfect. It's just a bit of fun. 96 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,080 Yeah, and people say that I frequently bring a sense of fun to proceedings. 97 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,581 If I give you a role, will you shut up? 98 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,400 - Yep. - Okay. Um, okay, here. 99 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,763 You can play my wise old master. 100 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,613 Clark has a point. 101 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,133 Just because you have your power back 102 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,534 doesn't necessarily mean you should use it. 103 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,054 Well, you can help me avoid using it by being my stage manager. 104 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,621 Use your voice, remember? 105 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,583 What? Like, telling people what to do? 106 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,044 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, I don't know. 107 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,504 But you're good at real things. I'm just the ideas guy. 108 00:04:56,588 --> 00:05:00,800 No, I need my hands free so I can focus on birthing this art baby. 109 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,551 Oh, okay. 110 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,072 It's our opening and closing night. It has to be perfect. 111 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,431 This is one ugly baby. 112 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,397 Hello, little fella. 113 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,066 Oh, our cat just died. 114 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,902 We're looking to find another one to spoil. 115 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,696 Mmm. So, you admit you can't keep a cat alive? 116 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,239 Well-Well, he was 21. 117 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,658 Well, I can't have you project your grief onto my boy. 118 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,869 It's not good for his mental health. 119 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,205 Ah. 120 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,831 Look at me. It's fine. 121 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,001 - Cast! All together now! Howdy! - Over here. Yeah. 122 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,295 I think, and I'm r... I'm really sorry if I'm wrong, 123 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:41,341 but I-I think you're all due on stage, like, soon. 124 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,720 Excuse me. 125 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,180 Excuse me. 126 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,598 L-Like, now... 127 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,267 ...could-could be good. 128 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,894 Rub the bump. 129 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,938 No. Right, louder then. 130 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:59,109 Here! Fuck off. Get your arses on that stage! 131 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,487 Thank you. 132 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,282 Maybe I should just channel someone more assertive. 133 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,912 No! How are you going to learn to be fucking independent bitch Carrie 134 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,675 if you're always channelling someone else? 135 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,083 So, you're the one always making her do it. 136 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,251 What are you doing here? 137 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,837 I'm working! I'm the official seamstress, I'll have you know. 138 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,798 And I'm still not talking to you, so... 139 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,561 Well, I'm not talking to you either, so... 140 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,429 Jen, I think you should tell her about the clinic. 141 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,807 I... 142 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,435 I got kicked out of the clinic. 143 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,921 - What did you do? - What did I do? 144 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,189 - It wasn't her fault. - Yeah, I'm innocent. 145 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,524 Well, no. Okay, I-I did... 146 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,736 I hooked up with my coach. 147 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,030 Mary, really. Transference. 148 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:48,199 Very common in these mentor-patient relationships. 149 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,802 I've been listening to this psychology... 150 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,996 Oh, go on, tell me off. I'm irresponsible. I always do this. 151 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,041 What a waste of money. Threaten to abort me, et cetera. 152 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,840 I have to go. 153 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,095 So much for sympathy. 154 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,685 She loves cats. 155 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,330 What are the first steps you should take 156 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:20,023 when your cat displays early signs of feline AIDS? 157 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,324 Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin. 158 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,248 Oh, shit. 159 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,247 Oh, no! Criminals. 160 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,807 We need the law. 161 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,977 We need better street lighting. 162 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,981 We need to address social inequality and produce lasting structural change. 163 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,151 No. You need a hero. 164 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,657 Jesus Christ. 165 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,648 Wait. 166 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,942 Wait, wait. That was off. So pitchy. 167 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,861 Um... uh... 168 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,404 I mean... 169 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,206 That's it. 170 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,773 No, let's take it from the top. 171 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,410 Nope! Too old! 172 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,041 I think it's gonna be a private education. 173 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,585 Yeah. 174 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,255 Uh, okay, okay. You're on in 30 seconds. 175 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,108 Yeah, I'm just gonna nip out and grab a coffee. 176 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,010 What? No. Uh, I'd prefer it if you didn't do that. 177 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,845 Relax. We've got ages. 178 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:40,181 Behold the awesome power of The Wriggler. 179 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,503 - Am I back on the course? - Jen, thank God. Please help. 180 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,034 That's a weapon! A weapon! 181 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,277 - Can you please come and call her off? - Call who off? 182 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,329 Oh, no! A rapist! 183 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,653 Dynamite Lad. 184 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,082 Explode the rapist! 185 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,135 Oh, no! A rapist! 186 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:22,974 Dynamite Lad, give the rapist a stern talking-to. 187 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,603 Uh, we'll let you off this time, 188 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,022 but d-don't do it again. 189 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,148 - What? - Uh... 190 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,317 That's not the cue. 191 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,640 Should I detonate it? 192 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,364 Uh... Um... sorry. 193 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,595 - Such a good script. - Yeah, when you came out as a worm. 194 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,496 - It's the specificity. - I know. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,307 I went out there, and I channelled the character. 196 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,921 See, this is exactly why I didn't want you to use your power tonight. 197 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,381 You'll never be satisfied. 198 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,466 I just wanna do something perfectly for once. 199 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,718 I don't wanna fuck up again like I always do. 200 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,305 I'm not perfect. You gonna start rewinding me? 201 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,556 No. 202 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,143 Unless you want me to. You were a bit flat on that last number. 203 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,731 Only a bit flat! 204 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,192 Life isn't a rehearsal, Kash. 205 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,196 What does that mean? 206 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,115 Come on out. Come on out, I said! 207 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,258 Is that the police? 208 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,219 - Mum! Mum, Mum. - I wanna talk to them. Call them! 209 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,930 - Hey, whoa, Mum, put the hurley down. - Oh, thank God. Jen. 210 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,873 Jennifer, please get out of the way so I can beat this man... 211 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,750 - She's insane. - You're fucking right, I am! 212 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,461 No one takes advantage of my daughter. 213 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,339 - She kissed me, technically. - Oh, for Christ's sake. 214 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,508 Can you not move your lips out of the way? 215 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:43,263 She's had a shit time of it, and she's got absolutely nothing going on. 216 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,723 You're having a go at him, not me. 217 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:48,560 She's young and stupid and vulnerable. 218 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,896 I expect her to fuck up. But you? 219 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,108 You should have enough hair on your arse to know right from wrong. 220 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,236 Yeah, and I want my money back. You promised me a power. 221 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,447 It's not rocket science, Jen. You're smart. 222 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,615 - You can figure it out. - Just tell me what to do. 223 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,012 Tell her to put that stick down first. 224 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,247 Oh. Is this... Is this your car? 225 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,124 No, don't! She's got her MOT on Tuesday. 226 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,268 - Ah. - Please, please. 227 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,292 Hold on, hold on! 228 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,335 Tell me what to do. 229 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,423 You have to say goodbye to your dad. Permanently. 230 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,550 You've got to move on. 231 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,471 Bullshit. 232 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,835 I did what you said. 233 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,226 Yeah. I don't give a fuck. 234 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,106 Go on, girl! Now, go on! 235 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,983 Come on! Yes! 236 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,569 Whoa! Okay, that's enough. That's enough! Stop it! Come on. 237 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,404 Come on, run! Run, run, run, run! 238 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,281 Yeah! Fuck you, you wanker! 239 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,343 - Stupid car! Hate you! - Sick pervert! 240 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,369 Yeah, your car is shite! 241 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,829 Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 242 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,793 They're trying to make me pay for eight tickets, 243 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:55,335 but what if I just cover their little eyes like this? 244 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,629 You haven't given them away? Jizz. 245 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,215 I'm not gonna give them away to strangers. That's unnatural. 246 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,716 You're wearing teats. 247 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,259 They need their family. 248 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,596 I-I don't want these guys to spend their whole lives wondering where they belong. 249 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,848 - But... - They're staying with me, 250 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,975 and I'm gonna name them. 251 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:11,976 Don't. 252 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,060 Milk bag. 253 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,147 - Seat belt. - Please stop naming them. 254 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,899 - I-I really think it's... - The fat one. 255 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,401 Brick! 256 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,045 - David... - Robert Jizzlord Clutton, 257 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,529 shut up and listen to me! 258 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,698 We adopted you, and we love you. 259 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,950 Someone will adopt these kittens and love them. 260 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,452 You belong with us. Do you understand? 261 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,662 I... 262 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,622 Now, as soon as this musical is over, 263 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,125 you march your lily white ass home 264 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,545 and find owners for those adorable munchkins, 265 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,296 or so help me God. 266 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,881 Yes, sir. 267 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,176 Oh, I treasure our friendship. 268 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,014 Yes. 269 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,102 Okay, let's work the problem. Move 18C up to 18A. 270 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,185 Where is she? 271 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,480 - Anyone got eyes on Jen? - Negative. 272 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,774 Okay. Megan fills in. Let's get her in costume. 273 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,735 Clark, get me a Sharpie. Cue cards. 274 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,029 Let's go, people. Look alive. 275 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,448 - I'm here. I'm here, I'm here. - Oh, thank God. 276 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,950 - Okay. - Why you disappointed? 277 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,663 Well, it's just that I feel alive for the first time in my life. 278 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,917 Making decisions, being in charge. 279 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:23,423 I thought the chaos would consume me, but it's only made me more powerful. 280 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,760 I can do anything. I'm never gonna die! 281 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,096 - That's my bitch. Mm-hmm. - Now, this bitch needs you in costume. 282 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,657 - You wanna get your power, right? - Huh? 283 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,100 Performing. Miss Vallance. Jesus Christ Superstar. 284 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,745 Getting over your childhood trauma. Keep up, Jen. 285 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,229 - Yeah, of course. - You still think this will work, right? 286 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,482 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 287 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,361 Where are the arm holes? 288 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,696 Master! 289 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,574 It was Flame-O. 290 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,119 He broke in using his incredible flame powers and shot me. 291 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,954 You'll be okay. I can save you. 292 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,456 No. You... 293 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:02,921 You are my most smart and attractive pupil. 294 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,881 The city needs you! 295 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,633 But you can't die. 296 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,468 You're only one day away from retirement. 297 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,263 Yes, yes. I'm only one day away from retirement 298 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,474 - as a wizard or something, is it? - Jen. 299 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,314 But you can't die. You're only one day away from retirement, 300 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,818 and I'm not ready to face Flame-O on my own. 301 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,028 What if I fail? 302 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,988 Then you will learn. 303 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,199 Our mistakes teach us, 304 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,077 but only if we are brave enough to make them. 305 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,706 Fuck, that's deep. 306 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,666 Huh? 307 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,789 It's your line. 308 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,044 Oh, shit. 309 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,296 You're right, Master. 310 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,966 If I wanna become the hero I was born to be, 311 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,093 I have to let you go. 312 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:55,432 I will mourn your passing, but I have to move on. 313 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:06,276 Wait... Or I couldn't stick around, you know, as a ghost or something? 314 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,759 You know? Just-Just hanging around. 315 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,405 - No. - Y-You don't have to do this. 316 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,091 You could move on, and I can still be here. 317 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,409 - It makes total sense story-wise. - Jen. 318 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,288 No... I don't know why everyone is so fucking obsessed with me dying! 319 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,001 I don't want to die. I'm not going anywhere. 320 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,672 Why do I have to go? It's not fair. It's not... 321 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,424 It's not fucking fair. 322 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,179 Lights down. 323 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,857 Let her go, Flame-O. 324 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,234 Never! 325 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,158 There's something I have to do. 326 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,077 All right. 327 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,333 I figured out why it didn't explode. 328 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,169 I forgot to prime the detonator charge before we closed him up. 329 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,712 Okay. So, do that. 330 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,880 But it's all sealed up. 331 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,840 Then get him to phase his hand in and do it. 332 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,342 I'm not sticking my hand in there. 333 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,136 Let's go, Jen. 334 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,890 It's just a little finger. 335 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,228 What does it feel like? 336 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,855 - It's like a switch. - I can't find it. 337 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,525 It's right down the back. Root around. 338 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,738 As we speak, my fearless vigilantes are giving your henchmen a pounding. 339 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,623 Yeah. I mean, that'll do it. 340 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,930 We've really fucked up, guys. 341 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,558 - Shall we just go get pizza? - Yeah. 342 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,352 - Is it over? - But what about the city? 343 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,147 It's just Milton Keynes. Who gives a shit? 344 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,568 Sorry for being a dick. 345 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:17,323 It's gonna be hard for me, but I promise to try my best to fuck up in the future. 346 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,992 I think you'll manage it. 347 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,501 Whoo! 348 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,901 I'll just... 349 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,486 I'll, um... 350 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,863 Bye. 351 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,327 Are you sure? 352 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,371 Okay. 353 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,428 Oh. 354 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,138 It's time, isn't it? 355 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,225 I'm sick of all your dad jokes, so... 356 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,936 Jesus. They're not that bad, are they? 357 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,530 It's not that I don't wanna talk to you anymore. 358 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:39,030 - I do. I really, really do. - I know. 359 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,908 I know. It's okay, pet. 360 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,371 Maybe you can just stay a bit longer. Just a little bit. 361 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,499 You haven't seen me do anything yet. It's just... 362 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,838 I can be better. I want you to see a better version of me. 363 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,218 I think this version's perfect. 364 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,058 Knock, knock. 365 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:10,812 Who's there? 366 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,857 Toodle. 367 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,776 Toodle who? 368 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:24,743 He's gone. 369 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,664 I'm so sorry. He's gone. 370 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,542 Come on. 371 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,964 I didn't know what to do, so I made some sandwich... 372 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,551 Aw. 373 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,887 Oh. 374 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:45,889 Oh. 375 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,329 Look after my boy. 376 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,541 Thank you. 377 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,986 Your mum's right. The void is a good place for it. 378 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,847 Yeah, and it's just pure coincidence she had an old microwave to get rid of. 379 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,493 "Oh, I know you've been through something emotionally devastating, 380 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,477 but please think of my white goods." 381 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,125 - You're a funny guy. - You okay? 382 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,693 Uh, that wasn't meant as a joke. 383 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,324 Well, is anything... 384 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:51,162 I don't want to jinx it, but I have felt a little tingling in my fingertips. 385 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,332 That's definitely a symptom of getting your power. I read it somewhere. 386 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,918 Try something. You can do it. 387 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,764 Use your hands. 388 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,357 Don't worry. Try again! 389 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:32,996 Keep trying, keep trying. 390 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,870 Yay! 391 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,707 - Oh, my God. - Yes! Come on! 392 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,168 I've got my power. 393 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,264 Nah, this was one of mine. Sorry, Jen. 394 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:36,559 - What? - Oh, it was on a timer, not a switch. 395 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,521 My bad. 396 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,817 Oh, Jen. 397 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:45,819 Hey. 398 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,529 No, it's fine. 399 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,532 It's fine. It's fine. 400 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,994 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna throw this in the void. 401 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,878 - Want us to come with you... - No, it's fine. 402 00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:59,082 I want to be alone. 403 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,688 What's going in? 404 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,481 - Treasured memories? - Five quid. 405 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,614 Where does it go? 406 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:36,828 - Don't know. Somewhere else. - Somewhere good? 407 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,664 Just somewhere else. 408 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,377 If you wanna dive in, I can look the other way for an extra 20. 409 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,379 No, just these. 410 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,464 Right. Go on. 411 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,203 Jen! 412 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,416 Jen? 413 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,588 I know you said you wanted to be alone, but... 414 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:30,965 That's fucking stupid! 415 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,176 Are you okay? 416 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,346 - No. - Come on. 417 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:37,931 We're coming. 418 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,370 Sometimes you do everything right, 419 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,123 and the universe still doesn't hold up its end of the bargain. 420 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,291 God, if I ever meet the universe, I'm gonna... 421 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,921 Let's go home. Get a cuppa, hmm? 422 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,441 You know, I don't know why she's throwing this away. 423 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,175 I mean, it's perfectly good. 424 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:16,886 - Just chuck it, Kash. Oh, my God. - No, but it still works. Look. 425 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,180 Ow! Whoa! 426 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,873 Uh, guys? 427 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:50,837 Teeny tiny problem. 428 00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:07,937 You've got to be shitting me. 31559

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