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You over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hi.

Hey.

What's up?

Nothing. I'm fine.

What happened?

Nothing. It's nothing cool.

Come on, tell me.

Okay.

You know that there's this girl.

Yeah?

Yeah. And tomorrow we're gonna go for a date.

Eeeeh?

Come on. Don't make fun of me.

And there's a girl I really like.

And I'm probably gonna have to kiss.

But I'm...

Come on.

I'm just not prepared for it.

Yeah, you never kissed before?

No.

I kissed like a thousand times.

Just...

You know, this girl is really important for me.

I don't know what to do.

I'm worried.

I understand.

I can help you prepare.

Really?

Yeah.

Show me what you got. Kiss me.

Okay.

How was it?

Not bad, but I'll show you something.

Hey guys, what are you doing?

Nothing. Teach him how to kiss.

Really?

Yeah.

That's interesting.

Really? You don't know how to kiss?

Of course I know how to kiss, just... you know...

Tomorrow I'm gonna have a date.

And...

Wow!

Come on!

And this girl is very important for me.

And I just wanna do the best.

And I'm just very worried about...

You're very nice.

I'm just worried about things.

I should just try to ease my pain a little bit.

Okay, show me what you...

Okay.

Okay.

I can show you something, too.

So much you know.

Okay.

But you know what? Let's show him how to do this.

Okay, okay. Like this, honey.

Let me see what you're teaching so far.

Okay.

Come on.

You know what?

What?

I'll show you the man how it's done.

Honey, come here baby.

You wanna try?

Can I?

Yes, sure.

Honey?

Okay.

That's it.

Okay.

You see that? Come on.

I'm excited to see.

Come and eat your snack, mommy.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, that's right.

Aw, you're so cute.

Oh yeah.

Fuck your sweat mummies.

Pussy.

Yeah.

Ehhhhhh

Ah...

It's good.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Are you ready for your date?

Ah, I guess.