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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,399 I cannot believe that I am eating Nana Sugar's cookies 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,318 with Nana Sugar. [ Laughs ] 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,612 My mom and I used to try to re-create your recipe, 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,573 but we could never figure out your secret ingredient. 5 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:16,159 Oh, honey, nobody ever could. [ Chuckles ] 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,161 TJ: Cool! That's awesome, Cheryl. 7 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,787 So who's the fella? 8 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,081 He's that sportswriter I was telling you about. 9 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,833 Well, why are you sitting here gabbing with me? 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,544 It's just, he's the sweetest guy, 11 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,213 and he's nice to everyone. 12 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:31,966 And nice is typically not my type. 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,801 Let me tell you something, honey. Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,804 Women always think they need something edgy, 15 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:40,975 but nothing beats a classic chocolate chip cookie. 16 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,187 So you think I could be with a chocolate chip cookie? 17 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,813 Like a glass of milk. 18 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,442 Thanks, Nana Sugar. You're a real one. 19 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,944 Are you ready for me to send off your obituary? 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,695 I am. Okay. 21 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,365 Oh, and, Nell, the secret ingredient? 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,992 ♪♪ 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,828 It's mono-saturated glutamate. 24 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,372 Ah. 25 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,416 Captions by VITAC... 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:10,421 ♪♪ 27 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,006 [ Clears throat ] Hey. Hey. 28 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,258 I didn't know someone was in here. 29 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,468 It's me again, the guy who's been stealing 30 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,387 the news floor's coffee every day. 31 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,805 You know, at some point, 32 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:19,931 I'm gonna have to start charging you. 33 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,225 Hey, so I am coaching 34 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,853 the office softball game tomorrow against KQUT. 35 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,189 We got Carl, Mason, Cheryl. 36 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,483 It's looking really good. Cool, sounds awesome. 37 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,402 Yeah, softball's really fun. I used to play a lot. 38 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,695 Hey. Yeah? 39 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,821 Do you want to play tomorrow? 40 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,239 Absolutely not. 41 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,263 Okay. 42 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,576 Okay. Okay. 43 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,245 Alright. 44 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,062 Well... goodbye. 45 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,584 Hey. What? 46 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,253 What is wrong with you? Why didn't you say yes? 47 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,921 I thought you liked him. I used to play in high school, 48 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,465 and I could get just... I get a little bit competitive. 49 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,134 But that was like 20 years ago, 50 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,468 so I'm sure you're not even that good anymore. 51 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,345 What'd you just say to me?! Okay! 52 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,638 Have you seen these feet? Do you know how fast I can run? 53 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,015 Have you seen these arms? 54 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,599 Alright. I see your point. Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,310 But, Nell, he just asked you out. 56 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,936 And if you do not give a guy attention 57 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,938 within five minutes of him giving you attention, 58 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,982 he biologically moves on. 59 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,610 That's fast. I know. I saw it on TikTok. 60 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,695 You still brushing up on how the youth dates these days? 61 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,365 Yes. Which is why I will be your Crush Coach, okay? 62 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,618 I'm gonna help you keep the softball monster at bay. 63 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,287 So first things first, we got to get you back in the game. 64 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,705 You're right. Yes. 65 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,915 I'm going to tell him I'm in. 66 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,335 Yes! Put some rizz on it. Come again? 67 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,378 I need to step away from social media for a while. 68 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,339 Dennis: The coffee on the sports floor is next level. 69 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,091 Our coffee on the news floor is so nasty it is undrankable. 70 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,927 Yeah, I'm not gonna drink it. 71 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,596 Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? 72 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,222 We need one more player for the softball game, 73 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,099 and I was hoping someone was gonna take it, 74 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,560 but she didn't. Who's the halftime performer? 75 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,188 If it's Beyoncé, I'm in. If it's Katy Perry, I'm out. 76 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,815 No, it's just a casual game against KQUT News. 77 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,484 Did you say KQUT? 78 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,693 Um, yes? 79 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,570 I used to work for KQUT. 80 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,281 Yeah. Almost had an on-air career there. 81 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,492 Oh, cool. Yes, it would've been cool. 82 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,244 Would've been very cool, until my office romance soured 83 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,413 and my ex-girlfriend stabbed me in the back after our breakup 84 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,249 and ruined all of my dreams of reporting traffic 85 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,668 live from the chopper. 86 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,002 Well, luckily, it all worked out. 87 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,337 You have a husband and kids. 88 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,797 And they do their best. 89 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,840 But I always dreamed of running into her 90 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,842 and telling her off to her face, 91 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,596 and this is the perfect opportunity. 92 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,474 Yes. Yes, I am in. [ Laughs ] 93 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,642 I'll need a mitten. A glove. 94 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,851 Yeah, okay. 95 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,062 Hey! 96 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,981 Hey, so, uh, you wanted to see me? 97 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,692 I have very big news. 98 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,237 Edward and I will be having our first date tomorrow night, 99 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,030 and I officially have first-date jitters. 100 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,408 Wow. This is a very busy day for the Crush Coach. 101 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,660 Okay, well, this one is a no-brainer. 102 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,438 Just pretend that you have been sleeping with Edward for weeks. 103 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,999 Because you've been sleeping with Edward for weeks. 104 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,085 Yes, but a date is so much more intimate. 105 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:57,422 Sam, we have to look at each other from across a table. 106 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,258 Order from a menu. Split an iceberg wedge. 107 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,301 Is an iceberg wedge more intimate than...? 108 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,096 Oh, Sam, I plan on spending the entire day prepping, 109 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,682 mm-hmm... a blowout, makeup, teeth whitening. 110 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,686 Alexis, did you know that the newspaper is playing KQUT 111 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,271 in a softball game tomorrow? 112 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,689 I did not. I'll have it canceled immediately. 113 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,232 C-Canceled? No. 114 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,900 You see, I've had a longstanding rivalry 115 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,403 with the station's owner, Sharon Darynson. 116 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,447 At Rupert Murdoch's White Party, 117 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,490 she stole that last shrimp on the buffet 118 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,118 right out from under me. I had already called it. 119 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,953 I know how much you hate shellfish power games. 120 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:33,332 So I want her to see me at the game tomorrow with my daughter. 121 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,461 Why? Because her children hate her. 122 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,879 [ Laughs ] 123 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:41,090 Well, so much for my day of date prep, 124 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,343 all because of my warm relationship with my father. 125 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,429 Yeah. 126 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,847 Alright. I've been thinking about it, 127 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,223 and I changed my mind. 128 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,768 I definitely do want to be in the game. 129 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,021 Oh. Uh... Oh, damn. What? 130 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,647 I just gave the last spot to Dennis. 131 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,691 What? But you wouldn't mind 132 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,276 giving Nell your spot, would you? 133 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,613 No. I am going to go out onto that court, 134 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,156 single-handedly win the game, 135 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,575 and give Pearl a piece of my mind. 136 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,202 [ Chuckles ] 137 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,496 Nell, we'll miss you tomorrow. 138 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,247 Okay. Dennis, I'm going to 139 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,041 get you some softball tutorials. Thank you. 140 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,792 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 141 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,711 Dennis... Dennis, what the hell?! 142 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,796 TJ wanted me to play. If I don't make it on that team, 143 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,633 he's gonna biologically move on. Oh, I did see that TikTok. 144 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,552 But, girl, I cannot support an in-office flirtuation. 145 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,513 What? No one should have to go through 146 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,223 what Pearl and I did. 147 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,558 You're welcome. [ Stammers ] 148 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,936 Hey! See you on the field tomorrow, buddy boy. 149 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,312 We'll talk crypto strat in the dugout. 150 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,814 Man: Thanks. [ Chuckles ] Sports. 151 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,900 Mason, good morning. 152 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,610 So, I need your spot in the game tomorrow. 153 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,154 [ Chuckles ] Ohh, no can do, Shmelly Nelly. 154 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,948 LinkedIn says that out of office activities 155 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,282 are the number one way to network 156 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,117 and make meaningful connections. 157 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,162 I didn't want to have to do this, but, um... 158 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,540 I know some things you don't want out in the open. 159 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,375 Like what? Three words... 160 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,961 Christmas party. Wrapping paper. Tina. 161 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,254 It's yours. 162 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,048 ♪♪ 163 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,575 Wow, that was a good guess. [ Shivers ] 164 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,515 Welcome to the big game! The Rumble in the Park, 165 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,267 the battle of the presses, 166 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,936 the first ever head-to-head throw-down between KQUT 167 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,254 and your SoCal Independents. 168 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,442 Ooh! Hey, look at you. Hey. 169 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,778 This outfit says I'm a player, and I'm a play a. 170 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,488 I am. Yeah. 171 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,739 But I'm not sure I can say the rest for my team. 172 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:29,991 Carl's doing Karate Kid. 173 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,660 Ruth wore Birkenstocks. 174 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,245 And, Greg, what is Greg even doing here? 175 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,122 Greg is allergic to bees! 176 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,665 Okay, so we're not going to care about any of that. 177 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,209 We are going to focus on flirting with TJ. Right. 178 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,669 Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. 179 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,296 Ooh, boy, that's a lot of gum. Mm-hmm. 180 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,464 What's going on here? What? 181 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,049 These look like they're from the '80s and not the good part. 182 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,843 Those are my lucky shades. I took my team to state finals 183 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,678 in those. They should have stayed there, okay? 184 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,514 So time out. Pay attention to your Crush Coach. 185 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,850 Uh-huh. Okay. There we go. Head in the game. 186 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,393 These are the only plays that you need to care about, alright? 187 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,186 The first one is called the Look Away. 188 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,688 Okay. We're gonna smile. 189 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,773 Gonna laugh. [ Chuckles ] 190 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,483 We're gonna look away. 191 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,944 I can do that. Next up is the Squeeze Play. 192 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,529 This is how the Squeeze... Oh, I know the Squeeze Play. 193 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,031 This is when a batter bunts, and the guy on third 194 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,449 tries to steal home. [ Chuckles ] 195 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,034 Get that out of your brain. 196 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,368 That is disgusting. 197 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,746 The Squeeze Play goes down like this. 198 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,997 Okay. You do a touch. 199 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,081 Oh. You do a squeeze. 200 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,375 Ooh. You do a release. 201 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,169 I just got goosebumps. I know! 202 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,545 Alright, well, thank you for the training, 203 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,213 but don't worry, I got this. Yeah. 204 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,506 Today is about me and TJ. That's right. 205 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,383 I'm not even going to think about the fact 206 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,302 that Cheryl is in the outfield pulling dandelions. 207 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,137 Cheryl, what the hell are you doing?! 208 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,306 Get up! This is gonna be a long season. 209 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,767 To your feet, Cheryl! To your feet. 210 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,520 Today's game is a veritable who's who in news and softball. 211 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,690 I believe I spot kajillionaire Duncan Rhodes. 212 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,108 How fun. 213 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,320 Chairs with no armrests or cushions 214 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,322 or backs. 215 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,074 Well, well, well. 216 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,577 If it isn't Sharon Darynson. 217 00:07:56,601 --> 00:08:00,164 Look at her, huh, showing up in her business casual, 218 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,124 trying to make me feel bad, 219 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:06,212 like I'm some kind of stiff, out-of-touch corporate titan. 220 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,423 Well, not today, Sharon Darynson. 221 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,175 Huh? 222 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,968 Do me a favor. Hold this, will you? 223 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,619 Put the hot dog down. 224 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,183 What the hell are you doing? 225 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,601 [ Muffled ] Whitening trays. 226 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,561 I have a special meeting later tonight. 227 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,463 Keep the mouth apparatus away from Sharon Darynson. 228 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,693 Wow, I love the cleats. 229 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,028 Thanks. Yeah, I'm still the same size I was in high school. 230 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,054 [ Giggles ] 231 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,199 [ Chuckling ] Okay. 232 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,826 Hey, team, let's huddle up. 233 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,452 Alright. I want today to be all about fun. 234 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,496 Win or lose, we're gonna have a great time. 235 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,789 Mm. What position do you guys want to play? 236 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,207 I don't care, as long as I get the chance 237 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,750 to tell my ex-girlfriend 238 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,168 that she is a life-stealing, poisonous serpent. 239 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,629 So... third base? Yeah, sure. 240 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,798 Cheryl, what position do you think sounds fun? 241 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,591 Well, shortstop sounds cute. 242 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,845 It sounds like short stack, and I love pancakes. 243 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,596 That is cute. 244 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,016 Um, Coach, just, uh... just curious. I-I really love 245 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,476 the, like, "win, lose, picking positions for fun" thing. 246 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,895 But also, when I used to play, 247 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,565 you know, we would give people positions based on their skills 248 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,692 so that we had the best chance at winning. [ Chuckles ] 249 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,444 Nell bringing the fire. I like it. 250 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,487 Oh. Rah. Yeah. Where do you want to play? 251 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,281 Oh, it doesn't matter to me, but... Shortstop. 252 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,533 [ Clears throat ] Sorry, Cheryl. 253 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,034 Mm! 254 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,536 Ah, ow. 255 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,538 Okay. You can have shortstop. Yay. 256 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,998 Cheryl, I think you're gonna find 257 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,166 second base a lot of laughs. 258 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,418 Doesn't sound like short stack. 259 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,879 Let's go ahead and warm up. Yeah. 260 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,922 I think I have three or four bottles or something. 261 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,050 Oh, God. Lexi's here. 262 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,051 Why don't you go sit with her? 263 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,677 I can't. Why? 264 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,304 I've prepared two hours' worth of topics 265 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,680 to discuss on our first date 266 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,557 college, movies, 267 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,393 favorite land mammal should get us through dessert. 268 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,437 But I can't afford to burn through any of these 269 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,022 before tonight. I'm sure you will 270 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,566 come up with something to talk about naturally. 271 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,651 Open conversation isn't really a comfortable space for me. 272 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,528 If I know women, 273 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:57,740 Lexi definitely wants you to come over there. 274 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,159 [ Quietly ] Oh, please don't come over here. 275 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,828 Go on. Please don't come over here. 276 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,622 Look at her, huh? [ Slurps ] 277 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,665 Trying to play the mind games. 278 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:10,002 Yeah? I'll take the bait, Sharon Darynson. 279 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,338 ♪♪ 280 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,465 Hello, Sharon. I didn't see you here. 281 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,926 I saw you see me, so that's a lie. 282 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,178 So, how's TV news, huh? 283 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,555 Oh, I'm sorry, are you legally allowed 284 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,518 to refer to what you spray all over the screen as "news"? 285 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,478 Our numbers have never been better. 286 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,522 How is print journalism? Is that still circling the drain, 287 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,607 or did society already flush it? 288 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,317 We're holding our own. That's because 289 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,319 my asthmatic 97-year-old grandmother 290 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,321 still subscribes to your paper. 291 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,491 She uses it to line her cockatoo's birdcage. 292 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:44,078 She's incontinent. The bird, not my grandmother. 293 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,496 Grandma's as tight as a drum. 294 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,872 You know what? You and your grandma 295 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,791 can insult me all you want, 296 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,626 but I don't think you're going to be so full of yourselves 297 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,711 when you lose today. 298 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,255 Oh, really? Well, if you're so sure you're going to win, 299 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,714 why don't we make a little wager 300 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,092 to make this game a little bit more interesting? 301 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,554 A little shrimp wager? No, thanks. 302 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,581 Let's go jumbo, Sharon Darynson. 303 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,227 Let's see who we have in the crowd. 304 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,354 Any lovebirds for the kiss cam? 305 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,505 Hello, there. Hello. 306 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,735 So, this is softball. 307 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:21,198 Yes. I love how 308 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,993 outside it is. 309 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,162 You're gonna do that right out here in the open? 310 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,831 What are you, a cop? 311 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,040 How's our girl doing? 312 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,375 She seems a little intense. 313 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,026 Nell! Hey, Nell. 314 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,382 What the hell kind of sign is that? 315 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,758 Pull your braid over your shoulder. 316 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,576 It looks really cute that way. 317 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,016 Like that. You ready to play? 318 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,642 I was born ready. Good. 319 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,394 Oh. 'Cause I'm gonna call this game 320 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,979 tighter than a beetle's butt crack. 321 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,356 You're gonna rue the day you stole my spot. 322 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,902 I am gonna haunt your dreams. 323 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,862 Batter up! Geez. 324 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,614 Play ball! 325 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,950 ♪ Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony ♪ 326 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,744 [ Cheers and applause ] 327 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,204 Man: You're out! 328 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,622 Looking good out there, Serrano. 329 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,706 Thanks. 330 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,918 ♪ Come on Mony ♪ 331 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,795 [ Grunts ] Great job out there, Carl! 332 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,465 Yeah. Keep it up. "It" being your glove 333 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,134 so that you don't miss easy flies, okay? 334 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,637 Sam: Nell! ♪ You gotta toss and turn and feel all right ♪ 335 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,888 I mean I believe in your ability 336 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,473 to use your hands and your eyes! 337 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,642 You want a drink? Yes! 338 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:33,604 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 339 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,190 ♪ 'Cause you make me feel ♪ 340 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,192 Mason: Safe! What?! 341 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,319 Safe?! Safe?! Are you kidding?! 342 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,655 Did you see what I saw? Safe? You know what's not safe? 343 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,865 You're not safe, Mason. So you better sleep with one eye open, 344 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,868 you little bi-i 345 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,454 beautiful baby boy. [ Laughs ] 346 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,581 Mm! 347 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,500 Ah, rough start for the SoCal Independents. 348 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,693 Let's see if someone scored in the stands. 349 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,340 Have you 350 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,551 seen any good movies? 351 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,369 Yes. 352 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,557 Awkward. 353 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,143 And now up to bat, Dennis Simbeaux-Jones. 354 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,853 You got this, Dennis, okay? 355 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,438 Pearl: Easy out! You just get on first, 356 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,524 and ol' Nelly's gonna take you right on home. 357 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,442 Easy out! You know, I already 358 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,986 told off Pearl this morning. 359 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,570 Nell: Oh! In the shower. 360 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,656 In my head. It actually went really well. 361 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,783 Mm. Did you get on base in the shower? 362 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,451 'Cause that's what I need you to do. 363 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,829 Okay. Let's go. Come on, Dennis! Let's go. 364 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,873 Oh. [ Chuckles ] Whoo! 365 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,292 Pearl: Yeah, easy out. 366 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,002 Also, he'll ditch you on your birthday 367 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,296 to watch a preview of "Shrek the Musical." 368 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,548 Previews are where the magic happens. 369 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,675 [ Cheers and applause ] 370 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:48,303 ♪♪ 371 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,556 Mason: Strike one. 372 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,349 Strike. 373 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,851 Strike three. You're out. 374 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,310 Pearl: I told you. 375 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,646 [ Crowd booing ] 376 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,398 Wrong way. Dennis: Huh? 377 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,941 Got it. 378 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,818 I love the feeling of winning. 379 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,778 It's like eating the last shrimp. 380 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:05,821 [ Clears throat ] 381 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,740 I knew it was on purpose. 382 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,825 Of course it was. I saw the way you looked at that shrimp 383 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,410 and then made a yummy sound. 384 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,079 You left the tail just to taunt me, didn't you? 385 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,248 Here's the kicker. I'm allergic to shellfish, 386 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,250 so it made my throat close and my mouth laugh. 387 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,710 [ Chuckles ] 388 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,587 ♪♪ 389 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,589 [ Cheers and applause ] 390 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:29,613 ♪♪ 391 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,764 Yes! Yes! 392 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,808 Ah, another disappointing ending for your SoCal Independents, 393 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,226 who are down 4-0. 394 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,021 Okay. Time out! Nell? Okay. 395 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,981 How do you think it's going today? 396 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,150 Well, I don't think we're going to make it on Sports Center, 397 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,777 but we're having fun and doing our best. 398 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,028 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 399 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,154 Nell, what do you think? 400 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,073 Yeah, I-I think what TJ said. 401 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,199 Alright, what if I told you 402 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,409 I had $1 million riding on this game? 403 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,161 What would you do differently? I'd bring Carl in. 404 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,412 He can barely pick up a stapler, 405 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,039 let alone throw from the outfield. 406 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,582 I'd move Sara to first 'cause she can't run 407 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,751 in those heel spurs. And Dave is a lefty, 408 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,169 so I'd bring him to the right field, 409 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,504 and I'd push Jill to center. Interesting. 410 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,922 Alright, give me the ball, Skipper. 411 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,465 Alright, Nell's the coach now. 412 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,134 Oh, I... No, is... He was doing great. 413 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,159 You came to win the game. 414 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,371 [ Chuckles ] 415 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,250 What the hell you looking at? 416 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,085 Huh? 417 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,819 Here's where we're at, folks. SoCal is losing, 418 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,153 romance is fizzling, and rumor has it 419 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,321 there's a major wager on the game. 420 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,115 I really screwed that up. You did, 421 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,619 and I was giving you all the signals. 422 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,453 What is that supposed to even mean? 423 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,871 Your boobs look great, and it makes me really happy. 424 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,748 [ Laughs ] We've been drinking. 425 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,958 Okay, what am I supposed to do now? 426 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,292 Duncan wants me to win, 427 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,752 TJ thinks I'm a softball monster, 428 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,712 and now our flirtuation is a disaster. 429 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,423 That is called a "flirsaster." 430 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,092 [ Laughing ] That's funny, Cricket. 431 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,510 Cricket, this is not funny, okay? 432 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,512 This is a very delicate situation 433 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,930 where one person needs to admit that they like the other one, 434 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,682 but we're running out of time. 435 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,933 Come on, Crush Coach, what am I supposed to do? 436 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,476 Let me consult the experts. 437 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,936 I follow this great 22-year-old influencer. 438 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,563 She will know exactly what to do. Okay? 439 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,314 Are you two really looking at social media 440 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,275 to figure out how to talk to people and be real? 441 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,734 Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,403 Do you know what we did in my day? Mnh. 443 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,488 We talked to people, and we were real. 444 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,781 That sounds so hard. It's a lot of work. 445 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,348 Yeah. 446 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,911 Wow. Was that fast? 447 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,039 Yes. Ohh. Good. 448 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,376 Does this do anything else? 449 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,818 No. 450 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,718 I feel like this isn't working. 451 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,219 I was hoping it was just me. 452 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,721 Maybe we're just not meant 453 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,639 for this whole sitting and talking thing. 454 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,434 Maybe we're just two sexual beings? 455 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,418 Only meant for bodily connection and nothing more? 456 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,775 Oh, good God. Look at Mason gulping that down. 457 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,903 I've seen buzzards with more self-control. 458 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,779 I hope he got consent from the water bottle. 459 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,781 [ Laughs ] 460 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,575 Look at Ruth. She's holding on to that bat 461 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,452 like it's her second husband. 462 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,412 I hear the bat's refusing to go to couples' therapy, too. 463 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,081 [ Laughs ] 464 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,750 [ Both laugh ] 465 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,461 Hey. So, um... 466 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,171 I'm sorry. About what? 467 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,215 You're this nice chocolate chip cookie, 468 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,258 and I'm a softball monster. 469 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,093 Are you okay? 470 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,888 I've been trying to hide this part of who I am, 471 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,306 because I didn't want you to see 472 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,266 that I'm actually really competitive. 473 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,060 Oh, I already knew that. 474 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,646 Mason: Strike three! You're outta here! 475 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,856 Tina: And that's the bottom of the sixth, folks. 476 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,024 Alright, let's take the field. 477 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,069 So you don't care that I'm so... me? 478 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,405 Are you kidding? I love how passionate you are. 479 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,823 So, you like me? 480 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,700 Like, like me, like me? 481 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,911 Nell, I come to your floor every day 482 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,038 to have coffee that tastes like New Jersey 483 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,123 just to see you. 484 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,917 Yes, I like you, like you very much. 485 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,627 You said it. Yeah, I did say it. 486 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,819 Yeah. Yeah. 487 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,258 Wait... Um, you're kind of leaving me hanging here. 488 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,009 Because I don't know. 489 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,136 I have to think about it. Yeah, of course. 490 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,264 You're a dummy! Of course I like you. 491 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,266 You do? Yeah. Play better, though. 492 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,976 It's embarrassing. 493 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,478 Are we playing ball, or are we playing grab-ass? 494 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,313 Let's go! 495 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,815 ♪♪ 496 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,067 [ Cheers and applause ] 497 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,236 ♪♪ 498 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,280 [ Insect buzzing ] 499 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:22,304 ♪♪ 500 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,371 [ Cheers and applause ] 501 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,331 Okay! 502 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,000 Top of the ninth. It's a real nail-biter. 503 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,085 Bases are loaded. Two outs. 504 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,421 This could be the last chance for SoCal Independent. 505 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,173 Print journalism could really use a win here, folks. 506 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,175 Alright, Dennis! Let's go. Alright, Dennis. Dennis, let's go. 507 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,969 Remember, you should be reporting live 508 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,596 from a flood zone right now, but Pearl took that away! 509 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,973 Tina: And as luck would have it, 510 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,516 up next is Dennis Simbeaux-Jones. 511 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,976 Oh, crap. 512 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,312 You can do this, you excitable little fella 513 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,480 whose name I keep forgetting. 514 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,065 You're such a great leader. 515 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,735 Yeah! Nobody's stopping my Dennis. 516 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,153 That's quite the stance. That is... 517 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,738 That is an interesting stance. Oh. 518 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,865 Here comes the pitch. 519 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:05,537 ♪♪ 520 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,830 Ow! 521 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,165 Oh! Yes! Oh! Oh! 522 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,249 Ow! 523 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,250 Take your base. 524 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,585 Yeah! Yeah! 525 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,961 Yeah! Dennis, you did it! 526 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,254 You stood there and you did nothing, 527 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,464 and now you get to go to first base! 528 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,548 What is this game? 529 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,841 Let's go! 530 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,384 Let's go, baby! Run! 531 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,011 [ Nell and TJ cackling ] 532 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,013 Pearl, you're going down. 533 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,682 Ben: Yay, Denny! 534 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,644 Oh, Benny, you guys made it! Hi! 535 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,395 Whoo-hoo! 536 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,191 ♪♪ 537 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,567 What am I doing? 538 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,319 No, no, what is he doing? Just go. 539 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,571 Oh, for crying out loud. 540 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,741 ♪♪ 541 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,451 Nell: No. No, no, no, Dennis! No, no! 542 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,952 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, Dennis. 543 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,412 Dennis, go back! Go back! Aah! 544 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,457 Runner outside the base path. You're out! 545 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,625 [ Crowd groaning ] 546 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,919 [ Nell groans ] 547 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,587 That's the ballgame! 548 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,005 How do I get out? 549 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,799 The door over there! Thank you so much. 550 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,467 And that's out number three. 551 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,178 This game is over. Who's giving me a ride home? 552 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,763 You think you'd take a million dollars 553 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,556 instead of our actual bet? 554 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,517 Not a chance. 555 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,792 Uh-huh. Yeah. 556 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,938 Sorry we lost. Ah, we almost had it, 557 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,731 but Dennis really imploded. Ugh! 558 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,441 [ Both chuckle ] 559 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,027 Is that gonna be us? An office romance gone wrong 560 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,946 that's gonna haunt us for years? 561 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,365 Wow. Romance. That's a big word. 562 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,658 Yeah. You're right. 563 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,784 [ Both chuckle ] 564 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,619 How about this word? Mm? 565 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,019 Date. 566 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,208 Yes. I'm in. 567 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,067 [ Giggles ] 568 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,215 [ Whispering ] He asked me out. 569 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,175 And that is how you play the game. 570 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,261 That's how you play the game. Wait a minute. 571 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,925 Did you say that already? I just said it. 572 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,726 We lost the game. 573 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,145 And since you were the coach, the buck stops with you. 574 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,856 And you'll have to pay the bet that I lost 575 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,191 to that petty woman, Sharon Darynson. 576 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,734 I don't have a million dollars. 577 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,278 Oh, this is worse. 578 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:06,032 You will be taking care of Mrs. Crumball 579 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,201 for Sharon Darynson's grandmother 580 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,662 until she gets back from her cruise. 581 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,706 Around the world. [ Bird squawks ] 582 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,915 It was Dennis' fault. 583 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,375 I don't know who that is. 584 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,793 Okay. 585 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,837 [ Bird chirping ] 586 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,572 [ Bird screeching ]42600

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