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Cathy, we're gonna be late.

>> You want me to look good for you, don't you?

>> Please wear something sexy.

>> What was that?

>> I said we were supposed to be there by six.

>> All righty.

>> Let's go.

>> Well?

>> Well, what?

>> How does it look?

>> How does it look?

>> The dress, silly.

I just got it today.

>> Great.

It looks great.

>> And better.

It cost me $200.

>> What?

For that thing?

>> It's handmade.

>> By Amish handmaidens?

>> No, it was made in Utah.

>> Well, that explains it.

They spent $200 on all their fabric.

>> What's that supposed to mean?

>> You could make five dresses out of all that.

It leaves everything to the imagination.

>> What?

It's not attractive?

>> It's fine.

Come on, dear, we gotta go.

>> No, wait.

You don't find me attractive in this dress?

>> I think that you're the most beautiful woman on the face of this planet

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>> Really?

>> Really.

But if I was Adam and you were even that dress,

the apple would be very safe.

>> But the old lady at the boutique said it was pretty.

>> Bingo.

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>> Oh, man.

Did you see Bill?

That guy has no tact.

When he started talking about the Joneses,

I just about died laughing.

And then Susie, she really made his scene, huh?

What's wrong?

>> Are you okay?

>> What do you think about Melissa?

>> Well, it's nice.

>> I spoke to her a lot tonight.

>> Oh, really? About what?

>> You think she's pretty.

>> Sure.

Everyone does.

But it doesn't mean anything.

>> Well, she flaunted it enough.

>> She didn't flaunt it all.

She was dressed very sexy.

>> Well, then take her to the next party.

>> What's wrong with you?

What did you talk about?

>> Nothing. Just forget it.

>> Come on. What is it?

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>> Well, everybody was coming up and telling her how great she looked.

>> So?

>> I was standing right next to her.

>> Oh, well.

She dresses very sexy.

It gets a lot of attention.

>> Oh, so if I wore my underwear instead of a dress,

I'd be noticed too?

>> It was an underwear.

It was just a very nice outfit.

You should try it sometime.

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>> Now that's sexy.

Why didn't you tell me you were wearing that?

>> I was saving it for later.

>> Honey, you don't get it, do you?

>> Get what?

>> If you show me something early in the night,

and then again later, I want you more.

>> You want me to wear this in public?

>> I want to make everybody jealous.

I want to be proud of my life.

I want every man in that room to wish he was going home with you.

But I'm the one that gets to.

>> You're not proud of me.

>> I'm very proud of you.

I just wish that you'd let everybody else know

how proud I am every now and then.

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So, how was the party last night?

Okay, I guess.

Okay, thought it was supposed to be the social event of the year.

Sandy, do I dress sexy?

What? What kind of question is that?

Be honest.

Of course not.

What?

Well, you wanted me to be honest.

I don't dress sexy ever.

Hmm, let's see.

Right.

Maybe.

Not. Let's just face it, you're very conservative.

No, I'm not.

Ooh, what's this?

Ooh, I think there's hope for you yet.

That's not mine.

Oops.

There must be a mistake.

Maybe he got it for you as a gift.

I don't have anything like this.

Then whose could it be?

There must be a good explanation for this.

Right. Like, maybe you got it mixed up at the laundromat or something.

I do my laundry here.

Oh, right.

Well, maybe Jim's a cross-dresser.

Oh, okay. Gee, look at the time.

I have to do some laundry.

See ya.

[door opens]

[car engine starts]

Why don't you just tell her? Get it over with.

Well, Jim, I gotta be careful about it.

I wouldn't. I just laid on the line.

I got some years invested in Cathy Carl.

I don't want to blow it.

I wouldn't put up with it.

You wouldn't put up with anything.

That's why you're still single.

I'm just saying there's plenty of fish. That's all.

Hey, guys.

Jim, we still getting together tonight?

What's going on tonight?

Nothing. Just so much to do a work project.

Yeah. Take care of that tonight.

Okay.

Get work done.

Dude, Melissa?

It's not what you think, man.

Well, you hope it's what I think.

She's helping me out with Cathy.

How is that helping you out?

I mean, for your libido, I mean.

It isn't like that.

Hey, man. Your secret's safe with me.

For 20 bucks.

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I couldn't get in. You need like a password or something on the weekend.

Jim and I got into a fight about it this morning.

He knows that you know?

He's not a cross dresser if that's what you think.

Oh, he's in denial.

He's not in denial.

So he came out completely?

No, he bought it for me. He was just too embarrassed to give it to me.

Oh.

I need you to help me do something.

Do what?

Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen, let the fashion show begin.

What's this all about?

Just enjoy it. With a snip snip here and a snip snip there, I present to

you your new wife.

You like the change?

You look awesome.

You ain't seen nothing yet from this stuffy old wife.

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