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Ripoffs *

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ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Forty seconds left in the game,

and Chicago trails
by a basket.

J.J., will you get up

and help me
clean this house

before Grampa and Lena
get here?

Later, Thelma, later!

Hey, Thelma,
turn that set back on

or else I'm gonna
slam dunk

that melon head
of yours!

Oh, look, J.J.
The knob came off.

Thelma, you put that back on.

Otherwise, the knob on your head
is gonna come off.

Put your neck in there.
Just put your neck in there.

It's gonna come out
like a long piece of licorice.

Oh, here.

MICHAEL:
Hi, y'all.

Oh, Mr. Miguel!
Hey, J.J.

How was the movie?

It was good, man.
We went to see

Close Encounters
of the Third Kind.

Did Cindy call me?

Yep, and she is
very upset with you.

Aw, again?

I wonder what I did
this time.

In the movie, this little boy
was on his way to school

when this big UFO
swoops down

and carries him away.

Oh, yeah?

I've heard of bussing kids,
but never in a UFO.

Hi, Cindy?

What?

No, I did not go to the movies
with another girl.

That was only Penny.

"Only"?

Cindy, she's not my girl.

She's just a kid.

She can't be more than
9 or 10. Wha--?

If you don't believe me,
why don't you ask her yourself.

I'll let you talk to her, okay?
Hold on a sec.

Penny, will you
tell her, please?

[MATURE VOICE]
Cindy, darling...

This is Penny Woods.

Michael's
mentioned you to me.

Your name came up
when he took me ice skating.

And he mentioned you
when we went to the movies,

and he pointed you out
when we went to the zoo.

Cindy--

Cindy?

She hung up, Penny.

What'd you do that for?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

I'm not 9 or 10.

I'm 10 and a half, going on 11.

Hmm, well, I gotta go
straighten this out.

Hi, Gramps.
Hi, Willona.

Sure is nice talkin' to you.

How was the movie?

It was great, Mama.

You owe Michael $4.50.

Four dollars and 50 cents?

Did you see a movie
or make it?

Hey, Willona.

Grampa and Lena
are on their way over

from the bus station.

You know, that dude's
got more going for him

than half the dudes I know
half his age.

Yeah, and he keeps
his girlfriend, Lena,

lookin' young too.

But isn't Lena
your grandmother?

Oh, not exactly--

No, no, they're just
very good friends.

Oh, one of those
modern arrangements.

Like Barbra Streisand
and Jon Peters.

Oh, well, let's go home, Penny,

get the surprise we baked
last night for Grampa.

Mama, you're gonna be
surprised too.

Why?
One of the pieces is missing.

Correction.
Twoof the pieces are missing.

J.J., Grampa and Lena
are gonna be staying

in your room, okay?

You mean me and Michael
have to sleep on the couch?

Well, you're used to it.

What's wrong with your room,
aardvark nose?

Did you make up with Cindy?

Thelma, I made up with her,

but she didn't make up
with me.

Michael, if you
wanna get along

with females
of the opposite sex,

you gotta go

by the J.J. Evans
code of romance.

First, you have
to tease them

and please them.

Then when they get
nice and ready,

you have to seize them
and squeeze them.

[KNOCKING]

Grampa Evans!

Hey, Michael!

Wahoo! Yeah.

Let me look at you.
I hardly recognize you.

Hey, come and give
your granddaddy a kiss.

Mwah!

Brown sugar.

Ooh!

Don't tell me

this handsome dude
is Michael.

Well, you know.
What can I say?

Hey, J.J.

Your mama wrote me

that you are now
a big advertising executive.

Well, I guess
she's right.

I'm the only one there

allowed to squeeze
the Charmin.

[LAUGHING]

I guess you all
are wonderin'

why we chose
to come back to Chicago.

Well, it is a surprise.

Well, you see
this little box?

Uh-huh.

It's gonna get us all
out of the ghetto.

Oh, yeah?
What is it, a bomb?

It's his invention.

Your grampa's been
working on it for years.

Grampa, what is it?

Well, you know, all those years
I spent at sea

working in the galley

wasn't wasted.

Thelma, I invented
this little machine

that's gonna revolutionize
the kitchen.

Oh, yeah? What's it gonna do?
Make Thelma disappear?

I'll explain all that
to you tomorrow

after I meet with
the manufacturers.

You know, we've been
corresponding,

and they are anxious
to see it.

Ooh, Henry's gonna be so rich,

I'm gonna have my monogram
on all my underwear.

"L.E." for Lena Evans.

Lena Evans!

Grampa, you didn't tell us.

What? That Lena's gonna have
her initials on her drawers?

No, that you're married.

Well, we are not,

and you know
we are living together.

That way we each get
a social security check.

If we get married,

we're gonna lose
part of it.

Yes, but, Henry,

you always said

if you ever came into
a lot of money,

we'd get married.

Yes, yes,
I know that, Lena,

but right now I've got

a lot of other things
on my mind.

You're going back
on your word?

Not now, Lena.

We'll talk about it
when we get home.

No, we'll
talk about it now.

Sit down, Lena.

We'll talk about it
another time.

Um, let's go put
the bags away, okay?

All right.

Hey, whoa, whoa.

What room
are we sleeping in?

J.J.'s.
Thelma's.

Wait.

We ain't sleeping
in no different rooms.

Oh, yes, we are,
Mr. Evans.

You're sleeping here,

and I'm sleeping at a motel.

Oh, Grampa, stop her!

Don't worry,
she isn't going anywhere.

Unless she's selling suitcases,
she's going somewhere.

You'll regret this,
Henry Evans.

I gave you the best years
of my life.

Now, now, wait
a minute, Lena.

We've just known each other
for four years.

Well, I was a late bloomer.

Grampa, you're going
to let Lena go?

No, no, no, no, no. No.

Hold it, hold it.

There's a time to laugh,
and there's a time to cry,

and there's a time
to go after your woman,

and right now
isn't the time.

Oh, Grampa.

Well, I'll take
the luggage

into your room.

Lena, wait a minute.

Grampa didn't mean
what he said.

Then why didn't he come
after me?

Because he's being stubborn.

You know men.

They act like children.

Oh, don't I know it.

Whether they're 9 or 90,
they all want a mother,

and I'm not about
to burp that man.

It don't make no difference
how old they are,

they all are looking
for a father,

and I ain't about to bounce
that woman on my knee.

I know just what
you mean, Grampa.

You do?

You living with an old woman?

Not exactly, Grampa.

I mean Cindy's only 16,

but she's just as jealous
as a 65-year-old woman,

and unreasonable.

I mean, I had the hardest--

Yeah, well, Lena's
unreasonable too.

Now, we've been living
together for four years,

and she still wants to know
if I'm serious.

Serious?

Cindy or Lena.
They're all alike.

They just don't think
like a man.

Good thing
they don't look like a man.

Amen.
Amen.

But you do love Grampa,
don't you?

Of course I love him.

I tell him that every day.

But right now I wouldn't
go back to that man

if he were
the Mayor of Motown.

You know, Michael,

I wouldn't go after that woman

if she was Nefertiti
and owned an oil well.

You know what, Michael?

When I sell that invention,

I'm gonna see
that you go to law school

right on up to
the Supreme Court.

Chief Justice Michael Evans.

And don't forget the poor man
when you get there.

I won't forget, Grampa.

Yeah.

And, Thelma,

you are going to wear
the most beautiful fur coat

on Lakeshore Drive.

A mink coat
with a sable lining.

And J.J.,

I'm gonna buy you

the longest

and the biggest Rolls Royce
that you ever seen.

Wow.

I can see
the license plate now.

the front will have
Michigan,

and the back
will have Illinois.

Henry, you old sea dog.

Willona.
Oh!

You get prettier
every time I come to Chicago.

Why, if I was just
10 years younger

and you was 10 years older...

You still couldn't catch me,
honey.

I'd still be
too fast for you.

Where's Lena?

We had
a little hassle.

And it's breaking
your heart, huh?

Yeah, it's no sweat.

She'll be back.

The first telephone booth,
she's gonna be calling me.

You'll see.

Okay. Henry, look.

This is for you,
Grampa Evans.

Aw, thank you.

Now, who is
this little darling?

This little darling

is my adopted
daughter, Penny.

Aw, well, look at
those dancin' eyes.

I haven't seen anything
this beautiful

since I captured
that mermaid

down on
the coast of Bermuda.

Henry.

A real mermaid?
Yeah!

What happened to her?

She became a model
for the tuna fish company.

Oh!

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Whoo-hoo!

Chello.

Oh, hi, Lena.

What'd I tell you?

Yeah, Gramps is here.

Okay. Uh-- Oh.

Okay.

I'll tell him.

Bye.

Well?

Uh, yeah, uh, Gramps,

Lena left a message
for you.

Yeah? When's she
comin' back?

She's going to New Orleans
tomorrow.

She's not coming back.

You know, J.J.,

I really feel awful
about Lena leaving Grampa.

Yeah, don't worry, Thelma.

He'll snap back.

That's more than I can say
for these pancakes.

Girl, what'd you make
these things out of,

Silly Putty?

Did Cynthia call?

No, and Lena didn't either.

Ah, don't worry about it.

As soon as Grampa
sells that invention of his,

he'll be able to buy him
a harem of Lenas.

Come on, J.J.,
where's your sensitivity?

They had a real love affair.

You know, there's some things
money can't buy.

Michael, obviously
you don't understand

the finer workaries
of big business.

You see,

you should see the foxes
that throw themselves at my feet

just for a Big Mac and fries.

Yes, I have seen
your foxes,

and they all look like
the golden arches fell on 'em.

Ooh, look,
here comes Grampa,

and don't mention Lena.

All right.

Hey, Grampa, would you
like some breakfast?

Yeah, how 'bout
some Lena and eggs--

I mean, uh,
some bacon and eggs?

I would like to,
but I don't want to be late

for my appointment with the

kitchen equipment people.

Did I get any calls?

No, Grampa,
Lena didn't call--

Cindy didn't call.

[KNOCKING]

Well, why would Cindy
be calling me?

Lena! Well, Grampa,
look who's here.

Good morning, J.J.

Oh, Lena!

Mr. Evans.

My jogging suit
is in your suitcase.

Oh, now wait a minute, Lena.

We ought to have
a little talk.

I'm here for
my jogging suit, Henry.

Oh, now, lighten up, Lena.

You know why you're here.

You don't understand
women, Henry.

Especially me.

You had
a good thing going,

but you blew it.

Well, like, Lena--

Lena, now, give me
a little chance to explain.

You had your chance.

Oh, now, Lena,

Lena, we've got
a whole lot to talk about.

Our future.

Um, J.J...

Michael.

What's come over you, Lena?

It's not me, Henry.
It's you.

You've changed.

You used to make me
feel important

and attractive.

But now you make me
feel like

some kind of gray-haired
Barbie doll.

Now, how can you say that?

It's true, Henry.

You take me for granted.

[DEEP VOICE]
"When is dinner, Lena?"

"Sit down, Lena."

"Stand up, Lena."

When was the last time
you said you loved me?

Well, the last time
I told you to stand up, Lena?

A woman wants to be told
she's loved and wanted.

All right. Okay.

Okay.

I love you, you little
grey-haired Barbie doll.

And we are getting
married...mwah.

Today.

No.

No?

I don't want to be told
we're getting married.

I want to be asked.

Real nice.

Well, would you like for me
to get down on one knee?

Oh, no, no, you may not
be able to get back up.

Will you marry me,
sweetheart?

Oh, yes, Tiger.

Hey, Michael, Thelma,
J.J., guess what?

[ALL HUMMING "WEDDING MARCH"]

Yay!

Congratulations.

Oh, Thelma, I'd like you
to be my Maid of Honor.

Around here, we'd just like her
to be the maid.

J.J., you can
give the bride away.

Why, certainly.

Michael.

Yeah?

You be the best man.

I wish my old lady
would tell me that.

And, J.J., you'll handle
all the arrangements.

And, honey, come on,

we've got to go get us
a wedding ring

and a marriage license.

Here, Henry.

What's that?

That's the wedding ring.

Uh, yeah.

When'd you get that?

The day after I met you.

Well, where's the reverend?

The marriage is gonna take place
in a little while.

Well, where is he?

What? He's at a funeral?

Well, tell him
when he gets over here,

don't have no mud on his shoes.

J.J., how do you like
the Maid of Honor?

You look great, Thelma,
just great,

except you got a tree
growing out of your head.

[KNOCKING]

Ah...yes. Of course.

Hey, I heard there's gonna be
a wedding around here.

Was it an accident
I wasn't invited?

No, Bookman,
it was on purpose.

Hey, what's that
funny-looking stuff over here?

Hey, Bookman,
don't mess with that, now.

That's caviar.
It costs $15 an ounce.

We bought
a nickel's worth.

Fifteen dollars?

[SNICKERING]

They sure
put one over on you.

[SNORTING]

The caviar got away
and all it left

was these
little black things.

[CACKLING]

Bookman, if they ever gave
a prize for stupidity,

you'd probably eat it.

Well, look, is there
anything I can do?

Maybe you need a musician,
a bartender, a photographer?

Photographer?

Hold on, Bookman,
you're a photographer?

Am I a photographer?
Haven't you seen my dark room?

Bookman, every room you enter
becomes a dark room.

Bookman,
you and your camera

can come to the wedding.

Oh, goody.

Hi, there.

Hey, Miss Woods.

I'm going down

to get my little Brownie
out of the closet.

How nice. Your wife will like to
come out for some fresh air.

Willona, I just
love that dress.

You're a beautiful
bridesmaid.

Thank you, baby.

If the right man came along,

this bridesmaid's gown
could turn into a wedding dress

before you can throw
Minute Rice.

Oh, look at my baby.

Penny, you look
so cute.

Thank you.

When I grow up,
I'm gonna marry J.J.

Willona will be
my mother-in-law?

Say what?
Oh, no, what I'm saying

is that with all
my female admirers,

I wouldn't be responsible
for the mass suicides.

Oh, yeah?

If any of them commit suicide,

they're gonna have to be buried
at the pet cemetery.

[KNOCKING]

Ooh, I wouldn't take that.
Oh, J.J.!

No violence,
no violence.

Now, go on.

Put the coat on,
and open that door.

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS]

Ah, Lena!

Hi, Lena!

Are you nervous?
Are you excited?

Well, it's not every day
a girl gets married.

Well, the Gabor sisters
gave it a hell of a shot.

Oh, Lena, you're getting
a wonderful guy.

I just can't figure how
you ripped him off from me.

I don't call him "Tiger"
for nothing.

I heard that.
I heard that.

[KNOCKING]

If that's Henry,

I don't want him to see me
before the wedding.

Go on.
Okay, I'll take your bag, okay?

All right, hurry up.

Is this the Evans residence?

I'm Reverend Beasley.

Yeah, it is,
Reverend Beasley.

Come on in.

Just a moment.

I don't want
to track any mud

across
your lovely carpets.

Hey, everybody,
this is Reverend Beasley.

Reverend Beasley,
the family.

REVEREND: Hello.
How are you?

Ooh, lawdy,
Miss Clawdy.

You must be
the lovely bride.

Oh, lovely, yes,
bride, no.

Rev?
Uh-huh?

What's that
on your shoe?

Oh.

[LAUGHING]

Come on, Penny.

Let's see if Lena has
her "something borrowed."

How about my library book?
That's borrowed.

Oh, no, baby.
Come on.

Something old,
something new...

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

What do we have here?

Champagne, caviar...
and chitlin dip.

Indeed.

I suppose that you want
my first-class ceremony.

No, Rev, I think we'll be
traveling tourists today.

[KNOCKING]

[MICHAEL HUMMING]

Grampa!

Michael, how are you?

Oh, what is this?

What, somebody
having a party?

What's going on in here?
Who's the party for?

It-- It's for you.
It's for you, Gramps.

[HUMMING]

Hey, Michael, get me
some black coffee,

and make sure
I have plenty of it.

Come on
in here, Gramps.

Gramps, there'll be
no singing.

Come on in here, Gramps,
come on in here.

Gramps,
you got to shape up.

You're getting married
in 10 minutes.

I can't get
married, J.J.

What are you
talkin' about?

Your grandfather
is a failure.

You can't say that
about my grandfather.

They turned down
my invention.

Turned it down?

They had three more
food compressors

better than mine.

And the Japanese
are bringing in one

with an AM
and FM radio.

Well, Gramps, a lot
of inventors have failed.

I mean, look at Edison.

It took him years
to teach that dog

to talk into the Victrola.

Here's your coffee.

Hey, y'all better
hurry up,

'cause the reverend's
eating all the caviar.

J.J., it doesn't matter
how much it cost,

I'm gonna pay you
back every cent.

All the things
I wanted to do for you children,

and all the dreams
I had for you,

things that I never could do
when your father was living,

and now they're just dreams.

All just dreams.

Hey, that's okay, Grampa.

Grampa, hurry up.
We're waiting on you.

See, they're
waiting for you.

J.J., I can't do it.

I can't do it.

But, Gramps, this morning
you said you loved Lena.

I do love her,
and I want to marry her,

but she thinks
she's marrying a wealthy man.

Well, why don't you
just talk to her

and explain
the situation?

Yeah, I-I-I was gonna do that.

Good. I'll go get her.

Here's some coffee,
in the meanwhile.

What's wrong, Henry?

They turned down my invention.

Oh, I'm sorry.

And now we can't
get married.

Well, why ever not?

Well, you know
if we get married,

we're gonna have
to take a cut

in our social security.

Henry Evans,
if you think

I'm marrying you
for your money,

why, you couldn't
be wronger.

Now, if we can't make it
on social security,

I can always get a job
as a topless dancer.

You really do love me,
don't you, Lena?

You couldn't be righter.

* I love you truly *

* Truly, dear *

* Life with its sorrow *

* Life with its tears *

* Ooh... *

Dear friends,

we are gathered
here together

to join Lena Anderson
and Henry Evans

in the bonds
of holy matrimony.

[***]

* Just lookin'
Out of the window *

* Watchin' the asphalt grow *

* Thinkin' how
It all looks hand-me-down *

* Good times *
* Hey, yeah *

* Good times *

* Keepin' your head
Above water *

* Makin' a wave
When you can *

* Temporary layoffs *

* Good times *

* Easy credit
Ripoffs *

* Good times *

ANNOUNCER:
Good Times was videotaped
in front of a studio audience.

* Good times *