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Uh...

We got choked.

You're gonna choke.
Stab yourself.

Hang!

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

...on the floor.

Come on.

Michael...how many times
have I told you

about eating Thelma's cooking?

PENNY:
What was it, Michael?

Die. Live and
Let Die.

What?

Michael,
I said "die."

No, sugar,
you said "live."

Penny said "let."

I said--

Nobody said die.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[FEUDING CONTINUES]

Well, well, well.

Hello there,
Mrs. Bookman.

Hello, J.J.

May I speak
with my husband, please?

Uh, Mr. Bookman
isn't here.

Not here?
No.

But he said
he'd be here.

He said he had to unclog
your kitchen sink.

Mrs. Bookman,
our sink's not clogged.

Yeah, even if it was,
Bookman wouldn't fix it.

We would.

My dear, anyone can use Drano.

Yeah, but around here

we got something
more powerful than Drano.

All we do is hang
Thelma's picture over the drain,

and the clog runs away.

We call it Thelmo.

Yes, and when
it's really clogged up,

we have to use
the snake,

so we send J.J. down there
personally.

[SNEERS]
Aah! Batface!

So, you have no idea
where Nathan is?

Uh-uh. But we'll
give him a message

if we see him.

Yeah, what should
we tell him?

Tell him...

[WAILING]

Uh, how do we spell that?

Mrs. Bookman,
what's wrong?

I can't tell you.

It's too personal,
too intimate,

too painful.

Well, if you
want it that way...

Well, it started
about a month ago.

Nathan started going out
almost every evening.

He told me he was working,

but he's never
where he's supposed to be.

So I guess
the answer's obvious.

My Nathan
is seeing another woman!

[SOBBING PITEOUSLY]

Ha-ha.
Another woman?

I can't imagine seeing Bookman
with another woman.

Another buffalo.

Um...Mrs. Bookman,

what J.J. meant was,
you know,

Mr. Bookman
with another woman...

that's impossible.

Then why did he tell me
he was coming here tonight?

And why did he leave the house
without his tool belt?

I've never known him
to work without it.

He even wore it
on our honeymoon.

[LAUGHS]

Well, um, maybe he just
took in a movie, you know?

Yeah, even Bookman needs
a change in his daily routine.

He gets tired of
sleeping all day.

Bookman doesn't go
to the movies.

He says they don't stimulate him
intellectually.

Intellectually?

Hold on, we talking
about the same Mr. Bookman?

It's all
my fault.

I'm just not
Nathan's equal

when it comes
to the brains department.

After all, a man gets tired
of coming home

to just a beautiful face
and figure every day.

You mean Mr. Bookman
was married before?

J.J.
Uh, Mrs. Bookman,

I'm sure there's
an explanation.

I mean...I just
can't imagine Bookman

with another woman
on the side.

Don't be too sure
of yourself.

There's more to Nathan
than meets the eye.

If there was any more
to Mr. Bookman,

he'd be
the 51st state.

Well, when Mr. Bookman
comes home,

he can explain
the whole thing to you,

and all your worries
will be over.

Sweet Thelma...
you're probably right.

Nathan cheat on me?

Never.

Oh, I feel
so much better.

Thank you so much,
everyone.

Hi, Vi.
Hi.

Girl, there's
so many things

that need to be done
around here.

Where is Booger?

[WAILING]

What is she crying about?

I always call him Booger.

Hi, Mama.

Hi, baby.
What's going on?

What's happening
with Mrs. Bookman?

She thinks Mr. Bookman
has a chick on the side.

What?

Whatever that is.

Willona, Bookman's been
sneaking out lately,

and Mrs. Bookman thinks
he's seeing another woman.

Oh, no!

Seeing another woman.

Bookman and another
woman!

Lord have mercy!

I'll believe that

when I see Reverend Ike
ride the bus.

[LAUGHTER]

Can you imagine any woman
in her right mind

going out with Bookman?
Nope.

Can you
imagine--

Oh, now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, now.

Me, being
the emperor of ecstasy...

The connoisseur of amour...

I think Bookman is attracted

to someone directly
opposite of him.

Directly opposite
of Booger?

Lord!

You know what?

Then Booger is going out

with a skinny,
hardworking

white woman.

Now, wait a minute.

Just because a man
is sneaking out at night

doesn't mean
he's cheating on his wife.

You're right.

Ain't no point in
accusing nobody falsely.

Y'all remember Ray,
my ex-husband?

Oh, yeah, Ray.

He used to go out
at night.

I wasn't worried.

I wasn't confused.

I trusted him.

You want to know
what he was really doing?

What?
Seein' another woman.

Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.

J.J., we just cannot let
Mrs. Bookman go through that.

Why don't we ask
Mr. Bookman where he goes?

Oh, no, honey.
It's dangerous.

Asking a dude if he got
another woman on the side?

[SNIGGERS]

He could go berserk
and go upside your head.

Or break your face.
That's what I mean.

Or rip off your lips.

So who's gonna ask him?

[LAUGHING]

Mama, do I have to go
next door?

I told you that
Bookman and I

have a little talk
to do today,

and it's
kind of personal.

Are you gonna ask him
if he has a girlfriend?

Oh, I'm gonna
ask him,

but not just
like that, bluntly.

You know
what I mean?

It wouldn't be nice.

Then how are you
gonna do it?

Well, I'm going to be clever.

I'm gonna use tact...
and psychology.

The same kind of psychology

I used to discover
that you were the one

that ate the last piece
of blueberry pie.

Oh, you're gonna open his mouth
and see if his teeth are purple.

You ain't funny.
Get out.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Go on,
get your game and go.

Say hi and goodbye,
young lady.

All right.

Hi, Penny.

Sorry I can't stay,
Mr. Bookman,

but I got to go
to the Evans'

so Mama can talk personal
with you.

Well, Miss Woods,

what is this
life-and-death emergency

that can't wait
for me to put you on my list?

Oh, there was
no emergency, man.

You mean, you're wasting
my valuable time?

Well, I had to think
of something

to get you up here
by yourself.

Um, Miss Woods,
I got to go.

Oh, come on, baby.

Come on, relax.

Sit down.

We got the whole night
ahead of us.

We do?
Uh-huh.

You know what?

All these years
we've known each other,

we never
really talked.

But now all that's
gonna change.

It is?

That's why I sent Penny
over...to the Evans',

so, you know, we could
be by ourselves,

have a little privacy.

I knew I splashed on
too much Brut.

Booger...
sit down, please.

Relax.

Have a little wine.

A little bit
for you...

and a little bit
for me.

Uh, Miss Woods.
Yeah?

You know, I'm a married man.

I shouldn't be fooling around
like this.

Now we're getting
somewhere.

Oh, no, we're not.

Miss Woods, look,
this may break your heart,

but listen to me,
please.

But it's too late
for us.

It's only five after 7:00.

I mean it's too late
for us to have a fling.

A what?

I can't blame you
for trying.

You know, Miss Woods...

In a building
full of lonely women,

I guess the janitor
is just a sex object.

[STIFLING LAUGHTER]

Of course,
if it's any consolation,

if we'd have met
20 years ago...

Get your hands
off me, fool!

[LAUGHS]

Don't you have any idea
why I asked you up here?

Yeah,
like I told you,

in a building full
of lonely women...

Ain't nobody
that lonely, honey.

I asked you
up here, Booger,

because you're
my friend

and I'm trying to help
save your marriage.

Ain't nothing wrong
with my marriage.

When's the last time
you looked?

Honey, last night, Mrs. Bookman
was knocking on

everybody's door
looking for you.

Hey, come on. Violet already
hassled me about this.

Don't you do it,
Miss Woods.

All Violet wants to know is
where you're going every night.

Why don't you tell her

so she can stop
climbing the walls, man?

She knows
where I am.

There ain't nothing
to be upset about.

Yes, there is.
Listen, sit down.

The one thing
I want-- ah!

Look what you did.

Oh, now,
wait a minute.

I can't go out
like this!

Good, you ought to
stay home sometime.

Look, Miss Woods,
do me a favor.

Can you take
the stain out?

Oh, you want me
to do you a favor?

[LAUGHS]

I'll put you on the list
like you do me.

Please?

Oh, okay, okay.
Take your pants off.

What?

I said take your pants off.

And where am I
supposed to go?

Go into the bathroom,

take off your pants
so I can clean 'em.

What you doing
wearing your Sunday suit

in the first place?

You a janitor.
Don't you know that?

Never mind that,
Miss Woods.

Please get
the stain out.

I got an appointment
in 20 minutes.

What kind of appointment?

Oh, it's not
that important.

Well, if it ain't
that important,

why are you
in such a hurry?

What?

I've got to
catch up on some work.

Oh, now,
I know that's a lie.

There's a window
in that bathroom

that's been sealed up
so long

that my daughter thinks
it's a painting.

Don't worry.
I'll fix it tomorrow.

Hurry up,
please.

Tomorrow, tomorrow...

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Lord have mercy.

You got enough...material
in these pants here

to make new costumes
for the Sylvers.

I tell you, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

Hi, Willona.

Hi, Vi.

Nathan said he had
some work up here.

Where is he?

Well, you know,
uh--

BOOKMAN:
Hey, hurry up.

I ain't got all night,
you know.

Oh, Nathan!

Oh, Violet!

Oh, Lord!

Vi, listen, it's not
what it looks like.

You know what happened?

[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]

Booger came up,

I gave him a glass of wine,
he spilled it on his pants.

I was trying to
clean it off.

You got to
understand.

Believe--

You don't believe
nothing I'm saying.

Talk to her.

Talk to her!

Oh, don't bother to get dressed
on my account.

I'm only your wife.

Hey, look, Violet,

this is all one big
misunderstanding.

Nathan...every time
you look in the mirror,

it's one big
misunderstanding.

Vi, Vi,
wait a minute.

Vi...I was doing this
for you.

I was just trying
to help you.

I was trying
to find out

where your husband
goes at night.

Well, it seems to me
it's obvious

where he goes
at night.

Obvious?

Vi-- Vi, you think
he and me...

Girl, that is
ridiculous.

All right.

Where do you go then, Nathan?

Wh-wh-where?

Uh, "Where?" "Where?"
Where nothin'. Tell her!

Okay, Violet,
you found me out.

I'm seeing Miss Woods.

[SHRIEKING]
What?

What are you
talking about, sucker?

Vi, he's lying
though his teeth, honey.

He's lying.
I'm innocent.

Oh, yeah?

Then whose pants was
in whose hands?

[STAMMERING]

Hey, Violet, look.

We'll both laugh about this
when we get home.

You better
start now.

This is as close to home
as you're gonna get.

But, Violet.
But, Violet...

Your things
will be in the hall.

Where am I supposed to sleep?

You can make your home
where the buffalo roam.

Well, Buff...

you better
talk fast, honey.

Why'd you tell her
you were seeing me?

Because I couldn't think
of another lie.

You couldn't think of
another lie?

How about
the truth?

It couldn't be
any worse

than what you
told her,

as far as
I'm concerned!

That's my problem,
not yours.

What do you mean,
fatso?

You just made it
my problem.

Well...what's going on
around here?

Either Mrs. Bookman's crying,

or the rats and roaches
started yodeling.

J., Violet thinks she knows
who the other woman is.

Who?

Me.

What?

Yeah, that's what
El Casanova told her.

And she believed him?

Kicked me out.
I ain't got no place to stay.

You got that
right, honey.

That's too bad, Bookman.

Okay, goodbye.

Hey, wait a minute, J.J.

My man, old buddy.

Lookit here. I don't want you
to worry about me

being out in the cold
at night,

because as I see it,

I got one or two places
I can stay.

Oh, yeah?
What's number one?

Number one
is the apartment

where the Evans family
lives.

No way, Jose.

Bookman,
you better come up

with number two.

Number two
is the apartment

where the Evans family
used to live.

J.J., how long is Bookman
gonna be staying here?

I guess
until Violet's convinced

that Willona's
not his girlfriend.

That could be
forever.

Damn, with all his junk
laying around here,

don't be surprised

if you find plaster of Paris
in your pancakes.

Thelma, the way you cook,
it wouldn't make any difference.

Hi.

I see Sleeping Beauty's
still...

[SNORES]

...sleeping.

Oh, Willona, it is
just awful in here

with that old buffalo
snoring and everything,

and all his junk laying around.

Oh, I can't take it anymore.

Let me try.

Booger?

Booger...get up!

Booger...

The house
is on fire!

[CRUNCHING]

Food!

Booger...why don't you
stop this foolishness

and go on back home?

Don't you
miss your wife?

Yeah, I guess
I miss her.

So why don't you
tell her?

I don't miss her
that much.

Whatever you're
doing lately,

it can't be
too important

that you're jeopardizing
your marriage.

Not to mention
my reputation.

You know,
the word is out

that you and I got
something going on.

[SNICKERS]
Can you imagine?

I'm getting all these
strange phone calls.

Other offers?

No, condolences.

Look, Miss Woods, you know,
I hate to put you through this,

but I just can't tell you
anything now.

I'm sorry.

Thanks
a lot.

Well, Willona,
don't say you didn't try.

I'll see y'all later.
Okay, baby.

[DOOR CLOSES]

You know, Willona,
I had a terrible thought.

Suppose Bookman is not
seeing another woman,

but he's doing
something illegal.

Illegal?

Like pushing pot?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

With that belly,

a pot's the only thing
he could push.

Wow.

Excuse me,

I was told I could find
Nathan Bookman here.

Well, he is here,
but he's busy now.

In the meanwhile,

would you like to take
a little plunge?

Well, I just stopped by
to bring him his sweater.

He left it in my room
last night.

He-- H-he--
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

He left this sweater
in your room last night?

Well, I think
it was last night,

because the night
before that,

he wasn't wearing one.

Lord have mercy.

Well, so you're the one
he's been seeing?

Of course.

Well...

...just give him
his sweater.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hey, what about some
hot water in here?

Somebody should
call the janitor.

Hello, Nathan.

Hello, Brenda.

Brenda! What are you
doing here?

I brought your sweater.

Oh, well, thanks.

Sorry you can't
stay.

Hold it,
hold it, honey.

Let's show a little

southern hospitality
around here.

Let's get to know her
a little better.

I think Violet
would like to meet

this young lady here.

No, she really
can't stay.

Thank you, but I really
must be on my way.

And I'll see you
tonight.

One more thing.

Um...

Your mind didn't seem
to be on your work

last night, Nathan.

Uh...

I, uh...

I hope you do better
by next week.

Yeah, I will, I will.

After all,
as your teacher,

I want you to be ready
for the test.

Test? What test?

Good Lord, it's late!
You got to go!

The high school
equivalency test.

Nathan is gonna get
his diploma,

aren't you, Nathan?

Yeah.

See you tomorrow,
Brenda.

Is that what this
is all about?

Oh, Booger, you're
getting your high--

Oh, going
to night school.

Yeah, what's wrong with
going to night school?

And the way
that teacher looked,

I wouldn't mind matriculating
with her myself.

Mm-hm.

Bookman, why were you
afraid to tell your wife?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

You guys just
don't understand.

Oh, you can
talk to her.

Will someone
tell Mr. Bookman

that the soon-to-be-ex-
Mrs. Bookman

is announcing
their legal separation?

Hey, Violet, you wouldn't!

I wouldn't?

And I'm getting
a Mexican divorce.

You're going to Tijuana?

No. My attorneys
are Gomez and Gonzalez.

Don't let her
do this, Booger.

Just tell her.
Stop her.

Come on, tell her
the truth.

Hey, um, Violet,
you really want to know

what I've been doing nights?

If you care to tell me.

Go on, go on.

Well, I-I've been, um...

I've, uh...uh...

I've been working
as a topless bartender.

Oh!

Why are you
acting like that?

Violet. Violet,
wait a minute.

Violet, wait.

Are you gonna tell her
the truth, man?

Okay, I'll
tell you.

Nathan has--
No.

Shut up.
I'm gonna tell her.

Nathan has been going
to night school

to get his
high school diploma.

His high school
diploma?

[LAUGHING]
Oh.

[ALL LAUGHING]

That's
ridiculous!

And even wilder

than Nathan's topless
bartender story.

Everyone knows

that Nathan
is a college graduate.

Right, Nathan?

Right, Nathan?

Well, Nathan, ain't that
what you told me?

I lied.

You lied?

I dropped out of school when
I was in the eleventh grade

to go to work.

I've been going to
night school.

Well, why did
you lie, Nathan?

Because...

Okay. Violet,
when I first met you,

I wanted you more than
anything in the world.

And when a guy
wants something that bad,

he'll do anything
to get it.

I found out

that you were impressed
by college men,

so I became
a college man.

Then why did you decide
to go back to school?

The Reverend
Jesse Jackson.

I was watching him
on one of those talk shows,

and he was talking
about Operation PUSH.

I stood there

and I took a long look
at myself.

Here I am, 43 years old,

and I ain't accomplished
nothing.

I mean, it seemed like
it was too late.

But it isn't, Violet.

I'm going back to
high school.

I'm gonna get
my high school diploma.

And I'm gonna make something
out of myself.

Well...now you know
the truth.

You can go to Gomez and Gonzalez
and get el divorce-o.

Nathan, I'm not
getting a divorce.

Why not?
I mean--

I married you, after all,
under false pretenses.

Nathan, any kid can
drop out of high school...

but it takes a real man
to go back.

Nathan, I'm prouder
of you now

than I've ever been.

[WILLONA CLEARS THROAT]

Oh...dear,
sweet Willona...

I'm so terribly sorry
for all of this.

Can you forgive me?

Vi, I--

Fine.

Miss Woods,
Vi is sorry.

I am too.

Hey, hold on there,
bro man.

What about
that hot water?

You're supposed to
fix that.

Uh, my Nathan...

practically
a high school graduate,

doing manual
labor?

How dare you!

Coming, Nathan?

[ALL LAUGHING]

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