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Ripoffs *

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J.J., will you get up?

You're gonna be late for work!

Thelma, he won't wake up.

He hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign
on his ear.

You know,
he's really tired lately.

Do you know he slept through
my breakfast all this week?

Thelma, that's not tired.

That's survival instinct.

Hi, y'all.
MICHAEL: Good morning, Willona.

Hi, Penny. What you got there?

My geography project
for school.

Come on, Penny.
Show them the map

you made of the United States.

It's wonderful.
My child is so talented.

She sings, she dances,
roller skates, ice skates.

I can't draw.

Hmm.

She's right, Willona.
She can't draw.

Girl, you're lucky
if you can trace.

Here. I gotta go to school.

Don't tell her that.

I keep telling her
she can draw

to build up her morale.

That's why I keep
saying, "You can draw."

Even though I know

I'm lying
through my teeth.

I came to ask J.J.
for help.

Okay, I'll see
if I can get him up.

J.J., now, will you get up?

Penny wants to talk to you.

Penny, I don't think
it's any use.

Do you mind if I try?
You can try,

but I don't think it's
going to do any good.

[AS MAE WEST]
Hey, big boy,

this is Boom-Boom Belinda.

Why don't you come out
and see me some time?

Boom-Boom.

Where's Boom-Boom?

Boom-Boom
went bye-bye.

Michael's going bye-bye too.
Later, y'all.

J.J., could you please help me
make a map of the United States

for my geography class?

Penny, you don't need me
to help you make your map.

Hmm.

The United States
is in a lot of trouble.

It's not due for three weeks.

Good, 'cause it's going to
take me that long to get to it.

They've got me doing
so much work at the office,

the only time I get
to go to the bathroom

is on my day off.

Then why don't you
go to your boss

and ask for help?

I needed help
with my map,

so I came to you.

Penny, you're just
a little tyke.

Obviously
you don't understand

the intricate "workeries"

of a big business organization.

"Ask for help" indeed.

Not a bad idea.

Warren.

Yes, Mr. Harris?

Where's Evans?

At the prop warehouse
on the way to work.

You know, the Big Bear Cola
layout, remember?

Yeah, the minute he gets here,
I want to see him in my office.

And it's important.

I certainly will do that.

Right.

J.J. [DEEP VOICE]:
Which way to the North Pole?

Uh, who's your
honky friend?

Get it? Honky friend.
Get it?

Look, Warren, you better
not mess with this cat.

He may just be
hibernating.

Boy, I tell you Warren,
I am tired, man.

Zonked out.
Worn out.

Well, don't get
too comfortable.

Mr. Harris wants
to see you right away.

He wants to see me, huh?

Well, doesn't he know
Evans has got things to do too?

Evans has got a schedule.

Evans has got people to see,
places to go.

You know what I'm talking about?

I gotcha.

So he will see Evans
when Evans is good and ready.

Evans, get in here!

Evans is ready.

I'm glad you called me
in here, sir, because--

Sit down, Evans.

Because
I want to sit down,

that's what
I want to do.

What is this I hear about
you having too much work to do?

Me? Too much work?
Mm-hmm.

Never.

Hey, work is my life.

Work means everything to me.

I love my work.

Well, I suppose you won't need

that assistant
I just hired for you?

You-- You hired
a new assistant for me?

Yes, an assistant.

Why do you think
I called you in here?

Uh, because, uh...

Because you wanted to tell me
about the assistant.

Thank you there, Mr. Harris.

J.J., what happened in there?

Warren, I just
laid it on the man straight-out.

I told the cat,

I said, "Man, either you give me
some help in here,

otherwise, I'm walking."

Well, don't feel
too bad about it, J.J.

You'll probably find
work somewhere else,

I guess.

No, Warren,

he don't want
to lose me.

You know what
I'm talking about?

He begged me to stay.

That's how come,
as of today,

I'm having
my own assistant.

He gave you an assistant?

That's right, Warren.

That is right.

Give me some claw.

Is that
your new assistant?

Get it? He's, uh...
Yeah.

Warren, I just know

when this cat
gets here,

he'd better be
ready to work.

You know what I mean?

He better be ready
to take out the garbage,

take out the ashtrays,

get me some coffee.

That's what
an assistant's for.

Well, I'm really
glad to see

that success hasn't
gone to your head.

J.J.:
Not me, Warren.

Not me at all.

No, sir.

You know, Warren, in this world,

there are followers
and there are leaders.

Me, I happen to be
a leader of leaders.

Oh, I knew that.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Well, well,
well, well, well.

Charmed.

Evans...

Evans is the name.

Love is the game.

So you're Mr. Evans.

Hi, I'm Valerie Johnson,
your new assistant.

You're
my new assistant?

But I thought
that, uh...

I was supposed
to be a man, right?

Uh, well...

it's obvious to see
you're not a man.

Why don't you come over here,
mon cherie.

Sit down here
with me

and possibly have
a little coffee?

Getting coffee?

I thought that's what
assistants were for.

Oh, that's right.

Johnson, get me some coffee.

Well, see you later,
leader of leaders.

Nice meeting you,
Valerie.

I'm going
to my desk now.

Uh, Valerie, let me
help you with that.

Oh, that's okay,
Mr. Evans.

You don't have to
call me Mr. Evans.

You can just call me...

[CLINK, CLINK]

J.J.

And I wish you'd call me Val.

Well, Val, now that we have
all the small chit-chat

out of the way,

why don't
me and you go down

and skip
the light fandango,

and have a little
lunch break.

You know what
I'm talking about?

Okay, J.J.

You know,
it's a good thing

I was hired to be
your assistant.

You need one.
Huh?

Oh!

I see I made
a little oops-oops.

I guess I'll go
straighten up

down at the executive
"toy-toy."

Well, how's it going, honey?
Fine.

I think it's going to
work out.

Good.
You want to go to lunch?

You should have
asked me sooner.

I'm having lunch with...

[TAP, TAP]

J.J.

You know, he seems
like a real nice guy.

Yeah. Does he know who you are?

No.

And I'd like
to keep it that way,

Okay, Daddy?

[MOUTHING]

Whatever you say,
honey.

I'll talk to you later.

I see you were talking

to old
"Over the Hill" Harris.

J.J., is that any way
to talk about your boss?

Boss in name only.

Everybody knows

I make all
the important decisions.

Oh, really?

That's right.

Everybody knows
Harris has been

taking credit
for my work

for years.

You better watch out

around old
"Grab and Hold" Harris.

"Grab and Hold" Harris?

[STOMPING]

I tell you, no woman is
safe around him.

The man does
more pinching

than an oversexed
lobster.

The old bald-head geezer.

Oh.

Well, look,
I'm gonna get my coat, okay?

Yeah, and watch out
for old Harris

lurking in the hallways.

Probably chasing after women.

Well, I really got to
hand it to you, J.J.

You painted a very vivid
portrait of Harris

for Valerie.

Bet you scored a lot
of points too, huh?

Well, you know,
what can I say?

Maybe you should
say goodbye.

Valerie is
Harris' daughter.

Nice working
with you, J.J.

I'm going
to my desk now.

Goodbye, desk.

Goodbye, chair.

Goodbye, rubber cement.

Goodbye, big fella.

Keep a cold upper lip.

And goodbye, paycheck.

J.J., where do you
think you're going?

I thought we were
going to lunch.

Uh, lunch has been
cancelled

due to a case
of big "mouth-nism."

So you found out
I'm the boss' daughter.

Oh, come on, J.J.
Put your things back.

I'm not going to
have you fired.

But you know,

my father really isn't
as bad as all that either.

No, I know.

I mean, he's made this agency
what it is today.

He's a wonderful person.

He's a family man.

He goes to church.

He loves his family.

He loves his wife
and his children.

Matter of fact,

I was thinking of having him
made Saint Harris.

Wait a minute.

He's not as good
as all that either.

Look, J.J.,

I didn't tell you
I was Harris' daughter

because I wanted to be
liked for who I am

and not for who
I'm related to.

Now, how about lunch?

Well, I did bring
a sandwich here.

We could share that.

Ah, boy.

Uh, you don't want
this sandwich.

Why not?

My sister Thelma
made it.

Well, what is it?

Uh, green tuna.

Green tuna?

Well, you know,
maybe it isn't ripe yet.

Yeah, I would
feed it to the bear,

only he's
an endangered species.

I don't want the poor thing
to become extinct.

J.J., tell me a little
about yourself.

Well, there's really
not much to tell.

It's a very short story.

I'm charming, witty...

brilliant, "de-bon-er," uh...

cordial, wonderful,
superlative,

and just your everyday,
ordinary genius.

Is this
for an ad layout?

J.J.:
Oh, yeah, that's just
a little sketch I did.

It ain't no big deal.

VAL:
J. J., it's fantastic.

Can I keep this?

Oh, no, no, no. I'll give you
another one that's better.

This one's all smudged up.
No, I want this one.

Oh, no, this one's
not that good.

No, but I
don't care. I want--

Uh!

Well, uh...

what are we
gonna do now?

MAN:
Kiss her, turkey.

Oh, man! Come on!

What y'all guys
doing here?

Hey, look, man,
I just came down

to tell you we got tickets to
the roller derby, you know.

The championship playoffs,
three weeks from today.

[AS HOWARD COSELL]
The roller derby,

where the thrills
are exceeded

only by the vicious
brutality

of its demented
participants.

Yeah, yeah,
well, look here,

this is wonderful,
cats, I'll be there,

but there's a conference
going on right now--

J.J., aren't you going to
introduce me to your friends?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, Valerie,
this is Poppo and Head,

but they were
just leaving.

Not so fast,
Brother J.

Hey, man, can't you see
the brother wants to be alone?

Hey, man,

I can't see nothing
but the lady.

Hello, Valerie.

Oh, man, come on.
Your rap is tapped.

Hey, man, I was just
getting started.

That's what
you told my sister.

Now, get on
out of here.

You've got some
interesting friends.

Yeah,
very interesting.

Now, look, Valerie.

Yes, J.J.?

Uh...

where were we?

Hi, y'all.

THELMA:
Hey, Willona.

Hey, Thelma,
you got anything dirty

to take down
to the laundry room?

No, I did the wash yesterday,
Willona.

Honey, I ain't talking
about the laundry.

I'm talking
about some gossip.

How about J.J.'s been seeing
Valerie every night

for the last three weeks?

Honey, that is not gossip.
That's ancient history.

Did J.J. finish my map
for school?

I don't think so, Penny.

You know, he's been
very busy lately.

I don't know which
makes me feel worse,

that he's not helping me
do my homework,

or that he's going out
with that old, ugly girl.

Oh!

Oh, don't be jealous.

He just likes Val,
that's all.

Mama, what has she got

that I won't have
in a few years?

Right now, Penny,

she has a father
who's J.J.'s boss.

Oh, now, Gramps,
that's not nice.

Well, Willona,

things have been getting better
for J.J. at work

since he met Val.

Oh, now, darling,
that's nothing.

That's just a...
coincidence.

I don't believe it.

It's unbelievable.

Justice has finally occurred.

WILLONA:
What? What? What?

It's a miracle.

What happened?

Well, beloved family,
friends, and...

Thelma...

as of today,

the person in charge
of the artwork

on the Big Bear Cola
account is me.

Yours truly,
the ebony prince.

That's right, that's right,
that's right!

[MOUTHING]

Yeah, J.J.

When did you
get the news?

Well, today,
right after lunch.

Me and Valerie
came back from lunch,

and Mr. Harris
laid the news on us.

See? I told you it was just...
coincidence.

And would you believe

there are certain insidious
people down at the office

that believe that I got
this assignment

just because of my relationship
with Val. Ha, ha!

Can you believe that ludicrous
and ridiculous assumption?

[LAUGHS LOUDLY]

Well?

Well, I think I hear
my phone ringing.

I sure do.
I'll see you later.

J.J., if that map
isn't done by tomorrow,

you and I are through.

I bet you heard that!

Well, things
are really going good now.

I'm now rising up
the corporate ladder.

Yeah, J.J.,

but whose shoulders
will you be standing on?

What do you mean
by that?

Val is a very nice girl,
but she is the boss' daughter.

J.J., has it ever
occurred to you

that you might be using her?

Oh, come on, Thelma.

I happen to like the girl.

That's why
I'm going out with her.

The reason I'm rising up
the corporate ladder

is 'cause...

like cream,
I always rise to the top.

So does the garbage
in Lake Michigan.

I don't have to
listen to this anymore.

I've had
enough of you cats.

I happen to have a date
with Val tonight, anyway.

Oh, what a surprise.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

This is probably Val right now.

Huh. Okay.

[PLAYS STRANGLED NOTE]

Charge!

Climb aboard, Brother J.,
'cause the Roller Derby Express

is on its way.

[PLAYS STRANGLED NOTE]
Whoo!

It can't be.
Not tonight.

Ooh, lord.

Thelma, Thelma, Thelma.

Hey, look here,

if you were a socket
and I was a light,

could we get together
and twinkle tonight?

Poppo,
if I were a shoe...

Yeah? Yeah?

and I were a sock...

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know what I'd say?

Go crawl under a rock.

Hey, wait a minute, guys.

Hold on.

I don't think
I can make it tonight, man.

Hey, man,
you gotta make it.

I bought you a ticket.

Cash money.

And I get mean when you
mess with my green.

Wait a minute.
I got a date with Val tonight.

Hey, man,
you can break it.

No, he can't.

Why not?

'Cause she's the boss' daughter.

All right.

Now, come on. Hold on. Hold on.

Man, it ain't
anything like that.

I want to go out
with Val.

I mean,
I happen to like the girl.

Is there anything wrong
with that?

Nothing wrong with that.

She's fine. It's cool with me.

J.J., we've been buddies for
a long time, right?

Mm-hmm.

Now, has this fox
got you so wrapped up

that you can't get away
for one night?

Yeah, man. Come on.
Remember our song, now.

* United we stand
Divided we fall *

* We're tighter than pantyhose
Two sizes small *

* J.J. *

* Poppo *
* Good old Head *

* We're the Gleesome Threesome
Until we are dead *

[INDISTINCT]

Give me that ticket.
I'm going. I am going.

Oh, yeah? And what are you
going to tell Val?

Hey, Thelma, I'm my own man.

I can make my own decisions.

I don't know
what I'm gonna tell Val.

Well, whatever you tell her,

I don't want to be here
to hear it.

I do.

No, 'cause we're going
to Willona's.

I have to live in this house--

Stop talking--
Hey, hey, hey.

Thelma, Thelma, Thelma.

Never, never, never.

She's starting to weaken.

J.J., let's get on out of here.

Let's go on out to this
roller derby.

Man, I swear, those lady skaters
in those tight leotards

just turn me on.

All right, I hear you.
[KNOCKING]

After this, we're gonna
get ready to get on, giddy-up,

get on, go to the roller derby.

Hi, J.J. You ready?

Oh, hi, Val.

Uh, come on in.

You remember Poppo and Head.

Yeah, of course.

Uh, can we get going?
We're running late.

Uh, Val, there's been
a slight change in plans.

We're going
to the roller derby.

Roller derby?

Hey, man, I only got
three tickets.

J.J., I'm waiting.

Well, uh...

"A-hum, a-hum,
a-hum, a-hum,

himiny, himiny,
himiny..."

* United we stand
Divided we fall *

* We're tighter
Than pantyhose *

* Two sizes small *

All right, guys,

we're going
to the roller derby.

All right!

I'll meet you all
down there.

See you down there.

J., take care
of business, bro.

Right on.

You mean to tell me
you'd rather go with them

instead of me.

Uh, well, Val, see...

uh, you don't
understand.

We've been
lifelong buddies.

No, you don't
understand.

You got to give a little
to get a little.

Now, uh,
what's that supposed to mean?

Don't tell me you haven't been
enjoying the fringe benefits

of being my boyfriend,

like the Big Bear Cola job?

Oh, now, come on, Val.

I got that assignment
because I deserved it.

Well, if that's what
you want to think...

Hey, Val,

anything I get
I get on my own.

I don't need you.

Oh?

Well, let's see how far you get
without me.

Hey, J.J.,
what are you doing home?

You should have been
at work hours ago.

Thelma, I'm not going to work.

Why not?

After what went down last night,

I'm not sure whether I have
a girl or a job left.

Come on, J.J.

Now, think
of the bright side.

Thelma, that is
the bright side.

You got any
of that oatmeal left?

Oatmeal?

Since when do you eat
my oatmeal?

I don't.

I'm using it to make California
on Penny's map.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I want it to be
earthquake-proof.

Oh...

Excuse me.

I'm Mr. Harris, J.J.'s boss.
Uh-huh.

May I speak with him
for a moment?

Yeah, he's here.
Come on in.

Uh, Evans, why aren't you
at the office?

Oh, you want me to come down
and clear out my desk, huh?

Clear your desk out?
Hell, no.

I want you to get busy
on that Big Bear Cola layout.

You know, uh, me and Val
broke it off last night.

Yeah, I know. She told me.

And I told her
she was completely out of line.

You mean she had nothing to do
with me getting that assignment?

Evans, what do you take me for?

I run an ad department,
not a gift shop.

Now, you got that assignment

because you're
a damn good artist.

Well, if you feel that way
about it...

Evans, just be down
at the office in two hours.

I'll be there in ten minutes.

I think you're gonna need
a little bit more time.

Hi, J.J.

Uh, hi, Val.

Look, I know you probably
don't want to see me,

but I just wanted to apologize
for last night.

I was out of line,

and I said what I did
because I was being spiteful,

and, well,
I guess I better be going.

Uh, wait a minute,
Val.

You know, uh...

we could
start over again.

We could, couldn't we?

Would you like to go out
to lunch?

Well, I would love to,

but I'm waiting
for California to dry.

What?

On Penny's map.

I used oatmeal
to make California,

and I'm waiting
for it to dry.

J.J.,
the Mississippi River

doesn't go
through New Jersey,

and Texas
should be bigger,

and North Dakota

should be
above South Dakota--

Uh, Valerie, Valerie.

Uh, you may be
the boss' daughter,

but around here,
I'm the boss.

[***]

* Just lookin'
Out of the window *

* Watchin' the asphalt grow *

* Thinkin' how
It all looks hand-me-down *

* Good times *
* Hey, yeah *

* Good times *

* Keepin' your head
Above water *

* Makin' a wave
When you can *

* Temporary layoffs *

* Good times *

* Easy credit
Ripoffs *

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