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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou meet a payment *
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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou need a friend *
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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou're out from under *
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* Not gettin' hassledNot gettin' hustled *
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* Keepin' your headAbove water *
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* Makin' a waveWhen you can *
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* Temporary layoffs *
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* Good times *
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* Easy creditRipoffs *
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* Good times *
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* Scratchin'And survivin' *
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* Good times *
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* Hangin'In a chow line *
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* Good times *
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* Ain't we luckyWe got 'em *
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* Good times *
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Some of these personal ads
sure do get personal.
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Here's a man that'll pay
$100 reward
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for the return of his dog.
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No questions asked.
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And here's another
that'll pay $25 reward,
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for the return of his wife,
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and a lot of questions asked!
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Thelma. How come you spendin'
so much time fixing your face
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just to go to the library?
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Well, Michael, you never know
when you'll meet a guy
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who'll wanna take out
something besides a book!
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That's true.
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Instead of reading a horror
story, he'll go out with one.
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All right, buddy, that's 12.
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Twelve what?
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Twelve times you've hassled me
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since Ma's been gone.
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You mean, you've been keeping
a hassle list?
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Now that's a dirty, low-down,
rotten, sneaky--
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Thirteen!
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What do you mean
thirteen?
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[ARGUING
INDISTINCTLY]
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Put down the paper
and put down the comb,
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'cause the ebony bread-winner
has arrived home.
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Hey!
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Ain't anybody gonna ask me
how the day at work went?
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Glad y'all asked.
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Had a big business lunch
with the boss.
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Took me to one
of those fancy restaurants:
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La Grande de Maison
la Cherbourg!
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That's French for,
"The hamburgers cost 5 dollars."
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What's in the box,
J.J.?
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Ah, glad you asked,
Michael.
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As I was
perusing my wardrobe,
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I came to the
startling realization
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that I was short...
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of shorts!
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I got one for each day
of the week.
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
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Thursday, Friday,
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Sunday.
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What you gonna do
for Saturday?
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Hmm...guess I'm gonna
have to live dangerously!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Oh,
I'll get it.
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Okay, I'll see you guys later.
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MICHAEL:
All right, Thelma.
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Oh, Bookman,
what do you want?
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I'm surprised at you,
Thelma.
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You should never
look the gift horse
in the mouth.
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How can I?
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I always think of you
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as the other end
of the horse!
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Horse? It's more like Orca,
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The Killer Whale of the Ghetto.
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Just for that,
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I'm not gonna let you
have this.
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What you got there,
Bookman?
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You got
a CB goin'.
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Hold on,
Bookman,
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you were gonna
let us have a CB?
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Out of the goodness of my heart.
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Oh, yeah, I would like
to believe that, Bookman,
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except for
two little details:
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You have no goodness,
and you have no heart.
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Watch it, J.J.
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Don't put your
fingerprints on that.
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'Cause that CB could
also stand for
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Citizen
Burglarized!
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I'm appalled
that you would think that.
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Okay, I'll hand it
to ya straight.
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I'm in a bind.
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You gotta hold this CB
until the heat's off.
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You were right,
Michael.
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He swiped it!
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No, man.
I bought it.
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As a matter
of fact,
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I'll be buying it
for the next 36 months.
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You see, the heat
is Mrs. Bookman.
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Hold on, you mean
Mrs. Bookman is the fuzz?
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Only a little on her upper lip,
a little bit.
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You see,
the problem is,
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Mrs. Bookman caught me talking
on the CB to a trucker.
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And what's wrong with that?
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The trucker's name
was Florence.
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Flatbed Florence!
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I see why
you're in trouble.
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Hey, that's only half of it.
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She hit the ceiling
when she found out
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what my CB
name was.
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What do you call yourself,
Bookman?
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Big Bad Buffalo Butt?
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No, man!
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I'm known over
the airways as...
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Super Stud!
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Bookman, I don't think
it's the name
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that's buggin'
Mrs. Bookman.
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It's the lie!
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Now that's a cold shot.
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But I need you.
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Hey, J.J.,
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do you know how
to operate a CB?
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That's like asking
the Harlem Globetrotters
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if they know how
to dribble!
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Let's check
it out.
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Check it out!
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Hey, remember,
fellas.
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Don't let anybody
know about this. Okay?
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I mean, Mrs. Bookman thinks
I'm getting rid of it.
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But this
is our little secret.
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Hi, y'all.
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Look-a here, look-a here!
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Bookman,
what you doing?
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Nothing.
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Uh-huh, I know.
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That's that CB radio
you bought,
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that's gonna take you
three years to pay off,
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that your old lady
will get rid of,
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'cause she found out
you was hittin' on some chick.
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Ain't that right,
Super Stud?
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How do you know
about that?
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Willona got her own
antenna.
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Pardon me.
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Now, I promised your Mama
I'd look in on ya.
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Let's count noses.
There's one, two--
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Where is
the other nose?
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Thelma went
to the library.
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Oh, yeah.
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To meet someone who
might be interested
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in taking out something
beside a book.
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I gotta get home now
and get Penny's dinner started.
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I'll see ya later,
Super Tub.
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She does have
her own antenna.
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Hey J.J.,
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will you show me how
to operate this CB?
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Monpleasure, lil' brother,
monpleasure.
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Well, fellas,
uh...
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Take care of my little baby
for me, okay?
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See, Michael,
all you gotta do
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is just turn
this little switch here.
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And you're on
the air.
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Don't play that thing too loud,
or I'll have to evict you!
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MAN [OVER RADIO]:
This is Sampson, where are you,Lady Lou? Over.
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WOMAN:
Southbound on Loomis. Over.
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Breaker one-six.
Breaker one-six.
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MAN:
Go ahead, breaker.
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What's the handle?Over.
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J.J.
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MAN:
"J" who?
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Uh...
You take one "J,"
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and then you take another "J,"
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and that adds up to me!
J.J.!
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Tall, tan, good-looking,
and the inventor of cool!
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WOMAN:
You have a sexy voice, Mr. J.J.
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Well, if you think
the voice is sexy,
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wait till you see the body
that it comes out of.
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WOMAN:
In time.
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Right now,I got to back on out.
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Ten four, J.J.
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Ten
fo-wo-wo-ur!
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Yeah.
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Okay, Michael,
now there ya go.
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All ya
gotta do is,
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whenever you go in
on a channel,
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just say "breaker,"
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give your breaker number
and handle.
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I can't!
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Sure you can!
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J.J., I know what to say
on the telephone,
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but I don't know
how to talk on no CB!
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Hey, Michael, nobody expects
you to be as glib as me.
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I mean, if they had a contest,
they'd nominate me
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for the
Golden Tongue Award!
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Just open your mouth
and keep it flappin'!
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Hey,
where you going?
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Michael, I paid for Saturday.
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And I'm gonna get Saturday!
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WOMAN 2:
This is Fun Girlcalling Chopper.
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Come in, Chopper.
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Come in, Chopper.Over.
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Um...um...
Fun Girl?
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That doesn't soundlike you, Chopper.
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Um, it's not,
it's--
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What's yourhandle?
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Handle?
Um, uh--
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I didn't read.Come on, breaker.
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Gimme a handleor clear the air!
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Um...J.J.!
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"J" who?
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J.J.!
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You know, you take one "J,"
then take another "J,"
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put them both together,
and you got me.
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J.J.!
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Hey!That's cool!
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I don't recognizeyour handle.
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How long haveyou had ears?
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Ears?
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They came
with my head.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're funny!
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Hey, how'd you get
the handle "Fun Girl"?
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'Cause I likefun things.
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Dancing, bike riding,
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walks in the park,bowling.
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You name it.
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If it's fun,I like it!
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Hey, well, then it's a cinch
that you'll like me.
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'Cause when you talk
about fun,
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I am the most!
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How old are you?
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I'm 6...times four,
minus two,
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which would give you
an even 22.
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You know, sometimes I wonder
how I was able
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to squeeze so much charm
into so few years!
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Hey, whatdo you do?
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Er, um...I am an artiste
at an ad agency.
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What do you do?
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I'm a dancer.
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Hey, what do youlook like?
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Uh, let's just say
I am blessed with the best.
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What do you look like?
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What do I soundlike I look like?
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All right! Hey!
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Hey, J.J.
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I really likedjaw-jacking with you,
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but I've gottasign off now.
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I'll be back onat 2100,
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lookin' for you,baby.
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Roger and out.
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Um, roger and out!
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Ow! Serious CB jaw!
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Um, I bet you probably have
a big date tonight, huh?
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Wrong.
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Oh. Well...
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isn't there anybody
you want to go visit?
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Mm-mm.
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What about
Lorraine Buchanan?
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Oh, Michael.
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I haven't talked to her
in over two years.
259
00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,014
You kidding?
260
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,582
Thelma, that's even
a better reason
261
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,017
to drop in
and say hello!
262
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,018
Michael.
263
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,053
Hm?
264
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,754
Are you trying to get me
outta the house?
265
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,056
Who, me?
266
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,590
Whatever gave you
that idea?
267
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,192
You! Well, if you are,
forget it.
268
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,560
'Cause I'm tired,
269
00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,729
and nothing's gettin' me
outta the house tonight.
270
00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,264
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
271
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,366
Hi!
MICHAEL: Hi.
272
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,902
Me and Willona are gonna bake
a cake and need two eggs.
273
00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,537
Hey, I'll get 'em.
274
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,472
Hey, Thelma, why don't
you help her.
275
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,075
Hey, that'd be
a great idea!
276
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,210
You're a regular genius
in that kitchen.
277
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,478
Wait a minute.
278
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,447
You always complain
about my cooking.
279
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,416
You know, Thelma, lately,
it has been improving.
280
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,617
As a matter of fact,
281
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,653
I haven't thrown up
for over a month!
282
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,424
Michael, are you sure you're not
trying to get rid of me?
283
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,492
Who, me?
284
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,060
We need
some flour too.
285
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,095
Flour.
All right.
286
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,664
Here ya go.
287
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,665
And a cup
of milk.
288
00:09:58,698 --> 00:09:59,799
Cup of milk.
289
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,803
No, make that two cups.
290
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,138
One for the cake and one for me.
291
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,139
Here ya go.
292
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,340
All I need
is two cups.
293
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,942
That's okay.
Take the whole thing.
294
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,310
Bring back
what you don't need.
295
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,978
And do you have a cake pan?
296
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,013
Cake pan, um...
297
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,415
Hey, hold on.
I got a better idea!
298
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,023
Why don't you just
borrow this?
299
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,358
That's the kind of cake
I like to bake best.
300
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,193
One that came
from the store!
301
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,995
Thelma, you wanna come
and help us eat it?
302
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,530
Yeah,
that's a good idea!
303
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,399
Thelma's even more
of a genius at eating
304
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,500
than she is
at baking.
305
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,235
Okay, Michael.
306
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,237
But nothing better not
be going on around here.
307
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,238
You hear me?
308
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,606
Okay, come on, Penny.
Let's go.
309
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,607
See y'all
later.
310
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,042
All right,
now.
311
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,780
[RADIO STATIC]
312
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,782
FUN GIRL:
Oh, yeah, Chopper,
313
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,183
I'd love to godancing with you.
314
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,551
But, you know,
315
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,319
I'm all dated upfor the next three weeks.
316
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,422
Or maybe it's four!Over.
317
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,591
CHOPPER:
I'm sure anxious to gettogether with you, Fun Girl.
318
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,793
Um...breaker one-nine.
319
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,095
Break acknowledged.What's your handle?
320
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,930
This is J.J., and I'm calling
for Fun Girl.
321
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,532
Sounds likea personal thing to me,
322
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,701
so I'm gone.Over and out.
323
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,070
FUN GIRL:
I nearly gave upon you, J.J.
324
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,172
I've been thinkin'about you.
325
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,973
I felt, you know,
326
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,376
like we really kindadig on each other.
327
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,577
Hey, baby, you know how it go.
328
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,479
You dig, I dig.
329
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,981
Together, we're dug!
330
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,316
Hey, I got an idea.
331
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,385
How 'bout you and me
getting together sometime,
332
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,221
and weaving
a little magic spell?
333
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,256
Well, I'd like to knowmore about you, first.
334
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,325
What more do you need to know
except that I'm tall,
335
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,828
good-looking
and the inventor of cool!
336
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,297
What do you doat the agency, J.J.?
337
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,499
I'm indispensable!
338
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,002
The boss takes me to all
the big luncheon deals.
339
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,105
Like today, we had lunch at
La Grande Maison de Cherbourg!
340
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,640
That's French for, "We get
six bucks for a hamburger!"
341
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,942
Five bucks!
342
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,444
Um...
Yeah, J.J.
343
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,113
Man, I didn't expect
you home so soon.
344
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,181
Yeah, I bet you didn't,
little bro.
345
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,716
FUN GIRL:
Say again?
346
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,184
Yeah, go ahead
and say it again.
347
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,287
I can hardly wait to hear
what J.J.'s gonna say next.
348
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,455
Stand by,
Fun Girl.
349
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,157
What's all this about?
350
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,158
[LAUGHS]
351
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,293
J.J., I was just kidding.
352
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,163
You know, Fun Girl
doesn't even--
353
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,631
She doesn't know
either one of us.
354
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,099
Look here, Michael.
355
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,070
I have a tough enough time
being me as it is. You know?
356
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,705
You could never be me anyway!
357
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,106
Now look here, Michael.
358
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,375
You get back on that horn
and tell that girl the truth.
359
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,743
Come on, J.J., man.
360
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,278
You're not gonna ask me
to do that.
361
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,781
I'm not asking you.
I'm telling you.
362
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,616
Otherwise, I'm gonna
have you arrested
363
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,985
for impersonating
a prince!
364
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,087
Fun Girl standing by.
365
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,222
Are you still on,J.J.?
366
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,092
Go ahead,
Michael.
367
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,293
Fun Girl?
368
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,594
Is that you,J.J.?
369
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,097
Well, yeah. Sort of.
I mean, like...
370
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,299
It is
and it isn't.
371
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,101
It isn't.
372
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,436
I don'tunderstand.
373
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,537
If you'renot J.J.,
374
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,439
then what'syour handle?
375
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,107
I really
don't have one.
376
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,942
My real name
is Michael.
377
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,944
Then what aboutall that other stuff?
378
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,479
About beinggood-looking,
379
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,215
about being an artisteat an ad agency,
380
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,650
about being tall,and cool.
381
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,852
What aboutall that, huh?
382
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,754
My older brother's
all those things.
383
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,755
Older bro--?
384
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,756
How oldare you?
385
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,725
Seventeen.
386
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,426
Sixteen.
387
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,562
You can't be very much,
388
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,797
if you have to pretend
to be your brother.
389
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,699
Remember my handle, Fun Girl?
390
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,768
All that talk about
taking me dancing,
391
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,370
taking me for walks
in the park,
392
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,105
taking me bike riding?
393
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,573
I hope you had fun funnin' me!
394
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,974
Hey, but Fun Girl--
395
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,210
Sorry, buddy. Off the air.
396
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,482
Mm-mm-mm.
397
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,816
They got
Hamburger Helper,
398
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,084
Tuna Helper.
399
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,819
Uh-oh, look,
there's something new here.
400
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,154
Junk Food Helper!
401
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,155
[LAUGHS]
402
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,195
Hey, Willona,
I'm gonna go bowling.
403
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,097
Do you think my pants
are a little tight?
404
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,299
Honey,
if they were any tighter,
405
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,001
you'd have to wear them
under your skin!
406
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,336
Oh, Willona!
407
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,637
Well, I won't be out
too late.
408
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,638
See ya!
See ya, Mike!
409
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,173
Yeah, all right. Bye.
410
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,209
Ah, Gramps,
come on, honey.
411
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,745
You been moping around here
like you were Farrah Fawcett
412
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,681
and you discovered
you got a bald spot
413
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,049
in the top of
your head.
414
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,391
Still feeling down
about Fun Girl, huh?
415
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,726
Yeah, Willona.
416
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,227
I only got a chance
to speak to her
417
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,063
on the CB
a few times.
418
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,931
I really started
to like her.
419
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,933
If only I hadn't pretended
to be J.J.
420
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,268
Amen
for that!
421
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,438
Gramps, honey,
look.
422
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,873
You got a whole lot to offer
a girl just being yourself.
423
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,208
Yeah?
Name one thing.
424
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,410
You're conscientious.
You're a good-looking boy.
425
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,847
And someday soon, you're gonna
be a handsome, fine young man.
426
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,116
But what's more important,
you got a good heart,
427
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,818
and I love you, baby.
428
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,289
Hey, Willona.
429
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,523
You sure
you didn't say that
430
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,725
just to make
me feel better?
431
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,726
Mm-hmm.
432
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,395
That's why
I said it.
433
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,864
But also because
it happens to be true.
434
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,965
I'll see ya later,
sugar.
435
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,033
Yeah, thanks!
436
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,034
Okay.
437
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,113
Well?
438
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,781
How does Saturday
grab you?
439
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,350
By the throat!
440
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,386
You know, J.--
441
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,688
J.J., I surely hope
I don't look like that
442
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,156
when I get
your age.
443
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,858
Michael,
you're just jealous,
444
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:29,295
'cause you don't have
a physique as good as mine.
445
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,463
Physique?
446
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,464
J.J., man,
447
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,099
if you didn't have
varicose veins,
448
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,068
you wouldn't have
any legs at all!
449
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,673
Michael,
if I'd known
450
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,307
I was gonna get
insulted like this,
451
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,343
I wouldn't have bothered
to get Fun Girl's name
452
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,411
and address
for you.
453
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,412
You did that?!
454
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,313
J.J., man,
how'd you do it?
455
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,314
Very simple,
Michael.
456
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,315
Tell me!
457
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,251
I just got on
my CB yesterday,
458
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,752
and I called Chopper,
459
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,254
who called Sampson,
460
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,890
who called The Red Ryder
over in Stickney.
461
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,026
He got in contact with
The Lone Ranger,
462
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,227
from Blue Island,
463
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,230
who got in contact with
Goldilocks from Oak Lawn,
464
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,434
who got in contact with
The Raven from Melrose Park,
465
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,670
who contacted all
the CB'ers in Cicero.
466
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,039
One of those dudes
got in contact
467
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,342
with Hot To Trot
from Summit.
468
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,377
Hot to Trot got in contact
with The Black Widow
469
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,080
from the South Side.
470
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,615
And she relayed my message
on to The Pirate,
471
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,817
from River Forest,
472
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,453
who knows Fun Girl's
cousin personally.
473
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,821
And that's
how I got it.
474
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,591
No trouble at all!
475
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,263
Now, here's her name.
476
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,565
It's Nancy Colten.
477
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,533
Now you can go over there
and apologize,
478
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,268
and let her meet
the real you!
479
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,336
Okay.
480
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,939
And after she meets
the real you,
481
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,941
you can apologize
for that!
482
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,121
Calling Michael.
Come in, Michael.
483
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,422
Come in.
484
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,493
Yes, what is it?
485
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,895
Um, I'm looking for a Nancy.
486
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,030
I'm Nancy Colten.
487
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,034
Oh, um...
488
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,568
[CLEARS THROAT]
489
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,171
Same first name--
Right first name but, um...
490
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,639
must be the wrong apartment.
491
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:21,908
Hey, I'm sorry to put you
through any trouble.
492
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:22,909
That's okay.
493
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,511
Yeah. Right.
Bye.
494
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,188
Hey, Thelma--
495
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,657
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
--we catch youon the flip.
496
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,059
Break one-nine.
497
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,827
It's The Mad Truckeron that eight-O.
498
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,362
We looking?Come on.
499
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,864
Breaker one-nine.
500
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,566
Where you going,
Mad Trucker?
501
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,802
Hey, thanks for thecomeback there, good buddy.
502
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,570
We're heading forthat Rock Island town.
503
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,871
What's your handle?Get back.
504
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,707
My handle?
505
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,675
Oh, uh...
Bubblin' Brown Sugar.
506
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,445
But you
can call me Bubblin'.
507
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,879
Ten fouron the Bubblin'.
508
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,114
Hey,what's your 20?
509
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,382
You mobile or a base?Come on.
510
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,917
Am I a who? Uh...
511
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,252
Listen, uh...if you're asking
me if I'm home, yes.
512
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,554
I don't know
whether I'm a base
513
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,722
or whatever
you call that.
514
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,824
Ten-four onwhatever you call that.
515
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,259
I'll be back in Chi-Towntomorrow, don't you know.
516
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,729
What about you and megetting together? Get back.
517
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,397
Ask him
if he's got a friend.
518
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,733
Girl, you almost
scared me to death!
519
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,601
You finish
your homework?
520
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,136
Yeah. Keep talking to him!
Okay.
521
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,304
Uh, Bubblin' Brown Sugar
522
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,638
for the
Mad Trucker. Over.
523
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,073
Yeah,that's a big ten, roger.
524
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,709
I thought you backed outwithout signing off. Get back.
525
00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:31,611
Well, a friend
of mine just came in.
526
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,113
What's her handle?Come on.
527
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,582
Her handle? Uh...
The Lady In Red.
528
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,751
Oh, four-tenon The Lady in Red!
529
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,185
Hey, ladies,I got me a friend.
530
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,954
What about the four of usgetting together
531
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,355
and doingwhat comes naturally?
532
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,356
Get back.
533
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,624
How old
is your friend?
534
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,759
Twenty-nine.
535
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,193
How 'bout your friend?Come on.
536
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,495
I'll let her
tell you herself.
537
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,729
Hey, there,Lady in Red.
538
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,331
How old are you,sweet thing? Come on.
539
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,800
I'll be 10
my next birthday.
540
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:57,937
[MIMICS MAE WEST]
But I'm very mature
for my age, big boy.
541
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,177
That's good!
542
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,013
This isThe Mad Trucker.
543
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,148
We down, we gone.Bye-bye.
544
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,783
Bye-bye!
545
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,852
That was so cute!
I tell ya, he thinks--
546
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,020
Oh, Gramps!
547
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:15,055
Everything okay?
548
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,456
Uh-huh.
549
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,757
What does
"uh-huh" mean?
550
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,292
Uh-huh
means uh-huh!
551
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,894
Now, there's some
uh-huhs I like,
552
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,796
and then there's some
uh-huhs I don't like.
553
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,597
That's one of those uh-huhs
I don't like.
554
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,832
I don't like it either.
555
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,667
Come on, Penny.
556
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,602
Let's let Gramps
work out his own uh-huhs.
557
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,603
Bye, Michael.
558
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,871
Uh-huh.
559
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,841
[DOOR CLOSES]
560
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,278
FUN GIRL:
Fun Girl calling Michael.
561
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,749
This is Fun Girl calling
Michael. Come in, Michael.
562
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,085
Uh, Fun Girl?
This is Michael.
563
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,419
Where have you been?
564
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,588
I've been trying to reach you
for half an hour!
565
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,622
Are you okay?
566
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,424
Um, yeah!
567
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,592
But why are you calling me?
568
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,094
Hey, I thought
you were angry at me.
569
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,962
Well, I got to thinking
570
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,131
that maybe the other day
I was a little rough on you.
571
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,467
For a "fun girl,"
I wasn't very much fun.
572
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,035
Hey, well, I had no business
573
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,037
pretending to be someonethat I wasn't.
574
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,472
Let's forget about all that.
575
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,540
Let's start being friends
all over again.
576
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,776
Hey, the other day
you said you'd take me dancing.
577
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,777
Did you mean it?
578
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,945
Dancing?
579
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,214
Oh.
580
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,615
Oh, yeah! Sure!
581
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,050
I'll take you dancing.
582
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,952
And I'll take you for walks
in the park too.
583
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,987
Hey! How would you like
to go roller skating?
584
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,123
Oh, I'd love to go
roller skating!
585
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,491
Hey, and we can go skiing too.
586
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,558
Would you like that?
587
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,027
Skiing sounds great!
588
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,595
We'll talk about itsome more, okay?
589
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,596
Okay.
590
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,864
Fun Girl clear--
591
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,733
Well!
592
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,602
I see y'all are friends again!
593
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,736
Oh. Yeah.
594
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,805
Well, Michael,
you don't have to thank me.
595
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,740
I mean, what are
big brothers for?
596
00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,442
I don't expect
any thanks!
597
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,744
Look, J.J., I got some things
to take care of right now.
598
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,780
So just leave me alone,
all right?
599
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,450
You're welcome.
600
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,920
Fun Girl calling Michael.
601
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,255
Come in, Michael!
602
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,590
Come in, Michael!
603
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,125
Do you have your ears on?
604
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,430
Uh, yeah, got ya
loud and clear there, Fun Girl.
605
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,065
Uh, Michael just took a hike.
606
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,399
This here is J.J.
607
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,569
Oh! J.J.!
608
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,404
I've heard a lot about you!
609
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,439
Indirectly.
610
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,074
Let me tell you, directly,
611
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,642
and very modestly,
612
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,177
that everything you've heard
613
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,579
is true!
614
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,948
Well, tell Michael
I'll be rappin' with him later.
615
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,583
I got something on my mind.
616
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,152
Listen, why don't you come over
and tell him in person?
617
00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,655
In person?
618
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,824
Yeah! I'll give ya the address!
619
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,862
Well!
Good work, troops.
620
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,831
Too bad y'all washed
those dishes up so quick.
621
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,100
Just when I was gonna
give y'all a hand!
622
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,101
Oh, yeah?
623
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,535
Well, we got
a lot more left.
624
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,437
No, no. It's always
been my motto:
625
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,106
When something is going good,
626
00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:48,174
don't mess with it!
627
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,476
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
628
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,911
It leaves my hands free
to handle the knock.
629
00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:52,912
Yes, sir!
630
00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:55,115
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
631
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,151
Hi.
632
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,453
Oh, of course
we'll help you!
633
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,554
Of course
we'll help you!
634
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,689
Here you go.
635
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,960
You don't
understand.
636
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:07,961
I'm Fun Girl.
637
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,729
Oh, you're
Fun Girl? Well...
638
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,498
Give my
dollar back!
639
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,868
Come on in,
here.
640
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,069
Uh...
Fun Girl,
641
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,570
this here's
my, uh, sister.
642
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:18,938
Thelma.
643
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:19,939
Hi!
Hi, how are you?
644
00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:22,142
And, uh,
my brother, Michael.
645
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,182
Weren't you--?
646
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,618
You were the one
who came to my apartment!
647
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,889
Then you knew
about me.
648
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,525
Oh.
649
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,563
You were gonna take me
dancing and skiing.
650
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,098
You didn't say anything.
651
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,667
You knew
I couldn't walk.
652
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,803
And you still wanted
to be friends.
653
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,471
Well, you know.
654
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,940
I put you down for pretending
to be something you weren't.
655
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,310
When I was doing
exactly the same thing.
656
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,948
I guess that's why they sell
so many CB's.
657
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,820
Over the CB,
658
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,388
you could be whoever you want.
659
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,095
I'm sorry.
660
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,572
Hey! Wait a minute!
661
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:26,639
Where are
you going?
662
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,208
I still
wanna be friends.
663
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:30,810
You do?
664
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,880
Yeah, sure! We can do a lot
of fun things together.
665
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,416
I guess we could.
666
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,220
Hello, Michael.
667
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,221
Over.
668
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,389
Hello, Nancy.
669
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,423
Over.
670
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:46,326
Well, Thelma!
Break out the Kool-Aid!
671
00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:51,998
And get that cake you baked,
if you can lift it.
672
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,510
Michael?
Uh...
673
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,644
I got something
to say.
674
00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:06,446
Well, J.J., if it's about
my lying to you--
675
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,847
That's exactly
what it's about.
676
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,050
Michael, you're
a beautiful person.
677
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,052
And I'm proud
of you.
678
00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:13,319
Well, you know.
679
00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:14,754
What can I say?
680
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,892
[INDISTINCT]
681
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,114
[***]
682
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:48,088
* Just lookin'Out of the window *
683
00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:51,825
* Watchin' the asphalt grow *
684
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:55,328
* Thinkin' howIt all looks hand-me-down *
685
00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,330
* Good times ** Hey, yeah *
686
00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:58,631
* Good times *
687
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,701
* Keepin' your headAbove water *
688
00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:04,337
* Makin' a waveWhen you can *
689
00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,573
* Temporary layoffs *
690
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:07,907
* Good times *
691
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,776
* Easy creditRipoffs *
692
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,511
* Good times *
693
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:16,449
ANNOUNCER:
Good Times was videotapedin front of a studio audience.
694
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:22,756
* Good times *
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