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* Good times
Any time you meet a payment *
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* Good times
Any time you need a friend *
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* Good times
Any time you're out from under *
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* Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled *
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* Keepin' your head
Above water *
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* Makin' a wave when you can *
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* Temporary layoffs
Good times *
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* Easy credit ripoffs
Good times *
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* Scratchin' and survivin'
Good times *
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* Hangin' in a chow line
Good times *
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* Ain't we lucky we got 'em *
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* Good times **
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WOMAN ON TELEVISION:
Howard, Howard...
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Sit down.
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I have a confession to make.
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I've...I've been an unfaithful wife.
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[CHILLING ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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ANNOUNCER: We will returntoAn Affair of the Heart
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right after these messagesfrom our sponsor.
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Thelma, are
you watching
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that jive
soap opera again?
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Mm-mm.
Ooh! Don't
touch that dial!
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Howard's about
to leave Cynthia!
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He's been leaving her
since I was 12 years old.
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I wanna watch
Win a Fortune.
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Win a Fortune,
are you serious J.J.?
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You watch that stupid program?
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Michael, it's not stupid,
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and I love to
watch them women
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win them prizes.
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The emcee always goes,
"Annabelle, are you ready?
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"Pull the curtain.
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"Annabelle, you have just won
a genuine Hollywood mink coat!"
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She goes crazy!
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[SCREAMING]
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She kisses and hugs the emcee.
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Then she grabs the coat
and runs out and hawks it.
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We have got to see that!
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Not today, we won't!
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All right, Michael,
what you doing?
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I don't like
those game shows
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or those daytime
soap operas.
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I wanna watch
the news.
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Hey, what's so special
about the news?
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It's this
new family programming.
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It's the only place
a kid can see sex and violence
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before 9:00.
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Well, Michael,
if you wanna see and violence,
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look out the window.
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We're gonna watch Win a Fortune!
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Hey!
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Who put you in charge
of the TV?
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I did, because I'm the biggest.
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The biggest what?
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The biggest fool,
I'm gonna--
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[SHOUTING]
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Hold it, you two!
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Hold it!
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Something's
wrong with Ma.
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She walked right past
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all the hollering
and screaming
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without hollering
and screaming.
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What's the matter, Ma?
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Oh, I'm all right.
Don't worry about me.
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Probably just
a little upset stomach.
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Well, then why didn't
you tell me, Ma?
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Because when your tummy hurts,
and you don't feel right,
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that's the time
to call Doctor...
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[CLAPS]
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Dy-no-mite!
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I'm gonna check here
in the medical encyclopedia.
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Well, I don't think
you're gonna find
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much in that book, J.J.
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I already checked there.
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Well, maybe you didn't look
in the right place.
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These things take a certain
medical savoir faire.
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Are your toes numb?
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No.
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Well, then
it ain't frostbite.
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J.J., look under
brain damage.
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Thelma, that's not
Ma's problem.
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No, it's yours.
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Well, Thelma,
let me diagnose your problem.
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In simple medical terms,
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you got a bad case
of the uglies.
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I must have caught it
from you, fungus face.
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Fungus face?
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You got some nerve,
you old amoeba-head!
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I don't
wanna hear that!
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Thelma and J.J.,
why don't y'all cool it.
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Can't y'all see
Mama doesn't feel well,
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Here, Mama, have a seat.
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Honey, I'm all right.
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Just a little tired,
that's all.
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Too much tooting
that barge
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and lifting
that bale.
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You could have
a tropical disease, Ma.
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You ever been bitten
by a tee-see fly?
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J.J., there are
no tsetse flies
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in Chicago!
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Well, when you get
bitten by a tee-see fly,
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you don't ask him
what he's doing in Chicago.
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J.J., stop
that nonsense.
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But Ma--
Now, listen.
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When your daddy gets home,
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I don't want y'all saying
nothing about this to him.
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You hear me?
It'll only worry him.
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Mama, why don't you
go to see a doctor?
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I'm sure it's nothing, Michael.
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Besides, you know I always hated
going to those clinics.
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How about a tapeworm, Ma.
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Feel anything wiggling?
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J.J., if I have to get sick,
will you please do me a favor?
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Yeah, what, Michael?
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Keep your jive turkey hands off!
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey, Dad!
Hey, Dad.
Hey, Daddy.
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Baby, you are looking at a man
who has it made.
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We are moving up financially.
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J.J.: Oh, yeah,
what you doing,
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giving up your job
for unemployment insurance?
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No, baby,
I got a 15-buck raise.
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Oh!
Hey!
Right on!
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Oh, James,
that's wonderful.
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Yeah, I just asked for it,
and I got it.
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I walked right up
to the foreman,
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and I said, "Hey, Pete,
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seen you having lunch
with the boss's wife."
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James.
THELMA: Ooh!
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Just jiving, baby.
Just jiving.
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But I did get the raise, kids.
That's for sure.
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Great, Daddy.
That's great!
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Now I can get
a new pair of patch jeans.
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I can get a basketball
and a hoop.
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Where are you gonna hang it,
in here?
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Well, Bill Russell's
got one in his office.
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Step aside, young'uns.
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Let the eldest offspring
get in here.
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Now, Dad, what I would like
is an Eldorado Cadillac...
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stereo tape deck,
power ashtrays.
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Junior--
On second thought, Dad,
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make that a skateboard.
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Oh, J.J.
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Baby, you ain't saying nothing.
Ain't you proud of me?
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Oh, of course,
I'm proud of you, James.
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That's the biggest raise
you ever got.
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Florida,
are you feeling all right?
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Sure. I'm feeling fine, honey.
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Couldn't feel better.
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Sure, Dad,
Ma's okay.
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Yeah, I couldn't find a thing
in the medical book.
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Medical book?
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What you looking
in the medical book for?
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Baby, what's wrong?
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What's the matter?
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Nothing, James.
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Florida, I said,
what's the matter?
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Honey, it's nothing.
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I just got a little pain
in my side, that's all.
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Baby, how long have you had it?
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Not long.
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How long?
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[SIGHS]
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Promise you
won't get upset?
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Baby, I promise you
I'm not gonna get upset.
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Now, how long
did you have it?
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Two weeks.
Two weeks!
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What the hell you mean,
two weeks?
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Well, at least
you didn't get upset.
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You been hurting
and you didn't tell me?
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How come
you didn't tell me?
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Well, honey,
I thought maybe
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it would
just go away.
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Well, now, Florida,
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that ain't
no ordinary stomachache,
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to be hanging
around here for two weeks.
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Yeah, even Thelma's oatmeal
don't hurt that long.
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Well, we ain't
waiting around here
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for you hurt another two weeks.
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I'm taking you down
to the county hospital now.
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Oh, now, James,
you know how I hate that clinic.
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It's too much trouble.
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Besides, those doctors
don't even know who you are.
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It don't make no difference
if they know who you are,
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as long as they know
what you got.
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JAMES:
See y'all later.
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All right.
See you, Dad.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Wait a minute, y'all.
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Maybe Ma's only got...
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a deviated spectrum.
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Dum-dum, that's
deviated septum,
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and it's in the nose.
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Well, you never know.
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When they deviate, they deviate.
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I sure do hope
Mama's all right.
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She didn't feel too good
when she left.
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Well, it's probably
nothing, Michael.
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Try to remember, Mama's strong.
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Yeah, all us Evanses is strong.
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It's in our blood.
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The day after I was born,
Ma was up and walking.
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She wasn't walking.
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She took one look at you
and started running.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, the day
after you were born,
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when the nurse
held you up behind the glass,
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every father
in the room said,
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"I hope that one
ain't mine."
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Boy, that clinic--
I tell you,
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people ain't nothing
to them but bodies.
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Take it easy, James.
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It's gonna be all right.
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No, it ain't either.
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where do they get off
talking to you like that
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and treating you
like that?
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While we were down there,
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we should have had
your blood pressure checked.
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If you don't slow down,
you're going to pop.
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I should have popped somebody
down at that clinic.
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What happened, Ma?
What did they find out?
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They took a lot of tests,
and then they found--
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Boy, and the way
they boss you around--
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"Wait in line!
Fill out that paper!
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"Follow
the yellow line!
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Sit down
until we call you."
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Mama, are you
gonna be all right?
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Oh, sure. Sure, honey.
I'm gonna be all right.
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They just said that I have--
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"Where's your application?
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"Can't you read?
Look at the sign.
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"Go back upstairs
and fill out an application.
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"What are you
doing up here
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"without
a registration slip?
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"Go back downstairs
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and fill out
a registration slip."
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James, James, James.
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"Wait in line.
No, you in the wrong hall.
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Go down the hall.
Pick up this number."
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Even had to wait 20 minutes
to get a parking pass.
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But, Dad, we don't own no car.
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You try telling that to them.
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James, it's not
the clinic's fault.
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They just got
too many patients.
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Mama, you still didn't
tell us what they said.
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Well, children,
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I'm gonna have to have
an operation.
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Operation!
No, Mama.
Oh!
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[SHOUTING]
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Hi, everybody.
Hello, Willona.
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What's happening?
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Mom and Dad have been
to the clinic.
253
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,173
They're gonna
have to operate.
254
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,442
Oh, James, I'm so sorry.
255
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,245
Not Dad. Ma!
256
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,814
James, how come
you sitting down
257
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,082
and Flo's standing up?
258
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,085
Uh, yeah,
you right, Willona.
259
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,353
Come on, baby,
sit down.
260
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,289
Flo, honey,
what's the matter?
261
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,925
Well, they say
it's gallstones.
262
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,193
Gallstones!
263
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,394
Yeah, they're
fixing to operate
264
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,196
on your mother's
gall bladder.
265
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,697
When do you go in?
266
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,299
Tomorrow afternoon.
267
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,934
What's a gall bladder?
268
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,802
Well it--
oh, never mind.
269
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,373
Oh, one of
those girl things, huh?
270
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,342
No, it isn't
one of those girl things.
271
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,410
Then what's it do?
272
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,846
I don't know, Michael,
273
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,248
but whatever it does,
mine ain't doing it right.
274
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,451
Then it must be
one of those girl things.
275
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,387
Well, don't worry about
what you're gonna wear.
276
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,389
I'll loan you my peach gown
with the ruffles.
277
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,692
Sexy. You'll blow
their minds!
278
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,193
Thank you, Willona.
279
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,697
That means I'll be
the belle of the operating room.
280
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,632
Don't they give gowns
at the hospital?
281
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,833
They do,
282
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,269
but don't turn your back
on the air-conditioner.
283
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,676
Boy, you ain't got
no privacy at all,
284
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,677
no privacy at all.
285
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,944
All them interns
poking at you
286
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,346
like you're some
kind of Guinea pig.
287
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,449
James, it's free,
and the doctors are good.
288
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,151
[GRUMBLES]
289
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,019
Well, Flo, the last time
I was in there,
290
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,588
I had five interns
listening to my chest.
291
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,192
I thought you had
a broken ankle, Willona.
292
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,829
I did.
293
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,065
Well, didn't they know
what they was up to?
294
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,067
They knew what they was up to.
295
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,170
But I cooled them.
296
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,340
Florida, I don't want you going
to that county hospital again.
297
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,842
Oh, James, please,
don't upset yourself.
298
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,844
Everything's
gonna be all right.
299
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,280
Florida, I'm gonna send you
to a private doctor
300
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,582
and see that you get
to the best hospital in town.
301
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,918
Now, James, don't start
even thinking that way,
302
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,087
because you know
we can't afford it.
303
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,088
Well, why not, baby?
304
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,489
I mean, I just got a raise,
305
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,624
and I got health insurance
at Brady's.
306
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,361
What's it all good for
if we ain't gonna use it?
307
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,663
I mean, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
308
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,664
Yes, honey, but--
309
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,099
Well, then you got it.
310
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:43,103
Florida, you my queen,
and I love you,
311
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,437
and for once in your life,
312
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,106
you're gonna have
the very best--
313
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,508
a semi-private room.
314
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,744
Oh, James.
315
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,854
Oh, James,
this is so nice.
316
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,856
Just look at this room.
317
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,391
Yeah.
318
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,292
Almost like our
honeymoon, ain't it?
319
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,061
Yeah.
320
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,062
Semi-private.
321
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,296
[CHUCKLES]
322
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,365
How are you
feeling, baby?
323
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,167
Scared.
324
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,469
But being here makes me
feel a little better.
325
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,604
Oh, that's good.
326
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,073
James, how much
did this room cost?
327
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,641
Oh, don't you worry
about that.
328
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,976
James?
329
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,577
Only 95 a day.
330
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:29,449
If that's dollars,
I'm really going to be sick.
331
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,084
Don't worry about that, Florida.
332
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,485
I got the insurance.
333
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,554
And I mean, after all,
I'm assistant loading foreman.
334
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,756
My wife ain't got no business
sitting up in a ward
335
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,757
at the county hospital.
336
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,359
Now, now, James,
let's not pretend
337
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,127
we're something
we ain't.
[DOOR OPENS]
338
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,865
Well, hello there.
I'm Mrs. Andrews.
339
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,867
I'm sharing
the room with you.
340
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:52,772
Oh, I'm Florida Evans,
and this is my husband, James.
341
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,174
How do you do?
Hello.
342
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,844
Oh, you're so fortunate
to have your husband here.
343
00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,880
Leon had to fly to New York.
He's an attorney.
344
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,816
Are you
a professional man?
345
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,718
Yes.
346
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,256
I'm in--
347
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,692
I'm in cargo management.
348
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,063
Oh, how interesting!
349
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,398
Yes.
350
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,234
It's quite a load
on his shoulders.
351
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,502
[LAUGHS]
352
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,875
Oh, I'll be so glad to get home.
353
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,245
We have a place
on the north shore.
354
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,080
Oh, where do you live?
355
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,649
Um, summer or winter?
356
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,420
[DOOR OPENS]
357
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,521
Can we come in now?
358
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,689
FLORIDA:
Oh, come on in.
359
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,224
Hey, Mama.
Hey, Daddy.
360
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,291
All right, man.
361
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,359
How are you
doing, Ma?
362
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,328
Gee, this is
some kind of place, Ma.
363
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,897
They even have light bulbs
in the elevators.
364
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,266
Oh, Ma,
you look so pretty.
365
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,401
Thank you, sweetheart.
366
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,436
I tell you, boy,
real class, real class.
367
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,104
You even got your own john.
368
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,608
Oh, the kid's
just joking.
369
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,143
He's trying
to cheer his mother up.
370
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,544
[LAUGHS]
371
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,578
[CHUCKLES]
372
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,681
Of course.
373
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,817
Michael.
Yeah, Daddy.
374
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,851
Go on downstairs
375
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,253
and get your mother
a dozen roses.
376
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,487
Okay, Daddy.
All right.
377
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,323
Hello, Mr. Evans.
378
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,625
Doctor.
379
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,859
Well, how are you
feeling?
380
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,661
Fine, Doctor.
381
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,696
That's good.
382
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,397
Doctor, is my mother
gonna be okay?
383
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,532
Oh, now,
you mustn't worry.
384
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,467
Everything's
going to be just fine.
385
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,669
Now, if you'll excuse us
for a moment please.
386
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,271
Sure, doc.
We'll be out in the hall.
387
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,472
FLORIDA: Okay,
y'all be good now.
388
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,506
THELMA: See you, Ma.
Bye-bye.
389
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,741
JAMES:
See you, baby.
390
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,710
Uh, excuse me there, Doc.
391
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,080
Uh, I've been doing
a little research here.
392
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,848
I think it's time
that you and me
393
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,650
ought to consult here.
394
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,685
Uh, now, are you aware
of the symptoms
395
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,354
of the tee-see fly bite?
396
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,897
Dad, I'm so glad
you brought Mama here.
397
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,299
Me too, baby girl.
398
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,300
Now, look here,
399
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,701
that woman in there
had a TV.
400
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,037
I'm going to see if can
order one for your mother.
401
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,805
Good decision. Good decision.
402
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,779
Excuse me,
beautiful lady.
403
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,548
Are you doing
anything tonight?
404
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,336
Looked like she already
done done it.
405
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,374
A dollar and a half
for an aspirin?
406
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,076
Yes, sir,
that's the normal charge.
407
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,545
That's just crazy.
Look at this bill!
408
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,080
While the doctors
were upstairs
409
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,081
saving my life,
410
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,150
you were down here
killing my bank account!
411
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,422
Uh, good afternoon.
412
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,191
I'm Mr. Evans.
My wife is in room 425.
413
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,926
Yes, Mr. Evans.
What can I do for you?
414
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,063
Did I hear right,
$1.50 for an aspirin?
415
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,064
Yes, sir.
416
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,532
We have to charge
for pharmaceuticals.
417
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,334
Yeah, but I'm paying
95 a day.
418
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,035
But that only covers
room and board.
419
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,804
It doesn't include
the other charges,
420
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,506
like the operating room,
the recovery room, lab work.
421
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,175
Lab-- what lab work?
422
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,812
Well, tests.
You know, blood, urinalysis.
423
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,147
You got to pay to go?
424
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,251
Just about.
425
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,053
They charge you
for everything else--
426
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,555
phone calls, Kleenex.
427
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,856
Kleenex?
428
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,726
Damn, how much it cost
to breathe around here?
429
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,395
Oxygen's $50 a day.
430
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,065
Well, it's a good thing
I got insurance.
431
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,567
Oh, yes.
432
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,802
Reliable Mutual
Insurance Company.
433
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,472
Yeah, my boss said it was good
for up to 80%.
434
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,840
It is.
435
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:51,111
Up to a maximum of $42 a day
and after $200 deductible.
436
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,481
Well, just lay it on me.
How much am I in for?
437
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,483
Well, not counting
your doctors' fees
438
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,118
and deducting
your insurance benefits,
439
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,021
I'd say it's going to cost you
roughly $600.
440
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,890
Six-hundred dollars!
Lady, I work on a loading dock!
441
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,458
I can't afford
that kind of money!
442
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,127
Mr. Evans,
we have sick people here.
443
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,262
Yeah, you looking
at one of them.
444
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,433
Mr. Evans, believe me,
I know how you feel,
445
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,502
but hospital costs
are going up every day.
446
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,837
I work here
and I can't afford to be sick.
447
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,072
[GRUMBLES]
448
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,474
Mr. Evans? What was it
you wanted to talk to me about?
449
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,144
Well, I did come down here
to see if I could rent a TV
450
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,246
so my wife could
watch Red Foxx...
451
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,814
but after hearing these prices,
452
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,450
I think it would be cheaper
to get him here in person.
453
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,553
[LAUGHING]
454
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,525
Mrs. Andrews?
455
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,460
Mrs. Andrews!
456
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,129
Yes?
457
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,964
Excuse me,
but could you help me?
458
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,900
I'd like to raise my head
a little bit.
459
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,702
Which one of these buttons
do I push?
460
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,737
The one marked "up".
461
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,806
Thank you.
462
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,444
That's the wrong up!
463
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,117
It's the button
on the other side.
464
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,588
Now on top of everything,
465
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,925
I'm gonna end up with whiplash.
466
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:15,528
It's the button on
the right-hand side, dear.
467
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,369
Now it's making a sandwich
out of me!
468
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,438
Oh, wait. I'll help you.
469
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,674
It's this button here.
470
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,379
Okay now?
471
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,783
Yeah, but it's kind of weird
laying in a bed that's alive.
472
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,051
[LAUGHING]
473
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,691
Well, I got to pay
for the phone bills, the pills,
474
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,528
the operating room,
not to mention the lab costs.
475
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,231
Probably got a meter
on her electric bed.
476
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,733
I got the roses, Daddy.
You owe me two bucks.
477
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,368
Two-- but
I gave you 10.
478
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,369
They cost 12.
479
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,570
Take them back.
480
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,372
You mean, you're not gonna
get anything for Mama?
481
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,442
We already did...
Kleenex.
482
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,443
Oh, come on, Dad.
483
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,844
Everything
will be all right.
484
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,379
Hey, Daddy,
it's getting pretty late.
485
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,881
Can we take
a taxi home?
486
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,282
Taxi? We taking
a bus home.
487
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,017
You mean
we have to walk at night
488
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,686
in this white neighborhood?
489
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,089
Mister, just take
them flowers back.
490
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,324
Okay, Daddy.
491
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,493
I don't know how
I'm gonna pay for all this.
492
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,628
I can't afford it.
493
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,430
I mean, these dudes here
hit you for everything.
494
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,165
Oh, Daddy.
495
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,300
Well, right away,
I get a 15-buck raise,
496
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,868
and I think
I'm a big man.
497
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,136
Don't blame yourself, Dad.
498
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,339
You just wanted to do
the best you could for Ma.
499
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,740
Yeah, but how good
is that, Junior?
500
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,442
I couldn't even afford
to give her some roses.
501
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,876
No problem, Dad.
502
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,545
There's a dude
down in the ice box
503
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,180
that don't need his roses
no more.
504
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,753
J.J... what were you
doing down there?
505
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,788
Followed the wrong nurse.
506
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,524
Oh, there ain't
no way in the world
507
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,525
I can afford all this.
508
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,660
There ain't no way!
509
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,562
Oh, Daddy, we can all
pitch in and help.
510
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,063
Baby girl,
it ain't your problem.
511
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,131
It's mine.
512
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,666
What do you mean?
She's my mother.
513
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,401
Mine too!
514
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,136
Now look, kids,
let's just plain face facts.
515
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,006
We can't make it.
Your mother will understand.
516
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,208
We still got time
to get her over to the clinic.
517
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,576
[DOOR OPENS]
518
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,811
Well, everything's
just fine, Mr. Evans.
519
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,480
I'm due over
at county hospital.
520
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,415
I've got another
gall-bladder operation there.
521
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,783
You know you're lucky.
522
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,386
I know a lot of people
who couldn't afford this.
523
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,288
I'm one of them.
524
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,724
Oh, Daddy,
it's not that bad.
525
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,092
It ain't, huh?
526
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:27,527
Thelma, I love
that woman in there
527
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,229
more than any man
in the world could.
528
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,864
They don't come
no better than your mother.
529
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,265
Here she is sick,
530
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,168
and I can't even afford
to put her in a nice hospital.
531
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,803
Ain't no sense
wasting time.
532
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,772
She can't stay here,
and that's it.
533
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,820
Baby.
534
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,522
Oh, hello, honey.
535
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,257
I'm glad you're still here.
536
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,826
Yeah, well...
537
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,829
Florida, there's something
I got to tell you,
538
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,631
and it's-- it's
kind of hard for me, baby,
539
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,232
because I don't
know how to say it.
540
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,301
Oh, James, I'm so woozy.
541
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,537
They just gave me
a sleeping pill.
542
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,638
Yeah, but why?
543
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,806
The operation
ain't till tomorrow.
544
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,975
Why you got to take a dollar--
545
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:17,510
I mean, a pill now?
546
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,880
To relax, I guess.
547
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,750
Oh, James, this hospital
is so nice.
548
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,185
They give you everything.
549
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:28,088
Baby, they don't
give you nothing.
550
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,856
You know, if I press
this button,
551
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,192
a nurse comes
right away.
552
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,194
That's nice, baby,
but Florida--
553
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,096
You know, it sure
beats down there
554
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,130
in the clinic.
555
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,632
When you want
a nurse down there,
556
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,668
you got to bang
on the walls
557
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,537
with your dinner tray.
558
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,739
You know, Florida,
559
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,874
I'm glad you like it here
and everything, baby.
560
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,476
You know I want
the best for you,
561
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,910
but we just can't--
562
00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:53,913
Florida, we can't--
563
00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:55,548
Florida?
564
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,883
Florida.
565
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,218
Baby, you got to wake up.
566
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:04,324
This is the most expensive nap
you done ever took!
567
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,325
Oh, Florida, please.
568
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,326
And the food
here, James...
569
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,527
Yes.
570
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,562
I wish you could
taste it.
Yeah.
571
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,197
It's just like
eating in a...
572
00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,932
in a downtown restaurant.
573
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,103
I hope you didn't tip the nurse.
574
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:20,306
You know, I found out
that the cook here
575
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:25,545
used to be the head chef
on a luxury liner.
576
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,813
Yeah, that's nice, baby,
577
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,948
but, Florida, look here,
578
00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,150
what I'm trying to say is--
579
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,152
Oh, I'm so tired.
580
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:35,188
Florida... Florida.
581
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,190
Don't you go to sleep
till I done finish
582
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,259
saying what
I got to say now.
583
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,094
Oh, Florida, please.
584
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,230
They even give you
585
00:22:44,264 --> 00:22:47,867
a choice of entrees
for dinner.
586
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:49,636
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
587
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,604
Baby, all that's good, but...
588
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,273
you know
I had no idea that this--
589
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,776
James, I love you.
590
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,378
I love you too, baby.
591
00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,779
Mm-hmm.
592
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:03,049
But, Florida, I had no idea
this hospital was gonna be so...
593
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:07,387
so fancy
and so expensive... looking.
594
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:11,257
And I feel so safe here.
595
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,559
Yes.
596
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,395
Whoever thought
I'd be treated like...
597
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,763
like a queen.
598
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:17,964
Yes.
599
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,099
Thank you, James.
600
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,534
Yeah, you welcome, baby.
601
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,270
Is anything wrong?
602
00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:26,339
Oh, no, no, no. I just--
603
00:23:26,373 --> 00:23:29,175
I just stopped to tell you,
don't worry about tomorrow.
604
00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,710
I mean, it's gonna be a breeze.
605
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,978
And look here,
606
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,148
you use up all this Kleenex
you want in here, all of it.
607
00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,920
Good night, honey.
608
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:43,323
Good night, baby.
609
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:44,557
God bless you.
610
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:48,094
And me too.
611
00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,743
Ooh, this place
hasn't changed much in a week.
612
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:06,913
Y'all don't know
how good it feels to be home.
613
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,314
Let me take that
for you, Ma.
614
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:09,516
Thank you, honey.
615
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,518
Come on over here
and sit down for a while.
616
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,820
MICHAEL: I'll put
the flowers in water.
617
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,422
Is it too cold
for you in here?
618
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,823
You want a blanket
or something, baby?
619
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,058
Oh, now,
wait a minute, everybody.
620
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,225
I'm fine really.
621
00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,795
The doctors say
I can do anything I used to do.
622
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:22,929
Are you sure, baby?
623
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,497
I'm positive.
624
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,699
Well then, Ma,
625
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,300
I got this jacket
that needs sewing up.
626
00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:28,902
I got an ink stain
in my jeans.
627
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,704
Yeah, Ma, I have
a big hole in my sock.
628
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,505
Yeah, and I popped
a couple of buttons
629
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,074
on my other work shirt.
630
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:36,309
Welcome home, baby.
631
00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:40,947
[SIGHS]
632
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,515
* Just lookin'
Out of the window *
633
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:44,884
* Just lookin'
Out of the window *
634
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:48,621
* Watching the asphalt grow *
635
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:52,092
* Thinkin' how
It all looks hand-me-down *
636
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,894
* Good times
Good times *
637
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:58,231
* Keepin' your head
Above water *
638
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,034
* Makin' a wave
When you can *
639
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:04,270
* Temporary layoffs
Good times *
640
00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:06,439
ANNOUNCER:
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641
00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:08,608
before a live audience.
642
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,678
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643
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:17,117
* Good times **
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