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From Television
City in Hollywood...
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a friend ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Anytime you're
out from under ♪
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♪ Not getting hassled
Not getting hustled ♪
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♪ Keeping your
head above water ♪
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♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Scratching and surviving ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Hanging in a chow line ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good Times ♪
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Will you feed your
face someplace else?
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I don't remember you
reserving this room.
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Sure is a dumb painting.
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His arm is twice
as long as his body.
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Get lost.
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That's the dumbest
painting I ever seen.
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Why'd you make
his arm so long, JJ?
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Why don't you get lost?
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Now, you know,
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ain't nobody got
an arm that long.
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I'm warning you, girl,
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I got one nerve left,
and you dancing on that.
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Who ever heard of an arm
twice as long as a body?
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You're going to have a lip
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twice as fat as your face.
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Okay, fine.
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I won't say another word.
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Good.
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Except ain't nobody
got an arm that long.
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An arm this long is
going to stretch out
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and bust you in your big mouth.
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All right, JJ.
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Then tell her to
stop bothering me
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while I'm painting.
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Leave him alone, Thelma.
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That's a nice
painting, JJ, real nice.
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Son, don't you think
his arm is too long?
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You know, the other night
they had a movie on TV
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about Van Gogh, the
cat who cut off his ear,
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and you know why
he cut off his ear?
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'Cause his mother and
sister kept yapping in it.
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And you know why
he left the other ear?
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So his mama would
have something to box
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when he got sassy.
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And you stop laughing
and make yourself useful.
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Go get the clothes off the bed.
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Ma, it's JJ's turn to help.
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I did the dishes.
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I did the beds.
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Florida, would you mind
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getting the rest of
the clothes yourself?
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Oh, thank you, Florida.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you.
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Okay, I'll get them.
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That's all right. Go
on with your painting.
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I like to see you paint.
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Mama, someday I'm
going to make you famous.
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You know that painting,
"Whistler's Mother"?
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Well, someday I'm
going to paint one of you,
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just like that, and it'll
hang in a museum.
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I wouldn't mind being
like Whistler's Mother.
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At least she got a
chance to sit down.
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Hi, gang.
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Hi, Willona.
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Oh, Thelma, I got something
I know you'd be interested in.
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There's an article in
there about your main man,
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Billy Dee Williams.
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Ooh, thanks, Willona.
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You won't thank
me when you read it.
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It's all about how
happy he is with his wife.
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What a hip life that must
be, married to Billy Dee.
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When I was your age,
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I used to have those
kind of dreams too.
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I used to dream about
marrying Errol Flynn.
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Florida, you've
got to be kidding!
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Errol Flynn?
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My name would have
had a nice ring to it.
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Florida Flynn.
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But Errol Flynn was white, Ma.
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Honey, in my day,
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those were the only stars
we had to dream about.
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It was either Errol
Flynn and Clark Gable
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or Stepin Fetchit and Rochester.
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Somehow, the sword
seemed a more dashing
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than the broom.
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Right, Willona?
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What do you mean,
"Right, Willona?"
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I'm too young to
remember anything
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before the Korean War.
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Oh, come on, now.
I know your age.
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You mess with me, I'll tell it.
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Uh, we'll tell on each other.
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I don't care.
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My children know my age.
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I also know your weight.
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My lips are sealed.
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What is the Picasso
of the projects
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painting today?
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Ooh. Hey, don't you
think that... I know.
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The arm's too long for the body.
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No, the body is too
short for the arm.
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Keep at it, Junior. When
you're rich and famous,
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you can hire somebody
to explain it to me.
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Michael!
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What are you doing
home from school so early?
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You shouldn't be back
for another two hours.
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Michael, come here.
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Now, answer me.
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What are you doing home?
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I got suspended.
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Suspended? For what?
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Nothing.
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That's what I used to
always get suspended for.
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Michael, a good student like you
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don't get suspended for nothing.
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Now, why were you sent home?
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'Cause I'm black.
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I want the truth, Michael Evans.
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That is the truth,
Mama. I am black.
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Michael, I want know
why you were sent home,
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and I want to know now!
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I said something my
teacher, Mrs. Danvers,
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didn't like.
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What?
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I told her that
George Washington
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was a white racist.
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What?
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Well, he was, Mama.
He owned slaves.
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You little squirt.
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Where do you come off
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calling the father
of our country
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a racist?
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Where'd you pick up such trash?
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In the library, in a
book on black history.
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Well, you still don't
say things like that
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about George Washington.
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If you had to insult somebody,
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you should've played it safe
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and picked on somebody
like Benedict Arnold.
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Mama, I was just
telling it like it is.
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Look, boy...
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Mama, "boy" is a
white racist word.
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This child is so black,
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I'm going to have to
lead a protest march
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before he'll say I'm his mama.
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Michael, I want you
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to go right back to that school
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and apologize!
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Why? For telling the truth?
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Mama, I'm quitting school.
I'm going to get a job.
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Aw, come on, Gramps.
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Now, don't make a
big hassle out of this.
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Go on back to school
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and apologize like
your mama said.
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Yeah, 'cause Daddy's
going to be home soon,
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tired and grouchy
from working all night.
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You'd better not let
him see you here.
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I don't care.
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I'm not going to school
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just to learn what they teach.
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Then play it my way.
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Go to school and
don't learn nothing.
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You save that big mouth
of yours for eating, JJ.
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Honey, I thought you
wanted to go to college
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and be a lawyer.
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I do.
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Mama, some day, I'm going
to sit on the Supreme Court.
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If your father catches you here,
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you ain't going to be
able to sit anywhere.
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Honey, in Washington's time,
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lots of people owned slaves.
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You got no call
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to be disrespectful
to George Washington
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because he owned slaves.
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He was a great man.
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He was our first president.
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He wasn't our president.
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He was their president.
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No, Michael.
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He was our president too.
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They're all our presidents.
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Why do you think
so many black folks
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are named after presidents?
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Washington, Jefferson,
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Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...
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Every president.
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It's because they were
all our presidents too.
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Ain't no blacks named Nixon.
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Look, Michael,
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I'm no longer asking
you. I am telling you.
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Gramps, come on.
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Go on back to school.
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No.
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Okay, if you don't take back
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what you said about
George Washington,
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your father's going make sure
you have a Betsy Ross behind...
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red, black, and blue.
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Mama, I'm ready to
take my punishment.
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I knew when I was born black,
life wasn't going to be easy.
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When you were born, you
didn't know you was black.
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Mama, I got nothing
to be ashamed of,
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and I'm not afraid
to face up to Daddy.
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Michael, go into that room.
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JJ, Thelma, take him in there,
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and see that he stays in there
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even if you have to sit on him.
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Come on, Michael.
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It's for your own good.
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Mama, I still say I
didn't do anything wrong.
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I didn't do nothing wrong!
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I knew that child was stubborn
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from the time I
carried him in my belly.
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JJ and Thelma just
kicked. He stomped.
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You've got yourself an
11-year-old Nat Turner.
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You'd better get him
back to school and fast.
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You can keep this
from James just so long.
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I feel just like those
people in California.
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They know an
earthquake is coming,
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but they don't know what
the heck to do about it.
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Whoops, well, here's your
earthquake now, honey.
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Good luck.
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Hi, James. I was just leaving.
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That's all right by me.
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I ain't in no mood
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to listen to the Rona Barrett
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of the projects this morning.
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Hi, baby.
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Hello, James.
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I got your bed ready.
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You can go right to sleep.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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What kind of kiss is that
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for a man who's been
working a 16-hour gig?
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I'm sorry.
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That's more like it.
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Come on, now,
let's go beddy-bye.
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Beddy-bye?
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Later for beddy-bye.
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Won't you get me a beer?
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You sure you want one
before you go to sleep?
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You know how they
run through you...
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you'll be up before you're down.
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Just get the beer, baby.
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I'll take my chances.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Ain't you asleep yet?
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What's going on here?
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How come everybody's
in such a big hurry
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to get me to go to sleep?
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'Cause we know
how tired you are.
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Michael, come back here!
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No!
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I'm sorry, Mama.
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00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,191
I turned my back for a minute,
265
00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:30,461
and he escaped.
266
00:10:30,485 --> 00:10:33,639
Now, what the hell's
happening here?
267
00:10:33,663 --> 00:10:36,070
Now, Michael, what are you
doing home from school so early?
268
00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:40,029
I got suspended.
269
00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:41,032
You what?
270
00:10:41,056 --> 00:10:42,638
I got suspended.
271
00:10:42,662 --> 00:10:50,683
Lord, I know you're busy,
but this is top priority.
272
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:57,144
I need help, and
I need help quick.
273
00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,660
One of the greatest
presidents we ever had,
274
00:11:07,684 --> 00:11:09,064
and you called him a racist?
275
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:10,068
Well, he was.
276
00:11:10,092 --> 00:11:14,216
Why, you militant midget, you.
277
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,822
Where do you get off
bad-mouthing the man
278
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:17,662
whose picture is on
our one-dollar bill?
279
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,468
In the shape
the dollar bill's in,
280
00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:23,505
he sure couldn't afford
to buy no slaves now.
281
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,533
I ain't in the mood
282
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,071
for none of your jokes, JJ.
283
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:32,848
Just trying to ease the tension.
284
00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:34,789
Why don't you ease
back into Thelma's room,
285
00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:36,193
all of you,
286
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:39,640
'cause I want to talk
to your mother alone.
287
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,077
What you hanging around for?
288
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,184
You going to have a
fight with mama, ain't you?
289
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,288
You'd better believe it.
290
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,195
Well, I think I
should stick around,
291
00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:47,433
'cause I'm the subject.
292
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,478
I'll have my words
with you later.
293
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,786
Now, get.
294
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,629
Florida, were you trying
to hide all this from me?
295
00:11:55,653 --> 00:11:57,435
I wasn't trying to hide
nothing from you, James.
296
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,041
I was just trying to
solve the problem
297
00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:00,312
without bothering you.
298
00:12:00,336 --> 00:12:02,084
You got enough on your mind.
299
00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:04,359
Now, look here, woman.
I'm the father of those kids.
300
00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,903
Never denied that.
301
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,910
Any problems to be
solved around here, I'll do it.
302
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,749
It don't make no
difference how busy I am.
303
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,157
I want to know what's going
on in this house every minute.
304
00:12:13,181 --> 00:12:14,227
You got me?
305
00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:15,633
You want all the details?
306
00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:16,502
Damn right.
307
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:20,215
Okay. I woke up at 7:05,
308
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,523
I got out of the
bathroom at 7:10.
309
00:12:22,547 --> 00:12:25,568
At 7:15, I made hot
oatmeal for the kids.
310
00:12:25,592 --> 00:12:29,081
At 7:40, I washed your shirts.
At 9:10, I went shopping...
311
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:30,183
All right...
312
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:35,035
I ain't finished detailing yet.
313
00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,573
I bought a dozen eggs,
314
00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,479
I looked at the hamburger,
but it was too expensive,
315
00:12:38,504 --> 00:12:40,086
so I moved on over
to the baloney...
316
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,423
Now, look here.
317
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:45,739
I want to talk to you about
solving these problems.
318
00:12:45,763 --> 00:12:48,582
If you don't think
shopping is a problem,
319
00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:50,455
try going with me sometime.
320
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:53,867
While they got the whole
world watching the price of gas,
321
00:12:53,892 --> 00:12:57,536
they're sneaking
food prices up again.
322
00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:05,810
Okay, so we've
both got it tough.
323
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:08,720
Do you think it's easy
working two jobs?
324
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,496
Eight hours in a greasy
spoon, busting suds,
325
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,902
and eight hours in a car wash,
326
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,310
and in the greasy spoon,
everybody orders eggs,
327
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:18,187
and leaves dried egg
yolk on their plates.
328
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,595
Baby, have you ever tried
scraping dried egg yolk
329
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:22,201
off of 200 plates,
330
00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:23,974
so don't tell me about
your problems, woman.
331
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,680
I got enough of my own.
332
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:26,884
I know.
333
00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:28,858
That's how come I didn't
tell you about Michael.
334
00:13:28,882 --> 00:13:30,230
Michael?
335
00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:32,204
That's what we're
supposed to be arguing about
336
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,544
in the first place.
337
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:36,351
Now, how'd we get
off on egg yolks?
338
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,325
I don't know.
339
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,599
I guess we both were
so upset about Michael
340
00:13:40,623 --> 00:13:42,305
that we start
snapping at each other
341
00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:43,343
for no reason.
342
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,445
You're right, baby.
343
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,152
Now about this suspension,
344
00:13:46,176 --> 00:13:47,390
what are we going to do
345
00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:49,062
about getting him unsuspended?
346
00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:51,337
All he got to do is
apologize to Mrs. Danvers,
347
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:54,180
but that stubborn
little mule won't do it.
348
00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:56,087
Baby, you leave
that to me, you hear?
349
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:59,566
Michael? Get your butt out here!
350
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,997
See, there's some things
only a father can handle.
351
00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:09,601
I called for Michael.
352
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,174
What are you two doing out here?
353
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:15,890
I'm the attorney
for the defense.
354
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:21,009
Thelma here will act
as court stenographer.
355
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,815
Michael, this is what
we're going to do tomorrow.
356
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:25,023
I'm going to take off
from work for a few hours,
357
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,030
and you and me are
going down to the school,
358
00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:29,070
and you're going to
apologize to Mrs. Danvers.
359
00:14:29,095 --> 00:14:30,409
Nope.
360
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,036
No?
361
00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:37,166
Did you say no?
362
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,574
You going to talk
that way to me?
363
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:41,414
Now, does that
make sense to you?
364
00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:44,424
Yep.
365
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,364
Daddy, I've got nothing
to be ashamed of.
366
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:49,208
You can beat me all you
want to, but I'm not apologizing.
367
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,513
I claim innocence for my client
368
00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:56,700
on the grounds of insanity.
369
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,745
Now, son, when you
mess up in school,
370
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,184
you're messing with
something serious.
371
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,023
Now, you march your
behind back in that room,
372
00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:04,295
and you've got
exactly 10 minutes
373
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:05,398
to change your mind,
374
00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,870
or you're going
to get a whipping
375
00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,877
that you'll remember
for the rest of your life.
376
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:09,904
Now, git!
377
00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:14,531
Hey, James, can a
friend have a vote?
378
00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:15,802
Now, stay out of this, Willona.
379
00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,608
This is between me and my son.
380
00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:19,615
I love Gramps and I
care what happens to him.
381
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,020
He's just being a
little stubborn now.
382
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,091
He'll get over it.
383
00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:24,399
I'm going to help
him get over it.
384
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,803
Florida, not only did he
385
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,443
show disrespect to
George Washington,
386
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,216
but he also showed
disrespect to his teacher
387
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,892
and to me, and I'm
not going to have that.
388
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:33,130
Yeah, some teacher.
389
00:15:33,154 --> 00:15:35,404
I had that Mrs. Danvers
in the sixth grade.
390
00:15:35,428 --> 00:15:37,378
She was 20 years
behind the times then,
391
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:40,389
and just sitting there
waiting for her retirement.
392
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,195
Yeah, I had her in
the sixth grade too...
393
00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:44,325
twice.
394
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:54,003
Talk about fat.
395
00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:56,144
Somebody put a tack
on her chair one day,
396
00:15:56,168 --> 00:16:00,615
and it took her 15
minutes to jump up.
397
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:04,708
Yeah, Mama, but
that's not all of it.
398
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:05,879
She's so dull,
399
00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,989
she should pass you
for just staying awake.
400
00:16:09,014 --> 00:16:11,364
You should see the
way she runs her class.
401
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:14,174
Good morning, class.
402
00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,713
Today, we're going
to learn some facts
403
00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:18,791
about American history.
404
00:16:18,815 --> 00:16:24,398
The War of 1812
was fought in 1812.
405
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,577
Those kids are not
exaggerating, James.
406
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,885
I had her myself
in the sixth grade.
407
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:39,162
You, Willona?
408
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:41,605
Why, how long has that
woman been in that school?
409
00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:44,949
How long?
410
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:46,991
She's been there so long, honey,
411
00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:49,956
she can remember when this
was an all-Indian neighborhood.
412
00:16:52,936 --> 00:16:55,118
James, that's the trouble
in the projects today.
413
00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:56,558
There's just too many students
414
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,163
and not enough good
teachers to go around.
415
00:16:58,187 --> 00:17:00,371
Yeah, well, maybe so, but
it's the only game in town,
416
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,378
and I don't want
Michael getting out of line,
417
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:03,649
him of all people.
418
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,087
He's got too good
a future for that.
419
00:17:05,112 --> 00:17:08,834
So you're going to beat
the future out of him, huh?
420
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:10,808
No, baby, I just
want to teach that boy
421
00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:12,848
to have some
respect for authority.
422
00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:14,453
Now, you all go back in the room
423
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:18,535
and tell your brother he's
got exactly two minutes.
424
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,776
Well, I guess there's
nothing else for me to say,
425
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,115
is there?
426
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,352
Not unless you want
427
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,325
to share Michael's paddling.
428
00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:27,701
Well, this is Rona
Barrett of the projects
429
00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:30,342
with a word of
advice to Willona:
430
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,450
"Get back to your
own apartment."
431
00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,714
Bye.
432
00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:41,449
What's the big deal
about apologizing?
433
00:17:41,473 --> 00:17:42,854
You don't have to mean it.
434
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:44,526
I ain't giving up my principles.
435
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:47,872
You're going to be
giving up a lot of skin.
436
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,711
Like I told you before, Michael,
437
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,983
when it comes to
getting suspended,
438
00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:53,358
you ain't in for no
ordinary whipping.
439
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:57,104
You're going to get the VIP job:
440
00:17:57,128 --> 00:18:01,888
Very Intense Pain.
441
00:18:01,912 --> 00:18:04,430
Michael, if you apologize,
442
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:05,868
I'll give you my
autographed picture
443
00:18:05,892 --> 00:18:07,976
of Billy Dee Williams.
444
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,983
Hey, did he lead
any protest marches?
445
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,455
No, I don't think so.
446
00:18:11,479 --> 00:18:13,261
I ain't interested.
447
00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:16,874
Michael, maybe you're right
about George Washington,
448
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:19,784
but George already
made his farewell speech...
449
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,397
no reason you making yours.
450
00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:25,338
Listen to JJ.
451
00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:29,853
He might not
ever be right again.
452
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:35,874
I love y'all both, but nothing's
going to change my mind.
453
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:38,317
And you're supposed to be
the smart one in the family.
454
00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:39,554
You get good grades in school,
455
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:43,668
but you'd get
an "F" in survival.
456
00:18:43,692 --> 00:18:45,074
Well, I might as well give you
457
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,077
some of the finer points
458
00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,416
in how to get through
459
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,055
one of Daddy's AAA specials.
460
00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:51,262
Now, first, when he
puts you over his knee,
461
00:18:51,286 --> 00:18:58,120
give him one of them soulful
"what did I do wrong" looks.
462
00:18:58,144 --> 00:18:59,524
You can pull it off,
463
00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:02,970
'cause you've got that
sweet, innocent face.
464
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:04,742
Personally, it never
worked for me.
465
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:08,322
Yeah, Michael, it
helps to cry a lot.
466
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,894
That's what I always do.
467
00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:12,303
Cry? Men don't cry at whippings.
468
00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:13,841
Don't cry.
469
00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:16,150
Just groan and moan
470
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,190
and make like the world
was coming to an end.
471
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,298
That usually cuts down
on the beating time
472
00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:21,870
considerably.
473
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:26,186
I intend to suffer in silence.
474
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,724
Well, go ahead and suffer,
475
00:19:27,748 --> 00:19:32,140
but do yourself a favor... yell!
476
00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:34,380
Yeah, Dad's going to say,
477
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:39,633
"This hurts me as
much as it hurts you."
478
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:43,780
Make him believe it.
479
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:48,330
Well, he's had his time.
480
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,568
James, please.
481
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:54,752
Now, baby, this is
something I've got to do, now.
482
00:19:54,776 --> 00:20:00,807
Lord, make the child's
hide a little tougher
483
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:04,487
and make James'
belt a little softer.
484
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:09,238
All right, you two, out.
485
00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:13,886
Well, I got one last thing
to say to you, Michael...
486
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:15,782
better you than me.
487
00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:20,978
Junior, if you don't split,
488
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,309
you're going to be next!
489
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,296
Well, Michael?
490
00:20:35,286 --> 00:20:37,459
Hey! Now, don't rush me.
491
00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:42,186
We might as well
get it over with.
492
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,260
I'll set the pace around
here if you don't mind.
493
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,866
Before I do what I got to do,
494
00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:47,070
at least give me a chance
495
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,144
to explain why I'm doing it.
496
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:50,650
See these hands, son?
497
00:20:50,674 --> 00:20:51,855
What do they mean to you?
498
00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:54,095
They're the ones
that's going to hit me.
499
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,339
No, I mean these
calluses, Michael.
500
00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:59,146
Son, that's why I want
you to finish school,
501
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,422
so your hands don't
never have to look like this.
502
00:21:01,446 --> 00:21:02,927
That's why I don't
take no excuses
503
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:04,699
when you mess up in school.
504
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,342
I'd rather you be
hurt a little bit now
505
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,014
than hurt for the
rest of your life.
506
00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:10,509
You understand?
507
00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:15,437
What the hell is your big hurry?
508
00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:17,076
One of my heroes,
Crispus Attucks,
509
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,883
wasn't afraid
when his turn came.
510
00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:21,257
Now, who was Crispus Attucks?
511
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,830
He was a black man.
512
00:21:22,854 --> 00:21:25,540
He was the first man to
die in the Revolutionary War.
513
00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:28,316
One of us fought in
the Revolutionary War?
514
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,122
More than one.
515
00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:31,460
There was Peter Salem.
516
00:21:31,484 --> 00:21:33,802
He was the hero at Bunker Hill.
517
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,843
Well, I'll be damned.
518
00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:38,317
But the school don't
teach you about that.
519
00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:39,422
They also don't teach you
520
00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:41,362
about Dr. Daniel Hale Williams.
521
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,637
He did the first
open heart surgery
522
00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:45,443
in this country.
523
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,919
Or about Pedro
Alonzo Nino, who...
524
00:21:47,943 --> 00:21:49,190
Oh, now, wait a minute.
525
00:21:49,214 --> 00:21:55,479
Any cat named Pedro Alonzo
Nino couldn't be no brother.
526
00:21:55,503 --> 00:21:58,455
Well, he was. He
sailed with Columbus.
527
00:21:58,479 --> 00:22:01,890
A spook sailed with Columbus?
528
00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:08,323
That's right.
529
00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:11,268
He did the rowing, didn't he?
530
00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:13,576
He was a navigator.
531
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,348
You know what, son?
532
00:22:15,372 --> 00:22:18,728
Next Columbus Day,
I'm taking off from work.
533
00:22:18,752 --> 00:22:21,838
James Evans, I
just can't stand...
534
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,909
Baby, did you know
535
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:25,518
a spook sailed with Columbus?
536
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:26,723
A black man
537
00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:28,997
also helped to
discover the North Pole.
538
00:22:29,021 --> 00:22:30,368
The North Pole?
539
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,275
Hell, I bet we also
discovered the South Pole,
540
00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:34,216
East Pole, and West Pole.
541
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,322
Michael, where did you
learn all that stuff from?
542
00:22:36,346 --> 00:22:39,567
In my black history book.
543
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,846
Son, what made you go
to the black history book?
544
00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,184
Well, Mama,
545
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,923
there was nothing about
us in the other ones,
546
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,231
and I just knew we had
to have done something.
547
00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:50,774
But you wouldn't have
gone to the black book
548
00:22:50,798 --> 00:22:52,646
if you hadn't read
the other one.
549
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:54,788
I don't understand.
550
00:22:54,812 --> 00:22:57,464
What I'm trying to say is
551
00:22:57,488 --> 00:23:00,106
if you hadn't found
something wrong
552
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,682
in the first book
you was reading,
553
00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:04,455
you would never go
to the second book.
554
00:23:04,479 --> 00:23:07,165
School ain't perfect, you know,
555
00:23:07,189 --> 00:23:10,477
but that's no call to drop it.
556
00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,316
It's got a lot of good in it.
557
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:16,364
You take that good and
use it... you understand?
558
00:23:16,389 --> 00:23:18,137
Yeah, son, you suck it dry
559
00:23:18,161 --> 00:23:19,709
of all the knowledge you can,
560
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,582
and if that ain't enough,
then you get some more,
561
00:23:21,606 --> 00:23:23,188
but you get what's there.
562
00:23:23,212 --> 00:23:25,095
Michael, you can't drop out.
563
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,039
We ain't even dropped in yet.
564
00:23:28,063 --> 00:23:29,243
There's one more thing
565
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:31,083
I want to say to you, son.
566
00:23:31,107 --> 00:23:31,986
I want to apologize
567
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,391
for wanting to give
you a whipping.
568
00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:37,472
Daddy, you apologizing to me?
569
00:23:37,496 --> 00:23:39,111
Mm-hm.
570
00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:41,519
Well, if you can do that,
I can go back to school
571
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:43,626
and apologize to Mrs.
Danvers tomorrow.
572
00:23:43,651 --> 00:23:46,393
Well, all right.
Now, that's my man.
573
00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:05,236
Mama, you seen my
black history book?
574
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,378
I got to take it back
to the library tomorrow.
575
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:09,685
Must be where you left it.
576
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,759
Beats me.
577
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,762
Hey, Thelma?
578
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,302
You seen my black history book?
579
00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:15,640
No!
580
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,814
I've got enough
troubles reading about
581
00:24:17,838 --> 00:24:20,256
Billy Dee Williams'
happy marriage.
582
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,137
Hey, JJ, you seen
my black history...
583
00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:25,808
Back off, Jack!
584
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,919
It's got to be around
here someplace.
585
00:24:28,943 --> 00:24:30,459
Hey, baby,
586
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:33,001
you see what it says here
in Michael's history book?
587
00:24:33,025 --> 00:24:34,840
Daddy, I've been looking
all over for that book.
588
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,015
I've got to take it back
to the library tomorrow.
589
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,721
Well, you can just
get it renewed, mister,
590
00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:41,063
'cause I ain't
finished with it yet.
591
00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:43,338
Baby, it says here
that Alexander Dumas...
592
00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:44,475
you remember the guy
593
00:24:44,499 --> 00:24:46,147
that wrote "The
Three Musketeers"?
594
00:24:46,171 --> 00:24:47,285
Said he was black.
595
00:24:47,309 --> 00:24:48,556
He was?
596
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,997
If he was black,
he sure blew it.
597
00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:54,611
He should've named
those three dudes
598
00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:57,978
Jimmy Brown,
Shaft, and Superfly.
599
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:13,812
♪ Mmm ♪
600
00:25:13,836 --> 00:25:17,358
♪ Just looking out
of the window ♪
601
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:21,205
♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪
602
00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:24,751
♪ Thinking how it all
looks hand-me-down ♪
603
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,661
♪ Good Times Good Times ♪
604
00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:31,106
♪ Keeping your
head above water ♪
605
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,381
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
606
00:25:33,405 --> 00:25:35,522
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
607
00:25:35,546 --> 00:25:36,926
♪ Good Times ♪
608
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:39,134
Good Times is recorded on tape
609
00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:41,174
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