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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

ANNOUNCER: It's time to play Deal Or No Deal!

Here's your host, Grant Denyer!

Hi, everyone!

It's a brand-new day here on the Deal,

which means I've got another ¤100,000 to give away.

So, who wants to play, choose one of those 22 cases

and take on our banker?

(ALL CHEER)

I'm looking for...Joe Romeo!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Here he comes. G'day!

How are you, mate? Oh! Nice to meet you.

He's straight in there! He's straight in there!

Ohh! Is there anyone you didn't kiss on the way down?

(LAUGHTER) You're just a friendly guy.

That guy over there - I didn't kiss him.

(LAUGHTER) Day's not over yet, Joe.

Oh, magic. It's not over yet.

Tell me about yourself. What do you do?

Well, we're in the car game, and, uh...

Alright. So, you're a car salesman, right?

So, you're a master in the art of the deal. That's right, yeah.

Are you ready to win some money, though?

Of course I am! OK. You love deals.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yep, I love deals! Get me a deal!

I got plenty of 'em for you! Sign right here!

What number, Joe?

Number 15.

15. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Thank you, Serge. That's my baby!

Why 15, buddy?

That's my real birthday.

When I was born... Yeah?

Thank you, Serge. Thank you very much.

Yeah, when I was born,

my parents didn't report me to the local council

and they would have got fined, so they said I was born

at a later date.

Oh. So, your passport's got the wrong birth date on it,

but that's the real one?

Yeah, and I should... This is the first time I ever said it in public.

Yeah. (LAUGHTER)

Hello, everybody in Customs and the Australian Taxation Department.

(LAUGHTER) (GROANS) Oh, yeah. Right.

We're about to win some money,

and hopefully it's ¤100,000, because it's DEAL TIME!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) That's it!

Does case number 15 contain ¤100,000?

To find out, let's play Deal Or No Deal.

Hooray! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Here we are.

Oh, buddy! Well, here we go.

I got a good feeling about this go.

So have I. I can feel it. I really do. I like you.

I tell you what, I look at you and I go,

you know, if I was gonna buy a car, I was gonna buy a car from Joe Romeo.

Thank you. I appreciate that. It's a cool name.

And do you have a good gut instinct for sales?

Like, are you good at reading the room?

Well, we used to have rare cars,

and a lot of times, we'd guess, you know, a potential thief.

Right, right, so, you've got great instinct

that might come into play here right now?

I don't know about the money part. I always got bad luck with money.

But, uh... (LAUGHTER)

Have a look at all those faces up there.

Any sketchy faces up there that you can identify right here, right now?

There's a lot of them over there.

Yeah, that's where I'm saying. Most of 'em are!

(BOOING) (LAUGHS) There you go.

Especially...number 11, is it?

Oh, is that your brother? Yeah, that's my brother.

Yeah, he looks shifty. (LAUGHS) Thanks, mate.

Hey, Sam. How are you, buddy?

Good, Grant. How are you going? How do you think he'll go?

I reckon he'll go well here. God's on his side.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah!

It's Deal Or No Deal time! (LAUGHS)

Alright, Joey.

Where would you like to start with six cases to open?

Well, Mr Number 19, he stands out.

OK. He stands out the most.

The colour of the shirt - I like that shirt.

I'm gonna go with ¤100, hopefully.

OK, Ben. Let's see if you're right.

One dollar. Very good. Whoa!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Good man!

Five cases to open in your first round.

Mr Don, uh, Corleone over there.

Looks like a Mr Mafia Man.

With the hat. Number four. Good luck, Joe.

I reckon I've got, um...

..75 bucks here, mate. Thanks, Ben.

Yeah! Yeah!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Keep on going!

If we could get you some money, we potentially could find you ¤100,000.

What would you put it towards? Firstly, I'd buy my daughter a car.

Louisa, I'd buy her a car first thing.

A good, late-model, safe car.

OK. We're doing it for her. Are you OK with this?

Very happy with that, Grant! (LAUGHS)

Look, my current car is beautiful,

but we need an upgrade or a replacement, so...

Yeah. OK, Louisa.

So, you're all on board winning money for your brand-new car?

We're good to go?

Makes me sound very selfish, but yes!

And you gotta remember, she's my number one daughter.

Oh, is she? Oh, cute. How many have you got?

One. OK.

(LAUGHTER)

One more number, yeah? Let's do 'em.

Four more to go. OK.

That lady in the pink - she looks...good.

I can't see your face very well, but I like the way you look there.

(LAUGHTER) 'Cause I don't... Yeah.

Number five.

Hi, Joe. I wish you luck.

I think I've got the ¤5,000.

OK, Larelle.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes!

Whoa! Good man! Good lady!

Yeah. Thank you.

Alright.

Joe, I notice you're describing everyone quite intimately...

(LAUGHTER) ..like, to detail.

Are you... Is there any reason why... This is your tactic, or...?

Well, 'cause, see, I can't see 'cause I'm not wearing my glasses,

but I can see a reasonable... reasonably well.

Do you want to put your glasses on? Would that help?

Actually, I can see myself over there.

There you are. You're on television. Look at him!

Jesus! Am I... He looks good.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

When I look in the mirror, I look a lot younger.

(LAUGHTER)

OK, I've got to get one more, do I? Three cases to open.

Yeah? OK.

(LAUGHTER)

That man over there. Numeral one. Number one.

For some reason, you... I like your hairstyle or something.

Thank you very much. Good luck, Joe.

I feel I have ¤1,000 in here.

Thanks, Elias.

Oop. Oh.

It's ¤20,000.

OK, that's the highest... That's not bad. That's not bad.

OK. Let's not waste our time with the little numbers, then, shall we?

OK, yeah. OK. One more, I've got to get, do I?

(LAUGHTER) Yeah.

Oh, two more. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Now I can see it over there. OK, then...

Number 22 looks...a very nice smile.

Hi, Grant. Hi, Naeem.

Good luck, Joe. I think I've got ¤10,000.

¤10,000. This sounds good.

¤75! Oh, hey, baby!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I like ya! I like the man.

I like ya.

One more.

Hey! He's got it right! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

I'm a slow learner, but I learn.

I pick up. OK. MAN: One more! One more! One more!

Number 18 stands out. Looks like a very...

Oh, God. Here we go. (LAUGHTER)

Looks like a...nice lady.

Mm-hm.

Honest lady.

'Honest Cassie', they call you.

Good luck. Um, I think I've got the ¤50,000.

That's alright.

Nah, that's still good. Nah, that's still good.

The bottom end of... It's ¤30,000. That's green.

And our banker is the hardest of them all.

Tough to negotiate with. Yeah.

He's never gonna stump up with a great offer straightaway.

Mate, you get 20%. If I get the ¤100,000, I'll give you 20%.

(CHORTLES) How's that work out?

If there's anyone who's gonna sell a lemon, it's our banker.

(LAUGHS) OK?

Get ready to suck on this!

¤1,280! (AUDIENCE GROANS)

You know what I mean?

OK, now, I'm gonna have to decide.

You're getting a taste now of who you're dealing with.

I'll see what they say. What do you say, guys?

AUDIENCE: No deal!

No deal!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) No deal! (LAUGHS)

He just dropped right down there!

No deal. He dropped right down there! No deal!

We're back to see if we can win ¤100,000

in just a few moments on the Deal!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Joe Romeo, everyone!

Welcome back to Deal Or No Deal.

We're with used car salesman Joe Romeo,

who, just in the commercial break, just sold me a 1982 Toyota Corolla,

and it's only got a total of half a million kilometres.

What a deal! Thank you, brother.

I gave you mates' rates. Yeah. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHTER)

Alright. We've got five cases to open in this round.

Five cases. Five. Five!

Five. Five...

Cinque! ..cases.

Five.

Best of luck. Off you go.

OK.

The man with the white hat over there.

(LAUGHS)

I'll go for the ¤250 for you, Joe.

No worries. Thanks, Alex.

(AUDIENCE GROANS) Arggh!

That's alright. That's not bad. That's not bad.

That's two greens that have fallen.

Well, I didn't lose, though. I didn't have it before.

So it's not that I lost it. Hey!

(LAUGHTER) I've still got ¤100,000 there.

No-one's ever said that to me before!

(LAUGHTER)

You've still got ¤75,000 and ¤100,000 in play,

so there's a chance you could walk out of here with that.

Four cases now. Four.

OK. Four.

Four, yeah. Right. OK. Four.

Number two - that lady looks like a real sweet young lady over there.

Best wishes, and I think I've got the ¤500.

Thank you, Nour.

(AUDIENCE GROANS) Ohh!

Oh, baby! What's going on?

OK.

Three cases to open.

I won't go for the first guy I was looking at.

I wanted to go for 21. I wanted to get 21, but I won't.

I'll go...16.

Um, I think I have the...¤250.

OK, Tiffany.

¤750. Blue's good, mate.

More of those, and a few more to find.

That's it. Good work.

As well as selling cars, what are you into? You got any hobbies?

Yeah, I do aikido. Martial arts. Yeah, I enjoy it.

I train and I teach. Wow.

How far through it are you? Like, what belt are you up to?

Oh, fourth-dan black belt in the touching hands

and fourth...fourth-dan black belt in the weapons.

Wow! Yeah, yeah.

That must make you a really convincing salesman.

(LAUGHTER)

OK.

I was gonna go for 14, but I'd better get for 12.

(LAUGHTER) Gonna go for the opposite. Yeah.

I can't follow this system at all. (LAUGHTER)

I'm trying to do it different from before.

Before, I was going for what I got a gut feeling.

Now I'm going the opposite.

I'm still no clearer!

I think Joe's also got a black belt in confusion.

(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Yeah.

12. Alright, we'll go with 12? Number 12, yeah.

Stephen's got 12. Hi, Stephen. Good luck, Joe.

I think, for your sake, I've got 50 cents.

Is he righ...

Oh! Oh!

Jeez! Oh, jeez! Now you're killing me!

Now...now I've got problems now.

Ohh, no!

This game is falling away fast!

Looks like you're gonna go for a pushbike, Louisa.

Ohh! (LAUGHTER)

Forget the car - a pushbike.

Sam, um, it's not going so well.

(LAUGHTER) No, it doesn't look like it.

But I think he'll be alright.

We've still got the ¤100,000 there and the five reds, so...

Is he normally a good salesman on the car lot?

Yeah, well, we used to call him 'Honest Deal' Joe.

'Honest Deal' Joe? Yeah, so...

Because he was genuinely honest, or that was a joke?

No, he was genuine. He used to try to help the people.

Yeah. Instead of, uh, making a sale.

He would say, "This is what I think you need," and so on.

So, he was pretty good in that.

So, he's got a big heart, is what you're trying to say?

Yeah. He's got a real good heart, yeah.

What kind of bloke is he beyond the car yard?

At school, when we were at primary school, he used to always protect me.

He was a tough guy, but he didn't like bullies,

and he used to always help the weak,

and he would go and, uh...

..uh, tell 'em to leave 'em alone and...

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) ..didn't accept it.

So, anyone who needed help, he was there to defend them?

Yep. He did. He was good at that. Wow.

Where were you when I was in high school?

(LAUGHTER)

One case to open in this round, Joe.

One. Alright. Find a blue. Off you go.

Right in the middle. Dead centre in the middle.

Stephanie. Number 10, please.

Ooh. OK. I think I have... That's Louisa's girlfriend.

Oh, I thought it was ¤50, but that's gone.

I think I have ¤25. (LAUGHS) Good luck.

Thank you, Stephanie. Let's see if you're right.

Not the ¤100.

Oh, it's ¤2,500.

Oh, that's not bad. That's good. That's not too bad, OK?

The banker's gonna be loving this. You know that.

It's up here. I know.

The banker, he's all over you right now.

Like a rash. Right, yep. Yep. (LAUGHS)

Let's find out what that deal's gonna look like.

I don't think you're gonna like the numbers.

No, well, I can see it's gonna be a bad number.

Does this add up?

(LAUGHS) (AUDIENCE GROANS)

¤980! That's alright, that's alright.

Jeez! Better than nothing!

Wow! ¤980!

That is a low, low, low, low low.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I should pick that one, but I...

NO DEAL! OK.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

It's a no go for Joe! Not when there's ¤100,000!

We'll be back in a few minutes to see, can we get it?

It's possible!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Welcome back to Deal Or No Deal.

We're with Joe Romeo, used car salesman,

who's here to kind of win enough money

to upgrade his daughter's car.

Three cases to open in this round.

We're halfway there, so 11 down with 11 to go.

We've lost some big money.

But the good news is the biggest money, the highest amount in play

that we have on our board, is still there - ¤100,000.

It could be in case 15. That's right.

Let's dive right in.

Three cases to open in this round before your next bank offer.

So, where would you like to go now, Joe Romeo?

OK, number 13. He stands out a little bit over there

with the nice shirt that he's got on.

I'm thinking I might have about ¤7,500 here.

OK, Craig. That sounds good.

25's good! Whoa, baby!

Two to go, buddy. You da man!

Yeah, he's good. I like him.

We need to claw back some ground with that banker, right?

He's been pushing you around. I know, he's a bully.

He's making the deals right now, and I know it's not making you happy.

Two cases.

If they're blue, you're good, and you're back in the game.

And the banker is going to have to start taking you seriously.

Where to now? Right.

That man with the green shirt. I love his green shirt.

20? Yeah, number 20, yeah.

OK. Hi, Will.

Hopefully I've got one of the lower numbers for you.

See if you're right. Hope so.

¤1,000. Good. That'll be great.

¤100. Whoo-hoo!

You're right. Thank you, man.

Good job.

I think this is where we're starting our comeback.

One case to open now, mate.

One, alright. And then I get the offer.

You're starting to figure out how this works.

(LAUGHTER)

I'm a slow learner, but I'll get there.

That serious young man over there.

The structure of work over there. He looks like a nice guy.

14, are you talking? Yeah, 14, sorry. Yeah, 14.

What have you got for me?

I reckon I've got 50 cents for you, Joe.

Thanks, Jamie.

¤250! That's a good round. You're the man. He's good!

That's what we needed, mate. Beautiful.

Better late than never.

Now I'm gonna get a reasonable offer.

Righto! You played a great round.

Is it enough to drag the banker back into the game, kicking and screaming?

Well, let's see what she offers first.

Or he offers, then I'll see.

You're right. Here it comes.

¤4,140. How do we feel about that?

(AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

It's a fair bit higher than your last offer.

No deal!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

(EXCLAIMS DRAMATICALLY)

You frighten me when you drop down there that fast.

You give a guy some warning, for crying out loud.

You're bloody throwing your arms around and you might hit something.

(LAUGHS) I'll be careful, don't worry.

Let's centre ourselves. Relax, grasshopper.

That's it. (LAUGHS) It's OK.

Two cases to open in this round before your next bank offer.

Choose wisely. Don't take out that 100,000.

Otherwise we've got nothing!

(LAUGHTER)

Uh...

(SCREAMS DRAMATICALLY) (LAUGHTER)

Thank you.

Ha! Alright, uh...let's see.

Uh...

I keep on looking at number six over there.

The sweet lady over there.

Mary, what do you think you have inside?

¤1,000?

Ooh, is she right?

It's ¤5!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

That's more like it. A great fight-back, mate.

Great fight-back. One more to go, Joe Romeo!

One more. MAN: Go, Joe!

Number 21. I don't know why I keep on looking at you.

I like your glasses. Hi, Karl.

Thanks, mate. G'day, mate. Uh, hope I got something low for you.

I got 50 cents. Hope so.

Whoa! Oh, it's ¤1,000, but it's OK.

Yay! It's good.

That's good, that's great. That's another great round.

Two back to back. Thank you. That was very nice.

You made that banker come to you last round.

You've got ¤100,000 sitting right there.

That's gonna be pretty tempting for the banker.

Yeah, yeah.

What's he prepared to give you to walk away?

¤7,690 this time.

That's not bad. That's pretty good.

We're talking proper money now. (AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

There's only two amounts still in play that are above that, right?

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

Louisa, what do you think he should do?

I want to say take it, because that's a lot of money.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

Nah. No deal.

Is that better? Do you like that better?

You didn't even listen to what she said?

He's like, "Nah, Dad's overruling!"

(LAUGHS) It's game time, baby.

We'll be back to win a hundred grand potentially

in just a couple of minutes if Joe keeps going like this.

Thank you very much.

Welcome back to Deal Or No Deal.

We're with used car salesman Joe Romeo.

Whoo! He's starting the fight-back, and it's looking good.

There's only one big number still in play.

Well, the biggest of the greens, ¤100,000, is still sitting there.

You just said no to ¤7,690 just a couple of minutes ago.

Are you still comfortable with that decision?

Yes, I am, yeah. OK. Why?

Because my daughter told me the opposite.

I shouldn't say... Sorry, Luisa.

She said, "That's a lot of money, I think you should take it,"

and then you went, "No deal!"

She doesn't like taking gambles, that's where...

But she's right, that is a lot of money.

And that IS a lot of money... Yeah, you're right. That was a good choice.

If we play on and you wipe out that ¤100,000 next,

you'll regret that decision, right?

That's life. You've gotta take a gamble.

How confident are you that inside case 15

is sitting ¤100,000?

Uh, probably about 70%.

OK, well, that's pretty high. That's pretty high.

There's a 1-in-6 chance that it is in there.

There's also a 1-in-6 chance that the lowest amount on the board

is in there - 50 cents.

Two cases to open before your next bank offer.

Let's make this a fairytale finish. I would like that.

Off you go.

That lady with the nice smile over there, number seven.

Angela. Angela.

I think I have ¤500.

Oh, I don't know about this one. Oh, no.

What's wrong? What's wrong? Where are you going?

(GROANS)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

I thought so.

Something gave me that feeling, that one there.

Oh! There she goes.

You sensed it coming?

I don't know. I just had a bad feeling, but...

Oh, this is the scenario that I was talking about.

(PHONE RINGS)

(AUDIENCE JEERS)

Excuse me.

Hello?

Oh.

The banker's laughing. Yeah, I don't blame him.

One more to open? OK.

He just wants to remind you there's one more to open.

(LAUGHS) Thank you for rubbing it in.

That's alright. OK, we can still win ¤10,000.

There's a lot of nice pushbikes you can buy

for a few hundred dollars.

There really is. There really is. So it's alright.

One case to open now. One case, alright.

Louisa, I'm gonna pick you. Gonna go for me? OK.

Number nine. I'm gonna say ¤500.

Alright, Louisa, let's see what you got.

(GROANS)

It's ¤5,000. ¤5,000.

Well, that's still not bad. I've still got ¤10,000 up there.

Oh! Two grand.

It's... Wow, ¤1,999 drive away, no more to pay.

(LAUGHTER)

That's not what we, uh...

Nah. ..not what we wanted to see.

No deal, Joe.

No deal!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

One case.

One case, alright.

I was gonna say number three, but I won't, I'll say number eight.

(LAUGHTER)

Sorry. Hi, Katherine.

Hi. Good luck, Joe. I think I have 50 cents.

It's ¤7,500! (GROANS)

Now we just get the Lone Ranger of ¤10,000 all by itself,

sitting there so vulnerable and weak.

That's alright, I still got ¤10,000. It's not too bad.

(LAUGHTER)

There's a 1-in-3 chance that ¤10,000's in 15.

But let's see what the banker now thinks of this situation.

¤2,347.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

No deal!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

Louisa, he's drunk on power up here.

Yes. It's scary.

One case to open now.

OK. Legs 11. Sam.

Mate.

Well, good luck to you. I hope I've got the 50 cents for you, buddy.

(CHEERING) Yay!

We'll take it.

Good on ya.

OK.

Now, Joe, for your loose-cannon risk taking,

you now have a 50-50 chance that there's ¤10,000 in case number 15,

which is a fun position to be in.

It is actually. Yeah, yeah.

So, interesting to see how much

the bank is going to tempt you with to walk away.

Four and a half? ¤4,950, nearly five grand.

(ALL SHOUT)

I'll get Louisa to pick it. Louisa, what do you want?

Take it.

No, I'll listen to my daughter this time.

I didn't listen to her the last time and I was wrong.

Yes. OK. This time I will listen to her.

So... Yeah, yeah.

Take the money! We're dealing? It's a deal!

Deal. Yeah!

¤4,950.

Nice work, Joe. Thank you very much.

I appreciate that. (LAUGHS)

I didn't want to walk away with nothing.

Ah, that was a hectic game of Deal, I can say.

¤4,950. Congratulations.

We might now find out what's in the last two cases.

Samantha's got case number three.

Are you ready to see whether you made a good deal or not?

Congratulations, Joe. I think I've got ¤10,000.

(CHEERING) Yay! The 10,000 was there!

Lucky I listened to Louisa.

She had a correct guess. That's ¤250.

Which means... Good on ya, Louisa.

You've just sold your 50-cent case for ¤4,950.

And the art of the deal, that's a great deal, Joe Romeo.

Let's hear it for Joe, everyone!

I'm Grant Denyer.

We'll see you next time on Deal Or No Deal.

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