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*BOB'S BURGERS*

*BOB'S BURGERS*
Season 09 Episode 17

*BOB'S BURGERS*
Episode Title: "What About Blob?"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

It's so unfair
I got in trouble today.

So unfair.

Right? I mean, there I was,
grooving my way

into probably the most
revolutionary sound

the world has ever heard,

and Mr. Frond calls it
a "major disturbance"?

Gene Belcher,
dear God in heaven.

But you were going
for annoying, right?

No. It's a special sound.

With a special purpose,
I assume.

Alarm clock companies are always
looking for new sounds.

Come on, let's go to the bar.

I want to knock back
a couple before going home.

That takes the edge off.

Oysters.

I miss the dumpling house days.

Yeah, and the taco truck days.

Nah, I'm over those places.

Dollar oysters are my new tacos.

One more Kumamoto,
please, Charles.

- You got it, Gene.
- Ew.

Look at that green blob.
No judgment.

Looks like if whale diarrhea
and Gene's diarrhea had a baby.

- Aw.
- It might be ugly, but that right there

is the most important stuff
in the entire ocean.

It's plankton.

- Plankton, you say?
- Yeah.

It's the food small critters
eat, like these oysters.

Then the small critters get
eaten by big critters and so on,

all the way up to Godzilla.

You hear that? You sure
you guys don't want to try one?

It's full of plankton and tastes
like delicious post-nasal drip.

Mm...

Can you believe I got banned
from making an amazing sound

very much like this at school?

You could also stop
making that sound here.

Yeah, Gene, I love your sounds,
but this one is killing me.

It's a little annoying.

Annoying?

Yeah, this is the album
where your fans go,

"Ooh, what happened?"

And then you go to rehab
and your comeback is amazing.

Okay, you know what?

That's about all the negativity
a boy can take in one day.

Aw, where you going, sweetie?

I need some fresh air.

Huh. But Gene hates fresh air.

Tina, Louise,
you better go with him.

It's getting dark out.

But you said these menus
won't wipe themselves.

- So they will wipe themselves.
- Just go.

Annoying?

Just wait.
When I'm dead, my sounds

are gonna be in the Top 40
and you guys are gonna say,

"Gene was doing that years ago."

What the...? That's weird.

Are you seeing this?

Yeah. Let me try.

- Whoa...
- Damn.

And underwater aliens will be
snatching us in three, two...

- Whoa.
- Ooh.

Well, that is just...

You are gorgeous,
whatever you are.

I... I love you, magic water?

- Nice bags!
- What?

Let me guess, you bought stuff
for your burgers?

Uh, yeah.

- That's what I thought.
- Wait, sorry, Trev.

Was that supposed
to be an insult?

- Zoom?
- I guess it was.

Jimmy put me in charge
while he's out of town.

He's in Key Largo.
Then Montego.

He's trying to hit every place
in the song "Kokomo."

- Uh-huh.
- It's weird not having Jimmy around.

Okay, Trev, uh.
I need to go inside now.

These bags are starting
to get heavy.

And, uh, I want to.

- Trev is acting weird.
- He misses Jimmy. He told me.

Aw, I feel bad for him.

I don't. Or I guess I do.

But I feel bad for a lot
of other people before him.

- Where are the kids?
- They're at the oyster bar.

- Again?
- Yeah,

they saw glowing
lights in the ocean last night.

They want to find out
if they saw God

or if it's something
radioactive.

So they're gonna
poke at it some more.

Beautiful blue thingy?
Where are you?

Here's the Glencrest order.
What you doing, Gene?

You haven't seen a majestic
blue creature around, have you?

Blue creature?
What kind of blue we talking about?

It's like if you dropped
the Blue Man Group in a blender.

There was this amazing blue
glowing thing right there,

but now there's just
that ugly plankton blob.

Oh yeah, that.
It's the same blob.

- Say what?
- Well, sometimes plankton glow at night.

It's called bioluminescent.

So it's gross during the day,
but fun and frisky at night?

- Like leather pants?
- Yeah.

Sometimes they glow, sometimes
they move around a little bit.

They're very sensitive
to all sorts of stuff.

Light, sound, movement,
arguments, personal slights.

For some it's an eyesore,

but they're not seeing
what's really there.

So you're just
an annoying blob, huh?

You and me both, pal.

We got to kill that plankton?

Uh-huh.
Wait, what?

Boss said if that plankton
doesn't go away

before the regatta,
we got to bleach it.

Ha, you said
"regatta, we gotta."

- Did I say "regatta, we gotta"?
- You did, you did.

No! They're gonna kill
my blob buddy!

Hah. "Regatta, we gotta."

Aw, my little Gene Cousteau,
look so handsome.

Thank you, Mother.
And thank you, Father,

for loaning me your ascot.

That is a dish rag,
but it looks good on you.

So you really think you can just
talk these yacht club people

out of killing
an ugly plankton blob?

First of all,
don't call it ugly.

It's just saving it
all for the nighttime.

And yes, yes, I do.

Okay. How, exactly?

I'll reason with them. They eat
oysters, oysters eat plankton,

bing, bang, boom, they decide
not to kill the plankton blob.

Then we smoke cigars,
then binge-watch Billions.

Well, I see zero holes
in this plan.

- Thank you.
- Louise, Tina, go with your brother.

What? Why do we have
to keep Gene-sitting

this Gene-tastrophe?

Yeah, we have a life. Oh, wait.

He's already feeling a little
poopy about everyone pooping

on his sounds and now he's
feeling bad about this blob.

- Come on, be nice.
- Kids, go or clean.

- Oh! Okay, yeah, see you later.
- We're going, we're going.

Hello, hi. Can I help you kids?

I'd like to speak with
Mr. Crest. Mr. Glen Crest.

Glencrest is the name
of our club, not an individual.

My brother is here to speak
with the club president

about a pressing matter.

Our president is too busy
with regatta preparations

to talk to kids. So...

And we're gonna

- breeze right past you now.
- What? Wait. No.

- Thank you.
- Oh... Oh, fine.

Hey, Mr. Important Man Sir,
got a sec?

Um, not really.
Who are you?

We're here to save the plankton
blob in your marina.

I overheard your henchmen
talking about bleaching it.

You overheard that, did you?

Well, it is one of the options
we're exploring.

But you can't! From one oyster
lover to another, be reasonable.

That's the stuff
that feeds the stuff

that feeds our pretty faces.

But that annoying blob
isn't supposed to be

in our private marina.

The wind blew it in,
and it's not blowing it out.

You're being a blob-snob.

And a bit of an algae-hole.

Not to mention a, um, um...

Uh, come back to me.

Don't make me go
to Channel Six News with this.

Olsen Benner would rip
this story wide open,

like she did with that
day-old muffin exposé.

I see. Well, here's something
you might not have known:

that blob is most likely
full of toxins

- that can kill shellfish.
- Wait, what?

Kids, that's a bad blob.
Bad blob!

Bad plankton?
Is that possible?

How about this?
Just to be certain,

- I'll order, uh, a study of the plankton.
- Really?

Of course. We don't want
to bleach healthy plankton.

No one cares more about
ocean life than yacht clubs.

Our boats literally
float on the ocean.

- Good point.
- Is it, though?

Look, I've got to tend
to other matters now,

but you kids feel free
to sample our buffet.

The raw bar is your oyster.

Thanks. See, I told you
they'd be reasonable here.

Oh, ooh, wow.

Al, get these kids
whatever they want.

- I want to not be near oysters.
- I'll take, uh,

three fingers of your most
expensive ginger ale.

And that tub of cherries,
straight-up.

Hi, Trev.

I bet if Jimmy was here,
he'd make fun of you

for not having any customers.

Uh, that seems about right.

Yeah. Jimmy's the best.

Mm-hmm.
Maybe not the best.

Sometimes I kind of wish
Jimmy and I

wouldn't pick on you so much.

Really? Okay.
You-you could stop.

Ha! "Stop."
Good one. Up top.

We-we don't have to high-five.

It's just, I haven't high-fived
Jimmy in a while.

He texted me and we swapped
high five emojis,

but it's not the same. See?

He texted "Bob's dumb."

Oh, wow. So, you guys make fun
of me in your free time?

Mostly just Jimmy.

You know what, Trev?
You actually seem

like sort of a niceish guy.

You shouldn't let Jimmy turn you
into a meanie weenie.

I'm not a meanie weenie.

Well, you act like one
when you're with Jimmy.

You act like one
when you're with Jimmy.

It's just high-fiving.
Geesh.

I'm not gonna
leave a guy hanging.

That's not how I was raised.

I hope Jimmy comes back soon.

- And we breeze right past you...
- Wait, I...

- Oh, oh... Fine.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, there,
Mr. President Man Sir.

So did you get the results back?

- Uh, the what?
- The plankton study?

Ah, yes, uh, the plankton study.

Oh, shoot, it is a bad blob.

- Really? Oh, no.
- Sorry, Gene.

- Can we see the report?
- Uh, yeah, sure. There it is.

- Uh... Oh. Wait. Uh, oh...
- No... Nope, that... no, that's all you need.

- Oh... Uh...
- No, no, no, no. It's all science mumbo jumbo,

but, uh... look, over there.

That's the oceanographer.
He did the study.

I'll have him
dumb it down for you.

Uh, we tested the plankton
and it has, uh,

high levels of bad stuff in it.

Bad stuff like what?
Bullets? Knives?

Well, I'm sure you're
a very busy oceanographer,

- so off you go.
- To do oceanography somewhere else.

- Oh, cool. Where?
- Uh, the ocean.

- Oh, right. Yeah.
- So that's it?

- You're gonna bleach it?
- But if you bleach the marina,

won't that kill everything
in the water,

not just the plankton?

No, no, no, it's actually
a very eco-friendly process.

Just before the regatta, we'll
sprinkle some bleach powder.

It gets an A+ rating from the
Ocean's Eleven, uh, Institute

- of Oceans.
- Mm-hmm.

- Bye. Goodbye. Goodbye, now.
- Oh, wait, uh...

- Turn around, walk away. There you go.
- Okay.

All right, kids.
Wonderful to see you.

Hey, so, I guess you aren't
such a good blob after all.

That's cool. That oceanographer
is bringing champagne to...

his oceanography friends?

Yeah, he is not an
oceanographer. He's a waiter.

But he knew all the terminology.

They tricked us.

- They're gonna bleach a good blob.
- Bastards.

I'm going back in there to ask
them to borrow their phone

to call Channel Six News.

You could do that,
or we can beat them

- at their own game.
- How do we do that?

Well, right now, they don't know
you know they tricked you.

- So?
- So use it.

Let them think they won
so they keep their guard down

- for what we're gonna do.
- What are we gonna do?

Well, I've got an idea.
We're gonna need someone with a boat,

knowledge of yacht clubs
and who'd love

to take Glencrest down
in tomorrow's regatta.

Oh, you asked for us
to step outside?

Duncan, why do we even live
on an island

if just anyone can come here?

- For the views?
- Shush.

Sasha, Duncan,
we have a proposition:

you guys help us stop
Glencrest from killing

the plankton blob
in their marina...

And what do we get?

Satisfaction of knowing
you did the right thing?

I love doing the right thing.
It's the best! Right, Sasha?

Yeah, me too... Ooh.

- Ankles...
- So, no socks, huh?

No, I'm wearing my boaties.

You don't wear your sockies
with your boaties.

- Ankles away.
- Come again?

- Anky Doodle Damn, D.
- Sorry?

- Little something for the ank bank.
- I'm not following.

- Oh, you mean my leg knobs?
- I sure do.

I don't know what
you two are talking about,

but as far as your
little plankton plan goes,

that's a hard no.

Uh. But it's partly your people's
fault this is happening.

Uh, sorry, how's that?

Glencrest only wants
to bleach the plankton blob

so that it's gone in time
for the stupid regatta

- against your stupid yacht club.
- But if the plankton blob

is still there for the start
of the regatta...

That blob will make Glencrest
look like total slobs.

So what's the plan?

Some hench-people are gonna
sprinkle bleach powder

onto the blob tomorrow morning.

But we want them to think
they sprinkled bleach,

so we need to replace
their bleach powder

with something else,
something that won't hurt

- the ocean, like baking powder or...
- Panko.

- Panko?
- Bread crumbs.

Bread crumbs, of course.

Bread crumbs
make everything better.

We probably have that
at the restaurant,

but it's not nearly enough.

We have, like, a ton of panko
in the kitchen right here.

- Why?
- Oh, I don't know,

maybe because
a yacht club goes through

a Jacuzzi's worth
of fried shrimp every day.

How do we get the panko?

I'm a member
of a yacht club, young man.

When I ask for panko,
they ask, "How panked?"

So we have a deal?
We save the blob,

you get to embarrass Glencrest,
everyone's happy.

- Deal.
- Duncan, let's shake ankles on it.

Well, I, I would like to respect
your country's customs.

I suppose I'm up for it.

Hey, guys.
Sorry I freaked out yesterday.

Well, I'm sorry I called you
a meanie weenie.

Yeah, guess I wasn't
ready to admit

the only bond I have with Jimmy

- is making hilarious fun of Bob.
- It's not hilarious.

But I don't want to be
a meanie weenie like you said.

I want to be a nicey weenie.

- So what are you gonna do about it?
- I don't know.

Well, you can't stop Jimmy
from insulting Bob,

but you can stop
high-fiving him.

Aw, that's the best part.

Plus, like I told you,
it's impossible.

Come on, we'll role-play.

- I'll be Jimmy and I'll insult Bob.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, I'm Bob, I cry
at the end of every movie.

- Up top.
- Cries.

- Not every movie.
- No, don't high-five.

Oh, right.
But it's hard not to.

- It's like a... a reflex.
- It's okay.

- Let's try again.
- Oh, my God.

I'm Bob, I was born
with armpit stains. Uh, zoom.

Uh-uh.

W-What are we doing?
What is this?

We're role-playing.
I'm pretending to be

Jimmy Pesto making fun of Bob
so Trev stops high-fiving him.

- Can I play?
- I-It's not really a game, it's just...

I'm Bob, I look like a dog from
the '70s. Up top.

Dog!

- No.
- D'aw.

I'm Bob, my barber can't decide

where my neck hair ends
and my back hair begins.

No high five.

- Aw, I can't. I just can't.
- Hmm.

I'm Bob.
I'm scared of long hugs.

I don't want to hug you.
That's not scared of long hugs.

I'm Bob and I have
a birth mark near my peehole

that makes it look like
I have a double peehole.

- Lin.
- Double peehole.

Yay, you didn't high-five.

Breakthrough.

Wow, I did it.

- Isn't it great, Bob?
- Yup.

Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah.
This has been really great.

Ahoy. Can I get a little help
with the tie-off, please?

Uh, we're
kind of busy right now.

Great, thanks,
my family just joined.

I'm sure you got
the club-wide bulletin?

- Are they buying it?
- Yeah.

I just have to yacht-splain
a few things and we'll be good.

Uh, no one told us
anything, so...

Oh, it's so okay, these things
happen, it's not your fault.

I can tell you guys are great.

My dad's boat is called
the Cha-Ching,

as you can tell,
but new yacht club, new name.

I assume you guys have
decals ready for the rename?

- Decals?
- Again, not your fault.

Let's just take a walk
to the decal shed.

Come, come, come, come, come.
So, name-wise,

I'm thinking
Boaty Boaty Bo-Boaty,

Banana Fana Flo-Floaty
Me My Mo-Moaty,

unless another member
already has that name.

Tina, there must have been
a rat below deck

'cause something
was tickling my ankles.

Uh, yep, that's rats for you.

Um, did it feel good?

- Well, it felt weird.
- Weird good?

- Creepy weird.
- Creepy weird good?

- Creepy weird bad?
- Creepy weird bad good?

Sorry, bread crumbs.

You're being sacrificed
so that blob may live.

We're walking
back to my boat now

since we couldn't find
the decal shed.

Which is embarrassing
for you guys.

Wait a second, does that say
Glencrest Yacht Club?

Oh, my goodness. This is crazy.

I'm a new member
at Crestglen Yacht Club.

I'm sure this happens
all the time.

Stay in touch, okay, bye.

Shoo, you dumb birds.
Don't eat the bleach.

Jeepers, the gullies are having
a crack at the crumbies.

Hey, wait a second.

This isn't bleach.
It's bread crumbs.

- Stop that boat.
- Go, go, go!

What the... Hey!

Can't
this thing go any faster?

You can't make wake in a marina.
We're not animals. -

Um, you might want
to make that wake.

That jerk can't stop us.

Catch it, catch it.

- Oh, crap, that jerk stopped us.
- Yacht blocker!

So, you switched
the powdered bleach with bread crumbs.

Well played, but not
well played enough.

You lied about
the plankton study.

That was no oceanographer,
he was a fantastic waiter.

I don't need an oceanographer
to tell me

that ugly blob needs to go.

Just look at it.

- Yuck!
- Aah! Stop calling it ugly.

It's a majestic
life-giving plankton blob

and it's damn sexy at night.

We'll be taking our bleach
back now. Hand it over.

- No. No.
- Give me the bleach.

- Hand the bleach...
- No, no, no, no, no,

- no, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no... I want the bleach!

- Ugh!
- Go on... board their boat, get our bleach,

bleach the blob, do it now!

The head, the head, the head.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.

- The what?
- The toilet.

- Flush the goods.
- The goods?

The bleach. Dump the bleach
in the toilet.

But won't that go
into the ocean?

No, there's a tank.
God, you're so poor.

Oops, sorry, hench-folk.

We just flushed it
down the toilet.

Now it's in the boat's butt.

So annoying.
Get off the boat,

go to the store,
buy some more bleach,

save the receipt!
And get ice.

Well, we're gonna tell the world
that you bleached the bay.

Go ahead.
I'll deny it.

Plus, no one cares.
The blob is bad, not the bleach.

Bleach is good,
it makes things clean.

Haven't you ever seen
a bleach commercial?

Don't lecture me about
bleach commercials,

they're the reason why
I never felt the need

to learn how to properly wipe.

You know what?
I don't have any more time for this.

The regatta is starting soon
and I gotta have

my pre-regatta piña colada.

Time for you kids to leave.

That vessel is forbidden

to ever enter
the Glencrest Marina again.

So that's it?
The baddies win?

The little plankies die?

No. We have to keep their bleach
boat away from the plankton.

We got to go Greenpeace
on their butts.

But how? We're blocked from
even getting into the marina.

What about if we sneak in?

We'll have, uh, five
kayaks for a half-day rental.

Sasha, the plastic?

You got to be at least 18
to rent a boat.

How about I throw in
a crispy hundo?

Hmm, I don't know.

We're on a blob-itarian mission.

Yeah, we need to rent five
of your best piddle-paddles

- to save a blobby.
- Piddle-paddles?

The kayaks! Please!
- Go ahead, take the kayaks.

- Give me the money.
- Aren't they gonna

recognize us
if we go back out there?

Right. We need disguises.

Do you have a lost and found?

Uh, yeah, we do.

- Good. 'Cause we lost this.
- Oh.

- And this.
- Wow.

- I'm glad we found this guy.
- Okay.

Floral swimsuit cover-up? Mine.

- How do we look?
- If Greenpeace looked

as fabulous as us,
there'd be too many whales.

The hench-people are back.

Spread out. Make a line.

Get between the bleach boat
and the blob.

Okay, no problem.

I can definitely
maneuver this boat.

Guys, wh-where'd you go?

Stop, you murderous hench-jerks!

You! In the blouse!

It's a swimsuit cover-up,
you rube!

I don't care what it is.
Get out of my marina.

No, and as blob is my witness,

that bleach boat shall not pass.

Will you hurry it up a bit?

And will someone push
their kayaks into the sea?

We're allowed to do that, right?

We're not going anywhere!

Huh.

Gene, keep banging your paddle.

Gladly.

Uh, I might sound
crazy, but it looked like

- that blob just moved a little.
- That blob is a-moving.

- What?
- When you bang your paddle,

the blob moves away.

You're right.
It is moving away.

Charles said
it reacts to sounds.

Charles said it reacts
to sounds!

Everyone, bang your paddles.

Um, I thought we wanted to keep
the blob in the marina

to embarrass Glencrest?

Damn it, Sasha,
this isn't about Glencrest

or Kingshead Island,
it's about giving

a misunderstood blob a chance.

Ahh!
Damn it, Gene.

You gave me goose bumps.
Dunc, are we on board with this?

Sasha?
M-My opinion on something?

Never mind, forget it.
Gene, we're doing it.

Come on.
Let's Pied Piper this sucker.

Technically,
a reverse Pied Piper.

Even the plankton wants
to get away from Gene's sounds.

That's very insulting,
but I'm glad it worked.

I told you my sounds
have a purpose.

What the hell
are you waiting for?

Push through the kayaks
and bleach the damn thing.

We don't need to.
It's moving away on its own.

Don't tell me you don't need...
Oh, yeah. Look at that.

- It's working.
- Keep banging.

Go, buddy.
Back to the ocean.

Back where you belong.

- Yay.
- All right!

Hmm.

Maybe you
were the beauty

and I
was the beast.

It's time
to regatta!

Jimmy's back.

Things are gonna change
when he meets the new Trev.

You can do this, Trev.

Uh, so,
listen, Jimmy.

I-I was thinking about
our dynamic and...

Yeah, I had
a great time, thanks.

Check it out,
I got you something.

Whoa. You brought
me back something?

From Kokomo?

A sexy lady bottle opener.

- Oh, ho ,hoh!
- Wow, Jimmy.

- I love it.
- Yeah, well, don't get so mushy.

Hey, look at Bob
over there.

I just got back
from vacation and already

he's Jamaican me sad.

Zoo-woom.

'Cause you went to Jamaica.

Yup, there it is.

- I can't, my hand's sick.
- Ew, gross.

Wow, Lin, you did that.

I didn't think
that was gonna work,

but you might have helped
Trev grow up a little bit.

Hey, Bob. Bob.

- Hey, Bob.
- What, Jimmy?

Trev here, he just told me
you got a peehole birthmark.

Whoa!
Let me see it.

- Great.
- You wish you had

a peehole birthmark.

- Oh, they're gone.
- You got 'em, Lin.

High five.

How you doing, Gene?

I didn't think it'd be
so hard to say goodbye.

But now the blob
will live in peace...

What's happening?

It's getting eaten up.

Oh, oh, wow.

- That is rough to watch.
- Yeah. Ugh.

If any of you survive
whatever's

violently attacking you now,

I'll see you inside an oyster.

♪ Bioluminescence ♪
- Da da da dah, da da da dah, da da da,

♪ Lighten up the sea ♪
- da da da, da da da, da da da.

- ♪ Bioluminescence ♪
- Da da da dah, da da da dah, da da da,

♪ Come on board with me ♪
- da da da, da da da.

♪ Bioluminescence ♪
- Da da da dah, da da da dah, da da da,

♪ Lighten up the sea ♪
- da da da, da da da, da da da.

♪ Bioluminescence ♪
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♪ Come on board with me ♪
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