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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,207 (WAVES BREAKING) 2 00:00:28,957 --> 00:00:32,540 (SOOTHING INTRO SONG) 3 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,808 OLIVER: Never mind. GILLIAN: What? 4 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:43,475 OLIVER: Never mind, we can't go in now. 5 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,600 LILLIAN: How do you know? 6 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:45,725 OLIVER: You what? 7 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,183 LILLIAN: How do you know? 8 00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:49,475 OLIVER: Wo, wo, wo. No, come on. 9 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,850 LILLIAN: No, that is such bullshit that you can die from this, 10 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,308 it's actually very good for your skin. 11 00:00:53,332 --> 00:00:55,642 Up my nose. Shit foam up my nose. 12 00:00:55,665 --> 00:00:58,850 (LILLIAN LAUGHS) It really bothers you, does it? 13 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,058 What? Just a bit of foam, 14 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:03,558 on your face right now. 15 00:01:03,582 --> 00:01:08,100 OLIVER: Would you like that. (LAUGHTER) 16 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:09,790 (MUSIC) 17 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:14,266 OLIVER: Alright, go on then. GILLIAN: If you can't jump in the sea 18 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,433 OLIVER: Right. LILLIAN: Then we're gonna go for a quick run. 19 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:19,308 OLIVER: Wait a minute. I'm coming there now, right. 20 00:01:19,332 --> 00:01:21,391 Come on, sweetheart. I'm coming. 21 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,641 LILLIAN: You can do it. You can do it! 22 00:01:23,665 --> 00:01:24,540 (MUSIC) 23 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,516 OLIVER: Alright, I've got it. Take it easy. 24 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:29,225 OLIVER: I've got it, it's alright. 25 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,766 OLIVER: You won't fall, look at me, I've got this. 26 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,725 LILLIAN: Come on, Oliver. Alright, it's just like that. 27 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,332 What are you doing? I just slipped. 28 00:01:37,790 --> 00:01:39,225 OLIVER: Cheater. Look. 29 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,891 It's so beautiful up here. Yeah. 30 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:42,790 Ahh. 31 00:01:55,625 --> 00:01:57,457 GILLIAN: I love living here. (OLIVER CHUCKLES) 32 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:03,290 It's just... It's perfect for me. 33 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,183 I love getting up in the morning and being able 34 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:10,183 to just come out here, see this, 35 00:02:10,207 --> 00:02:12,725 go back home, keep writing. 36 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:16,308 It's like, it's the dream. Yeah. 37 00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:19,600 I mean I know that living here is not full of opportunity, 38 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:23,725 but in terms of being an artist, and in terms of atmosphere 39 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,433 and in terms of inspiration, this... 40 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:29,225 There's nowhere else. There's nowhere else for me. 41 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,016 New York, L.A., whatever, these big cities, 42 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,600 that's, that's of course, London. These are the places where, 43 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:37,433 you know, if you really want to get 44 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,683 your career off the ground 45 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:41,391 but I'm not quite there yet. 46 00:02:41,415 --> 00:02:44,141 OLIVER: Lots of people work out of Cardiff as well. 47 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:47,225 Figured you could commute to Cardiff from here, 48 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,058 you could still, have all of this. 49 00:02:49,082 --> 00:02:49,957 Yeah. 50 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,975 It's brilliant for kids here. 51 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,183 That's my only gripe with it. 52 00:02:59,207 --> 00:03:01,183 If I could change it, it would just be, 53 00:03:01,207 --> 00:03:04,540 a few less families here, less kids. 54 00:03:05,915 --> 00:03:08,016 You know, it is getting a bit crowded. 55 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,707 (MUSIC) 56 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,290 (GROANING) 57 00:04:02,582 --> 00:04:05,750 (MOAN) 58 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,332 (HUMMING) 59 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:13,332 (HAWKING) 60 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,832 Why? Why? What is the... 61 00:04:22,457 --> 00:04:24,809 Oh, god! What the hell are you doing? 62 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,475 What are you doing? I'm just cleaning my teeth, babe. 63 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,975 Why do you have to (MIMIC HUMMING). 64 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,600 God, just do it normally. 65 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,850 (MUMBLES) 66 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,350 No, it's just... (SCREAMS) 67 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,683 No, no, no, no, do not! No! 68 00:04:37,707 --> 00:04:39,665 No, no, no, no, no, no. 69 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:44,683 No, I don't like it. 70 00:04:44,707 --> 00:04:47,665 Can you just cuddle me? Please. Okay. 71 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,683 That's nice. Yeah? 72 00:04:52,707 --> 00:04:53,915 Mmm. 73 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,040 You told my mother to fuck off last night. 74 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:10,850 All I told her was that we needed to establish some boundaries, that's all I said. 75 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,641 JANET: Yeah, but you're late though, what's the hold up for? 76 00:05:14,665 --> 00:05:17,141 Janet, hi, sorry. It's... OLIVER: Here we go. 77 00:05:17,165 --> 00:05:19,475 Hi, it's Gillian. JANET: Did you break down? 78 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,891 Are you on the way or what's the... 79 00:05:20,915 --> 00:05:22,059 No, we're not late. 80 00:05:22,082 --> 00:05:23,059 I'm sorry, we're not coming, 81 00:05:23,082 --> 00:05:24,475 did he not tell you? 82 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,891 OLIVER: When could I? I was... 83 00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:27,809 Can you stop calling my husband 84 00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:29,766 at this time of night? 85 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,766 No, I know we're not at dinner. 86 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,016 I know we're not at dinner. I know it's not that late, 87 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,641 but it's my husband, and at some point 88 00:05:36,665 --> 00:05:40,600 you need to understand that I'm the woman in his life 89 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:45,058 and that sometimes I want, to stay home with my grown husband. 90 00:05:45,082 --> 00:05:46,683 Why don't you just give me the phone back now. 91 00:05:46,707 --> 00:05:48,891 No, no, you're not going to speak to your son. 92 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:52,000 This is a sick, sick relationship. 93 00:05:52,957 --> 00:05:54,600 You're going to have to sort that out. 94 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:57,100 There's a shit storm coming of your making. 95 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:58,891 Of all day yesterday, you were a bit... 96 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:00,725 Let's be honest, you started off. 97 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,016 And it might have been a bit of me, 98 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,391 but you were a bit touchy with all the bin stuff. 99 00:06:07,415 --> 00:06:09,100 Do you know that, how easy 100 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:11,475 it would have been for you to just say 101 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:16,184 "thanks, thanks, Gillian, that was so nice of you to let me sleep in 102 00:06:16,207 --> 00:06:18,684 and to take out the trash for me." I mean, 103 00:06:18,707 --> 00:06:22,975 "wow, next time, you sleep in, Gillian, 104 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,016 you sleep in and I'll do everything else." 105 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,809 No don't pull that card on me now. I have to work at night. Yeah. 106 00:06:30,832 --> 00:06:32,808 I'm really sorry, that's what I have to do, but sometimes 107 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:34,683 I sleep in. Yeah, and then I say you do have work 108 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:36,308 but you didn't have work last night. 109 00:06:36,332 --> 00:06:38,500 If you're up all night. 110 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,391 Don't even, I didn't even... It was a... 111 00:06:42,415 --> 00:06:44,266 It was going to be a fucking slap in the head. 112 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:45,933 It was a... 113 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:48,433 We both should be doing a bigger job right now. 114 00:06:48,457 --> 00:06:51,766 Job? I think I'm the one with a job though, ain't I? 115 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:54,266 I'm the one who goes out and earns money. 116 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:58,100 Yes, you get paid your whatever it is 117 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:00,684 100 quid, I don't know. 150. 118 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,391 150. 150 minimum. What am I paying for? 119 00:07:02,415 --> 00:07:04,434 The food, the roof over our head. 120 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,266 Not the roof over our head, are you? 121 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,475 Well, no, well, bills. I'm paying for the bills, 122 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,309 but actually, you know what, I kind of I'm paying for the roof over our head, 123 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,475 because who does it? It's my mom. 124 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,141 It's not your mom, it's my mom. 125 00:07:18,165 --> 00:07:23,725 It is a bit weird that we live in a roof that your mom has paid for. 126 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:28,141 You know what, why don't we just go and do our work that your mom gave us. 127 00:07:28,165 --> 00:07:32,891 Okay, so I would like, first of all, everyone off stage. Off stage, 128 00:07:32,915 --> 00:07:35,475 because I want to start from the top. That way. 129 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,891 TONYA: Which way? That way? Yeah. 130 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,391 Who put the fucking flowers there? 131 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,558 Look, in this place, 132 00:07:40,582 --> 00:07:42,183 ran Cassius' dagger through. 133 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:44,141 See what a rant the envious casca made. 134 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:47,766 And Tonya go. Love is merely a madness. 135 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:51,391 Craig, don't stop. Don't stop. TONYA: Do you want me to stop? 136 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:54,558 Just listen... no, I want you guys to keep going, just listen to me, just do it. Just do it. 137 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:56,391 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. TONYA: And, I tell you, 138 00:07:56,415 --> 00:07:57,975 deserves as well as a dark house and a whip 139 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,475 through this the well-beloved 140 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,641 (CROSS TALKING) And as he plucked his cursed steel away. 141 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,559 Mark how the blood of Caesar followed it, 142 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,266 as rushing out of doors... 143 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:09,100 What are you doing there? What are you reading? 144 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,266 CRAIG: It's just Julius Caesar, but this is utterly pointless 145 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,516 'cos you can't hear us all at the same time, can you? 146 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:16,141 No, but that's the point. I don't want to hear you all at the same time. 147 00:08:16,165 --> 00:08:19,016 I want to hear the ambiance of the sound. It's a warm-up for me, 148 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,059 it's a warm-up for me, okay? I just got in here. 149 00:08:21,082 --> 00:08:23,141 TONYA: You should have warmed up before you came to rehearsal just like I did. 150 00:08:23,165 --> 00:08:24,766 Are you saying to me what I should have done? 151 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:26,434 What's with everyone being so fucking 152 00:08:26,457 --> 00:08:29,434 aggressive this morning? I don't understand. 153 00:08:29,457 --> 00:08:32,290 What happened to everyone this morning. I was fine! 154 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,642 You know what, if you don't want to listen to me, then don't. 155 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:37,415 Do what you think it should be and I'll watch. 156 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:43,850 From women's eyes this doctrine I derive 157 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:49,517 they sparkle still the right Promethean fire; (LAUGHS). 158 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:50,683 Hi. 159 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:53,975 Hi, I'm Rachel, oh, my god. 160 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,725 Sorry, we don't have the space for another actor. 161 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:59,892 OLIVER: No, that's Rachel. It's not another actor, it's Rachel, isn't it? 162 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,975 It's not one of those... Come you, carry on. 163 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,433 Hi. 164 00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:05,100 Come here. Go on, do it. 165 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,332 (LAUGHTER) 166 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,558 RACHEL: How are you? OLIVER: I'm good, how are you? 167 00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:11,933 Really good. I can't believe this. 168 00:09:11,957 --> 00:09:14,225 GILLIAN: Sorry, I thought that you 169 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:18,142 were an actor because you were on the stage and I was like "oh". 170 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,308 Sorry, we go back. 171 00:09:20,332 --> 00:09:23,392 We do. And we used to do this Shakespeare thing at school. 172 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:25,433 Do you remember when we had to pair up... Of course I do 173 00:09:25,457 --> 00:09:27,142 and do the speech and I just... Of course! 174 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,100 Thought it would be a funny thing. 175 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,392 So I just got up there and it's quite scary 176 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,392 when you have all the lights on you and stuff. 177 00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:36,375 Yeah, well, that's why you have to be trained as an actor. 178 00:09:37,832 --> 00:09:40,392 Guys, I'm really sorry, I know, this one... 179 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:42,850 I did not foresee this. 180 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,267 And, yeah I'm sure you're really good 181 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:49,767 and I'd love to hear... From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, 182 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,975 to sparkle still the great Promethean fire. 183 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,683 OLIVER: Wow! We're not doing that one now. 184 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:58,100 We're not doing that one. 185 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,392 Right, I'm sorry, guys. 186 00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:00,642 I'm so sorry, this is the day. 187 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,600 The paid ones, they're like, 188 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,350 stood there, like reading it. She didn't even have a book 189 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,808 and she knew it all, when she came on... Stop that now! 190 00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:10,517 What? Why don't we just go and call that Rachel now. 191 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:12,975 We go and take a picture of her and blow it out really big 192 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,392 and I'll print like, five fucking thousands of them. 193 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:18,600 And we just have Rachel be the poster! 194 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,517 And then we just put Shakespeare over and 195 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,100 it's just Rachel it'll be like... 196 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,308 You know, and then underneath 197 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,558 I put... we just putting 198 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,808 a tiny, tiny, tiny, bit little 199 00:10:26,832 --> 00:10:29,767 give me a little corner that says "by Gillian". 200 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:33,392 By Gillian blah blah, I'm just like "fuck my last name. Fuck it." 201 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,350 Shall I let it fall off the end. I think she'll look great. 202 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:36,475 Now you're just taking the piss 203 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,975 I was trying to help then, 204 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,250 just selling tickets for your thing. 205 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,475 You were probably dropping bombs yesterday, weren't you? 206 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,517 "Everything's going alright let's have a chat with my dad." 207 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,267 "He's cool because he is." 208 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:50,058 You have a go at my mom with that stab me. 209 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,100 Jimmy, did you meet Rachel? 210 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,308 (GROANING) 211 00:10:53,332 --> 00:10:55,517 (CHATTERING) 212 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,517 Darling David. 213 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:02,725 We're so full tonight. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. 214 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,350 I'm so proud. GILLIAN: Ollie, I'm dying! 215 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,767 You've done something really important 216 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,725 and special, and meaningful. 217 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,767 JANET: Any mother-in-law would be proud of you. 218 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:10,892 JANET: Yeah. 219 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:14,933 (CRIES IN AGONY) 220 00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:16,892 Hold your wife. 221 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,975 Is she okay? I don't know if she's okay. 222 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,041 GILLIAN: If you won't help me... 223 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,850 (GROANS) 224 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,600 RACHEL: I'll save you, Gillian. 225 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,058 She's killing herself. 226 00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:29,225 (GILLIAN LAUGHS) 227 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,832 Oh no, she's dying. 228 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:36,725 I loved you. All I did was love you. 229 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:40,850 Her guts are on the floor, let's put them back in. Sorry. 230 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:47,475 I'm sorry. I was not doing that. I was just being stupid. 231 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,517 A bit of a drama queen, isn't she? It's what she does. 232 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,850 But she loves it. Yeah, she does, she loves it, 233 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,225 but she's done all of this, mind. Did she? 234 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,725 Yeah, she did all of that. Hello, how are you? 235 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,017 OLIVER: Come in here and doing her thing. 236 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,058 Ollie's father. 237 00:11:59,082 --> 00:12:00,183 Are you around tonight 238 00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:01,892 to come around for dinner? 239 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,892 David, are we around tonight? 240 00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:05,725 Can we go to Clara and dicks 241 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,308 with her and the rest of the family? 242 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:09,183 Oh. We're doing ribs. 243 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:10,725 DAVID: Who? Ribs. 244 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,642 Oh ribs, sorry, thank you very much. 245 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,142 Are you coming, Ollie pop? 246 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,225 Oh! Oh yeah, I'm going. 247 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,267 Ah, good, good. Yeah. 248 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,100 Thank god for that. 249 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,100 And then make me 250 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,250 not go to that meal? 251 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:23,850 You were, you stopped me. 252 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,808 Are you... "Making you not go to that meal"? 253 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:29,767 We've got to sell some tickets. You said sorry to me. 254 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,975 I did. You said sorry and then it was so nice that 255 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,600 we decided to stay in. And we stayed... 256 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,808 You offered to stay, I'm making you go. 257 00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:39,142 Suddenly, we're right back here, aren't we? 258 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:40,267 We're right back. 259 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,850 Lots of people know her. 260 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:46,225 Can you stop? Please stop this, okay? 261 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,767 It is not cool that you make this whole thing 262 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,100 about motherfucking Rachel. 263 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,665 (PHONE RINGING) 264 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,957 MIKE. 265 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,392 MIKE: The Shakespeare extravaganza is off. 266 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,642 What do you mean off? We've had some serious health 267 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:07,975 and safety issues at the theater today. The theater is closed, 268 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,350 I'm up to my fucking eyeballs here, mate. 269 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:14,142 Okay, before you say the theater is... before you all get all... 270 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,642 "The theater is closed," how long is it going to take to fix it? 271 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:23,642 MIKE: God, we're talking about at least two, three weeks minimum. 272 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,433 Three weeks. See, he's probably going to show in four days, mate. 273 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:30,100 But you can't... Hold up, what? 274 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:34,517 I'm not putting the lives of the public at risk. I'm sorry, but this is it. 275 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,058 I'm going to jump in the Van now. Shit, yeah. 276 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,683 I'm up to my ankles in shit. 277 00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:41,100 Oh, my god! I can't come there. 278 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,517 Of course you can, I can't get there you got to drive me down there. 279 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,433 I didn't realize what time it is, I have a meeting. 280 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:46,975 Gillian's going to drive me 281 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,600 down there now in the Van but I have... have... 282 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,100 I'll speak to you in a minute, okay? 283 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,558 Okay, on the way, on the way. 284 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:54,267 Okay, I'm going. Bye. Come on. 285 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,850 I'm not driving you down there now. 286 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,225 I actually do have a meeting. 287 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,433 Schedule it again. Change it. 288 00:13:58,457 --> 00:13:59,600 I've been preparing for this. 289 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,100 I've already redrafted the play, 290 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,267 for this very meeting. I have to go. 291 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,892 There's sewage seeping 292 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,142 all through the place. 293 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,642 Seepage were the words he said. 294 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,183 Yes. It's going to be everywhere, 295 00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,433 so we can't really just... I'm going. 296 00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:13,517 No, you can't just go like that. Where do you think you're going? 297 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:16,767 Come on! What are they gonna... 298 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,166 How I'm I going to get down there now? 299 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,100 You're going to leave me here like this? 300 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,600 (ENGINE STARTS) How I'm I going to get to Mike's? 301 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,683 Sorry? Are you seriously just going to leave me 302 00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:28,475 here now, knowing you're just going to leave now? Yeah. 303 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,267 You're just going to drive away now? Yeah. 304 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,125 But I love you. What? You've got to be... 305 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,183 She's but... 306 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,625 (MUSIC) 307 00:14:38,957 --> 00:14:40,183 You... 308 00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:41,582 (SOFT MUSIC) 309 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,225 Oll? What? 310 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,041 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 311 00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:06,058 I've been walking like... And you just been... 312 00:15:06,082 --> 00:15:07,475 Sitting. 313 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,183 Hi. (LAUGHS) Hiya. 314 00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:11,725 Hi, hi you. Hi. 315 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,975 Look I'm... You're so funny. 316 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,517 I just want to say to you straight away 317 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,600 I'm so sorry 318 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,683 that we couldn't make it last night. I'm so sorry. 319 00:15:19,707 --> 00:15:24,767 Not cool. I knew it was going to be not cool, but as well. 320 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,666 One cooks and shops and chops and marinades, and... 321 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,433 Six hours. 322 00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,665 Delicious sticky barbecue sauce. 323 00:15:34,582 --> 00:15:36,183 I'm joking. (LAUGHS) 324 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,225 I don't give a fuck. I'm joking. 325 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,600 Oh, really? You believed me. 326 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,308 I did, I totally did 327 00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,558 believe you as well, yeah, wow. 328 00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,975 Whoa, okay, so we're okay, yeah? 329 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,100 We're fine. We're good to forget. 330 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,475 We missed you and Gillian. 331 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,350 I did a little thing for her. 332 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,500 Did you? 333 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,975 It's too keen, isn't it? No, it's just kind of, you know. 334 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,600 It's fine. 335 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,017 She's hard nut to crack, isn't she? 336 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:06,392 No, not that, you came into a slightly tense environment. 337 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,725 I know you're a bit worried about it, but Gillian 338 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,933 we were talking about you, you fantastically run the stage. 339 00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,683 Yeah, you were in a bunch of professional actors 340 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,892 and you just kind of, 341 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:20,558 entered and naturally have a feel for the language. Stop it. 342 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,142 Yeah, it's just that Gillian has even mentioned 343 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,058 about you maybe kind of 344 00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:26,308 on a poster or something if we could... 345 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,975 Okay, you're taking the Mick now. 346 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,183 I wish I was, but I'm not. That was all her. 347 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:31,808 Because I've always thought about it. It was all her. 348 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:32,975 We were talking about it. 349 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,225 From women's eyes 350 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,100 this doctrine I derive 351 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:42,225 to sparkle still the right Promethean fire. 352 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,933 Hark, what is that I hear? 353 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:47,100 Gillian's men are slaying? 354 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,725 I must go in the middle of the night 355 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,225 and seek for all of us comfort. 356 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:56,017 Look, I'm really sorry, but I've got to go. 357 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,142 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm not going to always do this to you, 358 00:16:58,165 --> 00:17:00,475 but I've got to get to the pavilion. 359 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,767 I'll walk with you. Are you sure? I don't want to force you to go. 360 00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,726 No, no. I was going that way. Yeah? 361 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,058 Yeah, yeah. It is so nice to see you. (PHONE RINGING) 362 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,226 (VOICE MAIL) Hello, you've got through to Oliver's phone, 363 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,083 please leave a message after the tone. 364 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,058 Hi, Ollie, it's Gillian. 365 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:21,083 I got here in one piece, and... 366 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:26,892 Listen, I'm sorry for the way everything just went down. 367 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,058 I was just too nervous about this morning 368 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,208 and I should have been more communicative. 369 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,558 I wish I could get you on the phone. 370 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:37,601 I was thinking about the show, 371 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:42,976 and I thought maybe what if we just changed the venue or like push it back? 372 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,308 I mean these kinds of things happen. 373 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,392 I mean, this is not the end, the be-all end-all. 374 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:52,517 And, anyway, let me know what you think 375 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:59,458 and I love you and call me later. Okay, bye. 376 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,250 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 377 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:13,058 Can I show you something? It started growing. You have as well. 378 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,558 I have. 379 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,808 It does... Did you just sniff your armpit? 380 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,808 Did you just (SNIFFS) Your own armpit? 381 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,415 Don't you find it sort of sexy? 382 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,183 No, you don't have to do that. 383 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,601 Why? What? 384 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,142 It's alright, you don't have to. 385 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,125 Come back up here. 386 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,165 Sorry, it doesn't work for me. 387 00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:52,767 Okay. Yeah. Alright, I don't... it's not you. 388 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:55,351 I just don't, you know I don't... Anyone, not with anyone. 389 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,500 I just don't... I'm not... I just don't. 390 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,540 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 391 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,540 (MOANS) 392 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:11,808 No, don't come in. Don't come in. You are not coming in. 393 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,183 The whole thing's fucked up. Yeah, but it's going to be alright. 394 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,183 No. We've got four days, so that's going to be plenty of time. 395 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,683 It's not going to be alright for weeks. 396 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,142 Can I have a look? 397 00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:21,142 You don't want to see. Look, look. 398 00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:23,351 I do want... Just cancel it. You're gonna have to do 399 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,808 your Shakespeare somewhere else. It's off, it's not my problem. 400 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,808 This just seems like such a shame really, because you put so much work into this. 401 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:34,808 That's one of the things you do have, you have a great show, 402 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,392 you have a 403 00:19:38,415 --> 00:19:42,142 talented director, you have people who are coming. 404 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:45,392 What you're missing is a venue. Yeah, we haven't got that anymore, have we? 405 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,101 That's what we've not got, is that. Why don't I call my dad and see 406 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:52,726 if we can get like some sort of temporary structure or 407 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,267 some sort of, I don't know, 408 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:56,415 uhm, marquee or something. 409 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,375 A marquee would work, couldn't it? 410 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:06,767 JERRY: This is it. Oh, my god. 411 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,558 My woman cave. Wow! 412 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,976 Incredible, isn't it. God, it's amazing. 413 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,892 It's amazing. It gives me vertigo just looking at it. 414 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,892 I mean, we can have about five minutes here. 415 00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:21,351 Thanks, yeah, I'd love that. (YELLS) Oh, my god. 416 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:25,851 I know, it's amazing. (HOWLS) Oh, my god, the sound is so good. 417 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,517 I know. 418 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,392 (SINGING) 419 00:20:30,415 --> 00:20:33,476 (LAUGHS) You'd have to be a trained singer 420 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,476 to make that sound good, but (SCREAMS). 421 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,683 Hoo! It's fun, isn't it? 422 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,833 (HOWLS) 423 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:47,017 No, but just hold on. (HOWLS) Yeah. 424 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,142 Yeah. Yeehaw! 425 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,708 (LAUGHTER) 426 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,601 Don't touch that. No, I wasn't actually. 427 00:20:55,625 --> 00:21:00,726 It's sort of greaseproof. If you're worried about how far back it goes 428 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,183 it goes back a fuck up a long way. Right, yeah. 429 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,517 Their apartment, I think is going to be on this side and then to the left of it 430 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:10,017 is going to be, you know, everything else happened outside 431 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,726 the apartment, but you'll always see the apartment. 432 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:16,183 And then I was thinking, when they're watching that play 433 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,226 you know, I think it's going to be something a bit like Hamilton. 434 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,808 They're sitting on their chairs, they're sitting side by side, 435 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,808 the audience is the audience, who do you fancy? 436 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,642 Then it's really small, like... which is nice in contrast to how big the room is. 437 00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:31,392 Then he's like "not going to answer that, that's a trick question." 438 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,851 And then she's like, "just tell me who you fancy I don't think you want 439 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:39,933 to fuck them or anything but who do you fancy?" Oscar, I read your letter. 440 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:43,976 I don't do it good because I'm not an actor but... I don't want to go through it. 441 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,767 He's like, "shut the fuck up, Rachel" you know, because he loves her. 442 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:51,726 I love saying fuck in this room in particular because it feels like 443 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:56,808 such a... with this, the acoustics in here I think will be really... 444 00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:00,683 If you can get fucking to it, then that will sell tickets. 445 00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,017 As many fucks on the page as you can. Yeah. 446 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,101 A couple of cunts, that bums on seats. I can do that. Yeah. 447 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,683 Because you're a female writer yeah. 448 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,683 So people, they don't want to come in 449 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,976 and watch something about a '50s housewife, you know? 450 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,183 No. They want to come in and they want to see some fucking 451 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,433 some rimming, and some like, fisting, and whatever you've got. 452 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,726 I want to eat your body, I want to eat you. 453 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,726 Like you know when you love someone so much 454 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:25,183 that you just want to consume them? 455 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,351 You wish you could put that person inside you. 456 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,750 Do you want to go to lunch? 457 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,208 Yeah. Are you hungry? 458 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:38,183 Oh, so, okay. Yeah, I am starving actually. I would love, yeah. 459 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:40,226 I'm buying. Thank you. 460 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,040 (MUSIC) 461 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,000 (PHONE RINGS) 462 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,665 Oh, it's Gerald. Right, right, right. 463 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,101 Hi Gerald, it's Rachel. 464 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:03,583 Thanks for calling me back. Rachel, dick's daughter. 465 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:09,267 Dick. Dick. Yes, his daughter. 466 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:12,351 Hi, some friends of mine, lovely people, 467 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,558 they've put together this Shakespeare festival. 468 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:18,433 They're really into plays and actors and things. 469 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:21,433 And unfortunately, the pavilion that they were going to host it at 470 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,958 has fallen through. 471 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:31,000 Yeah, no, I didn't think that would... 472 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,183 Amazing! Thank you! 473 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,290 Thank you, Gerald, that's so kind. 474 00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:40,290 Yeah, I'm on Facebook. 475 00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:45,142 Okay, bye now. 476 00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:50,392 Yeah, bye, will do. Yeah, bye. Done. 477 00:23:50,415 --> 00:23:53,433 Just done? Done? We've got a marquee? 478 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,433 We have a marquee. We've got a marquee! We've got a marquee! 479 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,642 We've got a marquee! 480 00:23:57,665 --> 00:23:59,915 (LAUGHTER) 481 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,915 (CLEARS THROAT) 482 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875 We've got a marquee! (LAUGHTER) 483 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,683 We've got a marquee! Are you serious? 484 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:13,308 I mean I... I made one call. 485 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,226 Congratulations. To the marquee. 486 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,517 To the marquee. To the marquee. 487 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,142 Yeah. We've got a marquee. 488 00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:22,017 You've got a marquee. Don't move. 489 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,017 I've got half a marquee with you. 490 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,708 I've got half a marquee with you, mate. 491 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,040 (SIGHS) 492 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,142 God, it's so slow, I can't believe it. 493 00:24:45,165 --> 00:24:47,083 Okay. Downing one. 494 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:57,433 Oooh, I just find that wakes me up for some reason. 495 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,308 I know. No, it burns really good right here. 496 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,058 Here I'm kind of a big fish in a small pond, 497 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,601 but I like being a big fish. Yeah, who doesn't? 498 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,642 Who would want to be a small fish? 499 00:25:06,665 --> 00:25:09,058 Do you know what I mean? I'm sort of a big fish in a small pond too in the sense 500 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:11,058 that amongst my friends 501 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:14,226 I'm like the loudest, funniest one. 502 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:18,101 Yeah, that's so funny, we have so much in common. 503 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:22,517 Yeah. I've had several really terrible experiences with men 504 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,351 and that's what I liked about your play. 505 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:30,625 You just captured the complete pointlessness of men. 506 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,958 Right. I see you as a bright light. 507 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,476 And I mean, you know, there's a point in your life where you have to say 508 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:45,058 "I'm great, I'm fantastic. I am the light. I am the light." 509 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,058 I say it to myself all the time. 510 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,833 "I'm a fantastic woman." 511 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,142 I look in the mirror and I think: 512 00:25:52,165 --> 00:25:55,517 "Yeah, you don't need anyone." Yeah. 513 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:59,976 And who needs a relationship when they keep fucking you up? 514 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,017 (LAUGHS) Do you know what I just feel like you're all the way over there 515 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,083 yeah. And I'm sort of shouting and there's a space here. 516 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,308 The thing is, I should have sat there in the beginning 517 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,683 but I really have to go now 518 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:19,183 why? Because I feel like I've had one too many already 519 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,101 and I should get going. You know it's just... 520 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,708 That's a shame, I just feel like we've got much more to talk about the play. 521 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,892 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 522 00:26:28,915 --> 00:26:31,017 Absolutely. I agree actually, 523 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,351 I don't even know what I was thinking. 524 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,833 I mean what are your priorities, right? 525 00:26:36,915 --> 00:26:41,726 Are you asking me? Yeah, I want to get into the core of you. 526 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,142 You've got so much going for you, you're photogenic. 527 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,101 I don't want to be like, sleazy about that 528 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:49,142 but the thing is that sells. You can do a lot of press. 529 00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:51,726 Oh my god. So we're going to put you on the poster. 530 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,808 What do you mean I'm going on a poster? Of course you are. 531 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:58,892 Shut up. I mean, I would actually like to keep my face out of it as much possible. 532 00:26:58,915 --> 00:26:59,851 No. No? 533 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:00,892 No. Okay. 534 00:27:00,915 --> 00:27:03,017 No. I got to put a... no. 535 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,642 Why? You are the play. 536 00:27:06,665 --> 00:27:08,808 I'm the play? You are the play. 537 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:12,433 Well, I just sort of thought the play was the play. 538 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:17,540 I just think a couple more of this and the play is on. 539 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:24,165 Wait, what do you mean the play is on? Clarify. 540 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:30,058 Oh, my god, yeah, the play is on. 541 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,683 Let's get a pen and paper. 542 00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:34,601 No, let's fucking carve it in my arms. 543 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:38,517 Let's get another drink. I would love another one, thank you. 544 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,892 The same again or two? Okay. 545 00:27:40,915 --> 00:27:42,933 Two and a shot? Okay, okay, okay. 546 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:46,267 Absolutely fine, let's drink up. Yeah, okay. 547 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,665 Thank you. 548 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:50,915 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 549 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,790 (ROCK MUSIC) 550 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,267 JEFF: She left me for another woman. 551 00:28:36,290 --> 00:28:39,351 I'm a laughing stock. She doesn't get you. 552 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:41,767 She doesn't get you. She doesn't get essence of me. 553 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:44,101 Even my kids think I'm an idiot. 554 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,017 Who cares about it? Who cares, really? 555 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,833 But I still love her. I love her so much. 556 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,290 Oh, my god. 557 00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:56,101 Look at this hair. 558 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,540 (INDISTINCT) 559 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,392 (LOUD MUSIC) 560 00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:02,915 (PHONE RINGS) 561 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:06,976 Hello! Oliver! 562 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,642 Yeah. Hello, you alright? 563 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:12,183 Yeah, I'm good. What are you doing? 564 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:16,101 Wait a minute, it's quite loud here, wait a minute. 565 00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:17,415 Yeah, are you alright? 566 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,767 Yeah, it's all good, just having a couple of people. 567 00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:24,433 Nothing, just listening to stuff. Are you alright? 568 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:28,183 That sounds fun. That sounds so... I'm still in Cardiff. 569 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,767 It went so well. Okay. 570 00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:32,726 So well! Good, good. 571 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:37,142 Ollie, are you there? Yeah, I'm here, I'm here. 572 00:29:37,165 --> 00:29:39,851 I said my play is going to get produced. 573 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,165 That's great stuff, that's good, so when are you coming home? 574 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,642 Well, here's the thing I've had a couple of drinks, not many. 575 00:29:47,665 --> 00:29:52,017 Not like a... just like one or two, but I don't want to drive 576 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,558 because I think that would be irresponsible. 577 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,915 I thought you were at a meeting. 578 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,226 I thought you had a meeting. 579 00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:00,226 You're right, I know. I was, 580 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:04,517 but we had a drink to celebrate. Because you know... 581 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:05,933 Are you going to get back then? 582 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:08,767 Do you want me to come home? 583 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:11,767 Yeah, of course, I do. You just... Do you? 584 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:14,351 Yeah, course I do. Of course, I want you to come back. I want to come home. 585 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,892 Well, yeah. Where else are you going to go 586 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,351 if you don't come home? 587 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,267 Alright. I love you. 588 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:20,892 Yeah! Yeah! 589 00:30:20,915 --> 00:30:23,683 Okay. It's good here. It's good, yeah. 590 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,808 Okay. Alright, then. 591 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:28,017 I was hoping... Just get in a taxi, I'll see you in a bit. 592 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,058 Yeah, I'll jump in a cab. I'll see you 593 00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,333 when you get back here, yeah? 594 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,415 Can I... Hey, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie. 595 00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:37,500 Great. 596 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:46,125 Wow, we're going there, aren't we? Cheers. 597 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,708 Do you want to come to my place? Yes. 598 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,808 Yeah. 599 00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,708 (ROCK MUSIC) 600 00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:09,808 When I meet Gill, I mean the girl that he meets 601 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,726 sort of this nice, normal girl. 602 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,976 You look amazing in that. 603 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,958 In this? 604 00:31:22,165 --> 00:31:23,833 Slowly kiss me. 605 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,851 (ROCK MUSIC) 606 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,083 (MUTED TALK) 607 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:37,083 (MUTED TALK) 608 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,933 Kiss me. Just kiss you? 609 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:54,017 You're not scared, are you? No, I'm just... I'm not. 610 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,165 (ROCK MUSIC) 611 00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:10,458 (LAUGHTER) 612 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,933 Oh, my god. What? 613 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,392 Some more kissing, is it? 614 00:32:17,415 --> 00:32:18,540 (ELECTRIC GUITAR) 615 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:41,642 (MUSIC ENDS) 616 00:32:41,665 --> 00:32:43,915 (SNORING) 617 00:32:45,915 --> 00:32:48,726 (KNOCK ON THE DOOR) 618 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,933 (HEAVY BREATHING) 619 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:53,433 (KNOCKING) 620 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,415 (LOUD KNOCKING) 621 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,583 Ah, fucking hell. 622 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,351 Oh, my god, babe, where have you been? 623 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,750 Are you alright? Mm-hmm. 624 00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,000 (OLIVER MOANS) 625 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:15,642 Where have you been? I've been out. 626 00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:18,601 I've been out. Out? That's what I'm going to get? Out? 627 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,851 (MOANING) 628 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,517 Come on, how did you not... 629 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:24,808 I love you. Just come here, just shut up. 630 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,540 Just shut up, and come and cuddle. 631 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,583 (OLIVER MOANS) 632 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,625 (GILLIAN MOANS) 633 00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:37,500 Oliver. Yeah. 634 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,415 Do you promise you'll never leave me? 635 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,708 You alright, babe? 636 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:58,726 Hey. Yeah, I'm good. I feel good. 637 00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:59,851 Yeah? Yeah. 638 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:02,017 Are you sure? Mm-hmm. 639 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,750 (SWALLOWING AND SMATTERING) 640 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,708 30 seconds. 28. 641 00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:35,059 I think it's a really good thing that it's done. 642 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,476 What? That we've had this little kind of, 643 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,059 I don't know, little blip. 644 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,891 If we can get through that... 645 00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,141 (MAKING BUBBLES) 646 00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:47,934 If I can get through that as well as everything else, we'll be fine. 647 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:50,059 I would hope so. You can't hope it, 648 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,766 you've got to be more positive than that, we will do it. 649 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:58,976 I do want to say sorry, I don't want to just brush it off like that. 650 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,641 I am sorry that I came last night. 651 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,059 Came back this morning actually. 652 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,976 Just forget about it now I guess, yeah? Just move on from it. 653 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,684 Yeah. 654 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:14,601 It's a blip and now it's done, so that's good. 655 00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:17,809 It makes us stronger, actually. 656 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:19,641 Yeah. Yeah? 657 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:24,351 Maybe when we get through enough off these. 658 00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,476 Hopefully, this is the one. No more of these. 659 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:30,559 Yeah, well no... I don't fancy any more of those. 660 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:34,708 Maybe we'll have a baby? Yeah. 661 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,476 Yeah! Yeah. 662 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,434 Yeah. Yeah! 663 00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:45,101 Yeah, but you have to have sex with me to have a baby. 664 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:47,916 Yeah, I know that. We have sex, we're normally like... 665 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,016 Oh, uhm. We have some. 666 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,351 We do it a lot at home. 667 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,083 We don't. We've done it in the kitchen. 668 00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:04,016 We did. We didn't even take our shoes off and we came in here 669 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:06,434 and then I did you over the kitchen thing, didn't I? 670 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:10,101 I mean, you were having it and we were on that table. Stop it! 671 00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:13,891 Oh, please, I don't like the way you talk about me. What are you talking about? 672 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:18,476 Did you not come fucking... Like I'm a project. Stop! 673 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,766 I think you were thinking about the moves then, because we did the moves the first time 674 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:24,351 and then you wanted the moves again if I remember. Stop with the moves! 675 00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,891 Okay, the... The fact that you can go 676 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:29,559 "remember this time, remember this time, remember this time", 677 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,266 well, it should just be all one big blur. 678 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,976 You remember the time because isn't it every day, baby? 679 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,851 I can't do it every... come on you've got to have a bit of sense now as well, every day? 680 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,434 Cool head, that's just being daft as well. 681 00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:44,750 Nobody does it every day, you only need to do it once to have a baby, anyway. 682 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,625 (COOKER IGNITER SOUND). 683 00:36:55,375 --> 00:37:00,016 Do we have any garlic? No, I didn't... sorry I didn't know we needed any. 684 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:03,309 It'll be a garlic-less pasta sauce. 685 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,458 Alright. 686 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:13,434 Garlic won't make a difference anyway really. It won't, you know what? 687 00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,583 It'll be fine. It... 688 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:22,059 Fuck it, it will. Let's not pretend, right? Already. 689 00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,250 I like it anyway. 690 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,083 (MOANS) 691 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:36,500 How is that? 692 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,684 It's alright. It's alright, yeah. 693 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:40,976 It's alright. It's a bit sweet. 694 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,541 It's not the best, not. 695 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,226 No, it was good. It was a good night. 696 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:51,141 I'm glad that I went, I'm glad that I stayed late, not that late obviously 697 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:55,391 I could have done without that, but it was good for 698 00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,500 the job, it was good for the relationship, you know. 699 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:01,434 You want to stay in their consciousness 700 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:04,226 you want them to be thinking about you the next day like "yeah, I love that girl." 701 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:07,266 She was liking your play. Liking your play. 702 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:09,266 She loves my... of course she loves my play. Good. 703 00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:12,101 That is what's so validating is just to have someone, 704 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,976 you know, who's not my family member, not someone who loves me, think that 705 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,726 what I'm making is brilliant, you know. 706 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,559 It's funny because she is so fucking smart. 707 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,766 She's so on it, especially with this kind of stuff. 708 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:27,891 We really, like, we really understand, she likes the same plays 709 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,309 and it was just like boom, boom, boom, boom. 710 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,641 And do you know it's good. 711 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:35,891 That... this was wild, but like, I kissed her. 712 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:38,809 I mean she kissed me, but, yeah. 713 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:39,809 We kissed. 714 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,141 Like what? 715 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:48,559 I just... that is so... (LAUGHS) It's so not me. 716 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:49,916 I kissed a girl. 717 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:55,434 (LAUGHS) I Li... like snogged. 718 00:38:55,458 --> 00:39:01,059 Like properly like: "Oh, my god, what am I doing? I must be so drunk." 719 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,059 Wow! Is it just in your 30's that you start being like: 720 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:06,391 "Whatever, I'm just going to kiss some girl now." 721 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:07,541 I totally kissed her. 722 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,583 Just... 723 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,083 I guess I should have done it in high school and got that out my system. 724 00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,500 I'm kind of... 725 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,934 So did I. 726 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:22,184 Shut up! What are you... don't even. 727 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:24,791 You got... I got kissed by someone as well. 728 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,583 (LAUGHTER) 729 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:38,000 What? That's not the same, is it though? 730 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,958 No, it's not exactly the same, but it's... 731 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,559 Similar. It's not. I don't think it's the same at all. 732 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,934 Other people can kiss girls as well, not just you, maybe. 733 00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:53,101 Of course they can... of course other people can kiss girls. 734 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,476 Maybe other girls want to kiss me. 735 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,934 Maybe somebody kissed me last night. 736 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,059 I'm sure other people want to kiss you 737 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:01,059 I want to kiss you all the fucking time. 738 00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:02,476 I know somebody else wanted to kiss me 739 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,750 because I kissed someone else last night. 740 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,541 A bit of fun. 741 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,434 (DEEP BREATH) 742 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,625 Uhm... 743 00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:27,500 Wow, who did you kiss? 744 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,391 I don't want to know. I don't want to know who you kissed. 745 00:40:33,416 --> 00:40:35,934 You do know. I don't want to know who you kissed. 746 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,934 Okay. Actually, just don't even fucking tell me. 747 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:42,434 I won't then. I won't. Don't fucking... do not even try. 748 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,958 Whatever you did is not the same as what I did. 749 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,375 No, I wasn't up all night. 750 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:52,166 Uhm... 751 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:06,291 Yeah? Yeah. 752 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,391 (GILLIAN SCOFFS) 753 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:13,166 OLIVER: Yeah, just... 754 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:20,184 Oh, shit! I forgot the spaghetti. 755 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:25,559 Do you know what? I cannot believe what is going on? It's a bit dry. 756 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:29,059 That was always gonna happen with that heat on it. 757 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:32,476 I knew it! I knew Rachel liked you. I knew she liked you. 758 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,266 Yeah, but it was not... I knew it. I knew she had a crush on you. 759 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,226 I called it. 760 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,208 OLIVER: It was... 761 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:03,916 RACHEL: Hi, guys! 762 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,291 Guys! 763 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:08,458 Hiya. 764 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:14,391 Hi! Wow! Oh, my god! 765 00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,851 It's good, isn't it? Yeah. 766 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,016 GILLIAN: Thank you. 767 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:20,000 Yeah, wow! Yeah. 768 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,391 Don't let us stop you. If we're in the middle of it, don't let it stop you, though. 769 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,976 Because we got to... I'll leave you to it. 770 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,016 Okay. Yeah. 771 00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,516 Bye, guys. Okay, bye-bye now, ta-ta. 772 00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:34,016 Ta-ta. RACHEL: Bye! Bye! 773 00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:37,559 Thank you for both turning up. We've got a problem with the actors. 774 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:39,766 What's wrong? The actors are saying that they don't think 775 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,766 you were really into this. That's not the point. 776 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:44,476 It doesn't matter what I want and don't want, we're here 777 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,516 to do a job, aren't we, Jeff? Am I not there and present every fucking day, am I not? 778 00:42:48,541 --> 00:42:51,266 I'm sorry, what more do you want? Do you want me to love it? Let's do your play. 779 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,309 Just telling you what the actors have said. 780 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,184 Let's do your play. What do you mean let's do my play? 781 00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:58,641 What about your mom? Forget about my mother. 782 00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:01,434 My mother will just sit there and be happy with anything. 783 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:03,934 No, she won't be happy. There's a tent and there'll be a play 784 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:07,125 and my mother will be happy. If we do yours, I'll be happy. 785 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:12,809 It's ready, let's just do it. JEFF: Come on, guys. 786 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,934 Let me ask them. Let me just show them Jeff's right, let's do it. 787 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:16,976 I want to hear their thoughts. Let's go and ask them and see. 788 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,766 I want to see who would... 789 00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,500 Just give me a second. 790 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,500 Are you guys okay? Yeah, we're fine. 791 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,934 DAVID: I used to come down here with your mother. 792 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,309 OLIVER: Yeah? DAVID: Yeah, we were courting. 793 00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:43,516 (LAUGHS) 794 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,208 All those years ago. Yeah. 795 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,541 Things aren't going the best, really. What, with you and Gillian? 796 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,583 Yeah. Why? 797 00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:00,809 I've done some things wrong. 798 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:03,833 What did you... come on. 799 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,708 I kissed Rachel. 800 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:14,391 It was just... Just kissed her? 801 00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:17,766 Just kissed her. She kissed me back. 802 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:21,641 There's nothing wrong kissing somebody else, you know, I mean. 803 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:24,809 Isn't there? No, Christ no. She's a lovely girl. 804 00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:29,934 She is, yeah. And I... even an old twat like me 805 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:33,291 I can realize that she's a very, very, very attractive girl. 806 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:38,309 Alright. I wouldn't blame you for a minute. 807 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:41,101 It's a bit more complicated. What? 808 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:43,891 It's a bit more complicated. What, do you mean you... 809 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:48,766 No, not me doing anything, but Gillian, 810 00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,891 she kissed a lady as well, though. I kissed a woman 811 00:44:50,916 --> 00:44:52,684 and she kissed a woman. What? 812 00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,226 Yeah. 813 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:57,458 Gillian? Yeah. 814 00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:01,641 Oh, god. 815 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:05,666 I thought that that was a bloody, you know... but... 816 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:11,141 One of them women. Yeah. 817 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:14,601 Lesbian, dad, you can say it, it's alright. Alright, a fucking lesbian. 818 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:17,766 Yeah, you can still say lesbian without the fucking, 819 00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:20,641 it's alright. I don't think she is one. 820 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:24,684 No, I don't think she is either. Christ, it's just one of those... 821 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:28,516 You know, one of those... 822 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:30,516 She did say she was drunk. 823 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:31,934 There you go then. There you are. 824 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,601 I mean that's it, isn't it? 825 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:37,266 It's as simple as that. You know. 826 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:41,059 I just love her, dad. I cant... I know that. 827 00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:45,684 She's a good kid. She's stuck by you like give, really. 828 00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:48,266 She deserves a medal, actually for putting up with you. 829 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:50,351 (LAUGHS) No, she does. 830 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,809 She does. Great pep talk, dad. 831 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,891 She deserves a medal for putting up with me. 832 00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:58,891 It's the beer talking. The fuck it is. 833 00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,391 She has stuck around, though, hasn't she? 834 00:46:00,416 --> 00:46:04,101 Yeah. I mean, maybe if you had a job, 835 00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:08,184 a proper, proper job. Well, I've got a job. 836 00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:10,184 Deejaying is a proper job, is it? 837 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,141 Well, yeah. 838 00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:16,059 How much do you make on that? 150 quid a week? 839 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:19,434 A night... 150 quid a night. A night, how many nights a week? 840 00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:22,309 One night a week. One night a week, 150 quid a week? 841 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:25,516 Alright. 150 quid a week, that's what it's about? 842 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,351 Yeah. Yeah. 843 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:30,141 What I suggest you do now, is you go out, right? 844 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:32,934 Go all the home, don't stop, okay? 845 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:37,059 Yeah. You pick up a meal, takeaway, an Indian or Chinese. 846 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,476 She likes Chinese, doesn't she? Yeah. 847 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,934 Chinese, okay. Yeah. 848 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:43,476 Flowers, right? Yeah, the full shebang. 849 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,391 Women love that. Yeah? 850 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:50,266 They do. You need to sort it out. Just sort it out. 851 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,458 Right. 852 00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:56,583 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 853 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:02,583 Just like... I'm young. 854 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:09,726 Just because you kissed a girl, doesn't mean you don't love your husband. 855 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,041 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 856 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:22,226 I love my husband, that doesn't mean I don't like to have sex as well with girls. 857 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:26,016 I think that's what people do as a rite of passage, isn't it? 858 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,666 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 859 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,851 He loves girls too, he loves a girl named Rachel. 860 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:35,000 That's amazing. 861 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:39,559 We're not... We're not the conventional sort. 862 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:42,333 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 863 00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:57,226 Matt, wow, hi. Gillian, been looking for you. 864 00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,309 What are you doing here? (LAUGHS) Ollie's not here. 865 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:04,434 I'm not here for Ollie, I'm here for you. 866 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:07,391 You got me flowers. Can you just listen. 867 00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:09,184 I just want to talk to you, if that's alright? 868 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,641 Okay. 869 00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:12,309 You know I went to London and I went 870 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:13,891 to get away because 871 00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:16,059 you're with my mate and that's not right 872 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,351 that I should have the thoughts that I have, but I have them 873 00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,184 and I've decided... Hold on right there. 874 00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:22,184 Just come in, come in a sec. 875 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,141 I would like that very much. 876 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:26,516 What are you talking about? It made me realize something. 877 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,809 The right thing to do, is to be with you. 878 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:32,226 Now, I know that maybe you think "you like, as in you like writing" 879 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:36,141 and maybe you think I can't be that sort of guy, but I can be. 880 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:39,141 I wrote you a poem. Can I read it to you? 881 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,809 Oh, yeah, please, I'd love to hear your poem. 882 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,833 I've never written before, I've done this for you. 883 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,309 It's called Gillian. Okay. 884 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:52,976 I think of you night and day and how you'd be the greatest lay. 885 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,559 I think of us together at last. 886 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:58,766 I think of banging you out on the grass 887 00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:04,458 to kiss your neck would be my task, but in the end, I'd want your ass. 888 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:09,516 There is no one finer from here to north Carolina, 889 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:13,016 and if you don't mind, I'd like to kiss your vagina. 890 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:14,976 Oh, my god, yeah. 891 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,601 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 892 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,375 That was so good. 893 00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:32,934 Hello, babe, you alright? 894 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:34,250 (MOANING) 895 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:38,000 I feel like I'm deep inside you. 896 00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:41,559 If she's in there with you, I'm coming in now! 897 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,309 I'm just telling you now, GILLIAN: Don't be so fucking loud. 898 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:45,625 I don't know what's going... 899 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:54,125 You alright, mate? Alright. 900 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,684 You know it's not been right between you two 901 00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,641 and you know it's always been right between us. 902 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:04,351 You need someone your own size, and she's my fit. 903 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:07,516 Matt. In many ways, I've done you a favor. 904 00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:10,891 You need to just stop. Just go. 905 00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:12,684 MATT: I'll be waiting. I don't think? 906 00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:17,625 I know. What are you... What are you doing? 907 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:25,476 You fell in love with someone. Oh, god! 908 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,059 "In love with someone." Of course I'm not. 909 00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:30,559 I don't believe it for a second. I think you're just saying that 910 00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:33,101 and I think you've fallen in love with her, and I think you kissing her 911 00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:36,226 is worse than any fucking dick I could take in my pussy, right now. 912 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,601 I'm in love with you. What the fuck do you mean with some connection? 913 00:50:38,625 --> 00:50:40,684 I don't believe you for a second that you're in love with me. 914 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,726 I can see you connecting just now. 915 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,934 You've had a woman and man. 916 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,476 I've just have one kiss. 917 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,601 What are we even doing? 918 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,809 I don't know, I'm not doing anything. 919 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,226 You're the one doing everyone. 920 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:53,391 That's the thing, that's the thing. 921 00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:58,375 You think that, is you think you're not doing anything. Get out. 922 00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:03,891 Come on, grow up. What do you mean, "get out"? 923 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:07,726 "Come on, grow up." Why am I grow... grow up? Get out. Get out! 924 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:10,726 Get out! We are not doing well. Get out! 925 00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:13,041 No, no. You get out! 926 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:18,726 Get out of my mother's house! How's that? 927 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,601 Oh yeah, it's your mommy's house. You get out. 928 00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:23,016 Whose house is it? Stay in mommy's house, then. 929 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,891 Don't bring my mother into it, now! 930 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,684 You're disgusting kicking a woman out of her own fucking house. 931 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,684 OLIVER: Oh, fuck off! 932 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,250 (FATEFUL MUSIC) 933 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,250 (ROMANTIC SONG) 934 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:05,516 I'm going do really... I'm going to surprise you now. Okay, are you ready? 935 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:09,391 I'm ready? Oh, my god, you don't do it. 936 00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:11,476 Left handed. 937 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,333 That's a fit. I'm gonna be off a new drill. 938 00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:28,791 OLIVER: Are you ready? I'm going to throw to you, right? 939 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,791 Oh, sorry babe, I didn't mean to... aww! 940 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,601 That one hurt. All of me, that was all on me, that was my throw. 941 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:37,541 Come here, come here. 942 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,833 My fault. More? 943 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,166 Better, yeah? Yeah. 944 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:48,708 Thank you. 945 00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:57,309 OLIVER: Oh, yes! Did you see the way you did that? Straight up, like a boom? 946 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,184 You like when I go like that? Frisbee. 947 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,476 You look gorgeous. 948 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,500 (FATEFUL MUSIC) 949 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:19,333 You're having a think? 950 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:26,000 Are you having a think? Yeah. 951 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:30,458 It's going to take a while? 952 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,016 Can you have a think in the car? 953 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,351 It's just, 954 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,684 I forgot WWE Smackdown 955 00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:42,059 and it's on in 23 minutes. 956 00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:46,141 Hey, Matt. 957 00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,083 Yeah. 958 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,625 Do you like the beach? Yeah, I love it. 959 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:54,309 You know how parents take like a shell 960 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:57,766 and they put it to your ear, and they GO: "You know, that's the ocean." 961 00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:01,766 Yeah. My dad did that. He said: "This is the sea." 962 00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:04,516 And then, you listen and it's like (WHISTLING). 963 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:08,934 It sounds like the sea, but actually it's not. 964 00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:14,434 What is it? It's just the way that the shell is structured 965 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,059 and then, you look like a fucking idiot 966 00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:18,391 when you finally tell someone: 967 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,476 "That's the sea in there." And they're like: "No, it's not." 968 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,976 And I know he wasn't lying, he was just trying to make it nice, 969 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,309 but it actually did end up being a lie because then you believe it 970 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,208 and then, you look like a fucking idiot. Right. 971 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:31,833 It's horrible, isn't it? 972 00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,891 Yeah, yeah. 973 00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,766 I mean, it sounds like it was quite a long time ago, though, 974 00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:43,916 so, probably best not to think about it anymore. 975 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:56,125 Do you ever think about what love is? 976 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,809 Actual love? Yeah. What is it? What do people mean? 977 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:04,559 Because it's this myth, isn't it? It's just a concept. 978 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:07,726 No. Love is a thing. What is it? 979 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:11,641 It's a chemical reaction in the body. I look at you, and I love you 980 00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:14,141 and what that means is, I see you. 981 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:17,266 The image pass through my eyes to my brain 982 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,641 down to my heart, and into my knob 983 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:23,434 and I get a boner, and that means I love you, 984 00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:25,266 and you reciprocate it. 985 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:28,601 You look at me, and you see me through your eyes 986 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,059 and it goes through your head, through your heart 987 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:37,309 and you get wide on. And, if I have a boner and you have a wide on, that's love. 988 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,391 If I have a boner, and you don't have a wide on 989 00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:43,726 that's unrequited, and vice versa. 990 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:48,184 And when we kiss, that's soulmates, for that moment. 991 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:52,059 Yeah. I think you're right. 992 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,309 I am right. I think you are right. That's it, though. It's just simple. 993 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,684 It's just simple. It's just... 994 00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:59,976 People have been writing what they've been writing 995 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,351 creating what they've been creating the messes they've been making 996 00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:04,851 and the people they've been murdering for this 997 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,458 all because they're fucking horny. 998 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,891 Yeah. You might be right. 999 00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:12,916 I'm completely right. I've proved it many times. 1000 00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:17,266 You love me? 1001 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,934 Right now, I love the shit out of you. 1002 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:21,684 Do you want to love me in the Van? 1003 00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:23,516 I want to love you till you're dead. 1004 00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,875 Okay, in the car. Take me to the Van. 1005 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:31,541 One second, let me adjust this. 1006 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:37,891 You lie down, I'm just going to climb on. 1007 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:39,891 Fucking hell, hold on. 1008 00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:41,934 (ROMANTIC SONG) 1009 00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:42,875 Okay. 1010 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,666 (MOANING) 1011 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:57,684 That's so nice. That is... wait. 1012 00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:00,375 Wait, wait let me just get my leg. It's cramping. 1013 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:10,309 If you just stay still, I can just do it. If you just stay right... 1014 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,559 Just stick your tongue out. 1015 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:13,875 Mmm. 1016 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,391 What are you doing? 1017 00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:21,601 I'm doing 20 minute intervals, you know what I mean, so that... 1018 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,266 We're to start with this and we're going to move on 1019 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:26,809 (CROSS TALK) To different... yeah. 1020 00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:29,641 I'll let you know. I have a clue. 1021 00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:32,000 I've got the phone right here, baby. 1022 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,351 (MOANING) 1023 00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:37,391 (ROMANTIC SONG) 1024 00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:38,458 (MOANING) 1025 00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,833 (MOANING) 1026 00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,458 MATT: That is it? 1027 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,809 GILLIAN: This is the... MATT: So, this is it? 1028 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:07,059 GILLIAN: This is the tent? MATT: This is all yours? 1029 00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,434 GILLIAN: It's mine and Oliver's. 1030 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:11,059 The... generally... Americano? 1031 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:14,684 Hi. Good morning. You got this for me? 1032 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,809 Yeah, I know you like it. Alright, mate. 1033 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,476 Alright, yeah. Thank you. 1034 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,476 I only got one, I didn't know he was coming. 1035 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,291 That's alright, mate. Coffee is bad for you. 1036 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,226 How is this feeling for you now? Is this all looking right? 1037 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,351 Oh, wow. Okay. Did you do this? 1038 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:33,059 Yeah. And Tony set it all up. 1039 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,059 Did you put up that fabric? 1040 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,391 Yeah, I put it over the thing. That's great. Thank you. 1041 00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:40,184 It's small, because the ratio of the stage 1042 00:58:40,208 --> 00:58:42,434 to the tent is a little bit weak. 1043 00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:43,601 It's more than weak, yeah. 1044 00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:44,976 You can put stuff up to break up 1045 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,141 the white a little bit. Twigs. 1046 00:58:47,166 --> 00:58:50,601 I hate the twigs. I really hate the twigs. 1047 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:53,559 Do whatever you want, I'm not... I'll give them a try. I will give them a try. 1048 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,391 Yeah? Or we'll get something else, then, maybe? 1049 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,541 I think you're right about the foliage, actually. 1050 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:03,559 Can I... And you want these? 1051 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,208 Yeah, we can put those wherever you want. 1052 00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:09,351 Mate, can I have a word? 1053 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:12,934 Yeah, sorry, I've just got to go and have a word. Just be a minute, babe. 1054 00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:14,476 I'll just be a second, now. 1055 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,891 Yeah, be nice. 1056 00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,976 I re-did the life table. 1057 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,684 What? Scores have changed. 1058 00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:20,684 I'm amazed you're still doing this? 1059 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:21,684 Crisscross, 1060 00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:24,016 you, blank. Jeff, spots. 1061 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:28,976 Jeff, standard as usual. Girlfriends, me way more. Whys? 1062 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,766 Yes, you had one, but I fucked her. One nighters, loads more. 1063 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:36,559 Cool jobs, me, way more. Holidays... 1064 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,391 Cool jobs? Yeah, mate. I'm a personal trainer. 1065 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,266 Are you? Yes, mate. 1066 00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:43,266 Are you actually a personal trainer? Yes, mate. 1067 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,851 Or... I work with women. I make their butts bigger. 1068 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:50,351 Yeah, I'm a DJ. You are wedding DJ. It's not quite the same. 1069 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,184 What do you want? I've had the time of my life again? Alright. 1070 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:57,684 I've got a residency. You're like an uncle. You are a resident uncle. 1071 00:59:57,708 --> 01:00:00,976 I do birthday parties and I do any celebration you want 1072 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,391 really, I can go around. I do all of the stuff. 1073 01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:05,976 Moving on, holidays... Look, I gave you that. 1074 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,641 Okay. Friends, even. 1075 01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:11,016 Fashion, no competition. Feasance, no competition, 1076 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:15,684 anal, although, look, there was that one time you told me about but I'm sure that was a mistake. 1077 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:19,476 True love. True love? How have you done that? 1078 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:23,184 I should be at the top of that. Give me... You can't just be doing that, "true love" 1079 01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:25,891 just all of a sudden... Jeff's on the same as me as true love. 1080 01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:30,351 Mate, what did Rihanna say? "All's fair in love and war." 1081 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:34,726 Look, okay. All is fair and all that, but come on, now. 1082 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,601 You've had a bit of a laugh now, right? 1083 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,266 You've done that now, just... 1084 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:41,184 I've done that a few times. What do mates do? 1085 01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:44,184 They step aside when a mate finds love. 1086 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:46,559 Exactly, mate. So... And they let love bloom. 1087 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:50,641 Okay. So, as a mate, you should step aside, out of your... GILLIAN: You two, 1088 01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:53,059 would you mind? I'm just trying to work over here. 1089 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,016 Just keep it down a bit. Do you need any help moving anything? 1090 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:57,059 I can move the whole thing if you need it. 1091 01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,184 We don't need the whole thing moved 1092 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,016 we just need that moving. 1093 01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:02,059 We just... How much of the stuff did you need moved? 1094 01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,184 I can move stuff, as well. 1095 01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:04,476 I'm just trying to focus, 1096 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,016 it's hard to focus. 1097 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:07,266 OLIVER: Alright, sorry. 1098 01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:08,208 GILLIAN: It's okay. 1099 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:10,934 That's a bit childish, isn't it? 1100 01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:12,891 Bit childish, doing that like that. 1101 01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:15,958 Is it like that? Go on. 1102 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,333 (GROANING) 1103 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,833 OLIVER: Get off. 1104 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:38,625 (GROANS) 1105 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:54,559 What's that? This needs redoing? 1106 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:56,000 What're you doing there? 1107 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,434 Fighting. For a draw? It was a draw, mate. 1108 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:05,583 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 1109 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:12,000 Is there a plug hole in the tent? Yeah. 1110 01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:15,791 I love the tent. I really love it. 1111 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:19,726 It'll break up the white. Yeah. 1112 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:22,101 Why have you brought a Frisbee I thought we were working out. 1113 01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:24,059 Okay, catch it. Just keep your eye on it, 1114 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:26,726 and then you definitely will catch it. 1115 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,184 Alright, throw it. 1116 01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:30,476 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1117 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,976 Matt, what are you doing? 1118 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,059 Matt, not right here. 1119 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,766 I just wanted to play Frisbee. 1120 01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:38,351 That's all I wanted. Get on my back. 1121 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:40,351 Why? Because we're doing a workout. 1122 01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:41,601 I wanted to show you something. 1123 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,625 Okay. 1124 01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:47,516 And now what? Well, if you're not going to do it properly, 1125 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:49,059 forget it. 1126 01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:50,934 But I'm just doing what you told me to. 1127 01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:52,684 You're being heavier on purpose. Is that it? 1128 01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:53,809 Where'd the Frisbee go, then? 1129 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:54,750 Fuck the Frisbee. 1130 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:57,559 Why? Let's go get back. 1131 01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,791 We've got to set up the barbecue. 1132 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:01,601 We hardly played. 1133 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:03,250 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 1134 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,916 Oliver. Yeah? 1135 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:23,476 It's okay. It's going to be okay. 1136 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,141 It's all going to be fine, and I'm sorry for... 1137 01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:29,684 Oh, yeah, no, there's nothing to be sorry about. 1138 01:03:29,708 --> 01:03:31,976 Oh, no, I feel really awful about it. 1139 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,184 Don't feel awful about it. 1140 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:36,184 I mean, I didn't feel awful... 1141 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:39,166 Kissing you was nice. 1142 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,851 Just was a happy moment. 1143 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,184 It was just a happy moment. 1144 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:45,583 It was just a happy moment. 1145 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,083 I have to get her back. 1146 01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:02,559 What if we go to the barbecue? 1147 01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:04,226 Who's barbecue? 1148 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,476 Matt's having a barbecue at his parent's house. 1149 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,351 If we turn up together then, 1150 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:13,391 go in there fairly strong, and then you get straight in 1151 01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:18,184 in between Matt and Gillian, and just take him away. 1152 01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,351 Oh, I see. Just get him away, 1153 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,226 because he'll be really into 1154 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:25,351 the way you look, and stuff. If you can just then keep him out of the way, 1155 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:30,601 it would just really let me get... 1156 01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:31,583 I see what you're saying. 1157 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,434 Alright. Deal? 1158 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,083 Deal. Deal. 1159 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,000 You really want her back, don't you? 1160 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,791 I don't know what to do without her. 1161 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,976 Oi, you're not vegetarian, are you? What? 1162 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,226 You're not vegetarian, are you? 1163 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:54,976 No. Thank god for that. 1164 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,726 It is very picnicky. Heads up. 1165 01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:58,750 Oh, shit. 1166 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,351 In scene two, she already feels 1167 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:07,976 like their marriage is falling apart 1168 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,891 And she says: "Who do you fancy in here?" 1169 01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,934 It is a trick question. If you ask someone 1170 01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:14,766 who you're with, if they fancy... 1171 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:17,391 Who they fancy, what do you think they mean? 1172 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:20,559 They mean... Hang on, if you ask me "who do I fancy?" 1173 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,891 Yeah. You. 1174 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:24,250 Thank you. 1175 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:27,851 I was just on the phone to one of my actors, 1176 01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:32,059 she's a fucking nightmare. She's trying to infuse her own 1177 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:34,559 meanings into my writing. 1178 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:39,141 All I want her to do, is simply say the line, you know. 1179 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:43,059 Like I don't actually need her to do like pregnant pauses. 1180 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:46,184 Oh, yeah. But anyway, I just told her that. 1181 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,750 Please, just say the lines. 1182 01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,141 And... What did she say? 1183 01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:56,391 She said: "Sure." But listen 1184 01:05:56,416 --> 01:05:58,891 I just don't have a good relationship with these actors. 1185 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:01,351 They hate me, they think I'm some sort 1186 01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:04,184 of controlling bitch, but I am, because it's my play. 1187 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,766 Yeah, you're the boss. 1188 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:07,666 I'm just going to spread this blanket out. 1189 01:06:08,791 --> 01:06:10,000 Okay. 1190 01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,726 It's a nice blanket. 1191 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,125 Yeah, it's a solid blanket. 1192 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,458 Do you want to come on the blanket with me? 1193 01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,083 Well, I mean, I'm still cooking, so. 1194 01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:25,333 Very soft. 1195 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:29,309 Do you want to come lie down on it with me? 1196 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:32,333 I can't take my eyes of this, you overcook these, you ruin it. 1197 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,958 But I wanted to celebrate. 1198 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,851 What do you mean? 1199 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:43,541 Well, I want to have a celebratory shag. 1200 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:47,083 In your mom's garden. 1201 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:50,809 What are you celebrating? 1202 01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:53,541 My play being produced, finally. 1203 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:58,250 Yeah, in a tent for like 40 people. 1204 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:01,583 It's good. 1205 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,559 It's something. 1206 01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:10,016 Some people never get that, not even a tent. 1207 01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:13,684 That's true. Listen, I'd love to shag you, 1208 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:17,958 but Jeff is coming around, and my mom could walk in. 1209 01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:22,391 What we have is like... It's more than just sex. 1210 01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:24,641 Not just... you can't just have sex all the time. 1211 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,309 I love sex, I'm all about sex, 1212 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:29,875 but the fact is, there is more to life. 1213 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:33,916 Sometimes I just want to know about you. 1214 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,333 The real you. 1215 01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:38,791 Should I have brought some meat? 1216 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,434 No, I don't think so. 1217 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,976 I haven't bought anything, 1218 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,684 not even sausage. Don't worry about that, 1219 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:48,391 guys, I'm not sure this is a good idea. 1220 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:52,309 It'll be fine. It's okay, we've got quite a robust plan. 1221 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:56,184 He specifically invited me, not you guys, I mean... RACHEL: You'll be fine. 1222 01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:59,141 OLIVER: You'll be fine. You'll be absolutely fine, you'll have a lovely time, 1223 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:01,166 and I'm going to... OLIVER: Yeah, that'd be great. 1224 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:07,266 RACHEL: What a lovely house. Yeah, it's his parents' house, it's not his. It looks good. 1225 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,476 Jeffrey! How are you? 1226 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,641 I've got some people with me. 1227 01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:12,476 Great, the more the merrier. 1228 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,851 Hi. Hi. 1229 01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,225 Rachel, do you remember me? 1230 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:19,600 Rachel. Fucking hell, you look great. 1231 01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:21,141 Hello, mate. You know Oliver. 1232 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:24,707 Yeah. Hi, mate. Thank you. 1233 01:08:26,582 --> 01:08:27,500 Alright, you're alright, mate. 1234 01:08:29,582 --> 01:08:30,832 Do you mind if I... 1235 01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:34,350 RACHEL: What a lovely barbecue. Yeah. 1236 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,891 MATT: I bought some extra corn just in case any more women were coming. 1237 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,350 So corn for the girls... Meat for the boys. 1238 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:41,125 Oh, that's considerate. 1239 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:43,166 What're you doing here? 1240 01:08:44,832 --> 01:08:46,582 Jeff asked me to come along. 1241 01:08:49,582 --> 01:08:53,875 Okay, but why did you come to the barbecue? 1242 01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:58,916 I wanted to see you. 1243 01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,250 Right. 1244 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:11,434 It's quite hot with that there, isn't it? I like it. 1245 01:09:11,457 --> 01:09:13,516 MATT: What about you, I mean... RACHEL: God, well I've been travelling 1246 01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,891 a lot, actually, for work. 1247 01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:17,266 Have you? Yeah. 1248 01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,809 Can I ask you something? Go on. 1249 01:09:19,832 --> 01:09:23,350 I don't want to be rude, but could you open your coat a bit? 1250 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:27,559 Just a bit so I could see just what's going on under there? 1251 01:09:27,582 --> 01:09:30,457 Yeah, that is tremendous. 1252 01:09:32,082 --> 01:09:33,350 You see how I handled that. 1253 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:34,891 Very good. 1254 01:09:34,916 --> 01:09:38,500 Stoicism. And then it just goes away. 1255 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,516 I prefer that thing that I do, like that. 1256 01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:45,225 That's just work, is it? What kind of work you do? What are you doing now? 1257 01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,809 Bats. You're working with bats? 1258 01:09:46,832 --> 01:09:48,184 Yeah. Fuck me, well that's great. 1259 01:09:48,207 --> 01:09:51,266 I mean, you could, if you want. 1260 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:53,582 That is good. Do you know what? For someone your size and shape, 1261 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,934 that is solid. Thank you. 1262 01:09:56,957 --> 01:09:59,391 Remember that barbecue we had down on the beach? 1263 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:01,625 I looked really young. Yeah. 1264 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,875 Look, what you've done to me. 1265 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,666 It's alright. 1266 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,559 I like your wrinkles. There are no wrinkles! 1267 01:10:09,582 --> 01:10:11,457 Okay. Sorry, there are no wrinkles. 1268 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:15,875 If there were, I'd like them. I know you would. 1269 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,809 MATT: I started doing poetry now, 1270 01:10:18,832 --> 01:10:21,016 so I'm not just, you know, a muscle man. 1271 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:23,600 I'm also an artist. It's like: 1272 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:27,016 Look at you, look at you, your eyes so brown 1273 01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:30,350 I'd really like to hear your sex sound 1274 01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:33,600 I'd like to lie down with you on your front 1275 01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:37,100 or turn you over and ignore your... 1276 01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:39,684 I just have lots of things... I have other ideas that I have. 1277 01:10:39,707 --> 01:10:42,309 RACHEL: So good. Poetry? Since when? 1278 01:10:42,332 --> 01:10:44,934 Since ages. It's just like I look at something 1279 01:10:44,957 --> 01:10:47,684 and if I'm inspired by it, then I'll do a poem like: 1280 01:10:47,707 --> 01:10:50,975 Jeffrey, Jeffrey, your timing's quite shit. 1281 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,184 Jeffrey, Jeffrey, could you get the fuck out of it? 1282 01:10:54,207 --> 01:10:57,184 Jeffrey, Jeffrey, we've got a thing happening. 1283 01:10:57,207 --> 01:11:00,416 Jeffrey, Jeffrey, your presence is crappening. 1284 01:11:15,082 --> 01:11:20,225 GILLIAN: What are you doing? What are you doing? 1285 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:24,207 I'm just trying to hold on to something. 1286 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,541 I don't work without you. 1287 01:11:32,332 --> 01:11:36,375 Simple as that, I just don't... work without you. 1288 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,475 Matt! Don't call him. 1289 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,266 Matt! Yeah? 1290 01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:46,541 Could you take me back to your flat, please? 1291 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:51,891 I'm sort of alright here with Rachel, as it goes. 1292 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:53,934 GILLIAN: Oh yeah. RACHEL: We're really getting on. 1293 01:11:53,957 --> 01:11:56,975 We haven't... Okay, no, no, enjoy. 1294 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,250 You can't leave now. 1295 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,184 It's for the best, isn't it? 1296 01:12:02,207 --> 01:12:03,666 Yeah. It's all okay. 1297 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:07,059 RACHEL: Take care. 1298 01:12:07,082 --> 01:12:09,059 MATT: You know, for someone so fit, 1299 01:12:09,082 --> 01:12:11,475 she's really like complicated. 1300 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:14,141 What, because she looks like that, she can't be complicated? 1301 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,641 I just think, why bother, like... 1302 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,141 Why bother with what? With what? Just coming 1303 01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:21,184 and taking her off me, breaking her heart, breaking my heart? 1304 01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:26,225 Listen, if you want her back, you know, I wish you luck, mate. 1305 01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,766 That's it, so I just have her back, now? That's it, so you've moved on, now? 1306 01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,766 I'm saying you should fight for her because she's, you know, a nightmare 1307 01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,100 and I want you to have that. 1308 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,600 So, you want... You know what, I do want that, 1309 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:38,934 and I wouldn't make it a nightmare. 1310 01:12:38,957 --> 01:12:40,975 What have I said mates are for? 1311 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,016 Mates are for stepping aside when... Okay, thank you for 1312 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,434 stepping aside. ...Love is in the way. 1313 01:12:44,457 --> 01:12:46,707 (MUSIC) 1314 01:12:57,291 --> 01:13:00,766 It's always, always going to be complicated 1315 01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:03,832 and you're never going to have a nine to five. 1316 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:10,100 He knew very well who I was 1317 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,166 when he married me. 1318 01:13:14,707 --> 01:13:15,684 And he loved it. 1319 01:13:15,707 --> 01:13:17,666 (LIGHT MUSIC) 1320 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:25,059 So, we've accepted that there are complications 1321 01:13:25,082 --> 01:13:29,666 with me constantly changing, being a fucking moody bitch, 1322 01:13:32,291 --> 01:13:33,725 and he has to adjust to that 1323 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:35,516 and I have to adjust to him. 1324 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,000 He worships me. 1325 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:40,500 I mean, he did. 1326 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:48,641 He used to, just not at the moment. 1327 01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:50,582 (LIGHT MUSIC) 1328 01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,250 Is it cold, though? 1329 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,457 It is cold. It is cold. It is cold. 1330 01:14:04,082 --> 01:14:05,641 (LAUGHTER) 1331 01:14:05,666 --> 01:14:07,559 You've got your play, 1332 01:14:07,582 --> 01:14:10,457 you've got your play, finally, Gillian. 1333 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:16,457 And you're miserable. The fuck! 1334 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:21,666 Am I going to be the only one sitting at my fucking play? 1335 01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:26,141 I want him to care about me. I really do want him to. 1336 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,934 I care about... I care about him seeing it. 1337 01:14:28,957 --> 01:14:31,457 I need him to see it, I want him to see it, I want... 1338 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,641 GILLIAN: Say hello, we'll send this one to your mom. 1339 01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:36,141 Hi, Janet. 1340 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:37,625 (INDISTINCT) Mom. 1341 01:14:39,082 --> 01:14:40,125 (LAUGHTER) 1342 01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:44,475 Should I try the trick? Wind's going to take it. 1343 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,684 OLIVER: Go on. 1344 01:14:46,707 --> 01:14:49,184 How the fuck did I hurt myself? Did it hurt you? 1345 01:14:49,207 --> 01:14:51,475 But you could have had it differently. 1346 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,391 He could've sat there with you, 1347 01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:55,559 watching your play with you 1348 01:14:55,582 --> 01:14:58,391 being so fucking proud of you. 1349 01:14:58,416 --> 01:15:00,207 (SIGHS) 1350 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:06,016 Oh, god. Please show up, please show up, please show up. 1351 01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:08,832 (LIGHT MUSIC) 1352 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,559 GILLIAN: Dear, Oliver, I'm not the perfect wife, 1353 01:15:27,582 --> 01:15:32,850 that's for sure, and I realize you could leave at any point 1354 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,000 and make someone else wildly happy, 1355 01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:40,457 but please, please stick around. 1356 01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:45,541 I'm getting there. Love, honey-pie. 1357 01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:48,832 RACHEL: How are you gonna pitch it? 1358 01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:55,250 OLIVER: I'm just going to go in, I'm going to say: "I think you need to come and see this." 1359 01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:01,934 I'm going to give him another try. It's not going to work, 1360 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:03,350 I just called him a second... Straight to voicemail. 1361 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:05,434 Like I said, I just called him. 1362 01:16:05,457 --> 01:16:06,725 It went straight to voicemail. 1363 01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:10,559 Oliver! It's Jeffrey! Call me! 1364 01:16:10,582 --> 01:16:13,684 We're going to just have to presume that we're going ahead without him. 1365 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:16,641 So, you've tried him, I've left him multiple text messages, 1366 01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,475 I'm sure. Does he not care? 1367 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,391 That's what I don't understand, does he not care? 1368 01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:24,641 I'm sure he... you know what, actually, I don't care. 1369 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,184 No, I care about this, I don't care. 1370 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:31,016 If he makes it, he makes it. 1371 01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:33,641 Okay, you go, and I'll park up. 1372 01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:35,141 Okay. See you in a sec. 1373 01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,125 Yeah. 1374 01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:51,666 Bothered? 1375 01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:00,041 Olly! 1376 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:05,625 (VIDEO PLAYING) 1377 01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,082 Olly! 1378 01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:16,416 Oliver? 1379 01:18:23,832 --> 01:18:25,375 I'm sorry. 1380 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:32,916 (HUMMING) 1381 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:38,391 Hello, are you Jerry? Please don't touch me. 1382 01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:40,350 You need to come with me now. Would you be willing to 1383 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:41,559 do that with me, now? Get your hands off me, 1384 01:18:41,582 --> 01:18:42,641 I don't want you touching me. 1385 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:45,850 Jerry. Sorry about him. 1386 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,641 Hi, I'm Rachel. You don't know me, no. 1387 01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:50,475 You don't know my friend. No. 1388 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,641 I wondered if there's any way 1389 01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:53,184 that we could show you 1390 01:18:53,207 --> 01:18:54,291 this performance? 1391 01:18:56,582 --> 01:18:59,516 I feel like I'm in a piece of theater right now. 1392 01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:02,641 Just a bit of a different way. I'm used to people just posting a script. 1393 01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,809 Right, no, obviously. I've heard a lot about you. 1394 01:19:05,832 --> 01:19:07,891 You've a very good reputation in the industry. 1395 01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:10,225 Who told you that? (LAUGHTER) 1396 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:14,059 I googled it. You googled me, did you? 1397 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:19,391 Yeah, it's quite an impressive thread. 1398 01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:21,350 You are winning me over, 1399 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:25,016 sort of mesmerizing me into like going somewhere with you. 1400 01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:28,250 Is he coming too, this oaf? Yeah, this way, yeah. 1401 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,766 Excuse me, sorry, hi. Hi. 1402 01:19:35,791 --> 01:19:37,684 Actually, we're not quite ready yet, 1403 01:19:37,707 --> 01:19:41,100 almost though. So, just wait over there a minute. 1404 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:43,266 Hi. Yeah, not ready yet, 1405 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:46,850 almost, you're early. (LAUGHS) Hi, Jeff. 1406 01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:49,559 We're going to just have to start without olly. 1407 01:19:49,582 --> 01:19:51,391 Okay. Alright. 1408 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:54,016 Everyone, hi. Thanks for coming. 1409 01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,225 Boy, what a show we've got for you tonight. 1410 01:19:56,250 --> 01:20:00,391 This is actually written by a new writer, Gillian Walker. 1411 01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:03,875 So, please, come in, take a seat and enjoy the show. 1412 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:09,875 Are you ready? Yeah, I'll be right there. 1413 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:35,000 Not you. Not me, alright. 1414 01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:39,350 I feel like I'm in prison. Yes, I know what you mean. 1415 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:42,391 Is that intended? Jilly wanted to have a kind of 1416 01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:46,141 incarcerated beat in the narrative. 1417 01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:49,475 Just on to that, next. Okay, I'm feeling a bit manhandled, now. 1418 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:52,225 Sorry. It's about oppression of women, right? 1419 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,225 Yeah, I'm getting it right 1420 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,725 because I felt like he's my owner, or my executioner. 1421 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:01,391 Watch your head, get in. 1422 01:21:01,416 --> 01:21:05,666 Okay, everything is going to be absolutely fine. 1423 01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:12,184 JILL: Who do you fancy? Who do I fancy? 1424 01:21:12,207 --> 01:21:17,184 In here, right now. If I wasn't around, who'd you be eyeing up? 1425 01:21:17,207 --> 01:21:21,434 MAN: That's a trick question, I'm not falling for that. JILL: Who do you fancy? 1426 01:21:21,457 --> 01:21:23,393 JERRY: Where are we now? 1427 01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:28,225 RACHEL: Very nearly there. This is your new theater space. 1428 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:32,309 Your new theatrical experience. JILL: Why are you so defensive? 1429 01:21:32,332 --> 01:21:34,975 It's not like I'm saying: "Pick someone and fuck them," is it? 1430 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:39,891 ACTOR: You're being silly, Jill and I'm not playing your games. Who do you fancy? 1431 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:43,016 JILL: Cracking ass. ACTOR: My ass. 1432 01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:46,809 JILL: Your ass is middle-aged, flabby and spotty. 1433 01:21:46,832 --> 01:21:51,766 ACTOR: Oi, that's... well, yeah, actually that's fair enough. 1434 01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:53,600 Literally, it was exhausting, 1435 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,850 like all the things that are awesome 1436 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:59,059 in the world, at one time. JILL: Forget about it. 1437 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:02,809 JILL: He was so embarrassed, he didn't have a clue where to look. 1438 01:22:02,832 --> 01:22:05,016 ACTRESS: If he wants to fuck around with Raquel... 1439 01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,809 JILL: But John said she was okay. 1440 01:22:07,832 --> 01:22:12,059 JILL: Tits, ass, fannies, cocks. 1441 01:22:12,082 --> 01:22:15,391 ACTRESS: Oh, my god, that sounds amazing! 1442 01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:19,475 ACTRESS 2: It was bad. JILL: Until he didn't get up with the kids in the morning. 1443 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,600 ACTOR: It was your turn. 1444 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:25,391 I was pounded last night, 1445 01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:27,725 I'm still sore. JILL: Pounded. 1446 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,184 Oh, I can feel your pain! 1447 01:22:29,207 --> 01:22:31,375 (LAUGHS) 1448 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:41,041 ACTORS: Slow. Deep, deep slow. 1449 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:48,475 Move, deep, move! Move! 1450 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:51,891 (SCREAMING) 1451 01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,225 JILL: I feel so lonely. 1452 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:56,875 (LIGHT MUSIC) 1453 01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:01,891 (SIGHS) 1454 01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:03,916 (PLAYING LOVE LETTER BY NICK CAVE ) 1455 01:25:06,957 --> 01:25:08,291 I love you. 1456 01:25:09,957 --> 01:25:12,000 I never want to be without you again. 1457 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:19,000 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 114044