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♪ Gee but it's great
to be living ♪
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♪ Under western skies ♪
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♪ Taking whatever
life's giving ♪
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♪ Under western skies ♪
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♪ Following trials
to the sunset ♪
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♪ Where the rainbow lies ♪
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♪ Gee it's fun to live under ♪
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♪ The wonderful sun
of the western skies ♪
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♪ To be or not to be living ♪
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♪ Under western skies ♪
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♪ Taking whatever
life's giving ♪
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♪ Under western skies ♪
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♪ Out where
the beautiful flowers ♪
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♪ And the stinkweed lies ♪
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♪ Gee it's fun to live under ♪
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♪ The wonderful sun
of the western skies ♪
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♪ Gee it's fun to live under ♪
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♪ The wonderful sun ♪
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♪ Of the western ♪
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♪ Skies ♪
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Pop, did you like it?
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Katie, your voice is getting
prettier everyday.
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I wonder if they'll like me
in New York.
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Sure they will.
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Folks in New York
are no different
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than the ones we've been playing
to in these tank towns.
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It's just that there's
more of 'em.
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Tally-ho!
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- King Carlos.
- Who?
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The roughest, toughest hombre
in the whole west.
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Give me the reins.
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Whoa. Hey, climb down.
Climb down, all of you.
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Get down
and hold your hands high.
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Get out or would you rather
have me shot you out.
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No, I'll come down.
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Me smellum something.
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Must be actors or buffaloes.
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- Actors, huh?
- What do you know about that?
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What's the matter with actors?
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Hoo-hoo! Right now I can't think
of a thing.
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They never have a cent,
that's what.
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Hey! Look, there are actors
and actors.
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Our troupe's been playing
to full houses
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ever since we left
San Francisco.
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Daddy likes
to boast a little.
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You see, business has really
been awful.
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Oh, it's...
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It's just my joking.
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I'll soon find out.
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Carlos: You heard
what the lady said.
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- Business has been awful.
- What do you mean?
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We ain't gonna get anything
out of this
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after all the hard work
we've done?
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Oh, I don't know. A little
entertainment might be relaxing.
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We open in Rim Rock tonight
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we'd be be glad to have you
in the audience.
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Yeah, but I'm afraid
Sheriff Wyatt of Rim Rock
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uh, wouldn't like to have us
visit his town
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Why not, uh, make a few monkey
shines here, huh
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- Here?
Carlos: Why not?
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You couldn't ask for a more
intelligent audience
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than my men.
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- Well, I...
- Uh...
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- Ahh.
- Ahem.
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I see what you mean.
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Sure. Let me see,
who's first?
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Willie: Neil
- Uh...
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Huh?
Oh!
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Oh, I feel a little...
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Ahh... Ugh!
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There you go again.
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You've hit more roads
than the overland stage.
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Come on, Neil,
snap out of it.
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May I have the honorAhh.
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Is this a dagger
which I see before me?
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The handle toward my hand?
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Come let me clutch thee.
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I have thee not
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and yet I see thee still.
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Oh, there's no such thing.
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It is the bloody business
which informs...
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Everyone into the coach!
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Red: Just a minute!
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Get your hands up
and keep 'em up.
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And that's a very dangerous
thing for you to do.
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We're not afraid of you.
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We're not just anybody
you're holding up.
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Shh. Katie, Katie.
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Get into that coach,
all of you.
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Get into that coach, I say.
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Man 1: Giddy up! Git up!
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Say, what's the idea
lettin' them go?
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Oh, maybe, you're figuring
on seeing that show in Rim Rock.
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Who knows.
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So this is Rim Rock, eh?
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Well, it doesn't look any
different than any other
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cow-catcher town we've played.
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Yeah, you should be glad
you're alive to see this one.
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I thought for a while there
those bandits
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would shoot us all up.
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They wouldn't dare.
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I was just getting mad enough
to, uh...
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To what?
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Well, to give them a piece
of my mind
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Well. Could have put my name
in bigger type.
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Remind me to speak
to the manager. I...
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What's going on?
What is thisUh...
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"Jim Wyatt. Jim Wyatt.
Jim Wyatt."
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Never heard of him.
Must be a medicine show.
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He ain't no actor, mister.
He's our sheriff.
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YeahWhat did he ever do
to rate such billing?
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Ooh, nothing much. Except clean
up the whole town single handed.
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- You don't say?
- Yes, sir.
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He's the greatest hero
in this part of the state.
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And the best shot
in the whole West.
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Why, he can split a blade
of grass
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in a cow's mouth
at a 100 yards.
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- See this?
- Yeah.
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That's for getting Rip Conroy
and his gang.
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- Hm.
- See that one over there?
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That's for plugging Jim Henry
out in front of the saloon.
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One shot and it was all over.
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This is for running King Carlos
and his gang out of town.
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King Carlos?
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The toughest hombre
in these parts.
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But he didn't scare
Jim Wyatt none.
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He didn't scare us either.
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Say, I'd sure like to shake
that sheriff by the hand.
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Well, it looks like you might
be doing that right quick.
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I've peered down
a 1000 gun barrels in my life
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but this is the first time
I ever felt like turning tail.
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Sure you won't be changing
your mind, Mrs. Simms.
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Not on your tintype.
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Sheriff, do your duty.
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Which one of you folks answers
to the name of Willie Wells?
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Right here in the flesh,
sheriff.
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And I am mighty proud
to be meetin' up with you.
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Well, I reckon you won't be
in a minute or so.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Wells,
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but the opera house
won't be available to you
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What?
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The opera house's
is civic property.
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The Rim Rock Women's Clubs
successfully
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petitioned
to have your show banned.
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Your name
was on that petition, Hank.
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Well, I have to do
what the missus says.
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But whyWhat's the matter
with our show?
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The last time
a show like yours played here
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my husband ran away
with a dyed blonde.
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But our shows isn't like that.
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If you'd care to see
a rehearsal we...
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Mrs. Simms: The matter
is closed.
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Come along, Charity, Prudence.
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I'm sorry, folks.
It's their opera house.
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I'm just plain hog-tied.
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Jim: Get out of there,
you thieving rabbit.
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Looks like you're losing
your aim, sheriff.
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Well, uh, I, uh...
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I didn't wanna hurt
the poor little bunny
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I... I, uh, I... I thought
he might be yours.
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Uh.
Goodbye, Faith.
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Never knew Sheriff Wyatt had
such a big heart.
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Or has he?
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Well, where do we go
from hereHeh.
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That's alright, Rim Rock
isn't the only town
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between here and New York.
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There's lots of other places
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that'd like to show our play.
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I still say we should've
took off around the Horn.
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Where's the professor?
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- Go to it, Macbeth.
- Huh?
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Moffat: Why does he suffer
this rude knave?
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To know him about the sconce
with a dirty shovel
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and will not tell me of his
action of battery. HuhHa-ha.
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Macbeth found him alright.
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Wait here, pop.
I will be right back.
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Katie, are you going
in there alone?
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Why notThis is business.
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Well, what's this world
coming to?
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My own daughter going into
a place where they serve liquor.
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Please believe me,
our shows different.
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Now, lookie here. That's what
they said the last time.
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And what happened?
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The audience busted up
all the glass wear
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in the Silver Dollar.
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No. Ain't taking
no more chances.
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But surely people in Rim Rock
like to see real entertainment
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just like they do
every place else.
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Well, what's the matter
with Maybelle here?
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The best bustle tossin'
nightingale in the West.
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I'm sure she's very capable.
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But if you just let me give you
an example of our show.
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Uh, do you know
"Don't go making speeches?"
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♪ Don't go making speeches ♪
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♪ Don't go singing songs ♪
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♪ Don't insist it's me alone ♪
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♪ To whom
your affection belongs ♪
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♪ Don't say
you'll cross rivers ♪
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♪ You might catch a cold ♪
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♪ All those words sound
very sweet ♪
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♪ But dear they're so old ♪
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♪ Don't say
you'll climb mountains ♪
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♪ They come awfully steep ♪
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♪ Don't go making foolish vows ♪
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♪ You might unable to keep ♪
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♪ So unnecessary ♪
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♪ Trying like you do ♪
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♪ You don't have to make ♪
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♪ Those speeches darling ♪
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♪ Just say I love you ♪
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- There you are, miss.
- Thank you.
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Ain't you afraid going out
delivering
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those papers all by yourself?
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- Why should I be?
- Why this is a wild country.
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And somebody's liable
to get fresh.
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Might touch you ankle
or somethin', who knows.
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And someone might lose
one of their arms, who knows?
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Show folk sure ain't
what they used to be.
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Argh!
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Faith, I'm surprised at you.
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That's no way
for a young lady to act.
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I can't help it.
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I've never seen anybody get out
of buckboard that way.
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- Uh, may I help you?
- No, thank you.
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I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of myself.
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Well, I'm quite sure of that,
but you might have
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a little difficulty
repairing your buckboard.
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Buckboard?
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I, uh, believe that wheel
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does belong with the others.
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Oh. Uh... I don't wanna put you
to too much trouble.
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But, well, I haven't had much
experience with buckboards...
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Oh, it's no trouble at all,
I'll have it fixed in no time.
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A remarkable contribution
to progress, the wheel.
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Few people realize the fact,
but its invention
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practically marked the start
of our civilization.
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That is civilization
as we know it.
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You don't say.
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Uh, some scholars think that
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it started with the invention
of the alphabet,
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but I don't agree
with that school of thought.
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With the wheel came Travel and
man began to learn new things.
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He discover new worlds.
It broadened his view-point.
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I'm sure he did.
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He can't help talking that way.
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- He's a school teacher.
- A school teacher?
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But don't let that bother you.
He's very nice, really.
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Oh, I'm afraid Faith is just
a little bit prejudiced.
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You see, I'm the only teacher
in Rim Rock.
251
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,927
I don't know how to show
my appreciation,
252
00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:58,711
but if you and Faith
would like to come
253
00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:00,191
to the Variety show tonight...
254
00:15:00,322 --> 00:15:01,497
Gosh!
255
00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:03,063
I'd like to give you
some passes.
256
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,587
Oh, I'd like to see
your show very much
257
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:06,589
but I'm afraid it's impossible.
258
00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:08,025
- Why?
- Well...
259
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:09,592
After all,
the town has entrusted
260
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:11,333
the care of its youngsters
into my hands
261
00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:13,117
and it's only natural
262
00:15:13,248 --> 00:15:15,772
that they should expect
my conduct to be above reproach.
263
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:18,035
What kind of a show do you think
we're putting on?
264
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,926
All we wanna do is make people
laugh a little
265
00:15:19,993 --> 00:15:21,473
and cry a little,
enjoy themselves.
266
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,301
I'm not trying to moralize,
267
00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:25,695
or preach or anything like that,
it's just that I...
268
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,915
Mr. High and Mighty School
Teacher, so you said.
269
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,091
With the wheel, man began
to better himself,
270
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,832
learn new things,
discover new worlds,
271
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:34,399
broadened his view-point.
272
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,706
Why don't you go on
and get yourself a wheel?
273
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,625
What did I do?
274
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,454
You don't know
much about women, do you?
275
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,635
Good afternoon, Mr. Johnathan.
276
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,811
Well, everyone in town
knows about our show tonight.
277
00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:56,987
You know, Ms. Katie,
I've been thinking it over
278
00:15:57,117 --> 00:15:58,815
and I've decided
I'm plum teched
279
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:01,165
letting you talk me
into puttin' on this burlesque.
280
00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,819
It's no burlesque.
281
00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:05,213
I assure you our show
will be a great success.
282
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:08,433
Now remember,
no refreshments served
283
00:16:08,564 --> 00:16:11,131
during the performance tonight,
as you agreed.
284
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,525
But between acts, it's, uh,
your privilege
285
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:15,353
to invite the patrons
to the bar.
286
00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:17,050
I'm sure you'll double
your business.
287
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,749
Oh, alright, but I think
I'll see my doctor
288
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,011
and tell him I'm crazy.
289
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,276
Oh, pop.
290
00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:27,104
Oh, this no time to bother me,
Katie.
291
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,541
I'm trying to get this darned
old machine fixed.
292
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,935
Whoever call this a magic lamp
must have been loco.
293
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:33,589
- How do?
- How do you do?
294
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,373
My name's Mayfield.
I'm the mayor of Rim Rock.
295
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:37,027
- Huh?
- Yeah
296
00:16:37,157 --> 00:16:38,724
Uh, who's a proprietor
of this here Turkey here?
297
00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:40,987
- Uh... Turkey?
- Yeah.
298
00:16:41,118 --> 00:16:44,382
I am the impresario
and this is no turkey!
299
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,602
- This is a production.
- Alright.
300
00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:48,821
Well, it don't make no
difference what you call it.
301
00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:50,910
There's a little matter
of a license
302
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,869
to be taken care of here.
303
00:16:52,999 --> 00:16:56,612
LicenseOh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The dog.
304
00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:58,222
Dogs are not in my department.
305
00:16:58,353 --> 00:16:59,615
- No?
- No.
306
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:01,356
It'll cost you folks
exactly $100
307
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,096
if you want to perform
here in Rim Rock.
308
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,272
A $100?
309
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:05,751
A hold up, that's what it is!
310
00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:07,187
Hey, now listen here,
young lady.
311
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,450
You ain't got
the proper respect.
312
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,321
I represent the law here!
313
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:11,888
And unless you folks
pay up the $100
314
00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:13,890
you might just as well move on.
315
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,195
- Ahh.
- Ahem.
316
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,067
Of course we... we might come
317
00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:18,460
to some little arrangement,
318
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,244
I mean just between
the three of us.
319
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:24,161
So, you're still up to your
old shenanigans, eh, Dave?
320
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,652
Eh, well,
now don't get riled, Jim.
321
00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:27,251
Why, I was just explaining
to the folks here
322
00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,384
,
The Rim Rock law. That's all.
323
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,690
That law ain't been
on the books in years
324
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,344
and you know it.
325
00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:35,303
I'm giving you fair warning,
Dave,
326
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,784
if you get mixed up in anything
that even the smell shady
327
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:41,134
this town'll give me
a new plaque,
328
00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,614
and a mighty small one
329
00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,834
for getting rid
of a mighty small weasel.
330
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,097
Oh,
that... that's fine.
331
00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:48,664
I... Well, I...
332
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:50,405
Guess I'd better
be getting along
333
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,276
I've got some
business to take care of.
334
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:54,670
Now... Oh, now, now,
don't get no worried, Jim, no.
335
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,324
It's... it's got nothing to do
with the law.
336
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:58,021
Well, folks,
337
00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,850
welcome
to the Rim Rock. Bye.
338
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,417
Well, guess that took care that.
339
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,244
Well, I guess we must had you
all wrong
340
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,724
when we first met you
Mr. Wyatt.
341
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,455
I hope you like our performance,
sheriff.
342
00:18:07,509 --> 00:18:08,510
You're coming, of course?
343
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,902
Oh, I reckon I'll like it fine.
344
00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,252
I'm kind of an easy mark.
345
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,690
But this town is kind of fussy.
346
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,126
If they don't like
a performance,
347
00:18:16,256 --> 00:18:17,780
they got a heap of ways
of showin' it.
348
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,695
I know, but you can
take care of that.
349
00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:22,045
You know, just like you did
with the mayor, hm?
350
00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:24,264
Well, I can keep law and order.
351
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,701
But you just can't go around
352
00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:28,007
steppin' on people's
high spirits.
353
00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:30,445
Get them all riled up
the wrong way.
354
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,360
- Then they really get ornery.
- Ah.
355
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,752
Then I gotta start using these.
356
00:18:36,102 --> 00:18:37,669
Please. Thank you.
357
00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:56,209
- How many?
- Uh, one please. In the back.
358
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,665
Man 2: Hello, professor.
359
00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:18,955
Hiya, Mr. Schoolteacher.
What's the lesson for tonight?
360
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,320
Look out for those purty girls.
361
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,018
They're liable
to keep you after school.
362
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,457
The town's having fun
With the school teacher.
363
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,154
- The who?
- The school teacher.
364
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:29,329
Let me see.
365
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:34,639
Well, what do you know.
366
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,945
Say, Katie, it's show time
367
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,426
and I can't find
Professor Moffat.
368
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,602
What's the mater?
What are you gonna do?
369
00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:42,821
Go to work Macbeth.
370
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,916
Moffat: most discreet.
371
00:19:55,138 --> 00:19:56,748
It is a fowl thing when a cur
372
00:19:56,879 --> 00:19:59,185
cannot keep himself
in all company.
373
00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:04,887
Farewell, my cus.
374
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,414
What did that scarecrow call me?
375
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,590
You got me.
376
00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:15,811
Set 'em up, Charlie.
Three Bourbons.
377
00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:16,942
How does it feel being
on this side
378
00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:18,378
of the footlights, Maybelle?
379
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,032
I'll tell you more
about that later.
380
00:20:20,163 --> 00:20:21,860
Come on, Charlie.
How about those drinks?
381
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,733
Sorry, Maybelle, the show's
about to start.
382
00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:27,736
We can't serve no liquor
during the pre-formance.
383
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,128
Oh, what a night.
384
00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:52,549
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
385
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,117
I take great pleasure
in introducing to you
386
00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:58,424
a voice, oh, and what a voice.
387
00:23:58,555 --> 00:24:00,992
The sensation
of the Barbary Coast
388
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:04,996
none other than the one
and only Neil Mathews.
389
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:06,606
- Boo.
- You have him.
390
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,391
- We don't want him.
- Uh... uh, huh?
391
00:24:08,521 --> 00:24:10,698
You want to see some real
talent, we'll show it to you.
392
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:12,482
Go on, Maybelle get up there.
393
00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:14,310
No, wait a moment,
the performance isn't over yet.
394
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,833
There's still more to come!
395
00:24:15,964 --> 00:24:17,356
You don't think
we have any talent, eh?
396
00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:18,967
What's wrong with Rim Rock?
397
00:24:19,097 --> 00:24:21,099
Go ahead, Maybelle,
don't let them bluff you.
398
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,101
Man 3: We want Maybelle.
Man 4: Yeah, we want Maybelle.
399
00:24:23,232 --> 00:24:24,755
Now, wait a minute. Listen,
listen to me, just a minute...
400
00:24:24,886 --> 00:24:25,930
Ladies and gentlemen.
401
00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:27,101
It gives me great pleasure
402
00:24:27,192 --> 00:24:28,193
to present a little lady
403
00:24:28,324 --> 00:24:29,804
you all know and love.
404
00:24:29,934 --> 00:24:33,721
Maybelle Watkins,
the pride of Silver Dollar!
405
00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:45,733
♪ Gents cry out
when I go by ♪
406
00:24:45,863 --> 00:24:47,952
♪ Oh you kid ♪
407
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,041
♪ Tip their hats
and wink their eye ♪
408
00:24:50,172 --> 00:24:52,000
♪ Oh you kid ♪
409
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,176
♪ Don't think
that I encourage them ♪
410
00:24:54,306 --> 00:24:56,395
♪ Of course I never did ♪
411
00:24:56,526 --> 00:24:58,658
♪ But still they say ♪
412
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:02,053
♪ I love my wife
but oh you kid ♪
413
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:04,490
♪ I'm the belle
of all the town ♪
414
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:06,623
♪ Oh you kid ♪
415
00:25:06,754 --> 00:25:08,756
♪ In my new Parisian gown ♪
416
00:25:08,886 --> 00:25:10,801
♪ Oh you kid ♪
417
00:25:10,932 --> 00:25:13,151
♪ The girl of whom
the other girls ♪
418
00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:15,545
♪ Would like to be well rid ♪
419
00:25:15,675 --> 00:25:17,982
♪ The men all say ♪
420
00:25:18,113 --> 00:25:21,507
♪ I love my wife
but oh you kid? ♪
421
00:25:26,774 --> 00:25:28,384
What will you have next, folks?
422
00:25:28,514 --> 00:25:30,865
Some professional
entertainment, that's what.
423
00:25:30,995 --> 00:25:33,563
Listen, dearie,
I ain't no amateur.
424
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,003
Man 5: Come on you had
your turn.
425
00:25:39,134 --> 00:25:40,744
Let me at her, I'll scratch
her eyes out.
426
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,746
- Oh, give her a chance.
- Who does she think she is.
427
00:25:42,877 --> 00:25:44,530
What do you wanna do,
hog it all?
428
00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:05,203
♪ An old fashioned girl ♪
429
00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:11,601
♪ Is lovely and sweet
as the best are ♪
430
00:26:11,731 --> 00:26:18,608
♪ She's not coy
as the rest are ♪
431
00:26:18,738 --> 00:26:25,397
♪ She's always loyal and true ♪
432
00:26:25,528 --> 00:26:31,969
♪ A new fashioned girl ♪
433
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:38,933
♪ Is fickle as winds
from the West are ♪
434
00:26:39,063 --> 00:26:45,722
♪ She'll leave your head
in a whirl ♪
435
00:26:45,853 --> 00:26:49,030
♪ You'll come back ♪
436
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:55,645
♪ To an old fashioned girl ♪
437
00:26:55,775 --> 00:27:01,607
♪ An old fashioned girl ♪
438
00:27:01,738 --> 00:27:07,396
♪ Is lovely and sweet
as the best are ♪
439
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:13,750
♪ She's not coy
as the rest are ♪
440
00:27:13,881 --> 00:27:20,104
♪ She's always loyal and true ♪
441
00:27:20,235 --> 00:27:26,023
♪ A new fashioned girl ♪
442
00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:27,503
♪ Is fickle as winds... ♪
443
00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,505
- Carlos?
- Carlos.
444
00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:35,946
Carlos, we ran your kind
out of Rim Rock
445
00:27:36,077 --> 00:27:38,122
and we don't want 'em back.
446
00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:39,515
That ain't no way to treat
a visitor, Jim,
447
00:27:39,645 --> 00:27:41,343
after all these years.
448
00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:43,393
Go right ahead, don't let me
interrupt your show.
449
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,222
What's the matter, Carlos?
You hard of hearing.
450
00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:53,181
I'm giving you ten seconds
451
00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:55,631
to go through them swinging
doors, and get out of Rim Rock.
452
00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:19,816
Bust my glassware, will yaOh!
453
00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:21,774
You shouldn't do
a thing like...
454
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,258
If you gentlemen just quiet down
and talk things over.
455
00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:28,781
I think, I think...
456
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:47,947
Ms. Wells! Ms. Wells!
457
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,340
Ms. Wells!
458
00:30:29,337 --> 00:30:31,382
Oh.
459
00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:34,516
Ms. WellsMs. Wells?
460
00:30:34,646 --> 00:30:36,431
Oh, now,
I'm really in a pickle.
461
00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:38,607
I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.
462
00:30:39,999 --> 00:30:41,827
Ms. Wells, you know,
463
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:44,874
you're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen in my life.
464
00:30:48,573 --> 00:30:49,792
So, you wanna fight?
I'll show you...
465
00:30:49,922 --> 00:30:52,360
Ms. Wells, Ms. Wells, Ms. Wells.
466
00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:55,493
We're not in the Silver Dollar
any longer.
467
00:30:55,624 --> 00:30:56,799
The fight's over?
468
00:30:56,929 --> 00:30:58,209
Well, we weren't doing too good,
469
00:30:58,235 --> 00:30:59,758
so I didn't think it was wise
470
00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:01,020
to wait around and see.
471
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,021
Wait, you just
turn right around.
472
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,152
We're going back.
473
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,285
Nobody's gonna break up my act
474
00:31:04,415 --> 00:31:06,113
and get away with it.
475
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:08,767
Who hit me?
476
00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:10,552
Well, people very often
477
00:31:10,682 --> 00:31:12,075
do strange things,
478
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:13,294
things that they'd never do
479
00:31:13,424 --> 00:31:15,600
under ordinary circumstances.
480
00:31:15,731 --> 00:31:18,081
No. It couldn't be.
481
00:31:19,735 --> 00:31:21,693
You... you're not angry?
482
00:31:21,824 --> 00:31:23,521
I think it's wonderful for you.
483
00:31:23,652 --> 00:31:26,002
Oh, you think I'm pretty stuffy,
don't you?
484
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,093
Well, after the way
you acted this afternoon, I...
485
00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:30,441
Well, my job
is very important to me.
486
00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:32,530
In this cow-catcher town?
487
00:31:32,661 --> 00:31:34,010
We're just using
it as a way stop.
488
00:31:34,141 --> 00:31:35,620
We're headed for New York.
489
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,840
Well, I'm afraid that
theater and teaching
490
00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:39,363
are very different professions.
491
00:31:39,494 --> 00:31:40,669
Whatever you do,
you've got to try
492
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,453
for the top spot on the bill.
493
00:31:42,584 --> 00:31:44,934
You sounded like a pretty
fine teacher this afternoon.
494
00:31:45,064 --> 00:31:46,457
You know, I bet nobody
ever thought of those things
495
00:31:46,588 --> 00:31:48,285
you said about the wheel.
496
00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:50,244
You could probably get a job
teaching in a big city.
497
00:31:50,374 --> 00:31:52,681
Oh, I wouldn't like that,
I wanna stay here
498
00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:54,770
and teach where I'm really need.
499
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,164
This part of the country
is still young,
500
00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:59,557
it's gone through some
pretty violent growing pains,
501
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:02,256
gun battles, lawlessness,
vigilantes.
502
00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:05,389
But somehow it's managed
to weather all of 'em.
503
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,999
Now, it's time for it
to grow up,
504
00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:08,653
to be strong and healthy.
505
00:32:08,784 --> 00:32:10,742
I don't see what teaching
and reading and writing
506
00:32:10,873 --> 00:32:12,570
has to do with being strong
and healthy.
507
00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:14,311
Well, it has everything
to do with it.
508
00:32:14,442 --> 00:32:16,242
If people learn to read
and write, they think.
509
00:32:16,313 --> 00:32:18,272
And when they think, no one
can put anything over on 'em.
510
00:32:18,402 --> 00:32:20,012
Not for very long.
511
00:32:20,143 --> 00:32:22,145
You know, what you say
sounds like it's very important.
512
00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:23,581
Oh, it is important.
513
00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:26,149
To a very beautiful part
of our country.
514
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,196
I've been talking too much.
515
00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:54,003
You still haven't
explained satisfactory
516
00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:55,787
why you're wearing
that court plaster.
517
00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:59,182
Well, it was a very unusual type
of accident.
518
00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:02,185
Did everybody had the same
unusual type of accident?
519
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:04,448
I suggest you find
a better explanation as to how.
520
00:33:04,579 --> 00:33:06,407
Well, I didn't want you
to become upset.
521
00:33:06,537 --> 00:33:08,060
That's why I didn't tell you.
522
00:33:08,191 --> 00:33:09,584
You see, last night,
King Carlos and his men
523
00:33:09,714 --> 00:33:10,976
came back to town and there was
524
00:33:11,107 --> 00:33:12,804
an awful brawl
in the Silver Dollar.
525
00:33:12,935 --> 00:33:14,806
That's why
they're guarding everything.
526
00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:16,895
Just what were you doing
in the Silver Dollar?
527
00:33:17,026 --> 00:33:18,306
You had an invitation
to my party
528
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,289
if I my remember correctly.
529
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,508
Well, it wasn't something
530
00:33:20,638 --> 00:33:21,638
I had planned.
531
00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:22,683
It was just one of those
532
00:33:22,727 --> 00:33:24,512
unpredictable...
533
00:33:24,642 --> 00:33:26,818
Carlos has been spotted
near the Fuller place.
534
00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:28,907
There's no telling
where he'll strike next.
535
00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:31,910
And remember, he ain't giving
no warning like a rattler.
536
00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:34,696
Yeah, there wouldn't have been
all this fuss today if Carlos
537
00:33:34,826 --> 00:33:36,524
had been took last night
like he should've been.
538
00:33:36,654 --> 00:33:38,374
Yeah, I never had no chance
to get near him.
539
00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:40,005
Ah, shucks, it seems to me, Jim,
540
00:33:40,136 --> 00:33:41,833
that you had plenty of chances.
541
00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:43,922
- Meaning what?
- Oh, well, nothing.
542
00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:46,577
Except that sometimes a man
just can't handle his job
543
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,623
he, uh,
just gets a little too old.
544
00:33:48,753 --> 00:33:49,885
Don't say that again!
545
00:33:50,015 --> 00:33:51,321
Oh, now, I didn't mean you, Jim.
546
00:33:51,452 --> 00:33:53,628
I was talking about,
well, any old man.
547
00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:58,023
Don't scare so easy, Dave,
or you'll never grow old.
548
00:33:58,154 --> 00:34:00,635
Ah, I was just trying
to teach you
549
00:34:00,765 --> 00:34:02,724
to back up what you say.
550
00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:03,986
Come on, let's be going
to the meeting.
551
00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:05,116
Yeah.
552
00:34:06,423 --> 00:34:08,643
I have one announcement to make.
553
00:34:08,773 --> 00:34:12,255
The annual church social will be
held in the church parlors
554
00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:14,866
next Friday afternoon
from 2:00 to 4:00.
555
00:34:14,997 --> 00:34:17,521
Everybody is cordially invited.
556
00:34:17,652 --> 00:34:19,262
Now, for the reading
of the Scriptures.
557
00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:22,700
Book of Matthew,
Chapter 19, 13th verse.
558
00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:25,877
Excuse me, Parson.
I, I hate to interrupt.
559
00:34:26,008 --> 00:34:28,967
Last thing I want to be guilty
of is sacrilege.
560
00:34:29,098 --> 00:34:32,710
But I want to warn every man
to be on his guard.
561
00:34:32,841 --> 00:34:34,973
I know you can't
carry your guns in here,
562
00:34:35,104 --> 00:34:38,194
but I, I want you
to be able to get 'em fast.
563
00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:39,848
Well, just say the word,
sheriff.
564
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:41,153
We can put back
the service a mite
565
00:34:41,284 --> 00:34:42,851
until this thing is settled.
566
00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:45,419
I'd take it as a blot
on my record
567
00:34:45,549 --> 00:34:47,464
if the Lords' work
was held up one minute
568
00:34:47,595 --> 00:34:49,901
for a man like King Carlos.
569
00:34:50,032 --> 00:34:51,860
I ain't afraid of him.
570
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,514
And I know you ain't.
571
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,613
Go right on reading books,
Parson.
572
00:35:07,441 --> 00:35:10,139
Ah, Katie, haven't I always been
a good father to you?
573
00:35:10,269 --> 00:35:12,141
Haven't I always done
what you told me?
574
00:35:12,271 --> 00:35:13,838
What do you say we turn around
and go right back?
575
00:35:13,969 --> 00:35:15,318
You didn't say anything
about this
576
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:16,711
when we first signed up
with the troupe.
577
00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:18,147
No, it ain't in our contracts.
578
00:35:18,277 --> 00:35:19,322
There's no use talking.
579
00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:21,063
We're all going to church.
580
00:35:21,193 --> 00:35:22,630
Oh!
581
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,480
No, look, Katie,
I don't do much complaining
582
00:35:24,545 --> 00:35:26,024
but this is the darndest idea.
583
00:35:26,155 --> 00:35:27,461
It's important that we go.
584
00:35:27,591 --> 00:35:29,332
People have funny ideas
about actors.
585
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:30,823
They don't think
we're respectable.
586
00:35:30,942 --> 00:35:32,727
Well, I don't care
what they think.
587
00:35:32,857 --> 00:35:35,425
I am not going in this church.
588
00:35:35,556 --> 00:35:36,861
How about you, professor?
589
00:35:36,992 --> 00:35:37,993
Our ranks are broke,
590
00:35:38,123 --> 00:35:39,734
and ruin follows us.
591
00:35:39,864 --> 00:35:41,344
What council give you?
592
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:42,780
Whither shall we fly?
593
00:35:42,911 --> 00:35:44,086
You're all gonna fly
in this church,
594
00:35:44,216 --> 00:35:45,566
every last one of you.
595
00:35:45,696 --> 00:35:47,002
Except Macbeth.
596
00:35:48,743 --> 00:35:50,571
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
597
00:35:50,701 --> 00:35:53,791
Pastor: "Then were there brought
unto Him little children.
598
00:35:53,922 --> 00:35:56,968
That he should put his hands
on them and pray
599
00:35:57,099 --> 00:35:59,797
and the disciples rebukes Him.
600
00:35:59,928 --> 00:36:01,582
But Jesus said...
601
00:36:01,712 --> 00:36:03,018
Suffer little children
602
00:36:03,148 --> 00:36:05,324
And forbid them
not to come unto me
603
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:08,327
for of such is
the Kingdom of Heaven.."
604
00:36:21,123 --> 00:36:23,386
We're as popular here
as a mule act.
605
00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:24,517
Shh!
606
00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:28,565
It might interest
some of you folks know that
607
00:36:28,696 --> 00:36:30,480
the service is going on
at the front
608
00:36:30,611 --> 00:36:32,221
of the church as usual.
609
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:37,531
The congregation will now sing
hymn number 51.
610
00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:52,850
♪ Out here in the West ♪
611
00:36:52,981 --> 00:36:56,680
♪ We sometimes forget ♪
612
00:36:56,811 --> 00:37:00,075
♪ To stop and to count ♪
613
00:37:00,205 --> 00:37:03,774
♪ Our blessings ♪
614
00:37:03,905 --> 00:37:08,475
♪ So maybe it would do ♪
615
00:37:08,605 --> 00:37:11,478
♪ All of us good ♪
616
00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:14,176
♪ To remember ♪
617
00:37:14,306 --> 00:37:20,269
♪ A cowboy's prayer ♪
618
00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:24,142
♪ One night on the range ♪
619
00:37:24,273 --> 00:37:28,016
♪ Before turning in ♪
620
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:31,410
♪ This cowboy began ♪
621
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,023
♪ His praying ♪
622
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:38,722
♪ His pal name of Jim ♪
623
00:37:38,853 --> 00:37:42,509
♪ Says scornful to him ♪
624
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:44,511
♪ What have you ♪
625
00:37:44,641 --> 00:37:50,299
♪ To be thankful for? ♪
626
00:37:50,429 --> 00:37:56,697
♪ For stars says he ♪
627
00:37:56,827 --> 00:38:03,312
♪ And air that's free ♪
628
00:38:03,442 --> 00:38:06,750
♪ For good green lands ♪
629
00:38:06,881 --> 00:38:10,232
♪ And friendly hands ♪
630
00:38:10,362 --> 00:38:13,801
♪ And plains a man ♪
631
00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:17,239
♪ Can ride on ♪
632
00:38:17,369 --> 00:38:21,112
♪ Says he that's why I ♪
633
00:38:21,243 --> 00:38:25,813
♪ Be saying this prayer ♪
634
00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:28,946
♪ As for Jim ♪
635
00:38:29,077 --> 00:38:32,820
♪ He just says ♪
636
00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:35,692
♪ Amen ♪
637
00:38:35,823 --> 00:38:40,741
♪ Amen ♪
638
00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:46,373
That was a mighty fine rendering
639
00:38:46,442 --> 00:38:48,096
of that hymn, ma'am,
and we thank you.
640
00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:50,664
Show folks don't come here
as often as we'd like.
641
00:38:50,794 --> 00:38:53,405
Guess maybe we seem
kind of standoffish,
642
00:38:53,536 --> 00:38:54,885
but we don't mean to be.
643
00:38:55,016 --> 00:38:56,800
In this church,
everybody's welcome.
644
00:38:56,931 --> 00:38:59,237
Well, thanks a lot, Parson.
645
00:38:59,368 --> 00:39:02,589
We're not used to being
so popular.
646
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,547
Well, you won't get very far.
647
00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,418
The whole street's covered.
648
00:39:08,769 --> 00:39:10,161
Yes, so I noticed.
649
00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:12,381
We didn't come here
to cause any trouble,
650
00:39:12,511 --> 00:39:14,339
and there won't be any unless...
651
00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:16,254
Parson: Then what did
you come for?
652
00:39:16,385 --> 00:39:18,909
Carlos sends us to pick up
Ms. Katie Wells.
653
00:39:22,086 --> 00:39:23,697
Just a moment.
654
00:39:23,827 --> 00:39:26,047
I don't see
what all the fuss is about.
655
00:39:26,177 --> 00:39:28,179
I made an appointment
with Mr. Carlos last night
656
00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:29,746
before the show.
657
00:39:29,877 --> 00:39:31,487
It just seems to sent an escort,
that's all.
658
00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:32,749
Katie.
659
00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:35,230
I don't know why
660
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,014
everyone so shocked.
661
00:39:37,145 --> 00:39:40,409
Don't people in Rim Rock
make appointments?
662
00:39:40,539 --> 00:39:42,063
I'll be back later, pop.
663
00:39:54,336 --> 00:39:55,424
Get 'em, Jim.
664
00:39:55,554 --> 00:39:57,208
Why, wh... what's the matter?
665
00:39:57,339 --> 00:39:58,470
Why didn't you shoot?
666
00:39:59,994 --> 00:40:01,430
I was afraid
of hitting the girl.
667
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,518
Why, at that distance
we could of shot
668
00:40:02,649 --> 00:40:04,041
the buttons off them bandits.
669
00:40:04,172 --> 00:40:05,913
Well, I just wasn't
taking any chances.
670
00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:07,654
Well, I think it's Rim Rock
that's taking the chance of
671
00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:09,220
keeping you on as sheriff.
672
00:40:09,351 --> 00:40:10,874
You've just outlived your job,
that's all.
673
00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:12,746
Oh, maybe he's got a little
touch of buck fever.
674
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:14,399
Well, he never had before.
675
00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:16,706
I'm asking you for your badge,
Jim Wyatt.
676
00:40:16,837 --> 00:40:18,403
We're electing
a new sheriff tomorrow.
677
00:40:18,534 --> 00:40:20,318
There's no reason
to go to all that trouble.
678
00:40:20,449 --> 00:40:21,929
If you want to get rid of Carlos
all you have to do is get rid
679
00:40:22,059 --> 00:40:24,105
of that actress,
that's why he's here.
680
00:40:24,235 --> 00:40:26,411
Yes, we haven't had a bit
of trouble with Carlos' men
681
00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:28,326
until these show folks
came to town
682
00:40:28,457 --> 00:40:30,111
Guess maybe we've never had
anybody pretty enough
683
00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:32,069
around here to attract
some attention.
684
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,377
Well, what's all the bellowing?
685
00:40:35,507 --> 00:40:36,639
If you're going to stand out
here we might just as well
686
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,075
finish the service.
687
00:40:38,206 --> 00:40:40,077
We ain't taken up
the collection yet.
688
00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,131
Aren't you staying
for the service, Mr. Howell?
689
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,220
Oh, I gotta get off
some place alone.
690
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:53,510
Where I can do some thinking.
691
00:40:53,612 --> 00:40:55,310
Mind if I tag along?
692
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,442
She couldn't have wanted
to go with King Carlos.
693
00:40:57,573 --> 00:40:59,314
It... it doesn't seem possible.
694
00:40:59,444 --> 00:41:02,752
Of course not and pardon me
for saying so, Mr. Howell,
695
00:41:02,883 --> 00:41:04,319
but as far as women
are concerned,
696
00:41:04,449 --> 00:41:06,234
you don't know
your P's and Q's.
697
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,236
You don't even know your ABC.
698
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:11,282
Aw, it appears like you're
right, Faith, but what can I do?
699
00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:12,849
I don't know, Mr. Howell,
700
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:14,938
but if I was
a smart school teacher,
701
00:41:15,069 --> 00:41:17,898
I wouldn't be asking
a pupil of mine what to do.
702
00:41:18,028 --> 00:41:20,465
- And another thing, Mr. Howell.
- Yes, Faith?
703
00:41:20,596 --> 00:41:21,989
While you're deciding
what to do,
704
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:24,165
for a little while anyway,
I forget that
705
00:41:24,295 --> 00:41:26,428
the pen is mightier
than the sword.
706
00:41:37,439 --> 00:41:40,311
King Carlos,
the big, bad man of the West.
707
00:41:40,442 --> 00:41:42,966
I wasn't afraid of you before
and I'm not afraid of you now.
708
00:41:43,097 --> 00:41:46,100
Oh, rather
a spirited young lady, eh?
709
00:41:46,230 --> 00:41:48,842
Maybe that's why I thought it
was worthwhile going after you.
710
00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:50,495
Going afterDo you call sending
711
00:41:50,626 --> 00:41:52,323
that mangy-looking
group of mongrels
712
00:41:52,454 --> 00:41:54,586
to drag me out of church
going after a girl?
713
00:41:54,717 --> 00:41:56,763
Well, to tell the truth, it was
Sheriff Wyatt I was after.
714
00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,547
A little trick of mine.
715
00:41:58,677 --> 00:42:00,505
But when me and my men decided
to leave this place,
716
00:42:00,636 --> 00:42:02,594
I thought it was about time to
let him know who was the boss.
717
00:42:02,725 --> 00:42:05,728
I'm not a bit interested in you
or your plans, Mr. Carlos,
718
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,338
but I'm sure the people
of Rim Rock will be
719
00:42:07,469 --> 00:42:08,644
glad to know
they've seen the last of you.
720
00:42:08,775 --> 00:42:10,211
Well, perhaps when you find out
721
00:42:10,341 --> 00:42:11,734
that I'm getting
on your side of the fence
722
00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:13,562
you will think differently.
723
00:42:13,692 --> 00:42:16,521
You know the West used to be,
"Each man for himself.
724
00:42:16,652 --> 00:42:18,001
"Take what you could, and then
725
00:42:18,132 --> 00:42:20,134
hope that you live
long enough to enjoy it."
726
00:42:20,264 --> 00:42:22,571
But now with these trains
snorting across the country
727
00:42:22,701 --> 00:42:25,574
and the nice people like you
traveling back and forth,
728
00:42:25,704 --> 00:42:27,794
the West has a chance
to put on its Sunday clothes
729
00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:29,665
and really go places.
730
00:42:29,796 --> 00:42:33,538
So, I thought the boys and I
would go along too. Right, boys?
731
00:42:33,669 --> 00:42:35,149
That might be your aim, King,
732
00:42:35,279 --> 00:42:37,064
but we're looking at things
a lot different.
733
00:42:37,194 --> 00:42:38,717
What do you mean?
734
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:39,806
All those trains
you're talking about
735
00:42:39,936 --> 00:42:41,416
coming from California.
736
00:42:41,546 --> 00:42:44,201
They're packing a lot of gold,
you know.
737
00:42:44,332 --> 00:42:46,638
So we're figuring on
getting our share of it.
738
00:42:46,769 --> 00:42:49,032
I still give the orders
around here.
739
00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:51,043
I'm sorry I got you mixed up
in this, Ms. Wells.
740
00:42:51,121 --> 00:42:52,470
Better be getting back to town.
741
00:43:21,108 --> 00:43:22,805
- Where's Ms. Wells?
- I sent her back to town.
742
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,536
That's the healthiest thing
you ever did.
743
00:43:26,548 --> 00:43:28,202
Say, if you haven't got nothing
to do for the next five minutes,
744
00:43:28,332 --> 00:43:29,492
I could welcome your company.
745
00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:22,647
Well, for a schoolteacher
746
00:44:22,778 --> 00:44:24,649
you are pretty handy
with those guns, eh?
747
00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:25,868
Oh!
748
00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:27,174
That ought to make you
749
00:44:27,304 --> 00:44:28,958
a very important man
in Rim Rock.
750
00:44:29,089 --> 00:44:31,482
Well, goodbye amigo and thanks
so much for the help.
751
00:44:31,613 --> 00:44:32,813
Oh, you're not gonna leave me.
752
00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,224
Now you've taken care of my men,
753
00:44:34,355 --> 00:44:35,312
there's nothing else
for me to do.
754
00:44:35,443 --> 00:44:36,923
- Oh, but...
- Adios.
755
00:44:37,053 --> 00:44:38,053
Uh...
756
00:44:49,848 --> 00:44:51,938
Seven of 'em.
757
00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:54,766
Oh, gosh, now I am in a pickle.
758
00:45:05,212 --> 00:45:07,475
Gosh. Seven of 'em.
759
00:45:42,771 --> 00:45:43,859
What happened?
How did you make out?
760
00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:45,208
Shh.
761
00:45:45,339 --> 00:45:46,993
- K... King Carlos' men are here.
- Where?
762
00:45:47,123 --> 00:45:48,820
Now, now, don't get excited.
Don't worry.
763
00:45:48,951 --> 00:45:50,591
They... they won't cause
any more trouble.
764
00:45:50,692 --> 00:45:52,650
I got 'em all right here
in the wagon.
765
00:45:52,781 --> 00:45:55,088
In the wagon?
766
00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:57,829
This will make you the
biggest hero Rim Rock ever had.
767
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,093
They'll give you a plague,
erect a monument and everything.
768
00:46:00,223 --> 00:46:02,008
Oh, that's just the trouble,
all this time
769
00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:03,966
I've been telling folks
they should put away their guns
770
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:06,534
and take to reading books
and now when they find out
771
00:46:06,664 --> 00:46:09,885
about this, they... they won't
believe anything I tell them.
772
00:46:10,016 --> 00:46:11,843
We can't let that happen.
773
00:46:11,974 --> 00:46:15,630
Faith, y... you got me into this.
You got to figure a way out.
774
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,675
Well, how many of them
are there?
775
00:46:17,806 --> 00:46:20,678
- Seven.
- Seven?
776
00:46:20,809 --> 00:46:22,637
Well, maybe, we can lay them
out on the desert
777
00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:25,292
and pray for a sandstorm
to cover them up.
778
00:46:25,422 --> 00:46:26,422
Oh, Faith.
779
00:46:26,467 --> 00:46:27,337
If they were only one
780
00:46:27,468 --> 00:46:29,905
or two of them, but seven.
781
00:46:30,036 --> 00:46:32,038
Sorry, Mr. Howell,
but I'm stumped.
782
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:35,041
I suppose the correct thing to
do is take 'em to Sheriff Wyatt.
783
00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:38,566
You mean, ex-Sheriff Wyatt.
784
00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:40,916
- Of course.
- Of course, what?
785
00:46:41,047 --> 00:46:43,701
Well, they took Sheriff Wyatt's
badge away from him
786
00:46:43,832 --> 00:46:45,268
because he couldn't shoot.
787
00:46:45,399 --> 00:46:47,053
Now's our chance
to get his badge back
788
00:46:47,183 --> 00:46:48,793
and make him a bigger hero
than ever.
789
00:46:48,924 --> 00:46:50,665
- Come on.
- Okay, let's go.
790
00:47:03,373 --> 00:47:05,680
These are the last two.
Where do you want them?
791
00:47:08,770 --> 00:47:10,076
Faith, will you please
make up your mind?
792
00:47:10,206 --> 00:47:11,729
This one is getting awful heavy.
793
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,296
Drape Red over the banister
794
00:47:13,427 --> 00:47:15,385
and let the Indian
lean against the bar.
795
00:47:18,562 --> 00:47:21,522
I sure feel funny taking credit
for something I didn't do.
796
00:47:21,652 --> 00:47:24,612
But this is the best thing in
the whole world for Mr. Howell,
797
00:47:24,742 --> 00:47:26,266
you and the whole community.
798
00:47:26,396 --> 00:47:29,486
Well, if you put it that way.
799
00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:32,054
And I'm mighty thankful to you,
Tod for what you're doing.
800
00:47:32,185 --> 00:47:33,969
Oh, sheriff, it's me
that should thank you.
801
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,232
But remember, don't ever let
a word of this get out please.
802
00:47:36,363 --> 00:47:39,105
- It would ruin me.
- Oh, not a word ever.
803
00:47:39,235 --> 00:47:40,875
Well, Faith and I
got to be getting along.
804
00:47:40,976 --> 00:47:42,499
Remember, give us time
to make a clean getaway.
805
00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:44,936
- Sure.
- Be sure and make it seem real.
806
00:47:45,067 --> 00:47:46,808
Oh, you can count on me.
807
00:47:56,905 --> 00:47:58,776
Oh, what a night. Giddy up.
808
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,088
Hey! Hey!
809
00:48:06,219 --> 00:48:07,481
Hey!
810
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:16,881
Hey!
811
00:48:27,457 --> 00:48:29,372
Oh, oh, oh!
812
00:48:34,899 --> 00:48:36,423
Quiet!
813
00:48:36,553 --> 00:48:40,122
Carlos' men tried to pull
one too many jobs.
814
00:48:40,253 --> 00:48:43,299
- I just cornered 'em in here.
- Yeah, there they are.
815
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:44,953
Looks like they've
been dead for hours.
816
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:46,607
Huh?
817
00:48:46,737 --> 00:48:49,610
Well, cart 'em off
to the burying grounds.
818
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:51,089
Are you hurt, Jim?
819
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,962
Oh, one of 'em plugged me
in the foot.
820
00:49:22,556 --> 00:49:26,299
Mathildy, I still say we're
lowering our social position.
821
00:49:26,429 --> 00:49:28,214
Sara, you don't understand.
822
00:49:28,344 --> 00:49:31,042
The whole country is talking
about the Silver Dollar.
823
00:49:31,173 --> 00:49:33,044
It's an historic shrine.
824
00:49:33,175 --> 00:49:34,785
Well, it's still a saloon to me.
825
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:36,570
But it's the place to go.
826
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,181
Anybody who is anybody
will be here at the unveiling.
827
00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:40,704
Oh, alright, Mathildy.
828
00:49:40,835 --> 00:49:42,635
But I think we should
leave the girls outside.
829
00:49:42,706 --> 00:49:44,447
But all the men are inside.
830
00:49:44,578 --> 00:49:46,536
Come along, Charity, Prudence.
831
00:49:59,941 --> 00:50:01,203
Step right up the bar, ladies.
832
00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:02,813
The best is none too good.
833
00:50:02,944 --> 00:50:04,815
And the drinks is on the house.
834
00:50:04,946 --> 00:50:06,208
I beg your pardon?
835
00:50:10,038 --> 00:50:11,474
That's what really happened.
836
00:50:11,605 --> 00:50:14,042
But if Mr. Howell ever finds out
I told you,
837
00:50:14,172 --> 00:50:16,784
he'll keep me after school
for the next ten years.
838
00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:18,525
I won't tell,
I promise, Faith.
839
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:21,354
- Honor bright?
- Honor bright.
840
00:50:21,484 --> 00:50:24,052
Say, Katie, please look
for the last time
841
00:50:24,182 --> 00:50:25,619
will you change your mind?
842
00:50:25,749 --> 00:50:27,925
The wagon's all loaded
and with hard riding,
843
00:50:28,056 --> 00:50:30,841
we'll be able to put on our show
in Valley Springs tonight.
844
00:50:30,972 --> 00:50:33,235
And they'll just love us
in Valley Springs.
845
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,150
No, pop, we're going
in the Silver Dollar.
846
00:50:35,281 --> 00:50:37,021
Oh, you're only
inviting trouble.
847
00:50:37,152 --> 00:50:38,632
You know what
they think of us here.
848
00:50:38,762 --> 00:50:41,243
And they'll insult you
every chance they get.
849
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:43,332
Pop, my mind's made up.
850
00:50:43,463 --> 00:50:45,334
Uh...
851
00:50:45,465 --> 00:50:47,989
That daughter of mine is getting
more like me every day.
852
00:50:49,164 --> 00:50:50,164
Come on.
853
00:51:02,308 --> 00:51:05,006
Mr. Howell, look.
Look who's here.
854
00:51:09,184 --> 00:51:10,707
Oh, thanks, Faith.
855
00:51:15,408 --> 00:51:17,714
- Mr. Mayor.
- Oh, how do you do, ma'am?
856
00:51:17,845 --> 00:51:19,499
Those show people
are still in town.
857
00:51:19,629 --> 00:51:21,457
I thought you were going to do
something about that.
858
00:51:21,588 --> 00:51:23,372
Oh, well,
now, I can't allow anything
859
00:51:23,503 --> 00:51:25,287
to interfere
with the unveiling, ma'am.
860
00:51:25,418 --> 00:51:27,115
But I will take care of 'em
afterwards.
861
00:51:27,245 --> 00:51:29,117
Well, I certainly hope so.
862
00:51:29,247 --> 00:51:31,859
They've caused Rim Rock
enough trouble as it is.
863
00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:33,513
Yes.
Excuse me.
864
00:51:35,863 --> 00:51:37,299
Ah, ladies and gentleman.
865
00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:38,518
Could I have your attention
866
00:51:38,648 --> 00:51:40,476
just a minute please?
867
00:51:40,607 --> 00:51:41,912
Thank you.
868
00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:45,089
Now, folks, as you know,
we're here today
869
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,743
to pay homage
870
00:51:46,874 --> 00:51:50,094
to the outstanding citizen
of Rim Rock.
871
00:51:50,225 --> 00:51:54,055
And one of the great heroes
of the West.
872
00:51:54,185 --> 00:51:55,796
Now, I'm talking about
873
00:51:55,926 --> 00:51:58,842
our own Sheriff Jim Wyatt.
874
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:23,998
The Rostrum's all yours.
Go ahead.
875
00:52:24,128 --> 00:52:25,434
Thank you, Mayor.
876
00:52:27,741 --> 00:52:30,700
Well, I'm mighty grateful
877
00:52:30,831 --> 00:52:32,398
to all you folks
878
00:52:32,528 --> 00:52:35,444
for the honor you heaped on me.
879
00:52:35,575 --> 00:52:39,405
But, uh, I feel mighty guilty
accepting it.
880
00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:41,015
Yes, I do.
881
00:52:41,145 --> 00:52:43,626
Because, uh,
there's someone else's
882
00:52:43,757 --> 00:52:46,063
that should be
up here in my place.
883
00:52:48,544 --> 00:52:52,766
Strange enough, the person
I'm referring to is not a man
884
00:52:52,896 --> 00:52:54,202
but a girl.
885
00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:01,644
And the girl I'm referring to
is none other
886
00:53:01,775 --> 00:53:05,039
than that stage lady
Ms. Katie Wells.
887
00:53:13,134 --> 00:53:15,745
- Explain yourself, Jim.
- Hmm?
888
00:53:15,876 --> 00:53:18,226
Mrs. Bassett: Explain yourself.
- Oh.
889
00:53:20,576 --> 00:53:25,015
Oh, uh, if Ms. Wells,
unknown to you folks
890
00:53:25,146 --> 00:53:27,104
hadn't cooperated with me
891
00:53:27,235 --> 00:53:31,065
and, uh, lured Carlos' men
into my trap
892
00:53:31,195 --> 00:53:33,023
I'd never got a shot at 'em.
893
00:53:33,154 --> 00:53:36,810
So, my hat's off
to Ms. Katie Wells.
894
00:53:45,645 --> 00:53:47,255
I'm... I'm not very good at words
895
00:53:47,385 --> 00:53:50,693
but I'd like to show
my appreciation in my own way.
896
00:53:52,478 --> 00:53:53,478
Maestro.
897
00:54:00,311 --> 00:54:04,707
♪ Don't go making speeches ♪
898
00:54:04,838 --> 00:54:09,190
♪ Don't go singing songs ♪
899
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:13,411
♪ Don't insist it's me alone ♪
900
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:18,112
♪ To whom
your affection belongs ♪
901
00:54:18,242 --> 00:54:22,551
♪ Don't say
you'll cross rivers ♪
902
00:54:22,682 --> 00:54:26,903
♪ You might catch a cold ♪
903
00:54:27,034 --> 00:54:31,212
♪ All those words
sound very sweet ♪
904
00:54:31,342 --> 00:54:35,956
♪ But dear they're so old ♪
905
00:54:36,086 --> 00:54:40,438
♪ Don't say
you'll climb mountains ♪
906
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:44,921
♪ They come awfully steep ♪
907
00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:49,143
♪ Don't go making foolish vows ♪
908
00:54:49,273 --> 00:54:53,930
♪ You might be unable to keep ♪
909
00:54:54,061 --> 00:54:58,587
♪ So unnecessary ♪
910
00:54:58,718 --> 00:55:04,506
♪ Trying like you do ♪
911
00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:11,295
♪ You don't have to
make those speeches darling ♪
912
00:55:11,426 --> 00:55:13,341
♪ Just say ♪
913
00:55:13,471 --> 00:55:17,563
♪ I love you ♪
914
00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:23,220
♪ Gee but it's great
to be living ♪
915
00:55:23,351 --> 00:55:28,530
♪ Under western skies ♪
916
00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:32,360
♪ Taking whatever
life's giving ♪
917
00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:37,800
♪ Under western skies ♪
918
00:55:37,931 --> 00:55:41,499
♪ Following trails
to the sunset ♪
919
00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:46,635
♪ Where the rainbow lies ♪
920
00:55:46,766 --> 00:55:49,377
♪ Gee it's fun to live ♪
921
00:55:49,507 --> 00:55:52,902
♪ Under the wonderful sun ♪
922
00:55:53,033 --> 00:55:59,953
♪ Of the western skies ♪
923
00:55:59,977 --> 00:56:00,977
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