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>Claudia: Yes, I know what are you to say:

What a balls to the voice-over.

>I always think too when I go to the cinema.

>But there is to say that it is comfortable.

>Two frasettine on the cross and you explains everything you need to explain.

>So, do this: You decide.

>Half of deadly boredom...

and that scene emblematic explain who the characters...

who are working, problems that have...

or one minute of voice-over.

>Perfect. Voice-over.

>So, my name is Claudia. And this is John, my husband.

>I married seven years ago...

and do not ask why, I can not remember.

>We had no children.

>At first he wanted them, then does not want me and now...

>In short, we say that now we stopped talking about it.

>And do not just talk about it.

>Once a month my husband is an examination of conscience...

just to see if everything's OK...

if things go well between us, and if You can do something to improve them.

>1, 2, 3, 4...

- But yes, the+ACE- >5 seconds.

>Well, more than usual+ACE-

>If there is a string of crises in our marriage...

maybe not all my fault.

>This, however, is Aldo. And Aldo...

>Well, Aldo is a po ' a special case.

- Good morning. - Buond+A7w-. - Where are we going beautiful?

Piazza Wagner.

Wagner, congratulations+ACE- Wagner, the big, blameless Wagner+ACE-

Austrian composer recently deceased.

Author of Loengrid work that is more or less like this...

(CANTA BOLERO OF THE RAVEL)

- Listen... - Tatatatam tam tam. I am the rhythm?

A party which is the Bolero of Ravel.

And then I have a degree of haste. Piazza Wagner, 26th

Aldo: Oh+ACE- This is the Bolero? This is the Bolero? Vabb+A7g-...

- Wait a minute, set the navigator. - Bravo.

Because it is one who is Wagner, it is one where Wagner.

Wagner is written with the G of Goethe?

>Claudia: Who is Aldo for me is somewhat 'hard to explain.

>Claudia: Not that I am ashamed, do not misunderstand.

>It is that if I were to explain how we met...

it is finished and a number of details that are in the midst...

>So, I swear that is not my fault, everything happened by chance+ACE-

>I put in a great casino+ACE-

>Secretary:... noise record your message.

Claudia, my love, as that does not ever answer the phone?

That there is no cornuto of your husband?

Vabb+A7g-, joking.

Today we can see some ' later? I'm having trouble working.

Bureaucratic annoyance, then I tell you. See you later, then, my love?

I can not wait to see you. I miss you so much.

+Jmo- Col thinking about you... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... put in motion 'is the day... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... the sun of love, nanana... +Jmo-

Senta, Nanan, we can not do night here.

I have explained?

- What ever happened? Come on. - Come on.

+ADw-Aldo: I take the my responsibilities...

but we are sure that the kiosk is not misused?

>Claudia: And then there Giacomino.

>James is easy.

>You know the clich+A7k- trito today...

man who has over 40 years and starts to feel far away...

the odorino of death?

>Then make a budget of his life...

of what has and has not, what who did and did not...

and what remains to be done?

>Here, the commonplace, only a 'lower, is James.

>This is now being done a bet with himself...

and truly believe that if you will basket, his life will change.

>Vabb+A7g-, it will be for another time.

>And finally, here I am. This is me.

>Speak to me I was always embarrassed.

>Divento all red I sweat the armpits.

>It is one of my problems, but I'm working on.

>Behind that door, that is about to open...

there's the ending of this story.

>We do so, you decide:

Stay here another 10 seconds and expect to open...

and here comes the dark, SORBITOL there the whole story...

and we see here between one and a half.

>Sorry, this time I decide myself. Dark.

Alberto begins for our policies.

>That white head is the symbol of America. - Friends.

>The chosen body founded by Lamarmora. - Friends.

>The mythological monster killed by Bellerofonte. - Friends.

+ADw-Claudia: Love, I am here.

Give me a hand with shopping, please?

Leave there, then I think, do not worry.

>Scotti... Montale. - Friends.

Listen, because tonight not go out to eat?

- A simple thing, a pizza. - ABI+ACE-

Yes, boh. After seeing.

>Scotti... most popular: L. - Friends.

>What strength+ACE- - Maybe a cinemino.

It is so much that we go there.

Yes, maybe... I have already removed their shoes.

>Scotti... among the best of our samples.

>Un po 'there crying my heart... - If no stay at home. - Eh+ACE-

- Tranquilli... - Yes+ACE-

- But yes, we are at home. - Come on+ACE-

>Scotti... famous reformist. - Friends.

>Jack, boxer starring De Niro.

- Claudia: La Motta. - Friends.

>The second period of the Mesozoic. - Friends.

Luciana: Monday, no, if not the bust all week, right?

Claudia: In fact, Monday...

Luciana: Tuesday and Wednesday, no, because there is the Champions League.

Thursdays? Thursday, why not? I do not remember.

Not even me. However no.

Friday, no, because they do it all and it seems a requirement. Saturday+ACE-

Eh, it's Saturday...

Oh dear, depends on who's ahead.

Sorry, Claudia, we are talking about the same thing?

I do not know.

- You what are you talking about? - Marital sex?

Yes

It is pointless to use so many words, my friend.

The true love, when there is really...

I feel in the air, you see in things, in him perceive smells.

Did you nate the meat, you turn in licantropo, ulula to the moon+ACE-

- True, no? - Corso Magenta?

(sigh) I have explained Who is Magenta.

Now we arrive, some 'patience.

- Are you married? - Angle Carducci?

+ADw-Ah, I get it+ACE-

You probably can not understand why In Philippines you love does not exist.

But perhaps arrive.

Here it is sushi, you will come to love.

- Sushi? - Sushi. - Sushi, sushi. +ADw-Sushi, Sushi+ACE-

+Jmo- Sushi, Sushi, +Jmo- +Jmo- sushi tuttu the annu. +Jmo-

+Jmo- The Amuri DAST ti me ca lu tornu. +Jmo- +Jmo- Forza Palermo+ACE- +Jmo-

Claudia: I feel confused, change my mind every two seconds.

I do not know what to think.

Some days I decide that I have to leave.

I come home from work and I'm the suitcase mentally.

Then already in the elevator I think: If when I open the door ...

... I smiles and embraces me, do not leave again .

Then he smiles you do not and you do not like it, right?

What then if the problem was only...

you are missing some attention, sentirsi courted...

one is the lover and solves the problem, no?

To say, because then we know that does not solve anything, but...

Right?

>Browser: As soon as possible reverse the direction of motion.

I understand+ACE- As soon as possible+ACE-

One moment of patience, I'm talking about the Filipino+ACE-

Sorry. So, it's easy.

- Corso Magenta? - Almost Magenta course.

- Corso Magenta+ACE- - You go there...

- Angle Carducci? - Angle Carducci perfect.

Or there is the same. Anyway, let's go there.

Walk until you hold your legs. Then ask.

Requested or, to the limit, call a taxi, eh? Okay?

- Corso Magenta. - Together: Corner Carducci.

Corso Magenta.

- Thank you. Arigato. - Arigato.

That lasts with these aliens+ACE-

John+ACE-

It?

John?

John: Cucu+ACE- Do not open your eyes there is a surprise.

- A surprise for me? - Yes

- Love... - The same.

Ah+ACE- You open your eyes+ACE- Close. Put down the expense.

- Keep your eyes closed, eh? - Yes

Now run, come with me, we go there.

Run, run, run. Sorry, you run. Sit down.

- No, wait+ACE- There's a cat+ACE- - Come on+ACE- - Via, via+ACE- There. There.

- Where are we? - The sofa is worth?

- Ah... - Eh...

Sorry, do not watch Friends? There's the final wheel.

But who cares if the mouth+ACE- I am recording.

- No+ACE- Close your eyes. Are you ready? - Yeah, come on+ACE-

One, two, three+ACE- Open your eyes+ACE-

Eh?

- What? - Relax-o-matic+ACE-

>Woman 1 TV: Do you know that Julia has done a diet based on bananas?

>Woman 2: Really? You lose weight? >Woman 1: No...

but you have to see how it climbs+ACE- (JOHN RIDE)

This is nice. At least it is nice.

Well, then this. Eh? (SUONERIA OF MOBILE)

Well, this is beautiful. Eh? (OTHER SUONERIA OF MOBILE)

Yes, this is good. Both fortunately is not nobody calls you.

- Good night. - Good night.

Do you mind if I turned another ten minutes?

No, I figured. It is a problem if I sleep without?

You understand the Bushmen that the social structure?

>Claudia: But basically what I can complain? I am missing?

Maybe I'm becoming one of those horrible people...

speaking only for themselves, of their problems...

You know, see things too closely and lose sight of.

According to me I should start to care more than others.

Do volunteer work, things like that, because...

Why is that face?

Is that what this I have heard many times:

Solve the problems of someone else and solve your own.

Looking at things from a certain distance, giving it the proper weight...

Do not believe it. (PHONE RING)

I am 17 years who live among other problems.

Should be a woman happiest in the world, no?

Excuse me.

But in fact.

Then fix those problems? I do not know anybody+ACE-

Do not ever leave.

>James: Listen, try to look in the room behind.

>It is a bag of dark skin, with shoulder strap.

>But be gentle. Perhaps was lost in some anfratto.

>It is important that bag for me: We are working documents...

portfolio and mobile.

>But no, it's impossible+ACE-

>When I came in your bar ce l'avevo...

I left... and none had more.

>Vabb+A7g-, thank you, Mr. Bistrulli, ring at the door, I call again later.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Is this it? - Yes+ACE- But where it found? - In a bar.

+ADw-lt's all day I try that. Thank you+ACE-

- All right, then I... - No+ACE- Please, come, come. - Thanks.

>D.J. Always listening Love Line...

your program of love on One Nation One Station.

>And now, via phone, we feel the fastest...

the other side should Antonello be. Ready?

>Hello, Lello?

>Antonello: Ready? Are Antonello, by Rho. >D.J.: Perfect+ACE-

>Finally we have online+ACE- Lower radio and raises his voice...

do not worry, here we are among friends.

>Come on, Lellone, tell us: How old are you?

- 17, almost 18. >Fantastic, almost 18+ACE-

>So we are almost at the license+ACE- - Oh, yes, almost.

>Look, that schools do, Lellone, how did you put?

The higher technical institute commercial state.

>I understand you do not want to talk about school...

then, as on Love Line, talk about heart.

>You have a girlfriend? - Yes, ce l'ho.

>Tariba: What you want to say, brother? Has spring.

Thanks, Tariba+ACE- You are a genius+ACE- Porca miseria+ACE-

But I leave the lamp? This had understood even by itself+ACE-

Says. Is the title of the letter+ACE- But...

if you read here, not here, here, under the title...

says, I need a moment to think about a break...

Aldo, when a woman tells you that you must think...

means that he already thought.

Let you+ACE- Finished+ACE-

But sorry, the house by the sea in August is mine.

- I tu August July covenants... - Ho capito. But so much is known:

We go alone, you break the balls, You are the sadness...

After two days you will go.

Maybe this year I go there alone.

Ah...

Good evening. I am the wife of John Storti. My husband is still there?

Ah, thanks. No, I try the phone, thanks.

>D.J.: I understand, but I feel you really sad, what's wrong?

>What's your problem? Tell us more...

we Love Line tutt'orecchie us. Vai, Lello+ACE-

I believe that my girl it's another.

We feel, who would this new girlfriend?

Girlfriend+ACE- Always exaggerate...

Like do I call? A purpose that you? So you prefer?

- No, I would prefer... - Oh dear+ACE-

You're telling me that you have not fucked yet?

- James? - SST+ACE-

Right now I was falling in love...

I wanted to do... the longer wheelbase of the leg+ACE-

I know when everything fell apart...

cursed the moment when We saw her husband together+ACE-

The saw, it was scared and realized that was wrong.

It also said in the letter, look:

I want to rebuild the relationship with my husband.

Rebuilding?

With that there? Tariba I have seen:

Is irricostruibile+ACE-

I am not sure whether to be afraid that she has another...

because if he had another, I know that me not noticing.

Why is it so that... That you are not...

Ie... There...

We understand the fly, almost without speaking...

you like the same things, you're always there to think about her...

say what, what would you do.

There are things you feel, you understand.

Giacomino, that you like We understood.

+ADw-What we do not understand is: You like her?

- But you saw him? - He no.

But I have seen him and I can not forget this.

Ce l'ho printed in the brain+ACE- Eh+ACE-

I see it everywhere+ACE-

It's normal, you think you see it. This is why you see it.

+ADw-There you have to believe.

+ADw-Te I explained a thousand times: Do not see with eyes...

we see with the mind.

+ADw-You must convince your mind to see what you want to see...

and a clear what we do not want to see.

+ADw-And if you want to do, there is only one options: do the exercises.

- Oh+ACE- - Hey+ACE- - The exercises you have made?

- Yes, but do not work. - Force+ACE-

You have to repeat. Ri-pe-te-king.

You do not have to repeat once You do not need to repeat ten times...

Together:... You do not need to repeat one hundred Sometimes you have to repeat a thousand times+ACE-

Tariba: Courage, repeat with me.

Together: Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

>D.J.: Rethinking the call by Antonello.

>Antonello, if you feel you have all the life before, you have only 17 years+ACE-

>So is the case for despair? On with life, Antonello+ACE-

>Line Love loves you+ACE-

Together: Your husband does not exist.

Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

It works, Tariba+ACE-

Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

- Claudia non... +ADw-... her husband does not exist.

Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

+ADw-Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

John: Why do not something this weekend?

The work is finished. We can go to sea.

John, are 890 kilometers.

Additions and is now to go back.

Indeed...

Vuoi un po 'di vino?

A Bratto from my sister?

- A Bratto from your sister? - Eh+ACE- - Maybe.

Or maybe not, eh?

How is it that you did so late? There was traffic?

No, I said to you. Work.

There was that meeting... You know how Columbus. Then...

when talking never stops.

Vabb+A7g-, I am not hungry, I am tired. Sparecchi you?

And the lake from my?

Dai, John, is Monday. (Sighs)

E vabb+A7g-...

What balls, I left the phone turned on+ACE- (Puff)

No...

But why? Why have I done?

Buonanotte.

Who the fuck was this?

What I know, one that was wrong.

One that was wrong at 2:00 at night?

Not that after 2:00 at night can not be wrong+ACE-

Yes, but I want to know who was wrong.

Listen, it's late, I am tired, I did not want to talk.

Let me sleep, goodnight.

Claudia+ACE-

>James: Claudia, are you?

Ready?

Claudia?

>Secretary: Registers its message.

John, I am. Listen...

I half tonight casino, I return later: 20:30-21:00.

See if you can take you something to eat. Later.

You see? Do not answer me even more to your phone.

I do not know who in this period, but it is strange.

Yesterday told me a half-ball, then it was an hour on the phone.

Senti chi parla+ACE- For you gliel'hai that the psychopath?

Chi, James?

A party that is not psychopathic...

and then what the story? Figured, would not understand.

You know that yesterday called me at 2:00 at night?

- Who? - The psychopath.

- Puttanaccia... And John? - What got John?

Of 'the truth, You and the psychopath you've...

But you're stupid?

But I told you that we are just friends+ACE-

Then no, I do not want casini. Enough.

- Sin. - Why?

Why you would do so well...

Sorry for last night, I have not replied.

But, figured, indeed, sorry that you...

Something had happened?

Is that because I felt somewhat 'well, I had come to feel desire.

I hope I do not have you created problems.

- Maybe your husband... - No, jokes+ACE-

- Then we make mica nothing wrong, no? - No.

For now...

(CLAUDIA RIDE) No, 'tu.

Yesterday I met my ex-wife.

- E? +ADw-I decided.

Firmo card I sell the house. Enough.

+ADw-Please close and restart.

Have also succeeded you rip the house to the beach.

August is all mine.

And you? What are you doing this summer?

Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

Claudia does not exist, her husband does not exist.

And we see that the mantra works?

And we see that the mantra works? E Tariba bravo+ACE-

(ALDO Sospiro)

+ADw-John It should be 'running, that bastard+ACE-

What a relief, that cool, that lightly+ACE-

Today is the first day my new life.

The wonderful day+ACIAIQ-

- What the fuck you want? - Maria+ACE-

Disappear from my eyes, horrible vision+ACE-

+ADw-John: Watch this taxi... Then you move or no?

(Horn) +ADw-Aldo: Mary again+ACE-

But why, why? Why me?

Mary, tell me that is not true+ACE-

Tell me that is not happen to me+ACE-

Tell me which account for up to three and there's more+ACE-

Now account for up to three and no more. One, two...

+ADw-John: No+ACE-

+ADw-James: Are you okay? You all right? Are you all right?

Yes, thanks, thanks.

- Excuse me, eh? - I understand, but... - Excuse me.

- I had as un'allucinazione. - How?

You may not understand As I am very relieved to see.

James: Yes But be more careful...

- Look at that damage+ACE- - Have ragionissimo, News Media.

If she has no reason, those who have it? I can embrace it?

Keep your hands down, please I will not touch. Do not touch me+ACE-

- Even with the intention, though. I can embrace it? - No...

I need to embrace it+ACE- I let your hands+ACE-

I do not put your hands on him+ACE- I get annoyed+ACE- Excuse me.

- You do not... - Excuse me, I am not well.

- I am not well, I'm calm. - I look into my eyes. - Yes

- Relax. - I relax. - Stia supported. - Yes

- I take the scarf, does not move. - Grazissimo.

Minchia, I found a lunatic+ACE- Vabb+A7g-...

+ADw-John: Listen, nonsolotaxi but as a guide?

+ADw-Holy shit, tanned look as the car.

+ADw-So, finding friendly do not even speak...

so no court you would give reason.

John: So this would be the house.

- My Home... - No, bella, bella.

We lack, All tastes are tastes.

+ADw-Belli also so here drawings. Belli.

How old is the child?

There is no child, that is an artist of a certain...

We do one thing, let's leave.

Compile the finding friendly sign the cards to accommodate all.

Bravo+ACE- Accommodate all. But it all+ACE-

- James: What? - It is approaching. - Yes

James: Say...

Watch the finger, but do not look to the finger. Watch the finger...

not to the finger. - What the finger?

- That there... - Eh. ...there? Is it true?

+ADw-Or is it an old woman, a cyclist, a negro...

a Argonauts, a embalmers, an archduke, an Archbishop... Who is it?

Is calm. Do not lose the peace.

Do not make gestures, can make in the eye.

- She worries me. Perhaps... - I worry too, can?

I have more right. But she sees it as I see it?

Because, as he sees?

Yes, no...

Aldo: So, you bassetto? With the mustache?

+ADw-Col very pronounced nose that looks like a locust?

Honestly, ugly, ugly, ugly, that is hard to watch it?

- No, listen, you're upset. - I are close, not away+ACE-

It is not so serious.

+ADw-John, if I'm good nobody wants it.

Say, it needs something?

I have the neck, it hurts me the neck, I took the shot.

- No case for a thing... - A Aulin?

No, a Relax-o-matic. (ALDO TOSSA)

Listen, what is it? The port a glass of water?

No. He has a place where can I throw up a minute?

Throw up a minute? No, not here. Come...

A specific place for the vomiting, in short.

A throw up even of modest proportions.

+ADw-James: Ah+ACE- - Eh?

- Same to you like the movie? - The Movie? Yes, I like cinema.

- The Decalogue... He had seen them all? - A parts. Snippets here and there.

+ADw-Senta, curiosity, his favorite movie, what is?

Obviously The waves of destiny Lars Von Trier.

Lar Portrier...

Watch the vomitante he is calling again.

Portrier Lar, Lar Portrier...

Lar Portrier.

Feel, do one thing, the to me the company will reimburse all damages.

If we agree, can we close it here, mh?

What to say: Thanks very cordially.

+ADw-John: Yes, by two calculations, bonus malus menus...

I can also come to meet, for this time.

Heard, I was putting on a pasta. If you like, you...

Aldo: No, Mr Giacomino, you have already done so...

has been far too kind, thanks for everything.

Through wine, to vomiting, thanks for everything.

Let us now, we do not want disturbing, even now...

falls his lady... +ADw-James: No...

are not married, then you can...

Ah, no? Mr Giacomino, you do not tell me the right one.

I in those eyes I see love.

Mistake? If I am wrong, I am ready to throw into the fire.

He? I knew it, we read him in the face+ACE-

I love the Annus, the breath. I am a truffle dog love+ACE-

Ah, love+ACE- (RIDE)

And I say: how you?

+ADw-James: You know, we know by so little time...

Ah, it is just born? Che bello+ACE-

Same thoughts, much in common, still stuck...

tangled one another...

We need to detach take a beating+ACE-

+ADw-lt is not the case, because she is a po 'incasinata...

there is some complication, some...

- What I am saying? Are you married?

James: I do not know, I've never seen.

But it must be one of those balls to the foot.

+ADw-You know, those annoying pantofolai... - Look...

I'm not talking about husbands, because for them class hatred.

Seconds only to Jehovah's Witnesses+ACE-

+ADw-Maybe both works, arrive late at home...

has other thoughts in his head... No?

(laughing) But that works both+ACE- Off at 17:00...

coming home and you put in front TV watching Friends.

(laughing) What pirla+ACE-

And I bet that while the Watch Friends...

If these walls could talk, eh?

You should confess: fires, flames, Sodom, Gamarra... Eh?

+ADw-James: No, ehm... Who knows what...

Which is saying? That you have not yet...

+ADw-No, it is not that we have not yet...

No, we have not yet...

But go+ACE- But come+ACE- And let's go+ACE- (Sighs)

- James: It's happened? - Eh?

No, I received a text message.

- Must be a news... - Beautiful.

+ADw-Look, James, pasta that you said...

we can put it on? I was a famine.

(RING OF MOBILE)

(JOHN attack)

>Claudia: I do not respond, there is distant.

Back late at night and do not know where he was.

It seems to me impossible having another, but...

+ADw-I did not expect. And I do not expected to stay so badly.

Analyst (in Roman): You can say one thing?

I have broken the hilt+ACE- (CLAUDIA TRASALE)

+ADw- I do not go that well, I do not go well the other...

... are confused and are not confused ... But Fuck you+ACE-

But then excuse this poor man, What the fuck should I do?

+ADw-Whole life pizzas to take to the dragon?

With a like you? Because you know what are you?

- You are a zoccola. - No+ACE- - Yes+ACE-

Listen...

We pretend.

Let's assume that I have another...

Ah...

- And who is this? - No, to say absurd.

And who would be absurd for, this bitch?

Do that is you If you have known for...

and then discover that is my lover.

Except that she does not know that you know. I do not know if it is clear...

Yes, of course, are not stupid. Go ahead.

Here...

What do you do?

- Because of the kids? - Eh? - They play well, boys.

Strong+ACE-

>Reporter:... traversone... Shevchenko+ACE-

James: Goal, goal, goal, goal+ACE-

The Ukrainian has put, yes+ACE- Samples of ltalia+ACE- Yes+ACE-

- And let's go+ACE- - And let's go+ACE-

Thanks, Sheva+ACE- Yes+ACE-

- Yes+ACE- Thanks, guys, thanks+ACE- - And let's go+ACE- Go+ACE-

(JOHN RIDE)

- Yes+ACE- - And let's go+ACE-

Sheva+ACE- Sheva+ACE-

>Secretary: The user that you called it is currently not reachable...

James: Yes, look, I decided. Stop therapy.

- But it is safe? +ADw-Yes, it does not feel the need.

It is not only because I fell in love...

I just changed.

I have new friends, go out, I trust the people...

- Man: Go to the airport? - Yes, sometimes...

Man: No, I say, it's free?

Liberissimo... Liberissimo...

+ADw-Women's: You crazy? Do not The ring, stretches and just...

and there are jobs.

Take Scarampo, Buonarroti, jump Ravizza, which is the site...

+ADw-Then take Corso Vercelli Carducci until...

and then turns where I say, okay?

Do not prolong the road, because I notice...

are not an old carampana.

Ah, feel, Nino: The meter is a standard?

>Secretary: The user that you called is not at the moment...

James: For example, what a beautiful...

is to know time to time. That is...

John: Well, I know each time it is beautiful.

James: Discover what you like, not what she likes...

Behold+ACE- For example, what you like?

Well, little things I do not know...

Type?

I do not know... Like the other night...

The other night what?

The other night I got the idea to prepare a dinner...

a simple, made with my hands.

Yet appreciated, we saw that just liked it.

That tenderness+ACE-

- However, despite this, you have not already... - What?

- You have not yet... - Antonello...

I told you a thousand times, no. - No...

Happen.

Listen, we do that maybe one of these evenings we see.

- Yes... However still - What?

I say, not yet nothing has happened, it's official.

Hello, Antonello, I'll see.

>Secretary: You have the number right in at the wrong time.

>Leave a message be recalled.

>Claudia: John, I am.

>Tonight I go out to dinner with Luciana. I late, I wait. Hello.

James: Antonello+ACE- What are you doing here? We had to see?

I made you a surprise. It is a problem?

No, but you have a face... It's happened?

- Can I come in? Or you have guests? - Sure you can enter. Come...

Of course they are.

James: Indeed, where we eat eat two in three.

By the way, the two of you know me you know that already, right?

- How is your wrist? Weak? - That is fine, but I am worried.

Faints too often, you must show you.

I saw a shadow evil. A black silhouette, disturbing...

Paraumana+ACE-

Are you stupid? Is that the accident+ACE-

- Descrivimelo. - Stop doing... - It's a silhouette? +ADw-... Mmh

Black? Paraumana? Evil?

Va un po 'inclusive is experiencing a difficult time.

When a woman leaves you is difficult to digest.

What the fuck you want?

And then maybe nor is it as you think.

Tomorrow evening I invited here for dinner.

She said yes e...

No, no, I think it's like.

The other day has practically confessed.

And bravo Giacomino. Bravo, Giacomino.

We do get some 'air this bat+ACE-

Truly, I am glad for you. Blessed are you.

You realize that asshole+ACE-

I split his head to save 'I'm married...

and what is he?

Piece of shit+ACE-

I think my wife is in love with another.

Excuse me, what did he say?

Luciana: And cazzate you've done lately?

Even those to save the marriage?

Claudia, are months you say you're tired...

you're confused, who want to leave...

Then means so that must end.

So what do you know?

Now I go there and to this question must meet or him or me+ACE- Understand?

Apart from that technically not a question, however...

understood.

You have something to say?

Aldo: Come on+ACE- What a coincidence+ACE- What are you doing here?

I live here and are here.

And where are you going beautiful?

- At work. I had a problem and go to work. - What problem?

+ADw-A problem with the robe there... That problem there...

- Osteoarthritis congenital hand? - But no, a problem with the machine.

- They put the robe there... - The jaws? - The jaws+ACE-

- Non ti was jaws. - I was jaws.

Jaw is a difficult word, because the sc.

What problem is it? I take you I+ACE- Jump on+ACE-

No, I prefer make two passes on foot.

Fai i complimenti? Jump up, strength+ACE-

If no friends what use? Strength+ACE-

Forward+ACE-

- So, as we went last night? - Well, nothing.

It's gone wrong?

It is not so much the speech went well, it's gone bad...

+ADw-So, you still need to discuss?

But the question is not discuss or not discuss...

Mary, please come to me herpes+ACE- What you have said, what happened?

It was gone. It's over.

No, nothing, I have come to expect a text message.

And where is she now?

+ADw-Eh... Where is... I do. Along with that bastard, that's where.

Which bastard?

Why do not you say anything your friend?

(Voice of Claudia: Usually in these cases it is said:)

(... I need to stay some 'alone'.)

(I know, it's a silly phrase and plays a little 'fake.)

(But it is the only thing that can to write at this time.)

(I seem to not know more about me, what I want... )

(... Not to know more no nothing.)

(Campanella)

(Do not look for, at least for a while '.)

(Campanella)

(If you can, try to forgive me.)

Even you? But what do you want?

+ADw-John: Where is it? - Where is who?

Navigator: Take this road for 799 km.

Navigator: Take this road for 798 km.

But this navigator is essential?

Put that way wrong...

We are on the motorway, it is always straight, how the fuck can you go wrong path?

I do not know off+ACE- I know light, but do not shut down.

Turns off when you arrive. It is designed that way. A few questions?

(sigh) What a great atmosphere...

Then I want to see.

I must say in the face that our marriage...

is finished because of a taxi driver Terrone and dyslexic+ACE-

- We inform you that the Terrone apoplettico... - Dyslexia.

Mmh... As desired. However, Terrone that dyslexic...

in two months of attendance has restored a desire to live...

even if you will live with you 18 centuries, can you give it, all right?

However if you feel you want to say in the face because you are boring...

between 798 km will be served.

Navigator: Take this road for 797 km.

97.

Then the limit a crush for a tamarro like you...

are even willing to understand.

Are those things in life you need to do to force...

but then puts in the drawer cazzate of...

where you live, too. And it ended there.

But with this one behind...

what the fuck we have ever found? What we have seen in this here?

+ADw-I was inconceivable+ACE- I can not understand their own+ACE-

It's beyond+ACE-

That is... Waves of destiny+ACIAIQ-

Perhaps because I I could make it talk?

Because if you are not you ever noticed, women need to talk+ACE-

Not only they, the human being itself is made of language.

If there is not the word among beings human communication...

Vabb+A7g-...

Bravo, Giacomino, bravo. Speak, speak.

But after all that much talk...

a woman must extrinsic her femininity wild.

- And then... - So what?

- So... - You said then. So what?

- When a woman... - I do not care when...

interests me... then, you have left with the dots, fill them+ACE-

Not that I can I fill them all+ACE-

Eh+ACE-

I think I have already filled enough.

- If you can tell... - You shut up+ACE- You must shut up+ACE-

Point+ACE-

Want to fill you too?

The dot.

Navigator: Take this road for 455 km.

John Ohi, ohi+ACE-

Would you like to guide me?

Rather than drive to another, kill me.

So maybe if first let me go...

Vabb+A7g-, since you do not have the physical, we stop to sleep.

I know a place near here.

Then+ACE-

John: But you're stupid? Because we can not go to a hotel?

Rule number 4. The taxi does not abandon, cascades over the world+ACE-

I am pretty tested to kill.

+ADw-Aldo: And anyway, if you want an inn...

use your gambette by ranocchietto frail and walk+ACE-

Okay?

+ADw-James: I understand has already how's it going to end:

You spend the night in a hotel 4-star room service...

and the company is not evil. Dai, Ciccio, drawn to do.

Among other things, this machine shit, who want you Ciuli?

Aldo: well said even your wife.

Aldo: I do myself. Let us all an account at the end.

Cap and brioche?

Two caps, two brioches...

a beer clear media and a sandwich with wild boar.

- Oh, I have to drive. - 9.90.

- Keep well the rest. +ADw-Thanks.

A coffee and a fan, thank you.

Ah, I would also a bottle of water.

I can not believe it+ACE-

I can not believe it+ACE- Miss Browser+ACE-

It is the most beautiful day of my life+ACE-

All: +Jmo- I wanted to te... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... the tenderness I have not... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... understanding that I do not know +Jmo- +Jmo- find in this world stupid. +Jmo-

Please, please, I do: lnvertire to turn around?

It is my favorite+ACE-

As soon as possible, reverse the direction of motion.

Mii, che bello+ACE- Unplugged+ACE-

Women: If you do not stop immediately call the police.

And I'm not kidding.

Navigator: Between 500m turn right.

Navigator: Between 400 meters...

(voice distorted) turn right. - Hush, zoccola+ACE-

Congratulations on the choice of the house. Comoda.

Two years that are around us and there are still 6000 kilometers.

And how can you be sure that Claudia is the sea?

He took the keys.

Maybe they were the keys to the attic.

Well, yes, maybe now which is reflected in the loft.

But no, it's impossible. We do not have the loft.

That is, we have, but the keys has the old tenant, then...

Oh dear, now I do be a doubt.

(STRANO ENGINE NOISE)

What happens? Why is that? What have you? What have you?

James: If crush the accelerator, the brake...

So driving the car, I'ma taxi driver.

E vabb+A7g-, there is a problem. We need to get off.

But when it comes cacchio carroattrezzi this?

You must stay calm, though.

After all has passed away only three hours.

(NOISE OF SUBMISSION IN AVVICINAMENTO. MUSIC DALL'AUTORADIO)

Oh+ACE-

Baby +Jmo- About Us +Jmo- +Jmo- Love is a fairy tale. +Jmo-

- John: Yes, but... - +Jmo- About us. +Jmo-

+Jmo- If you want to fly, you port +Jmo- +Jmo- out in the fields of wheat... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... to make love with me. +Jmo-

- I understand, but... - +Jmo- You tell me I love you... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... and come in the grain, +Jmo- +Jmo- in the lawn that is more beautiful. +Jmo-

Pupo, Pupone+ACE- The largest Italian rock star of all time+ACE-

The hero of Ponticino+ACE-

Yes, but they are three and a half hours expect that.

Sorry, kids. It is high season exaggerated.

It is already a miracle that I arrived here.

Che botta di culo, eh?

So what? Where is the car?

Then, we see that has a sore body, the little girl. (RIDE)

We punched the car, and then these are the consequences.

If the house instead of in South Africa takes in Mozambique...

we were already there.

+ADw-Children, I have good news: You spappolato the carburetor+ACE-

+ADw-Sgargarato That's it+ACE- - What did he say? - Carburetor.

- He said the carburetor? - Yes

- Carburetor? The words are these? - Yes

No, no carburetor+ACE- I wanted the good as a son+ACE-

+ADw-Man: But for you Christmas is the balls+ACE-

Because in the midst of the balls there's me, the gift:

Vanni... Macera, Brunelleschi of the carburetors+ACE-

But it is nice+ACE-

Senta, Mr Brunelleschi of carburetors...

when the car would be ready? - To touch everything is ready to modin.

+ADw-Giovanni: Thank you, Macera. - Aldo: Thank you.

What the fuck you are? Mean that is ready to one tomorrow.

+ADw-John: No, Dr. Macera, not wait a modin touch.

It is high season exaggerated.

Do you know how to say in my part?

About caca for the haste in the garden, often the butt of the ant. (RIDE)

This is funny, eh?

Senta, Mr Vanni, would not advise from a place to sleep...

just to spend?

+ADw-But what you have in the brain? A hollow?

Still not understood what is the problem?

- What is high season too+ACE- - Men: Bravo+ACE-

And the branch is cri cri all difficulties, The rickety cricket+ACE-

Cri cri cri cri+ACE- (RIDE)

- Make laugh... - Make funny thing?

+ADw-Baby We Tuscan is to be cheerful+ACE- (RIDE)

- John: Fun... - Aldo: And now we do?

What would you like to stay in turn like shit in the pipes?

Come to me, no? I will host+ACE-

Tuscan crostini, Tuscan wine, Tuscan boar...

And finally, the starling botta Tuscan improvised, all night.

Crashed from laughing+ACE-

Eh?

I would have this solution.

( ICE CREAM CHOCOLATE DALL'AUTORADIO)

Chocolate Ice Cream +Jmo-, +Jmo- +Jmo- dolce un po 'salty... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... tu, gelato al cioccolato. +Jmo-

+Jmo- Chocolate Kisses +Jmo- +Jmo- io te l'ho rubato... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... tu, gelato al cioccolato. +Jmo-

+Jmo- Chocolate Gelato. +Jmo- +Jmo- dolce un po 'salty... +Jmo-

+ADw-James: My wife is there with her boyfriend.

We're all calm and serene, but no humor...

nothing beats the spirit that annoyed me, okay?

- Indeed, he do not speak, we are better. - Who? Me?

The boyfriend of...

Among other things, we hope to be at home, if not have cocks.

Sorry, let me understand: Is not your home?

All you need is the keys, open...

Yes, but technically the house in July is his. We are guests, understand?

- Can I ask a question? - Yes

In your home, since it is July, Technically, I can shit?

+Jmo- Chocolate Gelato. +Jmo-

Chocolate Ice Cream +Jmo-, +Jmo- +Jmo- dolce un po 'salty... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... tu, gelato al cioccolato. +Jmo-

Aldo: Madam, say what you want...

but for me there Technically it is an asshole.

If I can afford.

+ADw-James: Give rest, forget. Change speech.

Sorry, do not do this.

Do not leave a woman alone the day before the holiday.

- You can not+ACE- - Clearly, however, yes.

+ADw-Silvia: Vabb+A7g-, and you? How come you are here?

- John: Work... - James: Giro with friends...

Friends of work. So...

+ADw-You know, when you always the holidays...

and you feel that has never Tuscany seen... (RIDE)

Eh? No?

Vabb+A7g-, so I say get the facts.

We love the same woman...

and let's check in Calabria.

+ADw-And when we find...

ce the play dice?

Vabb+A7g-, I'm going to bed.

+ADw-James, you know where are the sheets, right?

Buonanotte.

Together: Good.

Two teaspoons?

James: So, how's it going?

So...

Once finished?

And how are you?

Well, I thought worse.

You sorry, eh?

I will make a right.

And you, however, with that there?

I know that you were right.

Who knows what I put in the head. Boh+ACE-

And with those two What are you up to?

Boh+ACE-

You have, Giacomino? You look strange.

No, nothing, nothing.

- Un po 'di boar? - No, thanks.

See what is good. It is Tuscan.

I almost almost come home.

At home? In what sense?

But yes, come on. I got something here?

Nothing.

- He is her husband, is her life. +ADw-lndeed...

- You are in love, it shows. Other - that love...

I can say that almost not even know...

and she does not know me. - We wanted to say.

You are unknown to yourselves, belonging to two different ethnic groups.

You saw... But that that gets us to that? Nothing+ACE-

Something must happen.

You know when everything happens in your mind, you're in crisis...

you need to convince of things that really...

Certainly, sorrows me not see it anymore.

Ma porca miseria, Giacomino, make a step forward and 10 back?

You have to be more stoic, irreproachable about your ideas+ACE-

News Media E+ACE- I have known another Giacomino+ACE- Eh+ACE-

You have to be stopped on your decisions+ACE-

You're right, sorry, it was a...

We do not think more, you decide.

Enough. Basta, I decided. When we say enough is enough. Finished.

- Toh, hold you. - You're right to sell.

Carina... Who is it?

- How nice, who is? - Do not tell, I guess not.

Your mother was young+ACE-

C'ho taken?

- What we do here? - Relax, relax.

- What we do here, Giacomino? - Stay calm, look at me.

Now you drink a glass of water, see you cheers up completely.

Buttalo everything down, go, everything.

Ah... See?

(NOISE OF GLASSES INFRANTl)

The glass of good service.

I care that your service Crystal Bohemia?

Do not do the little bourgeois+ACE- I'm crazy+ACE-

I threw the phone in ships+ACE-

Who knows how many times I was not being called+ACE-

You're calm, listen to me.

Now repeat everything, perhaps in Italian and without cry, eh?

Listen, look at me in the eye.

So, you are at fast food you and Claudia.

We were the fast-food, me and Claudia.

>We had just finished to make love...

and you, Giacomino, m'insegni...

that after making love nothing is better than a Big Mac

Listen, my farfalletta must ask you something a little 'delicate.

Sure, scoreggino, tell me.

+ADw-Listen, now is a bit 'of time we see, no?

In short, I do not know where to start, are excited, I sweat your hands.

+ADw-However, it is a thing that would change...

+ADw-So, a little change ' our lives.

Love, what happens? Are you evil?

Do not say anything, do not move. There's my husband+ACE-

+ADw-No, do not look now. What do we do?

+ADw-Stay calm, do not you take panic, breathe.

Just tell me where.

Two tables behind me.

- What are eating the hamburger? - Yes

Miii that bad man+ACE-

- Claudia: If we see, makes a massacre. - Who? What?

Do not you ever seen angry.

What destroys restaurant single-handed.

Perfect, you're unrecognizable.

You say to me when not watching and I leave here.

+ADw-Brava, excellent idea.

- Do not look. - What now?

Do not look.

Claudia: What now?

Do not look.

- What now? +ADw-Mii, not watching+ACE-

I understand+ACE- I understand+ACE- You're saying that this man there...

has two wives+ACE-

No, I'm telling you that you are an idiot+ACE-

You have not understood anything+ACE-

They are two different people+ACE-

Obviously you did confusion.

She showed you one and you Watched it another. You understand?

- Mary, what a mess+ACE- Mary+ACE- - John with you has nothing to do with anything.

Your Claudia with us has nothing to do with anything+ACE-

Who knows how many times I tried and I have found it+ACE-

Now I am doing a course on sub...

hire two cylinders, throw in there...

Above are allergic to ships.

I take the phone?

You realize the casino we have combined?

I take the phone?

That then, as suspicious, can not believe...

tell if it is gone.

+ADw-Think that we are cutting out.

And then we go home not tell him anything.

After you have given me the mobile.

And here we leave it alone. So if the quarry.

Who? What then?

Mobile phone we do not talk, right?

Love, certain that I miss, I miss da crazy...

you can not understand it+ACE- Except that now I can not.

No+ACE- There is another, you do not invent anything...

I'm telling you, we must help a person, bigamy...

No, bigamy, one with two wives.

(Horn) A complicated story. Wait...

+ADw-John So, we really got? Up+ACE-

I have always said, lacks organization.

If you want to stay, No problem.

But first I must solve this thing with John.

- Maybe a reality check when I go back, eh? - Hi there.

- We feel. - Come on, we feel.

(Horn)

(SOUND OF CAR THAT leaves)

>Claudia: Vabb+A7g- more of this.

>What happened after I will save.

>But if you think that it was easy making a decision, you wrong.

>But now it is so and for a while 'I do not want to think about it.

(SHOTS TO DOOR)

Love, are the least wind, do later.

Yes, John, and a second arrival.

>Claudia: By Aldo e Giacomo Sometimes we have seen.

>At there was a po 'of embarrassment...

but then we can say that we became almost friends.

>Aldo, just returned, went to live with his Claudia.

>It was a beautiful weeks.

>Then, one Saturday, it was noticed that does not bore the more...

and escaped through the window.

>She has returned with her husband and it seems that it is good.

>James was made to a lift to the house of Silvia.

>He understood that what he really wanted was back with his ex-wife.

>What I had not realized was that she had not the slightest intention.

>After ten days we are left again.

>Now, if nothing else, Giacomo and Aldo have become good friends...

have fun and we would say who are happy.

>August, at sea, have passed together.

Oh, almost forgot...

+ADw-For the race would be 3600 euros.

As Euro 3600?

Ah, already+ACE- Cap and brioche.

I give them those.

What do you have done so.

Call me silly, call me unplugged...

but have done so.

>Claudia: As for me and John, now things are going better.

>We have restarted out in the evening...

even when there is the Champions League.

>Let us put for now that is good, and then... will be seen.

(CLAUDIA Sospiro)

(Infants cries)

Claudia: It is not possible, every night+ACE-

But what this child?

John: Give love, I am going.

So, we want to stop this child to cry or not?

Eh? These are the three in the morning+ACE-

We both want to spend money to do this visit to a specialist?

Eh? There a council: Dr Sirchioli, 6832173.

What do I do, I call the police?

So, this is the last time, okay? Avvicinatelo.

(Infants cries)

+Jmo- Ninna nanna, ninna o... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... this bimbo a chi lo do? +Jmo-

+Jmo- The +Jmo- befana to give +Jmo- it takes a week. +Jmo-

+Jmo- The black wolf to give +Jmo- +Jmo- it takes a whole year. +Jmo-

+Jmo- I give to paparino, +Jmo- +Jmo- if the door motor. +Jmo-

+Jmo- Ninna nanna, ninna o... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... this bimbo a chi lo do? +Jmo-

The +Jmo- +Jmo- give to grandma +Jmo- who puts down in the cellar. +Jmo-

The +Jmo- +Jmo- give the brother +Jmo- who puts it in the fireplace+ACE- +Jmo-

+Jmo- I give to Dr. Sirchioli, +Jmo- +Jmo- it with the ravioli dough+ACE- +Jmo-

+Jmo- Ninna nanna, ninna o. +Jmo-

+Jmo- Ninna nanna, ninna o. +Jmo-

(Infants remains silent)

(Infants cries)

+ADwmag- Ninna nanna, ninna o... +Jmo-

+Jmo- ... this bimbo a chi lo do? +Jmo-

+Jmo- The given to Joshua, +Jmo- +Jmo- if it brings a little 'with him. +Jmo-