All language subtitles for True Blood - 3x09 - Everything is Broken.HDTV.FQM.en

We need sanctuary.

Oh, my God.
What have you done?

I staked a vampire,
the lover of Russell Edgington.

Are you insane?
Where can we go?

Uh, a human home
would be safest.

We've both been invited
into Sookie's.

No! That's out
of the question.

You never panic.
Should I be panicking?

Ginger, dear,
where do you live?

Across the river
in Bossier. Why?

We need your house.
Now-ish.

Because of the V-Feds?

I'm sorry, Miss Flanagan.
The bar is closed.

Thank you. I already ate.

Tru Blood only, of course.

Can't stay out of trouble,
can you?

The VRA is two states away
from ratification.

I should be kissing asses
in Oregon,

not cleaning up after you
in fucking Louisiana.

Oh, I promise there is
nothing amiss in my area.

Shut up.
You're making my head hurt.

Officers, silver him.

[GASPS]

[ERIC SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[JACE EVERETT'S
"BAD THINGS" PLAYING]

Where is he? Where is he?
MAN: In the study, sire.

[EXHALES]

Talbot. Talbot.

[WHISPERING]
Talbot. Talbot. Talbot.

No. No.

My... Love me.

Talbot! Talbot! Talbot!

Talbot! Nice, is it...?

[SIGHS]

[SCREAMS]

Yes.

I suppose I should have
mentioned that.

There's an old tarp out back.

Normal couples do not do this,
Bill Compton.

Thought you'd given up
on being like normal couples.

What would you rather be doing?

Sitting on the sofa,
watching television?

Well, used to be my idea
of excitement, you know.

You've spoiled me.

Just once, I'd like to not find

a dead body in my house.

Is that asking too much?

Sookie, he was sent
to kill you.

If I didn't kill him,
he would have come back for you.

You have to trust me.

Don't you?

I do. I mean, I try to,
but then there's things like...

Like?

Like that secret file
you got on me.

You know the one.
Russell Edgington showed me.

All kinds of birth records,

family trees,
newspaper clippings about me.

He said it's yours.

It's true.

I collected information
to find out

why Eric Northman has such
an unusual interest in you.

I assume it has to do
with what you are.

Do you know what I am?

Truly, I do not.
I'm doing my best to find out.

Okay, see, I don't know how
you did things in the 1800s,

but keeping a file on
the woman you love is creepy.

I have to know what you are,
or else I can't protect you.

But you have to trust me

and stop thinking of me
as a thing to be protected.

I took care of Debbie
by myself.

I'm not afraid to spill
a little blood anymore.

Much as you want to be human,

I think I'm meeting you
halfway to vampire.

[BOTTLES CLANGING]

What?

Usually, this is where
I come up with an excuse

to get you
the fuck up out of here.

Oh. Like, "I gotta
get to work early."

Or, "I think I got
food poisoning."

Or, "Would you mind helping me
clean the lice out of my bed?"

I go with ticks.

And which is it this time?

No. I guess you can stay.

Mmm. Good answer.

Really.

Very good answer.

[SIGHS]

I like your ink.

Oh, yeah?
Mm-hm.

They say the Olmecs
and the Mayans

used to worship the jaguar.

Mm-hm.

He's strong and elusive.

He holds power
over the universe.

Yeah?

Is that what you think
of yourself?

Okay, my high school
was the Jaguars.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]
That's more like it.

But it's pretty anyhow.

[SIGHS]

CRYSTAL:
I told you, he's not here!

FELTON:
Where the fuck is he?

Why ain't he got you
chained up or something?

I don't know! Just stop it!
I can't think!

Yeah! Just freeze!
Ah!

Hands on your head.

You a cop?
Shut up.

Is he a cop?
Don't answer.

Not really.
What are you asking? Ransom?

We ain't got much.
Well, what? Ransom?

He wants money!
I don't want money.

What are you talking about?
I ain't leaving you.

You been promised to me
since you was 4.

She's her own woman,
she can do what she wants.

You're the one who kidnapped r.

What?

She came to me.

What?

Is that true?
I swear to God,

I'll kick your ass,
you ran out on me.

Hey, don't talk to her
like that!

Don't make me hit you.

You know I hate it
when you make me hit you.

Dude! I got the gun!
Shut the fuck up!

[EXHALES]

W-Why does he think
I kidnapped you?

He raped me too.
What?

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

Cocksucker, that's my girl!
I didn't rape no one!

[JASON GROANS]

Give me the gun, baby!

[CRYSTAL GRUNTS]
[GROANS]

FELTON: You bitch!
Why the fuck did you hit me...?

JASON: Hey, hey, hey.
Give me that.

Could you not make me a rapist?

I'm sorry. It was the best
I could think of.

Look, we better tie him up
before he comes to.

He's a lot stronger
than he looks.

All right.
I'll get my handcuffs.

No. He can escape handcuffs.

What? What is he,
a magician?

Just... Rope. Trust me.
Bring me rope.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

The downstairs is clean.

Well, I told you
there was nothing.

It's been wiped.

Well, I'm a Virgo.

I like to be neat.

Your screeching fang-cushion
of a barmaid,

who's been glamoured so much

she can't even remember
her own last name,

does know that no one
ever goes down there

with so much as a mop
and a promise.

Suddenly it's as sterile
as an operating room.

It doesn't prove anything.

If only we had a Magister
to decide that.

[CHUCKLES]

Relax. It's not
like you killed someone.

Just need your
official statement.

FLANAGAN:
That's all.

Webcams.
For the Authority.

[BUZZING]

Members of the Authority,
it's Nan. Can you hear me?

[MUFFLED VOICE]

Good.

As regards to the matter of the
disappearance of our Magister...

Last known whereabouts, this
dump in Shreveport, Louisiana.

... you have before you Eric
Northman, Sheriff of Area Five.

[BUZZING]

Smile for the cameras, Eric.

[WHIMPERS]

I spiked it a little.
Looks like you could use it.

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFLES]

[SIGHS]

Hey, listen.
What you went through

sounds like more
than one person can handle.

You're here.

Yeah, but I don't think
I'm doing too much good.

[SIGHS]

Have you ever thought about...?

I'm not going to a shrink.

Pour my guts out to a stranger
is the last thing I need.

Just tell me
you'll think about it.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

I got it.

Arlene?

[WOMAN LAUGHING]
You're lucky it's just me.

Arlene's fixing to throw
a Molotov

through your brother's window
if you don't get here.

Well, why?
What's going on?

TERRY: There's all kinds
of noises, Sam.

Girl noises.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't
wanna keep anybody

from enjoying themselves...

Enjoying? She sounds
like she's being murdered.

Listen, I got me two kids
with school in the morning

and a pregnant woman

who says she needs
at least nine hours sleep.

It's for the baby!

TERRY:
I tried knocking on the door,

but they ain't answering.

I know it's late for you too,
but if you could just...

No, it's all right.
I'll be right over.

Uh...
Five minutes, okay?

TOMMY: Yeah, bend over!
WOMAN: God, make me.

TOMMY:
Come on! Hold on!

Hey, I gotta... I gotta run over
to the apartments.

You wanna...?

All right.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[SIGHS]

[TYPING]

ERIC:
There's a pattern.

The Turks told folk tales
of shape shifting jackals

at the fall of Constantinople.

The Aztecs were decimated

by disease from
the Conquistadors' war dogs.

Each time, there's been wolves
fueled by vampire blood.

I nearly found him
in Augsburg in 1945.

His wolves were in the service
of the Wehrmacht.

He disappeared after the war,
and I...

I thought he finally met
the true death.

Now he's returned.

Do you know why?

In times of conflict,

Russell Edgington inserts
himself into the affairs of men.

To what end?

He claims
it's to prevent humans

from destroying the planet
and themselves

and thus our food source.

But Tru Blood changed all that.

Humans are no longer
food for us.

The Great Revelation...

Russell opposes
the Great Revelation.

And he doesn't want
to coexist with humans.

He wants to subjugate them.

The Authority will not...

"Fuck the Authority!"

[INDISTINCT VOICES]

Russell's words. Verbatim.

[MUFFLED VOICE]

This is why he killed
the Magister?

No, he killed the Magister
because the Magister defied him.

He kidnapped queen Sophie-Anne
because she refused him.

Now, if the Authority
or the AVL stand in his way,

well....

[INDISTINCT VOICES]

These are treasonous
allegations.

Why didn't you report this?
ERIC: Oh, I should have.

But the Authority has existed
for only a few hundred years.

My history
with Russell Edgington

goes back nearly a thousand.

My family was massacred.

All of them, by wolves.

I managed to kill one

and I watched him change into
a man at the end of my sword.

And these wolves,
they're the same.

Sweden, Germany, here.

With all respect,

I did not report
Russell Edgington to you,

because I want him to die
at my own hands.

[MUFFLED VOICE]

I have waited
a thousand years for this.

[CAMERAS BUZZING]

[MUFFLED VOICE]

Yes.

Yes, I understand.

I'm flying immediately
to Portland. Thank you.

[BEEPS]
What? Is that it?

The Authority
will review your statement

against the frankly,
strong possibility

that I've lost an entire
night's worth of air time

promoting the VRA in order
to listen to a load of bullshit.

But some do believe
in a fair hearing.

Americans.

Miss Flanagan.

Russell Edgington is a threat
to our very existence.

FLANAGAN:
But he is a king.

One who just donated
a half a million dollars

to the same
American Vampire League

you say he's trying
to bring down.

Weird, huh?

Bring in a couple
of spare coffins

for Sheriff Northman
and his....

Whatever you are.

You're on lockdown till
the Authority makes its ruling.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[TOMMY YELLS]
[WOMAN LAUGHS]

[LOUD COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

TOMMY:
Yeah, girl!

Jump up and down.
Let's see them titties shake.

Jesus, put on some clothes.

Sorry, can't hear you.

Let me put on some clothes.

Hey.

Oh, from the bar.

Yeah.

Hey, Sam.
This here's Nicole.

[LAUGHING] Natalie.

It's okay.
We ain't done much talking.

Mm-mm.

[TOMMY AND NATALIE LAUGH]

No.

Well, I am. You want some?
No, no.

Do you want me to go? I don't
wanna get you in trouble.

No, no. He ain't
gonna do nothing.

He's just stuck in the mud and
wants to drag me in with him.

Uh, seriously, dude.
Look at yourself.

I'm naked, she's naked.
We're partying.

And you're just standing there.

Listen, how you have a good
time's your own business.

Believe me, I've done
it all and more.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah, he says that.
Where'd that guy go?

Hey! You can't be bothering
the neighbors

while they're sleeping.

You telling me that
as my landlord or my dad?

Fine. Whatever. Yes, sir.

We'll keep it down.

That all?

Okay.

I'll see you in the morning.

[DOOR CLOSES]

That's your dad?

[SIGHS]

Where'd you learn that shit?

I used to be a rodeo champ.
Really?

Okay, call.

Oh, yeah.

[SIGHS]

[BEEPING]

WOMAN: Renard Parish
Sheriff's Department.

Ahem. Yeah, uh,

th-there's a guy tied
to a tree by Jefferson Road.

I-It's about three miles
north of I-20.

H-He's got a bag full
of vampire blood in his pocket.

I think he's some kind
of drug dealer.

WOMAN: Is he in need
of medical assistance?

Um...

Hey, does he need
medical assistance?

That's good enough.
Come on.

[STARTS ENGINE]

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]

[SIGHS]

Oh, shit.

You should have let me sleep
last night.

Got a 12-hour shift.

Hey, Ruby, you almost
done in there?

It's time for us to go home.

You have got a excellent
selection of cosmetics.

I'll give you that.

I'm ready for you now.

Can't nothing hurt me
when I got on my war paint.

Something different about you.

I don't think so.

You ain't got your mask on.

'Cause you been in there
hogging all my stuff.

I see you.
My son is shining through.

Did he do this to you?
No.

Yeah.

LAFAYETTE:
I guess you can say that.

I'll be damned.

Maybe God loves fags.

[LAUGHS]

That sounds like a compliment.

Ruby, we gotta go.
Come on.

You need to bless the Jell-O
so everyone can eat. Come on.

All right, now.
You go ahead.

Without my ring.
Thank you.

Come see me, La La.

All right, Miss Lady.
Eat your vegetables.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

So I'll see you?
When I see you.

[JESUS CHUCKLES]

[WOMAN SOBBING]

JASON:
Whoa.

What happened?
Who's she?

Oh. This is Crystal.
Hi.

She's with me for the day.
It's like a ride-along.

Rosie, hey. You okay?

We had a man down last night.

[ROSIE SOBBING]
What? Which man?

Kevin!
[SOBS LOUDLY]

He's alive, barely.

His mama's at the hospital
with him.

Oh. What, uh,
what happened?

He went to answer
a distress call around 2 a.m.

ROSIE:
I thought it was a crank.

Some moron called
disguising his voice,

said that there was
a guy tied to a tree

holding a bag
full of vamp blood.

I didn't know.

We sent our man into an ambush.

They smashed him up like a pi

Crushed his windpipe.

Boy's impossible
to understand as it is.

Shit.
Oh. That's awful.

Goddamn it.

Can't be losing deputies
my first week.

He's the only man I ever loved.

I gotta go type up a statement.

Just give me one second.

KENYA: Taking our boy
to his arraignment.

ROSIE:
Okay, yeah.

Hey, listen. Andy, I'm real tore
up about this thing with Kev.

What you want, a hug?

Mm. I got ulcers so big,

coffee's coming out
of my bellybutton.

Oh.

Is that even possible?

You got three seconds.

I got an idea
about who might have done it.

Did we find
a bag of V at the scene?

Kenya put it in evidence,
along with some guy's clothes.

Word on the street is that the
meth lab we busted in Hotshot,

they're dealing V now.

Where'd you hear that?

Well, you want your cops

to protect their sources,
don't you?

You ain't a...

[EXHALES AND CHUCKLES]

Just go on.

Okay. I was thinking,
if we can connect the V

from the fuck-knuckle who jumped
Kevin back to Hotshot,

then that would give us
probable cause

to raid 'em again, right?

But you probably
thought of that already.

It's one of several
theories I got.

Got a call into the lab.

I tell you what.

If it turns out our V addict
is from Hotshot,

I'm calling in the FBI, the DEA,

the ATF, the DOJ and Blackwater,

and we're gonna send
that shit hole

back into the slime
it climbed up out of!

Oh. Yeah, yeah.
I'm behind you, boss.

All the way to the end zone.

And if you need any muscle
with Kev gone.

Go make sure Rosie hasn't
drowned at her own desk.

Yes, sir.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

That was my cousin.
Oh, really?

Oh, I've...

Hey. Tara. Right?
From Merlotte's?

Yeah.
Hey.

Everybody, this is my friend
from my new job.

But guess we're in the boate
together now, huh?,

Um, I don't know.
I'm not even sure why I...

Oh, come on.
Don't worry.

We ain't as scary
as we look. I promise.

How about I start.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, y'all.
I'm Holly.

It's been a while
since I spoke,

but there's enough
new faces here,

I figure I ought
to take a turn.

I'm a rape survivor.

Easy for me to say now,

but took me ages to be able
to put those words together.

And it's women like y'all
who helped me the whole way.

Fifteen years ago

I was locked in a room

and raped by my coworker
for five and a half hours.

And every day I face
not only my memory of that,

but that part of me who...

Who wants to feel
sorry for herself,

and expects
the worst out of people.

But that's not
who I was raised to be.

Mm-mm.

And I still believe
that people are worth trusting,

and every day, that piece of me
gets a tiny bit stronger

and wins out just a...
A tiny bit more.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello?

It's Hadley. What are you
doing in your house?

I told you to leave Bon Temps.
They're coming for you.

Well, they came,
they gave it their best shot

and I'm still here.

Oh, come on, I'm begging you.

You and Jason are
the only family I got left.

Where are you?

WOMAN: Oh, well....
Uh.

Well, Sook, do you think
you could come

to the aquarium in Monroe?

I got someone
I need you to meet.

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

Hadley?

Okay, stay right here.
I'll be right back. Okay.

Oh, my God. Is that...?

I took him out of day care.
His daddy doesn't know.

I haven't seen my son
in over a year.

Sweetie, you're gonna
lose him for good

if you don't bring him back.

Did anybody follow you?
What?

Okay, whatever it is you're
not telling me, now is the time.

Okay, okay.

Shit. I screwed up.

I got involved with a vampire.

Okay.

Her name's Sophie-Anne.

She's the Vampire Queen
of Louisiana.

The... ? Are you kidding me?

I-I told her things.

I told her about you
and the powers you got.

Why would you do that?

I didn't think anything of it,

but then suddenly
she got interested,

and now I think Russell
Edgington is interested.

Shit. It's my stupid fault
all these vampires

are after you.
What do they want with me?

They don't think
like regular people.

I don't know why they do
half the things they do.

But you just... You gotta get out
of Bon Temps. Please.

I'll find someplace to lay low.
Why haven't you left?

Hunter, sweetie, come say hi
to your Aunt Sookie.

Sook, I need to know
if he's like you.

Please. If he is,
I have to protect him.

Hunter, come on, sweetie.
Come on, baby.

Who is this lady?

Where's Daddy?
Why isn't he here?

It's okay.
We don't have to talk.

Which is your favorite fish
in the aquarium?

It's all right.
No one knows. Just us.

The blue one.

The blue one's nice.
I like the orange one too.

You don't have to be scared.
Your mama loves you very much.

Mama's real scared too.

Mama's more scared than me.

Oh, sweet Lord, no. No.

Come on, we have to go.

HUNTER:
No! No! No!

Where are you taking him?
I got some friends.

The less you know, the better.
Come on, baby.

She knows! She knows!
HADLEY: Come on!

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

That's great.
Thank you.

Hey. Hey.

Where's the rest?
It's all on the table.

My white ass, it is.
This here's $2.

Sounds good to me.

Four Daughters
of the Confederacy

with French manicures
just told me

I was the best server
they ever had.

Don't tell me they left me $2!

It ain't my fault
they're cheap.

Hey, hey, hey. We can hear you
in the dining room.

In all the years
that you've known me,

since when has a four-top
left me a $2 tip?

I don't have your money.

Turn that fucker upside down
and shake it out of him.

I'd like to see him try.
Oh. Okay, okay. Settle down.

Sam, if that little runt
keeps stealing my tips,

I'm gonna need a raise.

[LAUGHING] Oh, that's a good one.
A raise?

For what? Service
that fucking sucks?

[GASPS]

[SOBS]

This is... Hey. I'm taking
that money out of your salary.

Oh, nice. So you're gonna
take her word over mine?

Shit. Is there anyone you
don't let walk all over you?

TOMMY:
Un-fucking-believable.

[SOBS]

[LOCK OPENS]

I've had two boys
just like him.

You ain't ever gonna get
him to admit he took it,

but dollars to doughnuts,

he ain't ever gonna try
to pull that on you again.

[CHUCKLES]

God, time was this was
a nice place to come to work.

Well, I've seen worse.
A lot worse.

I mean, the kids, God love 'em,

but coming here was, uh,
the best part of my day.

[CHUCKLES]

You still get to eye your man
through the kitchen window.

That's worth something,
ain't it?

I don't know
for how much longer.

The baby coming...

it ain't his.

Oh.

I never said that till now.

The daddy, he's gone.
He's dead.

But that man

was pure evil.

I'm bringing an evil child
into this world.

I know I am.

And sooner or later,
Terry's gonna find out.

I got a time bomb in me.

Six and a half months left

of fooling myself
and everybody else

before the best man
that ever walked through my door

gets blown to smithereens.

How am I supposed
to live with that?

You want this baby?

Uh...

[SIGHS]

No.

No, I don't.

I can't... Can't believe
I just said that.

Hey. You need someone
to go with you to the clinic?

Oh, God, no, no, no.

I can't do that.
No, that is wrong.

It's plain wrong.
Okay, okay.

That's your business.
Okay.

But you ain't no time bomb.

There's other ways
to resolve it.

[SOBS]

Come on, now.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

No, it's impossible.

This is daylight.

How did you...?

You killed her.
No.

Come back!
No!

CLAUDINE:
No!

[EXHALES]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS]

You killed Sookie.
I haven't.

You've taken her blood.
I can see it in you.

I love her.
You think you do.

[CHUCKLES]

You only want her light.
No.

She's safe.

She's alive. I swear to you,
I would never harm her.

Leave her alone, vampire.
We will protect her.

How have you
ever protected her?

We have. Believe me.

Who is we?
Now, why would I tell you that?

Sookie needs to know
what she is,

so that
she can protect herself.

Please.
What in God's name are you?

[DOOR OPENS]

Did you sleep at all?

I'm fine.

Are the guards still outside?

Mm-hm.

Pam,
whatever the Authority decides,

I will not allow you
to take any responsibility.

You didn't kill the Magister.

Leaner scapegoat.

Who's easier to pin it on?

The Sheriff in your custody
or a king who might be anywhere?

And if they search
Russell's palace,

they'll find
the remains of his lover.

What did he do to you?
Nothing.

But he was the nearest thing
to Russell Edgington's heart.

He had to die.

A hundred years
I've been with you.

Why did you never say anything
about Russell or your family?

You didn't need to know.

What good would it do
to share my pain with you?

You didn't need to carry
it all by yourself.

I am not weak.

I was the sole survivor.

The burden is mine alone.

We've lived through
so much for so long.

It can't end this quickly.

Everything ends.

Even the immortals.

If I can't go on

you must make a new vampire.

It is your time to be a maker.

[SOBS]

[CHATTER]

Hey.

SUMMER: I am so hungry,
I could eat a horse.

Two?
Hey, Jess.

Uh, this here's, uh...
Follow me.

You ain't even gonna say hi?

You know, you could always
come during the day

or on nights
when I'm not working.

There's even other places
you can go eat.

This is my place.
I've been coming here for years.

Besides, you're the one
who called it off,

so, what do you care?

I don't. It's fine.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

Well, then in that case,

I'd very much like for you
to meet Summer.

Jessica, I have heard
so much...

Shit.

She didn't mean it.

[MEN LAUGHING]

[EXHALES]

I am so proud of you.
Why?

Because you chose life.

I love vampires
as much as anyone else,

but they have no life in them.

Mm.

Look how sad she is
without you.

Yeah.

She pulled you into the night.

I'm just so thankful you chose
to come back with me.

Can't do much antiquing
after dark, can we?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I saw the look
in T-Dub's eye.

He thinks I'm the snitch.

Why else would I be
at the Police station?

You gotta quit worrying
about them.

Tea-Bag, he's in
your rear-view, darling.

Because I got
the sheriff's ear today,

and we are gonna bust Hotshot.

What?

Round 'em all up
d take 'em all down.

So you just lay low for a day,
maybe two.

Well, wait.
What's gonna happen to 'em all?

They'll go to jail.

No, they're my...
They're my kin.

Oh, my God. We gotta
get up there and warn 'em.

Oh, oh, no. You gonna go running
back to the same people

you've been trying
to get away from?

Back to Felton, who hit you
and almost killed Kev?

[SOBS]

How'd he get away anyway?

We strung him up
like Christmas ham.

Jason, there are folks up there
that don't touch the drugs.

And the kids,
they don't know nothing else.

You can't send them
into the system.

You can't.

A visit from the chef.
Wow, it's my lucky day.

I wanted to meet the sick fuck

who ordered the veggie
burger with bacon.

I was just curious to see
if you'd actually do it.

Boyfriend, for you,

I'd do all kinds of things
against my better judgment.

Uh. That's why I come back.
For the personal service.

You don't finish that,

then you ain't getting
no dessert.

Ah.

[LAUGHS]

Lafayette. Hey.

The nurse from Meadow Glade?
Is this a thing?

If you call two days in a row
a thing. For me, it's a record.

Yeah, well, still plenty of time
for it to blow up in your face.

Well, fuck you too.

Oh, no. I didn't mean...
Never mind.

That's... That's just...

Forget I said it.
Mm-hm.

Ain't no reason why
you shouldn't trust him.

I told him all the shit about
me, and he keeps coming back.

I don't know if he a fool
or a fucking miracle.

If he can handle your mama,
I'd go with miracle.

Hallelujahs.

Bless Jehovah,
it's about fucking time.

Ooh.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
No.

No, I'm happy for you, baby.

[CHUCKLES]

Thank you.
Come here.

SUMMER:
I'll be right back.

Guard my dolls.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare
your girlfriend like that.

It's all right.
Couldn't help yourself.

She seems...

short.

Yeah, we can't all, uh....

Uh, so she know you hate dolls?

Uh... We don't really
talk much about me.

Does she at least
make you happy?

[HOYT SIGHS]

I hate her.

God help me,
but I fucking hate her.

I-I... Everything is dolls

a-a-and show tunes
and cleaning stuff

and she will not stop talking.

And I feel like
it's making me crazy, Jess.

Then what are you
doing with her?

Guess it beats sitting around
thinking about you.

[SOBS]

Hey. Hey, you okay?
Hey, come on.

What the fuck is your problem?

Is he inside?

Oh, Talbot, Talbot. Look.

The American Vampire League
protects your murderer.

Perhaps they even sent him.

Oh. They will suffer
for their sins, my beloved.

I swear to you

they will suffer.

[EXHALES]

You look like shit.

Well, I feel fantastic.

The ruling is as follows:

The Authority disavows any
knowledge of our interview,

your statement or, indeed,
this ruling itself.

None of this ever happened.

What?

Missing royals, dead Magisters.

It's a political tar, baby,
no one wants to touch

not with the VRA
this close to ratification.

Russell will not stop killing.

What if the human public
learns of it?

That's why you're going
to take care of it.

Quietly, discreetly,
and most important of all,

completely off the books.

You wanted revenge, it's yours.

What resources
are you gonna give me?

None. We're not
getting near it.

How do you expect me
to kill him?

He's three times my age.

Listen, you whiny little bitch.

The only link
between Sophie-Anne,

Russell and the Magister
is you.

You brought us
this steaming pile of shit

and you're going
to make it go away.

Bring me his fangs,
or I will have yours.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNIFFING]

He did it once, he'll do it...

Stay there, baby.

You little two-faced whore.

Watch your mouth, old man.

Oh, yeah? Fuck you.
Yeah.

That's my daughter. You think
you can turn on your people?

Who do you think you are?
I didn't raise no snitch!

Hey! Hey!
You are not welcome here.

You got a problem,
take it outside.

Yeah, let's go,
daddy-O.

Oh, yeah. And you?
You said you hadn't seen her.

Well, that's true.
I hadn't seen the kid.

You can't man up to your own
lies, you fucking pussy.

CALVIN: Come on, let's get
the hell out of here.

[GRUNT]
[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

No.

Oh, God. Oh.

[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]

Who's a pussy?
Who's a fucking pussy?

Oh, please, please!
That's my daddy!

[SCREAMS]

You fucker!
Get up! Fucker!

[BONES BREAKING]
[SAM YELLS]

CRYSTAL:
You gotta stop him!

[MOANS] Sam!

Get his arm, Hoyt.

Okay, easy.

JESUS: He's still breathing,
but he's in bad shape.

All right, hold on one second.

You got him?
Grab his legs.

Listen, bro. You gotta meet me
at the ER door in 20.

Thanks, bro. I owe you.

He said come on down. Come on,
man, let's go, let's go!

CRYSTAL:
Wait!

Wait! Stop!

You can't fucking go with him.
Hey, hey, hey.

That son of a bitch used you.
We don't have time for this.

You hate him.

He is my daddy,
and he's the only one I got.

Crystal, I know when
you're being an idiot.

You're running right back
to the people

who've been controlling
your life.

You're right, Jason.

I don't need no one
controlling my life.

[HORN HONKS]

Especially not fucking you!
LAFAYETTE: Come on!

Come on, we need to go now.
Let's go!

Crystal. Crystal!
Come on, let's get out of here.

Fuck!

Fuck!

[SIGHS]

[WHIMPERS]

Don't, don't.
It's an ugly, ugly sound.

I...

I killed you.

That's what everyone said,
that you did it.

I thought, why would anyone
spread such vicious lies?

Why would you kill
someone that you loved?

I do not love you.

They said that too.

That, I refused to believe.

I had to see for myself.

You wanna know
what hurts the most?

You didn't mourn.

If you had a shred of love

in your heart for me,

you would have mourned me.

I love you so much.

You don't love anything.

You can't.

Because you are a psychopath.

You violated me
and terrorized me,

because that's
what vampires do.

And you are calling that love.

I'll mourn you, Tara.

I'll mourn you
to my very marrow.

The only pity is you will never
know how much I will grieve.

[GROWLS]

Come on! If you're gonna
fucking kill me, kill me!

What's taking you so long?

You want to hear me beg
for my life? Is that it?

Mmm.

It's the only thing
y'all can feel.

The destruction of life,

because you ain't got
none in you.

You sick motherfucker, I won't
give you the satisfaction!

Why do you want to die so much?

Why do you want
to make me kill you?

Because the second I'm gone,
I'll be rid of you forever.

I'll be free
and you'll have nothing!

Shut up!
Ah!

Shut up!

[WHIMPERS]

Oh, your heart
is beating so fast.

[HEART BEATING]

I want to feel it stop.

[RIFLE COCKS]
Take your hands off her.

This is a private conversation.

It's none of your concern.
Run along.

Move the fuck away.

[COUGHS]

What, you gonna shoot me now?

You do realize I'm a vampire.

You could empty every round
in me and I'll heal.

[TARA SCREAMS]

Not if I got wooden bullets.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

Please, come on in.

Where have you been? I've been
calling you for hours.

I don't know how to explain it.

It felt like I was only away
for a few minutes,

and then suddenly
it was past 11.

You mean you overslept?
No.

Listen.

Where did you go?

Did you visit the Queen?

The Queen? Why would I?

- Do you know the Queen of Louisiana?
- Oh yes, I was her subject.

I saw my cousin today,

and she said she used
to be with the Queen.

And now the Queen
is working with Russell

to come after me
and anyone else like me.

Do you know anything
about that?

I think I know
why they want you.

Why didn't you say anything?

I only learned it today.

I'm not entirely sure
what it was

or how I even got there.

Perhaps it's because I had drunk
so much of your blood.

Sookie...

I know what you are.

[MUFFLED VOICE]

We're heading
to the airport now.

I've got the speech here.

I'll have it all memorized
by the time we land in Oregon.

[MUFFLED VOICE]

No, go ahead. I'll hold.

NEWS ANCHOR [OVER TV]: ... An update on the
president's most recent reform proposal

and what it will take
to prevent

a pushback from the Senate.

And there is a study out now
that suggests

a surprising connection between
exercising....

[MOANING] Oh, Miss Flanagan.

Recapping the top stories
this evening,

in Salem, Oregon, both pro-
and anti-vampire advocates

rallied in anticipation
of the state's upcoming

ratification vote
on the Vampire Rights Amendment.

Polls show the measure gaining
support in recent months,

although nearly 20 percent of
the country remains undecided.

[GRUNTS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

MAN: Oh, Jesus!
WOMAN: Oh, my God!

Does that help you decide,
America?

Do not turn off the camera!

You've seen how quickly
I can kill.

Ladies and gentlemen...

my name is Russell Edgington,

and I have been a vampire
for nearly 3000 years.

Now, the American Vampire League
wishes to perpetrate the notion

that we are just like you,

and I suppose
in a few small ways we are.

We're narcissists.

We care only
about getting what we want,

no matter what the cost,
just like you.

Global warming, perpetual war,
toxic waste,

child labor, torture, genocide.

That's a small price to pay

for your SUVs
and your flat-screen TVs,

your blood diamonds,
your designer jeans,

your absurd, garish McMansions!

Futile symbols
of permanence to quell your...

quivering, spineless souls.

But no. In the end

we are nothing like you.

We are...

[CHUCKLES]

...immortal.

Because we drink
the true blood,

blood that is living,
organic and human.

Mmm.

And that is the truth

the AVL wishes to conceal
from you.

Because let's face it,

eating people
is a tough sell these days.

So they put on their friendly
faces to pass their beloved VRA,

but make no mistake,

mine is the true face
of vampires!

Why would we seek

equal rights?

You are not our equals.

We will eat you

after we eat your children.

Now time for the weather.
Tiffany?

[KENNY WAYNE SHEPHERD BAND'S
"EVERYTHING IS BROKEN" PLAYING]

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