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- Where are we going? - Calgary.

Oh, fuck

Stay in the car.

24 HOURS OF SELF-SERVICE

- I need a wee-wee. - Can you hold it?

I'm gonna pee in my pants! - Not now love, alright

- I need a wee-wee. - Not now, pal. I'm sorry.

He is five years old. Thirty seconds if he pees behind the car

- I need a wee wee. - I said no!- Dad!

I'm gonna pee my pants! - Thirty seconds.

DAD!

Well. If you're there.

Keep me sober today. I dare you.

Amen.

Fuck off.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Dad.

Would you like pancakes? What do you want on them?

- Bacon and chocolate. - Okay.

I'll put some cabbage an' all.

That was exhausting it. - I know.

I won. You did win, most definatly

Pete? Pete, Pete.

Do you want chocolate? - Or lemon and sugar?

Dad!

Dad!

Why can't you answer me?

Why can't you exercise common curtesy of entering the same arrondisment as the person you are shouting at?

What you on about

What are you wearing? - Pyjamas.

Are you wearing them to school? -Of course not. Go away!

-I hate being here. For god's sake don't tell your father, he thinks he's Pat Garret

-No it is not his fault. -It's nobody's fault.

Coming here was your idea.

-Hey little man. Come here to me. Have some of that.

-How many pancakes did you eat? Happy birthday. -Thank you.

Dad's birthday is in December -Sobriety birthday.

-I'm two. -I'm proud of you. You're not that man anymore.

-Where's my gun? -In your pocket.

pew, pew. Pow

Fuck me

Shall I honk the horn? -These things charge, right?

-It's not a moose, Dad. -Enough already.

-Shouldn't you have a proper car? -This is a properly green community, it's one of the things I like about it.

I'm growing up in the arse end of nowhere. -You said arse. She did but she shouldn't have

-Why can't we go back to London? -Because London's shit.

Probably end up livin' in some suburb like Haynall. Is that what you want, you wanna live in Raynors fuckin' Lane

-You said fuck. -I know I did but I shouldn't have.

-In case you haven't noticed I am not a snowboarder. -So.

I can't think of anything more pointless than hiking.

I'm not a middle-aged man who likes midge infested rivers and fly-fishing

I don't want to squander my youth here, marry a fuckin' lumberjack, have kids and sell jam at the county fair

I wanna be a photo journalist or an archaeologist.

Or an agent for change. -Fuckin' hell.

Seems like five minutes ago all you wanted was a tutu and a pair of pink chickens. -Humor is an avoidance strategy.

Drive slowly. It may handle like a golf cart, it is a cop car.

-Do you know how many police move here from home? -No.

Loads. Look around you. This is a paradise, right?

-The world's most boring place. -It is a bit boring, isn't it.

I miss my friends.

-I was happy there. -Give it a chance.

Well so be it. Let's go. Bye bye.

Chief. -Yep.

-How's it going? Everything okay? -Hello Chief!

Anything to report? -Tourist sprained her ankle.

-Is that all? -Yep.

-That good. -She was running from a grizzly.

Fuck me. Is she alright?-Yes. Mum and cub. Lady must've missed the signs, but nobody was attacked

Should we do something? Shoot it or something?

We don't just shoot bears, Chief, unless they make an unprovoked attack.

Fet. -Hmm?

Oh, sorry

I'll let you know if anything else happens. You could always go fishing.

-Fishing? -It's what the last Police Chief did.

He left his fishing stuff over there before he passed

Wasn't killed by a bear, was he? -No. He was dead from exposure by the time the bears got to him

That's a joke, right, he was joking? Yah he's joking. Council couldn't afford him

-well I'm not dying. -Chief, Be careful out there

-Top left. -Duh.

Oh, no. Bugger!

My name is Angela Worth. I'm the new police Chief's wife. How do you do?

Do you fancy some burnt fudge? Or would you prefer a fist fuck?

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear, Jim.

Happy birthday to you.

Keep coming back

-Er, Jim, alcoholic, addict. -Hi, Jim!

Two years sober today. Fuck knows how.

I know, that I should say something.

Thank a higher power or something like that.

But I'd like to thank Father of the Greg for the cake. Suzy.

So I don't normally talk at meetings

I'm usually hiding at the back

I was born in frightened. I grew up frightened.

And drinking took the fear away

But it also took everything else away.

I didn't care about you, I didn't care about me

I didn't care about my family. I didn't care about anything

Except getting what I wanted

If you got in the way of that...I'd kill ya

Thanks for trying

May I? Be my guest

-This is good. -It's not, it's horrible

-Butterscotch? -Fudge. Buggered fudge.

English? -lrish. My husband's English

Come to check up on the colonies? We live here

-Oow. For god's sake don't attempt to chew

-How many have you sold? -None.

-How much for the whole lot? -The whole lot?

-It's for a good cause isn't it?. -No, no, that's awfully kind of you.

I just bought ten jars of applesauce from the last stall. A bunch will make a great gift.

You are the new police Chief's wife, aren't you?

If I were you, I'd wanna be a sell out success at the church fete

Sorry, who are you?

Truth is I'm here for work and my children are across the country with their father, who's an asshole. Which makes it worse

So I thought that maybe a whole tray of homemade buggered fudge

-would make that horrendous hotel seem less like The Shining

Why you didn't you say so? Here

Knock yourself out, and a few teeth.

-Welcome to Little Big Bear. -Mrs Bradshaw.

-Angela. -Thank You, Angela. You're welcome, Cheerio

Toodle loo

Who wants a healthy future for our children and a stronger economy?

We all do through North Stream Oil

On our website you will be able to get to know our business.

Northstream Oil cares

You think I get paid to say that? I am

You think I'd lie for a lousy paycheck? I wouldn't.

As VP of stakeholder relationsI came to Little Big Bear to hear you, to hear your questions.

Because ultimately this is your town and your valley

And your decision. -That's bullshit. They started building the damned thing months ago.

North Stream Oil wants to build a refinery in the middle of nowhere

-because it's too big a health risk to put next to a major city

We chose this site because it is the perfect nexus for oil sent to the U.S.

-And our Safety standards far exceed the legal standards. What about crime?

The Chief's right. It's happened in Fort McMurray and Grand Prairie

Migrant oil workers from all over the world pouring into little towns like ours

After long back-breaking shifts looking for somwhere to spend their cash. Like my bar for starters

And my mortgage is hurtin'

So, you guys wanna keep your local watering hole open, I need more customers.

-Half the shops are closed, and the other half are struggling to stay open

-Young, uneducated men. -The city has no future!

Whoa. What does the Police Chief think? You've worked big cities, surely you can't be worried

-I'm new here. I was just concerned. -Afraid of a little crime, Chief?

Better at catching trout than crooks?

Alright then, well, if you want my opinion, I think it's a shit idea.

-If it was up to me, I'd say no. -Well it isn't

The Police Chief's job is not to interfere in decisions like this

Goddamn it you just rolled in here. You weren't born here, you weren't raised here.

-You haven't got the right. -Me, I've got no right to talk, I am just here to protect you.

But this town relies almost entirely

-on a modest tourist industry. Doesn't it?

Why, is there a tourist in the hospital and a grizzly on the loose?

While you were out fishing all day

Seems to me the Chief should be out there shooting bears not in here shooting his mouth off

How'd I do? This always goes the same way

If someone won't sign their land to company access

-We just build our roads on the neighbour's property

Then they get all the tanker noise and traffic fumes and none of the cash

What about the rancher Lyle? He comes from an oil family. He'll know the industry tactics

Then there's the Dr. with a chip on her shoulder and the Police Chief with something to prove

You're here to get a bunch of boxes ticked

Don't make things complicated.

Care to fill me in? I'm taking responsible social action

You got a dead duck in a plastic bag. -They are poisoning our river.

The only reason the Principal bollocked me for bringing a dead duck into biology class,-

is because the North Stream Oil just donated money to the school

Anna. Is this going to happen to us?

-What did Bradshaw say? -She said it'd probably flown through a wind farm

How'd ya know it didn't die of bird flu'? -I don't know what it died of, yet.

-Put your belt on.

Fuck me

Oi!

-Excuse me, Mrs...-Bradshaw. Mrs Bradshaw

-Could you get your truck off my road? -Your road?

-The Municiple District's road that we have full use? -Ah, fair point.

Next time what if it squashes a school bus or something?

How are you doing, Dan? You alright?

-What's all this then? -Mr Lyle and I are just having a private meeting.

Oh. Scooch up

-She trying to get your signature? -Maybe.

Have you got a lawyer? -I don't know.

This man is in no fit state to be signing any legal contracts

What do you take me for? I don't take you for anything, love

-Who's in no fit state? -Mrs. ..

-Bradshaw. -Mrs Bradshaw-

-trying to get your brother to sign some sort of deal

Look, just leave him outta this. You understand me?

Elizabeth and me were trying to do a little deal here. I go to take a piss, I come back and you've crawled in

now what business is this of yours

I do apologise, Mr Lyle. I didn't realise that you were here.

-I'll be in my office, we can finish the deal there. -Alright

You can buy yourself a dirt track, but you cannot stop me from closing the road to your traffic

-If it represents a health and safety risk to the residents of this town-

and their kids

Elizabeth.

You may well have a personal opinion about our use of the road, but you're powerless to stop it

We'll see about that, won't we?

The police chief just knocked $25,000 off the deal we offered you

Don't forget your duck

-What was it all about? I took some socially responsible action

-Get your hands in the air. Really?

-Denise. -Get your hands in the air, Lyle. Now.

Put the gun away.

-Hold him. -I'm British. We don't use guns.

-Dad. -Put the gun away.

Put the gun away.

I think you and I we need to have a quiet little talk

-Are you going to arrest me? -Do I need to?

-Up your ass you fat Limey. -Oh knock it off, Danny. Really?

Jesus.

Aw fuck!

Here we go. You can't lay on the sidewalk

-Alright. -Just leave us alone, will ya.

Oh, Christ, you not gonna puke are ya

Here there is nothing to see here. Got a tissue, love?

Oil workers from Britain to British Columbia are gonna start pouring in to that facility.

And all of them looking for the nearest town to get fucked up in

And the nearest town is. ..

Sorry, how can I help you? How can I help you

-I don't follow this at all. Well follow this.

I'm Head of Security

Our workers are gonna be subject to a zero tolerance policy on

-drugs, alcohol, prostitution, gambling and violence.

Believe me. We're watching them.

But the reality is..

-We're counting on your cooperation

To make sure things go smoothly. Smoothly for who?

-And your only hope of keeping "Law And Order"

Is to cooperate fully with North Stream Oil

-That's why we pay you. -You don't pay me, the Council pays me

With our our money.

You know, this shit-heeled town

-couldn't afford a police chief without us.

Door!

North Stream has blood on it's hands.

I've been up north. I've seen what they have done.

Do you think that getting pissed is gonna help?

I filed a report.

Submitted it to the Federal Health Department

And within three months

-half a dozen so called colleagues have signed a document discrediting me

I'm ruined

I'll make you a coffee.

I'm scared.

I'm scared, really, really scared

Can you stay with me?

I'm sorry Suzy.

They're following me.

Who is?

Just don't leave me?

You should go see your kids.

I'll get Father Greg to, er, take you to a meeting

I don't need a fucking meeting!

Just go

Just go fucking go.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here it goes

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two, one. Go!

They're off!

This is going to be a tight race.

Says here you poked him in the eye. I tried to talk to him

Then kicked him in the balls

-It was just a tap, love. -His brother launched a complaint with the Council

Use of undue force. I think you're gonna get a warning.

Jesus, Jim, no wonder everybody's staring at us.

Is there anything else you want to tell me about?

-The tribe elders are pissed. -Why? What's he done now?

-Do you know the Casino at the edge of town? -Yeah, the one they built on the reservation

It's not a reservation, love, it's a reserve

Reservation is American, apparently .

Anyways, my dad borrowed a lot of money to get that build.

You need the refinery to get people to the casino. You're against the refinery, you're against the casino

I thought that people loved the Police in Canada

Yeah, til you got here, evidently

We came here to get away from the wreckage, not make more of it

We agreed. Peace.

Unit one this is unit three, come in

You got a 10-38

I'm British, Nick. I'm not up on the 10 codes, can I have it in English

Just get here, Chief. Quick

Touch anything?

Where do elves live?

-In the woods. -How come I never see them?

They only come out at night.

Are you OK?

If she was planning to top herself, she wouldn't have it done after a glass of fucking Roija

She'd have told me. Trusted me.

Do you know how many alcoholics commit suicide?

No note

No call. She just drives into a layby and blows her brains out?

I don't buy it.

All I know is that Suzy was going after North Stream

And after that she was blacklisted.

There's something

-Hello. -What if she didn't kill herself?

The coroner agreed it was a suicide.

Oh, so it's alright, yeah

You ever worked homicides?

Ugh

I'll go, love

-It's five in the morning, mate. -There's a monster.

-What's going on? -There's someone outside

-What? -Get dressed

-How soon can you get here? - 20 minutes. Something wrong, Chief?

As soon as you can

Fuck

-Jesus, Jim. -Come on.

Fuck! Dad

Here's what we're gonna do, right. I'm gonna start the car, put the door up

Then we're gonna drive right out.

Duck down, duck right down and stay like this

Oh, Jesus, I told you to fix that thing

Stay down, stay down

Where are we going?

Calgary.

-What just happened, Jim? -I dunno, love.

-Everything O.K. Chief? -Yeah

-The sniper's bullet in the front room. -I found it.

Also broken window ground floor, fire damage to the downstairs bathroom. We contained it.

And an empty Briefcase on the porch

-Nick's checking the perimeter now. -Good.

Aw, fuck

Stay in the car.

-I need a wee wee. Can you hold it? I don't think there's a loo here

I'm going to pee in my pants! -Not now, love, alright.

-I need a wee wee. -Not now, pal. I'm sorry.

He is five years old. Thirty seconds if he pees at the back of the car

-I need a wee wee. -I said no!

I'm going to pee in my pants!

DAD!

He was only five