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She's a whore.

-Who are you talking about? From -Jules'! That man. He's a male prostitute.

I did not understand.

Did you go to bed?

-Who? -That's the chick tonight.

We didn't have sex.

- Shouldn't you? -Yeah.

In fact, friend hired me to help.

I was given the full script, I was going to pretend to be the perfect man.

Nice one, He paid me two appointments.

- Two jobs with the script. -Yeah.

You're lucky. What kind of man do you play?

-A teacher. Cool, normal, romantic. -Beautiful! I've never had a client.

Do not worry.

-What could go wrong? -I do not know.

Gonorrhea? Pale?

Or worse! She might fall in love.

Is this a special film? I don't love a gigolo.

But he doesn't know he's a gigolo!

Are you a commodity?

In a Special Woman man knows, He gives the money.

You're giving it here. By the way, you're giving it?

Yeah.

Frankly very low Milou.

Man "Bon appetit!" someone Elsa ...

Ornamental. We're going to another address.

-What to do ... -Shut up!

NETFLIX ORIGINAL

LINE PLAN

CRAZY PLAN

SEX PLAN

LOVE PLAN

- I'd be quicker. -Of course.

No offense. Give him a good point, though.

-Good bye! -Good bye!

- That's a big mistake. - Shut up until you go to Elsa's house.

-Then you tell me everything. - Trust me!

I gave the man a good idea. I marketed him and Elsa liked him.

You met her in person?

Jules?

Is -Çalıy. He's calling. -What am I gonna say?

Food on Friday evening.

That's right, you found it. In Charlotte's bag. No, at the party, at the bar.

TIME IN ROGER LA GRENOUILLE?

- Can I pick up my phone? -I can leave you.

- I'd like to see you again. - Don't waste my life. Smile.

- Like that? -Just like that.

-Who's next to the wind? -Terrific. Ll see.

From now on, this is your new phone.

How can you do this to him?

Didn't he suffer with Max enough? It's disgusting!

It is not like what you think. There is a new application like Deliveroo.

There's something for everyone. Look at those pants! -No. -These penises all show men.

- We were gonna save Elsa? I do not -Listen!

This is illegal!

Hey!

-You're old-fashioned. I'm generous. -Is that so? How did you pay the guy money?

Because he's broke You're not leaving rent for two years?

You -Kabalaşıy. - Is your defense ready?

Milou, calm down.

Nevermind. Think of Elsa.

"Spending time with this guy It was really nice.

Okay, I panicked but it was very good for me.

Sleep well. I love you, El. "

Stop sulking.

I only paid two appointments, it will loosen it.

That he's been held At the slightest sign ...

Would you mind me? Then you'il be alone. I'm your best friend.

Should I call Uber?

We're not gonna walk home!

Milou.

You're a pain in the ass!

-You're a pain! Milo! -You're the bastard!

NEW MESSAGE TO: JULES DUPONT

WHERE ARE YOU?

I AM COMING!

Lame.

Come on, get a spoon for your mom.

-Let's. - I'm not sure about sugar.

It's not just candy. Fried potatoes, also eats pasta and kebab.

She even eats straw.

Absurd!

They left?

Do you hear the sound of running water?

-Milou's morning piss. -Antoine!

Now on a very serious matter shouting at my brother.

That's because he put the spoon in the wrong place.

Fuck!

Look at the luck!

Then let's exchange food?

Of course. Let's go see the antiques.

Let's have dinner with your friends.

That's the way to turn me on.

Your mouth is bad!

You have to work for your interview today.

Whether that work is right for me I am not sure.

Patisserie manager.

- Boss looks like a harassing guy. - Then you can sue.

-Hello? -Who is calling?

One second. Your father.

I am going. See you on the train.

-OK thats OK for me. -See you!

Yes, alo?

I can't talk now. Meet me at 11:00. You know the place.

Okay, perfect.

-Was it? - My brother's not home?

Stop this!

You haven't had a happy quarter, is not it?

I've had.

Antoine is doing it again.

He's doing it again. It is enough.

Don't put your key in here, they're gonna rob the house.

Yeah, they play teflon pans.

- Okay, enjoy your yoga! Have a nice day! I'll -Çıkart!

-Antoine? I -Banyod.

- Did you get me Weetabix? -Good Morning.

-Good Morning. Did you get me Weetabix? -Yes, in the kitchen.

Best frero del mundo!

See you!

-Siphon? -I do not have time!

NEW MESSAGE TO: JULES DUPONT

FRIDAY'S DAY DO YOU HAVE ANY THINGS?

Too crushed.

Hello. Hello.

Hello there.

- You look better. -Yes, definitely.

Yeah.

- Did you hear the gym? - I heard.

A sensitive subject.

News crews have already arrived.

- I don't know what to say to them. -Tell the truth. It's not your temper.

Are you gonna kick them?

I do not know. Isn't that what you think of a good solution?

Bye. Yes, bye-bye.

Yes, unauthorized entries

but the hall was closed for three months.

It was so cold last night, there were no other places to go.

Gentlemen, immigrants are human.

Okay, they should be there. Who is having trouble except you?

All right, get your complaint. And put it directly in your ass, okay?

We thank you.

-Hello. -Hello.

What is happening? I paid him to sleep with him, not eat.

- His friend has a hard-to-overcome wall. - He's scared.

I'm paying you to break those walls.

Generally, if I'm in. the door is open to the back.

No if it says no. The golden rule.

Aren't you supposed to eat him with milk?

Can you focus for a second, please?

Okay, second stage. This is the program.

You will do exactly what is written. After...

Give him this to eat.

It takes them all, clear.

Then start robbing him ...

You know more.

- Okay, I'il try. - No, don't return to die.

Don't go back, buddy!

Your father and watchman What would you say?

Yeah.

- You look like you're not dead. -Became. Do not you trust me?

OK, let's say I trust you.

OK. Well, there's a little matter.

Your card was rejected.

Really?

Not until tonight I eat this myself.

Okay, okay.

I have a credit card for 2000. What did you think I was?

Jules!

How did you find him? Sweet girl, right?

- Is it sweet or not? - What's the difference?

You're so into her.

I knew. Don't return to die there! I'm with you till the end.

I'm a genius!

Benjy, man!

How are you doing?

-Did you like it? - He's made a lot of progress.

-Hello, Manon. -How are you doing?

- Will you come to Karine? -I do not know.

-I do not know maybe. - I'm looking for you.

My girlfriend's shopping list.

And this.

OK.

Yeah.

-Well. See you later. -See you.

Weetabix in box He's got 16 biscuits now.

You used to have 32, 34 if you're lucky. Crazy, isn't it?

- It's a form of marketing. - Marketing?

Because the number of biscuits is low You get two boxes.

- That's her fault. -Yeah.

By the way, my dear, Can you lend me 200 euros?

So right before six o'clock?

- For Elsa's birthday. I've already paid for the Internet.

-Yeah, the cat on the Internet ... -I do not know.

-Look what I got. -Give it quiet. Not necessary.

I'm not coming to the train with you, We're not in the movie Titanic .

There is a problem with the CONTRACT. Stay in Paris. CALL ME.

-Are you okay? -Yeah.

OK, I'm going.

-See you! Bye! -See you!

Hello there.

Please stop the snow.

Do you eat with me?

I may look unreachable but I'm great.

They say so.

My roommate's coming too late, so there is plenty of time.

-Do we know each other? -You know me.

Christ no.

That ad.

That thing ...

Carole!

-Yeah? - That actor is the guy in this commercial.

- Farting in the lift! -No!

- Is that the flatuline? -Flatuline?

Son, this is the price.

-How did it go? - I'm still in character.

Not easy.

It's not gonna end until the baby's born.

Now you're an architect?

It's a tea break, gentlemen.

About your pregnancy permit how long do I lie?

Does Antoine still think he's in yoga?

If I had practiced yoga I'd be the Dalai Lama.

What happened to those sexy Jules?

What are you waiting for?

-I'm having a psychological problem. -Do not push yourself.

- It's not coming. -Is that so?

-Yeah. -No.

Send her a message.

-No. -Yeah.

-No. -Yeah.

-No. -Yeah!

It's psychologically difficult.

OK. What am I gonna write?

Either cut him into pieces if he feeds the pigs?

Someone killed the girl he met in Tinder. -Is that so?

He was in Black Mirror .

You just rusted it, honey.

Trust me!

Wait, I'il write. Wait!

Wait a second. OK.

Simple and direct.

Cute. Sent.

-Can't! -You sent this?

No!

Fuck, is that potato starch?

This is the magic of cinema.

- They can't wait for snow. -Of course.

What is this? Radio?

Elsa's friend gave it to me, Part of the role.

- Say, Elsa. -The message doesn't appear. Look.

- Don't throw a message. - There's no emojis.

I'il get it to my phone. We see what.

What is it?

Peach, corn, heart.

- She wants a girl. -Even so...

What will we answer?

Let's see.

Theater? Are you interested in theater?

No need, he's a customer. Write down the paper.

Let me do this: two eggplant,

peach and tongue.

-Excellent. -Fuck.

Meet me at the stage door.

At 6:30, at the Déjazet Theater.

And the final touch: corn, donut , drops, drops.

It was.

- Will it be sent as a normal message? - Am I a junkie?

Let him go.

Answer!

-What does it say? - Long, alien, poop, baby.

Scene door. At 6:30, at the Déjazet Theater.

Santa, hospital, hospital.

It's a psychopath.

That's positive, isn't it?

It's not negative, and you have a date, girl!

The aliens must be a metaphor for us.

Santa Claus from heaven.

-Is that so? -No.

-Déjazet Theater. It is interesting, is not it? -Yeah!

- He's a self-conscious, I love him. -The lower side of the theater!

But I don't understand the poop emojis.

Oh right! Maybe in this shitty world we are like two alien

he says.

What's the difference? Answer. Don't let her think you're playing with her.

- It'il stay whores. -Is that so?

-Yeah. -Nonsense.

- You're right, a bitch. -Yeah.

-No! - You found your man in faxing.

-Yeah. -OK.

-You know nothing. -Yes I know.

DEJAZET THEATER

Sorry, I'il always be late.

It's been three minutes, I forgive you. How are you doing?

- Should we go? -Yeah.

Is this a surprise? Do you trust me?

Yeah. I'm Jules.

Good evening.

EMERGENCY OUTPUT DOOR

Where are we going? What is this?

- You've even planned a picnic. -Yeah.

- What's in the boxes? -Meatball. - Is he on? -Do not you like?

- A sandwich? -Yeah.

I love meatballs!

What is happening? This place is so cool.

- How do you know this place? -Come.

Have you always lived in Paris?

I've always lived in Paris But I'm not even watching the city anymore.

Exactly. We always go to the same places. Boring.

Wow!

-Unbelievable. Very nice. -Come.

It's a shame you'il understand, We must take the time to enjoy the city.

-Wow! -Be quiet!

Come on! Come!

MANON: TOMORROW?

PLEASURE

-Are you? - No, Catherine Deneuve.

- You're stuck? - No, we talked a little later.

It's a pregnancy chat.

-What are you doing? -I'm going to shower.

Should I come?

No, I'm not. My fat And I don't want you to see me naked.

Let me stay alone. I'm going to explode.

- I'm sucking shit! -No.

Mute your phone.

I hate that sound.

That same stupid sound everywhere: white goods, television, on the phone.

I'm sick of it!

Are you mad at me?

No, don't worry about it.

-I love you. -Me too.

Really nice.

- It's definitely not the first time you've done it. -I did not understand?

Secret theater, concert, picnic.

Would you like a sandwich?

You changed the subject well.

Well, I confess.

I used to come here when I was a kid.

My father was a fan of music and theater.

He couldn't afford but he had a deal with the night guard.

Is that so?

I'm not coming here for the first time But you're the first girl I've been with.

For my family, music is more like religion.

Fuck!

Fuck.

-Do not worry. - I'm so clumsy!

Why have perfectly scattered bold hair

Wearing black tight jeans can't I sit clean clean like those girls?

Pisim, I'm scattered. I'm not even clean when I'm clean.

What to do there? What's that for?

-Get out. -Is that so?

Stop wait. I'm sorry...

-What happened? -I...

-I can not do. -How so?

I gotta go, I'm sorry.

-Are you going? -Yeah.

There's an hour to end.

Else!

Else! Elsa, wait.

Elsa. Wait!

Fuck! Sorry.

-Sorry. What is the problem? -Everything.

I'm desperate.

You're not a hopeless case.

You are beautiful.

You are so Beautiful She didn't even see my sweater.

Don't go like that.

Everything is nice and beautiful

but next time make love to her.

It won't happen again.

What's going on?

You're a weirdo tonight.

Are you hiding something?

Yeah?

Okay, we have to admit.

Charlotte will admit it.

Are you coming?

We didn't find a place for your birthday party.

Ugh! I was scared for a moment.

And...

And...

And and...

Group gift waiting because nobody added money.

For now.

Yes, for now.