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Maybe a little time in here
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will help you think about
what you did, Watterson.
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Hello. You're
Julius Oppenheimmer Jr., right?
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I'm Darwin. We met last year
in the school yard.
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Are you the one who screams
when his arms come off?
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Mnh-mnh.
Are you the one who
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passes out when he's held
upside-down for four hours?
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Nope!
Are you the one who has
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trouble walking
when his legs are pulled off
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then put back on
the wrong way around?
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I'll give you a clue --
two weeks of physiotherapy
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and a forever-whistling
nose.
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Oh, yeah!
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You hang out with the
blue one with the big head
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who I turned inside-out.
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So, how come you're
in dental-tension?
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It's called "detention,"
and I'm here 'cause I had
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a little trouble
with my art project.
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"Vandalism"?
Detention!
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And what are you in for?
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Same sort of thing.
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"Vandalism is bad"?
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Admirable sentiment,
but still vandalism.
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Detention!
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So, what do you do
in detention?
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Well, I was gonna start
with a bit of popping.
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Popping?
Man, I love breakdancing!
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Then I guess
some mauling.
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Going to the mall?
Uh-huh!
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And to finish,
some trampling.
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They have
a trampoline now?
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Aw, man!
Detention sounds great.
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I guess they must be
going for
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a Scandinavian-rehabilitation
approach.
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You're pretty naive.
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I bet you're easy
to manipulate.
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I'll do it!
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What?
Oh, sorry.
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I thought you wanted me
to do something.
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Would -- would you like me
to do something?
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Hold that thought.
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I got one.
He'll do whatever I say,
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and we'll never get
in trouble again.
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He's a real sucker.
How do I know?
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Because he's holding
the phone for me right now.
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Want to come hang out
with a bunch of older kids
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who have a reputation for being
mean and manipulative?
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Do I?
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Yes, you do.
Yes, I do!
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He's perfect.
Let's go.
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Wow! You guys
are so friendly.
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It's almost, like, too friendly,
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but of course
there's no such thing.
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So, what are your names?
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I'm Reaper.
I'm Scythe.
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And I'm Phillip.
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No, dude,
that's your real name.
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And I'm Mowdown.
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Reaper, Scythe and Mowdown.
Cool nicknames.
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So, I guess you're
from farming families,
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or really into
agriculture or something?
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Told you he was perfect.
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So, do you guys have
a secret handshake?
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I got one you
can have -- look!
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Then the other guy goes...
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Then -- that bit obviously works
better if there's two butts.
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He's beyond perfect.
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He's the unicorn of fools --
the foolicorn.
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And I can make him
do anything.
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Hey, go clean out
that old woman's purse.
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Huh?
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**
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Hmm?
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Oh!
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**
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All cleaned out.
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Okay, we'll
try something else.
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Get a $1,000 worth
of pizza delivered
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to the police precinct
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with extra bacon.
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Got it!
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Pizza delivery!
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Ah-ah!
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Ah!
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Wait. Why is that
cop waving at us?
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Because of your generosity.
What do you mean?
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When the pizza place
asked who it was from,
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I said you and luckily
they already had
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your credit-card details!
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It was supposed to be
cash on delivery.
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How is that
a prank otherwise?!
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Well, it is kind of a prank,
just not on them.
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Hey, guys.
Thanks for the pizzas,
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although to make sure
it doesn't look like a bribe,
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I'm going to have
to fine you for loitering.
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I'm having
a great time.
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Okay, guys, give me
one more chance to prove
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he's an easy mark.
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Er, my name's "Darwin" --
just saying.
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Okay, you see
that nice, clean van over there?
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You're gonna cover
it in dirt.
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Right away.
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Wow! She looks great!
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I was thinking Janice could
do with a little facelift.
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Here.
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Thank you, sir.
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I guess the money
should go to the boss.
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-Thanks.
-Yo, who's to say
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I'm not the boss?
Or me?
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Yeah, you're
not the leader.
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You don't have
what it takes.
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Oh yeah?
Well take this!
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Owwww!
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Didn't hurt.
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I love you
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this much!
Ignore that!
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I hate you this much!
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Why you...
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Stop!
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Why?
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Because you guys
got to get along,
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and what better way
than with a song?
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* With a friend,
fun will never end *
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* You can depend
on the time you sp-- *
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Forget it!
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He ain't no
friend of mine.
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Hey! Come back here!
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You're not
the boss of us.
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You can't even
convince a little kid
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to do a single bad thing.
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Aw. I had another 23 things
that rhymed with "Friend."
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I'll show them.
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I'm the master manipulator.
I can make you do anything.
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Come on, let's jam.
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Just come in
whenever you like.
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Okay, you're gonna go
and leave a little surprise
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in the pool...
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using this detergent.
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But trespassing is wrong.
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It's one of
the seven sins --
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along with pride, wrath,
Sleepy, Dopey, Blitzen --
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's not trespassing
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if it's for
a good cause, heh.
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Why is this
a good cause?
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Because every child deserves
access to clean water?
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That is the most
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charitable thing
I've ever heard!
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Okay, how am I gonna
do this?
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Just use your head,
kid.
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Okay!
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What are you doing?!
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Using my head.
Here, use this.
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Thank you.
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Why did you do that?!
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To pay for the damage
to the door.
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No, it was
to open the door.
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It's got my name
and address on it.
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Oh, cool, then they'll
be able to return it.
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Come here.
We got to get it back.
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On the count of three, I'll lift
it up and you drop and roll.
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One, two, three.
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No, you're supposed
to go in and get --
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Aah!!
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Give me your phone.
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My friend has hurt his foot,
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and he needs
medical assistance.
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Who is that?
911.
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Are you crazy?!
Don't worry.
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I'm not gonna be all like,
"Oh, yeah, my friend
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Julius Oppenheimmer Jr.
who lives on Park Road
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broke his foot while trying
to trespass at the public pool."
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What?!
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I mean, "This is
an anonymous call"!
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You just gave them
my name and address!
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Aah -- anonymously.
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And they can trace
the call!
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Not anymore.
My phone!
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Just help me
get my foot out!
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Thanks for nothing!
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Aah, they're coming!
You got to help me.
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Oh, no,
they're gonna see us!
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Quick, let's kiss
to hide our faces.
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It always works
in spy movies.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Sorry.
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I'm fine.
And given the choice,
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I'd take this option
again.
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No, no, no -- I can't --
I can't walk much further.
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I'm gonna need some wheels.
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Go and take someone's
bike or something.
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Wait, that sounds like
another bad thing.
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Well, if you do this
one bad thing now,
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we can do two good things
later to make up for it.
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You mean like how the Romans
invaded half of the world,
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but then invented sandals
and ice cream?
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I don't think the Romans
invented ice cream.
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Okay just sandals then,
there's two of them.
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Ahh, just
get on with it.
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Yes. Sorry.
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I commandeer this vehicle!
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Dude! That was
my girlfriend!
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Quick! Let's kiss
before she sees you.
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Julius, a text would
have been enough.
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No, no, no! Wait!
Debbie, I can explain!
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Aah!
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What have you done?!
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I've lost my girlfriend,
my crew,
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the police are after me,
they've got my address,
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my parents
will be mad at me.
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You've ruined me!
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Who would've thought
my life could've been destroyed
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by a dumb sucker
who lives in a world
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of kittens and rainbows?
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Julius, stop.
You're not making sense.
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In a world of
kittens and rainbows,
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what would
the kittens eat?
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Just go.
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N-now?
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Immediately.
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No! I'm gonna fix this.
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Wait for me at the bus stop
in half an hour.
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**
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All fixed!
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Really? How?
Well, first...
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I spoke to your friends,
and they all agreed
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that you had to
stick together
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after I told the Bikers
your crew declared
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war on them.
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What?
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Wait, what?
The Bikers?
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Yeah, and then I patched
things up with your girlfriend.
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You're getting married
on Saturday.
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Oh! I also fixed
the situation with the police.
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Oh, let me guess --
by making my life worse?
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No -- by making
your father's life worse.
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I told them that it was
Julius Oppenheimmer Senior
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who tried to
break into the pool.
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Oh!
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Were the coupons
expired?
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What?
My Dad's been arrested?
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My Mom's gonna go nuts
when she finds out!
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She won't.
She's being deported.
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But why?!
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I changed her passport
to one from Switzenburgenstan.
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That's not even a country!
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Which is why they're
going to dump her
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in unchartered waters
right about now.
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Thank you
for flying with us.
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You've made
everything worse.
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What?
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It was a joke!
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What? None of that happened?
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No! Now who's easy
to manipulate?
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And don't worry,
I fixed everything
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00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,614
with your crew
and your girlfriend.
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Oh.
262
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,418
Well, I guess this shows
if you bully someone enough,
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it'll eventually backfire
so spectacularly
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that it'll teach you
a valuable life lesson.
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00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,191
Which is...?
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I should bully
even more people
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to learn extra life lessons.
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00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,098
What? No!
The lesson is...
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00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,267
Oo-o-oh! You made a joke!
270
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,271
Look, man, I'm sorry.
You're no sucker.
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00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,774
And you're right,
the world needs more buddies,
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not more bullies.
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00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,043
Want to hug it out?
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00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,545
As long as there's
no kissing.
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00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,380
Oh, but wait.
What about my parents?
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00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,782
Are they still mad at me?
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00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,383
Not after they get
the cake you sent them.
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What?
Mm-hmm.
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00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,553
The one with "Sorry"
spelled out in sparklers?
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Thanks, buddy.
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Huh?
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You did good, kid.
You did -- wait.
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Did you just say
a cake with sparkl--
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**
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**
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