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Back in the day,
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we all had that one
crazy, legendary uncle.
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For me, it was my dad's brother Marvin.
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He had a million jobs,
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always annoyed my dad
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when he came over to Thanksgiving...
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Go away!
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...and could sweet-talk anyone.
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(Gasps) Oh, my word!
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Have I stumbled into the residence
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of workout goddess Jane Fonda?
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(Chuckling) Marvin, come on.
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- Get in here!
- Ah!
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- (Laughing) Yeah!
- (Laughing) You!
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(Gasps)
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There they are, "Crocket" and "Tubbs."
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What up, my men?
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We have no money! Please go away.
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I'm not here for your money, "Mur-Man."
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I'm just dropping by to see the fam.
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He's right, Mur. Be
nice to your brother.
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It's Thanksgiving.
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It's the middle of May.
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Oh. Then, yeah, he's here for cash.
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How dare you suggest that
I am here for a handout?
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Although, as luck would have it,
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I am having a spot of bad luck.
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Here we go.
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Just hear him out.
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Tell us about your
recent failures, Marvin.
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Classic tale.
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There I was, minding my own business
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in this mystical shop on
the outskirts of Chinatown,
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when, suddenly, this
ancient man popped out
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and asked me if I wanted to
buy this rare and exotic pet.
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Ooh. Like a sassy, colorful bird?
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Better. A Mogwai.
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And so, naturally, I handed him $6,000.
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Are you nuts?!
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That's not even the worst part.
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You see, these [as Gizmo] Mogwai
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[Normal voice] are
"super-high maintenance."
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You can't get them
wet, no bright lights,
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and if you feed them after midnight,
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they become these bloodthirsty monsters!
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Who would buy a pet like that? Who?
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No one! That's who!
It's from "Gremlins."
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Murray, please. He had
some trouble in Chinatown.
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Just give him some money.
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It's on Adam's lunchbox.
It's right here!
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How dare you exploit the
fact that I'm a kid at heart?!
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This is what he's talking about!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was May 10th, 1980- something,
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and my brother was working hard
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to get voted Best Dancer
in the school yearbook.
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Barry Goldberg! Best Electric Boogaloo!
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But to be honest, he'd
take best anything.
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Lunch! Michael Douglas! I'm
doing business on my phone!
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Vote Barry Goldberg
Most Likely To Succeed!
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Barry Goldberg Most Likely To Do This.
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Barry Goldberg, Best Juggler.
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After two weeks of
campaigning, he got desperate.
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Ow! Hey! What the...
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Why is this happening?!
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Just get in the locker!
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Vote for Barry Goldberg! Best Bully!
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(Chuckles) I won't let you down.
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Dude, you're hurting my body!
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Dammit. Why won't you fit?!
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- (Grunts)
- Wha...
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'Cause I'm not a child anymore!
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I'm a grown person!
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How do you not see it by now?
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For your information, Best Bully
isn't something in the yearbook.
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How would you know?
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You're just one of Adam's
dumb little friends.
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Actually, I'm the editor.
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No way! So what'd I get?
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Let's just say you weren't recognized
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for any individual achievement.
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Damn it! I got to be something!
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(Singsong voice) Guess who
got Best Substitute Teacher?
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The guy with the bat from "Lean on Me"?
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It's your mom, dude. Enjoy your day.
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- (Chuckles)
- Bye, Adam.
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- Later, babe.
- Later.
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The yearbook must be stopped.
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Not being recognized for my awesomeness
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is the greatest injustice
this world has ever seen.
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You should get kindest eyes.
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And you should get Rightest
Guy 'cause you're right!
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That's not an equal
compliment, but I'll take it.
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Okay, I probably shouldn't
be saying this out loud,
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but the only thing I want in the world
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is to get Cutest Couple with Erica.
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Geoff, it's just a lame yearbook.
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Who cares?
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Especially 'cause we're a
lock, so why obsess over it?
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A lock? C'mon. There's waaaay
better, cuter couples out there.
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Like who?
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Hello? Me and Barry?
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Mm- hmm.
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Aww! You'd totally win...
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Except half your couple
is Barry so wahhh wahh.
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Hate to be this guy,
but I think everyone's
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kinda over the whole
Erica n' Geoff thing.
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Yeah, Barry and Lainey may
not be the fresh new couple,
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but you can't help but root for them.
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- Ha!
- Oh no! They're right!
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Dammit, I need this win!
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I gotta find out who they picked!
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Just go ask Adam.
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'Cause he's on the yearbook staff.
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Since when?!
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Since he started dating the editor.
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You mean Dana?
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You should really get
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to know your brother.
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You mean punch him until we get
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what we want, right?
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While Erica and Barry
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suddenly needed me,
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my mom realized my uncle
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was in dire need of a lifeline.
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- God!
- Marvin, wait.
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I can't let you leave empty handed.
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I made you three casseroles
and a Jell- O ring.
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(Chuckling) You're
always so good to me.
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Marvin. Are you okay?
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Alright, here's the cold hard truth.
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You know all that stuff I
was saying about the Mogwais?
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It's not real. It's from
this movie, "Gremlins."
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It's made by Steven Spielberg.
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It's got all these little Muppets in it.
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It's surprisingly scary.
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Everybody knows the movie.
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Starring Phoebe Cates,
woof, is she my type.
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Please, let me help you!
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I gambled away a lot of money
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in Atlantic City playing keno.
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Keno? What are you, 75 years old?
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Nobody plays that!
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That's why I thought
I had an edge! Damn it!
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You know, instead of coming
to Murray asking for money,
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why don't you ask him for a
job at the furniture store?
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Oh, man, if you get me this job,
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I will never ask you for anything again.
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If you're serious,
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I will do everything in
my power to get you a job.
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Absolutely not! The answer is no.
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You don't have to
convince anyone, Marvin.
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The job's all yours.
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Look, Barry already worked
here, and it was a disaster.
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I'm not hiring another
child from this family.
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Pffft! If I'm a child,
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then why was I sentenced as an adult
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when I borrowed that police horse?
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Well, I'm still a partner,
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and I can hire and fire whoever I want.
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Marvin, you're hired.
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Yes!
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And I can do this...
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- You're fired.
- No!
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- You're hired again.
- Boom!
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- You're fired.
- Frickin' Reaganomics!
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You're hired back.
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I promise I won't let you down
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this time, boss. I'm
gonna give it my all.
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- You're fired.
- [Bleep]
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- You're hired again.
- Yes!
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- You're fired.
- No!
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And you're hired again, end of story.
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Well, that was a roller-coaster ride.
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Glad it worked out.
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It's settled. Good. Bye.
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And with that, my dad
had his newest employee.
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Meanwhile, my older siblings
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came to me for a little
polite conversation.
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Hey! That was my record! Seven!
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Okay, it was six. What do you want?
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I need you to change the
yearbook so I get Most Handsome
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or Most Likely To Jump A
BMX Over The Grand Canyon!
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No.
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But what about telling your gentle,
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loving sister who's always
adored you, what she got?
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Yeah, I'm not gonna do any of that.
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Hold him down and I'll
beat him with his own toys!
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Go ahead!
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Nothing you can do will hurt as much
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as betraying my fellow yearbook staff!
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I don't care about your dumb baby club!
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This is a very serious
real, adult problem!
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Now tell me if Geoff
and I got Raddest Couple!
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How about this?
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I tell you nothing
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and you put some Magic Shell
on some ice cream for me.
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(Sighs)
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Why is he making delicious demands
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instead of cowering in fear?
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'Cause for the first time
ever, I have absolute power.
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I not only know what's in the yearbook,
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but I can rewrite it as I please.
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You're bluffing. He's bluffing.
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Maybe I am.
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Or maybe I make you
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Most Likely To Share An
Apartment With Her Mother.
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That's my nightmare!
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Or is it your destiny?
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- No!
- Make him stop.
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I'm just getting started,
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Most Likely To Lose A
Freestyle Rap Competition.
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Don't you dare put that in.
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You got it, Worst Dirt Biker.
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No!
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Slowest Nunchucker.
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He's attacking my private insecurities!
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I have extensive
demands. If you meet them,
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I might be inclined to let you
sneak a peek at the yearbook.
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Clean your room? Do your homework?
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Buy you scratch 'n sniff stickers!?
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I wrote the list four years ago.
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I've waited my whole
life for this moment
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and it's finally here.
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I'm no longer your nerdy little brother.
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I'm your equal.
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Just let me kick him!
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Control your feet, Barry.
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He owns us.
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Barry, do me a favor
and scratch this for me?
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My finger grows weary.
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- Never!
- Suit yourself,
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Most Likely To Never Dunk
On A Regulation Basket.
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(Music Playing)
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(Sniffs deeply) Mmm!
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As I savored the sweet smell of revenge,
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my uncle was hungry to begin
peddling ugly '80s furniture.
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(Laughs) Don't sweat it, Mur.
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I give you my word I won't let you down.
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I literally have never
been able to count on you.
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So I'm due!
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You have never come through for me ever.
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All you have to do is
teach me everything you now,
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starting now. Like, what's this called?
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Lamp.
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Lamp! Got it!
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All right. Keep 'em coming.
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What's this thing here!?
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Couch.
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Ooh! How about this?
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Coffee table.
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00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,052
Ooh! What's this jammy here?
258
00:07:53,154 --> 00:07:53,887
Couch.
259
00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:55,021
- What's this?
- Table.
260
00:07:55,123 --> 00:07:56,389
- What's this thing named?
- Chair again.
261
00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:57,624
- Ooh! What's this?
- Couch.
262
00:07:57,726 --> 00:07:58,925
Any details you want to share?
263
00:07:59,027 --> 00:08:00,393
- Couch!
- Done!
264
00:08:00,495 --> 00:08:01,895
I know what you know now!
265
00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:04,864
We are now equals! Let the sales begin!
266
00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:08,101
And so Marvin was off to prove
himself, no questions asked.
267
00:08:08,203 --> 00:08:11,137
Is this a clock-in, clock-out
situation, or am I on salary?
268
00:08:11,239 --> 00:08:12,839
Doesn't matter! I'm in it to win it!
269
00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:14,474
Let's sell some extra-size chairs!
270
00:08:14,576 --> 00:08:17,076
Couch! Why is that not sticking!?
271
00:08:17,178 --> 00:08:18,811
Okay, yeah, this wasn't gonna go well.
272
00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:20,461
Desperate to find out
273
00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:22,077
what they'd be voted in the yearbook,
274
00:08:22,214 --> 00:08:23,501
Erica and Barry had no choice
275
00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:25,498
but to give in to my list
of ridiculous demands.
276
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,599
Okay, they were out
277
00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:28,234
of grape scratch 'n sniff stickers,
278
00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:30,770
so I got hamburger, pizza, and skunk.
279
00:08:30,872 --> 00:08:32,939
Skunk? Use your head, man!
280
00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:34,908
That's the one scratch
no one wants to sniff!
281
00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:37,043
Oh, no!
282
00:08:37,145 --> 00:08:39,279
Do you think Jedi Master Adam Skywalker
283
00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:40,413
will be displeased?
284
00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:42,081
He's not here, you don't
have to call him that!
285
00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,416
I got to get in the habit.
286
00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:45,852
If I screw up, who knows what
he'll label me in the yearbook?!
287
00:08:45,954 --> 00:08:47,954
This is crazy! We're scared of Adam!
288
00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,422
He's like, a tiny boy.
289
00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:51,758
He's been on the computer all
day proofreading the yearbook.
290
00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,927
Let's just go in and swipe
the stupid floppy disk.
291
00:08:53,995 --> 00:08:55,662
- Oh, no.
- Stop panicking.
292
00:08:55,697 --> 00:08:57,964
We gotta think of a
brilliant, complex plan
293
00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,332
to lure him away from it.
294
00:08:59,401 --> 00:09:02,035
And lure me she did, using
my one great weakness.
295
00:09:02,137 --> 00:09:03,236
Yo, Jedi Master?
296
00:09:03,305 --> 00:09:05,405
Number three on your
list is to inform you
297
00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:07,640
of any pertinent TV marathons,
298
00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,509
and there's a whole block of "ALF" on.
299
00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:11,644
Yes! It's show time, buddy!
300
00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:14,247
Okay, so their plan
wasn't so much clever
301
00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:16,082
and complex as it was sad and easy.
302
00:09:16,184 --> 00:09:18,051
Here we go. Okay.
303
00:09:18,119 --> 00:09:19,919
Let's see what we get.
304
00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:21,154
Son of a bitch!
305
00:09:21,222 --> 00:09:23,089
It's Anthony Balsamo and Lexy Bloom!
306
00:09:23,124 --> 00:09:24,190
They gave it to the head cheerleader
307
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,224
and our handsome quarterback!?
308
00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:26,960
What kind of backwards
school do we go to?!
309
00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:28,361
Screw that. I'm changing Cutest Couple
310
00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:29,696
to me and whatshisface.
311
00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:31,698
It's a weird time to forget my
name, but do it for us, baby.
312
00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:33,299
No way! This is my shining moment!
313
00:09:33,401 --> 00:09:34,200
- Stop it!
- Stop it!
314
00:09:34,302 --> 00:09:35,501
- You stop it!
- You stop it!
315
00:09:35,603 --> 00:09:36,703
- Stop it!
- Lainey, stop it!
316
00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:38,838
Stop! Stop! Knock it off!
317
00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,773
- Lai... Stop it!
- Stop fighting!
318
00:09:40,842 --> 00:09:42,241
Everyone, come on! I want
Barry and Lainey Best Couple!
319
00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,643
Next year's my last! Come on!
(Indistinct arguing)
320
00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:44,844
Are you kidding me!?
321
00:09:44,946 --> 00:09:46,579
(Gasps) It's Jedi Master Adam!
322
00:09:46,648 --> 00:09:49,782
How dare you use ALF's
good name to distract me!?
323
00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:50,883
ALF is sacred!
324
00:09:50,952 --> 00:09:51,818
He eats cats, dude.
325
00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:54,554
Cats are the chicken of Melmac!
326
00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,956
Doesn't matter! Gimme my disk!
327
00:09:57,058 --> 00:09:58,424
You left us no choice, man.
328
00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:01,127
We've been working our fingers
to the bone to make you happy!
329
00:10:01,229 --> 00:10:02,295
Just let me make one little change.
330
00:10:02,364 --> 00:10:03,696
- Never!
- Give us that floppy!
331
00:10:03,765 --> 00:10:05,064
We need it! Hand it over!
332
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,099
And then it happened.
333
00:10:06,201 --> 00:10:07,567
(Slow- motion) Noooooo!
334
00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:10,203
Barry accidentally grazed
the inside of the disk.
335
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,305
Yep, back then, a fragile floppy
336
00:10:12,374 --> 00:10:14,874
could be ruined with one tiny touch.
337
00:10:14,976 --> 00:10:15,875
Oh, no...
338
00:10:15,977 --> 00:10:17,543
You touched the tender insides!
339
00:10:17,612 --> 00:10:19,979
No. I didn't. My fingers
missed the tender insides.
340
00:10:20,048 --> 00:10:22,915
I saw it. Your meaty thumb was
all over the tender insides!
341
00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:25,084
My fingers missed the tender insides!
342
00:10:25,153 --> 00:10:26,519
Let's relax!
343
00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:28,521
The tender insides are
still gonna be okay.
344
00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:29,355
(Clears throat)
345
00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:30,656
It was the most tense moment
346
00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:31,557
of my life.
347
00:10:31,626 --> 00:10:32,658
Surely, a fingerprint
348
00:10:32,761 --> 00:10:34,127
couldn't cause that much damage.
349
00:10:34,229 --> 00:10:35,862
And yet it did.
350
00:10:35,964 --> 00:10:37,230
He touched the tender insides.
351
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,799
I didn't think I touched it.
352
00:10:39,901 --> 00:10:41,501
So, now that we're starting fresh,
353
00:10:41,603 --> 00:10:44,470
may I suggest Geoff and
Erica for cutest couple?
354
00:10:44,539 --> 00:10:45,838
- (Sighs)
- Too soon?
355
00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,607
While I lost the entire school year,
356
00:10:47,642 --> 00:10:51,044
my uncle discovered a cushy
way to make us millions.
357
00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:52,145
What the hell is this!?
358
00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:55,715
This, my dear brother, is our future.
359
00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:58,618
I give you... Bean bags.
360
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,053
I don't want any bean bags!
361
00:11:00,121 --> 00:11:01,721
Take them back to where they come from.
362
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:02,889
Please, just hear me out.
363
00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:03,990
Do you remember last year
364
00:11:04,059 --> 00:11:05,358
when I went back to college for a week?
365
00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:06,893
Yeah, I paid for the whole semester.
366
00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:08,861
Well, before I was unfairly kicked out
367
00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:10,596
of the freshman dorm for that fire,
368
00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,299
I learned that every kid
comes with two things...
369
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,668
A mini- fridge and bean bag chairs.
370
00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,137
Marvin! This isn't a
get-rich-quick scheme.
371
00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:20,073
We sell furniture!
372
00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:22,875
Um, bean bag chairs are furniture.
373
00:11:22,944 --> 00:11:24,744
They're soft, colorful
balls of furniture.
374
00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:26,145
How are you not getting this?
375
00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:27,246
Damn it, Marvin!
376
00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:29,215
No person wants to
sit on a sack of beans.
377
00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,983
Yes, they will! Just pull
up a bag and sit on it!
378
00:11:31,052 --> 00:11:32,618
I will never sit on a bag of beans.
379
00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:34,087
- Sit on the beans.
- I don't want to sit on the beans!
380
00:11:34,155 --> 00:11:35,188
- No! Come on!
- Try it!
381
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,656
Stop it! I don't want to try it!
382
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:37,857
Ease on down to comfy town.
383
00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,125
I don't want to! I just don't!
384
00:11:39,227 --> 00:11:40,593
(Grunts) Yes.
385
00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:42,929
Now let the tiny beans work their magic.
386
00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:44,163
Damn it! I'm stuck!
387
00:11:44,232 --> 00:11:46,099
The more I push, the more I sink!
388
00:11:46,134 --> 00:11:47,400
(Chuckles) You're doing it wrong.
389
00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:48,801
You got to shimmy out. Like me. Watch.
390
00:11:48,903 --> 00:11:50,203
I am shimmying!
391
00:11:50,271 --> 00:11:52,238
(Straining) You just
got to do like I do.
392
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:53,473
(Screams)
393
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:57,110
Now I'm stuck in this
horrible cloud of beans!
394
00:11:57,178 --> 00:11:59,045
I knew this was a bad idea! Help me!
395
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,013
You were supposed to
take this seriously!
396
00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:02,248
I do!
397
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,150
But if you don't appreciate
me, then I'm gonna quit.
398
00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:06,986
More like you're fired!
Let me show you the door!
399
00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:10,056
Yeah, don't bother. I'll
go through it myself.
400
00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:12,291
(Grunting wildly)
401
00:12:12,393 --> 00:12:14,093
Seriously?
402
00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:16,362
The whole yearbook's
gone? How did this happen?
403
00:12:16,464 --> 00:12:18,698
Well, as you know, these
two treat me like a child,
404
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,200
so I composed a list of demands
405
00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:23,035
for when the balance of
power shifted in my favor.
406
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:24,504
What are you even talking about?
407
00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:26,105
Do you have any idea how much time
408
00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:27,640
I've spent working on this layout?
409
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,275
Based on the fact that
this is the yearbook,
410
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,643
I'm gonna go with a year?
411
00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:32,111
Yes. And now it's all gone.
412
00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:33,312
Don't worry, Dana.
413
00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:36,849
I've literally memorized
the entire school year.
414
00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:39,018
All I got to do is re-create the yearbook
415
00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:40,520
using my brain snapshots.
416
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:41,687
You mean your memories?
417
00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:43,656
Accessing first day of school.
(Inhales deeply)
418
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,625
It was late September, Wednesday.
419
00:12:45,693 --> 00:12:48,127
It was snowing hard, and the
Eagles were in the Super Bowl.
420
00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:49,362
None of that's right.
421
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,430
Geoff Schwartz was there,
and he said something funny.
422
00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:52,865
And we were like, "Good one, bro."
423
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,867
- That does sound like me.
- Just forget about it.
424
00:12:54,936 --> 00:12:56,202
I still have the hard copy,
425
00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:58,404
so I'll just retype the
whole thing by myself.
426
00:12:58,506 --> 00:12:59,372
At least let me help.
427
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,174
No. Trust me. You've done enough.
428
00:13:01,276 --> 00:13:02,375
You think this was my fault?
429
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:04,143
They told me "ALF" was on.
430
00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:07,180
I mean, puppetry, comedy,
a wisecracking alien.
431
00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:08,548
Come on! I'm just a man.
432
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:12,385
No. No, you're really not.
You're actually just a child.
433
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,655
Thanks a lot! You ruined my life.
434
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:18,090
You started this when you gave
us that insane list of demands.
435
00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:19,525
Do you even know why I wrote it?
436
00:13:19,594 --> 00:13:22,995
My whole life, you've treated
me like some insignificant baby!
437
00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:24,697
I couldn't wait till
I got to high school
438
00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:25,998
so I could be an equal.
439
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,034
But it got worse! You respect me less!
440
00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:29,368
- Adam.
- No!
441
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:31,671
It's bad enough that you
always see me as a little child,
442
00:13:31,773 --> 00:13:33,239
but now Jackie does, too.
443
00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:34,407
I hope you're happy.
444
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,109
Jedi Master Adam's done with you two!
445
00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,078
(Snoring)
446
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,346
Marvin?
447
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,547
Huh?
448
00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:42,915
(Laughing) Oh, hey! Ho!
449
00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,517
Bev! How's it going?
450
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:46,786
I was just (Clears throat)
poppin' into the Wawa here
451
00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:48,487
to pick up some strawberry milk
452
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,256
and get a box of California raisins.
453
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,591
You gotta treat the body good
454
00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:53,226
if you want it to treat you good back.
455
00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:54,393
You know what I'm saying?
456
00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:56,929
Are you just saying a bunch
of words to distract me
457
00:13:56,998 --> 00:13:58,831
from the fact that
you're living in your car?
458
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,167
Can't a man just have all
of his worldly possessions
459
00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:03,069
stuffed into his DeLorean?
460
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,503
What happened to your condo?
461
00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,339
Funny story, sad story.
462
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:09,442
I had to sell it in order
to get rid of my keno debt,
463
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,877
which is a good thing
because now I'm free and clear
464
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,312
to start over fresh.
465
00:14:13,414 --> 00:14:15,915
Fresh?! You're homeless.
466
00:14:16,017 --> 00:14:19,652
I like to think of it not
as home-less but as car-full.
467
00:14:19,687 --> 00:14:21,120
I'm actually thrilled this is happening,
468
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:22,221
except for the bucket.
469
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:23,356
Don't look in the bucket.
470
00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:24,924
Okay, you're coming home with me.
471
00:14:25,026 --> 00:14:27,426
You can stay in the basement
until you get back on your feet.
472
00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:28,961
Yeah, I don't know
473
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,963
if the Mur- Man's gonna
be cool with that.
474
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:33,633
Marvin, he loves you dearly.
475
00:14:33,735 --> 00:14:35,134
He may act all angry,
476
00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:38,170
but deep in his heart, he
wants you to live with us.
477
00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,172
I do not want him living with us!
478
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:42,875
I am saying it out loud
so everyone can hear!
479
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,043
He's got to go! No Marvin!
480
00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:45,278
Think you're right, Bev.
481
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,180
He's playing it super
angry, but he wants this.
482
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,683
Ha ha! I knew this would
happen! I called it.
483
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:54,487
Now I got four kids living here
forever and leeching off me.
484
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,955
That's it!
485
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:59,659
I am tired of you always calling
me your idiot kid brother!
486
00:14:59,761 --> 00:15:01,327
Just once, I want you to treat me
487
00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:03,529
like Barry and Erica treat Adam,
488
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,498
with a little bit of
dignity and respect!
489
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:08,367
The timing of this
comparison is not good.
490
00:15:08,436 --> 00:15:10,503
That's why I'm a damaged
shell of a man, Murray,
491
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,938
because you never looked
at me like I was your equal,
492
00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:14,607
unlike these two angels
493
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,842
who build up their kid
brother no matter what!
494
00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:19,245
Oh, my God. Adam's gonna be Marvin.
495
00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:20,413
We got to fix this.
496
00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:21,914
You see that?
497
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:26,519
There they go, off to make a
growing boy's dreams come true.
498
00:15:26,587 --> 00:15:27,653
Learn from them.
499
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:28,754
Don't do that.
500
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,790
Don't make me out to
be the bad guy here.
501
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:33,426
Right. 'Cause that's always me.
502
00:15:33,528 --> 00:15:36,329
Good news, Murray,
you never have to worry
503
00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:39,965
about another kid staying
in your house ever again.
504
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:41,867
And so my dad's harsh words
505
00:15:41,969 --> 00:15:43,803
would finally drive my uncle away.
506
00:15:43,905 --> 00:15:44,937
(Engine sputtering)
507
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,272
Only problem - -
he was out of gas.
508
00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:49,475
There you go! Yeah! Whoo- hoo!
509
00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:55,948
Uh, I don't want to sound
ungrateful here, Bevvy,
510
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,317
but you got to put your back into it!
511
00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:01,478
Thanks to Barry and Erica,
I had lost the yearbook
512
00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:03,971
and my girlfriend, or so I thought.
513
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,657
Hey, big man.
514
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,628
Big old... man boy.
515
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,011
Not boy. Man. Full man.
516
00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:12,046
I don't know what's
happening, but make it stop.
517
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:13,814
Look, you were right. It's not fair
518
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,416
that we still treat you
like a dumb little kid.
519
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,752
From now on, you're no
longer our nerdy baby bro.
520
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,854
You're like a real person that matters.
521
00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:21,922
Well, none of that
helps me get Jackie back.
522
00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:23,924
Lucky for you, we can help with that
523
00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:25,893
by doing what we do best...
524
00:16:25,995 --> 00:16:28,362
Redeeming relationships
with original song.
525
00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:29,530
(Fingers snap) Hit it!
526
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,101
Dear Jackie, I
really miss ya, girl
527
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,570
It's me, Adam, the
nerdiest nerd in the world
528
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,473
Yeah, I once was a boy
who liked robots and space
529
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,742
But now I'm a man who
likes smoochin' your face
530
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:44,612
Anyway, Jackie, I'm so, so sorry
531
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:47,381
Now come to my basement,
and let's play Atari
532
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,217
Girl, I must confess
533
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:51,552
Ah, yeah
534
00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:55,256
I'm in complete distress
535
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,024
My heart's in two, girl
536
00:16:57,126 --> 00:17:00,227
About this yearbook mess
537
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:01,462
(Whispers) Forgive me.
538
00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:05,466
He's a man, he's
a man, he's a man
539
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:08,269
Adam is the man
540
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,838
Sorry about ruining your life's work.
541
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,742
I got to say, that was
pretty well-rehearsed
542
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:16,010
for how bad it was.
543
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,846
Was it the chorus? I
told them it sucked!
544
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,715
Forget the song.
(Bill Withers' "Lean on Me" plays)
545
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,650
Fact is, if I want to
be treated like an adult,
546
00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:24,018
I got to act like one.
547
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,353
And that means taking
real responsibility.
548
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:29,657
Oh, look. Our baby
brother is a baby man now.
549
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:30,691
What can we do to help?
550
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,294
How are your typing skills?
551
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,628
552
00:17:34,731 --> 00:17:35,496
Done!
553
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:37,064
What's this?
554
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,533
The yearbook... Every page,
every caption. It's all there.
555
00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:41,402
How is that even possible?
556
00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:43,337
First, I got my brother
and sister to help.
557
00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:44,972
Then we got all our closest friends
558
00:17:45,074 --> 00:17:46,741
to retype it page by page.
559
00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,142
You did that for me?
560
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:49,276
I did.
561
00:17:49,345 --> 00:17:52,279
And then I read it,
and it was a giant mess.
562
00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:54,982
So I took the disk that we
destroyed to a computer expert
563
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,784
and spent all my Bar Mitzvah money
564
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:58,686
to fix the tender insides of the floppy.
565
00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:01,655
Gotta say, I'm impressed.
566
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:03,591
I did make one change, though.
567
00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:05,860
I made us Cutest Couple.
568
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:08,162
That's a blatant abuse of power.
569
00:18:08,197 --> 00:18:09,797
And I'm good with it. (Chuckles)
570
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:12,099
In the end, I learned the easiest way
571
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,902
to be treated like a
grown-up was to act like one.
572
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:17,905
And my dad realized
that, despite everything,
573
00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:20,274
his little brother had
actually come a long way.
574
00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:22,810
Ooh, ooh- ooh- ooh
575
00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:24,211
Hey.
576
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,579
Ooh- ooh
577
00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:28,382
Go away. I'm about
to sit down to dinner.
578
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,451
Here's a key.
579
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:32,319
What's that?
580
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:34,889
You're moving in.
581
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:38,759
Well, I thought you didn't want
another kid leeching off of you.
582
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:41,095
You're not a kid. You're my brother.
583
00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:43,831
And you won't be leeching,
'cause you're paying rent.
584
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,132
How? I don't have a job.
585
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:48,035
Yeah, you do. At the store with me.
586
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,870
Why? Why would you do that?
587
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:52,106
It's time we both
started believing in you.
588
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,274
Ooh- ooh- ooh- ooh
589
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:55,509
(Voice breaking) I
just messed up everything.
590
00:18:55,611 --> 00:18:57,111
Maybe you did.
591
00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:00,714
But it's never too late to start over.
592
00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,082
Really?
593
00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,417
Together.
594
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,119
Thanks, Mur.
595
00:19:05,221 --> 00:19:06,453
(Music Playing)
596
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,522
That's the thing about
the people you love - -
597
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:11,292
no matter what, they always
give you another chance.
598
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,761
"I'm the Leia to your Han Solo."
599
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,129
Oh, sweet God.
600
00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:16,630
Don't get a big head about it.
601
00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:17,765
No, read what I wrote.
602
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,134
"I'm the Han Solo to your Leia."
603
00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:22,069
That's crazy, right? It's crazy.
604
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,437
(Both laugh)
605
00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:26,273
Would you look at that? Our
little man's all grown up.
606
00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:29,009
Gross. But cute.
607
00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:30,244
- We're kissing now.
- Uh, like now now?
608
00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:31,645
- It's happening.
-
Lean on me
609
00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:34,348
Even though I'd always
be the baby of the family,
610
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,917
that year, my brother and sister
611
00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,986
started to see me as
more of a grown-up.
612
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:41,021
And even though the last
thing my dad ever wanted
613
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,123
was another kid in the
house, the truth was
614
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:46,694
having Uncle Marvin
around wouldn't be so bad.
615
00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:49,763
'Cause there's nothing better
than having family to lean on.
616
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:52,199
Somebody to lean on
617
00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:55,603
_
618
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,840
(Bell dings)
619
00:19:59,841 --> 00:20:03,587
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620
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:05,912
Hey, Ad-Rock! Good news.
621
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:08,214
I wrote another verse to
help you get back with Jackie.
622
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:09,749
Dude, everything's fine with us now.
623
00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:10,984
Please don't sing for me.
624
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,819
Just let it happen, or
he'll never leave you alone.
625
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,121
Dear Jackie, I love
you like no other
626
00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:16,456
But you know who's
really awesome?
627
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:17,824
Barry, my brother
628
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,260
Black belt in karate,
girls think he's a hottie
629
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:22,796
It's like how much can
you fit in one body?
630
00:20:22,898 --> 00:20:25,231
He's a god on Earth,
an academic wiz
631
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,934
To be Barry is divine,
my words, not his
632
00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:30,203
I wish I could do
what Big Tasty can
633
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:33,373
But I'm only Adam,
forever your man
634
00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:36,342
Girl, I must confess
635
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,378
Barry is my idol
636
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,381
Barry really is the best
637
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:43,016
Barry is the best
638
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,219
To know him, we are blessed
639
00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:47,887
Barry rules the world
640
00:20:47,989 --> 00:20:51,958
He's a man, he's
a man, he's a man
641
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,227
Barry is the man
642
00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:55,728
I wrote that song for you, girl.
643
00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,697
Copyright Big Tasty Records.
644
00:20:57,766 --> 00:20:59,466
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645
00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:04,066
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