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(Tessa) Since I had
started dating Ryan Shay,
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I had learned a couple of things...
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one... he required 30 grams of
animal protein at every meal.
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And two... his after-school schedule
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- was as tight as his abs.
- (Mouth full) No, I can't do Wednesday.
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Wednesday I've got wrestling.
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Okay. Thursday?
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Circuit training.
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Then I have modeling, jump rope club,
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- nude modeling.
- Fine.
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What does your Friday look like?
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Mmm.
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Mm! Boy band practice.
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Wow.
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Seems like you got a pretty full plate.
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Yeah.
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I need 30 grams of animal protein
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at every single meal.
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No, I meant to say that your days
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are totally and completely booked.
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They're overbooked.
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Well, I'm sure yours are, too.
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You probably have tons of
awesome after school activities.
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No, yeah, totally. I do. (Thud)
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Tons.
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I had nothing going on
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and was in danger of being pathetic.
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I needed an after-school
activity of my own.
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(Amplified voice) Attention, lunch eaters.
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The critically criticized
Chatswin high TV network
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is looking for a qualified producer
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with no previous qualifications...
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I have no previous qualifications.
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To oversee our hard-hitting
call-in show, "Teen Talk."
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I'm a teen. I love to talk.
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Any interested parties should contact me
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- at their earliest...
- Hello, Tessa.
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Meanwhile, George was busy
with a new hobby of his own...
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indulging Dallas Royce.
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Oh, my gosh, George!
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You're like the Joy Behar of cabana design.
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So? What do you think? You like it?
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- Like it?
- Yeah.
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- I love it.
- Yeah?
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Think of all the cabana
parties I can now throw.
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And think of all the
cabana boys I can employ.
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You know I love to employ people, George.
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Would you consider employing a balcony?
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Well, who in their right
mind wouldn't want a balcony?
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That's like asking if
you want fries with that.
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The answer is always, always "yes."
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(Laughs) (Gasps)
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Paint the background...
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Tessa. Welcome aboard.
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Let me take you on a grand
tour of our facilities.
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That's the chair.
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That is a phone.
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Well, I hope I can remember
where everything is.
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Mr. Wolfe, Ms. Altman,
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talent just called. Our
host, Evan Spaghetti,
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says he's not coming in, okay?
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The show goes live in five,
and we don't have a host.
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What's wrong with Evan?
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His pediatrician says exhaustion.
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Okay, th... this is real!
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It's not a drill, all right?!
Everyone, places! Go time!
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What do we do now?
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Well, don't look at me.
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You're the new producer of "Teen Talk."
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Where would you like me to look? I...
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Study Hall! I forgot about Study Hall.
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It's a completely useless class.
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It's like they want us
to cut it and make out.
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So do you wanna?
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Ryan, right now I'm in the
middle of managing a crisis.
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Tessa! You're a genius.
He's absolutely perfect.
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I'm sorry. I'm seeing someone already.
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Um, no, he means you're perfect
to host "Teen Talk" today.
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Our host called in sick.
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You want me to bail you out?
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- Well, when you put it like that way...
- yes!
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Okay. We'll make out later!
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(Alih Jay) * last night I
had a pleasant nightmare *
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Da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da
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(Smacks lips)
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I like cantaloupe. I do,
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but... it doesn't infuse
water the way a berry will.
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Taste for yourself. It didn't infuse.
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- For me it did.
- It didn't.
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- I taste it.
- You don't.
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- Tastes like melon.
- You're a filthy liar.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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(Kisses) Hey, you wanna
hear somethin' funny?
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You wanna taste somethin' funny?
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Melon water. Tastes like nothin'.
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So I went to pull the
permits on the cabana,
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and it appears that after
looking at some zoning maps,
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58% of your property
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is on the East Chatswin side of the border.
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(Laughs) Isn't that funny?
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Technically, you live in East
Chatswin. (Silverware clatters)
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What?
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What the hell are you
trying to do to me, George?
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Whoa, baby, it's... it's
not that big of a deal.
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It's just a technicality.
Come on. Doesn't matter.
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(Gasps)
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(Radio static) Oh.
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(Speaks indistinctly) Sort
of looking... like it matters.
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(Radio static)
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So apparently, Evan usually opens the show
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with a funny anecdote.
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Do you know any funny anecdotes?
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Babe, I got this.
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Whoa.
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I mean, what do you mean, you "got this"?
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I'm just gonna talk about my body.
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People love it when I talk about my body.
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Ryan, no, don't talk about your body.
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People do not wanna hear
you talk about your body.
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- We're on in five... four...
- They do. (Mouths words)
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Three... (Mouths words)
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*
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I was sure he wasn't going
to talk about his body.
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There's no way he was going
to talk about his body.
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Hi. I'm Ryan Shay,
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and I'm here to talk about my body.
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Please call in with your
questions and compliments.
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Lines are open.
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(Ringing)
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Tessa! Look. The phones work.
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I thought they were just
props. (Lines ringing)
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(Button clicks) And we've
got caller number one.
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- Yes.
- (Girl, breathily) Hi. Body?
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Please talk to my glutes. They're all ears.
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(Whimpering) It was official...
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Dallas Royce was no longer
a citizen of Chatswin.
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But it wasn't just Dallas
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who would suffer the consequences.
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Yakult Royce? (Whines)
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I'm sorry, Yakult.
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Your membership has been revoked.
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(Whines and growls)
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I get it.
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No!
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Come on. Come on, guys,
is this really necessary?
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Wait! This is all a big mistake!
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Here's your dog... (Gasps)
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and here is your complimentary
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"you're no longer one of us" gift basket.
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Please don't do this!
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I am one of you! This isn't right.
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Ooh, but this hand cream is amazing.
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Dalia Royce.
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I've been informed
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that you are no longer a Chatswin resident.
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Therefore, you can no
longer attend Chatswin High.
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'Kay.
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Clear out your locker,
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and prepare to be relocated
to East Chatswin High.
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'Kay.
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You may take a moment to
say good-bye to your friends.
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'Kay. I'm good.
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Very well.
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Mr. Wolfe, is this... for
real? This is unbelievable.
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Almost as unbelievable
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as the overnights I
just got on "Body Talk."
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"Body Talk"?
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You heard me, sister. "Teen Talk" is dead.
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- What?
- That's right, Spaghetti.
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Wolfie, baby, let's talk this thing over.
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You made me change my name to "Spaghetti."
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You're yesterday's news.
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The ratings on "Body Talk"
were through the roof.
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That is impossible.
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The numbers don't lie. The show got a 19,
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but a 25 in the 17-to-18 demo.
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- What are you talking about?
- What does the 25 mean?
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It means 25 people watched it.
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That's huge.
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"Teen Talk" had only ever gotten a 2,
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and that was just me and Chef Alan.
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Well, I'm happy Ryan did well.
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Just keep doing what you're doing.
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(Whispers) What?
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I always knew that someday,
Ryan would be the star
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of a call-in show about his body.
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I just... I didn't think
you'd be the one producing it.
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To be honest, I always
thought it'd be Seacrest.
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(Engine turns off)
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(Whispers) Okay.
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(Seatbelt retracts)
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Baby?
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Let's go inside.
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I'm not going inside, George.
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Inside that house is East Chatswin.
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Okay, you're... you're being crazy.
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It's still your house.
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It's practically a crack den.
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Nope, George, nope. I'm staying in here.
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Here's got everything
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an upscale, single gal like myself needs.
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I can charge my phone,
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use the tan roof to get some sun,
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and if I'm drinking
four different beverages,
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there's four beverage holders.
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Inside that house,
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zero beverage holders, George. Zero.
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Dallas?
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This car is my home-sweet-home now.
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What are you... what's going on?
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Oh...
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What are you doing?
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Comfy cozy. Like the Four Seasons.
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Okay. I... I started this mess,
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and I'm gonna be the one to fix it.
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I'm gonna go make some calls.
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(Muffled voice) Thanks for dropping by!
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Dalia was doing a little better
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adjusting to her new circumstances...
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(School bell rings) thanks to a
coping mechanism known as denial.
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Hi, Malik.
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Hi, Tessa.
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What up, bitches?
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Who the hell are you?
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Who the hell are you?
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Daisy.
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Dalia.
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This is the triple A...
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Ashley, Amber, and Amantha.
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What kind of name is Amantha?
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It's the kind of name
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that thinks you're a pale, ugly loser.
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Mr. Wolfe, they're being mean to me.
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She's living in my car. My car.
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This has to be fixed.
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You... you sure this guy can help?
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- Because...
- Look, this guy
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is the ultimate power broker in Chatswin.
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He controls the zoning board.
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He pulls permits out of his back pocket
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like they're chewing gum.
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He's the Godfather.
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(Door squeaks)
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(Door closes) Marty? Steam
room Marty? He's your guy?
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He's "The Godfather"?
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Gentlemen.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, Marty, I'm... I'm here about Dallas.
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- You know Dallas?
- Know her?
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Why, I consider her a
close, personal friend.
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- Exactly.
- In fact,
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she's my best friend.
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Now I don't know if you know this,
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but we fought in the war together.
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00:09:59,596 --> 00:10:02,047
O... okay. You and Dallas Royce?
259
00:10:02,091 --> 00:10:03,186
Who the hell is that?
260
00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:05,237
Yeah. Okay, Marty, she's my girlfriend.
261
00:10:05,262 --> 00:10:08,471
And it turns out that half of her property
262
00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:09,697
is in East Chatswin,
263
00:10:09,716 --> 00:10:11,224
and now she's being kicked out of the club.
264
00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:13,070
Her daughter is being thrown out of school,
265
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,365
Sh... uh-huh.
266
00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:17,399
So you want me to go to
her house and break bread.
267
00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:19,001
What?
268
00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:21,259
No, I'm asking you to rezone her property
269
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,244
so she can remain a resident of Chatswin.
270
00:10:23,364 --> 00:10:25,138
And why would I do that?
271
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,450
Uh, Marty,
272
00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:28,885
I gave you an emergency root canal
273
00:10:28,903 --> 00:10:30,704
and did your crown for free.
274
00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:33,953
(Chuckles) So you owe... you... you owe me.
275
00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:40,028
Everything you need
276
00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:41,969
is on this disk.
277
00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:45,290
Print it out, fill out the paperwork,
278
00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:48,018
and then come see me...
279
00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:49,720
In the steam room.
280
00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:51,271
Where... where am I gonna find
281
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,816
a computer to open this thing up?
282
00:10:53,004 --> 00:10:54,918
Who do I look like...
283
00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:55,988
Al Gore?
284
00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:57,658
Before we go,
285
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,374
I wanna take one final call about my body.
286
00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:02,025
(Telephone rings)
287
00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:04,059
(Button clicks) You're on the air, caller.
288
00:11:04,053 --> 00:11:05,923
(Man) Hey, yeah. It's pretty warm out.
289
00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:07,775
Can you tell us how your
body does in the heat?
290
00:11:07,895 --> 00:11:09,840
Yeah, that's a... that's
a very good question.
291
00:11:09,858 --> 00:11:11,605
I actually get that one a lot.
292
00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:15,151
And hydration is the key to hydration.
293
00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:17,222
Now when I want to get hydrated,
294
00:11:17,256 --> 00:11:19,407
I like to drink stuff through my mouth.
295
00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:23,528
*
296
00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:25,663
Till next time.
297
00:11:25,698 --> 00:11:28,916
Okay. You know what? This
is stupid. (Buttons clicking)
298
00:11:28,891 --> 00:11:31,762
This is... just stupid!
299
00:11:31,882 --> 00:11:33,746
I want my name off the show.
300
00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:35,974
Tessa, please...
301
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:37,943
(Lowered voice) You're
embarrassing yourself.
302
00:11:37,943 --> 00:11:38,874
I'm embarrassing myself?
303
00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:40,915
You're the one spending a
whole entire study hall period
304
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,497
talking about your body.
305
00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:45,050
Hey, the only reason I even
agreed to do "Body Talk"
306
00:11:45,056 --> 00:11:46,088
was for you.
307
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:47,865
I know this is your only
extracurricular activity.
308
00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:49,736
(Lowered voice) I know it must
make you feel like a big loser.
309
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,425
A big loser?
310
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,684
No, no. Look, it's okay, though.
311
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,487
You're less popular than me,
you have less friends than I do,
312
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,201
and you have little to no activities.
313
00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:00,891
But... I'm still super,
super into you. Like, I'm...
314
00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:03,344
I do not need your pity!
315
00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:05,648
Okay? I don't need your help.
316
00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:10,050
I could make this show a
huge success without you.
317
00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:11,239
Okay.
318
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:13,521
We both know that's not true.
319
00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:16,631
Okay, you have no idea what
people find interesting,
320
00:12:16,982 --> 00:12:19,321
and you told me to open with an antidote,
321
00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,379
whatever the hell that is.
322
00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:22,268
I would literally rather watch anything...
323
00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:23,983
anything else...
324
00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:27,235
than you talking about your body.
325
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:28,543
What are you trying to say?
326
00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:31,308
What I'm trying to say is you are fired.
327
00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:34,586
Well, if you're trying to
say that, congratulations,
328
00:12:34,611 --> 00:12:36,138
'cause you just said it to me.
329
00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:37,252
Yes, I said it.
330
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,572
Wow!
331
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,325
Wow!
332
00:12:43,276 --> 00:12:44,934
Let's go, boys.
333
00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,133
(Door closes)
334
00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:53,739
Mommy, I'm home.
335
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,501
Back here!
336
00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:56,934
(Door closes)
337
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:00,506
How was school today?
338
00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:02,627
Did you make any new friends?
339
00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:06,656
No. Everyone at my new
school's tanner than me.
340
00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:09,738
They act like I'm not tan
enough to be going there.
341
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,657
That's ridiculous.
342
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,377
No one should ever be judged
by how deep their tan is.
343
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:16,795
I know, right?
344
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,562
I just wish they could look
beyond the color of my tan
345
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,707
and see the content of my closet.
346
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:24,855
Because I have really nice
stuff in my closet, you know?
347
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,771
I know.
348
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,774
And that's a beautiful dream.
349
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:32,450
You know, I can't remember the last time
350
00:13:32,475 --> 00:13:35,514
we had an after-school
espresso, just the two of us.
351
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,456
Maybe being ostracized by our community
352
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:41,953
and driven out of our home
was a blessing in disguise.
353
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,288
Yeah.
354
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,189
It's a good disguise, mommy.
355
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:51,046
Where's my kangaroo?
356
00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:58,583
(New age music playing)
357
00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:00,842
Ha ha. Marty.
358
00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:04,389
It was not easy, but I found
an old library in Queens
359
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:07,217
that has a working
quadra 650. (Door closes)
360
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,895
I have here the documents, all filled out,
361
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,978
ready for your approval, sir.
362
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:13,717
(Clicks)
363
00:14:15,441 --> 00:14:16,971
Thank... hey...
364
00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:18,073
rejected?
365
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,368
Marty, you bastard.
366
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,376
What... I... I filled out the paperwork,
367
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:22,296
just like you said.
368
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,386
The paperwork doesn't change the fact
369
00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,446
that 58% of the property
is in East Chatswin.
370
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:32,288
Thus making it 100% in East Chatswin.
371
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:35,272
Why did you make him fill out the paperwork
372
00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:37,018
if you were just gonna reject it?
373
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:38,826
Protocol.
374
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,621
All right, you know what?
Don't come crying to me
375
00:14:40,659 --> 00:14:42,023
the next time your crown cracks!
376
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,425
My crown is already cracked!
377
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,971
I had to get a partial bridge!
378
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,104
(Spits) Ew.
379
00:14:49,749 --> 00:14:51,300
Okay. That...
380
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,265
is a bridge too far, my friend.
381
00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:55,649
That is a bridge too far!
382
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:58,539
Aah! Oh, God! Aah! Oh! Aah!
383
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,393
(Boy) Five, four, three...
384
00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:02,511
(Lowered voice) Two...
385
00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:04,846
(Woman) * do do do-do do
386
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,666
* do do, do do do-do do
387
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:09,584
welcome to "Tessa Talk."
388
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,037
I'm your host... Tessa.
389
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:15,352
Today we are going to be
talking about what it takes
390
00:15:15,346 --> 00:15:17,242
to get an episode of television on the air,
391
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:18,543
how to deal with talent,
392
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,564
manage the expectations of the faculty,
393
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,379
and how to produce an entertaining segment.
394
00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,217
Phone lines are open.
395
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:34,176
(Sniffs, clears throat)
396
00:15:35,928 --> 00:15:38,196
(Inhales and exhales)
397
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,291
Does anybody wanna...
398
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,256
talk about my body?
399
00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:49,113
Sorry. Albinos can't
drink from this fountain.
400
00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:52,411
You're so pale. You look like a vampire.
401
00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:53,938
Do you need a transfusion?
402
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,846
You should be in the next "Twilight" movie,
403
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,011
'cause your skin looks like a dead vam...
404
00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:01,139
I get it. My tan's not
good enough for you guys.
405
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,867
It's not your tan. It's you.
406
00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,732
We don't like you 'cause you're new.
407
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,367
Oh. I used to make fun of new people, too.
408
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,162
Just ask Tessa.
409
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,353
Maybe one day you'll get transferred,
410
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:14,666
and then you'll know what it feels like
411
00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,769
to be the odd biyatch out.
412
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,371
Biyatch.
413
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:21,758
I miss my old school.
414
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,946
You wanted to see me?
415
00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,416
I didn't want to see you.
416
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:28,651
The cancellation bear wanted to see you.
417
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:30,867
In his den.
418
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,303
What is this?
419
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,264
Our ratings went down 24.
420
00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:36,890
That means we got a 1.
421
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:40,124
You lost Chef Alan, and
when you've lost Chef Alan,
422
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,619
you've lost America.
423
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,196
Mr. Wolfe, I'm sorry.
424
00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:47,106
But I can't dedicate myself to a show
425
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:51,323
that fixates on the most
superficial, unimportant aspect
426
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,137
of being a human being.
427
00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:55,696
Aren't you dating Ryan now?
428
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:57,810
Kind of.
429
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,306
Then you should know.
430
00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:03,261
What makes "Body Talk" great
isn't Ryan's great body.
431
00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,619
He also has an amazing spirit.
432
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,043
I assumed that was what
you liked about him.
433
00:17:14,029 --> 00:17:15,105
It is.
434
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,064
The best thing to wash down
a big slice of humble pie...
435
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:21,049
East Chatswin tap water.
436
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:21,951
(Coughs)
437
00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:27,587
Oh! Javier! Oh, thank goodness!
438
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:29,983
Oh, I didn't know you
worked at this club, too.
439
00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,516
I need to file a complaint
440
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,924
about the water!
441
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,914
It's unfruited.
442
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,509
Actually, I don't work here, Dallas.
443
00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:38,249
I... I'm a member just like you.
444
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,431
Javier, no.
445
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,521
How could you belong to an establishment
446
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:44,256
who puts little, if any,
fruit in their water?
447
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:45,982
Truth told, I'm a tap man.
448
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,547
A tap man?
449
00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:48,216
Dallas.
450
00:17:48,336 --> 00:17:51,087
Hey. (Gasps) George! Thank God, George.
451
00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:52,483
The water...
452
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:54,398
is unfruited.
453
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,857
Well, uh, I... I got some bad news.
454
00:17:57,925 --> 00:17:59,402
Worse than unfruited?
455
00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:02,474
On a scale of one to ten,
unfruited being a nine?
456
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,299
It's a ten. It's Marty.
457
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,833
He not only rejected our appeal,
458
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,979
but now he has a
restraining order against me.
459
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:09,956
So looks like neither one of us
460
00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:11,132
is going to the Chatswin country club
461
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:12,609
anytime soon.
462
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:13,959
I see.
463
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:17,058
Hey. But hey, hey, I
will personally cut fruit
464
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,516
and put it in your water
every single day of the week.
465
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,907
And I'll join the east Chatswin "Y," too.
466
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,486
We're in this together, okay?
467
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,921
Okay.
468
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,828
If I have to slum it, I guess
I'd rather slum it with you.
469
00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:32,744
I'd rather slum it with you, too.
470
00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:37,912
Hey, Javier.
471
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:38,637
Hola.
472
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:40,295
While Dallas made peace with the idea
473
00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:41,371
of not belonging to a club
474
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:42,928
that didn't want to have her as a member,
475
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:45,062
I realized that I already belonged
476
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,539
to something that meant more to me
477
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:48,040
than any after-school activity.
478
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:52,058
Welcome to a special
edition of "Body Talk."
479
00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:54,597
Today I'm going to be answering questions
480
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:56,962
on everybody's favorite subject...
481
00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:59,396
Ryan Shay.
482
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,555
The two of us started dating recently,
483
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:05,409
so I'm practically an expert on him
484
00:19:05,472 --> 00:19:07,661
and his amazing body.
485
00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:09,740
The phone lines are
open for your questions.
486
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,734
(Rings and clicks)
487
00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:13,624
(Girl) Hey, Tessa, I was just wondering...
488
00:19:13,744 --> 00:19:15,814
what's your favorite
part of "the body's" body?
489
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:17,395
Great question, caller.
490
00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:19,155
Um...
491
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:22,471
I'd have to say it's
his heart. (Door opens)
492
00:19:22,784 --> 00:19:26,855
Yeah, his heart is even
bigger than his quads,
493
00:19:26,856 --> 00:19:30,360
which, as you know, are... huge.
494
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,812
(Clears throat)
495
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,249
Ladies and gentlemen,
496
00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:38,426
this is an exciting day on "Body Talk."
497
00:19:38,937 --> 00:19:42,367
Please welcome the star of our show
498
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:45,509
and the guy I wanna say "sorry" to...
499
00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:47,711
Ryan Shay.
500
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,016
(Door closes)
501
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:56,186
I'm sorry I called you a loser.
502
00:19:57,132 --> 00:19:59,490
I'm sorry I was acting like one.
503
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:03,944
(Mouths word)
504
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,099
Where there's a will, there's a way.
505
00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:22,752
And Noah wasn't willing
to lose his best friend
506
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:23,997
to East Chatswin.
507
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:28,508
(Men rapping in Spanish)
508
00:20:28,759 --> 00:20:32,124
509
00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:34,589
Noah, what's going on in here?
510
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,735
Hey, Marty!
511
00:20:37,123 --> 00:20:38,650
What, you don't like my friends?
512
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,489
I got them all guest passes.
513
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:42,066
They love it here.
514
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,557
They said they're gonna
come all the time, huh?
515
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,077
(Laughs)
516
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,478
You bastard.
517
00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:51,262
How much to get my steam room back?
518
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:52,682
You can get it back cheap.
519
00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:55,555
It'll just cost you one stamp.
520
00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:57,256
521
00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:58,658
And just like that,
522
00:20:58,695 --> 00:21:00,948
the Royces were citizens of Chatswin again.
523
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,757
And not a minute too soon for
Dalia. (Cell phone alert chimes)
524
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(Students jeering)
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(Dalia) Bye, losers.
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I'm done being a loser.
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Does this school validate?
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My old school validates.
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No? You guys all probably take the bus.
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