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Previously on "Still the King"...
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You guys want me back
Previoin the group.
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The only way we'd let you
back in, is if you walked...
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through the door with a
living, breathing squatch.
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[WALT] If it's proof they
want, it's proof they're gonna get.
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[DEBBIE] She cheated on you?
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Let me show you what a
real Pool and Spa Depot girl...
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can do to boost your sales.
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Call my assistant next week...
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we'll set up a time for you to come in.
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You've been treating me like
a second-class citizen all day.
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Sounds to me like
somebody's a little jealous.
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I thought we were
friends, but it's clear to me...
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you don't need friends.
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It's this Indy Music Fest.
So you want to come with?
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Oh, my god!
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Someone named Charlotte
says you're dead to her.
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VERNON (V.O.) For the record...
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I guess I'm not that
good a driver after all.
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It's true what they say...
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D?j? Vu ain't just a
strip club in Nashville.
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In my defense, it's
been a rough couple days.
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Now I know this looks bad.
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But at least things can't get any worse.
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Although I had been wrong before.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Oh, just great.
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- Hello, Vernon.
- Hey.
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How are you?
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Thought I'd pop by and pay
the pizza party forward.
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You know what? Ah, it's
really not a good time right now.
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Oh, c'mon, any time is a
good time for a pizza party!
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My mother is upstairs sleeping...
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so it's not a good time.
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Man, well, I've been going through
a bit of a tough time...
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man, and I know you know how
it is to go through a tough time...
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and all that,
just... Mm-mm!
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I don't know what flavor
hand sanitizer you're using there...
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D-Train, but it smells delicious!
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Oh... I didn't realize
we were expecting company.
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Durwood, this is Vernon Brown.
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He just popped by.
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Mm, I hate pop-bys.
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So do I! I hate 'em!
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You and I are like identical
twin brothers.
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Might as well make the best of it.
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This pizza ain't gonna eat itself.
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It isn't.
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Thank you, my friend.
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Hey, Doily, you know, if
your mom is sleeping...
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if you wanted to just take
the pizza over to my place...
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Ssh, ssh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Tammy sleeps lighter than
a box of feathers, just...
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Let's just see what we got here.
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Agh! No... no, thank you.
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What is it?
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As an American, I don't
know why anybody...
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would choose Canadian bacon. Yeah.
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You might as well walk up to...
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an American slaughterhouse worker...
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and punch his entire
extended family right in the mouth.
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Right in the mouth.
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I'm not sure that's
an accurate analogy...
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but that's more pizza
for me and you, I guess.
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Well, you know what?
I'm not gonna eat it...
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I'm not gonna eat
it. Yeah, I'm a patriot.
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There we go... patriot.
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Bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah.
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Here's to the U.S. OF A!
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You know Debbie said she doesn't
even want to see me no more...
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so I can really relate
to all the heartbreak...
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that you went through with Sylvia.
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Wha... Sylvia? First
of all, it's Cynthia.
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And my boy and Cynthia are
like two cats in heat right now.
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Come on, give me
something, you stallion.
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Yeah. Durwood here has
been a real guiding light...
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to our inevitable reconciliation...
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I'll tell you that.
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Yeah, well, that's great,
man, 'cause I kind of feel like...
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I've lost all hope, to
be honest with you.
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Agh!
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[DOILY'S MOM] Mitchell? Mitchell?
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Great, Vernon, you woke Tammy up.
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Eh... don't worry about it,
Doily. I'll take care of it.
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Thank you, are you
sure? Are you positive?
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- Tammy?
- Thank you so much, my friend.
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- Tammy?
- I'm coming with your body pillow.
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Okay, Vernon, that was fun, right?
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Here we go! Here we
go! Pizza party is over.
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That was fun. Thanks for coming.
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Um, can I have the pizza back?
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You know what, no.
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Ronnie, come on, quit
stuffin' your face...
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and help me find a family
size box of gravy barrels.
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Sorry, babe, didn't come
here to shop. I came to sample.
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No... way. Pamela?
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You know, I'm gonna go
pretend I randomly ran into her...
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so I can brag about my life.
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We'll split up.
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We can sample more ground that way.
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Our dietary powder is
chock-full of fiber...
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but, it's absolutely delicious!
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Oh, Pamela! Hey! Aw, look
at you... peddlin' poop powder.
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Did you need a sample, Deborah?
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Might help unlodge
that stick up your ass.
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You know, why not?
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I gotta get bikini ready...
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now that I'm the
Pool and Spa Depot Girl.
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Oh, looks like you've got
your work cut out for you.
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Thanks to your porta-potty passions...
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with some faceless carnie.
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Vernon didn't seem to
have any complaints.
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What did you say?
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Oh, he didn't tell you?
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Looks like he got off
of your merry-go-round...
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and hopped onto mine.
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You think I care? I got a man.
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Look, baby, I got 12.
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Got your mail.
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You can keep it, Carl.
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But I got the DNA
results you were asking me about...
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every single day for so many months.
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Remember, you were like...
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"Like where's my expletive,
expletive DNA results, Carl?"
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Like I'm the one that did DNA results...
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not just delivered them.
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Oh, my god, do you know what this means?
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No.
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Six percent undetermined.
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It means... it means
my theory is correct!
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Oh... I was right!
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Oh, this is unprofessional.
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- I was right! I was right!
- Uh-huh.
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They have to let me
back in the PMS group now.
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Okay.
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I was right!
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Whoo! I'm back, Carl! I'm back!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Is that him again?
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Yeah, all morning.
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I'm sorry, baby, you know I just...
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I thought he'd finally
gotten his act together.
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I just wish I hadn't wasted
my time on this stupid article.
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It's literally eight
pages of what a bastard he is.
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Why don't you give it to him?
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Let him read it, you know?
He should know how you feel.
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No, Mom, no, no, I can't do that,
I just had to get it out.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Even if you don't want to see him...
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I'll support that decision, okay?
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And I know marriage is a roller coaster.
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You know, sometimes there's highs,
sometimes there's lows...
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but it's always a thrill!
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You okay, Pastor Johnson?
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[VERNON] Where is he?
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I need a word with you, preacher.
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Maybe we just need a minute.
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Oh, yup! No problem! Happy to leave!
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You know, I knew you
were a dog and a liar...
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but I didn't know
you were a con-man, too.
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I'm afraid I'm not following.
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You wanna take a minute to calm down?
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Don't tell me to calm down!
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Well, it's hard not to
with that vein popping out...
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of your forehead like...
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You know, Charlotte wrote
all about you in her article.
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"What it's like to be the daughter
of a one-hit wonder."
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It's about my music?
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No, jack ass, it's about all your lies!
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I'm sure your P.O. would
love to see this.
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Did she turn it in?
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No... because unlike
you, she has a heart.
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You know, you're
nothing but a selfish prick...
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who only cares about his ego...
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and his cheap county
fair meat-sundae tryst!
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Hey, you are not
a county fair...
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Not me, idiot! That slut, Pamela!
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Hey, well, wait a minute now.
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That was just a momentary
lapse in judgment...
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which I deeply regret.
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And by the way, that was
way before you and I...
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had our super meaningful boat sex.
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You know, save it,
Vernon, this is about Charlotte!
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Now I might have
fallen for your white-trash...
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Prince Charming act once...
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Twice.
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Well, as far as I'm
concerned, that night never happened.
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Pastor Johnson, is everything okay..
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- Get out, Gidget!
- Okay.
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I want you out of our lives, forever.
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You know, Charlotte
didn't want you to see this.
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But I think you should
know what an ass[BLEEP] you are.
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Hey! I don't need to read
this to tell me what an ass I am.
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Where's your sense of good lovin'
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Kick me out the door
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I mean, Doily's a pathetic dude!
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So what the hell's that make me?
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Don't mean to eavesdrop on you, son...
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but during my stay on
this rock called earth...
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I found a few truths.
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You don't know how to get
up unless you've fallen down.
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And you ain't learn your
lesson until your lesson get learned.
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Wow... that's deep. Yeah.
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Here's another truth for you.
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You can't talk your silly nonsense...
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with my boot shoved up your ass!
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You've had enough, gimme
that drink! Get out of my bar!
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Hey, you don't want my kind...
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then we're just gonna
have to agree to disagree, sir.
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Well, you just need to
get the hell out of here.
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Come on, let's go!
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I'll take wh... you want...
By god, I'll be glad to go!
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All right, don't come back.
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I don't want none of
your damn bull[BLEEP]!
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You know what? I don't
give a [BLEEP] what you think.
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I Don't...
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Hi, there, how are you?
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I'm Debbie, I'm the new
Pool and Spa Depot girl.
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Could you just let
someone know I'm here?
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Take a seat over there with the others.
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The others?
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I'm sorry, I think there's
been some sort of mistake.
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See, I am the Pool and Spa Depot girl.
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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
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You and everybody else.
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Take a seat and fill this out.
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Mm, just grow up so fast, don't they?
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Which one's your daughter?
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Oh, there she is! Hey, Deb.
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- There he is, hi!
- Thank you so much for coming.
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You know, in a million years...
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I never would've thought
of having these auditions...
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if it hadn't been for you.
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Thank you, sweetheart!
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I'm just happy to help.
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Well, I'm happy you're happy.
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Now, being a Pool and Spa Depot girl...
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is about a lot more than just beauty.
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So, let's get started with
round one, the pose-off!
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Okay, come on, girls, let's do it!
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Let's see what you got, girls!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ladies and gentleman, may I present...
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our ultra-relaxing fountain feature!
248
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It's the ultimate way to
tickle away anything that tingles!
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All right, well, I guess we've
got our two finalists!
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Ladies, rest up...
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because tomorrow are the
finals and then one of you...
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is gonna be crowned the
new Pool and Spa Depot girl!
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I can't wait.
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Keep waiting, dumb ass.
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00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:47,328
Kenny, your initiation into
the Paranormal Men's Society...
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is a great honor, but you
must be prepared to be mocked.
257
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:55,669
Can I have the mocking stick?
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Muz didn't bring it back.
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Seriously... Kenny?
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Gentlemen, I'd like to
make a last minute...
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addition to the agenda!
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You gotta stop coming to
our secret locations...
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or we're gonna have to find a new bar...
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to be our secret location.
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00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:13,654
You wanted proof, there it is.
266
00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:16,423
Dale is the son of Sasquatch!
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00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,158
What's this?
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I tested his DNA. The
results speak for themselves.
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Six percent, undetermined.
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00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,500
But aren't all humans
six percent undetermined?
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Not now, Kenny.
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You realize what this means?
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I'm back in the group?
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You're darn right.
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00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,236
Could we go back to my initiation?
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Shut up, Kenny!
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00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:42,416
If this is true, all of America
is gonna know about P.M.S...
278
00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,418
and what we are capable of.
279
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,155
We could take him on the road.
We could make him fight bears.
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00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:51,091
We could breed him! I think
my sister would do it with him.
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00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:53,513
Kenny, no one wants to do it
with your sister! She's gross.
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She's gross.
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00:13:54,897 --> 00:13:56,024
She's pretty attractive.
284
00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:58,332
We are gonna be rich!
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00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:01,869
I hear Sasquatch toes go for
big money on the black market!
286
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,739
After ivory and gluten-free meth!
287
00:14:05,841 --> 00:14:07,641
Uh, I think we should
be more responsible...
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00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:09,910
with the way we deal with him.
289
00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:11,189
I don't think we should
just kill him right away.
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00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:13,047
I think we should be friends with him.
291
00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:15,749
We could work with him, you
know? Like, as a team.
292
00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:17,184
Let me stop you right there.
293
00:14:17,286 --> 00:14:20,354
I want to mount his head
above my fireplace, right?
294
00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:22,890
And then we pop his eye
balls out and we juggle 'em...
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00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,793
in a traveling road show.
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00:14:26,562 --> 00:14:30,731
Ha-ha! I was just
messi" with you idiots!
297
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,634
Son of Sasquatch... it's ridiculous.
298
00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:37,171
I-I'm sorry, I don't know what
you're saying right now, Walt.
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00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:40,874
I was making the whole thing
up, just to mess with you guys.
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00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:41,976
You guys are so stupid.
301
00:14:42,078 --> 00:14:45,279
Oh, I know, we can
breed him with my sister.
302
00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:48,482
You idiots! You should have
seen the look on your faces.
303
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:51,552
That's not funny, Walt! It's
not funny when it happens to us.
304
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,903
You just got yourself
re-kicked out of the group!
305
00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:12,606
Kenny, make a note in the log book!
306
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,508
Well, Muz has that, too.
307
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:18,846
I hate you so much right
now, Kenny! You get lost, Walt!
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00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:23,484
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure.
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00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,520
Not.
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00:15:26,622 --> 00:15:30,891
That's it! New secret location,
Fuddruckers Main Street!
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00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:32,057
[WALT] Heard that!
312
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:34,328
Guys! Get lost!
313
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:43,337
Hey! Hey! Whoo!
314
00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:45,773
Easy, ese! I could've killed you, man!
315
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:50,477
You do not know how bad I need a taco!
316
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:53,981
Me, hungry! You, taco!
317
00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:56,809
You shoulda seen the way...
318
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,445
my little girl looked at me, Taco Steve.
319
00:15:59,548 --> 00:16:02,815
Then she wrote this.
320
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:07,554
It's all in there... right there!
321
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:12,692
She wrote it about
what a crap ass dad I am.
322
00:16:12,794 --> 00:16:17,163
I can't read it. I can't read it!
323
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:18,231
It is hard.
324
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,034
No, I mean, I really
can't logistically read it.
325
00:16:21,136 --> 00:16:24,337
I'm seeing double. Would
you read it to me, Taco?
326
00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:26,039
Okay.
327
00:16:32,213 --> 00:16:37,951
"My dad... he has many talents...
328
00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:42,355
but being a
father... is not one of them.
329
00:16:42,591 --> 00:16:46,559
What it means, dead-beat?
330
00:16:46,661 --> 00:16:49,495
She's right about that, too.
331
00:16:49,598 --> 00:16:52,165
Everything she wrote is right.
332
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:56,002
I have not been a very good dad.
333
00:16:56,104 --> 00:17:00,873
You know, it's never too late to change.
334
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,576
I believe it was Arnold
Bennett who wrote...
335
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:06,779
"The chief beauty of time...
336
00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,916
is that you cannot waste it in advance."
337
00:17:10,018 --> 00:17:14,053
Wow, I was not expecting that, Taco.
338
00:17:14,155 --> 00:17:16,789
That's some deep [BLEEP] there!
339
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:21,794
I know exactly what I
gotta do! Take me to church!
340
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,863
You mean a different church?
341
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:29,869
You wait here! I'll be right back.
342
00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:36,009
Ladies and
gentlemen, what a nail-biter!
343
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,760
After yesterday's events...
344
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,946
we are down to our
final two contestants.
345
00:17:40,048 --> 00:17:42,343
These two lovely, young
ladies are neck-and-neck.
346
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:43,516
Not for long, bitch.
347
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,018
Dream on, trick whore.
348
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,820
Now this next question
is for you, Miss Jackie.
349
00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:53,326
Who was the original Pool
and Spa Depot girl?
350
00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:57,463
I think the original Pool
and Spa Depot girl was someone...
351
00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:03,269
who knows pools and spas
and depots, and it was someone...
352
00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:07,040
that that they um, they
rea... people really liked!
353
00:18:07,142 --> 00:18:09,409
Oh, sorry, that's incorrect.
354
00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:12,178
That means, Debbie, that
if you can answer this...
355
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,548
It was me! I was the
original Pool and Spa Depot girl!
356
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:16,716
Debbie Lynn Cooke!
357
00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,885
That is absolutely right!
358
00:18:18,987 --> 00:18:20,787
Ladies and Gentleman, may I present...
359
00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:24,557
the new Pool and Spa Depot girl!
360
00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:32,799
And now here she is the new
Spa and Pool Depot girl
361
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,134
You gave that to me, didn't you?
362
00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:37,637
Well, you worked for it, kind of.
363
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:40,873
(MUSIC PLAYING)
364
00:19:03,031 --> 00:19:05,465
Well, I guess that makes us square.
365
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,247
The P.M.S. guys don't
sell you for parts...
366
00:19:07,335 --> 00:19:11,671
and I'll pretend not to
know who your actual father is.
367
00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:15,208
Did... did you tranq me again?
368
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:18,277
Look, let's not make this
about who tranq'ed who, Dale.
369
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:21,781
The most important thing
is, your secret is safe with me.
370
00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:24,117
You're free to go home now...
371
00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:26,119
live amongst your animal
friends in the forest.
372
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,553
What are you talking about, man?
373
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:32,024
I have a house. I cooked
you... I cooked you frittata?
374
00:19:33,828 --> 00:19:36,896
Time for you to go, Dale. No.
375
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:41,467
You're finally home. Go! Be free!
376
00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:47,907
I don't live here. I live
like eight miles that way.
377
00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:50,843
Just go, Dale! Go to your home!
378
00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,578
I need a ride, man!
379
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,447
The forest calls to you!
380
00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:58,417
No, no, no, no, really...
where you going?
381
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:00,553
Come on, man!
382
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,700
Come on, Taco! We're
getting the hell out of here!
383
00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:16,003
Give me the keys! I'm driving!
384
00:20:16,037 --> 00:20:17,436
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
385
00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:18,738
Hang on.
386
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,233
Had about enough of this [BLEEP]!
387
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,976
Where are we going, ese?
388
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,646
[VERNON] What's your thoughts on Mexico?
389
00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:29,582
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
390
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:00,324
VERNON (V.O.) Well, that
about brings us up to speed.
391
00:21:00,348 --> 00:21:03,449
Charlotte may not have
wanted anyone to read her letter.
392
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,484
But I've hurt way too many people...
393
00:21:05,587 --> 00:21:07,353
and I gotta try to make it right.
394
00:21:07,455 --> 00:21:10,726
And there's only one man
who hates me enough...
395
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,192
to make that happen.
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00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:18,229
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