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Previously on "Still the King"...
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One left, must be your lucky day.
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What's this?
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Oh, my daughter wrote it.
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It's local bands she's listening
to, stuff like that.
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It's good, too.
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I'm gonna check it out.
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- Are you Charlotte?
- Yes, I am.
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I'm Allison, I work at Nashville Scene.
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Oh.
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Who are you listening to right now?
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Right now, Party Break
are my current favorite.
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Thank you, we're Party Break, goodnight!
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You better shut your mouth.
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Or what? Yo, get screwed, Asher.
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No! You get screwed, Dallas!
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I've gotta say, this is pretty cool.
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Thanks, everybody! Thank you very much!
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Put your hands together for
my old buddy, Burnin' Vernon!
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Go!
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Are you serious?
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So now what's this "Toe Jam" thing?
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I mean, the name
sounds kind of unappealing...
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to be honest with you.
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Uh, no, it's called
KickJam, it's this indie music fest.
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They have a lot of local bands
and a few big headliners.
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Yeah, man, I can't keep up with
all these new bands, man.
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One Protection. Feta Wrap.
Curly Rae Jepsen. I'm lost.
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Literally none of
those are actual band names.
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That's how I feel about it, too!
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What ever happened to Deep
Purple? Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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Those are band names!
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Dude, Allison was so nice,
she said she loved my zine...
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and that I have a "unique voice".
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Now that's the lady from
the paper, right?
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Yeah, I want a job like
hers when I graduate.
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Man, I've not seen you this excited.
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I'd be lying, if I
said I wasn't proud of you.
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Hey, you know, Allison's
gonna give me an extra pass.
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You wanna come with?
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Are you serious?
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I figure I owe you, since
you took me to Trayne Crostown.
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Hell, yeah! That sounds like fun!
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I mean, whatever... it's cool.
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Cool. It's this Saturday.
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But I have to be there early,
so you might want to meet me there.
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But don't worry, they'll
be better seats than Crostown.
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- Hah-hah! All right, you ready?
- Yup.
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Now, hands at the one and the three.
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And... punch it!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Yoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
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All right, yeah! That's my girl!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Hi. Hope I didn't keep
you waiting for too long.
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I had to handle a minor crisis.
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No worries. Is everything cool?
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Oh, yeah. We're doing a
spread on this band Maxie Dean...
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and the lead singer keeps pestering
us to airbrush him...
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in more of a thigh gap.
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So, if he doesn't cool
out, I'm probably just gonna...
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air brush him out all together.
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So here are your credentials.
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Sweet, thanks.
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And I spoke to my bosses, and
if the article's really good...
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you'd be a shoe-in for
our summer internship program.
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Would you be down?
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Yeah, so down! Are you kidding me?
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I really need you to
knock this one out...
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of the park for me, kiddo, all right?
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'Cause I talked you up to them.
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But, you're still allowed to have fun...
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'cause this is gonna be a kick-ass
music festival, right?
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Okay, bye.
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Bye! Thank you for the passes!
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Man, can you believe
Charlotte invited me to go with her?
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I'm like trying to play it
all cool and everything...
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like, "whatever."
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I'm not sure you're
supposed to "play it cool"...
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if you're someone's dad.
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Good point.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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[VERNON] What the
hell, who's that driving up?
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Look, he's in a limo.
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What the hell?
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[VERNON] Hey, Crazy
Dave! What are you doin', man?
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You going to a
funeral, or wedding, or what?
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You have been
bequeathed the honor of performing...
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with history's greatest entertainer,
Trayne Crostown...
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upon the eve of the morrow.
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What the hell does all
that mumbo-jumbo mean?
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Well, Trayne wants you to
come back and sing with him again.
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It seems like the
crowd got all excited...
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about that the other night.
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They were calling for an encore!
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Encore performance? We'll be there!
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Well, that'll be
okay, because it says...
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artist plus one assistant.
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Slow your scroll, Crazy
Dave. I'm nobody's assistant.
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Assistant, sidekick,
wingman, whatever floats your boat.
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Hey, listen, I gotta go. I
gotta get back to the tux shop.
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I think this one's got bed bug issues.
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Hey! How'd you know where
I was at, anyway?
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Trayne's got eyes everywhere.
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Heck, if you work for
him for five years...
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they give you one of these bad boys.
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Installation didn't hurt a bit...
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once the pain medication kicked in.
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That Trayne, what a great man.
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He's a real humanitarian.
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- (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
- Whoo!
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Man, can you believe it? I'm back!
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Whoo!
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Hey! Aren't you supposed to
be at Charlotte's KickJam thing...
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"on the eve of the morrow"?
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Oh, man, that's not
gonna be no problem, man.
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The Crostown duet, that'll
happen early...
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and then I'll just head on
down to Charlotte's gig.
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Plus, I'll have my responsible,
mature friend, Walt, with me.
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You know, I think
changing the sign over...
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is my favorite of all the chores.
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You boys are gonna make that a
little more appropriate, right?
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Yes, sir.
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How does he know?
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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
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I gotta hand it to
you, it's pretty cool...
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that Trayne asked you to come back.
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Hey, do you think he'd remember my dad?
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Of course, he will, man.
Everyone loved your pops.
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Might want to take it easy on the booze.
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I mean, you gotta perform later...
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and then you gotta go meet Charlotte.
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Walt, this isn't amateur hour, man.
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You're gonna hang with the rock stars...
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you gotta party like a rock star.
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Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
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Okay.
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- No way.
- Holy crap.
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Burnin' Vernon Brown!
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Hey, man, thanks for having me...
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Towel boy! Whoo!
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It means a lot that you got...
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Special water!
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Ah... Backwash!
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No Backwash? Somebody's not partying.
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Oh, yeah, I'm still partying, uh, Walt?
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Oh... on the way, hoss.
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Come on, let's do this, huh?
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- Let's do it!
- Hit it, man!
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- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- Oh!
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You got it, man.
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Well now I left
Oklahoma drivin' in a Pontiac
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Just about to lose my mind
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I was goin' to
Arizona Maybe on to California
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Where the people
there live so fine hey
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My baby said I'z
crazy Mama called me lazy
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- (MUSIC STOPS)
-
I'z gon...
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You crossed the line!
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Is that a good or bad thing?
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It's the equivalent of going
over the Military Demarcation...
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Line that separates North
and South Korea.
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Holy Cow, man!
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So is that a good or bad
thing? I still don't understand.
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Look, Trayne is the only
one allowed to cross the line...
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while performing onstage.
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No one is allowed to upstage Trayne.
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Well, I guess I just
got caught up in the moment.
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Won't happen again.
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Take me to the chorus!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Living on Tulsa time
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Living on Tulsa time
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Gonna set my watch right to it
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'Cause it'll help me through it
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Living on Tulsa time yeah
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Livin' on Tulsa time
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That sounds good, man. That sounds good.
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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Hey... you've done this before?
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Yeah, sure.
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Whoo!
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Here's your Backstage Backwash drink.
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Hey, cheers, man, cheers to
me, cheers to me and my show.
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Mm-hm.
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Hey, man, can you
introduce me to Trayne now?
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I just want to ask about
my dad and stuff, you know.
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Hey, Walt, help me out with
a little extra Backwash there.
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- Really?
- Yeah, quickly.
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I'd be happy to.
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Hey, Walt! Before you go...
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put a little extra kick in
this one? Make it a double.
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Hah-hah-hah! That's my
boy! That's my boy right there!
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That's my boy!
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Okay, guys! Who's ready to rock?
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Is this some kind of
pre-show meditation thing?
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Oh boy, um, so just to be clear...
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you guys don't want to go on...
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because you're wearing matching shirts?
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I offered to wear the same
shirt so that we could all match.
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Shut up, Val!
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Okay... well, obviously one
of you is gonna have to change.
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There's no way I'm gonna change... okay?
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It's the front man's
job to really standout...
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you know, to be the face of the band.
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If anything, you two should probably...
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just match the backdrop.
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Mabel! Can we find out
what color the backdrop is?
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And get these guys some shirts to match?
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Looking into it now!
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What the hell, dude? I'm not changing.
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Hey, Dallas, look...
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I'm really glad you're
standing your ground...
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but tonight's your shot to
play the new song you wrote...
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and you already have the attention...
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of the Nashville Scene, I...
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I'm sorry, Charlotte, okay?
I know you have an article...
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to write, but I gotta make
a stand sometime, okay?
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He's getting out of control.
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If anyone is gonna change,
it's going to be him.
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He doesn't even know
who The Melvins are!
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This is from Urban Outfitters!
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That's where I get
all my fresh gear, too.
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Okay, uh, settle down.
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Um, maybe there's someway that
I can help resolve this.
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Ha! Okay, we're not gonna
take band advice from someone...
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related to a
talentless one-hit-wonder loser.
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What are... what are you doing?
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There, now your shirts are different.
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So quit being children and play!
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Asher, your delts look really strong.
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Have you been working out?
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Oh, um, and my dad's album
sold 20 million copies worldwide.
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How many have you sold?
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Hey! So the backdrop is red velvet.
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It might be a little sweaty...
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but I can probably work something out.
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Oh, you cut your sleeves
off. That looks... sa-nazay.
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Really?
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Val, unpack the van. We're gonna play.
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Cool, all right, um...
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do you guys wanna help
me grab some gear, though?
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My sciatica has really been acting up.
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No.
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No.
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Okay, I'll just get it all myself, guys.
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The pain is just... it's
blinding sometimes.
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You're right in here.
248
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Oh... this is nice.
249
00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:11,773
Backwash me, Walt!
250
00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,108
Aw, hell's fire, man!
251
00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:15,076
Do I gotta do
everything around here myself?
252
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:16,878
I don't know, do dressing rooms...
253
00:11:16,978 --> 00:11:19,280
usually come with mops and buckets?
254
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,148
What the hell you talkin' bout, son?
255
00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:24,418
We got all this cool extra
stuff that other people don't get.
256
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,687
Heck, man, I'll never have
to buy another light bulb...
257
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,322
for the rest of my life!
258
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:31,779
We inventory the entire
room, so don't take anything!
259
00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:33,460
Ah, I wouldn't think of it.
260
00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:35,840
Oh, I'll come back and get
you and your assistant in a bit.
261
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:38,169
- Look, I'm not his assistant...
- Okay, that'd be great, man.
262
00:11:38,193 --> 00:11:38,796
Thanks a bunch.
263
00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:40,918
And don't forget what
they told you in rehearsal...
264
00:11:41,058 --> 00:11:42,102
about crossing the line.
265
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,480
- Hey, Tom?
- TOM (ON RADIO): What's your 20?
266
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:45,539
Can you come down here in
the golf cart and get me?
267
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,874
No, I'm way past
that janitor's closet...
268
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,144
I'm in the smaller janitor's closet.
269
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:53,147
Well, at least the
Backstage Backwash is free!
270
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:56,318
Speaking of, how's that refill coming?
271
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,729
Look, I don't want to be out
of line here as your "assistant"...
272
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,797
and all, but I think it's
safe to say you don't need another.
273
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,390
Oh, you still upset
over that little mix up?
274
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,268
You've been treating me like a
second-class citizen all day.
275
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,537
And the only reason
why I put up with it...
276
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,915
is so you don't get embarrassed...
277
00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,340
in front of these people
who clearly don't give a crap...
278
00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:12,200
about you in the first place!
279
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,307
Sounds to me like
somebody's a little jealous.
280
00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:16,304
You know what, you
just don't understand...
281
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,938
how the music business works.
282
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,798
I'm not jealous,
Vernon, I'm just sick of it.
283
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,818
And I thought we were
friends, but it's clear to me...
284
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,943
you don't need friends.
285
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,321
Well, I'll tell you
what, all of a sudden...
286
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,379
you feeling awful ungrateful, son.
287
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,950
Maybe you need to remember who
got your ass out of jail...
288
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,686
and who brought you
here in the first place.
289
00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:32,528
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
290
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,188
It's show time. You good?
291
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,768
Yeah, I'm good, I've never been better.
292
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,859
Okay, essential personnel
only. Is he with you?
293
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,662
Nope.
294
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,364
Okay, let's go.
295
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:47,135
Ah, almost forgot my Backstage Backwash.
296
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:02,870
All right! Yeah! Where's
my family? Where's my family?
297
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:04,772
Nice job! Gather round!
298
00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:07,366
All right, grab
hands, everybody, grab hands.
299
00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,308
Thank you for letting
us be here today...
300
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,412
and for all these good
people coming out, paying to see us.
301
00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:15,149
Let's give all the glory to me!
302
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:18,286
Let's go have a good
show, everybody, all right.
303
00:13:18,385 --> 00:13:19,953
Get up there, get up there!
304
00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:21,693
Where's my... where's
my pre-show relaxer?
305
00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:22,957
Where's my baby panda?
306
00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:26,193
Oh, there he is! Look at baby panda!
307
00:13:28,728 --> 00:13:32,499
That's the good stuff! My
little good luck charm.
308
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,135
That's a real live
baby panda, everybody!
309
00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:37,804
Whoo!
310
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,582
Don't freeze up on me out
there, I know it's been a long time.
311
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:43,378
Hey, don't ever underestimate
me, son. I'm like the Phoenix.
312
00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:44,945
The mythological bird?
313
00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:49,049
No, the city... hot,
dirty, and old women love me.
314
00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:52,352
That's funny. Hey,
just remember one thing...
315
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:55,255
they ain't here to see you.
316
00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,093
(MUSIC PLAYING)
317
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:08,664
Got it, thanks, Ted.
318
00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:09,937
All right, you guys are on!
319
00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:12,215
Okay, back-up band members, I
need you guys to go on first.
320
00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,549
Remember I'm the dessert of this band...
321
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:15,041
so we're saving the best for last.
322
00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:18,111
And speaking of dessert, after
the gig, Froyo, my treat!
323
00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:22,182
No. Mabel, come here, I need
to close-sing into your face.
324
00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:27,255
Um, do I look slightly
less crazy than he does?
325
00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:28,989
Only slightly.
326
00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:31,208
Um, I guess this is where
someone would usually say...
327
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,526
break a leg.
328
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,926
So, break a leg and
don't screw this up...
329
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:36,254
because I have a lot
riding on this article.
330
00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:37,197
I'll try my best.
331
00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:39,175
[M.C.] Please, welcome to
the stage... Party Break!
332
00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,501
Oops. I guess Asher won't
be last onstage after all.
333
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:45,172
Tell him sorry for me.
334
00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,574
Hey, your dad's not here yet, is he?
335
00:14:47,674 --> 00:14:49,209
No, I haven't seen him, I...
336
00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,780
You should, um...
337
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,817
- Play the show,
yup. - Mm-hm.
338
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,024
[ASHER] We're Party Break!
339
00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:10,164
(MUSIC CHANGES)
340
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:13,934
Yeah!
341
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,269
Whoo!
342
00:15:16,702 --> 00:15:20,406
Yeah! All right!
343
00:15:20,506 --> 00:15:22,309
Thank you! Thank you, everybody!
344
00:15:22,409 --> 00:15:24,644
This next gentleman I'm
about to bring out...
345
00:15:24,745 --> 00:15:26,179
may have been long forgotten.
346
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:29,382
In fact, some of you, like
me, probably thought he was dead.
347
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:32,986
I used to open for this
dude back in the day...
348
00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:34,922
but thanks to your love and support...
349
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,723
I don't have to any more...
350
00:15:36,823 --> 00:15:37,991
and I can return the favor.
351
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:43,264
Put your hands together
for Burnin' Vernon Brown!
352
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:48,803
You're in my house now, so
you better be a good boy.
353
00:15:51,105 --> 00:15:55,875
I left Oklahoma drivin' in a Pontiac
354
00:15:55,976 --> 00:16:00,014
Just about to lose my mind
355
00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:04,718
I was goin' to
Arizona Maybe on to California
356
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:08,088
Where the people
all live so fine
357
00:16:08,188 --> 00:16:09,356
Be good.
358
00:16:09,457 --> 00:16:14,061
My baby said I'z
crazy Mama called me lazy
359
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,563
I was gonna show
'em all this time
360
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,098
Watch that line, man.
361
00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:20,200
And you know I ain't no fool
362
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,802
And I don't need
no more schoolin'
363
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,539
I was born to just walk the line
364
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,207
Oh, nah-ah, hell no!
365
00:16:27,308 --> 00:16:30,577
-
Livin' on Tulsa time
- Get back there.
366
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:35,883
Living on Tulsa time
367
00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:37,183
Well you'll know I...
368
00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:39,194
- You ever been hit...
- What's wrong with you, man?
369
00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:40,697
- By a real, damn train?
- What's wrong with you?
370
00:16:40,721 --> 00:16:44,758
Livin' on Tulsa time
371
00:16:44,857 --> 00:16:46,827
- Yeah! Whoo!
- Aw, no!
372
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:50,231
What's up with you, man? This
is supposed to be a duet!
373
00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:51,808
- Okay, let's wrap! That's it!
-
Tulsa time
374
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:53,601
Come on, everybody sing!
375
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:56,637
Livin' on Tulsa time
376
00:16:56,736 --> 00:16:58,070
All right, all right.
377
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,341
Want to set my watch back to it
378
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,110
'Cause you know
I've been through it
379
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:04,621
-
Livin' on Tulsa time
- Thank you, Vernon. Thank you.
380
00:17:04,645 --> 00:17:08,849
I think we kept the
old-timer up past his bedtime.
381
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:11,185
Sorry about that, folks.
382
00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:15,322
I think the old boy's lost his
mind, forgot where he is.
383
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:20,793
Livin' on Tulsa time
384
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:23,963
Livin' on Tulsa time
385
00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:27,333
You gotta be...
386
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,604
Wanna send my watch back to ya'
387
00:17:29,704 --> 00:17:31,444
Hillbilly mother[BLEEP]!
388
00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:34,956
Hey, come on, guys, take it easy, man!
389
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,326
What the hell! Walt!
Hey, little help here!
390
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,560
I'm with him!
391
00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:41,663
Oh! Looks like you're a little busy!
392
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,731
Oh! Hope you're having fun! Not!
393
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:47,535
I'm having the time
of my life! I'm back!
394
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,372
I'm back, man!
395
00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:52,206
I'm back!
396
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,511
Thanks a lot, friend!
397
00:17:57,612 --> 00:18:00,916
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
398
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:05,720
Come on! Come on, mother[BLEEP]!
399
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,789
Come on, mother[BLEEP]!
400
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,725
Hey!
401
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:15,296
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
402
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:20,802
Feel it in my
head Start to slip away
403
00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:25,707
Talkin' in my face but
I don't hear a thing
404
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:28,110
Oh, hey, you made it!
405
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,879
I had to check out the
band you keep raving about.
406
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,282
I gotta hand it to
you, these dudes rock.
407
00:18:34,382 --> 00:18:35,049
Right?
408
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,785
Ringing in my ears
409
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,621
Charlotte, this is
my girlfriend, Frankie.
410
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:41,064
Her band played KickJam last night.
411
00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,691
Oh, cool, nice to meet you!
412
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,491
Hey, who did you
bring as your plus-one?
413
00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:48,864
Oh, uh, uh... he should
be here any second.
414
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:54,602
Ticket?
415
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:55,542
I'm wif' Charg-lotte.
416
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,637
What?
417
00:18:56,738 --> 00:19:01,308
I'm wif' Chargh...
418
00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:02,477
Purrdy-barh.
419
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,679
Sir, you can't get in
here without a ticket.
420
00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:08,584
Oh... that some kind of hanker ball?
421
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:12,553
Never mind... I'm drunk.
422
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,024
Purrdy-barh.
423
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,194
Yeah!
424
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:22,965
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
425
00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:25,066
The next song is really, really good...
426
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,751
and not just because
my boyfriend wrote it.
427
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:27,969
But... wh... um...
428
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,679
Well, he's not
actually my boyfriend, but...
429
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:30,739
Is he the drummer?
430
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:31,770
Yeah, how'd you know?
431
00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,783
Frankie's a drummer. They're
always the hottest.
432
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,554
But also because he keeps waving at you.
433
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,981
This next song is a new
one we've been working on.
434
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,115
It goes out to a super, cool chick...
435
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,061
who's the only reason
we're standing up here tonight.
436
00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:46,654
Thanks for the T-shirt, Charlotte.
437
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:02,904
Here they come it's the
boys from the end of the block
438
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,207
Are you Charlotte?
439
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:08,308
Oh, wow, this is embarrassing.
440
00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:11,479
Um, I am, but I don't
think the song's about me.
441
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,082
At least, hope not, because
the song's called Turn it Up.
442
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:16,828
Um, okay, some guy named
Vernon is here saying he's with you.
443
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:19,287
Do you know him?
444
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,990
Oh yeah, he's cool. That's
my dad, uh, where is he?
445
00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:27,729
I'm wif' Chargh... Chargh...
446
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:30,365
Oh, my god! Please, no!
447
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,970
Chargh! My bad!
448
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,807
Charlotte!
449
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,577
Dallas, wait!
450
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,146
(CROWD BOOS)
451
00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:46,715
Chargh...
452
00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:57,192
[BLEEP]
453
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,663
10-4, thanks, Mabel.
454
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,702
Someone named Charlotte
says you're an ass[BLEEP]...
455
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,504
and that you're dead to her.
456
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:18,303
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