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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,322 --> 00:00:08,536 You're making me nervous! 2 00:00:08,571 --> 00:00:10,500 Why are you so slow? 3 00:00:10,535 --> 00:00:13,914 Sir, this is an incredibly complex cryptogram. 4 00:00:13,949 --> 00:00:15,913 I've already had to write an advanced quantum algorithm to 5 00:00:15,948 --> 00:00:17,997 maximise integer factorisation. 6 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,387 My god, you're boring. 7 00:00:20,422 --> 00:00:22,516 Can I have your attention please! 8 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:27,990 Now, as you already know, Caitlin and I - stand up honey... 9 00:00:29,046 --> 00:00:31,318 Caitlin and I recently got engaged. 10 00:00:31,353 --> 00:00:33,078 Yeah! Woo hoo! 11 00:00:33,113 --> 00:00:33,851 What are you doing? 12 00:00:33,886 --> 00:00:36,459 Now I could talk about this lady for hours. 13 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,216 But I actually want to say something about you guys. 14 00:00:39,251 --> 00:00:43,001 Because since I arrived here... 15 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,213 You have taken me into your hearts. 16 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,146 That's an excellent speech. 17 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,474 I think back to work everyone. 18 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,832 And that goes for nobody more than Tim. 19 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:54,701 Huh? 20 00:00:54,736 --> 00:00:56,754 Tim, you're gonna be my best man! 21 00:00:56,789 --> 00:00:58,526 - What? - Get up here! 22 00:00:58,561 --> 00:01:00,228 - No. - Give me a hug! 23 00:01:00,263 --> 00:01:01,444 - I don't want to. - Give him a hug! 24 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:02,665 If he doesn't want to... 25 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:06,697 Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! 26 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,450 Alright! Alright. 27 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,874 - This feels incredible. - Speech! 28 00:01:16,642 --> 00:01:18,854 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 29 00:01:18,889 --> 00:01:21,066 Go on, say something, best man! 30 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,026 Wow. 31 00:01:25,441 --> 00:01:26,965 What can I say? 32 00:01:27,614 --> 00:01:28,545 Umm... 33 00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:34,695 The British often think of Americans as being... 34 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:37,974 brash, loud, shallow morons 35 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:41,858 but with Portis there is so much more to dislike. 36 00:01:43,365 --> 00:01:45,014 This guy! 37 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:49,827 I actually feel physically sick at the thought of being his best man. 38 00:01:50,466 --> 00:01:52,475 Crazy British humour! 39 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:55,397 In fact, I can honestly say that I hate you! 40 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,481 And I hate you too, buddy. 41 00:02:01,661 --> 00:02:02,654 And hey! 42 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,572 You're all invited to the wedding! 43 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,455 Just as soon as we've set a date. 44 00:02:06,613 --> 00:02:09,007 Date's already been set, baby. 45 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,366 Three weeks from tomorrow, people. 46 00:02:11,401 --> 00:02:14,262 - What? - Don't you think we've waited long enough? 47 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,810 - The decoded message, sir. - About bloody time. 48 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:24,115 My name's on this. 49 00:02:26,864 --> 00:02:29,236 - This is a... - A hit-list, yeah. 50 00:02:30,394 --> 00:02:31,909 Sorry about that. 51 00:02:32,337 --> 00:02:35,981 Anyway, to the happy couple. Yay. 52 00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:41,586 Sync and corrections www.addic7ed.com 53 00:03:00,935 --> 00:03:03,234 -- SPY S02E10 -- Codename: Last Scupper 54 00:03:04,637 --> 00:03:08,192 And when do you think humans started using fabrics for clothing? 55 00:03:08,227 --> 00:03:12,591 The earliest known woven textiles date back to around 6000 BC... 56 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,956 Actually, the earliest textiles date back to around 6,500 BC. 57 00:03:16,957 --> 00:03:19,855 Actually, I think you'll find that for woven fabrics... 58 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:22,916 Shut up! Just shut up! You too! 59 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:25,116 - I'm sick of both of you. - Justine, could you please... 60 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,418 - Not now, Alan! - Right. Sorry. 61 00:03:26,419 --> 00:03:27,419 I've had enough. 62 00:03:32,477 --> 00:03:33,797 Any leads on the assassin? 63 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:35,116 We've been checking... 64 00:03:35,117 --> 00:03:36,927 I don't care. You can't be Portis' best man. 65 00:03:36,962 --> 00:03:38,678 - I don't want to be. - Then tell him you can't do it. 66 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,590 Make something up - you're busy that weekend. 67 00:03:40,591 --> 00:03:41,362 Wait. 68 00:03:41,397 --> 00:03:43,346 You're not actually going to marry him? 69 00:03:43,381 --> 00:03:45,330 - Tim. - It's a simple question. 70 00:03:45,845 --> 00:03:47,162 I don't expect you to understand. 71 00:03:47,197 --> 00:03:49,496 But... why? 72 00:03:50,113 --> 00:03:51,238 Look at him! 73 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:54,954 I don't know. Because he asked? 74 00:03:54,989 --> 00:03:57,848 - Because he asked?! Are you serious? - Keep your voice down. 75 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:00,023 That is ridiculous! 76 00:04:00,024 --> 00:04:02,341 Anyone could ask... I could have asked. 77 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,291 But you didn't. 78 00:04:06,806 --> 00:04:08,522 Didn't that kiss mean anything? 79 00:04:09,189 --> 00:04:11,157 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 80 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:13,125 Just tell Portis you can't be his best man. 81 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:13,882 No. 82 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,557 I'm sorry? 83 00:04:16,317 --> 00:04:18,076 Hey here he is! Bestie! 84 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:19,761 - Hey buddy! - Hey. 85 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:23,082 - Catch you later? - You bet, homie! 86 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,483 Isn't he great? 87 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,526 - I'm warning you, tell him no. - I can't. 88 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,485 - Why not? - Because he asked. 89 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,397 Don't say you weren't warned. 90 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:36,541 Oooh! I'm scared. 91 00:04:40,737 --> 00:04:42,237 You OK? 92 00:04:43,297 --> 00:04:46,256 Relationships are complicated, aren't they? 93 00:04:46,257 --> 00:04:51,196 Yeah. But don't worry, it always turns out alright in the end. 94 00:04:51,197 --> 00:04:52,649 But what if it doesn't? 95 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:53,732 What do you mean? 96 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:57,227 Well, what if we've already met our soul-mate but the timing's wrong? 97 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,856 Well... 98 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,654 What if we're forced to spend the rest of our lives knowing 99 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:04,526 that true love was within touching distance, yet for ever untouchable? 100 00:05:04,957 --> 00:05:07,033 Oh my god! Are you dying? 101 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:07,945 No. 102 00:05:08,189 --> 00:05:10,287 Why God, why? 103 00:05:10,322 --> 00:05:12,386 I'm not dying! 104 00:05:13,117 --> 00:05:14,876 - Really? - No. 105 00:05:14,877 --> 00:05:18,556 Then why the hell are you talking like this? You're eleven! 106 00:05:18,557 --> 00:05:21,254 What about me, I'm... nearly forty. 107 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:22,651 I'm not married. 108 00:05:23,037 --> 00:05:24,197 I don't have children. 109 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,216 Would you like to be married? 110 00:05:26,217 --> 00:05:28,516 - Yes. - To Marcus' mum? 111 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:30,617 She's my jagged angel. 112 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:33,916 Do you think she wants to marry you? 113 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,296 I really don't know. 114 00:05:35,297 --> 00:05:36,796 I'm sure it'll all work out. 115 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,876 - But what if it doesn't? - Errr... 116 00:05:38,877 --> 00:05:40,996 What if she never wants to marry me? 117 00:05:40,997 --> 00:05:43,056 I don't know. Sorry, I'm only eleven. 118 00:05:43,057 --> 00:05:44,927 She's never going to marry me. 119 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,266 I want to die! 120 00:05:47,697 --> 00:05:50,729 Why, God, why! 121 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:57,936 Moritz! Good, good. Come in, come in. Sit down. 122 00:05:57,937 --> 00:05:59,645 Ooh look at you... 123 00:05:59,646 --> 00:06:01,557 - Are you working out? - No. 124 00:06:01,997 --> 00:06:03,284 You're looking buff. Jaffa cake? 125 00:06:03,332 --> 00:06:04,094 Did you want something? 126 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:07,617 Straight to the point. That's what I like about you. Professional. 127 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:12,376 I think I may have been a little harsh on you before. 128 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:14,147 You said I was a moronic parasite. 129 00:06:14,182 --> 00:06:16,940 Did I? Really? Well, if I did... it was Tim's fault! 130 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,215 - He poisons me against you. - I knew it! 131 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:23,805 - Yeah. He's jealous because you are my guy. - Really? 132 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,185 - Yeah. - Because you know I would gladly give up my life to save yours. 133 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,185 That would be great, thank you. 134 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:30,775 If only I could. 135 00:06:31,673 --> 00:06:35,794 Look, can't you just go back into the system and tinker with the list? 136 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,916 I suppose we could try and make the assassin go after someone else. 137 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,006 Yeah, exactly! 138 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:44,030 It's just such a busy time right now. 139 00:06:44,065 --> 00:06:44,881 - What do you want? - You know what I want. 140 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:46,435 - Never! - I understand. 141 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:49,728 And I'm sure I can get around to the list early next week. 142 00:06:49,763 --> 00:06:52,246 But the hit's going down tomorrow night. 143 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,278 That's right. 144 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:55,279 Well, we tried. 145 00:06:55,477 --> 00:06:56,296 Great knowing you. 146 00:06:56,297 --> 00:06:57,515 OK, OK! 147 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,670 - I'll give you a week in Tenerife. - Two weeks. 148 00:06:59,705 --> 00:07:01,406 - Ten days. - Done, but I pick the hotel. 149 00:07:01,441 --> 00:07:02,718 Whatever. 150 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:06,195 Ha ha! Watch out ladies, here come the party boys! 151 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:08,765 - I'll go and book the flights. Window or aisle? - Window. 152 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,917 Exciting! 153 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:15,336 - Great, you got the invitations then. - Yeah. 154 00:07:15,337 --> 00:07:17,156 We thought it would be fun for the four of us 155 00:07:17,157 --> 00:07:19,396 - to hang out properly, didn't we? - Yes. 156 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,156 I'm really looking forward to it. 157 00:07:21,157 --> 00:07:22,437 Me too. See you tomorrow. 158 00:07:22,438 --> 00:07:24,311 - Bye. - Bye! 159 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:27,598 What a bitch. 160 00:07:29,037 --> 00:07:33,396 No, it's OK. I'm sorry about before. I was out of line. 161 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:34,282 I'm sorry. 162 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:35,617 OK. 163 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:40,016 Actually, you wouldn't mind coming to meet my friend? 164 00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:42,396 - It's just she's going to be maid of honour. - What, now? 165 00:07:42,431 --> 00:07:43,922 Only if you have time. 166 00:07:44,309 --> 00:07:46,494 It's just that you and she will probably need to liaise quite 167 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:48,010 a bit over the next couple of weeks. 168 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,082 Yeah, OK, just give me a minute. 169 00:07:50,373 --> 00:07:52,857 Really? Thanks so much. 170 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,110 Item 2- Guests. 171 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:58,261 My client wants a minimum of seventy five percent of the seating 172 00:07:58,296 --> 00:08:00,120 allocation in the registry office. 173 00:08:00,155 --> 00:08:01,945 Well, I think I'll leave you to it. 174 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:05,102 Counter offer? No? Then that's agreed. 175 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:07,787 Moving on, Item 3. 176 00:08:10,277 --> 00:08:12,370 - Forget it! - It's not negotiable. 177 00:08:12,794 --> 00:08:14,756 My client cannot afford Lionel Richie. 178 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:15,673 So what are you offering? 179 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,296 I would need to take instructions 180 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:19,878 but we might be able to stretch to Terence Trent D'Arby. 181 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:21,787 Are you out of your mind? 182 00:08:22,095 --> 00:08:24,322 My client won't accept nothing less than Phil Collins. 183 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,935 Caitlin doesn't even like Phil Collins. Wait a second... 184 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:32,230 Cocktails at the Inland Revenue? Pickled herring and pasta? 185 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:33,456 Honeymoon in the Antarctic? 186 00:08:33,491 --> 00:08:35,994 This isn't Caitlin's perfect wedding is it, it's yours! 187 00:08:36,029 --> 00:08:38,903 Ok, fine! I admit it. I got a bit carried away. 188 00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:41,019 But I never had a proper wedding. 189 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,936 - Well we did the best we could. - I know. 190 00:08:42,937 --> 00:08:45,316 But come on, Tim, we spent our honeymoon in a tent in Essex. 191 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,651 It rained all week and we did nothing. 192 00:08:48,557 --> 00:08:50,086 Well, I wouldn't say we did nothing. 193 00:08:50,121 --> 00:08:50,966 What do you...? 194 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:57,759 In fact, I seem to remember us doing 'nothing' for four days straight. 195 00:08:58,217 --> 00:08:59,417 Yes, OK. 196 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,817 Do you ever miss "us"? 197 00:09:05,477 --> 00:09:06,502 No. 198 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:09,442 Now then, where do you stand on Gloria Estefan? 199 00:09:39,357 --> 00:09:00,988 - What's going on? - I'm alive! 200 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,332 I'm off the list! 201 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,000 - Ha-ha! - That's great. How come? 202 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,789 Because of this little genius! 203 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,542 Come on, tell him. 204 00:09:51,577 --> 00:09:53,376 - Well I don't like to brag... - OK. 205 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:56,096 But it was a fiendishly complex process actually. 206 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,737 I created a digital echo of the hit list 207 00:09:57,738 --> 00:10:00,616 and then mapped it onto a dummy target identity which will be 208 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:04,096 - visible to the assassin when he accesses it. - A dummy target identity? 209 00:10:04,097 --> 00:10:06,103 He's accessing the list. 210 00:10:11,937 --> 00:10:13,605 He doesn't know what to make of it. 211 00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:19,496 That's my house! 212 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,209 Why's he looking at my house? 213 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,517 - You gave him my post code. - Oh no! 214 00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:29,336 - How embarrassing! - Delete it! 215 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:33,102 Yeah, there's nothing I can really do about that now it's been accessed. 216 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:37,237 Don't worry, Tim. We'll do everything we can to protect you. 217 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,479 OK, we're in position. 218 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,585 Roger that. 219 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:55,939 This one's a little pricier, but we do get sea views. 220 00:10:57,251 --> 00:11:00,259 Wait, no, no we don't want to go full board, do we? 221 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,532 We want to explore a little. 222 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:06,880 Is he out there now? 223 00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:07,881 Come away from the window. 224 00:11:07,981 --> 00:11:10,689 Do you think he'll shoot you in the face first or the chest? 225 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:12,248 Ooh, I don't know. 226 00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:13,737 Chest first I reckon. 227 00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:16,460 Then finish you off with two in the head. Douff! Douff! 228 00:11:16,461 --> 00:11:17,512 Good. 229 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,500 This is perfect! 230 00:11:19,501 --> 00:11:20,669 Thanks. 231 00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:21,900 No, you idiot. Don't you see? 232 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:23,534 This is your chance to get it on with Caitlin. 233 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:25,488 She's only coming here as back-up. 234 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:27,372 So what? What have you got to lose? 235 00:11:27,407 --> 00:11:29,960 Think about it, by tomorrow you could be alive 236 00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,510 and going out with the woman you love. 237 00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:34,277 Or dead, and still single. 238 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,556 I might not be alive tomorrow. 239 00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:38,624 Highly unlikely. 240 00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:40,877 This is my last chance before they get married. 241 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,402 That's the spirit! 242 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,048 Thanks Chris. 243 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,682 It would mean a lot to me if you stayed. 244 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,012 Yeah, I'm not going to do that. There's a killer out there! 245 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,014 Come on, let's hug it out. 246 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,439 Good luck, Timster. 247 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,123 Don't get dead. 248 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,427 Zulu 1 approaching. 249 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,020 I'm going to go and get changed. 250 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,059 Thanks for bringing him home. 251 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,099 That's fine. Can't stop though. 252 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,219 We're going out for a romantic meal. 253 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,339 I don't know why you keep going on about it. 254 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,199 I told you, I have a voucher. 255 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,032 Whatever you say, my darling. 256 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,484 Well come on, let's go. 257 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,485 Wait. 258 00:12:33,207 --> 00:12:34,467 Goodbye, Judith. 259 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,853 You take care. 260 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,365 It's just a dinner. 261 00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,325 You're alright, Philip. 262 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,835 Thanks Tim. 263 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,171 It means a lot to get your blessing. 264 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,123 Do you want to drive? 265 00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:58,360 I do. 266 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,739 You looking forward to your dinner? 267 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:09,960 No. 268 00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:13,386 I hate Nick, and Justine is a terrible cook. 269 00:13:14,158 --> 00:13:17,350 - Worse than me? - Nearly. 270 00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:19,209 - Wow. - Quite. 271 00:13:20,145 --> 00:13:22,337 I just wish he wasn't there. 272 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,759 Do you have any idea what it's like to be around an obnoxious 273 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,363 pedantic know-it-all? 274 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,775 Must be annoying. 275 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,386 It is, I can tell you. 276 00:13:31,819 --> 00:13:35,755 If only he could be taught a lesson, just once. 277 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,348 Maybe we could help each other out? 278 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:49,639 Now remember, 279 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,299 the scallops need to be lightly seared before being served. 280 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,346 The Madeira jelly is prepped, 281 00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,922 - and you just need to reheat the almond veloute. - Got it. 282 00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:59,459 Now, you need to get Nick next to the rear window by twenty hundred hours. 283 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,839 Understood. The turbot is roasting on a low heat. 284 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,759 It needs to be served with the braised celery 285 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,000 and the artichoke jus. 286 00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:08,139 Right, now under no circumstances are you to come back to the house. 287 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,340 Alright, but if you burn the fennel and cider emulsion, 288 00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:13,340 - I will personally hunt you down and kill you. - Fair enough. 289 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:17,394 - That'll be Mia. - Alright, go. 290 00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:18,225 Good luck. 291 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,619 - You too. - I love you. 292 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,339 - Don't ruin it. - Sorry. 293 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,960 Bravo One approaching. 294 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:36,179 Listen, I'm sorry for earlier, what I said about you and Portis. 295 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,959 - Me too. - Truce? 296 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,261 Absolutely. 297 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,882 It smells amazing in here. 298 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:46,600 - Yeah, a little something I threw together if you're hungry? - OK. 299 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,859 What are you doing? 300 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,299 I don't know. 301 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:04,180 - You're acting very strangely tonight. - Am I? 302 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,360 - Thank you. - Thank you. 303 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,979 Aah! I knew it! 304 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,161 Philip! 305 00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:20,520 It's squid. 306 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:28,232 That's right. And you know how much I love squid. 307 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,460 Yours OK? Ooh, it's hot! 308 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,279 I just picked myself up a rather tasty BMX Diamondback actually. 309 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,459 Yeah? 310 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:40,259 - She's a real beauty. - Mmmm... 311 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,959 Your hair looks nice. Have you done something to it? 312 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,440 Not really. 313 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,225 That was incredible. 314 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:57,600 Yeah, thank you. I was particularly pleased with the celeriac fondant. 315 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,579 I'm sure Portis is a very good cook? 316 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:06,040 Portis' idea of haute cuisine is a barbecue burger with extra relish. 317 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,511 Yeah, I'm sure those fundamental differences 318 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:09,808 aren't going to destroy your marriage. 319 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:10,880 Behave. 320 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,304 Would you excuse me one second, 321 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,000 I just need to take care of a couple of things. 322 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:27,939 - Who's the chicken Bhuna? - Me. 323 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:31,319 And a Lamb Pasanda, that's mine. 324 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,419 Keema naan? 325 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:36,237 Keema naan... Here. OK. And what's this... 326 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:37,581 barbecue burger? 327 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,640 Yo! Up front. 328 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,204 OK. Papadums... 329 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:47,690 we haven't got any knives and forks. 330 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:53,499 ...I mean, yes of course I have doubts about Portis. 331 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,520 I know my dad's not keen... 332 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,299 - How was it? - Yeah. 333 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,839 Honestly, it was pretty disgusting. 334 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,480 I thought it was good. 335 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,119 Where's your bathroom? 336 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,799 I'll show you. 337 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,547 I mean, what, do I ever think about you and me? 338 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,260 Of course I do, Tim. 339 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,140 Is that the new Chinese satellite? 340 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,109 Losing your touch, Elliot? 341 00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:24,706 Which one? 342 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,813 That one. 343 00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:27,938 - Where? - There. 344 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,419 That's not a satellite, you muppet! That's Venus! 345 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,060 Yes. Of course. 346 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,220 The goddess of love. 347 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:43,624 God, listen to me. You must think I'm dreadful. 348 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,920 Are you being mysterious in there? 349 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280 Tim? 350 00:17:58,649 --> 00:18:00,109 Tim, what are...? 351 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:05,419 Black treacle parfait with star anise foam 352 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,824 and stem ginger ice cream. 353 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:10,580 After you. 354 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,359 OK enough, what's the matter with you? 355 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,419 To hell with it! I can't wait any longer. 356 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:28,579 Yes, yes I will marry you! 357 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,539 Are you proposing to me? 358 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,756 - No! You're proposing to me! - No I'm not. 359 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,679 Yes you are! I saw you. 360 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,320 The wedding dresses and the magazines? 361 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,420 That was for Caitlin. I'm her maid of honour. 362 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:46,159 - Oh! - You silly goat! 363 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,759 I feel like a complete fool. 364 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:52,440 No, don't, it's sweet. Come on, let's go home. 365 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,696 Have you ever spent the night in a tent? 366 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,579 - I might die tonight... - Tim... - No, please. 367 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,840 It's true and I can deal with that 368 00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:08,160 but... there is something I want to say. 369 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,059 And the thing is... 370 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,720 Scorpion detected. Scorpion detected. 371 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,037 Go. 372 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,806 How is he? 373 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,579 I'm really sorry, Nick. 374 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,659 You poisoned me with that disgusting food. 375 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,799 - That's not fair. - Because of your crappy cooking, 376 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,359 I've had to spend the entire evening in this ghastly toilet... 377 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,819 I mean, seriously, who's still got wallpaper like that? 378 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,539 Don't speak to her like that. 379 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,939 That's right. Here come the water works. 380 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,199 I'm the one with gastroenteritis and you're crying. 381 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,139 I don't want to go out with you anymore. 382 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,669 - Well that's just fine by me. - You're a horrible person. 383 00:19:58,848 --> 00:19:59,644 Oh no! 384 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,339 You alright? 385 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:05,984 I didn't want to have to tell you like this, but I'm going away. 386 00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:09,841 - We're moving. - When? - Soon. Sorry. 387 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,020 Scorpion on the move. 388 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,853 Looks like this is it. 389 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:21,660 I love you. 390 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,110 I love you too. 391 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:25,066 Oh you guys! 392 00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:26,793 Wow, easy! 393 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,557 You came back to be with me? 394 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:32,519 I actually forgot my iPod but yeah, let's go with yours. 395 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,483 - Scorpion moving. - Get down! 396 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,376 This is what we live for, yeah? 397 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,639 Hell yeah! 398 00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:43,224 Hooray. 399 00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,940 Let's lock and load! 400 00:21:06,576 --> 00:21:08,759 - What happened? - Scorpion's dead. 401 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,200 Who got him? 402 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,180 Wasn't that awesome! 403 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,910 Could we have a quick chat? 404 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,359 - I told you I'd protect my superstar. - Huh. - What's going on? 405 00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:30,728 Um, I don't know. I think it's a car accident or something. 406 00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:31,864 How was your dinner? 407 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,336 Not good. 408 00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:34,780 How was yours? 409 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,500 Perfect. 410 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:45,314 Sync and corrections www.addic7ed.com 411 00:21:45,349 --> 00:21:47,078 Original subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 412 00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:48,567 accessibility@bskyb.com 413 00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:53,167 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29823

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