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Hey, dork.

Watch where you're going.

Hey, t-that's a rhyme!

I said, "watch where you're

going," and your name is Watch.

It's not much of a rhyme.

Maybe a homonym or a... What'd you call me?

Oh, no, I...

Look, I'm sorry.

I'll watch where I'm going next time.

Too late.

Want to pass, you're gonna have

to pay the toll... 5 bucks.

What? No.

But I don't have that.

Too bad.

Get him!

Got to watch out for for those trees.

They sneak up on you.

He went that way!

Aah!

That way!

Oh, no way.

Awesome.

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A man? Stuck in a cave?

How did he get there?

I don't know.

The first thing I did was find a

way out and then get you guys after.

Okay, I know calling the

police doesn't do much here, but maybe...

Fine.

Forget I said anything.

Why were you there anyway, Watch?

It was Jerome and his

mouth-breather friends, wasn't it?

That's it.

Next time I see him, I... No, no.

They just caught me off guard.

If only I would have been ready

for them, I... Whatever.

Forget it. It's my battle.

I'll deal with it.

Hey, aren't you coming?

No, I told you I have to do my driver's ed.

Didn't you already do that?

Yeah. I did.

You failed your driver's test again?

What, is that the fourth time now?

Yeah, fifth.

What I need is a driving

instructor that isn't a dork,

someone that just gives me the facts.

Okay.

Good luck.

Find us when you're done, okay?

It's down here.

Follow me.

Be careful.

Creepy.

That's why I don't go spelunking

into caves.

Come on.

You're not gonna believe it.

Look.

Uh, that's a frozen man, all right.

Check it out.

Let me see.

My eyes are better.

Look at these drawings.

No way.

These are the medical drawings of...

Victor Frankenstein.

I found... Frankenstein's monster?

No, no, no, no.

That's a story by Mary shelley.

It's fiction.

Was it?

True stories are often disguised

as fiction.

It's not possible.

There's no way to find out

until we get him back to the lab.

Here.

Okay.

Just think positive.

You're gonna have a great instructor.

You're going to... Fail.

I'm Mr. Martello.

So, I thought we could work

on a few things that I'm weakest at.

Uh, parallel parking, three-point turns.

I like to begin my lessons

with something they don't like

to talk about in driving school.

Death.

Death?

You ever seen a deer hit by a

driver not obeying the speed limit?

It's not pretty.

You ever smell the inside of a deer?

It smells like old garbage

wrapped in rotten cheese stuffed

into a stale pita pocket.

But compared to the driver, the

deer's the lucky one.

Why are you telling me this?

'Cause you need to know that

driving can be deadly.

Every second spent inside of a

car is potentially one second

closer to death.

Do you think there's another

instructor on standby in the office?

Start the car.

Everything's ready.

Let's begin.

Are you sure about this, Watch?

Of course.

There's a 31% probability that I

can do this.

I'm not asking if you can do

it but if you should.

Creating artificial life... Yes, of course.

We can discuss all that with the

creature...

...as soon as I bring him back to life!

Moment of truth.

Ready?

Three... Two... One.

It's working!

The modified Tesla coils... my

own design... is absorbing the

stray electricity and sending it

back to the body, just like

Dr. Frankenstein's journals.

It's alive.

It's alive!

It's alive!

This is amazing.

This... is amazing.

I can't believe it actually worked.

We just brought a monster to

live in your basement.

He's not a monster.

He's a person, okay?

Or a bunch of person pieces.

Hello.

My name is Watch.

And this is my friend Sally.

Can you talk?

That's gonna be a no.

Hey, it's okay.

I can teach you some new basic stuff.

You're gonna need some new

clothes to cover up these... stitch marks.

This is the scientific discovery

of the millennia.

We want you looking your best

when you meet the world.

All right, buddy, learn these

phrases, and you'll have no problems.

Ready?

"I'll have fries with that."

Ah.

It's a complicated world out there.

But don't worry.

I'm gonna help you navigate it.

I'll teach you everything you

need to know about survival in

human society.

And you'll teach me tons about

artificial microcellular regeneration.

Hey, dude!

That's what friends do.

They help each other.

This is a very bad idea.

Science is all about cause and effect.

It's also about trial and error.

And there is very little trial,

and this could be a very big error.

You should get out of here now.

You're dead.

Meet my friend Fr... Froderick.

He's from... Iceland.

Hurt... friend.

What are you?

Never underestimate the power of science!

I don't know how it happened.

It just blew.

42% of all highway deaths...

Caused by tire blowouts.

Okay, information I could

have lived without.

Guess we're gonna have to call a

roadside repair.

35% of highway deaths are the

result of drivers being hit

while waiting for roadside repair.

So what do we do?

Change it ourselves.

Okay, I don't know how to

change a tire, so you're gonna

have to teach me how to use... Aaxes.

28% of all highway deaths are

caused by cars hitting trees.

These can help prevent them.

So the axes are for taking down the trees?

You need to stop it, Watch!

I know what I'm doing.

Do you?!

You say it's all in the name of

science, but all it looks like

to me is you're using Froderick

to show off!

I'm not using him to show off.

This is the most fun I've had in... ever.

Hey, Watch!

He's not a pet, Watch.

He's a person.

Sort of.

I've got it under control.

Yeah, you just need to be careful.

I agree.

You do need to be careful, Watch.

You think having your foreign

buddy with you makes you tough?

Yes.

No, he doesn't.

Jerome, just go home.

Something you want to say?

Speak up.

Couldn't quite make it out.

I'll... have... fries with that.

What?

Froderick, that's enough!

Froderick, stop!

Ah! Tell him to put me down!

Froderick, no!

Ah!

Hey.

What's happening?

What's happening?

The phone ring.

The pitch must have damaged

something in his cochlea.

What?

His inner ear.

Ears that are hundreds of years

old and aren't used to cellphone rings.

Shh.

Come on.

We got to get him back to the lab.

Okay.

Let's go.

Did you see that stop?

Perfect.

28% of driving deaths happen

at a complete standstill.

What?

That's not true.

18% of driving deaths happen

while the passengers are arguing

and not paying attention to the road.

You've listed way over 100%

in causes of death.

'Cause I need you to

understand that driving...

Can be... nay, is... deadly.

Are you sure that being a

driver instructor is the best job for you?

My life was devoted to safe driving.

"Was"?

Student drivers.

You're so impatient.

I should have been paying more attention.

Then maybe I could have stopped

her from hitting that tree.

Stopped who?

Mr. Martello, are you all right?

Cars... Fire... Doors.

Mr. Martello?

You got to get out!

Aah!

You were right.

I should have never let him out

in public so fast.

I had no idea how the modern

world would affect him.

I guess I was just...

Thinking about yourself?

Yeah.

I guess I was.

That's my dad.

He was a scientist, too.

He had all these crazy theories

that would have changed the world if...

He hadn't have died.

He was kind of different.

Like me.

And like you.

Relax.

It's just the front door.

I'll go see who it is.

Sally, keep looking through that journal.

See if there's anything that can help us.

Yep.

Officer Dugan.

What can I do for you?

Following up on a complaint.

Do you have some fella from

Iceland staying with you named uh... Fr...

Froderick?

Um... yes.

Well, one of your fellow

classmates says this, uh,

Froderick attacked him and broke his phone.

Now, normally I like to stay out

of playground stuff, but the

parents are very upset.

And since they are taxpayers,

I'm gonna need to take him down

to the station for a statement.

Right. Okay.

Um... Yeah. I'll go get him.

Be right back.

Thanks.

We got to go.

What? Why?

Who's up there?

Officer Dugan.

Jerome trying to railroad him.

Come on. We got to go.

Whoa.

We're running from the police,

and you're texting?

Hey, okay, I'm a multitasker.

I just thought that Adam could help us.

Well, is he responding?

No.

Oh, no.

Dugan knows we bailed.

What?!

The Springville P.D. has bloodhounds?!

Really?!

Run!

Going somewhere?

Recognize this, big guy?

You broke mine, so I borrowed my mom's.

She's hard of hearing.

The ring tone is super loud,

even for me, so back away unless

you want to feel some pain.

It's okay.

This is my fight.

Man, I've been waiting for this.

Yeah, I bet you have.

Too bad, though.

Too bad what?

That I'm gonna pound you?

No.

That Froderick's twin brother is

standing right behind you.

Hey, Roderick.

What?

Got to watch out for those trees.

The sneak up on you.

Okay, come on.

Hey, I didn't think you got my text.

Looks like you passed your driver's test.

How'd it go?

How do you think it went?

It's Spooksville.

My instructor turned out to be a

fried ghost who clearly hadn't

gotten over his last student's

untimely death.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

He turned out to be a great teacher.

Went to the dmv and aced it.

Uh, so... Where are we going?

Just drive.

I'll tell you on the way.

Dr. Frankenstein did conduct

other experiments, one of which

was to find your friend over there a mate.

Frankenstein has a girlfriend?

No, Frankenstein is the doctor.

That is the creature.

To answer your question, yes.

And the journal gives rough

coordinates of where she might be located.

Yeah, but that's only if she's still there.

If he stays here, Watch, Dugan

will find him.

They'll take him away.

Who knows what'll happen?

I know. I know.

Nothing good.

That's called a flower.

Flower.

This is called a GPS.

A GPS.

In your day, it would have been

called a compass.

It's real easy to use.

All you do is follow the red

arrow and make sure it stays in the center.

You can't get lost.

We've been thinking that there's

someone out there like you, a girl.

And if there is... You belong with her.

Sorry.

I thought I was ready for

something like you.

I wanted to show all my friends

that I'm a real scientist.

But I'm not.

I'm still just a kid.

Which is why I can't protect you.

You need to go.

No, you can't stay here.

It's far too dangerous out there for you.

And if you get hurt...

I can't let you get hurt.

There's some money in here,

along with some water and chocolate bars.

Sorry it isn't more.

Watch... friend.

Yeah.

Watch will always be your friend.

You okay?

No, not really.

I will be.

Anyone up for some pizza?

Running from the law and taking

down bullies all day makes me

kind of hungry.

You took down a bully?

Jerome?

Yeah, he did.

Watch was awesome.

He did it all by himself.

Well, in that case, I'm driving.

Good, 'cause you're the only

one with a license.

Good point.

I call shotgun!

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