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Come on, Watch.

Four days in the great outdoors,

fishing, sleeping under the stars.

It's gonna be awesome.

"Awesome" is a relative term,

so I guess compared to sticking

needles in my eyes, this is...

No, still not awesome.

I thought you were an angler.

No, I own one pair of fishing

waders... not exactly the same thing.

Anyway, it's not the fishing.

It's the company.

Well, now that you mention

it, why are we going camping

with Springville's finest?

My mom thought me and

officer Dugan should spend a

little "quality time" together.

Why?

They're dating!

Well, is it serious?

I'm operating under the

theory that if I ignore him long

enough, he'll eventually go away.

Hmm, how's that theory working out for you?

I'm not gonna answer that question either.

Rustic.

Reminds me of the place we

rented from on lake otsega.

But didn't that canoe sink, dad?

Don't be silly.

But we will check for leaks.

Hello!

Need some service out here.

What do you want?

Easy, mayor.

We just wanted to rent a couple

of your boats.

Ah.

Mayor, you moved your house out here?

What?

Are you daft, boy?

This is just my country place

where I go to get away from the rat race.

Canoe rental?

I didn't know you had a job.

Of course I have a job.

What do you think... I'm some kind of bum?

You're Laurel Hall's boy.

Where are you men headed?

Heard the fishing was good up

in the Miasma tributary.

That true?

True enough.

Too bad the few who fish there

never live to tell the tale.

A foul creature prowls those

woods, strong as 10 oxen, fierce

as a wounded mountain lion.

To hear its inhuman cry is to know fear.

To look upon it... Death!

That'll be $23.50.

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See, this is pretty great, right?

Oh, yes.

You brought a DVD player.

Four days of "communing"

with nature?

Yes, of course I brought a DVD player.

Watch what you want

to do when you first set up a

campsite is hang food from a tree branch.

That'll keep the animals from

getting to it.

What's gonna keep the animals

from getting to me?

Might as well just hang me from

a tree branch.

I know you want to get

fishing, but it's important to

set up camp the right way.

Then we'll get hooking the big ones.

If the fish are proportionate

to your prosthesis, we're gonna

need a harpoon.

You see?

Just that he's always criticizing me.

"Watch, that's not the right way

to row a canoe.

Watch, that's not the right way

to pack a backpack."

As far as he's concerned, I

don't do anything right.

Maybe he's just trying to bond with you.

I'd have an easier time

trying to bond helium with phosphorous.

Yeah, that's an example of why

you're not really easy to connect with.

Come on.

Carl?

Take a look.

Good lord!

What is it?

I've been to some unusual crime scenes.

Uh, boys... You don't want to see this.

Come on, dad.

With all due respect,

Mr. Freeman, as a scientist, I

can look at unsavory phenomena with...

Oh, that's disgusting!

What is it?

I'd say it used to be a cougar.

It's not big enough to...

The other half's over there.

What could've done this to

one of the biggest predators in the region?

From the looks of this, it

happened a few weeks ago.

So whatever did it is long gone.

Let's keep moving.

Come in, Sally!

Hey, Miss Hall.

How are you feeling?

Laurel.

I feel fine, Sally.

Well, maybe a little... Suspicious.

Hmm?

Did Adam call you, tell you to

check up on me?

No, no, not at all.

I just wanted to see how you were doing.

And I wanted tea.

You're a terrible liar.

And I make terrible tea.

I'm not an invalid, you know.

I wish everyone would stop

treating me like I was one.

I practically had to beg Adam

and George to go have some fun together.

First time since I got back from...

Wherever I was.

And where were you m... I mean, Laurel?

I don't remember... Any of it.

Just dreams.

Big house with vaulted ceilings.

People crying.

Maybe it's better I don't

remember any of it.

The dustpan's under the sink.

What?

Watch!

Oh, what now?

I thought I told you to

suspend this food from a tree.

Which is exactly what I did.

Well, you must have neglected

to tie a square knot and two

half pitches because if you had

done things by the book, this

wouldn't have happened.

What the... What?

Is that all our food?

Except for a couple of energy bars.

I always keep a couple on me just in case.

Well, they're gonna have to

do till morning when we catch our food.

Let's clean up.

Boys?

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Can only be one thing.

Grizzly.

You were thinking Bigfoot, right?

Yeah.

I didn't think it was possible.

But I like camping even less now.

Can't sleep?

Not a wink.

Cause of?

I'm worried about the economy.

Well, it's either that or the

giant, hairy mutant lurking out

in the dark, waiting to tear us

limb from limb.

Watch, maybe we should tell them

it was Bigfoot.

Every time we try to tell

adults about Spooksville

weirdness, it backfires on us.

They're gonna want to find it

and do everything in their power

to tell us that it's a bear and

not a proto-neanderthal.

Watch, there's no reason to

think it's gonna attack.

So, it ate a cougar a few weeks

ago, and it smelled our food and took it.

It's totally normal woodland activities.

Yeah.

I guess you're right.

Animals just don't attack for no reason.

Very good, Adam.

You've used reason to assuage my fears.

Thank you.

Whatever, weirdo.

Adam?

Aah!

Aah!

Boys!

Back, grizzly, back!

Get out of there, boys!

Here, grizzly!

Uh, agh!

Go, go, go!

Carl, watch out!

Aah!

Agh!

Run, run! Run, boys!

Look out!

Agh! Oh, my leg!

Oh, my leg!

I got you!

Agh!

Agh!

Aah!

Adam.

Hello, Sally. It's Laurel.

I-I'm sorry to call so late, but

the boys are in trouble.

Dad!

Officer Dugan!

Dad!

Adam!

Over here!

We've been looking for you all night.

Thank goodness you're okay.

Oh, officer Dugan!

It's nothing, just twisted my ankle.

That's all.

Either you're a liar or the

worst diagnostician in history.

Your tibia's fractured, which

clearly means you're in a great

deal of pain.

I'm sure the splint will, uh...

Do nothing because I'm gonna

replace this engineering

nightmare with a splint of my own design.

No offense, Mr. Freeman.

None taken.

And now that we're all back

together again, let's head for

the canoes and get out of dodge.

Bigfoot... the grizzly, he

broke our paddles, so we'll have

to find something to use as a push pole.

You guys go do that while I finish up here.

Let's go.

Ouch!

Well, stop fidgeting.

You disobeyed police protocol, officer.

How so?

It's to my understanding that

Springville police department

policy requires utmost caution

in dangerous situations.

Officers are to wait for backup,

but you jumped in and risked

your own life... Just to save mine.

Well, I... I guess I was, uh... Off duty.

Okay, well, I'm gonna see what

else I can salvage.

Sit tight, okay?

Uh...

Oh, no!

Can we fix them?

Sure, if we got some

fiberglass plastic resin and a

couple of weeks.

Dad, it's trying to keep us from escaping.

Adam, it's a grizzly bear.

It doesn't have a plan.

It just has basic instincts.

We'd better start trusting ours

if we're gonna get out of this

valley alive.

Come on.

Easy.

Come on.

Hey, I can hardly feel it.

Slow movements, okay?

It's still delicate.

Hey, we're ready.

Well, unfortunately, we're not.

The grizzly wrecked our ticket out of here.

What?

Why would he do that?

According to this map,

there's one pass that leads out

of this valley... that way.

Yeah, but it's all rocky and

steep, not the ideal terrain for

officer Dugan right now.

Watch, thanks for your

concern, but it's our only chance.

I'll manage.

Okay, then.

Let's get you out of here.

Ready.

Easy, okay.

Oh, yeah.

I'll need to climb up there

and rig a guide rope.

No, we can do it.

It's too dangerous for you.

You're the only one strong

enough to help officer Dugan up the hill.

We can do it.

Okay.

Here.

All right, we're gonna scout the

path up ahead.

Be careful.

We will.

Let's go.

Where's the pass?

I think it's that.

Oh, no way!

Dugan cannot climb up that.

Hey, Watch.

Check it out.

Do you think it leads to the other side?

Are you suggesting an

impromptu spelunking adventure?

Mm, I wouldn't exactly put it

that way, but yes.

That invitation, my friend, is so Adam.

One that I usually find easy to

decline, but...

Right now, it's our best bet.

After you.

Flashlight rule.

Don't see any daylight. Do you?

No.

Hopefully, the cave just twists

and turns but eventually makes

its way through at the end.

Watch.

Whoa.

Who did this?

I think we both know who.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Adam.

Look!

No way.

Is he following us?!

Who cares?! Keep running!

Dad! Dad!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

Dad, we found a cave!

Only it's not a cave!

It's a tunnel!

Only it's not really a tunnel!

It's Bigfoot... I mean, the grizzlies!

It chased us and nearly got us.

We have no choice.

We're gonna have to hunt it down

and destroy it.

No, it's not just an animal.

I-I mean, it's not just any animal.

It's almost intelligence.

Adam, it's a bear, and we're

trapped in this valley with it.

It's only a matter of time

before it gets us, before it

gets you, and I'm not about to

let that happen, son.

Mr. Freeman, have you seen

the size of that thing?

We have to try.

What other choice is there?

We could trap it.

I doubt that weaving a net

out of vines and fishing line is

gonna help us at all.

Well, I'm sorry, Watch.

I'm used to you doing the impossible.

I guess that brains can't solve

every problem.

The right brain can solve any problem.

I just... Need some raw materials is all.

Yeah, this looks like the right

rock formation.

There, hand me that rock!

You mean that geode?

Yeah.

What can you do with all this junk?

I'm gonna build a trap... With this.

And this.

Watch, maybe we can locate all

the elements of gunpowder and make a...

Make a cannon?

Out of what... bamboo?

Don't worry, Adam.

Got this.

Oh, hand me that colander.

Thanks.

Why have your colander anyway?

Mac and cheese.

Well, I go fishing, but I never eat one.

You brought a DVD player!

Okay, whatever.

Oh, and this broken soda bottle.

Okay, grab that mirror.

Let's go.

Mayor!

Mayor!

Huh?

Oh! There you are.

I need your fastest canoe and some advice.

Two boys, a dad, that guy with

the hook for a hand rented here.

Which way did they go?

Hook hand?

Yeah, I rented two boat to them.

They were asking a lot of

questions about the Miasma tributary.

I told them not to go!

Because...

Hello, mayor.

Laurel Hall?

How?

Uh, no, it's not possible.

No, you... no, y-y-you shouldn't be here!

You can't be here!

Go away! Go away!

Go away!

Go away!

Uh, that was strange.

Go away! Go away!

Eh, don't worry about it.

He's always like that.

Come on, let's go.

Closer.

Just a bit closer.

Now!

Watch, you did it.

It was simple, really.

I used a broken soda bottle as a

lens to focus the laser from the

DVD player.

It then bounced off the mirror,

hit the geode, which intensified the ray.

Then I used your colander as a

beam splitter... instant laser cage.

It was nothing, really.

No.

It was something.

Really something.

You did good, Watch.

Thanks.

Yeah, he's quite a catch.

Better alert the ranger station

and have 'em send over some

experts, uh, take him away.

Let it go.

What?

Look.

Notice anything about those prints?

They're little ones.

There's children.

Just trying to protect his young.

Just like I was trying to protect you.

He's not gonna bother us anymore.

He's frightened.

Let it go.

Okay.

Hey, hey!

You guy are still alive!

I was so worried.

Sally, mom!

It's so good to see you.

You'll never believe it.

Oh, thank god you're all right.

Hi.

Adam, something weird is

happening with your mom.

The mayor saw her, and he... Let me see.

Okay.

Adam...

...y-you tried to tell me.

You said it was intelligent, and

I-I-I didn't believe you.

I'm sorry.

What'd you want to say?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing that can't wait.

How did you know?

Women's intuition.

I couldn't shake the feeling

that there was something out

here, something dangerous.

Was there?

No.

No, just, uh, just an old bear.

Or was it?

Carl, I-I-It was really tall.

I-I, uh, never saw it on all fours.

And its... its feet.

They were huge.

You think it could've been a... What?

Bigfoot maybe?

Let's go.

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