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Oh! Give blood today!
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It'll save lives tomorrow.
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Which could be your own,
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because we live in Spooksville.
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Don't make us come after you.
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I'm talking about you, minivan!
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Sally.
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Sally Wilcox.
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Have you been threatening people again?
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No.
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It's called extreme suggestion.
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Well, I do believe I will
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take you and your friends off
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sign detail, but you can be
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assistant junior helpers at the
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juice and cookie table at the dance.
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And Sally gets us demoted.
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Oh, it's hardly that.
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Just that with the blood drive
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being pushed back a month this
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year, it's been a trial for me.
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But do come to the dance.
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I could really use the help, and
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I wouldn't want you to miss it.
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Nope. We're on it, Ms. Clench!
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Aah!
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Did you bite me?
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Yes, I did.
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Mrs. Clench is so opinionated and bossy.
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No one wants to be around that
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for more than two seconds.
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She must have other redeeming qualities.
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You know, she is head of the
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Lizzie Borden Booster Club.
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I'm just happy we're doing a
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plain old blood drive.
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It's so normal.
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I can't believe you guys do it.
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Of course we do it.
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And don't forget to vote for me
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for Vampire Queen.
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I know I'm gonna win this year.
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I can almost taste it.
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You just want the honor of
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riding in the cart with all the
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donated blood bags to the hospital.
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Well, duh.
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Blood-bag photo op would be
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great for my blog, "Being Sally Wilcox."
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Blood cart. Right.
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I managed to keep that out of my mind.
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Now, once again, the normal ship
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sails far, far away from Spooksville.
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Sally, just the person I wanted to see.
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Whoa, Scaredy!
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Killer fangs.
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How'd you get them to look so real?
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I love it when a costume comes together.
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And... you two are helping?
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I thought that you said that
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Scaredy disgusted you both.
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That's an actual quote, remember?
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They're my adoring followers,
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Watch, just like Sally will be,
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now that I'm a real vampire.
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
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? Hey ?
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? Hey ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Hey ?
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Whoa!
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Stanley, what are you doing?
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I'm gonna make Sally one of
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my three vampire brides, of course.
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Of course.
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One of these? Are you crazy?
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Hey, don't worry.
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You're gonna be the leader of
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the other two.
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I would be in charge of these
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two walking mannequins?
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Whew. That would be payback.
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No, no.
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No. No.
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I can do better than that.
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We'll see about that.
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What the... ow!
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Aah!
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Ow!
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For the love of Dracula... that
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really hurt.
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Easy!
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Ow!
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Guys.
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In you go.
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No!
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Oh, my gosh!
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There's, like, two hours until
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the dance, and you're totally
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not ready yet.
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You better get going.
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Of course there's vampires here.
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Why wouldn't there be?
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And what do you guys do in the
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monster-iest place on Earth?
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You have a blood drive, and you
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put the blood into a cart and
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have it for a school dance.
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You know what?
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Why don't you just ring the
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vampire dinner bell?
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You know, when you say it out
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loud, it does kind of sound like
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pretty poor planning.
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That's just how the blood
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drive's always been.
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Okay, just give me the bad news.
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Do Spooksville vampires shoot
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flames out of their eyes or turn
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into killer robots?
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Just tell me now.
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Everything you just said was ridiculous.
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They're just regular vampires.
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Well, if they're so regular,
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how can Scaredy be out?
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It's daylight.
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Oh, he thinks sunlight hurts vampires.
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Completely false.
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Vampires were actually the one
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that started that rumor.
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Fun little fact... most vamp
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attacks actually occur at the beach.
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So do they sparkle, too?
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What?
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No. That's stupid.
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Anyway, Scaredy couldn't have
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been bitten too long ago.
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I had 1st-period gym with him
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this morning, and he was completely fine.
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We need to find the master vamp
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behind all this before the
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change becomes permanent.
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What's going on here?
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Principal Blackwater, we have
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to tell you some...
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I was, uh,
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giving blood and found these
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bags not properly disposed of.
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What are you doing here?
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You're not on the dance committee.
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Unauthorized students are not to
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be in the hallways after school hours.
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We were just getting our costumes... Yeah.
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...for the dance.
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Well, you should have left
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them in the gym like everyone else.
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Detention next week.
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Rules are rules.
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By the way, have you seen Mr. Katzman?
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He's been missing since 3rd
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period without a note.
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Uh, Scar... Scaredy?
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No, um, sorry. Stanley?
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Nope. I haven't seen him.
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I think that was a
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Charley horse... or a jimmy leg
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or something like that.
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There it is again.
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Hurts.
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On your way, then.
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And I expect to see you at the
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dance later... for school spirit.
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Suddenly I'm not so big on school spirit.
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You guys, she wasn't giving blood.
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She was taking it from poor Scaredy.
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That's how he got turned.
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And you notice how she wanted
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all of us to be at the dance?
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She's gonna turn the whole
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school into her own private banquet.
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Who will, in turn, become an
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army of the undead.
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So, anyone a vampire feeds on
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becomes a vampire.
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Eventually, wouldn't everyone be
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a vampire, and there wouldn't be
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anyone else to bite?
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Yeah, well, vampires aren't
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known for their long-range planning.
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Whatever.
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I say we ambush Blackwater and
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make her release Scaredy and
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anyone else she might have
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gotten her fangs into.
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We need something to defend
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ourselves with, though.
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I was in the Springville Vulture Scouts.
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Our motto was, "embrace the horror."
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Ca-caw!
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Come on.
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Here.
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Look at this.
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It details every blood drive.
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And there's always a 30-or
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40-pint difference between the
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amount of blood donated and the
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amount that actually got
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delivered to the blood bank.
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Well, if there's still any
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doubt to whether we found our
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master vamp, there's blood on the floor.
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But if she's been skimming
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blood from the blood drives each
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year, then why... Watch.
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What?
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Your leg.
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You must have got scraped by
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Scaredy's fang when he got you
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in the hallway.
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But it's my leg, right?
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And he scratched me.
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I have to get bitten on the neck.
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That's a very interesting research topic.
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How deeply do you have to get
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bitten for you to turn into a vampire?
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Research done.
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Not deep.
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Are you kidding me?
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Why can't I get cool,
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dangerous-looking fangs like all
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the other vampires?
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Ugh.
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I look like Bucky the Beaver's
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little sister.
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I can't even open a soda can
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with these pathetic little baby fangs.
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No, no, no, Sally.
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Your fangs look great.
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Perfect for you.
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Yeah.
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Uh... Flattering, even.
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Yeah, Sally.
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I-I can't stop looking at them.
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They're... perfect.
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Besides, you can still
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see your reflection in the mirror.
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That means we have time to change you back.
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What's wrong?
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I smell everything... and you guys stink.
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Ugh, your sweat!
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Adam, your socks... burn them!
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Watch, what is that unbearably
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fruity shampoo?
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If I don't condition, I get split ends.
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There's something else...
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Something yummy.
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Is it a fresh-baked muffin in
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someone's locker?
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Or that Hungarian-noodle bake
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in the cafeteria?
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That can be good.
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No.
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No, it's your blood... warm,
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delicious blood.
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Whoa! Ow!
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Oh, my gosh, I want to drink your blood.
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That is so gross!
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It's probably filled with corn
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syrup and lard.
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Aah! So gross!
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Stop.
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We can't do anything for her right now.
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We have to get Blackwater to release her.
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And I have a plan.
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That way, we can use Scaredy to
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lure Blackwater into our trap.
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Unless she gets us first.
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Hello, boys.
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I apologize for being such a
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grumpy gus when you were so nice
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to volunteer.
284
00:10:17,006 --> 00:10:18,271
I tend to get a little irritable
285
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before important events, and
286
00:10:20,006 --> 00:10:21,972
this dance means the world to me.
287
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Anyway, I'm sorry.
288
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:25,770
Have a cookie.
289
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,070
What? I'm starving.
290
00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:31,604
Ms. Clench, you have to get out of here.
291
00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:32,470
Principal Blackwater is a
292
00:10:32,471 --> 00:10:33,471
vampire, and she's gonna bite
293
00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:37,269
everyone at the dance.
294
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,469
Oh, my goodness.
295
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:40,769
You got me.
296
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,537
You are quite the joker, young man.
297
00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:43,769
Well, I'd love to stay and
298
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,102
chitchat some more, but, uh,
299
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,368
there are a few last-minute
300
00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,635
details I need to finalize
301
00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:49,068
before I make my grand entrance
302
00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:52,168
at the dance... no rest for the wicked.
303
00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:52,669
Ta!
304
00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:55,168
Missus... Forget it, Adam.
305
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It's Spooksville.
306
00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:58,034
Now give me a second while I
307
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open this locker.
308
00:10:58,735 --> 00:10:59,335
No, no, no.
309
00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:00,401
Shouldn't we put on thicker
310
00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:01,434
clothes first or get a stake
311
00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:02,202
ready or something?
312
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,301
What about the Vulture Scouts?
313
00:11:03,301 --> 00:11:04,234
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
314
00:11:04,235 --> 00:11:05,333
It's not needed.
315
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:07,234
But he's a vampire.
316
00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:14,033
And so am I now.
317
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:14,633
Sally got me.
318
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:15,732
No, no, no, you didn't get
319
00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,633
bitten or scratched.
320
00:11:22,366 --> 00:11:25,299
That's as high as she can get.
321
00:11:25,299 --> 00:11:28,699
Adam, look, we're three good friends.
322
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,364
Two of us changed into vampires.
323
00:11:30,365 --> 00:11:32,164
You have to join us.
324
00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:35,831
It would be rude not to.
325
00:11:35,831 --> 00:11:36,897
I'm so not going to prom with
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00:11:36,898 --> 00:11:37,897
you if you bite me with those
327
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,664
stubby, little fangs.
328
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,664
I thought you said they were fine!
329
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,230
Oh, you are so getting bitten now.
330
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:49,029
Aah!
331
00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:49,497
Aah!
332
00:11:49,498 --> 00:11:51,562
Aah!
333
00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:54,496
Extremely garlicky holy water!
334
00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:55,695
I think I'm allergic!
335
00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:57,095
Of course you're allergic!
336
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:58,395
We're vampires!
337
00:11:58,396 --> 00:11:59,995
Aah!
338
00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:01,228
You're coming with me.
339
00:12:13,527 --> 00:12:15,193
This room is safeguarded.
340
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,293
We should be quite comfortable
341
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,293
here until help arrives.
342
00:12:18,294 --> 00:12:20,426
Help?
343
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,859
Vampire hunters, of course.
344
00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:23,559
I put in a call.
345
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,059
How do you know vampire hunters?
346
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,492
I know because I used to be one.
347
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,625
My maiden name is Van Helsing.
348
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,159
Whoa.
349
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,458
We thought that you were the
350
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,792
master vampire, but you're a
351
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,524
vampire hunter.
352
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:35,057
That's great.
353
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:35,758
Uh, what do we do?
354
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,091
What's the plan?
355
00:12:37,092 --> 00:12:38,191
To wait inside this room
356
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,024
until help arrives.
357
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:39,991
Were you not listening?
358
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:40,825
What do you mean?
359
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,057
Pe... people are in danger... my
360
00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:44,991
friends, everyone at this school.
361
00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,623
And you're a vampire hunter.
362
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:50,156
Not anymore.
363
00:12:50,157 --> 00:12:53,156
I used to be the best.
364
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,655
I was the youngest hunter to
365
00:12:54,656 --> 00:12:55,889
kill 100 vampires using
366
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,022
single-strike blows.
367
00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:58,155
So what happened?
368
00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,655
I was tracking a particularly
369
00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:02,322
brutal vampire.
370
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:03,354
No one had witnessed anything
371
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,222
like the carnage he had
372
00:13:04,223 --> 00:13:06,321
committed for centuries.
373
00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:10,188
I found him.
374
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,988
After quite a struggle, I staked
375
00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,054
him through the heart.
376
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:14,187
So the problem is...?
377
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:17,653
Problem is, he was human.
378
00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:18,987
Vampires are one thing.
379
00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,987
They need to be destroyed.
380
00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:23,320
But I staked a real person.
381
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,520
Yeah, but he was a serial killer.
382
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:28,019
That was the end.
383
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,786
I am not a hunter anymore.
384
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,787
Well, then be the principal of the school.
385
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:32,886
You're so big on rules.
386
00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:34,318
I'm sure there's a rule against
387
00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:36,985
a vampire making kids into undead minions.
388
00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:38,185
You can do this.
389
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:39,152
No time.
390
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:41,051
By my estimate, the vampirelings
391
00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:42,985
will be full vampires, beginning
392
00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:45,318
with Mr. Katzman, in about half an hour.
393
00:13:45,319 --> 00:13:46,984
With any luck, we'll only lose
394
00:13:46,985 --> 00:13:48,050
the first 10 or 20.
395
00:13:48,051 --> 00:13:49,984
Are you out of your mind?
396
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:52,250
Forget it. Tell me what to do.
397
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,749
It takes years of training to be a hunter.
398
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,983
Well, I need the five-minute version.
399
00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:58,017
Please? The dance starts in 10.
400
00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:24,248
This modified stave was my favorite.
401
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,379
But the hand reaper is the
402
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,179
easiest weapon for the beginner.
403
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,545
You simply cut the vampire's head off.
404
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:40,980
Whoa.
405
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,312
These are my friends and classmates.
406
00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:43,244
I'm not going medieval and
407
00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:44,212
cutting anyone's head off.
408
00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:45,278
Then you're leaving here to
409
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,144
become a late-night snack.
410
00:14:47,145 --> 00:14:48,778
You'll have to get past the
411
00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:51,045
vampirelings to fight their master.
412
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,411
The only way to defeat a master
413
00:14:52,411 --> 00:14:53,743
is to get close enough that it
414
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:56,977
can kill you.
415
00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:57,710
Can you show me all the
416
00:14:57,711 --> 00:14:58,644
things you've confiscated from
417
00:14:58,645 --> 00:15:02,877
the kids at school?
418
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,009
I have an idea.
419
00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:29,874
Hold off the new vamps.
420
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,807
Find the master.
421
00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:36,806
No problem.
422
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,740
Okay, let's do this.
423
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:55,037
Oh, no.
424
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,371
How am I gonna find vampires at
425
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,471
a dance where everyone is
426
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:59,538
dressed like a vampire?
427
00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:07,637
Ugh!
428
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:10,236
Sorry. I-I didn't... sorry.
429
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,303
Come on, man. Not cool.
430
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:11,736
Adam.
431
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,235
Sorry.
432
00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:13,669
Aah!
433
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:14,136
Sorry.
434
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:17,435
Who does he think he is?
435
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:18,802
Aah!
436
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,770
Sorry. Sorry. My bad.
437
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,669
Wrong person. Wrong person.
438
00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:22,768
Adam, you're being a jerk.
439
00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:23,702
Why are you doing that?
440
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,733
Aah!
441
00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:39,534
Aah!
442
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:55,398
Stop this instant, Adam.
443
00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:58,798
You're absolutely ruining the dance.
444
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:00,398
I don't think so.
445
00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:02,765
What makes you think you have a choice?
446
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,697
Aah!
447
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:14,997
He can't get us all!
448
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,961
You're out of holy water.
449
00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:35,962
So now what?
450
00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:45,961
Now... Say hello to my new best friends.
451
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,693
Aah!
452
00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:48,760
These water balloons are
453
00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:49,960
filled with vampire-fighting
454
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,393
goodness, made with a playful
455
00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:54,526
mix of holy water, garlic, and rutabaga.
456
00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:55,592
Oh, my goodness.
457
00:17:55,593 --> 00:17:56,825
What's happening here?
458
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,959
What do you think you're doing?
459
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,526
Ms. Clench, you have to stay out of here.
460
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:00,725
Some of these kids are vampires.
461
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:01,824
Oh, dear.
462
00:18:01,825 --> 00:18:03,224
That's terrible.
463
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:05,592
I thought they'd all be vampires by now.
464
00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:09,358
Of course.
465
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:10,359
It was you all along.
466
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:11,657
You were the one that started
467
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,723
the blood drive.
468
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:14,657
You were the one that stole
469
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,358
those missing bags.
470
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,590
Guilty as charged.
471
00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:18,957
The blood drive was moved back a
472
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,090
month this year, and I went hungry.
473
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,722
It's bad enough I have to drink
474
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:24,256
stale blood, when I'd love to
475
00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:25,789
drink it warm and fresh every
476
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,022
day, straight from the jugular.
477
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,723
Gross.
478
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,356
You think you can stop me
479
00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,722
with a few garlic-laced water balloons?
480
00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:35,621
I'm 500 years old.
481
00:18:35,622 --> 00:18:37,255
We vampires grow more powerful
482
00:18:37,256 --> 00:18:38,321
through the years.
483
00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:40,488
How could you ever beat me, when
484
00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:42,654
real vampire hunters have failed
485
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,488
for centuries?
486
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,620
I guess we'll see.
487
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:46,787
We will, 'cause I'm beginning
488
00:18:46,788 --> 00:18:50,020
to feel a bit... hmm... peckish,
489
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:53,153
meaning I could eat.
490
00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:54,219
Aah!
491
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,619
Stop your struggling and
492
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,086
close your eyes, and you will
493
00:18:57,087 --> 00:19:00,519
get a big surprise... and a cookie after.
494
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:02,085
Unhand that student.
495
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:10,652
I smell a party crasher.
496
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:11,452
Get out of here.
497
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:14,117
I smell a Van Helsing.
498
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:15,784
Get out of here!
499
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:16,451
Hurry!
500
00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:16,985
Go!
501
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,951
Run!
502
00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:19,952
I knew what you were the
503
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,750
moment you showed up in town,
504
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:24,050
but you were clearly broken... a
505
00:19:24,051 --> 00:19:26,483
sad, little bunny.
506
00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:27,317
You're no hunter.
507
00:19:27,318 --> 00:19:28,683
I may not be much of a hunter
508
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:32,583
anymore, but I am an excellent principal.
509
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:01,846
Did you really think this was
510
00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:03,079
gonna end any way other than
511
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,479
with you in my eternal embrace?
512
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,812
I was counting on it.
513
00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:12,711
That's for those foul cookies of yours.
514
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,110
Ew! I drank your blood!
515
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,143
It's not my fault.
516
00:20:31,144 --> 00:20:32,943
You bit me.
517
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,675
I thank you, Mr. Freeman.
518
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,543
I didn't do anything but
519
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,642
remind you who you are... a
520
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:51,675
great principal.
521
00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:52,907
You know, we research strange
522
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:55,041
things that go on around here.
523
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,474
Would you... Mr. Freeman, I am the
524
00:20:57,475 --> 00:20:58,142
principal of
525
00:20:58,143 --> 00:20:59,607
Lizzie Borden High school, not a
526
00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,506
glorified ghoul hunter, and,
527
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:05,274
children, remember, detention next week.
528
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:09,640
Rules are rules.
529
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,505
Well, that's that.
530
00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:12,639
Now the entire student body has
531
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,206
been exposed to the Spooksville weirdness.
532
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,640
I wouldn't count on that, Adam.
533
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,939
With the master now dead, any
534
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,372
vampirelings will quickly forget
535
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:19,739
that any of this ever happened.
536
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,405
Well, then how do you remember?
537
00:21:23,539 --> 00:21:24,638
Remember what?
538
00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:27,204
The vampire.
539
00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:28,938
It's a vampire dance, Adam.
540
00:21:28,938 --> 00:21:30,303
I thought you would have gotten that.
541
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:31,838
Ugh.
542
00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:33,470
This place is even more dead
543
00:21:33,471 --> 00:21:35,203
than it was last year.
544
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,233
Let's get out of here.
545
00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:53,303
? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
546
00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:57,703
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
547
00:21:57,704 --> 00:22:02,737
? Hey ?
548
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,404
? Hey ?
549
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:08,337
? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
550
00:22:08,387 --> 00:22:12,937
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