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Watch?

I know! I know!

I'm getting the power back on.

What?!

Watch!

I was online with a client!

Look, I appreciate the great job

you did with the Christmas lights, but...

Christmas lights?

It's Christmas again already?

Didn't we just have some holiday?

Those aren't Christmas lights?

Negative.

It's a highly sophisticated

experimental sensor that I've

rigged to study the

interdimensional seam that runs

through Springville.

That's nice, dear.

It's exciting.

Ooh! I'll be right back.

Is it really Christmas?

Yes! It's really Christmas!

Go ahead.

Open it.

Maybe it'll get you in the holiday spirit.

A remote-control boat?

I-I thought that's what you wanted.

I did... like three years ago.

I could build one myself now...

But better, obviously.

Oh, well.

I've got the receipt.

I'll return it.

Why don't you go hang out with

your friends?

No, I'm gonna take another whack at this.

I'm really close to... Watch?

I really think you should go.

Okay.

I'm gonna warm this up, though.

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Hey ?

? Hey ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Hey ?

Watch?

What are you doing here?

Your dad said you'd be here,

helping decorate for the party.

Christmas party... Because it's Christmas.

Which I knew.

You didn't call me.

Of course not.

What part of this would you be into?

Holiday cheer, decorating... Other people?

I'm perfectly capable of

participating in those activities.

Well, I spared you.

Consider it my gift.

Hey, Watch.

You're just in time for the eggnog.

What's eggnog?

Isn't this eggnog?

It's nog, but believe me,

there are no eggs in there.

Hey.

Guys, let's sing a Christmas carol.

? Sinterklaas ?

? Sinterklaas is on his wayvaround ?

? You better be good, or at ?

? Least okay, or he'll drag you ?

? Out of town ?

? On his sleigh, on his cold ice ?

? Shelf, way up in the north pole ?

? He'll turn you into a ?

? Christmas elf if you don't do as you're told ?

What?!

This is crazy.

Adam's right.

Why do we have to sing these

stupid songs, anyway?

No, I like the singing, but...

Who's sinterklaas?

And "drag you out of town"?

Isn't that just another way of

saying "kidnap"?

It's Christmas in Spooksville, Adam.

What did you expect?

I just don't see the point of Christmas.

The point is good cheer

and brotherhood among Springvilleans.

It's a season of hope.

Hope that we survive another

year in Spooksville.

This is silly.

Watch!

Sorry.

Sorry.

What are you sorry about?

I-I didn't mean to scare you.

Why would I be scared of you?

I was looking for you.

You're Watch, aren't you?

Yeah.

How did you... Don't be so modest.

You're the smartest boy in town,

aren't you?

Well, it's a small town.

You need help with your homework

or something.

Or something.

I wanted to talk to you about

the viability of spacial

tesseracts along dimensional seams.

Would you know anything about that?

My name is Tira.

Would you like to go for a walk with me?

Come on. Let's go.

...which is exactly why I

think it's a fallacy to say that

string theory and multiverse theory are...

Are mutually exclusive,

because they are clearly not.

I know, but most people just

can't appreciate that.

Tell me about it.

Sometimes I think I'm speaking a

different language than most people.

That's because you're special, Watch.

You're not like anyone else here.

I know.

I'm weird.

My mom says I'm smart, but other

kids, teachers, even Sally and Adam...

All they see is a kid on the

autism spectrum.

You can't expect other people

to understand you.

Yet somehow, you do.

That's because I'm not like

other people, either.

Don't drop any of those.

How many people are you

shopping for, anyway?

Oh, no, those are for me.

My parents always get me the

wrong stuff, so I cut out the middleman.

Holy hanukah. It's a miracle.

What?

Watch is on a date... that's what.

Wow. Watch is with a girl.

Good for him.

But we don't know it's a date.

No, that is date body language.

And she is suspiciously pretty.

She is pretty.

Ow!

Suspiciously pretty.

All right, come on.

We're gonna lose them.

Well, Sally... Sally.

He's our friend.

We're not gonna spy on him.

I-I don't know what you're

talking about, all right?

I am just... conveniently walking

the same way they are.

And you're helping me.

Hey.

Aren't you cold?

The cold does not affect me.

It's beautiful here.

You brought us to quarry lake.

That's quite a coincidence.

I've been studying the

dimensional fabric here for months.

And in my experience, there's no

such thing as a coincidence in Spooksville.

Who are you, Tira?

It's impossible to tell you with words.

But I can show you.

Do you feel it?

Do you feel the energy?

Yeah.

What the what?!

Are you afraid?

I'm curious.

Good.

Soon, you'll know all.

That Christmas ornament is

going towards Watch!

Go!

Watch, get back!

Adam!!

I can't feel his heartbeat!

I've got my pocket guide.

Asphyxia due to mystical energy shock...

Conventional resuscitation!

Quickly!

First, clear the victim's airways.

I didn't picture this moment

like this, but...

What happened?

Adam, you got in the way of the orb.

You mean I saved you from

whatever that thing was.

A little thank-you wouldn't be

too much to expect.

Stay down.

Yes, Adam, thank you.

Thanks for interrupting my

chances of discovering what

could have been a completely

unknown interdimensional life-form.

And scaring off Tira.

Tira.

Is that her name?

The girl that no one's ever seen

before, who lured you to an

ambush by illuminated shooting stars?!

You just assume her intent was sinister.

Because otherwise, why would

she want to talk to Watch?

Maybe she saw something special

in me... thought that I could be

trusted with her secret.

Aagh!

Hey. Okay.

I'll tell you later why what you

just said was completely crazy.

We've got to get Adam home.

No.

"No"?!

Tira's in danger.

I'm gonna go find her.

She could be missing.

All right, fine.

I don't have time to argue with you.

Come on.

I'm gonna take you home.

Adam!

You in there?

Hey.

Thought I'd just check on you.

You kind of passed out last

night when I dropped you off.

Thought it would be good manners

to make sure you weren't dead.

Mnh!

That is the second-worst case of

pinkeye I've ever seen.

Just a suggestion, Adam, but

maybe we should get you to a... doctor?

There is no... Adam.

The primitive being you know as

Adam has merged with a superior being.

As shall you.

I'm gonna guess that the

superior being is those...

Disco-light thingies from last night?

Well, I'm... flattered,

obviously, but I think... No.

Your kind barely think at all.

But you will be merged with a

superior being.

Like me.

I am now complete.

Complete jerk?

Or a complete creep?

I don't want to be complete.

I like being incomplete.

Gives me character.

You will have powers.

Huh.

I do have a lot of soccer

trophies that I need to destroy.

But, um... Little more practice wouldn't

hurt.

Clearly, you superior beings

aren't known for your superior

sense of humor.

...is what... I'm guessing.

Tira!

Tira!

You're very persistent.

Tira.

Where'd you go?

I was worried about you.

"Where did I come from?"

"Where did I go?"

Two questions with the same answer.

Can you guess the answer?

You're from a different dimension.

And I could have come to

anyone in your entire plane of existence.

But I came to you.

I have a million questions.

It'll take forever to answer them all.

Forever... Is within our reach.

I think it's time I told you everything.

You can scream now.

No one will hear you.

I don't want to scream, Adam!

Adam has merged with a superior being.

Okay, but you still need a handle.

What about "mergey"?

Can I call you mergey, or...

Or "supey" for "superior being"?

No, no, no!

I'm not a soccer trophy!

Can't wait for those orb

thingies to show up.

Always wanted to merge with pure energy.

Nothing to do on a Friday night?

Merge with pure energy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Mistress.

You have a visitor.

Yes. I know.

Hello, Sally.

Hello, Ann.

Look, I wouldn't come here if I didn't...

What the what?!

Yes?

You have a giant Christmas

tree... that's what.

You.

What you refer to as a

Christmas tree dates back to

the germanic pagan tradition of

donar's oak, which... All right, all right.

You just keep telling yourself that.

Look, we... I already know.

It's Adam. He's in trouble.

I can sense it in the chi we now share.

All right, that'd be an

awesome thing to not bring up.

What do you know about glowing

orbs that merge with people and

make them complete jerks?

And my people, these poor

refugees, are doomed without you

to bring them over.

I see.

So when the light array thinned

the walls between the dimensions...

You were drawn to it.

No.

Fate brought me to you.

Fate drew me to the one person

in the universe... several

universes... with the wisdom and

compassion to help us.

See, I want to believe you,

but I don't have any empirical data.

But you have feelings.

And you know that I care about you.

I don't know.

I do.

You can believe every word she says, Watch.

Trust me.

So, basically... You know nothing.

Nothing about who they are, how

they got here, or how we're

gonna get rid of them.

Great.

"Dingo neck," "devil bird,"

"dobhar-ch�"... We're only on the D's.

There's got to be something

here about luminous orbs.

The no ones.

The what ones?

That's what Lavinia Templeton called them.

Their lust for power destroyed

their own dimension.

Those who remain are formless

parasites, looking for new hosts

to control.

How did my great-grandmother defeat them?

She didn't, though she

marshaled all her dark power against them.

They were too strong for us.

Wait... you were around to

know poor little witchy girl's

great-grandmother?

It was only luck that saved

the Earth during their last

invasion attempt.

A freak lightning storm struck

just as the no ones were

starting to break through the

tear between dimensions.

That's it.

You don't...

Change your style much, do you?

What's that?

It's...

You couldn't pronounce it.

Call it lightning in a bottle.

It's a lightning magnet.

If we can get it close enough to

that rift... No.

I cannot allow you to go.

Sally, take the orb.

You'll have to do this alone.

What now, mom?

Well, I'm going into town to

return your gift.

Is there anything you'd like me

to exchange it for?

Hey, mom, I know I'm not

always the easiest kid to handle

or deal with...

Well, sometimes you can be a handful.

I just want to let you know

I'm gonna be a better son.

Starting now, okay?

Oh, sweetie.

You don't have to do anything.

You are brilliant and wonderful,

and I love you just the way you are.

You hear me?

Don't exchange my gift.

It's the best gift ever.

Thanks, mom.

Ohh...

What are you doing?

Lurking behind equipment.

What are you doing?

Saving a race of interdimensional refugees.

Wrong.

You're helping an army of

invading parasites.

What is up with you?

Do you help all girls who want

to conquer the Earth, or just

the pretty ones?

Tira cares about me.

Tira's a parasite.

Why? Because she likes me?

Am I so weird that a girl has to

be an alien monster with a

hidden agenda just to be attracted to me?

Watch, that's not what I meant.

Watch!

Sally, what are you doing here?

Hey, Watch... I didn't mean it like that.

They're gonna merge with

everybody, and we're gonna stop

being ourselves.

The only way to stop them is

with lightning.

Where did you get that?

Watch, we both know that

Sally is paranoid and nuts.

Ann has tricked her.

Don't listen to her.

She's been running you down your

whole life.

Come on, buddy.

It's time to be a hero.

He's one of them!

He's a no one!

Give it a rest, Sally.

Watch.

Parasites take from the host

and give nothing.

We're symbiotes.

Merging with a no one will give

the host power and knowledge

beyond your wildest dreams.

But the walls between our

dimensions will soon be at their

thinnest... for a very short time.

You must choose.

You Benedict Arnold!

It's in everyone's best interests, Sally.

The no ones survive, the people

they merge with get an upgrade,

probably saving humanity in the process.

Everybody wins.

I'm not getting enough power.

I need to boost it.

I can use this.

Be careful with that.

Watch, this is no time for gifts.

Let them through.

At this point, there's very

little we can do to stop them.

It's a perfect time for presents.

Gift number 1.

And gift number 2.

Thanks, mom.

What are you doing?

At the risk of sounding melodramatic...

...I'm calling down the thunder.

No!

You chose death over superiority!

Why?!

We could have been together!

If you really cared about me,

you wouldn't have wanted me to change.

I like me.

Goodbye, Tira.

Thanks for the memories.

Hey!

You okay?

You're not still evil, are you?

'Cause it would seriously test

our relationship.

I'm sorry, Watch.

It's okay, Sally.

It really is.

Hey, how did you know Adam was a no one?

He called me "buddy."

I don't remember it ever snowing

in Springville at Christmas.

What a day!

? Sinterklaas, sinterklaas is ?

? On his way around ?

? You'd better be good, or at ?

? Least okay, or he'll drag you ?

? Out of town ?

? On his sleigh, on his cold ice ?

? Shelf way up in the north pole ?

? He'll turn you into a ?

? Christmas elf if you don't do as ?

? You're told ?

Hey!

Whoo!

? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

? Hey ?

? Hey ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?

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